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Dudley Herschbach & Jennifer Garner presenting the Nobel Prize in Physics to Professor Frink. “The Simpsons” Halloween special, “Treehouse of Horror XIV” In a parody of Frankenstein, Homer gets a call from the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences telling him that he is the winner of the Nobel Prize; however, Lisa learns that it’s actually for Professor Frink. Frink is so excited that he won the Nobel Prize (for devising a hammer with a screwdriver on the other end of it), where he expresses the wish that his father was able to see him win. He explains that his father always saw him as a disappointment, and describes his father as a he-man scientist who worked on the atom bomb by day, slept with Marilyn Monroe by night, and sold secrets to the Russians at lunch. September 17, 2014 – Chelmsford, MA The US Patent & Trademark Office [USPTO] notifies Professor Frink that the USPTO has awarded VMX Blue Brain™, the world’s first networked digital visual cortex, an FDA 510(k-cleared Class II medical device and clinical cognitive connector, the first in a series of patent filings for clinical collaboration in the cloud with visual neural networking, mobile medical imaging, packetized clinical informatics and augmented clinical instruction. Visual neural networking, multi-sensory cognitive vismemes [sight‐sound‐touch] and the pursuit of happiness…

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Dudley Herschbach & Jennifer Garner presenting the Nobel Prize in Physics to Professor Frink.

“The Simpsons” Halloween special, “Treehouse of Horror XIV” In a parody of Frankenstein, Homer gets a call from the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences telling him that he is the winner of the Nobel Prize; however, Lisa learns that it’s actually for Professor Frink. Frink is so excited that he won the Nobel Prize (for devising a hammer with a screwdriver on the other end of it), where he expresses the wish that his father was able to see him win. He explains that his father always saw him as a disappointment, and describes his father as a he-man scientist who worked on the atom bomb by day, slept with Marilyn Monroe by night, and sold secrets to the Russians at lunch.

September 17, 2014 – Chelmsford, MA

The US Patent & Trademark Office [USPTO] notifies Professor Frink that the USPTO has awarded VMX Blue Brain™, the world’s first networked digital visual cortex, an FDA 510(k-cleared Class II medical device and clinical cognitive connector, the first in a series of patent filings for clinical collaboration in the cloud with visual neural networking, mobile medical imaging, packetized clinical informatics and augmented clinical instruction. Visual neural networking, multi-sensory cognitive vismemes [sight‐sound‐touch] and thepursuit of happiness…