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What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese!
What does a lemon need when
it hurts itself?Lemon-aid!
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Well, I’m not going to spread it!
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Poke him on!
Yellow Jokes by Beano
What do you call a dinosaur made of
cheese?Gorgonzilla!
Why are bananas never lonely?
They hang around in bunches!
What do you give a sausage dog with a fever?
Mustard – it’s the best thing for a hot dog!
What happened to the frog who parked on the
double yellow lines?Its car got toad!
Which bird steals soap from your bath?A robber duck!
What did the cheese say when he looked in the
mirror?Halloumi!
Why do minions love bananas?
They find them appealing!
Why did the
banana go to
hospital?It wasn’t peeling
well!
What happened when the
air con in the
cheese factory broke?There was a melt-
down!
What did Shakespeare ask his
cheesemonger?To brie or not to
brie!
What kind of music does cheese
listen to? R’n’Brie!