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    BEST JOKESby Yerramsetti Sai

    with authorNo part of this book may be utilized in any form or by any means including electronicrecording or retrieval system without permission in writing from the publishers.

    First Edition : 2011

    Price : 150/-

    Cover & Illustrations:BABU

    Published by:INDRADHANUSSU PUBLICATIONS,3-2-57, Satavahana Nagar,L.B.Nagar, Hyderabad-500 074.

    Books Available at:Vishalandra Book House, Ph : 24744580Navodaya Book House, Ph : 24652387Navayuga Book House, Ph : 24754688Indradhanussu Publications, Cell : 98482 64364Telugu Book House, Cell : 9247446497Ganesh Book stall, Dilsukhnagar, Cell: 9393804466

    DTP & LayoutHari : 9393 5254 61H.No. 11-13-193/3/1-B, Near Astalaxmi Arch,Dwarakanagar, Kothapet, Hyderabad-35.

    Printed at :S.P. Graphics.Bagh Lingampally, Hyderabad, Cell : 93968 00098

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