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DESCRIPTIONReindeer Jokes. Why is Prancer always wet?. Because he’s a “RAIN”-Deer. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?. “RUDE”-olph. What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?. Anything you want because he can’t hear you!. How do you get into Donner’s house?. You ring the “DEER”-bell!. - PowerPoint PPT Presentation
Why is Prancer always wet?Because hes a RAIN-Deer
Which of Santas reindeer has bad manners?RUDE-olph
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?Anything you want because he cant hear you!
How do you get into Donners house?You ring the DEER-bell!
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?Because they look silly in Snow Suits
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?Yeah, you know, Olive the other reindeer who,used to laugh and call him names?
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?This one will sleigh you!
Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them
If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one?a RE- TAIL Shop(Retail Shop)
What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window? It looks like Rain, Dear! (rein-deer)