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Reindeer Jokes. Why is Prancer always wet?. Because he’s a “RAIN”-Deer. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?. “RUDE”-olph. What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?. Anything you want because he can’t hear you!. How do you get into Donner’s house?. You ring the “DEER”-bell!. - PowerPoint PPT Presentation

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  • Why is Prancer always wet?Because hes a RAIN-Deer

  • Which of Santas reindeer has bad manners?RUDE-olph

  • What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?Anything you want because he cant hear you!

  • How do you get into Donners house?You ring the DEER-bell!

  • Why do reindeer wear fur coats?Because they look silly in Snow Suits

  • How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?Yeah, you know, Olive the other reindeer who,used to laugh and call him names?

  • What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?This one will sleigh you!

  • Where do you find reindeer? It depends on where you leave them

  • If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one?a RE- TAIL Shop(Retail Shop)

  • What did Santa Claus say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window? It looks like Rain, Dear! (rein-deer)