C O N T E N TS

Editor: Damon Boyd Art director: Keith Tamkei Subeditor: Tiara WaltersContributors: Diane Coetzer, Garth van der Walt, Nawhal Kara, Nikki Temkin

A bit about Gauteng, How to use this guide

By the numbers, Key matches, Points of interest

Live music, Clubs, General

Melville — when the night is still young

Gauteng cuisine, The best spots for local fare,Fortifying breakfasts

Plays, Musicals

Stores, Markets, Souvenirs

Apartheid Museum

Finding your bearings

“People spendmost of theirtime in thesection about lifeunder apartheidduring the ’60s.It brings homewhat blackpeople had todeal with in apowerful way.”— MduduziTshabalala, tourguide, ApartheidMuseum

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Gauteng is a city that can overwhelm the unsuspecting traveller.Relax. This guide is here to help make the most of the short timeyo u ’ll be spending in our cool province. It’s organised into twomain segments: seeing and doing. We’ve colour-coded everythingto make it easier for you to get to where you need to be. We’vegot restaurants, bars, clubs, shops, cultural hotspots and places toventure to while you twiddle your thumbs between the biggames. We hope you enjoy your stay. Kinda.

USING THIS GUIDE

RED: For those in the mood to drink like a champion andp a r ty

YELLOW: For the gastronomes who like fine dining, theatreand other performances

BLUE: For those who want to take in Gauteng’s heritage andhistory, along with some heavy-duty shopping and recreation

GREEN: For the people who like getting away from the actionand spending some time exploring the reaches of a province

ORANGE: Stadiums and their surrounds

Ladies and Germans, this is the first edition of six guides to theprovince of Gauteng. Gauteng isn’t just Joburg. It’s also home toPretoria and other strange surrounds, like Midrand. You can get yourguide in the weekend editions of the Sunday Times, Sunday World andon week days in the Sowetan. Cheers — Damon, Ed

STA RTHERE

Between June 11 and July 11Gauteng will be the centre ofthe world, with most of theWorld Cup activities takingplace in this province.

After all, it starts andends in Gauteng and it wasno coincidence that 19 of the32 participating teams choseto set up their base campsin the province.

Gauteng is where thecreative spirit of a nationconverges in a dense culturalheartland.

It is also the intersection ofAfrica and global trade, andinvestors will find the region

offers access to an array ofproducts, services andm a r ke t s .

From the vibrantmetropolis of Soweto,through to the dynamism ofJoburg, to the tree-lineddiplomatic centres of Pretoriaand Tshwane, Gauteng is acosmopolitan mix of peoplefrom across the world.

Nature enjoys centre stagein Gauteng, and you can beintroduced to the Big Fiveand hundreds of otherw i l d l i fe species just m i nu te sfrom the comfort of yourfive-star hotel room.

Only in Gauteng will yoube dazzled by the blending ofcontrasts — an abundance ofstarry African skies amidglittering city lights.

The flow of Gauteng’s scenicbeauty thrills as much as itrelaxes, rooting you to the verybasics of creation — people inharmony with nature.

On the sporting front,Gauteng is the undisputedcapital of South African sport.If you wish to do something

with your spare time bet weengames, try out our shoppingmalls as well as our diningand entertainment areas.

Modern shopping mallsabound throughout theprovince and offer a variety ofshopping choices andentertainment. There arehundreds of places to eat inGauteng — from cosy cafés toaward-winning restaurants. Amyriad cuisine choices are onoffer, from traditional Africanfare to global menus thatcover the foods of the world.

Gauteng is also home tomany historical sites, such asthe Apartheid Museum andConstitution Hill.

To our visitors — we l c o m eto Gauteng and have afabulous time.

It all starts here.

N o mv u l aM o ko nya n e ,Premier ofG a u te n g

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STA D I U M Spoints of interest

• Seating capacity of 94 000• No seat is farther than 35m from the pitch• The design is based on a calabash (traditional African pot)• The exterior is a mosaic of fire and earth, lit from underneathby lights that symbolise the flames licking the pot• These are the grounds where SA ripped through Tunisia in1996 to win the African Cup of Nations• Historically speaking, it was the first place to host aNelson Mandela mass rally after his 1990 prison release• Some say it looks like a glorified bedpan• Let ’s not get into that

soccer city** No, it’s not a bedpan

“It will certainly be used for other events,including music concerts.” — Our womanon the inside, Christa Venter, Joburg’sWorld Cup operations director

Long queues: Tothe loo, to getfood, to get out,to get in. Dealwith it, or cut in.

Vuvuzelas: These are cultural weapons.Th ey ’re there to intimidate, to rouse, torip through your eardrums.

two things you’re likely to see

key matches

June 11South Africa vsM ex i c oJune 14The Netherlands vsDenmarkJune 17Argentina vs KoreaRe p u b l i c

June 20Brazil vs Côte d’Ivo i reJune 23Ghana vs GermanyJune 27Round of 16July 2Quarter finalsJuly 11Fi n a l

f r o n t- r o ws u i te sSoccer City is not atotally new stadium: thedesigners did amasterful job ofrejigging the originalFNB Stadium andboosted the seatingcapacity from 80 000to 94 000. They alsoadded 99 new suites —which brings the placeswhere VIPs can eat,drink SA beer and bemerry (and have rapidaccess to uncrowdedloos) to a total of 184.

sit here

the lowdown

In May, Soweto’s Soccer Citywas voted the best designedand developed 2010 soccerstadium at the SA PropertyOwners AssociationInnovative Excellence inProperty DevelopmentAwards. You can be sure, it’snot the first award thisglittering stadium is going toearn: owned and developedby the City of Johannesburg,it’s got Joburg nativesunashamedly animated intheir adoration of the WorldCup’s opening and closing

match venue. The stadium iswidely regarded as the heartof football in South Africa asit has hosted many importantmatches through history. Inthe mid 1980s, officials cametogether to build the firstinternational football stadiumin the country and theconstruction was funded fromthe football fraternity'scoffers. Soccer City hosted thefirst mass rally of NelsonMandela after his release fromprison in 1990. Thousands ofmourners lamented ChrisHani's assassination at thestadium in 1993.

The stadium takes its inspirationfrom the calabash that is soubiquitous throughout Africa andthe potential for tweeness wasalways there. Especially when youconsider that the calabash was alsochosen to represent the “meltingpot of African cultures”. Thankfully,the results are sublime — especiallyat night when the calabash lightsup, adding a glitter not usuallyassociated with Soweto.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?Important contacts and sitesMetrobus 011 375 5555Metrorail 011 773 5878Gautrain 0800 42 88 72 46City of Tshwane 012 358 2010www. g a u te n g . n etwww. f i n d yo u r way. c o . z a

LO ST ?

For the suckersin the cheap seats:K-Way Zoom 8 -20x25 Binoculars( R 49 9 ) . Now you toocan sight things froma fa r. Yes, that meansthe hot girl in row A,centre left.

S M A RTSHOP

NEXT WEEK:

the mini world cupsoccer quiz

1. Which team in the World Cup wereselected by their king?M ex i c oFra n c eBelgiumRo m a n i a

2. Why did the Uruguayan goalkeeperAntonio Mazzali return home beforethe 1930 finals kicked off?He had to attend his father’s funeral.He was badly injured in a warm-upm atc h .He had sneaked out from the hotelwithout permission.He was caught in bed with histe a m m ate .

3. Why was the match betweenArgentina and France on July 15 1930terminated by the referee six minutesbefore time?There was lightning above the stadium.The Argentinian players had walked outin protest.Hundreds of Argentinian fans had runout to attack the French players.The referee had made a whoopsy.

4. Why was the USA trainer carried offunconscious during a 1930 World Cupmatch against Argentina?He was lazy. What’s wrong with that?He had been hit by the ball.He had broken a bottle of chloroform.He had been punched by an Argentinianp l aye r.

5. Alex Villaplane was France’s captainin the first World Cup match. Why washe killed 15 years later?He killed himself.For alleged collaboration with the Nazis.After an argument in a bar in Paris.For reasons unknown.

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Answers next week. Maybe

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STA D I U M Spoints of interest

• Seating capacity of 94 000• No seat is farther than 35m from the pitch• The design is based on a calabash (traditional African pot)• The exterior is a mosaic of fire and earth, lit from underneathby lights that symbolise the flames licking the pot• These are the grounds where SA ripped through Tunisia in1996 to win the African Cup of Nations• Historically speaking, it was the first place to host aNelson Mandela mass rally after his 1990 prison release• Some say it looks like a glorified bedpan• Let ’s not get into that

soccer city** No, it’s not a bedpan

“It will certainly be used for other events,including music concerts.” — Our womanon the inside, Christa Venter, Joburg’sWorld Cup operations director

Long queues: Tothe loo, to getfood, to get out,to get in. Dealwith it, or cut in.

Vuvuzelas: These are cultural weapons.Th ey ’re there to intimidate, to rouse, torip through your eardrums.

two things you’re likely to see

key matches

June 11South Africa vsM ex i c oJune 14The Netherlands vsDenmarkJune 17Argentina vs KoreaRe p u b l i c

June 20Brazil vs Côte d’Ivo i reJune 23Ghana vs GermanyJune 27Round of 16July 2Quarter finalsJuly 11Fi n a l

f r o n t- r o ws u i te sSoccer City is not atotally new stadium: thedesigners did amasterful job ofrejigging the originalFNB Stadium andboosted the seatingcapacity from 80 000to 94 000. They alsoadded 99 new suites —which brings the placeswhere VIPs can eat,drink SA beer and bemerry (and have rapidaccess to uncrowdedloos) to a total of 184.

sit here

the lowdown

In May, Soweto’s Soccer Citywas voted the best designedand developed 2010 soccerstadium at the SA PropertyOwners AssociationInnovative Excellence inProperty DevelopmentAwards. You can be sure, it’snot the first award thisglittering stadium is going toearn: owned and developedby the City of Johannesburg,it’s got Joburg nativesunashamedly animated intheir adoration of the WorldCup’s opening and closing

match venue. The stadium iswidely regarded as the heartof football in South Africa asit has hosted many importantmatches through history. Inthe mid 1980s, officials cametogether to build the firstinternational football stadiumin the country and theconstruction was funded fromthe football fraternity'scoffers. Soccer City hosted thefirst mass rally of NelsonMandela after his release fromprison in 1990. Thousands ofmourners lamented ChrisHani's assassination at thestadium in 1993.

The stadium takes its inspirationfrom the calabash that is soubiquitous throughout Africa andthe potential for tweeness wasalways there. Especially when youconsider that the calabash was alsochosen to represent the “meltingpot of African cultures”. Thankfully,the results are sublime — especiallyat night when the calabash lightsup, adding a glitter not usuallyassociated with Soweto.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?Important contacts and sitesMetrobus 011 375 5555Metrorail 011 773 5878Gautrain 0800 42 88 72 46City of Tshwane 012 358 2010www. g a u te n g . n etwww. f i n d yo u r way. c o . z a

LO ST ?

For the suckersin the cheap seats:K-Way Zoom 8 -20x25 Binoculars( R 49 9 ) . Now you toocan sight things froma fa r. Yes, that meansthe hot girl in row A,centre left.

S M A RTSHOP

NEXT WEEK:

the mini world cupsoccer quiz

1. Which team in the World Cup wereselected by their king?M ex i c oFra n c eBelgiumRo m a n i a

2. Why did the Uruguayan goalkeeperAntonio Mazzali return home beforethe 1930 finals kicked off?He had to attend his father’s funeral.He was badly injured in a warm-upm atc h .He had sneaked out from the hotelwithout permission.He was caught in bed with histe a m m ate .

3. Why was the match betweenArgentina and France on July 15 1930terminated by the referee six minutesbefore time?There was lightning above the stadium.The Argentinian players had walked outin protest.Hundreds of Argentinian fans had runout to attack the French players.The referee had made a whoopsy.

4. Why was the USA trainer carried offunconscious during a 1930 World Cupmatch against Argentina?He was lazy. What’s wrong with that?He had been hit by the ball.He had broken a bottle of chloroform.He had been punched by an Argentinianp l aye r.

5. Alex Villaplane was France’s captainin the first World Cup match. Why washe killed 15 years later?He killed himself.For alleged collaboration with the Nazis.After an argument in a bar in Paris.For reasons unknown.

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Answers next week. Maybe

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place to dance

THE WOODSThe only joint youshould be getting yourfunk on after the kick-off. You know the samecrowd you laughed at inGin? Well, they’ll bedancing like robots here.It’s got energy, it’s gotvibe. See you there.Contacts: 082 332 5772,66 Carr Street, Newtown.

places to drink

K I TC H E N E R ’S CARVERY BAROne word: eccentric. This dimly lit, carpeted (nojokes) bar is perfect for bar proppers, and thebartender is an eight-foot-something, gentlegiant of German descent who can’t seem to stoppoking fun at the man who pays his salary.Contacts: 011 403 3646, 5 De Beer Street,B ra a m fo n te i n

GI NThink New York’s CeeBeeGeeBees — sans thegenius live bands. Intense drinking, intensepartying, intense characters. Everyone’s hairstands at a 45-degree angle, same goes for theirattitudes. If you’re up for a young crowd, youmust attend. At least for five minutes — h e rey o u’re bound to pick up somebody in that time.Contacts: 084 555 9585, 12 Gleneagles Road,G re e n s i d e

STA D I U M S soccer city** No, it’s not a bedpan

places to eat

NIKI’S OASISIt has oxtail, mogodu (tripe),potjiekos (stew) and pap. Ify o u’re lucky, you might evencatch some live jazz while youeat. Place usually closes at midnight, though, so getthere before the mirror ball turns into a pumpkin.Contacts: 011 492 1134 / 011 838 9733, 138 BreeStreet, Newtown

S O P H I ATOW NYour typical African restaurant with a cigar lounge forthose wanting to celebrate. This celebrated dive onlyshuts its doors at 2am (hallelujah), but keep youreyes peeled. There will be loads of security — still,this is downtown Joburg.Contacts: 011 836 5999, No 1 Central Place, JeppeStreet, Newtown

DOPPIO ZEROItalian food done nicely. The place is usually a h ave nfor big whisky drinkers and fans of homemade icec re a m .Contacts: 011 646 8740, Cnr Barry Hertzog andGleneagles roads, Greenside

COOL RUNNINGSYo u’ll find this Jamaican-style bar in Melville — it’sjust up the drag from Marks Park and has arestaurant, too. In a nod to the true Joburg rastatradition, Cool Runnings is an always laidback, butvibrant watering hole in the heart of the city’sbohemia. Get your hot tropical cocktails and greasyfinger food here.Contacts: 011 482 4786, 4th Avenue, Melville

NAMES TODROP AFTERFOUR SHOTSOF TEQUILA:

the great trek

Yes, once you’ve made thejourney back from Soccer City,cigar bars, sophisticated eateriesand world-class theatreproductions await you. A moreauthentic local experience canbe enjoyed in the shebeens(local African pubs) of Sowetoand Alexandra.

SOUTH AFRICA vsMEXICO (JUNE 11)M EX IC ORamón MoralesMario MéndezOswaldo SánchezJosé Antonio CastroJosé de Jesús CoronaZinha (AntônioNaelson Matias)Rafael Márquez

SOUTH AFRICAItumeleng KhuneAaron MokoenaTeko ModiseMatthew BoothSteven PienaarBenni McCarthyThanduyise Khuboni

Nonhle Thema’sthoughts on the gamebecause it sounds sexier comingfrom a local TV presenter

Jo burg’s World Cup trafficcould turn the commute tothe city’s grub and jive spotsinto a dizzy blessednightmare — even if they areclose to the stadium. Theywill be worth the drive or busjourney, though, and at leasty o u’ll be able to find yourfirst real beer and burgerafter the match.

“Ladies, don’t know thedifference between dribblingon the pitch and droolingover men in shorts? Whocares when Brazil, thesauciest team in soccer, areplaying?”

“Boys, you can neverhave enough ‘b i l to n g ’ —air-dried meat, that is.Same goes for ‘s a m p’(gravy-dunked maize),tripe, some pap andboerewors (sausage). Ify o u’d like to impress alocal lass, you need to eatlike a real bloke.”

“Save the date.Gauteng’s biggestmatch up has gotto be Ghana vsG e r m a ny ”

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place to dance

THE WOODSThe only joint youshould be getting yourfunk on after the kick-off. You know the samecrowd you laughed at inGin? Well, they’ll bedancing like robots here.It’s got energy, it’s gotvibe. See you there.Contacts: 082 332 5772,66 Carr Street, Newtown.

places to drink

K I TC H E N E R ’S CARVERY BAROne word: eccentric. This dimly lit, carpeted (nojokes) bar is perfect for bar proppers, and thebartender is an eight-foot-something, gentlegiant of German descent who can’t seem to stoppoking fun at the man who pays his salary.Contacts: 011 403 3646, 5 De Beer Street,B ra a m fo n te i n

GI NThink New York’s CeeBeeGeeBees — sans thegenius live bands. Intense drinking, intensepartying, intense characters. Everyone’s hairstands at a 45-degree angle, same goes for theirattitudes. If you’re up for a young crowd, youmust attend. At least for five minutes — h e rey o u’re bound to pick up somebody in that time.Contacts: 084 555 9585, 12 Gleneagles Road,G re e n s i d e

STA D I U M S soccer city** No, it’s not a bedpan

places to eat

NIKI’S OASISIt has oxtail, mogodu (tripe),potjiekos (stew) and pap. Ify o u’re lucky, you might evencatch some live jazz while youeat. Place usually closes at midnight, though, so getthere before the mirror ball turns into a pumpkin.Contacts: 011 492 1134 / 011 838 9733, 138 BreeStreet, Newtown

S O P H I ATOW NYour typical African restaurant with a cigar lounge forthose wanting to celebrate. This celebrated dive onlyshuts its doors at 2am (hallelujah), but keep youreyes peeled. There will be loads of security — still,this is downtown Joburg.Contacts: 011 836 5999, No 1 Central Place, JeppeStreet, Newtown

DOPPIO ZEROItalian food done nicely. The place is usually a h ave nfor big whisky drinkers and fans of homemade icec re a m .Contacts: 011 646 8740, Cnr Barry Hertzog andGleneagles roads, Greenside

COOL RUNNINGSYo u’ll find this Jamaican-style bar in Melville — it’sjust up the drag from Marks Park and has arestaurant, too. In a nod to the true Joburg rastatradition, Cool Runnings is an always laidback, butvibrant watering hole in the heart of the city’sbohemia. Get your hot tropical cocktails and greasyfinger food here.Contacts: 011 482 4786, 4th Avenue, Melville

NAMES TODROP AFTERFOUR SHOTSOF TEQUILA:

the great trek

Yes, once you’ve made thejourney back from Soccer City,cigar bars, sophisticated eateriesand world-class theatreproductions await you. A moreauthentic local experience canbe enjoyed in the shebeens(local African pubs) of Sowetoand Alexandra.

SOUTH AFRICA vsMEXICO (JUNE 11)M EX IC ORamón MoralesMario MéndezOswaldo SánchezJosé Antonio CastroJosé de Jesús CoronaZinha (AntônioNaelson Matias)Rafael Márquez

SOUTH AFRICAItumeleng KhuneAaron MokoenaTeko ModiseMatthew BoothSteven PienaarBenni McCarthyThanduyise Khuboni

Nonhle Thema’sthoughts on the gamebecause it sounds sexier comingfrom a local TV presenter

Jo burg’s World Cup trafficcould turn the commute tothe city’s grub and jive spotsinto a dizzy blessednightmare — even if they areclose to the stadium. Theywill be worth the drive or busjourney, though, and at leasty o u’ll be able to find yourfirst real beer and burgerafter the match.

“Ladies, don’t know thedifference between dribblingon the pitch and droolingover men in shorts? Whocares when Brazil, thesauciest team in soccer, areplaying?”

“Boys, you can neverhave enough ‘b i l to n g ’ —air-dried meat, that is.Same goes for ‘s a m p’(gravy-dunked maize),tripe, some pap andboerewors (sausage). Ify o u’d like to impress alocal lass, you need to eatlike a real bloke.”

“Save the date.Gauteng’s biggestmatch up has gotto be Ghana vsG e r m a ny ”

PA RT Y* One word not two

the lowdown

It’s the BIG official party thatsignals the start of the FifaWorld Cup the next day. Youd o n’t have to be a footie fan toenjoy the beats, so don’t missout on what’s being billed asthe greatest entertainmentevent in Africa to date. Kickingoff on June 10 at 8pm at thenewly renovated OrlandoStadium in Soweto, the liveconcert showcases a diversity ofmusical talent that ranges fromhip-hop to rap, R&B to pop, aswell as soul, jazz and gospel.Sport and other entertainmentwill be on offer, too, and theconcert is expected to gather a30 000-strong crowd. It’ll bebroadcast around the worldand screened live on localchannel SABC1. Be there or beboring.

opening shebang*

who’s performing?

The lineup includes majorinternational superstars likecrooner John Legend,songstress Alicia Keys,hipsters the Black Eyed Peasand hip-shaking Shakira, aswell as hot African artistslike Amadou & Mariam,Juanes and Angelique Kidjo.Yo u’ll also be able to catchpopular local talents likesongstress Lira,Freshlyground, theParlotones, legendary HughMasekela, BLK JKS,Tinariwen, Vieux FarkaTouré, Tumi Molekane,K’Naan, 340ml, VusiMahlasela, Steadyrock andup-and-coming artistsKwani Experience. Kick-asselectronica act Goldfish willstart their set at 11pm.

vital stats

Buy tickets online at www.computicket.com orcall 083 915 8000. Tickets are R450 (outercircle standing), R650 (inner circle standing),R850 and R950 (upper level seated), R1 150and R1 400 (lower level seated). Doors open at3pm, with live performances beginning at4pm. For more info, check outw w w. c o n t r o l r o o m . c o m / f i f a wo r l d c u p c o n c e r tand www.fifa.com/concert

Ah, the Orlando Concert: big names, bright lights, Shakira’s booty.It’s the BIG official party, your attendance is required. Read on ...

1. Don’t go to adance club before1am. Our bars arethere to get yousoused from 3pmonwards but, whenit comes to ourdance spots, don’teven considergetting therebefore 12.

2. Don’t bitchabout having topay cover charge.Our high-end jointsare high-end for areason, so if youwant to be seen,cough up.

3. If you’re at adance club — l etloose. Local girlslove a guy who canput on the moves.So don’t be shy.

4. Our bartenderslove getting tipped.The more you do,the more they’lltreat you like theChief. Andremember, theharder the tack,the higher the tip.

5. Some of oure st a b l i s h m e n t sfind it bad form toget sloshed. A pubwo n ’t frown, butpull that stunt ata fashionablenightspot and you’llbe chucked.

6. Let’s cut to thechase: bar fights arefrowned upon. Getinto a scrap with ourguys and you mightwell have to extendyour stay in SouthArica for your legsto heal.

7. Women, you willmeet loads ofinterested local menwho don’t take nofor an answer. Don’tbe scared, just tellthem off. It won’t beperceived as rude.

8. Don’t windowshop. If you go intoone of our clubs, atleast hang aroundfor one beer. If youdon’t like the feel ofthe place, don’t go in.

9. Do not treat ourfloors as ashtrays.Where there aresmoking areas, wewill stock ashtrays.Kill your smoke.Move on.

10. Don’t be difficult.Don’t irritate thewa i t re s s e s ,ba r te n d e r s ,bouncers. This townis kind, loving andsweet, but don’tpush our buttons.We will thrash you.

A night on thetown inGauteng isusually killer.Sometimesh a i r- r a i s i n g.Here are somerules beforeyou head out,just to makesure you enjoyyour time, notspend itpicking upyour teeth withbroken fingers

NIGHTLIFE ETIQUET TE

Jet Nightclub — Hot with Football FevahVenue: Jet Nightclub, NorthgateType: The club will be converted into a viewing lounge for the kick-off extravaganza, which will be celebrated throughout the night inunabashed football styleDoors open: 7pmDress: SoccerDJ lineup: DJ Fresh, Roger Goode, Mark Stent, Goodluck, Dimplez,Justin Miller, Royal K, Mojo Inc, Deejay Dunn, DJ Lior, Speedsta,DJ Missy D, Man-Liza and DJ SugarfreeContacts: www. my j et . c o . z aJet Nightclub is a chic, sophisticated venue. It can be relied onfor a memorable party every weekend, so the soccer spectacularis one party not to be missed. The lineup offers a range of live-performance acts and caters to all party devotees’ musical tastes— from deep house to R&B and hip-hop.

JUNE 11THE AFTER

PARTIES

Alicia Keys waits patiently for a couple of claps

Yo u ’ve just finished watching the game.It ’s time to celebrate. Here’s what clubsare doing what on the night

Bassline 2010 World CupPa r tyVenue: The Bassline, NewtownType: Pa r tyDigits: 011 838 9142Bassline is Joburg’s artsy,live-music venue for a range ofmusic lovers. This SouthAfrican institution rocksanything from reggae and jazzto house, kwaito and blues.Bassline’s home in theNewtown Cultural Precinct, theheart of protest theatre duringthe apartheid years, epitomisesthis cultural jewel, which hasdone well to maintain itsalternative Afro signature overthe years. Its World Cup partypromises to be explosive.

Zouk World CupExtravaganza (inconjunction with Molokoand Latinova)Venue: Zouk lounge, SandtonType: World Cup partyDoors open: 4pmDress: Smart casualDigits: 073 362 7095This is a seductive hauntwhose warm African lightingwill transform you into theBard of Pickup Lines. Don’tmiss out on their footballfestival celebration.

C4Venue: Tokyo Sky, FourwaysType: Party experienceDoors open: 7pmDress: Smart casualDJ lineup: Shluda de Guru, Twins on Decks, Chad DB,Twisted Round, Pinstripe, Super C, Warrick (YFM),Electro Ice, Mr Swirls and Eezo LiveDigits: 011 465 0704Get colourful with C4 every Friday night for theduration of the World Cup. C4 originated when agroup of friends came together to host parties for theirextended circle of buddies and over the years it hasexploded into an unmissable experience — join theregulars and learn how to “make the circle beega”.

Movida Singles PartyVenue: Movida Nightclub, RivoniaType: Pa r tyDress: Super styling (shoes and collaredshirts for men)DJ lineup: Resident DJs Paul and Nickplaying all the commercial stuffAge restriction: Strictly ladies 23 and over,gents 25 and overThe ‘it’ place for the exclusive northernsuburbs crowd. Red curtains are drawn eachnight to display a performance smorgasbord,varying from Broadway to Las Vegas. Votedas one of the world’s top 18 design-inspiredclubs by New York’s Black Book magazine

Tanz CaféCelebrates theWorld CupVenue: Tanz Café,B r ya n sto nType: Party with alive performance byLiesl Graham and coDoors open: 8pmDress: Smart casual— wear your BafanaBafana shirts andbring your vuvuzelasDigits: 082 855 5445Tanz Café is one ofthe greatest liveperformance venuesin Joburg’s northernsuburbs. Theatmosphere is vibey,yet i n t i m a te . Tanz isperfect for a chat anddrink after, beforeand during the game.D o n’t miss out on aperformance byaward-winning SouthAfrican rockerLiesl Grahams.

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Gold Fish LIVE @Nicci BeachVenue: Nicci Beach,Wild WatersB o ks b u rgType: Open-air partywith a live bandDress: Evening wearand beach chicDigits: 011 823 5714Nicci Beach isfamous for one ofSouth Africa’sbiggest danceparties, H2O. A liveperformance fromGold Fish, one ofSouth Africa’slegendary bands,will leave partypeople gyrating formore. The group’strademark electro-jazz soundcombines samplers,saxophones, agroove box,keyboards, vocoder,upright bass, fluteand effect units intoa spontaneous, live-remix performance.

PA RT Y* One word not two

the lowdown

It’s the BIG official party thatsignals the start of the FifaWorld Cup the next day. Youd o n’t have to be a footie fan toenjoy the beats, so don’t missout on what’s being billed asthe greatest entertainmentevent in Africa to date. Kickingoff on June 10 at 8pm at thenewly renovated OrlandoStadium in Soweto, the liveconcert showcases a diversity ofmusical talent that ranges fromhip-hop to rap, R&B to pop, aswell as soul, jazz and gospel.Sport and other entertainmentwill be on offer, too, and theconcert is expected to gather a30 000-strong crowd. It’ll bebroadcast around the worldand screened live on localchannel SABC1. Be there or beboring.

opening shebang*

who’s performing?

The lineup includes majorinternational superstars likecrooner John Legend,songstress Alicia Keys,hipsters the Black Eyed Peasand hip-shaking Shakira, aswell as hot African artistslike Amadou & Mariam,Juanes and Angelique Kidjo.Yo u’ll also be able to catchpopular local talents likesongstress Lira,Freshlyground, theParlotones, legendary HughMasekela, BLK JKS,Tinariwen, Vieux FarkaTouré, Tumi Molekane,K’Naan, 340ml, VusiMahlasela, Steadyrock andup-and-coming artistsKwani Experience. Kick-asselectronica act Goldfish willstart their set at 11pm.

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Buy tickets online at www.computicket.com orcall 083 915 8000. Tickets are R450 (outercircle standing), R650 (inner circle standing),R850 and R950 (upper level seated), R1 150and R1 400 (lower level seated). Doors open at3pm, with live performances beginning at4pm. For more info, check outw w w. c o n t r o l r o o m . c o m / f i f a wo r l d c u p c o n c e r tand www.fifa.com/concert

Ah, the Orlando Concert: big names, bright lights, Shakira’s booty.It’s the BIG official party, your attendance is required. Read on ...

1. Don’t go to adance club before1am. Our bars arethere to get yousoused from 3pmonwards but, whenit comes to ourdance spots, don’teven considergetting therebefore 12.

2. Don’t bitchabout having topay cover charge.Our high-end jointsare high-end for areason, so if youwant to be seen,cough up.

3. If you’re at adance club — l etloose. Local girlslove a guy who canput on the moves.So don’t be shy.

4. Our bartenderslove getting tipped.The more you do,the more they’lltreat you like theChief. Andremember, theharder the tack,the higher the tip.

5. Some of oure st a b l i s h m e n t sfind it bad form toget sloshed. A pubwo n ’t frown, butpull that stunt ata fashionablenightspot and you’llbe chucked.

6. Let’s cut to thechase: bar fights arefrowned upon. Getinto a scrap with ourguys and you mightwell have to extendyour stay in SouthArica for your legsto heal.

7. Women, you willmeet loads ofinterested local menwho don’t take nofor an answer. Don’tbe scared, just tellthem off. It won’t beperceived as rude.

8. Don’t windowshop. If you go intoone of our clubs, atleast hang aroundfor one beer. If youdon’t like the feel ofthe place, don’t go in.

9. Do not treat ourfloors as ashtrays.Where there aresmoking areas, wewill stock ashtrays.Kill your smoke.Move on.

10. Don’t be difficult.Don’t irritate thewa i t re s s e s ,ba r te n d e r s ,bouncers. This townis kind, loving andsweet, but don’tpush our buttons.We will thrash you.

A night on thetown inGauteng isusually killer.Sometimesh a i r- r a i s i n g.Here are somerules beforeyou head out,just to makesure you enjoyyour time, notspend itpicking upyour teeth withbroken fingers

NIGHTLIFE ETIQUET TE

Jet Nightclub — Hot with Football FevahVenue: Jet Nightclub, NorthgateType: The club will be converted into a viewing lounge for the kick-off extravaganza, which will be celebrated throughout the night inunabashed football styleDoors open: 7pmDress: SoccerDJ lineup: DJ Fresh, Roger Goode, Mark Stent, Goodluck, Dimplez,Justin Miller, Royal K, Mojo Inc, Deejay Dunn, DJ Lior, Speedsta,DJ Missy D, Man-Liza and DJ SugarfreeContacts: www. my j et . c o . z aJet Nightclub is a chic, sophisticated venue. It can be relied onfor a memorable party every weekend, so the soccer spectacularis one party not to be missed. The lineup offers a range of live-performance acts and caters to all party devotees’ musical tastes— from deep house to R&B and hip-hop.

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PARTIES

Alicia Keys waits patiently for a couple of claps

Yo u ’ve just finished watching the game.It ’s time to celebrate. Here’s what clubsare doing what on the night

Bassline 2010 World CupPa r tyVenue: The Bassline, NewtownType: Pa r tyDigits: 011 838 9142Bassline is Joburg’s artsy,live-music venue for a range ofmusic lovers. This SouthAfrican institution rocksanything from reggae and jazzto house, kwaito and blues.Bassline’s home in theNewtown Cultural Precinct, theheart of protest theatre duringthe apartheid years, epitomisesthis cultural jewel, which hasdone well to maintain itsalternative Afro signature overthe years. Its World Cup partypromises to be explosive.

Zouk World CupExtravaganza (inconjunction with Molokoand Latinova)Venue: Zouk lounge, SandtonType: World Cup partyDoors open: 4pmDress: Smart casualDigits: 073 362 7095This is a seductive hauntwhose warm African lightingwill transform you into theBard of Pickup Lines. Don’tmiss out on their footballfestival celebration.

C4Venue: Tokyo Sky, FourwaysType: Party experienceDoors open: 7pmDress: Smart casualDJ lineup: Shluda de Guru, Twins on Decks, Chad DB,Twisted Round, Pinstripe, Super C, Warrick (YFM),Electro Ice, Mr Swirls and Eezo LiveDigits: 011 465 0704Get colourful with C4 every Friday night for theduration of the World Cup. C4 originated when agroup of friends came together to host parties for theirextended circle of buddies and over the years it hasexploded into an unmissable experience — join theregulars and learn how to “make the circle beega”.

Movida Singles PartyVenue: Movida Nightclub, RivoniaType: Pa r tyDress: Super styling (shoes and collaredshirts for men)DJ lineup: Resident DJs Paul and Nickplaying all the commercial stuffAge restriction: Strictly ladies 23 and over,gents 25 and overThe ‘it’ place for the exclusive northernsuburbs crowd. Red curtains are drawn eachnight to display a performance smorgasbord,varying from Broadway to Las Vegas. Votedas one of the world’s top 18 design-inspiredclubs by New York’s Black Book magazine

Tanz CaféCelebrates theWorld CupVenue: Tanz Café,B r ya n sto nType: Party with alive performance byLiesl Graham and coDoors open: 8pmDress: Smart casual— wear your BafanaBafana shirts andbring your vuvuzelasDigits: 082 855 5445Tanz Café is one ofthe greatest liveperformance venuesin Joburg’s northernsuburbs. Theatmosphere is vibey,yet i n t i m a te . Tanz isperfect for a chat anddrink after, beforeand during the game.D o n’t miss out on aperformance byaward-winning SouthAfrican rockerLiesl Grahams.

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Gold Fish LIVE @Nicci BeachVenue: Nicci Beach,Wild WatersB o ks b u rgType: Open-air partywith a live bandDress: Evening wearand beach chicDigits: 011 823 5714Nicci Beach isfamous for one ofSouth Africa’sbiggest danceparties, H2O. A liveperformance fromGold Fish, one ofSouth Africa’slegendary bands,will leave partypeople gyrating formore. The group’strademark electro-jazz soundcombines samplers,saxophones, agroove box,keyboards, vocoder,upright bass, fluteand effect units intoa spontaneous, live-remix performance.

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Why go? Slightly moreupmarket than some of theother venues in Melville, thisspot rocks a diverse crowd.Get comfy and work yourway through the over 60(yes, really) cocktail menu.Top tipple: Their caipirinhashave to be some of the bestin town . . . or try theblackberry and peachcocktail.Average price: Yo uhave seven hours toimbibe two cocktailsfor the price of one:12pm-7pm. Start early.Details: 7th Street,Melville. Situatedbetween Second andThird avenues, 011 4828306, 083 623 7950,www. s i xc o c k t a i l ba r. c o m ,GPS: S 26 10 37 00 | E 2800 31 25.

Why go? This funky bar-cum-nightclub, which onany given night churns out pumping alternativetunes, has been given a facelift. It’s where theenergetic, youngish and up-for-it crowd congregateto let their hair down. And, when they do, there’ll bedancing. All World Cup matches will be screened.Top tipple: Exhilarating cocktails like the TranceskyBeach Party and Blue Dolphins enhance themakeshift psychedelic vibe. It’s supposed to be abreak from the rat race, like the Transkei — geddit?Average price: Cocktails are on special every day:two for one until 10pm.Details: 77 7th Street, Melville, 011 726 2241/083604 0832, GPS: GPS: S 26.176928 | E 28.008575.

* Somebody please get that pom a Pimms

what is it?A hotspot for students,bohemians and Joburgintelligentsia. Known for its7th Avenue, Melville isjam-packed with bars,restaurants, hawkers,hookers and onlookers.It’s a mish-mash, rangingfrom Mozambican prawnsto biltong and boereworsstands. It’s one of themelting pots of cultureand creativity and, lets behonest, a great place tothrow your name away.

rack ’em upHave a thing for ball play? Great. Makeyour way to Stones, possibly the bestpool hall the ’burb has to offer. Loads oftables, loads of girls, loads of beer. Makesure you’re loaded.Details: Shop 9, 7 Main Road, Melville,Joburg, 011 726 1623, www.stones.co.za

An ocean liner passes a desert island, a passenger and the captain watch as a scrawny bearded man runs out on the beach, shoutingand waving his arms. "Who’s that?" asks the passenger. "I don’t know," says the captain. "But every year we sail past he goes nuts."

GOODJOKE

TO PICKUP GIRL

melville* Why go? The Bo, as this pub isaffectionately called by its patrons, is a Jozilandmark. Grungy to the max, there are noairs and graces here. You’ll find live bandsplaying gigs twice a week. Get there in goodtime to nab a pool table.Top tipple: Good, ‘ol fashioned Black Label,Heineken or Captain Morgan rum.Average prices: Half-price pizza specials onMonday and Wednesday nights, as well asspecials on b e e r.Details: Cnr 5 Park Road and Menton roads,Richmond, 011 482 1725, www.thebo.co.za.

THEBOHEMIAN Why go? A casual, old-school

hangout, there’s no reason toscrub up before hitting thispopular watering hole. Justgo as you are and join thethrongs of revellers spillingout onto the street. Lively, tothe point of rowdy, the buzzgoes on ‘til the early hours.Top tipple: Th e re ’s a hugeselection of imported beersand a wide range of lethalcocktails, like the famed chocmartini. Nice.Average price: Yay for HappyHour! All cocktails are R25,4-7pm every day. On Sundaysand Mondays they’re R25.Details: 9B, 7th Street, 082903 0248, GPS: -26.176192 |2 8.0 0 8 5 7 5.

Why go: A stalwart on theMelville strip, this unpretentious,

Mozambican-inspired restaurant/bar(pronounced “s hy - s hy ”) sports rusticFormica chairs and red table cloths. A recentrevamp has also made it more spacious. It’sa favourite of Melville inhabitants: an artsy,intellectual muso, media crowd.Plus, the prawn curry isn’t half bad.Satisfy the rumbles inyour tummy whilewatching matches.Top tipple: ChilledLaurentina lager or atropical cocktail, ofcourse! Be daring and try a“d h a r wa ”, a North African cocktailconsisting of fresh lime, sugar, mint, honeyand cane. Sample the wacky cocktailsnamed after famous people — the NelsonMandela and Graça Machel go together.Average price: R25 for a cocktail.Details: 5A, 7th Street, Melville, 011 4826990, GPS: S 26.176928 | E 28.008575.

XAI- XAILOUNGE

Firstly find a bar where youcan talk to people in aningratiating slur.

Don’t settle for a place thatplays music. The only thingt h at ’s allowed to be loud is you.

Make sure to frequent a baroften enough in the short timeyo u ’re here so that the bartender knows your “usual”. Youalso want the barman to knowyour name. Sad. But true.

Start a stupid conversationwith another regular.Make sure to argue everypoint. Use clever words like“d i s c o m b o b u l ate d ”, “vis-à-vis”and “m o n et i s at i o n ”.

Move from table to table on abuzz like a common housefly.By this stage your shirt shouldbe unbuttoned to your navel,hairy man boobs out, stomachunleashed.

Go forth and multiply.

A BARFLY’S 101

Newtown. The pubcrawls, dos anddon’ts, top shots andmore . . .

NEXT EDITION

DRINK SMARTHad too much of atipple? Get somestranger to take youhome. Best of the lot?Toot-n-Scoot, you drinkthey drive.Tel: 086 111 2374Fax: 011 463 1344E-Mail: mail@toot.co.za

TRANCESKYBEAT BAR

RATZ

SIXCOCKTAIL

BAR

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DRINK

Why go? Slightly moreupmarket than some of theother venues in Melville, thisspot rocks a diverse crowd.Get comfy and work yourway through the over 60(yes, really) cocktail menu.Top tipple: Their caipirinhashave to be some of the bestin town . . . or try theblackberry and peachcocktail.Average price: Yo uhave seven hours toimbibe two cocktailsfor the price of one:12pm-7pm. Start early.Details: 7th Street,Melville. Situatedbetween Second andThird avenues, 011 4828306, 083 623 7950,www. s i xc o c k t a i l ba r. c o m ,GPS: S 26 10 37 00 | E 2800 31 25.

Why go? This funky bar-cum-nightclub, which onany given night churns out pumping alternativetunes, has been given a facelift. It’s where theenergetic, youngish and up-for-it crowd congregateto let their hair down. And, when they do, there’ll bedancing. All World Cup matches will be screened.Top tipple: Exhilarating cocktails like the TranceskyBeach Party and Blue Dolphins enhance themakeshift psychedelic vibe. It’s supposed to be abreak from the rat race, like the Transkei — geddit?Average price: Cocktails are on special every day:two for one until 10pm.Details: 77 7th Street, Melville, 011 726 2241/083604 0832, GPS: GPS: S 26.176928 | E 28.008575.

* Somebody please get that pom a Pimms

what is it?A hotspot for students,bohemians and Joburgintelligentsia. Known for its7th Avenue, Melville isjam-packed with bars,restaurants, hawkers,hookers and onlookers.It’s a mish-mash, rangingfrom Mozambican prawnsto biltong and boereworsstands. It’s one of themelting pots of cultureand creativity and, lets behonest, a great place tothrow your name away.

rack ’em upHave a thing for ball play? Great. Makeyour way to Stones, possibly the bestpool hall the ’burb has to offer. Loads oftables, loads of girls, loads of beer. Makesure you’re loaded.Details: Shop 9, 7 Main Road, Melville,Joburg, 011 726 1623, www.stones.co.za

An ocean liner passes a desert island, a passenger and the captain watch as a scrawny bearded man runs out on the beach, shoutingand waving his arms. "Who’s that?" asks the passenger. "I don’t know," says the captain. "But every year we sail past he goes nuts."

GOODJOKE

TO PICKUP GIRL

melville* Why go? The Bo, as this pub isaffectionately called by its patrons, is a Jozilandmark. Grungy to the max, there are noairs and graces here. You’ll find live bandsplaying gigs twice a week. Get there in goodtime to nab a pool table.Top tipple: Good, ‘ol fashioned Black Label,Heineken or Captain Morgan rum.Average prices: Half-price pizza specials onMonday and Wednesday nights, as well asspecials on b e e r.Details: Cnr 5 Park Road and Menton roads,Richmond, 011 482 1725, www.thebo.co.za.

THEBOHEMIAN Why go? A casual, old-school

hangout, there’s no reason toscrub up before hitting thispopular watering hole. Justgo as you are and join thethrongs of revellers spillingout onto the street. Lively, tothe point of rowdy, the buzzgoes on ‘til the early hours.Top tipple: Th e re ’s a hugeselection of imported beersand a wide range of lethalcocktails, like the famed chocmartini. Nice.Average price: Yay for HappyHour! All cocktails are R25,4-7pm every day. On Sundaysand Mondays they’re R25.Details: 9B, 7th Street, 082903 0248, GPS: -26.176192 |2 8.0 0 8 5 7 5.

Why go: A stalwart on theMelville strip, this unpretentious,

Mozambican-inspired restaurant/bar(pronounced “s hy - s hy ”) sports rusticFormica chairs and red table cloths. A recentrevamp has also made it more spacious. It’sa favourite of Melville inhabitants: an artsy,intellectual muso, media crowd.Plus, the prawn curry isn’t half bad.Satisfy the rumbles inyour tummy whilewatching matches.Top tipple: ChilledLaurentina lager or atropical cocktail, ofcourse! Be daring and try a“d h a r wa ”, a North African cocktailconsisting of fresh lime, sugar, mint, honeyand cane. Sample the wacky cocktailsnamed after famous people — the NelsonMandela and Graça Machel go together.Average price: R25 for a cocktail.Details: 5A, 7th Street, Melville, 011 4826990, GPS: S 26.176928 | E 28.008575.

XAI- XAILOUNGE

Firstly find a bar where youcan talk to people in aningratiating slur.

Don’t settle for a place thatplays music. The only thingt h at ’s allowed to be loud is you.

Make sure to frequent a baroften enough in the short timeyo u ’re here so that the bartender knows your “usual”. Youalso want the barman to knowyour name. Sad. But true.

Start a stupid conversationwith another regular.Make sure to argue everypoint. Use clever words like“d i s c o m b o b u l ate d ”, “vis-à-vis”and “m o n et i s at i o n ”.

Move from table to table on abuzz like a common housefly.By this stage your shirt shouldbe unbuttoned to your navel,hairy man boobs out, stomachunleashed.

Go forth and multiply.

A BARFLY’S 101

Newtown. The pubcrawls, dos anddon’ts, top shots andmore . . .

NEXT EDITION

DRINK SMARTHad too much of atipple? Get somestranger to take youhome. Best of the lot?Toot-n-Scoot, you drinkthey drive.Tel: 086 111 2374Fax: 011 463 1344E-Mail: mail@toot.co.za

TRANCESKYBEAT BAR

RATZ

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BAR

good night andgood chakalaka

As for theaccompaniments to theprotein, four wordsshould do the trick.

“Pa p ”, pronounced asone would the word fora small dog, is acarbohydrate staple ofboiled corn (“mielie”)meal. It is prepared in amyriad ways to a varietyof textures.

grinning, braisedand braaied

“Smiley”, the least challengingword in the SA lexicon, is thealtogether more challengingdinner or lunch featuring thegrinning, braised and “b ra a i e d ”head of a sheep cut in half. Themere knowledge of the word,however, will earn you kudos atthe “s h i s a nya m a ”, the social braaiof the townships, where you buymeat and “b o e re wo r s ” — SouthA f r i c a’s trademark, coriander-spiced beef sausage — from thelocal butchery and then commit itto near incineration over acommunal fire.

meat and greet

T h e re ’s nothing that piques theappetite quite like 12 hours incattle class — or, come to thinkof it, even a couple of hours on adomestic flight — combinedwith the bracing, winter chill ofnorthern South Africa’sH i g h ve l d .

Something must, over theburning embers of a barbeque(or “b ra a i ”, as the locals wouldput it), give up its life aspayment for the indignity of it all— and, to chow down the realSeffrican way, you’ll have to getdown with the language.

chow now browncow — the aspiringseffrican’spronunciation guide

Nice and slowly, from low inyour chest, roll your r’s:“b o e re wo r s ” begins with asharp “boo”, followed by a“r r re ” and then a “wo r s ” . . .like “oarrrs” prefixed witha “v”.

Now say “l e k ke r ” — in locallingo this means “that’s nice”— as in “lacquer” with an“rrr”. Perfect.

And “b ra a i v l e i s ”: here alongish “hi” is preceded by a“brrr”, and then there’s the“vleis” — nothing more than“face” with an “l” thrown infor good measure.

Stay with us now . . . just afew more words and you’ll be

speaking the language ofSouth African soul food.

Biltong, cured and air-driedbeef, is what you want totake to a World Cup match asthe quintessential SouthAfrican snack. It’s just likeyour mate William, the beakof a duck or the piece ofpaper you get after yourmeal, followed by “to n g ”, thehinged or sprung tool forgrasping, sans the “s”.

And that’s the meat of them a t te r.

Oh, and you pronounce“s h i s a nya m a ”, the word fora township braai, with ashort “she”, followed by anemphatic “sa”, a “ni” — as inMonty Python’s Knights of Ni— and, ultimately, a “ya m a’,like the motorcycle withoutthe “ha”.

Then you’ll need to beable to say “c h a ka l a ka ”— “c h u c ka ” as in thefour periods of play in apolo match, followed by“luck”, to which thesuffix “a” is lashed.Chakalaka is a hot orcold curried relish-cum-sauce of Malay/Indianorigin and containscarrots, green pepper,garlic, ginger,cauliflower, onion andchillies.

“M o ro g o ”: “m o re ” —because you’ll want asecond helping of theboiled or steamed wildspinach that perfectlypartners pap —followed by a hard,rolled “rrrr”, “o” as in“of f ”, “ggg” as in the“ch” in “Bach” and “o” asin “of f ”. Morogo.

And finally, “umnqusho”,a Xhosa staple. Ready?Forget it. It’s nevergoing to happen. Ask forsamp and beans — it’sno less delicious.

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good night andgood chakalaka

As for theaccompaniments to theprotein, four wordsshould do the trick.

“Pa p ”, pronounced asone would the word fora small dog, is acarbohydrate staple ofboiled corn (“mielie”)meal. It is prepared in amyriad ways to a varietyof textures.

grinning, braisedand braaied

“Smiley”, the least challengingword in the SA lexicon, is thealtogether more challengingdinner or lunch featuring thegrinning, braised and “b ra a i e d ”head of a sheep cut in half. Themere knowledge of the word,however, will earn you kudos atthe “s h i s a nya m a ”, the social braaiof the townships, where you buymeat and “b o e re wo r s ” — SouthA f r i c a’s trademark, coriander-spiced beef sausage — from thelocal butchery and then commit itto near incineration over acommunal fire.

meat and greet

T h e re ’s nothing that piques theappetite quite like 12 hours incattle class — or, come to thinkof it, even a couple of hours on adomestic flight — combinedwith the bracing, winter chill ofnorthern South Africa’sH i g h ve l d .

Something must, over theburning embers of a barbeque(or “b ra a i ”, as the locals wouldput it), give up its life aspayment for the indignity of it all— and, to chow down the realSeffrican way, you’ll have to getdown with the language.

chow now browncow — the aspiringseffrican’spronunciation guide

Nice and slowly, from low inyour chest, roll your r’s:“b o e re wo r s ” begins with asharp “boo”, followed by a“r r re ” and then a “wo r s ” . . .like “oarrrs” prefixed witha “v”.

Now say “l e k ke r ” — in locallingo this means “that’s nice”— as in “lacquer” with an“rrr”. Perfect.

And “b ra a i v l e i s ”: here alongish “hi” is preceded by a“brrr”, and then there’s the“vleis” — nothing more than“face” with an “l” thrown infor good measure.

Stay with us now . . . just afew more words and you’ll be

speaking the language ofSouth African soul food.

Biltong, cured and air-driedbeef, is what you want totake to a World Cup match asthe quintessential SouthAfrican snack. It’s just likeyour mate William, the beakof a duck or the piece ofpaper you get after yourmeal, followed by “to n g ”, thehinged or sprung tool forgrasping, sans the “s”.

And that’s the meat of them a t te r.

Oh, and you pronounce“s h i s a nya m a ”, the word fora township braai, with ashort “she”, followed by anemphatic “sa”, a “ni” — as inMonty Python’s Knights of Ni— and, ultimately, a “ya m a’,like the motorcycle withoutthe “ha”.

Then you’ll need to beable to say “c h a ka l a ka ”— “c h u c ka ” as in thefour periods of play in apolo match, followed by“luck”, to which thesuffix “a” is lashed.Chakalaka is a hot orcold curried relish-cum-sauce of Malay/Indianorigin and containscarrots, green pepper,garlic, ginger,cauliflower, onion andchillies.

“M o ro g o ”: “m o re ” —because you’ll want asecond helping of theboiled or steamed wildspinach that perfectlypartners pap —followed by a hard,rolled “rrrr”, “o” as in“of f ”, “ggg” as in the“ch” in “Bach” and “o” asin “of f ”. Morogo.

And finally, “umnqusho”,a Xhosa staple. Ready?Forget it. It’s nevergoing to happen. Ask forsamp and beans — it’sno less delicious.

E AT* ’Cause we have taste

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Gramadoelas offers abroad range ofmostly Malay-influenced, SouthAfrican specialities,including pickledfish, lamb potjiekos(lamb braised in athree-legged, cast-iron pot), tomatobredie (another lambstew, this time in arich tomato gravy),snoek sambal withmoskonfyt (fish patéserved with farm-style bread and grapemust jam), pumpkinfritters andkoeksisters (thealmost painfullysweet twists of deep-fried dough soaked insyrup).011 838 6960

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pot luck — our finestgastronomic delights

Now you’ve sunk your teeth intoSouth Africa’s beefier expressions,t h e re ’s simply no excuse forqueuing with the rest of the herdat the Golden Arches.

But, until you’re invited to ashisanyama, or braai, by a SouthAfrican — and let’s face it, we’re apretty hospitable bunch, so thats h o u l d n’t take too long — y o u’regoing to have to rely on Joburg’srestaurateurs for glimpses of thecit y’s cosmopolitan Africancuisine.

G a u te n g ’s culinary landscape,much like its art, architecture andculture, is a chaotic blend ofManhattan meets mining town,rough-and-ready industry meetsadmin hub, with a vivid splash ofthe old country. Chinese, Italian,Portuguese, Greek, Thai — youname it, it’s here. All with aGauteng twist . . .

MOYO

With two branches in Joburg, Moyooffers an African-themed touristexperience — starting with a welcomeby the sing-song, wishy-washy ladiesand some African face painting.Moyo’s famed music is compelling —even for those with little or norhythm. The food can be wide off themark — especially the buffet. Goodbread and excellent guinea fowl stew,though.MOYO, MELROSE ARCH011 684 1477MOYO, ZOO LAKE011 646 0058

WANDIESPLACE, DUBE,

SOWETO

Also popular with touristswho, it must be remarked,are unlikely to ever return,is Wandies (Place, Tavernor Restaurant — one cannever be absolutelycertain) in Dube, Soweto.The food — buffet — is so-so, with the exception ofthe morogo and theumnqusho, but thespirited atmosphere oftensucceeds in making up forit. Richard Branson,Evander Holyfield, JesseJackson, Quincy Jones andthe All Blacks have allvisited, though none havebecome regulars.011 326 1700

THE RADIUMBEERHALL,

ORANGE GROVE

Prawns share top billingwith peri-peri chicken atthe oldest bar and grill inJoburg, anotherPo r t u g u e s e - i n f l u e n c e dstalwart renowned forcheap, good food and, ofcourse, as the namesuggests, beer.011 728 3866

An altogether better bet isJoburg food influenced byPortugal and, specifically, theseafood of its former colony,Mozambique.

The Troyeville Hotel, next toPortugal Fisheries in Troyeville,offers delicious, affordable,simply prepared seafood, thehighlight of which is a plate ofperi-peri prawns fromMozambique washed downwith an ice-cold beer. Also trythe hotel’s prego rolls andtrinchado (skewers of grilledrump steak). Expect a noisy,vibrant evening.011 402 7709

THETROYEVILLE

HOTEL,TROYEVILLE

Should you wish todevour some of oursplendid wildlife, theMeat Companyalways has antelopeof some sort on itsmenu. Rich, dark andsucculent, grilledkudu sirloin is theundisputed king.011 511 0235

COL’CACCHIO,SOUTH AFRICA-WIDE

LAPA FO,GREENSIDE

To discover what SouthAfricans of Italianextraction do to food —specifically wheat,tomatoes and mozzarella— in Joburg, try a pizzafrom the Col’C a c ch i ochain or Lapa Fo inGreenside —disappointment rarelyfeatures on the menu ofeither establishment.COL’CAC C H IO ,THROUGHOUT GAUTENG011 463 5034LAPA FO, GREENSIDE011 486 2651

LA CUCINA DICIRO, PARKTOWN

NORTH

For a venturethat hoverstantalisingly closeto the edge ofsublime, set asidean evening, and adollar or euroextra, for a visit toLa Cucina di Ciroin Parktown North.A perfect Italianmarriage ofpanache andsimplicit y.011 442 5187

THE MEATCOMPANY,

MONTECASINO,MELROSE ARCH,

CLEARWATERMALL

GRAMADOELASEXOTIC AFRICAN

RESTAURANT,NEWTOWN

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Gramadoelas offers abroad range ofmostly Malay-influenced, SouthAfrican specialities,including pickledfish, lamb potjiekos(lamb braised in athree-legged, cast-iron pot), tomatobredie (another lambstew, this time in arich tomato gravy),snoek sambal withmoskonfyt (fish patéserved with farm-style bread and grapemust jam), pumpkinfritters andkoeksisters (thealmost painfullysweet twists of deep-fried dough soaked insyrup).011 838 6960

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pot luck — our finestgastronomic delights

Now you’ve sunk your teeth intoSouth Africa’s beefier expressions,t h e re ’s simply no excuse forqueuing with the rest of the herdat the Golden Arches.

But, until you’re invited to ashisanyama, or braai, by a SouthAfrican — and let’s face it, we’re apretty hospitable bunch, so thats h o u l d n’t take too long — y o u’regoing to have to rely on Joburg’srestaurateurs for glimpses of thecit y’s cosmopolitan Africancuisine.

G a u te n g ’s culinary landscape,much like its art, architecture andculture, is a chaotic blend ofManhattan meets mining town,rough-and-ready industry meetsadmin hub, with a vivid splash ofthe old country. Chinese, Italian,Portuguese, Greek, Thai — youname it, it’s here. All with aGauteng twist . . .

MOYO

With two branches in Joburg, Moyooffers an African-themed touristexperience — starting with a welcomeby the sing-song, wishy-washy ladiesand some African face painting.Moyo’s famed music is compelling —even for those with little or norhythm. The food can be wide off themark — especially the buffet. Goodbread and excellent guinea fowl stew,though.MOYO, MELROSE ARCH011 684 1477MOYO, ZOO LAKE011 646 0058

WANDIESPLACE, DUBE,

SOWETO

Also popular with touristswho, it must be remarked,are unlikely to ever return,is Wandies (Place, Tavernor Restaurant — one cannever be absolutelycertain) in Dube, Soweto.The food — buffet — is so-so, with the exception ofthe morogo and theumnqusho, but thespirited atmosphere oftensucceeds in making up forit. Richard Branson,Evander Holyfield, JesseJackson, Quincy Jones andthe All Blacks have allvisited, though none havebecome regulars.011 326 1700

THE RADIUMBEERHALL,

ORANGE GROVE

Prawns share top billingwith peri-peri chicken atthe oldest bar and grill inJoburg, anotherPo r t u g u e s e - i n f l u e n c e dstalwart renowned forcheap, good food and, ofcourse, as the namesuggests, beer.011 728 3866

An altogether better bet isJoburg food influenced byPortugal and, specifically, theseafood of its former colony,Mozambique.

The Troyeville Hotel, next toPortugal Fisheries in Troyeville,offers delicious, affordable,simply prepared seafood, thehighlight of which is a plate ofperi-peri prawns fromMozambique washed downwith an ice-cold beer. Also trythe hotel’s prego rolls andtrinchado (skewers of grilledrump steak). Expect a noisy,vibrant evening.011 402 7709

THETROYEVILLE

HOTEL,TROYEVILLE

Should you wish todevour some of oursplendid wildlife, theMeat Companyalways has antelopeof some sort on itsmenu. Rich, dark andsucculent, grilledkudu sirloin is theundisputed king.011 511 0235

COL’CACCHIO,SOUTH AFRICA-WIDE

LAPA FO,GREENSIDE

To discover what SouthAfricans of Italianextraction do to food —specifically wheat,tomatoes and mozzarella— in Joburg, try a pizzafrom the Col’C a c ch i ochain or Lapa Fo inGreenside —disappointment rarelyfeatures on the menu ofeither establishment.COL’CAC C H IO ,THROUGHOUT GAUTENG011 463 5034LAPA FO, GREENSIDE011 486 2651

LA CUCINA DICIRO, PARKTOWN

NORTH

For a venturethat hoverstantalisingly closeto the edge ofsublime, set asidean evening, and adollar or euroextra, for a visit toLa Cucina di Ciroin Parktown North.A perfect Italianmarriage ofpanache andsimplicit y.011 442 5187

THE MEATCOMPANY,

MONTECASINO,MELROSE ARCH,

CLEARWATERMALL

GRAMADOELASEXOTIC AFRICAN

RESTAURANT,NEWTOWN

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breakfasts of championsOkay, so you’ve been out all night, now it’s morning. The birds are singing, thesun is rising, and you need to get something inside you before you fall into a

heap. Gauteng’s got some of the best spots when it comes to fortifyingbreakfasts. Here are five to get you on the go.

LA CUCINA DI CIROWhere: 43 7th Avenue, Parktown North, JoburgDigits: 011 442 5187Get the day off to a flyer with a caffe corretto, a “c o r re c t i ve ” g rappaand a restorative double espresso — certainly among the finest onoffer. Then carefully peruse the menu, an alluring list of finelyconceived breakfasts, each bearing chef patron Ciro Molinaro’shallmarks of innovation and quality. And, once your taste buds arefully alert, order the tournedos breakfast — fillet steak, rostipotato, bacon, mushroom, grilled tomato and fried egg. Order thefillet rare. Trust the chef. Best breakfast in town.

W I M PYWhere: Killarney, JoburgContact: 011 646 7434For the pleasure of giving Fifa a short, sharp poke in the eye witha sharp stick, order the no-nonsense Get Behind the NationBreakfast. The ad makes no mention of Bafana Bafana. Not oneword of the tournament’s 32 teams. But the intent is crystal clear.“Everything you smaak (want), including two eggs, boerie(boerewors), pork banger, two rashers of bacon, grilled tomato, aslice of toast and regular Wimpy famous coffee.” Wimpy 1, Fifa 0.

CIAO BABY CUCINAWhere: Sandton, JoburgDigits: 011 675 1801/2An Italian-themed franchise operationrenowned for the buffet breakfasts it presentson Saturdays and Sundays. Sixty rand getsyou pastries, fresh fruit salad, yoghurt,pancakes, all the usual breakfast suspects . . .and very good frittata. Take your time. Coffeehovering on the brink of good. Offers acomprehensive breakfast menu on weekdays.

B IC C C SWhere: Wate r k l o of ,Preto r i aDigits: 012 3463 203Bicccs — bread, icecream, cake,croissants, coffeeand sandwiches —and then some.Wa tchdisconcertinglydelicious ice creambeing made invintage ’50sCarpigiani machineswhile being assailedby the knee-weakening smell ofthe trademarkPangiovanni, a loafin the style ofsouthern Italy.Nothing on themenu costs morethan R40. Coffee,great croissants,luxurious chocolatetwists andpantworthy panini.

MUGG & BEANWhere: Pa r k h u r st ,J o b u rgDigits: 011 788 7111With more than 100outlets countrywide,Mugg & Bean is aSouth Africaninstitution. And notwithout good reason.Consistency is thebyword mostassociated with thebrand. Pretty goodcoffee — even thebottomless. Hugemuffin that alone willsee you through thebetter part of the day.Robust flavours,generous. The Frenchtoast with bacon andsyrup is a banker.

PE R F O R M A N C E S* ’For those who think the world’s a stage

g a u te n g *Arts and culture blossom inGauteng. From modern globalarts trends, to home-grownstage and theatreproductions, it’s all aboutinnovation, fun and diversity.There is a great deal ofproductions — music andstage — set for the WorldCup. During your sojourn inthe province, there will alsobe music, musicals, classicaland drama, plus a few up-and-coming artists and actorsshowcasing their talent. Hereare a few highlights of what’sin store. Enjoy.

SCHUBERT SYMPHONY No 8,BEETHOVEN SYMPHONY No 9Johannesburg PhilharmonicOrchestra, Linder Auditorium,Parktown, June 9Ti c ket s : R120 and upwardsDigits: 011 789 2733

Our first recommendation has to beB e e t h ove n’s 9th Symphony. It’s oneof the best-known works of theWestern classical repertoire and isconsidered to be Beethoven’smasterpiece. It was one of the firstsymphonies to use voices, with thefinal choral work taken from theOde to Joy, a poem written byFriedrich Schiller in 1785.

The famed Bernhard Gueller willconduct with Kelebogile Boikanyoon soprano, Stefan Louw on tenor,Otto Maidi on bass, as well as theGauteng Choristers. Dress code issmart, Mr Bond.

CHINESE PIANIST CHUN WANGFOR THE JOHANNESBURGMUSICAL SOCIETYLinder Auditorium, Parktown, June 6Tickets: R106Digits: 011 728 5492For the early arrivers, try catch theprodigious young pianist ChunWang at the Linder Auditorium inParktown today at 5pm.

He’s played for Condoleezza Rice,the former US secretary of state, and travelled the world,performing in cities like London and Buenos Aires. Tonight he’ll beplaying the likes of Bach (Toccata in D Major), Schumann (Fa n t a s yin C Major), Chopin (Opus 36) and Stravinsky (Trois Mouvementsde Petrouchka). Not to be missed.

JESSE CLEGG LIVE AT THE FRINGEThe Joburg Theatre, Braamfontein,June 17-20Tickets: R100Digits: 011 482 3550H e re ’s a heads-up. South Africa’snew music sensation Jesse Clegg(the son of our very owninternationally renowned JohnnyClegg) will be performing at theJoburg Theatre. He’s beennominated for three South AfricanMusic Awards and has performedwith Stevie Wonder, WILL.I.AM andAlicia Keyes.

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BIKO: WHERE THE SOUL RESIDESMarket Theatre, Newtown, untilJune 11Tickets: On requestDigits: 011 832 1641

This production explores the life ofSteve Biko, from his 1968 formationof the South African StudentOrganisation to his death inSeptember 1977 in a police cell. Theplay does well to capture thepolitical activist as well as the man,and steers clear of becoming anempty diatribe on South Africanhistor y.

If you like your acting fierce, andyour direction stark, this is theperfect drama for you.

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AFRICAN FOOTPRINTTheatre of Marcellus, Emperors Palace, Kempton Park, untilJune 20Tickets: On requestDigits: 083 251 2205

It’s South Africa’s longest-running musical, and it’s back. Af ricanFo o t p r i n t, which has toured the world, including Australia,Mexico, China, India, Israel and Monte Carlo, is celebrating its10th anniversary. We highly recommend. Oh, and the dress codeis smart-casual.

U M O JAVictory Theatre, Houghton Estate, until SeptemberTickets: R115Digits: 011 728 9603

Overseas critics keep calling it “the only South African musical”.We couldn’t agree more. Umoja (which means “unit y”) is ablistering dance and song set that encapsulates the spirit oftogetherness. The story? Sophiatown — the forced removals, thesegregation. The entire account is told through amazinggumboot dancing and captivating song.

THE GOODMAN GALLERYWINTER SHOWThe Goodman Gallery, ParkwoodDigits: 011 788 1113

In the mood to see some SouthAfrican and international art? ThisJune sees the Goodman Galleryrelaunch its Parkwood space,featuring works from a range oflocal and international artists.Expect to see works by localartists William Kentridge, SamNhlengethwa, David Goldblattand Mikhael Subotzky. Theexhibition will also showcasework from around the continent.Other participating internationalartists will include Hank WillisThomas and Ghada Amer, plusmany more.

how about some art?

Great way to get their kicks

G R EAS ETeatro at Montecasino,Fourways, until June 13Tickets: On requestWe b s i te :www. c o m p u t i c ket . c o . z a

It’s got rave reviews. So,we thought it wise to tellyou all about it.

We all know the story:teenage angst, loveeternal, catchy tunes.This production featuresan all South African cast,it has all the songs (yes,even Yo u’re the One that IWa n t ) and stars JonathanRoxmouth as Danny,Bethany Dickson asSandy, Dane Paarman asKenickie, GennaGalloway as Rizzo, anassortment of greasemonkeys and gum-chewing girls.

SHOP* Where kugels grow on trees

s a n d to n *CA L A B AS H

Yes, we just can’t get away fromcalabashes, now can we? Thisbeautifully designed curio comesfrom the African Craft Market atVillage Walk in Sandton, one ofthe best spots for authentic craftsfrom the continent. It’s open thewhole week and you can browsearound for beadwork, Africanmasks, wooden animals and otherunique curios. This calabash willset you back R350. Notice the cool mother-of-pearl inlay

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HANDMADE WOODEN BASKETIf curios are your thing — or wood, for that matter— then you’ve got to get your hands on thisintricately designed basket from the African CraftMarket. (Village Walk, Sandton, R250)

HEART NECKLACETwo words: spoil her. Don’t be cheap, beromantic. Get her this necklace. Now.(Robot, Nelson Mandela Square, R350)

GREEN TEXTURE CUSHIONIt may look like a glorified piece of bubble wrap, but it’s really acushion. The vibrance of colour and quality of its design are typicallySouth African. It can be found sitting snuggly on a display counterat Coricraft Lifestyles in Sandton City. (Shop U100, R250)

MEN’S CHECK SHIRTAh, the perfect shirt for anight out somewheresnazzy in the city.Remember, throw in ablue tie and you’ve got allbases covered. Unbuttonthe collar and you’reready for drinks and girlson both arms. (Fabiani,Nelson Mandela Square,R1 5 0 0)

KIDDIES T-SHIRT“Africa Loves Me.” And so itshould. This cute kiddiesshirt and others like it areall the rage in Joburg. Thenagain, the store where itcomes from — Big Blue —is all the rage, too, with it’seccentric accessories andcustom clothing items. (BigBlue, Sandton City, R150)

* Where kugels grow on trees

BLUE-SILK BOW TIEWe know. It looksridiculous. But it’llcome in handy whenyou need to go to thattheatre performanceor art gallery. And hey,it’s silk. (Fabiani,Nelson MandelaSquare, R350)

PURPLE BOOTS WITHKILLER HEELSCome in Wags, one and all.This pointy pair will haveyou tottering on the edgeof reason for a lifetime.And yes, the heels lookgreat pressing down on aman’s head. (Preview,Sandton City, R5 9 0 0)

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SOUVENIR IDEA No 1The Nike Football BagThe Nike store has opened in Sandton. It’s goteverything and you can even customise yoursneakers. This bag is the perfect hold-all for yourbits and bobs while you spend time in and aroundGauteng. It looks great. It’s affordable. Need we saymore? (Nike Football Store, Sandton City, R799)

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SHOP s a n d to n *

HANDMADE WOODEN BASKETIf curios are your thing — or wood, for that matter— then you’ve got to get your hands on thisintricately designed basket from the African CraftMarket. (Village Walk, Sandton, R250)

HEART NECKLACETwo words: spoil her. Don’t be cheap, beromantic. Get her this necklace. Now.(Robot, Nelson Mandela Square, R350)

GREEN TEXTURE CUSHIONIt may look like a glorified piece of bubble wrap, but it’s really acushion. The vibrance of colour and quality of its design are typicallySouth African. It can be found sitting snuggly on a display counterat Coricraft Lifestyles in Sandton City. (Shop U100, R250)

MEN’S CHECK SHIRTAh, the perfect shirt for anight out somewheresnazzy in the city.Remember, throw in ablue tie and you’ve got allbases covered. Unbuttonthe collar and you’reready for drinks and girlson both arms. (Fabiani,Nelson Mandela Square,R1 5 0 0)

KIDDIES T-SHIRT“Africa Loves Me.” And so itshould. This cute kiddiesshirt and others like it areall the rage in Joburg. Thenagain, the store where itcomes from — Big Blue —is all the rage, too, with it’seccentric accessories andcustom clothing items. (BigBlue, Sandton City, R150)

* Where kugels grow on trees

BLUE-SILK BOW TIEWe know. It looksridiculous. But it’llcome in handy whenyou need to go to thattheatre performanceor art gallery. And hey,it’s silk. (Fabiani,Nelson MandelaSquare, R350)

PURPLE BOOTS WITHKILLER HEELSCome in Wags, one and all.This pointy pair will haveyou tottering on the edgeof reason for a lifetime.And yes, the heels lookgreat pressing down on aman’s head. (Preview,Sandton City, R5 9 0 0)

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SOUVENIR IDEA No 1The Nike Football BagThe Nike store has opened in Sandton. It’s goteverything and you can even customise yoursneakers. This bag is the perfect hold-all for yourbits and bobs while you spend time in and aroundGauteng. It looks great. It’s affordable. Need we saymore? (Nike Football Store, Sandton City, R799)

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where’s what

Classification:Enter here. Getgiven your non-white or whitepass. Segregationensues, and so yourjourney begins.

SEEwhat is it?

From big-shot soccerofficials like Fifapresident Sepp Blatterto celebrities likeWyclef Jean, theApartheid Museumhas become anessential destinationfor visitors to Jozi.

And “experience” isthe right word: themost comprehensivemuseum of 20th-century South Africanhistor y, this is amulti-disciplinar yjourney through everyaspect of apartheid ina place built aroundthe idea that “a

history forgotten is afuture lost”.

Impeccablydesigned, this spacehas been chiselledfrom stone, rustedsteel, red brick, wood,glass and grey concrete.

Whether youwant to do the fast,slow or child-friendlytrek, start outside andwork your way pastthe pillars of thecountr y’s constitution— d e m o c ra c y,re c o n c i l i a t i o n ,freedom, respect,diversity andresponsibilit y.

Then you’ll have togo through the race-classification areasbefore heading up thehill, past an evocativeKhoisan rock artinstallation.A panoramic view ofJoburg awaits youbefore you start yourtour of SA’s history.

for the kids

If you have children in tow,ditch the hellish ’80s doccieand take them to thetemporary exhibition onNelson Mandela.

Show them around theoutside area, where theycan play with the differentcoloured sticks thatrepresent Mandela’s corevalues (charm among them).

And don’t let them miss ayoung Nelson Mandela in aremarkable 1961 BBCinterview with NelsonMandela when he wasdodging the authorities.

dos and don’ts

• Don’t wear Kenya-stylecolonial gear. This isn’t Outof Africa (anymore)• Don’t be overheard saying“Nelson who?”• Do cry if you want to. Themuseum is an overwhelminglyemotional experience• Do buy a “Tr u t h ” T-shirt atthe shop and wear it all thetime

other things to look out for

During the World Cup the museum will hostseveral other temporary exhibitions, including aninstallation by Thomas Mulcaire that has beenderived from sports pages, as well as advertisingand publicity, around football in the ’50s.

Another new temporary exhibition showcases aChristopher Swift sculpture made of fencing takenfrom Robben Island — a place that epitomises theincarceration years of apartheid.

Also see Kara Walker’s Two Films —an exhibition built around the USa r t i st ’s imaginings of the possiblebeginnings of African-Americanh i sto r y.

William Kentridge(pictured) / Gerhard Marx’sThe World on its Hind Legswill also be presented at themuseum on July 8.

memorabiliaStock up on specially designed T-shirts, books and moreat the Apartheid Museum’s new shop and grab a bite toeat at The Truth Cafe.

“To be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains.But to live in a way that respects and enhances thefreedom of others.” — Nelson Mandela

“People I take around the museum spend most oftheir time in the section showing life underapartheid during the ’60s. I think it brings homejust what black people had to suffer through in apowerful way. Loads of famous people have beento the museum. I remember taking 50 Cent on atour and I can tell you, he was really affected bywhat he saw.” — Mduduzi Tshabalala, ApartheidMuseum Tour Guide

apartheid museum*The Apartheid Museum hasextended its hours during theWorld Cup. The museum willbe open seven days a week,from 8am to 6.30pm. Twentyfinal-year tourism students willalso be working as interns inthe museum.C O N TACTNorthern Parkway RoadJoburg 2091011 309 4700www. a p a r t h e i d m u s e u m . o rg

TAKE NOTE

Voices of SouthAfrica: Check out theinstallation of hangingtelevisions that sproutwords of wisdom fromthe bright minds ofour country.

Rock arte n c l o s u re s :It ’s rock art,it’s old —what else doyou want?

Mandela — L e a d e r,Comrade, Negotiator,Prisoner, Statesman:See the exhibitioncelebrating the life ofNelson Mandela. Then, ifyou really feel like it,take in the thoughts andmemories of the peoplewho lived through theapartheid era.

The Panorama of Joburg: Make yourway through the Panorama of Joburgand down the stairs to a photo essaytracking the implementation ofApartheid.

Implementation ofApar theid: Walk througha cage installation ofimages, words andvisuals, all of which takea hard look at humanrights atrocities.

Life in the ’60s:Sensitive viewing. Thispart of the tour gets alittle heavy. If you feelit might be too muchfor your kids, movealong to “Mandela’sRe l e a s e ”.

Political executions:See the display of 121nooses dangling fromthe ceiling,representing thenumber of politicalprisoners hangedduring apartheid(section 17 on theguide map).

Solitary confinement:For the opportunity toexperience the epitome ofclaustrophobia, stepinside cells like thesewhere political prisonersspent many months alone.

* A rough guide

Constitution Hill. Thelong and windingroad to politicalf re e d o m

NEXT EDITION

Ca s s p i r : Beep beep bangbang, sit inside the mostinteractive 4x4 by far.

Ma n d e l a’s release: Le a r nall about the early ’90s, theNational Peace Accord, thetransition to democracy and the1994 elections.

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where’s what

Classification:Enter here. Getgiven your non-white or whitepass. Segregationensues, and so yourjourney begins.

SEEwhat is it?

From big-shot soccerofficials like Fifapresident Sepp Blatterto celebrities likeWyclef Jean, theApartheid Museumhas become anessential destinationfor visitors to Jozi.

And “experience” isthe right word: themost comprehensivemuseum of 20th-century South Africanhistor y, this is amulti-disciplinar yjourney through everyaspect of apartheid ina place built aroundthe idea that “a

history forgotten is afuture lost”.

Impeccablydesigned, this spacehas been chiselledfrom stone, rustedsteel, red brick, wood,glass and grey concrete.

Whether youwant to do the fast,slow or child-friendlytrek, start outside andwork your way pastthe pillars of thecountr y’s constitution— d e m o c ra c y,re c o n c i l i a t i o n ,freedom, respect,diversity andresponsibilit y.

Then you’ll have togo through the race-classification areasbefore heading up thehill, past an evocativeKhoisan rock artinstallation.A panoramic view ofJoburg awaits youbefore you start yourtour of SA’s history.

for the kids

If you have children in tow,ditch the hellish ’80s doccieand take them to thetemporary exhibition onNelson Mandela.

Show them around theoutside area, where theycan play with the differentcoloured sticks thatrepresent Mandela’s corevalues (charm among them).

And don’t let them miss ayoung Nelson Mandela in aremarkable 1961 BBCinterview with NelsonMandela when he wasdodging the authorities.

dos and don’ts

• Don’t wear Kenya-stylecolonial gear. This isn’t Outof Africa (anymore)• Don’t be overheard saying“Nelson who?”• Do cry if you want to. Themuseum is an overwhelminglyemotional experience• Do buy a “Tr u t h ” T-shirt atthe shop and wear it all thetime

other things to look out for

During the World Cup the museum will hostseveral other temporary exhibitions, including aninstallation by Thomas Mulcaire that has beenderived from sports pages, as well as advertisingand publicity, around football in the ’50s.

Another new temporary exhibition showcases aChristopher Swift sculpture made of fencing takenfrom Robben Island — a place that epitomises theincarceration years of apartheid.

Also see Kara Walker’s Two Films —an exhibition built around the USa r t i st ’s imaginings of the possiblebeginnings of African-Americanh i sto r y.

William Kentridge(pictured) / Gerhard Marx’sThe World on its Hind Legswill also be presented at themuseum on July 8.

memorabiliaStock up on specially designed T-shirts, books and moreat the Apartheid Museum’s new shop and grab a bite toeat at The Truth Cafe.

“To be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains.But to live in a way that respects and enhances thefreedom of others.” — Nelson Mandela

“People I take around the museum spend most oftheir time in the section showing life underapartheid during the ’60s. I think it brings homejust what black people had to suffer through in apowerful way. Loads of famous people have beento the museum. I remember taking 50 Cent on atour and I can tell you, he was really affected bywhat he saw.” — Mduduzi Tshabalala, ApartheidMuseum Tour Guide

apartheid museum*The Apartheid Museum hasextended its hours during theWorld Cup. The museum willbe open seven days a week,from 8am to 6.30pm. Twentyfinal-year tourism students willalso be working as interns inthe museum.C O N TACTNorthern Parkway RoadJoburg 2091011 309 4700www. a p a r t h e i d m u s e u m . o rg

TAKE NOTE

Voices of SouthAfrica: Check out theinstallation of hangingtelevisions that sproutwords of wisdom fromthe bright minds ofour country.

Rock arte n c l o s u re s :It ’s rock art,it’s old —what else doyou want?

Mandela — L e a d e r,Comrade, Negotiator,Prisoner, Statesman:See the exhibitioncelebrating the life ofNelson Mandela. Then, ifyou really feel like it,take in the thoughts andmemories of the peoplewho lived through theapartheid era.

The Panorama of Joburg: Make yourway through the Panorama of Joburgand down the stairs to a photo essaytracking the implementation ofApartheid.

Implementation ofApar theid: Walk througha cage installation ofimages, words andvisuals, all of which takea hard look at humanrights atrocities.

Life in the ’60s:Sensitive viewing. Thispart of the tour gets alittle heavy. If you feelit might be too muchfor your kids, movealong to “Mandela’sRe l e a s e ”.

Political executions:See the display of 121nooses dangling fromthe ceiling,representing thenumber of politicalprisoners hangedduring apartheid(section 17 on theguide map).

Solitary confinement:For the opportunity toexperience the epitome ofclaustrophobia, stepinside cells like thesewhere political prisonersspent many months alone.

* A rough guide

Constitution Hill. Thelong and windingroad to politicalf re e d o m

NEXT EDITION

Ca s s p i r : Beep beep bangbang, sit inside the mostinteractive 4x4 by far.

Ma n d e l a’s release: Le a r nall about the early ’90s, theNational Peace Accord, thetransition to democracy and the1994 elections.

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BARS & PUBS1. Bohemian (The), 011 482 17252. Rats, 082 903 02483. Six Cocktail Bar, 011 482 83064. Stones, 011 726 16235. Trancesky, 011 726 22416. Xai-Xai, 011 482 6990

N IG H TC L U BS7. Bassline (The), 011 838 91428. Gin, 084 555 95859. Jet Nightclub, www.myjet.co.za10. Kitchener’s Carvery Bar, 011 403 364611. Nicci Beach, 011 823 571412. Tanz Café, 082 855 544513. Tokyo Sky, 011 465 070414. Woods (The), 082 332 577215. Zouk Ultra-Lounge, 073 362 7095

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R E STAU RA N TS16. Col’Cacchio, 011 463 503417. Cool Runnings, 011 482 478618. Doppio Zero, 011 646 874019. Gramadoelas, 011 838 696020. La Cucina di Ciro, 011 442 518721. Lapa Fo, 011 486 265122. Meat Company (The), 011 511 023523. Moyo Melrose Arch, 011 684 147724. Moyo Zoo Lake, 011 646 005825. Niki’s Oasis, 011 492 113426. Radium Beer Hall (The), 011 728 386627. Sophiatown, 011 836 599928. Troyeville Hotel (The), 011 402 770929. Truth Café (The), 011 309 470030. Wandies Place, 011 326 1700

BREAKFAST JOINTS31. Bicccs, 012 346 320332. Ciao Baby Cucina, 011 675 1801/233. Mugg & Bean, 011 788 711134. Wimpy, 011 646 7434

PERFORMANCES & ART35. Goodman Gallery, 011 788 111336. Joburg Theatre, 011 482 355037. Linder Auditorium, 011 728 549238. Market Theatre, 011 832 164139. Teatro at Montecasino, 011 510 799940. Theatre of Marcellus atEmperors Palace, 083 251 220541. Victory Theatre, 011 728 9603

STA D I U M S49. Soccer City Stadium,www. s o c c e rc i ty 20 1 0. c o . z a

FAN PARKS50. Mary Fitzgerald Square,www. n ewtow n . c o . z a51. Giant Stadium,www. t s hwa n e . g ov. z a / fa n fe st . c f m52. Themba Sports Ground,www. t s hwa n e . g ov. z a / fa n fe st . c f m

HERITAGE & SHOPPING42. African Craft Market, 011 783 462043. Apartheid Museum, 011 309 470044. Big Blue, 011 783 077945. Coricraft Lifestyles, 011 884 297746. Fabiani, 011 783 366347. Preview, 011 884 040248. Robot, 011 884 2977

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MAP g a u te n g ** Finding your bearings

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BARS & PUBS1. Bohemian (The), 011 482 17252. Rats, 082 903 02483. Six Cocktail Bar, 011 482 83064. Stones, 011 726 16235. Trancesky, 011 726 22416. Xai-Xai, 011 482 6990

N IG H TC L U BS7. Bassline (The), 011 838 91428. Gin, 084 555 95859. Jet Nightclub, www.myjet.co.za10. Kitchener’s Carvery Bar, 011 403 364611. Nicci Beach, 011 823 571412. Tanz Café, 082 855 544513. Tokyo Sky, 011 465 070414. Woods (The), 082 332 577215. Zouk Ultra-Lounge, 073 362 7095

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R E STAU RA N TS16. Col’Cacchio, 011 463 503417. Cool Runnings, 011 482 478618. Doppio Zero, 011 646 874019. Gramadoelas, 011 838 696020. La Cucina di Ciro, 011 442 518721. Lapa Fo, 011 486 265122. Meat Company (The), 011 511 023523. Moyo Melrose Arch, 011 684 147724. Moyo Zoo Lake, 011 646 005825. Niki’s Oasis, 011 492 113426. Radium Beer Hall (The), 011 728 386627. Sophiatown, 011 836 599928. Troyeville Hotel (The), 011 402 770929. Truth Café (The), 011 309 470030. Wandies Place, 011 326 1700

BREAKFAST JOINTS31. Bicccs, 012 346 320332. Ciao Baby Cucina, 011 675 1801/233. Mugg & Bean, 011 788 711134. Wimpy, 011 646 7434

PERFORMANCES & ART35. Goodman Gallery, 011 788 111336. Joburg Theatre, 011 482 355037. Linder Auditorium, 011 728 549238. Market Theatre, 011 832 164139. Teatro at Montecasino, 011 510 799940. Theatre of Marcellus atEmperors Palace, 083 251 220541. Victory Theatre, 011 728 9603

STA D I U M S49. Soccer City Stadium,www. s o c c e rc i ty 20 1 0. c o . z a

FAN PARKS50. Mary Fitzgerald Square,www. n ewtow n . c o . z a51. Giant Stadium,www. t s hwa n e . g ov. z a / fa n fe st . c f m52. Themba Sports Ground,www. t s hwa n e . g ov. z a / fa n fe st . c f m

HERITAGE & SHOPPING42. African Craft Market, 011 783 462043. Apartheid Museum, 011 309 470044. Big Blue, 011 783 077945. Coricraft Lifestyles, 011 884 297746. Fabiani, 011 783 366347. Preview, 011 884 040248. Robot, 011 884 2977

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