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DAMMiT!Jewett City, Connecticut.
I win again,brad.
How’dyou get
so good atthis game,anyway?
I am a Naturalborn fighter
from the streets. a“street fighter,”
if you will.
FEH!Let’s play
again.
hey,matt!
what areyou doing
overthere?
I’mteachingyour cat
tohate.
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...not usI hope.
your cat is waytoo friendly. I haveto toughen him up if
he’s ever going to surviveout there in the evil
cat underworld.
What are you babbling about?
Oh, it’s out there. And withmy help, MitTens will be a fierce
destroyer of other cats!
noanimal willbe spared!
Let goofmycat.
MittensCan’t beevil. he’smy god
cat.
godcat?
Yes. fatherjohnson’s cat
had kittens last year,and he gave me mittens.
this cat was bornto be a good
kitty.
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right,mittens?
MEOW!
A god cat, hmm.well that explainswhy he kept licking
me despite myabusing him.
Oh well.I guess
there’s onlyroom for one
evil cat inthis town.
I don’twanna talkabout that...
dammit!
keepyour head
in the game.
I’ve got aquestion for
you guys.eh?
yeah, so?
and wealso know
that they’re de-signed to appeal to
children inorder to sellmore cereal.
nowwe all know thatsome of the mostfamous cartooncharacters comefrom breakfast
cereals.
corporatemanipulation,
yes.
...wellnaturally
myquestionto you is:
whichcharacterwould win
in a bigand
crazydeath-matchfight?
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hmmmmmm...
well,at first I
was thinkingthe cocoa crisps mon-key because,ya know, he’s
a monkey...
naturaLly.
butI’d have to
go with tonythe tiger.
it’sinstinct.
tony the tigeris a little too positive
if you ask me. everything’s“grrreat.” it’s always “grrreat.”
makes you question just how genuinehe is. frankenberry, on the other...
why do you keep giggling?!?!
also:
I’d definitely go withfrankenberry. you’ve gotta
figure, frankenberry is prettymuch frankenstein, only pink.
he’s still this giant supernaturalmonster, and just because he
likes strawberries doesn’tmake him any less
of a threat.
now, I know that he’s very friendlywhile peacefully coexisting with man.
Ya know, giving kids advice aboutsoccer or whatever...
but Ibet if he wasput in a lifeor death
situation...
he’dtotallyunleash.
{GiGGLE}
{GiGGLE}
{GiGGLE}
{giggle}
{giggle}
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dude!his name is
frankenberry.That’s thegoofiest
name ever!
yeah, you saidit yourself. he’s frankenstein,but pink. no one’s gonna takea gay frankenstein seriously.
butfranken-berry...
{giggle}
{sigh}so what’syour pick,
brad?
I’dchoose
cap’ncrunch.
what?!?!
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