dammit doll fall 2016 catalog revised

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CLASSIC DOLLS .................................

STRESS HEADS ...................................

DAMMIT THROW PILLOW ...............

TEAM ROCKET ...................................

DAMMIT REF DOLL ............................

WIN DAMMIT ....................................

VOTE DAMMIT ...................................

COLOR ME DOLL ...............................

DAMMIT FAMILY ...............................

DAMMIT CAMO ................................

TO PLACE ORDERS, CONTACT YOUR LOCAL REP, OR REACH US DIRECTLY:www.DAMMITDOLLS.com [email protected]

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WHAT ARE DAMMIT DOLLS? JUST GIVE US A MINUTE AND WE’LL TELL YOU, DAMMIT!

Stress relief is the game and DAMMIT DOLLS is our name. Ever been so stressed that you feel a crazy urge to shout and destroy? Been there, done that. Which is why we created a 12-inch doll that can take a whacking! DAMMIT DOLL’s voodoo charm, fun prints and side-splitting poem quickly make it everybody’s go-to stress management tool. Not to mention it’s saved people tons on damaged property bills, and prevented numerous arrests (we’re guessing).

SLAMMIT! DAMMIT! Get your happy back on...

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LET’S FACE IT, NOBODY IS ZEN 24/7.

When frustrations seem insurmountable, Harvard scientists say that finding a way to release your pain leads to a happier life.

CLASSIC DOLLS

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CLASSIC

12 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 26 | $149.50

DD1001

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EVERYBODY HAS HAD ONE OF “THOSE” DAYS AT WORK.

The Dammit Stress Head is a hand-sized desk accessory that relieves your frustrations while making you chuckle. Banish the stress and keep your job.

STRESS HEADS

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STRESS HEAD

4.5 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 8 | $47.60

DSH1001

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PILLOW13 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 3 | $30

DT2001

REMEMBER THE AGE OLD TRICK OF SCREAMING YOUR FRUSTRATIONS INTO YOUR PILLOW? Well, we decided to take that to a whole new level with our Dammit Throw Pillow. Fling it, slam it, punch it! No one’s looking. A fun ice breaker, dorm room gift or home décor piece!

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DAMMIT REF DOLL

DAMMIT REF DOLL12 INCHES | INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 5 | $29.75

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REF MADE A CALL THAT WAS TOTALLY UNFAIR?! DAMMIT DOLL WILL LESSEN YOUR DESPAIR!

Reaching stress level supreme watching your team get beaten down? Time to resort to blaming bad calls. Our Ref Dammit Doll can take on your sports-related stress and so much more. Slam the stuffing out of this doll, all while shouting DAMMIT, REF, DAMMIT!

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WHEN THE REF MAKES A BAD CALLAND THE OPPOSING TEAM GETS THE BALL

HERE’S A “DAMMIT REF” DOLLTHAT YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT

JUST GRAB IT FIRMLY BY THE LEGSAND FIND A PLACE TO SLAM IT

AND AS YOU WHACK THE STUFFING OUTYELL “DAMMIT REF! DAMMIT!”

TEAMROCKET

TEAM ROCKET DOLL12 INCHES | INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50

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THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WHO WASN’T WELLHIS BODY GOT INVADED BY SOME

REALLY BAD CELLSAS HIS MAGICAL POWERS BEGAN TO RISE

HE BECAME A SUPERHERO BEFORE OUR EYESBLASTING BAD CELLS WITH ALL HIS MIGHT

WE NAMED HIM ROCKET FOR HIS FIGHTTHIS “TEAM ROCKET” DOLL IS HERE FOR YOU

WHENEVER YOU NEED A QUICK RESCUEJUST THROW IT, WHACK IT, SQUEEZE

OR SLAM ITALL WHILE YELLING DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!

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BEING SICK IS JUST PLAIN STRESSFUL!

Our Team Rocket doll is here to bring some comfort and smiles to families dealing with cancer and other illnesses. Our little Rocket Superhero is built to blast away those bad cells and take on your health stress so you don’t have to, Dammit! Whack your fear and loathing into oblivion, and share this gift with anyone dealing with health stress. 50% of the profits from the sale of the Team Rocket Dolls will benefit pediatric cancer treatment and programs.

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12 INCHES | 1 PRE-PACK OF 5 | $29.75MINIMUM ORDER 4 PRE-PACKS | $119

ATTENTION SPORTS FANS!

If your team has you one step away from punching the TV, we have something that will relieve your stress and save you tons in damage repairs. Hurl THIS at the TV! Our WIN Dammit Doll gets you through the game.

WIN DAMMIT

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THE LEGEND

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THE INTIMIDATOR

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THE VICTORY

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THE TRADITION

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THE CAPTAIN

WD100

THE ENFORCER

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THE ALL STAR

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THE RED ZONE

WD115

THE DEFENDER

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THE MASCOT

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THE 6TH MAN

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THE SHOWTIME

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THE ALL AMERICAN

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THE MARAUDER

WD119

THE HOME TEAM

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THE PACK

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THE CAPTAIN

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EMBRACE YOUR INNER CHILD WITH A LITTLE COLORING FOR ADULTS.

You can’t deny the stress relieving power of our floral design and a few classic markers. Couldn’t keep the color inside the lines? Slam and whack your Dammit Doll until you’re back to your zen place. Then, start coloring again.

COLOR MEDOLL

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WHEN LIFE SERVES UP HEAPS OF STRESSAND NOTHING HELPS YOU DECOMPRESS

LET THIS “COLOR ME DAMMIT” DOLLBE YOUR TICKET TO SELF-EXPRESS!JUST COLOR IN BETWEEN THE LINES

AND WHEN YOU’RE FINISHED, SLAM IT!AND AS YOU WHACK THE STUFFING OUT

YELL “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”

IS ANY CANDIDATE WORTHY ENOUGH TO RUN THIS GREAT NATION?

If you can’t make a decision, just grab a Vote Dammit Doll and get to whacking! As all the uncertainty subsides, you will be ready to vote with pride.

VOTEDAMMIT

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ELEPHANT COLOR ME DOLL + MARKERS (SET OF 4)12 INCHES | INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 12 | $90

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7 INCHES | 1 PRE-PACK OF 5 | $29.75

MINIMUM ORDER 4 PRE-PACKS | $119

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12 INCHES | 1 ASST’D FAMILY PRE-PACK OF 5 | $29.75

WHENEVER YOUR KIN HAS YOU ON THE BRINK, GRAB A DOLL AND TELL IT WHAT YOU THINK!

Our comical Dammit Family Collection of characters is here to remind you that although your family might be crazy, things could always be worse. Take out your frustrations on the doll instead of your family. It’s all meant to be lighthearted fun, so don’t be offended, DAMMIT!

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Nobody gets Rebellious Rocker. Nobody, except his guitar! Don’t even think of parking your car in the garage, he’s rehearsing with the band. He needs plenty of space to transform his angst into the next big rock ‘n roll hit. Whenever things are going down, he’s lining up Dammit Dolls for high energy slamming.

REBELLIOUS ROCKER

12 INCHES | 1 INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50

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Soccer mom’s can-do attitude was lost sometime after husband number 3. Her 2 beautiful kids tend to get in the way of her drinking and her BFF is totally bad mouthing her on Facebook. She can’t even deal with reality right now. Pour a glass of Pinot Grigio and let go of that tension by whacking a Dammit Doll.


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Grumpy Vet can’t seem to get any respect. He dodged bullets in the war for you! The least you could do is listen to his long-winded story about his early bird special. When he’s not releasing tension by swigging from an unmarked flask, or swearing at the local kids, he’s whacking the stuffing out of a Dammit Doll.

GRUMPY VET

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GRUMPY VET


Dammit Teen Daughter is so stressed out! Her homework is never ending, her crush is ignoring her texts and Teen Daughter’s parents are beyond embarrassing. This moment/this day/her life is the literal worst. Like, honestly, she gets you, your drama and your super reasonable right to be mad. Save an eye roll, slam a Dammit Doll.

MIXED-UP TEEN DAUGHTER

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TEEN DAUGHTER


Uncle Tony’s life isn’t always picture perfect fabulosity. His dog has been acting super judgey lately and he’s way too hot to be this single. Uncle Tony gets that being different, though amazing, can be an anxiety ridden existence. When the world gets mean, just grab a Dammit Doll and make a scene.

UNREQUITED UNCLE TONY

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UNCLE TONY

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ROCKER

FAMILY

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CAMO12 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 6 | $34.50

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FEEL LIKE YOUR FRUSTRATIONS ARE ON OVERDRIVE?

Our Dammit Camo Doll can take your stress and a little extra. Start slamming and whacking until you can’t conceal that smile any longer.

DAMMIT CAMO

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To place orders, contact yourlocal rep, or reach us directly:[email protected]

TO PLACE ORDERS, CONTACT YOUR LOCAL REP, OR REACH US DIRECTLY:[email protected] 888.689.7881

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