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The SeaMonkey (dammit!)

Day 6 - Thursday, March 9, 2017

A T S E A / B A H I A M A G D A L E N A

Weather: 84 °F/29°C, Sunny

A navy is essentially and necessarily aristocratic. True as may be the political principles for which we are now

contending they can never be practically applied or even admitted on board ship, out of port, or off soundings. This may seem a hardship, but it is nevertheless the simplest of

truths. Whilst the ships sent forth by the Congress may and must fight for the principles of human rights and

republican freedom, the ships themselves must be ruled and commanded at sea under a system of absolute

despotism. —John Paul Jones, Letter to Congress, 1775

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Naval intelligence report: We are still on a boat. We are cruising through Bahia Magdalena. All is well.

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SAVOR THE JOURNEY

THE STUFF THAT'S HAPPENING . . .

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Projector and Retro-games! - "Chocolate"Bar

Morning Meditation - Stuyvesant Room

Religious Services - Board Room

Ukelele Melee with Molly Lewis—SeaView Pool

Pajama Party - Whole Ship

The Morning Show with Greg Benson - Queen's Lounge/CAC

Friends of Bill W. - Board Room

Leather stamping and carving on luggage tags

Digital Workshop (Crafting Room)

Bridge Card Game Play - Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)

Secret Games with James Ernest - Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)

emotions anonymous 12 step meeting - Hudson Room

Worldbuilders Charity Silent Auction Explorer's Lounge (Not-piano Side)

Main Concert (Gold Team) - Jackie Kashian; Workjuiee Players Sea Org Improv; The Doubleclicks - Vista Lounge

Sponsor Spotlight: The Broken Token (SPONSORED EVENT) -Shopping A rcade

Main Concert (Red Team) - Jackie Kashian; Workjuiee Players Sea Org Improv; The Doubleclicks - Vista Lounge

Afternoon Tea - Ocean Bar

Magicians' Meetup - Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

Your Guide To Giving Zero F***s with Jean Grae - Ocean Bar

Scenic Cruising in Bahia Magdalena - Whole Ship

Hoops with Hal - Basketball Court

Happy Hour - Sea View Bar

LGBTQ+ Cocktail Meetup - Sea View Pool Area

Dinner (Open Dining) - Vista Dining Room (both floors)

Amateur Card Magic Workshop - Board Room

Reading - John Patrick Lowrie - Hudson Room

Craig's List Podcast - Queen's Lounge/CAC

Maureen Tells Your Future - Lido Pool Area

Scavenger Hunt - Stuyvesant Room

Close-up Magic: Mike Pisciotta - Board Room

Gosh Darn Fiasco - Vista Lounge

Escape Room (in a box) - Northern Lights Nightclub

Voice Acting - Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

Acoustic Song Circle - Explorer's Lounge (Piano Side)

Close-up Magic: Jared Kopf - Board Room

Game Chat: Keith Baker & Jenn Ellis - Stuyvesant Room

Sirai: An Accessible, Strategic, Political LARP - Hudson Room

Close-up Magic: Eric Jones - Board Room

Unattended Consequences - Vista Lounge

Comic Books Panel - Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

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Sea Monkey Karaoke - Queen'sLounge/CAC

Close-up Magic: Mike Pisciotta - Board Room

Happy Hour - Ocean Bar

An Hour with James Ernest - Stuyvesant Room

Surviving Cancer (Gamma Gals & Guys) - Ocean Bar

Close-up Magic: Jared Kopf - Board Room

How To Play: Fuse (Board Game) - Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)

The Hero Instant! A new, super-heroic RPG! Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)

Nerd Pub Trivia - Explorer's Lounge (Not-piano Side)

Dance Party w/Riz Rollins - 'JoCo is Burning' Disco - Northern Lights Nightclub

The Both After Dark - Vista Lounge

Close-up Magic: Eric Jones - Board Room

Cards Against Humanity Live - Queen's Lounge/CAC

Parsely Games with Andy Looney - Stuyvesant Room

Logic Puzzle Solving Club - Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)

Pagan Star Circle - Hudson Room

FROM THE SHIP'S PSYCHOHISTORIAN The population under scrutiny is oblivious to the existence of the science of

psychohistory. The time periods dealt with are in the range of 3 generations. The

population must be in the billions (± 75 billion) for a statistical probability to have a

psychohistorical validity. Given these constraints, I do not think it a meaningful use

of my time to predict when the onboard Win will return. Thank you.

CAPTAIN' "S" LOG March 9. 2017. Drills. Drills. Drills. I want the crew in top form when we finally sight

the White Whale. Oh, yes. Do they think I can't hear their whispers? I see their

hurried glances and murmurs of discontent. I'll be keel-hauled if I let the blasted

Oosterdam (rhymes with Toasterdam) and its crew take home more whale oil than us!

WITH THANKS, AS ALWAYS, TO OUR KIND SPONSORS

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ON STAGE TONIGHT

Jackie Kashian, Workjuice Players Sea Org Improv, The

Doubleclicks

Vista Lounge

RED TEAM

1:30pm

A message from Dr. Monica Brunelli W e m a y have a dange rous case of Cabin Feve r loose on t h e ship, bu t ou r c rack

t e a m of medica l p rofess iona ls is on t h e case . If you find ou r phys ic ians , a sk them

for the i r impeccable medica l c reden t i a l s . Now tha t a lot of you have con t r ac t ed

Cabin Fever , 1 expect you' l l w a n t to head pools ide and j u s t r e lax and face your

doom.

BEGIN JOURNEY BACK TO SAN DIEGO PROCEED AT YOUR PERIL..

'toot! toot!

RESTAURANTS & SERVICES Vista Dining Room - 8am-10am, 12nn-2pm, Open Seating 5pm-9pm Lido Market - 7am-10am, ll:30am-2pm, 3:30pm-8pm, 9:30pm-llpm Pizza: ll:30am-lam

Taco Bar: ll:30am-3pm. 8pm-llpm Canaletto - 5:30pm-9:30pin ($15)

Greenhouse Spa & Salon - 8am-1.0pm Pinnacle GriJl 12nn-lpm (S10), 5:30pm-9:30pm ($35) Medical Center, A 8:00am U:00am, 3:00pm-6:00pm

T h e Land Sea-Bear

Terror of the High

Sooo Lands, the land

sea bear is a majestic

creature, depicted

here brandishing its

traditional axe and

fez. They subsist on a

simple diet of tacos

and margaritas.

ERRATA

The Editorial Staff deeply regrets the

following errors in the March 8 edition:

[1] On page 4, the map of Loreto gave the

false impression that there was a kraken

lying in wait off the coast of Baja. This

was a mistake: there are in fact three (3)

krakens.

[2] The Gadsden Purchase.