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SPRING 2016

What are Dammit Dolls? Just give us a

minute and we’ll tell you, DAMMIT! Stress

relief is the game and Dammit Dolls is our

name. Ever been so stressed that you feel

a crazy urge to shout and destroy? Been

there, done that. Which is why we created

a 12-inch doll that can take a whacking!

Dammit Dolls’ voodoo charm, fun prints

and side-splitting poem quickly make it

everybody’s go-to stress management

tool. Not to mention it’s saved people tons

on damaged property bills, and prevented

numerous arrests (we’re guessing).

SLAMMIT! DAMMIT! Get your happy

back on...

To place orders, contact your local rep,

or reach us directly:

www.DAMMITDOLLS.com

[email protected]

888.689.7881

CLASSIC DOLLS .................................

STRESS HEADS ...................................

DAMMIT CAMO ...................................

DAMMIT VOTE .....................................

DAMMIT FAMILY .................................

DAMMIT PILLOW ................................

DAMMIT CANCER ..............................

WIN DAMMIT ........................................

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FALL 2016

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Let’s face it, nobody is Zen 24/7.

When frustrations seem insurmountable,

Harvard scientists say that finding a way

to release your pain leads to a happier life.

CLASSIC

12 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 26 | $149.50

WHENEVER THINGS DON’T GO SO WELL

AND YOU WANT TO HIT THE WALL AND YELL

HERE’S A LITTLE DAMMIT DOLL

THAT YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT

JUST GRASP IT FIRMLY BY THE LEGS

AND FIND A PLACE TO SLAM IT

AND AS YOU WHACK THE STUFFING OUT

YELL “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”

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CLASSIC DOLLS

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Everybody has had one of “those”

days at work. The Dammit Stress Head is

a hand-sized desk accessory that relieves

your frustrations while making you chuckle.

Banish the stress and keep your job.

WHEN YOUR DAY’S FULL OF STRESS

AND YOUR WORKLOAD’S A MESS

HERE’S A “DAMMIT STRESS HEAD”


JUST GRAB IT FIRMLY WITH YOUR HANDS

AND TELL THEM ALL TO CRAM IT

AND AS THE STUFFING COMES FLYING OUT


STRESS HEADS

STRESS HEAD

4.5 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 8 | $47.60

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Feel like your frustrations are on

overdrive? Our Dammit Camo Doll can

take your stress and a little extra. Start

slamming and whacking until you can’t

conceal that smile any longer.

VOTE Is any candidate worthy enough to

run this great nation? If you can’t make

a decision, just grab a Vote Dammit

Doll and get to whacking! As all the

uncertainty subsides, you will be ready

to vote with pride.

CAMO

WHEN WASHINGTON IS A HOT MESS

AND YOU REFUSE TO SETTLE FOR LESS

HERE’S A “VOTE DAMMIT” DOLL

YOU CAN’T DO WITHOUT

JUST IGNORE THE UPHEAVAL

CHOOSE THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS

GRAB YOUR DOLL AND SLAM IT

THEN GET OUT AND VOTE DAMMIT!

7 INCHES | 1 PRE-PACK OF 5 | $29.75MINIMUM ORDER 4 PRE-PACKS | $119

ELEPHANT

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DONKEY

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WHENEVER THINGS DON’T GO SO WELL

AND YOU WANT TO HIT THE WALL AND YELL

HERE’S A LITTLE DAMMIT DOLL


JUST GRASP IT FIRMLY BY THE LEGS




CAMO

12 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 6 | $34.50

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TEEN DAUGHTER

12 INCHES | 1 INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50REORDERS ONLY

Dammit Teen Daughter is stressed the f*** out. Her homework is never

ending, her crush is ignoring her texts and Teen Daughter’s parents are beyond embarrassing. This moment/this day/her life is the literal worst. Like, honestly, she gets you, your drama and your super reasonable right to be pissed. Save an eye roll,

slam a Dammit Doll!

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GRUMPY VET


Grumpy Vet can’t seem to get any respect. He dodged bullets in the war for you! The least you could do is listen to his long winded

story about his early-bird special. When he’s not releasing tension by swigging from an unmarked flask, or swearing at the local

kids, he’s whacking the stuffing out of a Dammit Doll.

GRUMPY VET

Whenever your kin has you on the brink,

grab a member of our family collection

and tell them what you think. These

comical characters remind you that

although your family is crazy, it could

always be worse, DAMMIT!

FAMILY

Nobody gets Rebellious Rocker. Nobody,

except his guitar! Don’t even think of

parking your car in the garage, he’s

rehearsing with the band. He needs plenty

of space to transform his angst into the

next big rock ‘n roll hit. Whenever s———’s

going down, he’s lining up Dammit Dolls

for a high energy slamming!

REBELLIOUS ROCKERSoccer Mom’s can-do attitude was

lost sometime after husband number 3. Her 2 beautiful kids tend to get in the way of her drinking, and her BFF is totally bad-mouthing her

on Facebook. She can’t even deal with reality right now. Pour a glass of Pinot Grigio and let go of that

tension by whacking a Dammit Doll.

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SOCCER MOM


STRESSED OUT SOCCER MOM


Uncle Tony’s life isn’t always picture-perfect fabulosity.

His dog has been acting super judgy lately and he’s way too

hot to be this single. Uncle Tony gets that being different, though amazing, can be an anxiety-ridden

existence. When the world gets mean, just grab a Dammit Doll and

make a scene.

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UNCLE TONY

UNREQUITED UNCLE TONY


FAMILY

12 INCHES | 1 ASST’D FAMILY PRE-PACK OF 5 | $29.75MINIMUM ORDER 2 PRE-PACKS | $59.50

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Remember the age old trick of

screaming your frustrations into your

pillow? Well, we decided to take that

to a whole new level with our Dammit

Throw Pillow. Fling it, slam it, punch

it! No one’s looking. A fun ice breaker,

dorm room gift or home décor piece!

Our mission is simple: 50% of the profits

from the sale of the DammitCancer

Dolls will benefit cancer treatment and

programs, and provide a little stress

relief for families living with cancer.

CANCER

YOU CAN’T GET ME DOWN

I WON’T LET YOU DO IT

I AM A SURVIVOR

AND I WON’T LET YOU WIN IT

I AM GOING TO RISE

ABOVE THE PAIN AND FEAR

VICTORIOUS AND WISE

YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE

DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!

WHEN LIFE IS ROUGH

AND TIMES ARE TOUGH

AND THERE’S NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT

I’M A DAMMIT THROW PILLOW


JUST SCREAM INTO ME, I WON’T TELL

AND IF YOU JUST CAN’T STAND IT

THROW ME AT THE WALL AND YELL

DAMMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!

PILLOW

13 INCHES | ASSORTED PRE-PACK OF 3 | $30

CANCER

12 INCHES | INDIVIDUAL PRE-PACK OF 6 | $37.50

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PILLOW CANCER

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Attention sports fans! If your team has

you one step away from punching the

TV, we have something that will relieve

your stress and save you tons in damage

repairs. Hurl this at the TV! Our WIN

Dammit Doll gets you through the game.

WHEN YOUR TEAM’S GETTING CREAMED

AND YOU JUST WANT TO SCREAM

HERE’S A “WIN DAMMIT” DOLL


JUST GRAB IT FIRMLY BY THE LEGS



YELL “WIN DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”

12 INCHES | 1 PRE-PACK OF 5 | $29.75MINIMUM ORDER 4 PRE-PACKS | $119

THE INTIMIDATOR

THE DEFENDER

THE ALL AMERICAN

THE MASCOT

THE 6th MAN

THE RED ZONE

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WD108

WD105

WD109

WD104

WD115

THE ENFORCER

THE ALL STAR

THE VICTORY

THE TRADITION

THE SHOWTIME

THE LEGEND

WD112

WD101

WD107

WD102

WD103

WD106

THE CAPTAIN

WD100

To place orders, contact yourlocal rep, or reach us directly:[email protected]

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