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05 Latest PeopleArtwave Open House Festival 2014, The Copper Collective’s new initiative

06 Latest NewsHeadlines with Frank le Duc, Tim Ridgway, and B&H City Council leader Jason Kitcat

08 Brighton LightsLynn Ruth Miller on dubious dinner parties;Richard Shayler’s playing with ladders; Guy Lloyd scales the wuthering heights

10 Bare CheekTime for tea?

11 Celeb CityNick Cave; Drakes of Brighton; Tour of Britain;Ace Cafe bike reunion

12 Kay TownDealing with stage fright

12 CompetitionsWin film merchandise, and Tokarev DVDs

13 Brighton Art FairTalent abounds! The fair comes to theBrighton Dome Corn Exchange

14 HotlistRestaurants, cafes and takeaway listings

15 Cook It!Three’s company ...

16 Brighton WritesOn the grapevine – perfect port

17 InterviewWatching Dave Gorman

18 ReviewsLee Mack; Tenors Unlimited; Chas & Dave

19 Brighton Craft FairBeautiful, bespoke arts and crafts

20 Entertainment NewsWhat’s on for stage, film, comedy, art & music

24 Brighton WritesAndrew Bullock on MIC-NYC 6; The Bored Gamers are techno savvy

25 TV ListingsSeven days of TV listings

The last time I tried to makemy own jewellery, I was a bitambitious – the resultingnecklace came apart during

an enthusiastic drinks order in arestaurant, and my wildgesticulation flung the pieces intothe bread bowl of the family sittingnext to us. They were veryunderstanding. But that’s the lasttime I use my teeth instead of pliarsto tighten fiddly jewellery clasps.

This is why I am so in awe of events like theBrighton Craft Fair, which showcases a bountyof handmade pieces from local jewellers andcraftspeople – I’ll try to contain my envy at their skills, and just pick myself up somethingnice at this year’s event. For more on what’slined up, see page 19.

The Brighton Art Fair also visits the BrightonDome Corn Exchange this September, so if

you’re a trader, art-lover or artistyourself, you’ll have to swing by toimmerse yourself in the best of localtalent. See page 13. The last time I tried to make my own art ... well, no, I won’t bore you with that one.

Latest News is choc-a-block withimportant updates from the city, so besure to catch up on page 6, and ourEntertainment News pages haveeverything you need to stay abreast

of Brighton’s best this coming week; page 20.Dave Gorman chats about work, life,

PowerPoint presentations (of course) and piers,on page 17. And you’re invited behind the scenesof Latest TV in commentary from the Latest TVcrew, throughout the magazine. Excuse mewhilst I wildly gesticulate all over the place.

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ARTWAVE OPEN HOUSE FESTIVAL 2014Geoff Stonebanks and Mark Glassman from the award winning Driftwoodgarden in Bishopstone clocked 965 visitors at the festival this summer, who came to see 16 artists’ stunning work set against the beautiful canvas of the gardens.

Over the period of the festival, they sold an incredible £10,042 worth of art.Geoff commented: "This is staggering when you compare to previous yearssales, and is virtually double what we did in 2013.” They also sold an amazing£1,000 worth of home made tea and cakes, served in the garden on trays invintage china. Proceedsfrom these went toMacmillan Cancer Support,for whom Geoff is aregistered fundraiser.Visitors were very generous,and donated £540 duringArtwave and spent £870 onraffle tickets.

The money raised willhelp build The SussexMacmillan Cancer SupportCentre, which will offer allround support for peopleaffected by cancer in a calm, friendly andwelcoming environment.

More details of Geoff’sgarden exploits andfundraising challenges canbe found on his website:www.driftwoodbysea.co.uk

PEOPLE Artwave Open House Festival, The BHYC‘Copper Collective’

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A group of eight youth organisations, collectively called The Brightonand Hove Youth Collective, launched their fundraising campaign thisweek, creatively titled ‘The Copper Collective’.

They are asking everyone in Brighton and Hove to collect up alltheir copper coins from around the house, office, car, shop or gardenshed, bag them up and then hand them in to venues who arehelping to collect across the city.

It is hoped that over the next few months, The BHYC will havecollected in most of Brighton and Hove's errant copper coins. Themoney can then be put towards the worthwhile activities andservices that help support young people across the city. AlthoughThe BHYC do receive central funding, this only provides basicsupport, and more help is needed. If you’re interested in donating,visit www.brightonandhoveyouthcollective.org.uk or if you wish toact as a Collective Collection Point, [email protected]

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The prospect of a newseafront leisure centre onthe King Alfred site isabout to move another

step closer. Property developersare being invited to take part in abeauty parade with one ofBrighton and Hove’s seafrontpearls as the prize.

At stake is the chance to build agym, sports halls and swimmingpool. The chances are that it willbe a 25-metre pool althoughplenty of people believe that thisis our best chance to have a 50-metre competition pool like the K2in Crawley.

If pools are a potential financialdrain, the reward comes in theform of 400 flats – the enablingdevelopment. The public spacesare paid for from the profits ofnew homes, with high hopes that40% of those homes will be forpoorer people on the councilwaiting list. Inevitably, hundredsof flats – several storeys high – willattract local and vocal opposition.

They will also attract investors.At a developers day lastNovember, 65 people went alongfor 40 organisations as part of 29teams. In the coming months ashortlist of two, three or even four

companies or consortiums is likelyto be drawn up and whittled downuntil a preferred partner is picked.

Among the names in the frameis Cathedral, the company behindthe scheme at the old fruit andveg market on Circus Street,Brighton. The scheme was grantedplanning permission last week.Cathedral is also working with thecouncil on plans for PrestonBarracks in Brighton.

Another potential developer –with strong local roots – is RobStarr, from Hove. After leavingschool he started an insurancebusiness from scratch and turnedit into one of the country’s leading

brokerages. His vision is for anintegrated arts and leisure centreknown as The Lyrics. He has learntfrom others’ mistakes and alreadyshared his plans widely, carryingout considerable earlyconsultation.

This is not the first time thatBrighton and Hove City Councilhas tried to tackle the dilemma ofthe King Alfred. Frank Gehry, thearchitect who designed the widelylauded Guggenheim Museum inBilbao, was involved in the lastattempt, led by local developerKaris. The £300 million schemeincluded more than 700 flats.Planning permission was grantedbut the credit crunch and achanging political climate locallyput paid to the project.

Feelings ran high on both sidesof the debate. The experience maywell have coloured the carefulapproach being taken this time. Across-party group met just over afortnight ago and an update waspresented to the council’sEconomic Development andCulture Committee last week.Some suspect key decisions areunlikely to be finalised this side ofthe elections next May. But thefoundations are being put in place.

A project spec is ready todiscuss with developers. It’s notset in stone. There is still pressurefrom some for an Olympic-sizepool and from others for adestination in keeping with ourseafront string of pearls. To mixmetaphors for a moment, there isa risk that the end result will beneither fish nor fowl.

The council is also aware of theknock-on effects of building 400homes on the site. At one of RobStarr’s consultation events, it wassummed up by one of thoseattending, who said: “Theelephant in the room is transportlinks.” Council officials are taking afresh look at how people movealong the seafront betweenShoreham Harbour and BrightonMarina.

There is at least one moreelephant in the room in the formof school places. Demand will beeven greater if the council HQ atnearby King’s House is convertedinto housing, and hundreds ofhomes in the area around HoveStation are built.

One solution may be to puthousing on the King Alfred siteand build a pool somewhere else –perhaps near the station or on theSackville Trading Estate. It wouldcomplicate the picture and delaythe date on which the first spadehits the ground, but may ensure aprize-winning result.

Eighteenmonths agowe introduced aLeisure Card scheme in the cityto help those on lower incomesaccess our Freedom Leisuresports facilities at a discount.

Since then, almost 1,300people in the Brighton andHove area have signed up totake advantage of the 40%discount on a range ofactivities. The most popularfacilities have been theswimming pools and gyms.

The discount card scheme ismeans-tested and is open topeople who are in receipt ofcertain benefits, includingthose with disabilities andlooking for work. Research hasshown that about a third hadnot previously used leisurecentres at all, but 90% nowvisit at least once a week. Intotal they’ve made over 34,000visits to our six local leisurecentres, which is a huge steptowards better health.

The scheme wouldn’t bepossible without the supportof Freedom Leisure, the socialenterprise that provides theseservices at council-ownedfacilities. Combined with thefree swimming we provide forunder-16s and the multi-million-pound refurbishmentof Withdean Sports Complex,the city has better, moreaffordable sports facilities.

Not only does this improvethe health of the city’s poorestresidents, it also saves the citymoney in the long term byreducing future health costs.

According to the NHS,physical activity helps preventmany common major illnesses –including cutting the risk ofheart disease, stroke, diabetesand cancer by up to 50%.

It’s brilliant to see theLeisure Card scheme workingso well and I encourage allresidents who are eligible to take up this scheme.

Property developers are being invitedto take part in a beauty parade withthe King Alfred as the winner’s prize

Brighton and Hove City Council leaderJason Kitcat hails thevirtues of FreedomLeisure sportsfacilities

Key decisions areunlikely to befinalised this sideof the electionsnext May

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BIN HERE BEFOREThe bin strike is not necessary –that is the view from council chiefsafter yesterday’s industrial action.

Staff at Brighton and Hove CityCouncil’s Cityclean took action lastweek, with unions claiming thatsome workers were not gettingpaid what they deserved.But speaking to Latest TV, GeoffRaw, the council’s executivedirector, hit back and called forunions to be more realistic in their claims.

Residents will be hoping there isnot a repeat of last year, whichsaw waste pile up in the streets.

ALL CHANGEIt's all change on the train lines.Last week, Govia took over therunning of all services on theBrighton to Bedford line.

Next year they will take overSouthern services too.

Some have already noted thatthe merging of services will seecheaper ticket prices wiped off.

Latest TV's James Dunhamlooks at what this will mean foryou – the humble but forevergrumbling passengers.

HERO TEENA Brighton teenager who tackledan arrested man on the run fromofficers is considering a career inthe police.

Sixteen-year-old Kiya Inghamwas walking home from an examwhen he saw a topless man push

two police officers to the groundand attempt to escape. But theteen sprang into action andtackled the man as others simplywalked by on Lewes Road.After he helped police detain theman, officers praised him for hisincredible bravery.

Latest TV's James Dunhamwent along to meet the teen hero.

PARKING CLAMPDOWNDrivers who park on pavementsand verges near schools, puttingchildren’s safety at risk, couldreceive on-the-spot fines.

Brighton and Hove City Councilis about to start the second phaseof its “multi-agency initiative totarget inconsiderate driving inareas around four city schools”.

Next month, the council andofficers from Sussex Police will beout and about in the streetsaround schools where poorparking behaviour has beenreported. You've all been warned.

SCHOOL’S OUT FOR HEADTEACHERA former school governor says hehas the upmost confidence in theinvestigation into a suspendedhead teacher.

This week’s headlines from across the city

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James Fox has been placed onleave from Portslade AldridgeCommunity Academy. This is whilean investigation into pupilregistration is carried out.

But Peter Kyle, a formergovernor at the school, believesthe issue will be resolved shortlyat little detriment to pupils andthe wider community.

LICENSING FOR LANDLORDS?Brighton and Hove has one of thebiggest private rented sectors inthe country – with more than30,000 homes leased out.

But with some complaining theproperties are rented out in a poorcondition, some politicians andcampaigners are calling for ownersto be licensed.

The issue certainly polarisedopinion, with the issue beingdiscussed in front of the Latest TV cameras by estate agents last week.

Some believe the move will driveup standards, but others think itwill purely pass the buck ontoalready hard-pressed tenants.

MARCH OFFNationalists behind the March for England have revealed they will not be returning to Brightonnext year.

The St George's Day protest andcounter-demonstration normallyattracts thousands of people. Butit has come under criticism for thedisruption caused to localbusinesses and residents.

This year's policing bill isbelieved to have topped fivehundred thousand pounds.

Nationalists said they weretaking the protest to a northernseaside resort for 2015.

CAR TO WATER

Is it a boat? Is it a car? Well, it's alittle bit of both. Say hello to theamphibious car, the creation ofDan Boot-Handford.

What was originally just a bit offun turned very quickly into acharity challenge. And this Sundayjust gone, Dan took the boat downto the River Adur and attempted tonavigate it a mile downstream.

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The Rockinghorse DragonBoat Race takes place herethis Sunday 28 September

in the inner harbour, MarinaSquare, with the action kickingoff around 10am.

The dragon boats are 12 metreslong and decorated in traditionaldragons’ heads, tails and drums.Each boat will have 12 -16paddlers who will provide theirvessel power, a drummer to beat asteady rhythm, and helm to steer.The dragons then race againsteach other for victory in what willbe a spectacular energetic display.

Teams from across the cityincluding Santander, City Cabs,Lloyds Bank and DYN are allcompeting for the crown of‘Brighton Marina RockinghorseChampion 2014’. Spectators willbe able to see all the action fromthe viewing platform locatedalong the undercliff walk.

There will be a bouncy castle,face painters, a children’s tombolaand lots more to keep the littleones entertained in the square,while the adults enjoy thefabulous racing as well as the barsand restaurants available withinthe Marina.

Proceeds raised at thisfundraising event will support theRockinghorse Children’s Charity,the official fundraising arm of theRoyal Alexandra Children’sHospital (the Alex) based inBrighton, and continued supporterof the Trevor Mann Baby Unit.

Rockinghorse raise money for life-saving and cutting-edgemedical equipment while ensuringthat children are treated in anenvironment better suited to their needs.

For more information on how to enter a team, or activitieson the day, please visit:www.rockinghorse.org.uk/events

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There is a study out, trying to figure out “why lesbians tend to be overweight”, and it

is totally misdirected. It isn’tlesbians who tend to be plump, it is good cooks, and who was the best cook ever?

Answer: Your mother.No one in the world made

better macaroni and cheese, orapple pie. When your mum madeyou breakfast, no restaurant couldmatch it, and certainly your dadcouldn’t do much at the stoveexcept for an outdoor barbecue, or one fancy company dish like his famous crab cioppino.

The obvious truth is that it isn’tlesbians who have to fight their weight, it is anyone – male, female,straight or gay – who loves to cook. If you have a way with food, you are going to taste what you create … and those itty-bitty spoonfuls of chocolate custard or Alfredo sauce go straight to the hips.

Look at our own darling, AndrewKay. He has never cooked for me(yet) but he knows good food. He savors the texture, recognises the bouquet of herbs and spices,and respects dramatic cuisine. His silhouette is certainly not angular; it is just round enough.

For my part, I refuse to go to a skinny person’s house for dinner. I am not going to waste a meal onsomeone who doesn’t present each dish with a bit of flair and an eye for flavour. I made that mistake only once. A woman who shall remainnameless, in case she figures out why I am always busy at dinnertimewhen she calls, invited me over for a gala holiday celebration. She wasthe type who spent mornings at the gym, bench-pressing hundreds ofpounds. Afternoons she worked out on the trampoline, and evenings she did Zumba. The truth is I should have known what to expect.

I appeared, wine in hand, with an empty, expectant tummy and whatdid I see? Pizza delivered from the corner shop, pre-sliced mass-producedbread, and instant coffee. I know you won’t believe me, but the onlyspread available was Marmite. There wasn’t even background music to hide the gagging of the guests. I immediately feigned a headache and hustled over to the nearest Waitrose for a gourmet experience.Dinner is a terrible thing to lose … especially if you skipped lunch.

So I am campaigning for people to stop casting negative aspersions on corpulence. Give me someone with a decent amount of curves and a good wiggle to their walk and I will immediately lobby to share a mealwith them. If you are lean, buff and tanned I would not dream of touchingyour soup, much less your flambé cherries jubilee. Show me a comfy,well-padded cheerful person in a flowered apron and I am right there at her dinner table. I promise to bring the wine.

“Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.”- Jackie Gleason

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(did I mention that?). Getting theladder in and out of the room is,erm, an experience. No one likesdoing it, but do it they must!

I actually quite enjoy hearingthe ladders coming. It’s like a stampede of crescendoingcrashes; a tidal wave of noise as the ladder ricochets off the wall and clutter, naturallyunderpinned by a healthy array of profanities. It makes for a wonderful soundscape.

We needed the ladder becauseone of the lights on the BrightonLights set was hanging lower thanan assembly of infrequentlywatered fuchsias. A bitter irony for a show titled Brighton ‘Lights’.The only way to remedy such a disastrous issue was to get the ladder out and realign thepoorly thing.

I got the ladder. Made my wayback up. Started to realign. Cameback down. I was scared, dearreaders. But not scared to fall; I was scared I’d drop the light.William, our director, barked at me to get down. He realigned it inseconds. Everyone congratulatedand cheered him. I was told to put the ladder away. Which I did,very loudly. Lights, cameras,ladders away? Action!

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“Has anyone seen theladder?” Silence.“Nobody?” More silence. I heard an inaudible

whimper from Gemma, thedutiful runner ... “It’s in thedownstairs cupboard, isn’t it Gemma.” Again, anotherwhimper, this time a little more audible. The answer, as I already knew it would be, was yes.

The downstairs cupboard atthe studio is dark, damp, dingyand of course, scary. Oh yesand it smells weird. Reallyweird. Much like any room thatcontains an amalgamation ofstuff so I can never really figureout what is stored in there.Sometimes paint, sometimescarpets, chairs, lanterns, blow-up dolls, board games,wires, books, toilet seats … the list does go on. Naturally,this is where all the lovelyladders live, in a room that is tricky to navigate whilst also smelling very weird

Richard Shayler:it’s all a game ofladders ...

I refuse to go to askinny person’shouse for dinner

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WUTHERING HEIGHTSGuy Lloyd on luck, spare tickets, and begging forgiveness

Story (I can actually hear youexplode with rage now) and‘Wuthering Heights’ is in my top ten all-time favourite songs.OK, I feel better now. Like I’vegone to alcoholics anonymousand admitted I enjoy heavilydrinking, on the quiet. And it’s OKto hate me. You are fully justified.

But at least hear me out on this before I appear in The Argusfor all the wrong reasons. Likemany music fans, I was veryexcited when Kate Bushannounced that she was going to perform live for the first time in 35 years. It was a similar feeling to when Prince announcedhe was playing in a few shedsaround London and David Bowiedecided to release a single, while everyone was asleep.

But I’m not one for sitting onthe internet at 9am and refreshingevery five seconds (unless Freddie Mercury comes back fromthe dead), so I ignored the ticketsgoing on sale and resigned myselfto never seeing her live in mylifetime. It obviously sold out in seconds, as did the extra dates she put on.

Some weeks later, I received a message on Facebook from


I’m going to get this out of the way immediately. Yes, I did get to see Kate Bush and I’m very sorry if you

didn’t. You’re probably on yourway over to torch my house now,but I would also like to comeclean and say that I didn’t eventry to buy tickets when they went on sale. Yes, I accept thatyou really hate me now.

And whilst I’m the walkingdead, I may as well admit that I’mnot the world’s biggest Kate Bushfan. I own one album, The Whole

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Cresswell and Dave Thompsondropped by to make us all laugh.Author Tim Pilcher told us allabout his new book, whilst PhilJerrod told us all about hisamazing beard (and comedyshows). Matt Whistler stopped by and wowed us all with hisunique style of comedy. MarkStack, music aficionado, poppedin at the last minute to talkmusic. And I really do mean lastminute! He wasn’t meant to be a guest on the show, but after I’d heard him chat music, I had toget him on. And to finish we hadSteve Jones (‘Jonesy’) fromQTube to talk LGBT, with DJSeamus Haji to talk DJ(BT?).

Overall, another great week of guests. And as an extra treat,we had the wonderful BrightonSchool of Singing pleasuring our eardrums. Please do join us Wednesday to Saturday at 7pm on Freeview Channel 8,and Virgin Media 159.

“What’s that, Jonesy? Thetoilet? Just downstairs mate. Notthe right door, though. That’swhere the ladders live! JONESY!!!I meant turn left, not the leftdoor! [Crash … bang ... profanity]... Jonesy? Are you all right?”

“I’m OK; why are there so manyladders in here, though? Andwhat is that awful smell?!”

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someone I had befriended at a wedding in Switzerland, twoyears ago. She had two sparetickets. I snapped them up. I gave my spare to a Kate Bushnut (do you forgive me now?) and last week, we saw the good lady herself.

Now, at the time of writing,Kate Bush still had a few dates to go of her 22-date run at theHammersmith Apollo. So I’m not going to give you theopportunity to hate me evenmore by describing what I saw. If you didn’t go, you will beburning this magazine by now; if you are going, I don’twant to spoil the surprise.

Needless to say, it was one ofthe most amazing experiences ofmy life and one of my top threeall-time favourite gigs, alongsideBlur at Glastonbury a few yearsago and Queen’s last ever liveperformance at Knebworth in 1986. If you still hate me,console yourself with this; I’ve paid to see Status Quo live. I hate myself now.

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Dear Mike,I reckon I amprobably youroldest letterwriter, as I am tobe ninety-eightnext month, andwill be getting mytelegram from the queena couple of years after that.

Now, what I want to know isthis; many years ago, when I was achild, I remember my familygathering together in the kitchenand all drinking cups of this hotbeverage, which was made bypouring boiling water on darkbrown leaves, then pouring theresultant mix through a sort ofsieve into a cup, and adding milkand sugar. The taste of thisbeverage was heavenly, and really

pepped you up, especiallyon cold mornings.

I remember my fathertook particular pleasurein “dunking” biscuits in

the aforementionedbeverage before eating

them. So what was thismysterious liquid called? I've

tried asking the staff in the care

home where I live, but all I get issad looks and an increase in mymedication. Please help as Iwould love to have a nice cup ofwhatever-it-was again before Idie.

Polly Ethrington, Hove.

Polly put the kettle on, Polly putthe kettle on, Polly put thekettle on, we'll all have a cup ofthe beverage you remember,which I'm very fond of myself. Itis of course that old Britishmainstay, the cocktail “Sex onthe beach”, comprising vodka,peach schnapps, and cranberryand orange juices. Enjoy yourdrink Polly, and everybody elseplease keep those letterscoming in!

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THE GREATESTBRIGHTONIANComedy experts have recentlydiscovered records proving thatMax Miller was entirely unfunny,prompting Brighton Council toremove his statue from PavilionGardens and melt it down. Theyhave announced that it is to bereplaced with a statue of “thequintessential Brightonian, aperson who, more than anyoneelse, sums up this fair city”.

We at Bare Cheek havereceived a copy of the shortlist.So who do YOU think the statueshould be of? Drop us a line atBare Cheek, C/O Latest 7, Unit 1, Level Five North, NewEngland House, New EnglandStreet, BN1 4GH.

Pyroman, Nimrod Ping,Chris Ellison, Dave Ovett,Dolly Rocket, Cassette Lord,David Bramwell,That woman who used to danceon East Street,Boogaloo Stu, Bill Smith,Drako, Momma Cherri,Jason Kitcat, Tony Haase,Mad Jack, N. F. Brookes,That now-forgotten vicar whosaid we were godless,Matt Whistler, Dave Zap,Dean, Astral Angi, Terry Garoghan,Simon bleedin’ Fanshawe,Bob Dobbs, The 10p Man,Marilyn Slightly, Mr. Cooper,The Unknown Traffic Warden.

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Nick Cave’s new film, Drakes Of Brighton, Tour OfBritain, Ace Cafe bike reunion, celebs about town

Cult Aussie singer andBrighton resident, NickCave, is riding high afterreleasing his newest

effort, this time a film called20,000 Days. Filmed in and aroundBrighton, the movie documents a day in the life of the singer.

Highlights including driving up and down Hove seafrontwith pop diva Kylie Minogue(with whom he collaboratedon hit song ‘Where the WildRoses Grow’) and a greatscene in which he plays livewith his band The Bad Seeds at the King Alfred Centre.

Nick was also out and about in the Lanes last week, stoppingoff to buy some art in Art Republicon Bond Street: see our exclusivepicture. Nick acquired the printentitled ‘Life is Crap’ by MagdaArcher, the artist wife of none

other than comedianand TV Burp

presenter, Harry Hill. Let’s hope lifedoesn’t imitateart, Nick, as

your life lookspretty rosy at

the moment!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY,DRAKESStill on the subject of Kylie – we wouldlike to extend extra specialbirthday wishes to the pint-sized pop princess’Brighton hotel of choice, Drakes Of Brighton onMarine Parade, as the boutiquehaven celebrates a decade ofdecadence.

We have many, many happy memories ofthe launch event that JBPR attended and helped toorganise ten years ago. We wishCarla, Richard and the team all the best for the next ten! Makesure you pop in and have acocktail to celebrate with them.www.drakesofbrighton.com

TOUR OF BRITAINBrighton seafront was dominatedby lots of bikes last weekend, asSaturday saw the incredible TourOf Britain race shoot through East Sussex, ending up on Madeira Drive. Lucky spectatorsmanaged to catch sight of thepelaton as it flashed down theseafront and saw Olympic hero Sir Bradley Wiggins cross the finish line. I wish I could say it was a dream finish for Bradley, but he was beaten by a German!

A WHEELY GOOD SHOWSunday then became an invasionof the motorbiking crowd as thelegendary Ace Cafe reunion revvedinto town. I loved walking up and down spotting some – quiteincredible – two wheeled beauties.There was even a bike themed on the Bayeux tapestry. I’ve never quite seen anything like it.

SPOTTED!Spotted (by eagle-eyed Latest 7

reader David Watkins): Blackadderstar and Time Team presenterTony Robinson, who was havinghis photo taken at the warmemorial on the Steine.

SPOTTED!Spotted: Steps lead singer and exercise DVD supremo, Claire Richards, who was filmingon Brighton seafront, at themarina and in The Lanes forGood Morning Britain.

RABBIT RABBITAnd finally, we bring you news that, after a month ofdeliberation, Katie Price hasdecided on a name for hernewborn daughter – her second child with husband Kieran Hayler. The model andbusinesswoman has named her new baby girl ... Bunny!

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Ispend more than half my lifestanding up in front of eitheran audience or a TV camera –and I feel no fear. It was not

always so. For years and years Idreaded having to put myself inthat kind of exposed position; Iwould feel nauseated, sweat andtremble at the very thought of it.School events were a nightmare, Icould do a bit in a school play butnothing with more than a fewlines, or I would freeze. Not sonow. On the contrary ... theproblem is getting me, once I havehit my stride, to shut up.

The fear disappeared when Iwas about 18 and went to ChelseaSchool Of Art. There, I joined amadrigal group. I had always likedsinging and I could read music soit seemed like an ideal way tomeet people.

Pretty soon I could warble myway with the best of them;Dowland, Byrd,Palestrina, Monteverdi,Mozart, and later onbits of 20th Centurystuff that certainly keptme on my toes.

We didn’t perform as such – anoccassional party with friendsbut little more – but it did kill thefear and when, two years later, Iwon a scholarship, I was able toput that fear firmly to rest.

In those days, Thames Televisiongave out a clutch of travelbursaries and I was lucky enoughto win one. It was enough cash totake me to circus school in Londonand Paris, and there the fear oflooking like a fool was turned intoa love of playing the fool.

I could get up in front ofstrangers and act, as my motherwould describe it, the ‘giddy goat’.I loved it. I loved the make-up andcostumes, I loved the trickery, thesilly gait, the buzz of seeing justhow far you could push things andthe desperate scramble back tosafety and/or dignity when youpushed too far.

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much I can get away with. It’s fun,so why not?

Well, there are reasons whynot, as I found out over theweekend. I was on stage onceagain, presenting a live show andhaving fun with my guests andthe audience. In doing so I madethe statement that, as an out-

and-out fatty, I could never bedescribed as being ... well,best not to repeat thereference for fear (once

again) of offending. I hadoffended, though, and I was trulysorry. I had gone a step too farand an apology was required. Irepeat that apology here. I hadnot meant to offend; sincerely notmeant to. It was simply a case ofmouth engaging before brain.

The moment my faux pas hadbeen brought to my attention Iapologised in person, only to betold that my apology was notwanted. I suppose the offendedperson has a right to say that, butit did leave me somewhat adrift ofwhat to do. I was sorry, I am stillsorry – but no amount of mesaying that can actually changewhat happened or what hadcaused the offence.

I apologise that my tactlesshumour, a device that I used totake the mickey out of myself,touched so raw a nerve. In future,I will just describe myself as beinga fatty.

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Brighton Art Fair,supported by Oh Comelymagazine, brings together

over 100 of the bestcontemporary artists from theUK and abroad. The fair takesplace in the beautiful andhistoric Brighton Dome CornExchange in the heart of thecity, and has built a very strongreputation for presentinghighest quality contemporaryartwork in a relaxed, informaland friendly environment.

Brighton Art Fair enables painters,printmakers, ceramicists, photographers andsculptors to present their original and eclecticwork to the public, bringing a personal feel toviewing and to the buying process. Visitorsenjoy meeting the artists and learning abouttheir creative inspirations, techniques andfuture projects. The fair draws in curators,galleries, retailers, collectors and art fans, manylooking for that definitive piece.

Some of the artists have exhibited atBrighton Art Fair before, others are brand newto the event, but all the work is exciting, freshand exceptional. New work to look out forincludes Julie Ball’s exquisite porcelain andwood collages, Annie Blanchet Rouze’s mixedmedia paintings, and Emelie Essel’sembroidered work on silk glass beads. The fairwelcomes back artist Sam Hewitt and hispaintings of urban landscapes, Lilia Umaña-Clarke’s stoneware ceramics inspired by early

South American civilizations,and local artist Sam Lock’s oiland mixed media works.

Brighton Art Fair willintroduce Alun Callender’sproject of environmentalportraits of East Sussexvisual artists, designersand creative types. Alunusually spends a couple ofhours with the subjects intheir studio, to arrange acomposition with a

strong narrative. He will bephotographing approximately 80 peopleand making a series of short films tocomplement the project. Alun wants tocelebrate the diverse creative talent in the area,and is fascinated by how people balance thefine line between creativity and commerce.The project will culminate in an exhibitionand a book.

The show welcomes back the wonderfulartists from Arthouse Meath, a charitableenterprise offering artistic facilities andsupport to adults living with learning andphysical difficulties. The work being producedis raw, honest and properly beautiful, and ithas been wonderful to see Meath expand, nowhaving established its own shop in Godalmingand being asked to exhibit work at many showshere and abroad.

Also of interest will be the artwork of theOutside In artists, based at Pallant HouseGallery in Chichester. Outside In provide aplatform for artists who find it difficult to accessthe art world either because of mental healthissues, disability, health, social circumstance orbecause their work does not conform to what isnormally considered as art. Brighton Art Fair, 26 – 28 September 2014,Brighton Dome Corn Exchange, Church Street,Brighton, BN1 1UG Open: Friday 11am–7.30pm, Saturday10am–6pm, Sunday 10am–5pmTickets: £6.50, children under 14 freewww.brightonartfair.co.uk

THE ART CROWDTalent abounds, as Brighton Art Fair 2014comes to the Brighton Dome Corn Exchange

Jane Walker Peas in a pan

Frances Dohertyrununculuswallplate

Celia Wilkinson

Emma Forrester Golden Swallows And Hyacinths

Chris Murray Blind Man

Flo Snook Fishing Boat at DungenessGuy Holder Cuvee’s hare

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BRITISH & MODERNEUROPEANBARDSLEY’SProbably Brighton’s most popularfish ’n’ chip shop and restaurantwith a large loyal clientele.Traditional and family-run withfavourites and excellent daily fishspecials. Open for lunch anddinner Tuesday to Saturday, it’salso a great party venue. There aremassive fish platters and seasonalseafood, plus vegetarian choices.Fully licensed.Bardsley’s, 22–23a Baker Street,Brighton, BN1 4JN, 01273 681256, www.bardsleys-fishandchips.co.uk

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made fresh to order and everycurry has its own distinctivelyflavoured sauce. Also a widevariety of vegetarian and vegan aswell as gluten and wheat-freedishes. Buffet available11am–3pm Monday to Saturday. Chaula’s, Eastgate House, 6Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP,01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

CHAULA’S BRIGHTONA second venue for this brilliantIndian restaurant is now openhere in Brighton. Superb regionaldishes, fresh tasting and exciting.Chaula and her team breathefresh air into the idea of Indianfood with authentic recipes servedin bright and stylish surroundings.The cooking is executed with alight touch too, no heavy ghee-based sauces here but analtogether healthier approach –but not at the cost of flavour.

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Both delicious and affordable.Buffet available for £6.99; MealDeal for £9.99.Chaula’s, 2–3 Little East Street,Brighton, BN1 1HT, 01273 771661, www.chaulas.co.uk

THE CHILLI PICKLEThe Chilli Pickle is a local favouritewith national standing whichcombines traditional Indianmethods with local produce andan individual style. Their amplethalis spice up a midday meetingor a catch-up with friends, whilethe evening menu offers inventivestreet food, local seafood andtasty regional curries, served in anupbeat and informal atmosphere.The Chilli Pickle featured in theNational Restaurant Awards’ UKtop 100 in 2011-12, and scooped‘Best Casual Dining’ at the 2012British Curry Awards.The Chilli Pickle, 17 Jubilee Square, Brighton 01273 900383,www.thechillipickle.com

THE CHILLI PICKLE CANTEENThe definitive delivery servicefrom The Chilli Pickle launchedthis year. Bold, Indian-inspireddesign, specially commissionedartwork and smart delivery stakeout new ground in home dining.Meanwhile, the menu showcasessome of the restaurant’s familiartouches, with regional curries andhomemade pickles and chutneys,plus superb ice creams.The Chilli Pickle Canteen: orderonline at thechillipicklecanteen.com, 01273 900384

ITALIANDONATELLOFlagship venue of this local family-run business servingexcellent Italian food in stylishsurroundings. Brilliant value mealdeals on blackboards – two courses£7.95 or three for £9.95 – as well asà la carte. The haunt of celebs in

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Autumn harvest has to be my favouritefoodie time of the year, and what betterway to celebrate than with three of myfavourite Brighton chefs. Hosted by

Drakes Hotel in their stylish restaurant, westarted the evening with a great G&T made withSarah Thompson’s delicious Sussex BlackdownGin; my kind of a drink every day of the week.

Down in the dining room the guests wereseated at large sociabletables. This was a sharingevent, sharing the joy ofgreat seasonal food, andpretty soon the roomwas buzzing withanimated conversation,only punctuated by thearrival of a clear chickenand vegetableconsomme. Perfection –crystal clear, packed withflavour and a deliciousstart, as were theselection of bread rolls hot from the kitchen.

Chef number one was Rob Carr, a seniormember of the Hotel du Vin Bistro team on aregional basis. He revisited his InternationalChef Exchange starter, this time giving us twoscotch quail’s eggs with a curry mayonnaise. Itwas a hearty start to the evening and one thatwent down extremely well.

Rob’s dish was served with a glass ofRidgeview Fitzrovia presented by Mardi Roberts,a member of the Ridgeview family team. Thisfine sparkler was served to Barack Obama onhis last state visit to the UK, and Ridgeviewwines were served at the Queen’s DiamondJubilee celebrations – hardly surprising, as theywin medals across the globe.

Drakes’ very own chef Andrew MacKenziewas in charge of the main course, and he too

took inspiration from his ICEx dinner with amain course of veal rump and sweetbreadwhich he served with perfect turnips and achanterelle spätzle that had me smacking mylips with pleasure. MacKenzie can always pull itout of the bag, but this dish was exceptional.With this we drank a great red from the RhoneValley presented by Paul Milne of Enotria, arecent sponsor of the food festival.

Onward todessert – this time,it was the turn ofnew star chefMichael Bremner,whose restaurant64 Degrees wasvoted in at number36 in the NationalRestaurant Awardsafter only beingopen for sevenmonths. Not thatany of us were

suprised by this; far from it. Michael and hisamazing team have been stunning us with finedishes since day one, and right now it is one ofthe hottest restaurants, not only here inBrighton but across the South East. Michaelopens his new 64 Degrees in London’s Pimlicothis month, and I wish him the very best of luck.

For dessert he made us a dish inspired by thechef that he swapped with for ICEx – a vanillapanacotta, blood orange and cake confectionthat was delicious. It was an homage to chefBas Oonk of Basaal in Den Haag, and I waslucky enough to have him and his wife Loes atmy table as guests of the festival.

Enotria treated us to a delicious sparklingwhite, this time sweeted with a dosage of icewine, which was an extraorinarily delicious fizzwith a delicate, perfumed sweetness.

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We finished with a platter of fine Sussexcheeses presented by David Deaves of LaCave a Fromage, and a glass of elderberryport, again from Sarah Thompson.

All in all, a stunning meal in good company,each course punctuated with a post-dishinterview with the chef and wine maker, orpresenter. I left deliciously satisfied, if a little tired from my thoroughly enjoyablehosting duties.

If you would like to know more about future Brighton and Hove Food & DrinkFestival activities, visit:brightonfoodfestival.comParticipating restaurants:Hotel du Vin Bistro, 2–7 Ship Street, Brighton,BN1 1AD, 01273 718588 / www.hotelduvin.comThe Restaurant At Drakes,43–44 MarineParade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934www.therestaurantatdrakes.co.uk64 Degrees, 53 Meeting House Lane, Brighton,BN1 1HB, 01273 770115 / www.64degrees.co.ukLa Cave a Fromage, 34-35 Western Rd, Hove, BN3 1AF, 01273 725500 / www.la-cave.co.ukwww.ridgeview.co.ukwww.blackdowncellar.co.ukwww.enotria.co.uk

Gourmet delights at a Brighton andHove Food & Drink Festival event

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Port has the longest‘official’ history of any wine in the world (the

appellation was created in the Douro in 1756) – butis now trying to secure foritself a solid future, too. Anevent organised this year on the appellation’s anniversary date, 10 September, in the city of Porto, marked the inaugural Port Wine Day and certainly got discussions going. The image of port has traditionally been rather stuffy: an after

dinner drink to be enjoyed over cigars, and most particularly byBritish gentlemen. Is it possible for the industry to leverage thattradition, yet embrace modernity? The governing body, Instituto

dos Vinhos do Douro e do Porto (IVDP), believes so. This body says the port

industry has at least fourstrategies underway for adapting to current consumertrends and habits. First, to garner the interest of the younger generation withdelicious cocktails like Portonic,

and to push fashionable rose port. Next, to hit the ultra-premiummarket with beautifully packaged, limited edition bottles. And theindustry is trying to push port as something to have with, rather than after, a meal (in much the same way as we might pair a firstcourse of foie gras with sweet wine). Perhaps the most exciting initiative is in the category of aged

white ports. There’s one category called Old Tawnies, which areclassified at 10, 20, 30 or 40 years old. But now producers such asSymington, Niepoort and Taylor’s are going back into their cellarsand seeking out aged tawnies which may even be more than 100years old – but very affordable.

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Hello! How has today been treating you?Very well, thanks for asking. And you?

Also well, thank you.You are renowned for having a curious mind.What was the last thing that made you go;“Ooh, I wonder what’s behind that idea?”There’s an advert for a deodorant, I’m not surewhich one, but the thrust of the ad is that thisdeodorant won’t leave marks on your clothes. Itboasts that it’s been proven to be mark free on 100colours. a) I can’t think of 100 colours, b) it alsosays it’s been tested on 120 colours. So basically,it’s scientifically proven to leave a mark on onein every six colours. And this is their advert!

What’s your favourite website in your‘bookmarks’ list?I don’t have one favourite. I have practical sites that I visit regularly to do practical things but the joy is in alighting on the oddities. Recent favourites include two sites that use a narrow focus on a niche interest as a springboard to great essay writing. Theyare http://withbillyconnolly.tumblr.com/ and http://shatnerstoupee.blogspot.co.uk. One of them seeks to decode what it means to beBritish by examining the celebrities present at a 1985 recording of An Audience With BillyConnolly, and the other studies film and TVthrough the prism of William Shatner’schanging hairpieces. You can probably guesswhich one’s which. Genuinely great, passionatewriting on both of them. And not the cheaplaughs you might expect. Sadly, neither havebeen updated in a while, which is why newthings are always sought ...

What is your favourite word? I ask this in the spirit that my favourite word is ‘whoops’,because it means there’s a story either before or after it that’s intriguing.Quidnunc. I am a quidnunc.

Your latest show involves more PowerPointpresentation work, which you have been usingfor years now. If you could make one requestof Microsoft in the next upgrade of the

application, what magic wandinnovation would you add to it?I wouldn’t add anything to it. I’d take stuffaway. I use it because it’s a simple way ofputting information in front of an audience.All the bells and whistles just make things more complicated and less punchy. Simple is good.

So, I know it’s a boringquestion, but can youplease briefly outline what we can expect fromyour latest show?It’s not that it’s a boringquestion ... it’s just one that nobody wants toanswer. Comedy works bysurprising an audience; byhijacking one thought and turning it intoanother. Telling the audience what they canexpect is a way of ruining that. I suppose youcan tell them the topics that will be discussed,but even that’s useless isn’t it? The funniestthings to me are the topics that sound likethey will be the least promising. There’sno point doing comedy about stuffthat’s obviously funny, as there’snothing for a comedian to add.

So ... am I whittling itdown? I’ll be talkingabout stuff that doesn’tsound like it will befunny. But it will be.In reality, people whoneed moreconvincing than thataren’t exactly mytarget audience.I’ve got a friendwho only readsromance novels.She won’t pickthem up unlessthere’s a man in auniform on thecover. Preferablyriding a horse.The first thing shedoes is read theback page to see ifit’s got a happyending. She won’tread the rest of it ifthere isn’t a happyending. If there’s acomedy-goingequivalent –someone who onlygoes if the posterfeatures a man in atie and there’s apromise of at

Investigative-style comedian Dave Gorman talks toVictoria Nangle about PowerPoint, deodorantstatistics, and William Shatner’s hairpieces

least 12 knob jokes – then I’m probably notfor them.

Any more cycling tours on the horizon, or did the last one put you off cycling for a very long time? It hasn’t put me off cycling. I still cycle as my main way of travelling around town. Butit’s a very impractical way of touring. Ingeneral, I don’t book venues; they book me.Like all performers, I’m a gun for hire and I gowhere the work is. That’s why on most toursyou’ll see someone’s performing in Prestonone night and Aberdeen the next. That’s an impractical way of travelling, but it’s thepractical way of putting a tour together. Butwhen you’re travelling by bicycle, the nextshow has to fall within an 80-mile radius. And sometimes, that limits you to two venues.And sometimes they’re both already booked

up on that night ... and so yougo back and try to change theroute ... and suddenly fiveshows you had pencilled inhave to be cancelled as yourebuild it, heading in aslightly different direction,and it drives you nuts. Thatwe managed to make ithappen at all – I did 30 nightson the bounce, averaging 60miles each

day – is ridiculous enough, thank you.

If you were given an evening a week that had been baggsied to do an evening class – has to be an evening class – what would you

like to spend a year learning?Darts. (I’m not sure there is such

a class, but there could be.)

What are your plans for the next 12 months professionally?Well, a third series of Modern Life Is Goodish has been commissioned.

So I’ll do this tour, take a couple of weeks off over Christmas and

then start on that ... which should be finished around this time next year.

So some fluke has meant that you’ve inherited the old

burned-out pier in Brighton.With money no object, what

would you do with it?I’d regenerate it as a traditional

pier, but use it as a cover for a submarine base – from where

I’d launch attacks on the nation’s other piers.

Thank you lots for your time and I look forward immensely to seeing the show. *big grin* Have a great day.No, no. Thank you. And I lookforward to seeing you. And the others.There will be others. Won’t there?

Dave Gorman: Gets Straight To ThePoint (Powerpoint), Brighton ComedyFestival, Concert Hall, Brighton Dome,Saturday 11 October 2014, 8pm, £20,

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musically striking, however, was thechallenging Jonathan Harveyquartet no. 3, with the staccatoswirls and manipulation of theinstruments both technicallyimpressive and an engrossing livespectacle. The Frank Bridge quartetno. 3 was a little more meandering(although the tragic melodies weretenderly rendered), but the encore,featuring a snippet of Beethoven,was a suitably stirring finale.The Old Market, 12 September 2014★★★★★ Joe Fuller

THAT’LL BE THE DAYThe musical juggernaut that is TBTDrolled in once again; more music,more costume changes, more fun.TBTD is a romp through the musicalages, effortlessly flitting fromMotown, hard rock and country &western and all things in between.It’s slick, highly professional andhighly polished. Even the occasionalcomedy skits are in keeping with themusic; tongue in cheek, end of thepier stuff. Stewart Lee it isn’t, but it’sright for the show. And the audiencelapped it up, every last drop. It’sclear the performers work extremelyhard and it pays off. It’s a show foreveryone, and there aren’t many ofthose around.Worthing Pavilion, 14 September 2014★★★★★ Lee Stevens

REVIEWSTHE CAVALERI QUARTETThe opening concert of the superbStrings Attached season was adiverse affair, and first piece, RalphVaughan Williams’ quartet no. 2,truly took off in the secondmovement. The viola themes weredelicately, movingly drawn by AnnBeilby and the playing wasimmaculate across the board. More

LEE MACK: HIT THE ROAD MACK ...Brighton Centre, 22 December 2014,£27.50, 0844 847 1515,www.brightoncentre.co.ukThe multi-award winning star of NotGoing Out, Lee Mack, is going backon the road with his first live tour infour years.

TENORS UNLIMITED: SHOWTHE SUIT WHO’S BOSS!Theatre Royal Brighton, 9 October2014, £21.90/19.90, 0844 871 7650,www.atgtickets.comThe so-called ‘Rat Pack of Opera'due to their wit, charisma and style, Jem Sharples, Scott Cisconand Paul Martin will perform someof their favourite songs in a brandnew show.

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generates. Therewas genuine lovefor these guys, aknowing nod totwo Rock ‘n’ Rolllovers (a bit ofskiffle and boogiewoogie too) whoploughed a new,unrepeatablefurrow; who sawhighs and then relative obscurity, a novelty act from a bygone time.To the informed they were never that, of course – consummateprofessional musicians hibernate, waiting for times and trends tochange. We are now full circle. All the hits bashed out with the samevigour from yesteryear. And you could tell that they were enjoyingthe experience once again too. Unmissable. Gertcha.

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B righton Craft Fair celebrates its thirdbirthday on Saturday 27 September 2014.Expect an abundance of unique

handmade arts and crafts, from local talentedartists and craft creators exhibiting theirhandiwork for you to purchase. The eclecticmix of stalls will leave you spoilt for choice andin awe of the wealth of local talent Brightonhas to offer. It’s all just a stone’s throw fromthe sea, at the gateway to Brighton’s worldfamous and historic South Lanes.

Since its creation three years ago, BrightonCraft Fair has prided itself on placing theiremphasis firmly on its exhibitors. The Fairprovides exhibitors with a platform toshowcase their talent, offering the mostaffordable commercial craft fair stalls andspaces in central Brighton and free promotionvia social media.

Their frenetic social media activity, coupledwith successful fairs, has gained extensivemedia attention with mentions and articles in

Homemaker andCardmaking & Papercraft magazines. The Independent also ranks Brighton Craft Fairin its ‘10 best in the UK’.

Chris Lau and SomanBalan, the two artists andexperienced eventorganisers behind Brighton Craft Fair attributeits success to continually maintaining theircentral focus on exhibitors and their creativity.Chris Lau said: “Without the exhibitors, theirtalent, their creativity and their creations therewould be no Brighton Craft Fair. We owe our

strong following andreputation both locallyand nationally to themand their talents.”

“It was always ourintention to provide amonthly space wherelocal art can make its waydirectly from the artists’hands to the public.Several of our exhibitorstell us that they areregularly commissionedat the Fair. There’ssomething to be saidabout buying locally; notonly are you supportingthe artist and the localeconomy, you’re alsoinvesting in an original,unique creation,” addsSoman Balan.

Those who visit andexhibit at numerous craftfairs across Brighton andHove say that BrightonCraft Fair is “the bestcraft fair in town ... for usit’s the home of art and

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craft in Brighton”. The Fair “has the bestatmosphere” and is “in the loveliest of venues;The Friends Meeting House”. Visitors alsocomment on the friendliness of the organisersand their kindness in providing free hot drinksfor exhibitors, which is a gesture that proves to

be a massive hit. Due topopular demand, BrightonCraft Fair have nowreleased their dates for 2015 on their website andbookings are currentlybeing accepted.

So, venture down toBrighton Craft Fair at theFriends Meeting House on

Ship Street on Saturday 27 September 2014between 11am-5pm, to celebrate three years ofartists and craft creators selling their gorgeouscreations directly to the public. Whilst you’rethere, drop into Brighton Craft Cafe, “the mostvalue for money cafe in the South Lanes”;many tempting sweet and savoury treats, hotand cold drinks will be on offer at temptingprices. Bring your family and friends and makea day of it! Entry is free. For more information about Brighton Craft Fair,visit: www.brightoncraft.co.uk

The eclectic Brighton Craft Fair showcases bespokeart and craftwork from local artists this September

It’s the home of artand craft in Brighton

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ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

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Whilst the major commercialtheatres continue against all the odds to programme excellenttheatre of all kinds, from the

brave and new to the clearly commercial,we should never forget the smaller theatrein our city, professional and, dare I use the word, amateur.

Having seen impressive productions atBrighton Little Theatre on many occassions,notably Steel Magnolias and Canary, I wouldnot hesitate in recommending their newproduction of Abi Morgan’s Lovesong.

“That is the story of our beginning. Andthis is the story of … the end.” Lovesong is a 40-year story of an ordinary love. Youwitness one pivotal week in 60-somethingmarried couple Billy and Maggie’s lives,whilst in flashback you see their youngerselves over several years, much earlier intheir marriage. Then, as terminally ill Maggie

faces the end, time becomes more fluid and thecouples collide and intertwine in this beautifuland haunting tale. All relationships have theirups and downs; the optimism of youthbecomes the wisdom of experience. Love is a leap of faith. Leap with me.

Lovesong was first performed in a highlyacclaimed production by Frantic Assembly in2011, and Brighton Little Theatre’s productionwill be one of its first amateur productions.Brighton Little Theatre’s production will usedrama, mime, movement, dance and somesinging to tell the story of Maggie and Billy’s life in 90 minutes. It also features someoriginally recorded pieces from Sam Rivers and cast member Frank McHugh, who will also be performing live music in the bar after the end of the show.

Abi Morgan’s writing for the screen includesThe Invisible Woman, the Margaret Thatcherfilm Iron Lady starring Meryl Streep, theflagship BBC TV drama The Hour, the BAFTAaward-winning drama Sex Traffic (Channel 4)and Shame (co-written with Steve McQueen).Her writing for the stage includes The Night Is Darkest Before The Dawn (part of the Tricycle Theatre’s Great Game season), Fugee (NT New Connections), Tender(Hampstead), Splendour (Paines Plough) and Tiny Dynamite (Frantic Assembly).

The cast includes Ann Atkins as OlderMaggie, Mike Skinner as Older Billy, CicelyWhitehead as Younger Maggie and FrankMcHugh as Younger Billy, and is directed bySteven Adams and Tess Gill. Steven’s recentproductions at BLT include the amateurpremiere of Jonathan Harvey's Canaryand an extremely well received production of The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobelast Christmas. Tess directed Loveplay by Moira Buffini, which won Best OverallProduction in the 2013 Brighton and Hove Art Council Drama Awards, and earlier this

year a joyous production of Daisy Pulls It Off.Steven says: “I first read Lovesong just

a few months ago and I knew instantly that this was a play I had to direct. It isbeautifully written, with a simple rhythmand a lyrical nature. It is very sparse ondetail but richly layered with feeling andemotions. It has very little story or plot, but still says so much about the humancondition, the desire to be loved, the need for companionship and the intricacies of the heart.”

Lovesong is Brighton Little Theatre’s entry in the 2014 Brighton & Hove ArtsCouncil’s (BHAC) Drama Awards.Lovesong, 23 - 27 September, Brighton Little Theatre, 0844 888 0432www.brightonlittletheatre.com

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Most excitingly (or not, if you aren’t a fan!), this week on PostFeature Joseph and I shall be reviewing Magic In The Moonlight, the new Woody Allen film. It stars two of my favourite people (Colin Firth and

Emma Stone) – actually, lots of my favourite people! The film looks to be a great romp, set in the ’20s and based

around a stuffy Englishman’s attempts to debunk a rathercharming young American ‘psychic’. Of course, we can all seewhere this is going … I am one of the supposed minority who findsmodern Woody Allen films far more appealing than the earlier‘classics’. Blue Jasmine (2013),Midnight In Paris (2011), VickyChristina Barcelona (2008) andMatch Point (2005) are all filmsthat I enjoyed hugely, despitethe difference in styles andhumour, whilst his earlier workfor me seems a little laboured, a little too focused on beingdeep and introspective and a little too … well, there is only so much Woody Allen one girl can take on the screen!

The second film for this week is This Is Where I Leave You, acomedy drama based around a pugnacious family’s reunion,directed by Shawn Levy. Levy is one of the most commerciallysuccessful directors of the past decade, with films having grossedover $2 billion at the worldwide box office. His work includesCheaper By The Dozen, Just Married, Night At The Museum andThe Internship … not exactly ‘awards bait’, I’ll grant you, but they clearly do well and definitely have an audience. I am ratherenamored with his 2010 film Date Night, staring Tina Fey, who I would gladly watch reading the phone book as I’m sure I would be laughing heartily along. Fey is also part of the ensemble in This Is Where I Leave You, along with Jason Bateman, Jane Fonda, Rose Bryne and Adam Driver (who is normally found in mumblecore films and the HBO series Girls, so it will beinteresting to see how he fares in this).

This Sunday’s FilmFest is a special treat for anyone who is a fanof horror, gore or humour: we have an exclusive, feature lengthedition of the multi-award winning The Bloody Mary Show! It haspreviously only been shown as short ‘webisodes’, so we havepulled off quite the coup to have it on LatestTV!

Our house isdominatedby Gilbertand George.

No, not the famous‘art for all’ artisticduo, but our twoover-indulged,permanently in-your-face cats. So – unsurprisingly– we have a particular affection for the work of Brighton artistand fellow feline-lover Eve Poland, with ‘Is this it?’ currentlyglaring down at us from our living room wall as a constantreminder to stock up on Sheba.

With only a year’s formal art training, Eve’s is a natural andapparently precocious talent – she had her first exhibition at theage of four in Brighton Library. Her passion for prints led to Evetaking a screenprinting course and now she produces her owneditions. They start with a doodle that may have been inspiredby a photo or the sight of her own posturing pets. That’s worked up into an ink drawing, which Eve then transfers to

the computer. But she is no digital perfectionist,preferring the differences that can occur from thescreenprinting process. We love Eve’s bold, graphicstyle, wickedly acuteobservation and elegant wit. She’s also cornered the ‘kinky lady’ market. See more of her work at evepoland.com.

Don’t miss: It’s BrightonArt Fair this week, so head

to The Corn Exchange from Friday 26 to Sunday 28 September to come face to face with the mostamazing gathering of artists – manylocal. If you make your way to stand92, congratulate Leila Godden onbeing recently accepted as anassociate member of the UnitedSociety of Artists. Her dramaticseascapes and abstracts are set to make a stunning contrast to the work of her stand buddy – and fellow Chalk Gallery (Lewes)artist – Louisa Crispin, whosebeautifully intricate drawings are inspired by the natural world.www.artymagazines.com

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Victoria NangleCOMEDY

Know how to make a comedy nightout make you feel even better? Makeit a charity fundraiser comedy nightout! As much as the idea of a ‘Big

Society’ grates as a cop out from agovernment using new words to say it’s outof its depth, it is heartening to see so manyentertainment bookers turning their hands tohelping out charities – big and small, as beltsgot pulled ever more tighter.

Perfect case in point: this week sees thereturn of Cardiac Comedy with its secondouting (Komedia, Wednesday 24 September,8pm, £13) for The British Heart Foundation.Mixing big names like Angela Barnes – asseen on C4’s Stand Up For The Week, as wellas Mock the Week – with exciting local talent

like Sean McLoughlan – one towatch at the EdinburghFringe this year – alongwith Rudi Lickwood,Gerry Kyei, and MC andorganiser Dave Blood.

The British HeartFoundation may bea big organisation,but it needssupport as much

as any other, and to be honest

will have helpedpretty much all of us along the way at some point.

In October, TheBrighton Comedy

Festival greets us with its customaryOpening Night Gala In Aid Of Sussex Beacon(Concert Hall, Brighton Dome, Friday 10October, 8pm, £25). Having Alan Carr as apatron has never done it any harm at all,although this year it is hosted not by thetoothy one, but by the marvellous AdamHills instead. Perhaps hosting duties aretied in with how much a comic is seen onChannel 4 in any calendar year ...

Joining Hills in the line-up are Rich Hall,Josh Widdicombe and RomeshRanganathan. Actually, RR is a very activecharity chappie in October, as you can alsocatch him on the bill of Big Cheer ForAmaze (Komedia, Thursday 16 October,8pm, £16) with Angela Barnes (doing hergood deed again – thank you, lady), JustinMoorhouse and others. And in case youwere wondering, Amaze is a brilliant Sussexcharity providing support for local familieswith children and young people withspecial educational needs and disabilities.

Plus, of course, every month sees CharityChuckle at Komedia, fighting the good fightfor those that help others all the yearround, and having had a truly cracking run in the Edinburgh Fringe this year for the first time. And in case you werewondering, October’s headliner is Nathan Caton (14 October, 8pm, £10/5).

It’s not December yet, but it blimmin’ well‘tis the season to be jolly. Spread goodwill toall and dig deep. Ho ho ho.www.komedia.co.uk/brightonwww.brightoncomedyfestival.co.uk

GIVE A LITTLE LOVE ...Laughter is good for the soul, but it can also be very goodfor your karma with these fabulous charity nights

EVENT: SPEAKY SPOKEYA literary cabaret entertainment of shortstories, music, performance poetry and film.This month includes the launch of the newlypublished collection of 100 word shortstories by Felstead and Waddell, House Paintand Other Stories; fun, entertaining, a bitweird? And Bethan Roberts reading from herfantastic new book, Mother Island. Latest Music Bar, Fri 26 Sept, 7.30pm, £7/5 or £15 food & show

EVENT: THE AXIS OF AWESOME: VIVA LA VIDA LOCA LAS VEGASThe Axis of Awesome are the World's MostAwesomest Comedy Band. They have over60 million hits on YouTube and have touredthe world all over the place. Now they’rehere. Bam!Komedia, Tues 23 Sept, 8pm, £12/10

ART: TO THE TREES: A CHANGING OF HOMEAn exhibition of paintings, drawings andphotographs by artist Jennifer Hooperinspired by a nine-week residency atComunidad Inti Wara Yassi, Bolivia’s leadingorganisation in wildlife rights and care.ONCA Gallery, 14 St. George’s Place,Brighton, 01273 958291. Until 12 Oct.

ART: MATT REDMAN‘More Than Just An Example Of AnExhibition’ is the first in a series of sevenmonthly exhibitions at this avant-gardecontemporary art space; with JCHP, MathewSawyer, Abigail Jones, Jonathan Swain and two more to be announced.Neue Froth Kunsthalle, 22 Oriental Place(entrance at rear on Montpelier Road). 27 Sept-17 Oct


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music / clubs

bound to find a track to strut yourstuff to.Pryzm Brighton, Fri 26 Sept,10.30pm, £6/4

DJ FRESH After an insane festival seasonover the summer, DJ Fresh comesto Brighton for an intimate showthat is guaranteed to blow

SOUL & MOTOWN WITH THE SOUL SURVIVORSThe Soul Survivors are backwith two rooms of non-stopsoul and motown action. Getyour groove on, and travel backto a time of cool crooners andmagical vocals.The View, Fri 26 Sept, 9.30pm, £8/5

JACK DANIEL’S BIRTHDAYAnything for a slice of cake anda reason to celebrate, eh? Threerooms of tunes – house/EDM/mash-ups/club in pryzm,r’n’b/hip hop/funky in curve,and retro classic in disco. You’re

Digital’s roof off!Digital, Thurs 25 Sept, 11pm,£19.50/17.50

BASTARD POPThe Bastard Pop mash-up of pop,electro, dubstep, hip hop anddrum & bass is delivered to you inall its filthy lucre by residentjockey of discs, Milton. Audio Thurs 25 Sept, 11pm, £3/2

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Another week and another greatmusic chart for you! Listen onlineto get your favourite to the topand to submit your own tracks.

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1 Mirika Legs 4 Africa

2 JJ Symon Sound The Alarm

3 Dirty Weekend In Brighton Ben Sherman (Style ManFrom Brighton)

4 Black Rooster Black ShagAmsterdam

5 Dirty Weekend In Brighton‘Frankie’

6 Dirty Weekend In BrightonDirty Weekend In Brighton

7 The Last Cry Rebekka

8 Swarf Parlour Tricks

9 ImbiumGhecko The Miff Funk

10 La Lunalight

11 tenek If I Should Fall - EP version

12 Vortex GeneratorRegenerate

13 Freudstein Sister Sleaze

14 Alexxa B Cocoon Me

15 Flapper Tunes

16 Izzy Beautiful

17 tenek State Of Mind

18 Chaos Borne I Will

19 breakinbear Breeze

20 Drewvis Estoy Esperando

From the short butreverential and harmonydrenched opening of ‘AuxArmes’ to follow up track

‘Donkey’, new band Famy lay outthe template for their big andspacious sound amalgamatingsome of the folk grit of Mumford& Sons, the tribalistic indie-folkband Local Natives, formertouring buddies Wu Lyf, and thereverb-drenched and mournfullyepic Glasvegas. But, they are aband who aren’t part of anyparticular scene, and thatcombined with weird andwonderful backgrounds hasinevitably helped them tofashion something altogetherfresh, and both contemplativeand invigorating.

“We all met in the south ofFrance”, says Arthur, whosebrother Bruce is also in

the band, along with Luca MariaGalbiati. "We all moved there atdifferent times in our lives and metat school around the turn of themillennium. We grew up in thesouth of France, and then movedto London at different points,around recording the album. Thatis where our influences come from;I guess we are a rock band thatcomes from the south of France!”

Their debut album, We FamEcono, was recorded in a church in Gloucestershire, a consciousattempt to capture the spaciousand cavernous sonics of theirsound. “We recorded our album in the summer of 2012 but, forvarious reasons, we weren’t ableto put it out until now. It is quitefrustrating, but it is a record wereally believe in and is a nicereflection of where we were at

that time. I still listen to it.”

Their backgrounds are veryunusual, and although they sounda little like a modern day Americanor British indie-folk band, they havespent very little time in this countryup until recently. But their Frenchbackgrounds are obvious, not leastvia the band’s name … “Initially wethought about ‘Family’, but therewere loads of bands called that, sowe changed it to ‘Famy’, which isFrench for family.

“Luke is Italian, and me and mybrother are English-Indian. Andwe're bilingual; our opening trackis in French – a Marseille footballchant – and a little take from theFrench national anthem. It wascovered by Serge Gainsbourg ...and us!”

Another oddity about the bandis their love of American punklegends Minutemen, who featuredMike Watt in the band, asubsequent member of the evenmore legendary The Stooges. “Weare inspired by the Minutemen;they released a documentary thatwas called We Jam Econo, so we(very cleverly) called our albumWe Fam Econo. We sound nothinglike them … but that was thepoint. The Minutemen’s idea ofpunk was like no one else’s idea;they played their songs and gotspat on. It is a little how we feel,we don’t feel we fit in anywhere inLondon, and we made a recordthat sounds like a punk record, butprobably not for anyone else. Wehaven’t been spat on yet, though!”Famy at The Hope, Wed 24 Sept,8pm, free

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It’s the last few days in NYC. Has anyonefigured out yet why any of them werethere in the first place? Me neither. Thisweek’s attempt at asserting the boys’

masculine athleticism sees them on jet skis.We appear to have run out of tokenAmerican sports to play, so now we haveresorted to doing something that normallywould take place on an all-inclusive holidayin Bermuda.

Steph is all a-glow about Stevie. She isgushing like a wayward sewage pipe. Sheexplains to Lucy that Stevie is going to havea chat with Billie about it all and sort it out.“He would never lie,” says Steph. So, by the

end of the episode, he will have lied. Small Sam’s advice to Wheeze, in the impending approach of her trans-

atlantic separation from Alik, is to “make him a collage”. Then he orders agreat big banana (split).

Binky and Lucy meet up and slag off Our National Mother, Her EminenceThe Statue Of Liberty. They’re all “she’s not that great”. Watch yourtongues, you little madams. Will YOU ever have a 305 foot aqua-marinecoloured statue erected on a private island, dedicated to YOU? Will you? Iapologise on behalf of Great Britain, sweet sweet lady.

Amidst the lavender, Billie awaits Stevie, who arrives wearing a linenshirt the colour of sick. He lies to her about kissing Steph.

Jamie has spent $700 on a helmet that helps you not to lose hair. Let’s alltake a second to mull over that, shall we …

Alik and Wheeze are trying to recreate the pottery scene from Ghost, butwith paint. He is all, “I can’t imagine not having you near me”, and, “yourock my world, sugar”. Hideous!

Hello? What is this? Proudlock and Lucy, flirty flirty on a roof? On MarkFrancis’ boat party, Wheeze goes to kiss him and he leaves her hanging.You are SUCH a bitch, MF. Don’t ever change! Stevie is now wearing atangerine blazer, which is not an improvement on the sick coloured linenshirt from earlier. It makes him look a bit like a sad reject from ‘OK Go’!

There’s a lot of banter about Jamie getting it on with Carson, but I’m notconvinced it’s just banter. Just imagine – Carson with his eye tattoo, Jamiewith his Peter Pan tattoo … they could take over the world!

Alik carelessly informs Jamie that Lucy and Proudlock have been hookingup. Jamie is furious and so confronts them. Turns out they HAVE kissed! Notonce, not twice, but thrice! Three times a lady! Now, I hate to toot my ownhorn, but I predicted these two would get it on. They’re the only two whoactually don’t see love and relationships as a dirty poisonous game.

Alik is standing at the stern of the boat with Wheeze, grabs her cheeksand says, “I love ya baby”. Everyone else gathers on the overlooking deckand cheer at the lovers. But this is a bad omen, let’s face it, seeing that theyall did that to Lucy and Jamie at Christmas and then again to Binky andAlex last spring. And look where those relationships ended – in shatteredyuletide dreams and adulterous fornicative orgies.Andrew’s blog can be read at drewjbullock.wordpress.com

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It is frankly terrifying how dependentwe have become, as a nation, ontechnology. There are many whosemobile phones seem like a freakish

extension to their thumbs; distant cousinsperhaps to those who share a creepilysymbiotic relationship with Facebook. Ofcourse for every technophile there is atechnophobe. The cantankerous, often(but not necessarily) older being, offeringsuch pearls of wisdom as; “I don’t needone of these smart–like phones with allthis app nonsense, my old phone servesme fine,” and, “I remember when kidsused to play outside, not spend their

life on one of these Nintendo-X-Station gizmos”. Thankfully I am not of the latter group. I love technology. I revel in

technology. I just don’t trust technology. Though I consider myself fairlytechnologically savvy, I am convinced that technology instinctively knowsthe upper limits of my understanding, and exploits it frequently. Too addto my frustrations at the failing of all things electrical, there seems toalways be some numpty on hand to suggest I “try turning it off and onagain,” or “give it a smack”. Such ignorance and brutal savagery arounddelicate components, whilst making me feel better by comparison, does little to help the situation.

The uselessness of man whenfaced with technological tasks wasbeautifully highlighted in the lastfew weeks by two tasks integral tothe filming of Bored Gamers. Thefirst involved the wiring of a gamesconsole so it may be played liveand simultaneously recorded forlater broadcast. In reality, such a seemingly feasible feat requires moreboxes, gadgets, gizmos and cables than I have ever seen. Even now Icouldn’t tell you what these all did. I believe one box up-scales the signalwhilst another down-scales it, but then I could be making this all up. I doknow the day put aside for testing this was an unequivocal nightmare oftechnological failure. This nightmare was repeated when, shortly beforefilming our second episode, the mega drive (an integral part of the show)refused to turn on. All the aforementioned considered, it is embarrassing,and not without a smidgen of irony, that the first problem was eventuallyfixed by turning one of the connected boxes “off and on again” and thelatter issue by punching the retro console. Still, after a week or two of being held hostage by circuit boards and components, all’s well that ends well ... at least ’til next week!Bored Gamers is an hour-long weekly show on all things gaming. Tune in to see it on Latest TV at 9pm every Friday night.

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I Married The Waiter: Love In The SunITV1, 9pmJust at the point when your textmessaging affair with that chapfrom the holiday resort you metthis summer may be on the wain,along comes this documentary tobolster hope and romance.Following British women from arange of backgrounds and ages,telling their swoony stories.

Ramsay’s Costa DelNightmaresChannel 4, 9pmNo wonder Gordon always looksso haggard – with all of thesenightmares it’s a wonder he getsany sleep at all! Boom! Boom!Anyway, the sweary grumpy onevisits a restaurant in Fuengirola,on the Costa del Sol which isempty and dated with the kidsitching to take over.

Masters Of SexMore4, 10pmThe pioneers of sexual researchkeep on digging, whilst blurringthe lines of ethical acceptability.Well, if no one’s done it beforeyou don’t know if it’s wrong untilsomeone tells you off! Masterstreats a couple privately forinfertility without disclosing hisown personal relationship tothem. And Libby is shaken.

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BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00 FreeSpeech 9.00 Don’t Tell TheBride 10.00 Bad Education10.30 EastEnders 11.00Family Guy 11.25 FamilyGuy 11.45 American Dad!12.10am American Dad!12.30 Bad Education 1.00 Don’t Tell The Bride2.00 Free Speech 3.00 Don’t Tell The Bride 5.30 Close

BBC47.30pm Great BritishRailway Journeys 8.00World War I At Home 8.30Secret Life Of Books 9.00Hurricanes And Heatwaves:Highs And Lows Of BritishWeather 10.00 MagnificentMachines: The Golden AgeOf The British Sports Car11.00 Yellowstone 12.00am Natural World:Grizzlies Of Alaska

ITV211.25am The MillionaireMatchmaker 12.15pmEmmerdale 12.50Coronation Street (x2) 1.50Jeremy Kyle (x3) 5.05 RealHousewives Of Beverly Hills(x2) 7.00 FILM: DespicableMe (2010) 9.00 Tricked10.00 FILM: Keith Lemon:The Film (2012) 11.50Celebrity Juice 12.35amTwo And A Half Men (x4)

ITV31.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 TheRoyal 3.05 The AdventuresOf Sherlock Holmes 4.20Barbara 4.50 Never TheTwain 5.25 On The Buses5.55 Heartbeat 7.00Murder, She Wrote 8.00Midsomer Murders 10.00 Trial And Retribution11.00 William And Mary12.05am The AdventuresOf Sherlock Holmes

E44.00pm The TomorrowPeople 5.00 How I MetYour Mother (x2) 6.00 TheBig Bang Theory (x2) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 How I MetYour Mother (x2) 8.30 HowI Met Your Mother 9.00New Girl 9.30 The MindyProject 10.00 Tattoos AfterDark (x2) 11.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 12.00am Almost Royal

More412.55pm Time Team 2.00Come Dine With Me (x4)4.10 Shipping Wars 4.40 APlace In The Sun: Home OrAway (x2) 6.50 CouplesCome Dine With Me 7.55Grand Designs 9.00 BuildingThe Dream 10.00 MastersOf Sex. See highlights.11.15 Gogglebox 12.25am Couples ComeDine With Me

Film411.00am King And Country(1964) 12.45pm AnInspector Calls (1954) 2.20The Andromeda Strain(1971) 4.55 Drums AlongThe Mohawk (1939) 7.00Star Trek III: The Search ForSpock (1984) 9.00 The ThreeMusketeers (2011) 11.10Neighboring Sounds (2012)1.45am Wish You WereHere (1987) 3.45 Close

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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 Will AndGrace 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35The King Of Queens 8.00 EverybodyLoves Raymond 8.30 Everybody LovesRaymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover BossCanada 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Four In A Bed 12.35 Four In A Bed 1.05 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Holly picks up thepieces and desperate Patrick turns to Maxine - but will she agree to help him? 7.00 Channel 4 News8.00 Dogs: Their Secret Lives Mark Evans presents this live andinteractive programme thatexclusively reveals the results of theonline survey. Mark is joined by apanel of experts to tackle viewers’questions using surveillance filmingand the latest science. With helpfrom the UK’s leading behaviourists,he analyses footage of what viewers’dogs get up to. 9.00 Ramsays Costa DelNightmares See highlights.10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown Comedy versionof the words and numbers quiz withhost Jimmy Carr. Team captains SeanLock and Jon Richardson are joinedby guests Vic Reeves and Jo Brand.Adam Buxton is in Dictionary Cornerwith Susie Dent.11.00 Educating The East EndSeries looking at life at FrederickBremer School in Walthamstow, East London.12.00am Pokerstars.com PCA12.55 NFL: Hard Knocks 1.50 KOTVBoxing Weekly 2.20 The GreatScottish 3.15 Street Velodrome 4.10 British GT 4.40 Trans World Sport 5.35 Ironman

Channel Five6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Ben And Holly’sLittle Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. MenShow 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.50 BananasIn Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 1.15Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Carolina Moon(2007) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Connie mustfinally decide on the best place forDarcy – will she let her stay with herfather and brother?6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 Meerkat Manor Documentary.7.30 The Secret Life Of PetsDocumentary series exploring theway in which we live with, care forand rely upon our pets.8.00 James Bulger: Britain’sWorst Crimes Documentary. Themother of two-year-old James Bulgerreflects on the murder of her son byyoung friends Jon Venables andRobert Thompson in 1993.9.00 CSI: Crime SceneInvestigation Drama series. GeneSimmons, bassist and co-founder ofthe hard rock band KISS, becomes asuspect in the case of a groupiefound dead in the back of a limo.10.00 Secrets And Lies Australiandrama series focusing on a familyman whose unremarkable life isturned upside down when hestumbles across the body of a smallboy during his morning run. 11.00 Law And Order: SpecialVictims Unit Police drama series. 11.55 Law And Order: SpecialVictims Unit Police drama series. 12.40am True Crimes: The First 72Hours 1.05 SuperCasino 3.10 OnceUpon A Time 4.00 Michaela’s WildChallenge 4.20 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3)

BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Caught Red Handed 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 A Taste Of Britain 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless

6.00 BBC News At Six6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show 7.30 EastEnders Shirley is horrifiedwhen a familiar face turns up at theVic. A drunken Dean makes anunexpected proposition to Tosh.7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 Holby City Hospital drama.Serena struggles to cope with herincreasingly volatile mother. Jac andElliot clash over an experimentalHerzig procedure. 9.00 The Driver The Driver.10.00 BBC News At Ten10.25 South East Today 10.35 Cat Wars Documentarymeeting people on both sides of thefeline divide to find out what reallygets people so worked up about thehumble moggy. Cats are the mostpopular companion animals in thewestern world. This is great news for cat lovers but for those who seefelis silvestris catus as nothing morethan a garden pest it can feel like an epidemic. 11.25 FILM: Mad City (1997)Starring Dustin Hoffman, JohnTravolta, Mia Kirshner, Alan Alda.Dramatic critique of the modernmedia in which a disgruntled ex-employee attempts to get his old job back at a city museum by takingover the building at gunpoint. 1.10am Weather For The WeekAhead 1.15 BBC News

6.00am Latest Homes Live8.00 Brighton Lights8.30 Newspapers 9.00 The Vote 9.30 Cook It!10.00 Latest Homes Live12.00pm Brighton Lights12.30 Newspapers1.00 The Vote 1.30 Cook It!2.00 Ancient Egypt2.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur &Worthing3.00 Latest Homes Live5.00 Ancient Egypt5.30 Cook It!6.00 News The latest local newsplus national updates.6.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur &Worthing Show7.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 7.30 News The latest local newsplus national updates.8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics and theupcoming key elections for our future.Expect heated debates as Brightondecides on Latest TV!8.30 Cook It! Andrew Kay’s weekly‘how to’ cookery programme.9.00 Ordinary Lives9.30 Q-Tube10.00 Brighton Lights10.30 News The latest local newsplus national updates.11.00 Q-Tube Pride Special12.00am News 12.30 MikeMendoza’s Adur & Worthing Show1.00 Best Of Brighton Lights 1.30News 2.00 The Vote 2.30 Cook It!3.00 Ordinary Lives 3.30 Q-Tube 4.00Brighton Lights 4.30 News 5.00 Q-Tube Pride Special

BBC26.05am Homes Under The Hammer7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50Caught Red Handed 8.20 AnimalSaints And Sinners 9.05 A Bear WithA Bounty - Natural World 10.05 Food& Drink 10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBCNews 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm The Daily Politics 1.00 FredDibnah’s World Of Steam, Steel AndStone 1.30 Cash In The Attic 2.00 Daily Politics 3.45 Coast 4.00 Great British Railway Journeys 4.30 Pressure Pad 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osmanpresents the fast-paced quiz show.6.30 Eggheads General knowledgequiz show.7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road TripCelebrities join the Antiques RoadShow for a treasure hunting tripacross the UK.8.00 £100k House: Tricks Of The Trade That’s a posh house! Betit’s nice inside.9.00 The Motorway: Life In TheFast Lane VroooOOOOOMMMM!10.00 Later Live... With JoolsHolland Music of the live persuasionknocking your Autumn socks off.10.30 Newsnight In-depth investigation and analysis of the stories behind the day’sheadlines with Emily Maitlis. Laura Kuenssberg is at the LabourConference in Manchester.11.20 Today At ConferenceConference highlights.11.50 Hotel India Documentaryseries going behind the scenes ofIndia’s oldest and most famous hotel,the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel. The Taj iswhere the super-rich come to betreated like the Maharajahs of India’spast, in a city where half of thepopulation still lives below thepoverty line.12.50am Sign Zone: The Two Amigos:A Gaucho Adventure 4.00 Around The World In 80 Faiths5.00 Same But Different

ITV16.00am Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 10.55 ITV News 11.00 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal 3.00 The Alan Titchmarsh Show 4.00 Who’s Doing The Dishes? 5.00 The Chase

6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Megan is worried. Moira lashes outafter Adam is sentenced. 8.00 Long Lost Family: WhatHappened Next Second of threeprogrammes in which Davina McCalland Nicky Campbell follow up nine ofthe most extraordinary searches inthe series. This edition features threewomen who were determined totrack down a family member,whatever the cost. Sarah Gale wasreunited with her birth mother Susan,who lives in South Africa. Sarah didnot tell her adoptive parents abouther search, and four years on fromher reunion with Susan, her twomothers meet for the very first time. 9.00 I Married The Waiter: Love In The Sun See highlights.10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 FILM: State Of Play (2009)Starring Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck,Helen Mirren, Rachel McAdams,Robin Wright Penn. Political thrillerabout a journalist’s suspicionsconcerning the death of aCongressman’s mistress. He tries touncover the truth but walks into acover-up of huge proportions, withbillions of dollars - and a politicalcareer – at stake.12.55am Jackpot247 3.00 LooseWomen 3.45 ITV Nightscreen5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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The Great British Bake OffBBC1, 8pmIt’s all about the dough – again!The hopeful bakers are chargedwith the task of making enrichedsweet fruit loaves for theirsignature challenge. Yum! Thenthe technical challenge pushesthem to cross bread with pastryand create some rather tastyEastern European delights. Meland Sue will be in smelly heaven.

The Men With Many WivesChannel 4, 10pmPermitted under Sharia law, evenif it is illegal under British law,polygamy has always been anintriguing idea. This documentaryestimates that there are as manyas 20,000 polygamous marriagesamongst British Muslims, andconsiders what it is that drivesthe search for another wife. Is itdesire or tradition?

Oh You Pretty Things: TheStory Of Music And FashionBBC4, 9pmFrom the British Invasion of the1960s, to Cool Brittania, and morerecently too – there’s been aconnection between Britishmusic and fashion that we’verather enjoyed sharing with theworld. Lauren Laverne narratesthis documentary tripping frompunk to Mary Quant.

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Sky One6.00am The Real A&E (x2)7.00 Futurama (x4) 9.00NCIS: Los Angeles (x2)11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2)1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 3.00 Airline 3.30 Glee4.30 Futurama (x4) 6.30The Simpsons (x2) 7.30FILM: Mrs Doubtfire (1993)10.00 Legends 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

BBC37.00pm World’s CraziestFools (x2) 8.00 Traffic Cops9.00 Live At The Apollo (x2)10.00 Life And Death Row11.25 Family Guy 11.45Family Guy 12.05amAmerican Dad! (x2) 12.50Bad Education 1.20 TheTruth About Skunk 2.15World’s Craziest Fools 2.45Josh 3.00 The Truth AboutSkunk 5.30 Close

BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Great British RailwayJourneys 8.00 Britain OnFilm 8.30 The Wonder OfAnimals 9.00 Oh You PrettyThings: The Story Of MusicAnd Fashion. Seehighlights. 10.00 Versailles:The Dream Of A King 11.00 British Art At War:Bomberg, Sickert And Nash12.00am Byzantium

ITV212.15pm Emmerdale 1.20You’ve Been Framed! 1.50The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3)5.05 The Real HousewivesOf Beverly Hills (x2) 7.00You’ve Been Framed! (x2)8.00 FILM: Evan Almighty(2007) 10.00 The Job Lot10.30 Plebs (x2) 11.35 Release The Hounds12.35am Two And A HalfMen (x3) 1.45 Dads

ITV31.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 TheRoyal 3.05 The AdventuresOf Sherlock Holmes 4.15Barbara 4.50 Never TheTwain 5.20 On The Buses5.55 Heartbeat 7.00Murder, She Wrote 8.00Wycliffe 9.00 Long LostFamily 10.00 City Lights11.00 William And Mary12.05am The SpecsaversCrime Thriller Club

E43.00pm Melissa & Joey3.30 Rules Of Engagement4.00 The Tomorrow People5.00 How I Met YourMother (x2) 6.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 How I MetYour Mother 8.00 FILM:The Karate Kid (2010)10.50 Glue 11.55 The BigBang Theory 12.25am TheBig Bang Theory

More44.10pm Shipping Wars4.40 A Place In The Sun:Home Or Away (x2) 6.50Couples Come Dine WithMe 7.55 Grand Designs9.00 Treasures Decoded10.00 8 Out Of 10 CatsDoes Countdown 11.05Was It Something I Said?11.40 Gogglebox 12.45am 8 Out Of 10 CatsDoes Countdown

Film411.00am Murphy’s War(1971) 1.10pm TheLadykillers (1955) 3.00Hombre (1967) 5.10 TheBlack Arrow (1948) 6.40 Star Trek IV: TheVoyage Home (1986) 9.00 He’s Just Not ThatInto You (2008) 11.30 Top Gun (1986)1.40am Fish Story (2009)4.00 Close

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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 Will AndGrace 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35The King Of Queens 8.00 EverybodyLoves Raymond 8.30 Everybody LovesRaymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover BossCanada 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Four In A Bed 12.35 Four In ABed 1.05 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons6.30 Hollyoaks Maxine realisesshe’s made a terrible mistake. Carmeldecides to do things her way butends up reeling about what she finds. 7.00 Channel 4 News8.00 Double Your House For Half The Money In the pretty villageof Bow Brickhill, near Milton Keynes,Sarah meets Russell and Karmel, whodesperately need more space andwant to convert their tiny two bedchocolate box cottage into a bigger house. 9.00 Grand Designs Seriesfollowing bold housing projects.Patrick Bradley, a young farmer andarchitect, has come up with a £100khouse design the like of which hasnever been seen before in his nativeNorthern Ireland. It’s to be built out offour 45-foot shipping containers,welded together to form a giant crossand cantilevered over the top of astream at a beautiful secluded spoton the family farm. 10.00 The Men With Many WivesSee highlights.11.00 999: What’s YourEmergency? Documentary seriesfollowing the emergency services. 12.00am MUSIC ON 4: Four To TheFloor 12.30 FILM: Adam And Paul(2003) 2.00 FILM: The Lady Vanishes(1979) 3.40 Sarah Beeny’s SellingHouses 4.40 Simply Italian5.05 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five6.00 – 6.55am Children’s television6.55 Pip Ahoy! 7.10 Ben And Holly’sLittle Kingdom 7.20 The Mr. MenShow 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35Toby’s Travelling Circus 8.50 BananasIn Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Britain’s Craziest Commutes 1.15Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Defending OurKids: The Julie Posey Story (2003)5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away With Heathgone, Phoebe and Brax battle it outfor his flat. 6.30 5 News Tonight7.00 Police InterceptorsDocumentary series profiling thework of a high-speed policeinterception unit in South Yorkshire. 8.00 The Nightmare NeighbourNext Door Documentary seriesabout Britain’s feuding neighbours,using CCTV footage and materialfrom victims’ own cameras. Thie firstepisode of the new series.9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary seriesrevealing the work of bailiffs andrepossession agents. In this episode,Brian and Graham have been warnedto expect trouble as they evict sometenants, one of whom has areputation for violence. 10.00 Wentworth Prison Australiandrama series set in a women’s prison.Bea suspects three new inmates ofbeing behind an attempt to kill her bythe Holt family.11.00 Age Gap Love: He’s 70, She’s 38 Last of a two-partdocumentary series featuring peoplefrom the UK and USA in relationshipswith much younger partners. 12.00am NCIS 12.45 True Crimes:The First 72 Hours 1.10 SuperCasino3.10 Once Upon A Time 4.00Michaela’s Wild Challenge 4.20HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor (x3)


6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britaintalking then it will get talked abouton The One Show. Presented by MattBaker and Alex Jones.7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 The Great British Bake OffSee highlights.9.00 Our Zoo Drama series based onthe true story of the Mottersheadfamily who, in the face of staunchopposition and huge personalsacrifice, founded Chester Zoo in the 1930s. When Adam the bearescapes, George is badly injured inthe process of retrieving him. Dr Ford treats his injuries, but June is disturbed to learn how close herfather was to death. 10.00 BBC News At Ten10.25 South East Today 10.35 A Question Of Sport SueBarker is joined by regular teamcaptains Matt Dawson and PhilTufnell for the light-hearted sportsquiz. Their guests are Englandcricketer Steve Harmison, worldsquash champion Nick Matthew,football pundit Mark Bright andEuropean hurdles champion Eilidh Child.11.05 The League Cup ShowAction from the League Cuppresented by Manish Bhasin. 12.10am Weather For The WeekAhead 12.15 BBC News

6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 Best of Brighton Lights 8.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur &Worthing Show9.00 The Vote 9.30 Cook It!10.00 Latest Homes Live12.00pm Brighton Lights12.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur &Worthing Show1.00 The Vote 1.30 Cook It!2.00 International Chef Exchange3.00 Latest Homes Live 5.00 International Chef Exchange6.00 News The latest local newsplus national updates.6.30 PostFeature All the latestmovie news, reviews and previews.7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainmentshow with Guy Lloyd and Lynn RuthMiller7.30 News The latest local newsplus national updates.8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics and theupcoming key elections for our future.Expect heated debates as Brightondecides on Latest TV!8.30 Latest Homes Live Dailyproperty show with all the homes forsale and to let in the area, as well asiconic buildings, local history andarchitecture, and finance tips.10.30 News The latest local newsplus national updates.11.00 Memories of Meadowlands12.00am News 12.30 PostFeature1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 News 2.00The Vote 2.30 Latest Homes Live 4.30News 5.00 Memories ofMeadowlands

BBC26.00am Homes Under The Hammer7.00 Saints And Scroungers 7.45Caught Red Handed 8.15 AnimalSaints And Sinners 9.00 Coast 10.00Horizon: Inside The Dark Web 11.00BBC News 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm The Daily Politics 1.00Lifeline 1.10 Coast 1.30 CelebrityMasterChef 2.15 Ready Steady Cook3.00 The Life Of Mammals 4.00 Great British Railway Journeys 4.30 Pressure Pad 5.15 Flog It! 5.55 Party Political Broadcast By The Labour Party 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osmanpresents the fast-paced quiz show.6.30 Eggheads General knowledgequiz show where a team ofchallengers take on arguably thegreatest quiz team in Britain.7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road TripCelebrities join the Antiques RoadShow for a treasure hunting tripacross the UK.8.00 The Long Shadow Tracing thelegacy of the Great War through ahundred years and ten differentcountries, historian David Reynoldsexamines how the war haunted thegeneration who lived through it andshaped the peace that followed.9.00 Terror At The Mall10.00 The Great British Bake Off:An Extra Slice Sister series to TheGreat British Bake Off, in which JoBrand is joined by three celebrity fansto take a look at the most recentepisode, with interviews and unseen footage.10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis of thestories behind the day’s headlines.11.20 Today At ConferenceConference highlights.12.50am The Motorway: Life InThe Fast Lane 1.20 Sign Zone: WhoDo You Think You Are?1.50 Sign Zone: Doctor Who 4.00Poland Stories - Primary 5.00 In MyShoes Plus: Germany 5.20 WilliamWhiskerson 5.30 Virtually There


6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Declan reaches a crossroads. 7.30 Coronation Street Eileen istorn between her sons.8.00 Celebrity Squares WarwickDavis hosts the classic comedy gameshow. Two contestants play a giantversion of noughts and crosses. Thisweek, Warwick is joined by KeithLemon, Andrew Flintoff, DeniseLewis, Antony Cotton, Kaye Adams,Nadia Sawalha, Andrea McLean, RobBeckett and Hal Cruttenden, as wellas resident comedians Tim Vine andJoe Wilkinson. 9.00 Scott & Bailey Drama seriesr.After promising that the chaos of herpersonal life was behind her, Rachelis torn when she discovers that hermother’s new boyfriend is a violentdomestic abuser. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 On Assignment Rageh Omaarpresents the series in which ITVNews journalists contribute in-depthreports from around the world on thestories behind the headlines. 11.10 Through The Keyhole JoinKeith Lemon as he snoops around thehomes of mystery celebrities.12.10am The Undriveables 12.40 Jackpot247 2.30 FILM: State Of Play (2009)4.35 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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Chasing ShadowsITV1, 9pmEveryone loves a confession.Especially when it’s to a reallysavage series of murders –nice ’n’ tidy. Even Sean’s prettychuffed, and he thinks he’s foundthe third victim from thisparticular self-confessedconvicted killer. Except thereseem to be inconsistencies. Isthe man in prison innocent?

DallasChannel Five, 10pmIt’s time for a wedding atSouthfork – yee hah! John Rossand Pamela prepare to walkdown the aisle, looking like butterwouldn’t melt. Bless. Thing is,Sue Ellen knows her boy’s arotter and her heart goes out tothe bride. She’s been there,bought the t-shirt and got the AA tokens to prove it.

Don’t Drop The BabyBBC3, 9pmOh, men! Aren’t they just sillybillies when it comes tochildcare? Hopefully this isn’tquite as condescending as thepremise implies, as midwives arecalled in to help dads-to-be cometo terms with the practicalities ofparenting. This week it’s blood-phobic Jay and inappropriatemotor mouth Digger in need.

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Sky19.00am NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2)1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles2.00 Airline 2.30 The RyderCup 2014 - OpeningCeremony 5.30 Futurama(x2) 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00Futurama (x2) 8.00 ModernFamily (x2) 9.00 Miracle AtMedinah: 2012 Ryder Cup11.00 A League Of TheirOwn 12.00am The Last Ship

BBC37.00pm Snog Marry Avoid?7.30 Snog Marry Avoid?8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride9.00 Don’t Drop The Baby.See highlights. 10.00Bluestone 42 10.30EastEnders 11.00 FamilyGuy 11.25 Family Guy11.45 Family Guy 12.10am Family Guy 12.35 Don’t Drop The Baby 1.30 Don’t Tell The Bride

BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Top Of The Pops: 19798.00 The Bridge: Fifty YearsAcross The Forth 9.00 DoWe Really Need The Moon?10.00 Lost Kingdoms OfCentral America 11.00British Gardens In Time12.00am Top Of The Pops:1979 12.40 World War I AtHome 1.10 The Secret LifeOf Books

ITV212.50pm Coronation Street1.20 You’ve Been Framed!1.50 The Jeremy KyleShow (x3) 5.05 The RealHousewives Of BeverlyHills (x2) 7.00 You’ve BeenFramed! (x2) 8.00 Best OfYou’ve Been Framed! 9.00Bad Bridesmaid 10.00Celebrity Juice 10.50 Plebs(x2) 11.50 Tricked 12.50amTwo And A Half Men (x3)

ITV31.00pm Heartbeat 2.00 TheRoyal 3.05 The Return OfSherlock Holmes 4.15Barbara 4.50 Never TheTwain 5.20 On The Buses5.55 Heartbeat 7.00 Murder,She Wrote 8.00 Wycliffe9.00 Martin Clunes & ALion Called Mugie 10.00Blue Murder 11.35 WilliamAnd Mary 12.40am TheReturn Of Sherlock Holmes

E44.00pm The TomorrowPeople 5.00 How I MetYour Mother 6.00 The BigBang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks7.30 How I Met YourMother 8.00 The Big BangTheory 9.00 Suburgatory9.30 2 Broke Girls 10.00The Inbetweeners 10.35The IT Crowd 11.05 The BigBang Theory (x2) 12.00am New Girl

More411.50pm Time Team 2.00Come Dine With Me (x4)4.10 Shipping Wars 4.40 APlace In The Sun: Home OrAway (x2) 6.50 CouplesCome Dine With Me 7.55Grand Designs 9.00 APlace In The Sun: Home OrAway 10.00 EmbarrassingBodies 11.05 Gogglebox(x2) 1.20am A Place In TheSun: Home Or Away

Film411.00am Wadjda (2012)1.05pm Battle Cry (1955)4.00 The Devil At 4 O’Clock(1961) 6.35 Charlotte Gray(2001) 8.55 20,000 Days OnEarth Interview Special9.00 Transporter 3 (2008)11.05 The Change-Up(2011) 1.15am Close MyEyes (1990) 3.35 Close

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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.45 Will AndGrace 7.10 The King Of Queens 7.35The King Of Queens 8.00 EverybodyLoves Raymond 8.30 Everybody LovesRaymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier10.00 Frasier 10.30 Undercover BossCanada 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Four In A Bed 12.35 Four In ABed 1.05 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In A Bed 2.10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks The McQueens’ planfor revenge has dramatic anddangerous consequences. Sineadpleads with Ste to get help. Darrenlaunches a vendetta against theO’Connor family. 7.00 Channel 4 News8.00 Location, Location, LocationKirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencerpresent a series offering advice onbuying a new home.9.00 Educating The East End Fly-on-the-wall documentary seriesfollowing life at Frederick BremerSchool in Walthamstow, East London.Headteacher Ms Smith, Englishteacher Mr Bispham and deputy headMiss Hillman try to engage with thekids and help them leave theirsometimes unsettling troubles at thegates. Hazel is a non-teachingpastoral support worker at Frederick Bremer and is the first port of call when pupils are sent outof the classroom. 10.00 Ramsays Costa DelNightmares Repeat from Tuesday.11.05 Bouncers Reality serieslooking at the lives of door staff. 12.00am Embarrassing BodiesDown Under 1.00 One Born EveryMinute USA 1.55 The Men WithMany Wives 2.50 OperationManeater 3.45 Dogs: Their SecretLives 4.40 Sarah Beeny’s SellingHouses 5.35 Simply Italian

Channel Five6.00 – 7.20am Children’s television7.20 The Mr. Men Show 7.35 Thomas& Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00Little Princess 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.25Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s TravellingCircus 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The WrightStuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Storage: Flog The Lot! 1.15Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Killer Instinct:From The Files Of Agent CandiceDeLong (2003) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Matt’s planto score some more free time duringschool hours backfires. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Action-packed consumer show showcasingthe latest tech presented by OrtisDeley, Jason Bradbury, Jon Bentleyand new girl - Olympic skeletonchampion Amy Williams.8.00 Armed And Dangerous:Caught On Camera Documentaryseries. Journalist Nick Wallis joinspolice forces on the road and in theair to reveal how CCTV andtechnological advances are helping to ensure convictions.9.00 Never Teach Your Wife To Drive Documentary followingthree British couples during one ofthe most stressful tests of theirrelationships. All the restraints ofnormal polite behaviour arejettisoned as wives take to the wheelunder the instruction of their nearestand dearest. Will they each get as faras the driving test?10.00 Dallas See highlights.11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away Documentary seriesrevealing the work of bailiffs andrepossession agents.12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 OnceUpon A Time 4.00 Michaela’s WildChallenge 4.20 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor


6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britaintalking then it will get talked abouton The One Show. Presented by MattBaker and Alex Jones.7.30 EastEnders Sharon tries tobuild some bridges to save herrelationship, but will it change Phil’s feelings?7.57 BBC News; Regional News8.00 Your Home In Their HandsMASSIVE palms.9.00 Who Do You Think You Are?Celebrity genealogy series. Presenterand DJ Reggie Yates grew upknowing very little about his father’sside of the family. Reggie sets out onthe trail of his grandfather, HarryPhilip Yates. His journey takes him to Ghana, where he unravels acomplex family history whereGhanaian culture and Britishcolonialism collide.10.00 BBC News At Ten10.25 South East Today 10.35 Question Time Topical debatewith a panel of prominent publicfigures and an invited audience,chaired by David Dimbleby.11.35 This Week A political review of the week presented byAndrew Neil, with Michael Portilloand guests.12.20am Holiday Weatherview12.25 BBC News

6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 Brighton Lights 8.30 Mike Mendoza’s Adur &Worthing Show9.00 The Vote 9.30 Cook It!10.00 Latest Homes Live12.00pm Brighton Lights12.30 PostFeature1.00 The Vote 1.30 Cook It!2.00 International Chef Exchange3.00 Latest Homes Live 5.00 What The Waffle

6.00 News The latest local newsplus national updates.6.30 Latest Sports Preview7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainmentshow with Guy Lloyd and Lynn RuthMiller7.30 Albion Night A night at theAlbion to catch all the action with theLatest Sport team.10.30 News The latest local newsplus national updates.11.00 Bowlegs Music sessions fromthe best bands.11.30 What The WaffleUnclassifiable stuff from RichardShayler and Jessica Kellgren Hayes.12.00am News 12.30 Latest SportsPreview 1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30Albion Night 4.30 News 5.00Bowlegs 5.30 What The Waffle

BBC26.05am Homes Under The Hammer7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50Caught Red Handed 8.20 AnimalSaints And Sinners 9.05 Escape ToThe Continent 9.35 Escape To TheContinent 10.05 Gardeners’ World10.35 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC News11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm The Daily Politics 1.00 FredDibnah’s World Of Steam, Steel AndStone 1.30 Cash In The Attic 2.00 Golf4.00 Great British Railway Journeys 4.30 Pressure Pad 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osmanpresents the fast-paced quiz showwhere what contestants have incommon is just as important as theirgeneral knowledge.6.30 Eggheads General knowledgequiz show where a team ofchallengers take on arguably thegreatest quiz team in Britain.7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road TripCelebrities join the Antiques RoadShow for a treasure hunting tripacross the UK.8.00 Jungle Atlantis Deep in thejungle, archaeologists discover asophisticated network of houses,monasteries, roads and canals – theforgotten world of Angkor’s greatestever king.9.00 Marvellous Marvellous is thetrue story of a life lived to the full, aman once labelled with 'learningdifficulties' whose life defieslimitations. Starring Toby Jones.10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis of thestories behind the day’s headlineswith Kirsty Wark.11.20 This World Internationalinvestigative documentary series.12.20am Traders: Millions By The Minute 1.20 Sign Zone: Panorama Panorama.4.00 Speaking Sport 4.30 Acting Around Words 5.00 Virtually There 5.30 Virtually There


6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale The trip away isnot a relaxing break for Charity. 7.30 Back Door Britain: TonightBritain is facing a crisis on one of itsbusiest borders. It is estimated that1,500 migrants are massing in Calais,all determined to reach the UK.Astensions grow between the Britishand French authorities, Ranvir Singhinvestigates what is being done tostop the flow of migrants.8.00 Emmerdale Declan isunwavering. 8.30 Paul O’Grady: For The LoveOf Dogs Paul O’Grady’s seriescontinues as he follows his heartstraight back to Battersea Dogs andCats Home. In this episode, Paulmeets Pepi the shih-tzu, who is in his twilight years and whose healthis failing. 9.00 Chasing Shadows See highlights.10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 Sunday Night At ThePalladium Jason Manford hosts thesecond show of the revived series.11.40 River Monsters Extremeangler Jeremy Wade travels toFlorida, one of America’s primetourist hotspots, to follow up storiesof deadly attacks by monster fish.12.10am Jackpot247 3.00 Back DoorBritain: Tonight 3.25 ITV Nightscreen5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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Unreported WorldChannel 4, 7.30pmReporter Shaunagh Connaire anddirector Wael Dabbous take alook at the Ebola outbreakdevastating Sierra Leone - so far,it’s claimed nearly 2,000 lives andpredictions suggest it couldultimately infect more than 20,000people. This ain’t no laughingmatter – Unreported World meetsthose battling the vicious virus.

Would I Lie To You?BBC1, 8.30pmHow well do we know the reallives behind the funny faces? RobBrydon hosts the eighth series ofthe comedy panel show wherecelebrity guests reveal amazingstories about themselves – someare true, and some are not, butwhich are which? The aim of thegame is to fool the opposition ...sneaky sneaky!

Family GuyBBC3, 11.25pmPeter Griffin has never beenknown as the brightest tool in theshed, but some things get himscratching his head and asking agreat big: “how come?” Like howopposing teams continue to thankGod after defeating the NewEngland Patriots. Who’s side isthe big chap really on? We feel a quest coming on.

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Sky One7.00am Futurama (x4) 9.00NCIS: Los Angeles (x2)11.00 Hawaii Five-0 (x2)1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles(x3) 4.00 Glee 5.00Futurama (x4) 7.00 TheSimpsons (x2) 8.00 TheLast Ship 9.00 50 Ways ToKill Your Mammy 10.00 ALeague Of Their Own 11.00NCIS: Los Angeles (x3)2.00am Hawaii Five-0 (x2)

BBC37.00pm Great MovieMistakes 8.00 Don’t DropThe Baby. See highlights.9.00 Sun, Sex & SuspiciousParents 10.00 Some Girls10.30 EastEnders 11.00Vodka Diaries 11.25 FamilyGuy (x3) 12.35am BadEducation 1.05 Siblings (x3)2.35 Vodka Diaries 3.00 Some Girls 3.30 Parents’ Evening

BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Proms Chamber Music8.00 Sound Of Cinema: TheMusic That Made TheMovies 9.00 Ziggy StardustAnd The Spiders FromMars 10.25 Queen: TheLegendary 1975 Concert11.15 TOTP2 12.00am Oh You PrettyThings: The Story Of MusicAnd Fashion

ITV21.20pm You’ve BeenFramed! 1.50 The JeremyKyle Show (x3) 5.05 TheReal Housewives Of BeverlyHills (x2) 7.00 You’ve BeenFramed! 7.30 Funniest EverYou’ve Been Framed! FamilySpecial 8.10 FILM: JohnnyEnglish (2003) 10.00 TheXtra Factor 10.30 FILM:Keith Lemon: The Film (2012)12.15am The X Factor

ITV311.55am Wycliffe 1.00pmHeartbeat 2.00 The Royal3.05 The Return OfSherlock Holmes 4.15Barbara 4.50 Never TheTwain 5.20 On The Buses5.55 Heartbeat 7.00Murder, She Wrote 8.00Lewis 10.00 Blue Murder11.35 William And Mary12.40am FILM: The YoungOnes (1962)

E43.00pm Melissa & Joey3.30 Rules Of Engagement4.00 Tomorrow People 5.00How I Met Your Mother (x2)6.00 The Big Bang Theory(x2) 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30Suburgatory 8.00 How IMet Your Mother (x2) 9.00FILM: Get Him To TheGreek (2010) 11.15 The BigBang Theory (x2) 12.45amTattoos After Dark

More412.20pm A Place In TheSun 12.55 Time Team 2.00Come Dine With Me (x4)4.10 A Place In The Sun4.40 A Place In The Sun:Home Or Away (x2) 6.50Couples Come Dine WithMe 7.55 Grand Designs9.00 FILM: Patriot Games(1992) 11.20 Father Ted (x3)12.55am Couples ComeDine With Me

Film411.00am Never So Few(1959) 1.30pm OperationPetticoat (1959) 3.55 Bear Island (1980)6.15 Transformers (2007)9.00 Taken (2008) 10.50 28 Days Later (2002)1.05am Semi-Pro (2008)3.05 Close

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Channel 46.00am Countdown 6.40 Will AndGrace 7.05 The King Of Queens 7.30 The King Of Queens 7.55 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.20 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.50 Frasier 9.20 Frasier 9.50 Undercover Boss Canada 10.50 Four In A Bed 11.25 Four In A Bed 11.55 Channel 4 News Summary 12.00pm Four In A Bed 12.30 Four In A Bed 1.00 Four In A Bed 1.30 Channel 4 Racing 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Finn gets a shockwhen someone close comes to visit. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.30 Unreported World See highlights.8.00 The Million Pound DropDavina McCall hosts the game showin which contestants are given amillion pounds at the start of theshow but then face seven questionsin order to hold on to the cash.9.00 Gogglebox TV fanatics open uptheir living rooms to reveal theirreactions to popular shows.10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man ComicAlan Carr hosts his own chat showwith guests Lionel Richie, NickGrimshaw, Jessie J and Ella Eyre.11.05 Jon Richardson Grows UpJon Richardson embarks on a journeyto learn what it takes to be a happyadult as he gets to grips withmortgages, marriage and parenthood.In the second of three episodes, Jonlooks at money - does it correlate tohappiness and how much of the stuffdo you need to be a happy grown up?12.10am FILM: Into The Wild (2007) True-life drama about agraduate who abandons comfortablemiddle-class life to eschew theshackles of modernity. 2.35 Anna &Katy 3.00 The Inbetweeners USA3.25 Very Important People 3.50 FILM: Hallo Panda 4.20 FILM: Sailor Beware! (1956)

Channel Five6.00am Children’s television 7.20 The Mr Men Show 7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.50 Noddy In Toyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.15 Peppa Pig8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’s TravellingCircus 8.50 Bananas In Pyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 The WrightStuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 Ultimate Police Interceptors1.15 Home And Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS 3.15 FILM: Committed (2011) 5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Denny andCasey patch things up after arguingover Andy, and Casey decides toinvite Josh to stay. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 World War II In ColourDocumentary telling the full story ofWorld War II with the aid of rarearchive footage, recently releasedofficial documents and moderncolouring and satellite mapping. 8.00 Storage: Flog The Lot! Realityseries capturing all the drama andexcitement of an auction. 9.00 Body Of Proof US crime drama.Megan agrees to remove a bombfrom inside one of Dr Wallace’svictims and deliver to whoever isholding her daughter Lacey.10.00 NCIS Drama. There is asurprise in store for the NCIS teamwhen the investigation into themurder of a Navy lieutenant leadsthem to McGee’s grandmother.10.55 NCIS Drama. When a contractkiller murders a Navy lieutenantcommander, the NCIS team has tofind out the motive behind it. 11.55 Access A daily round-up ofshowbiz news and gossip fromaround the world, focusing oncelebrities, movies, music andentertainment.12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 OnceUpon A Time 4.00 Wildlife SOS4.20 HouseBusters 4.45 House Doctor 5.10 House Doctor 5.35 House Doctor


6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Presented byChris Evans and Alex Jones.7.30 A Question Of Sport Light-hearted sports quiz, with Sue Barkerasking the questions to team captainsMatt Dawson and Phil Tufnell.7.57 BBC News; Regional News 8.00 EastEnders It is Phil andSharon’s wedding and secrets andlies come to a head.8.30 Would I Lie To You? See highlights.9.00 Strictly Come DancingCelebrities pair up with professionaldancers. Hosted by Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly.10.00 BBC News At Ten10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Graham Norton ShowGraham Norton is joined by Oscar-winning actor Denzel Washington,starring in new movie The Equalizer;the acclaimed new Doctor Who, PeterCapaldi; actress Gemma Arterton;and hot new singer-songwriterGeorge Ezra, who performs Blame It On Me.11.25 Live At The Apollo Series ofcutting-edge stand-up comedyrecorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.12.10am EastEnders A chance tocatch up on the week’s drama inAlbert Square. 2.05 Weather For TheWeek Ahead 2.10 BBC News

6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 Brighton Lights 8.30 Best of Brighton Lights9.00 The Vote 9.30 Cook It!10.00 Latest Homes Live12.00pm Albion Night3.00 Latest Homes Live 5.00 Cook It!5.30 The Vote

6.00 News The latest local newsplus national updates.6.30 Newspapers7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainmentshow with Guy Lloyd and Lynn RuthMiller7.30 News The latest local newsplus national updates.8.00 Bowlegs Music sessions fromthe best bands.8.30 Behind the Scenes of LatestTV9.00 Bored Gamers Games, games,games!10.00 Modern Toss10.30 News The latest local newsplus national updates.11.00 Bored Gamers Games,games, games!12.00am News 12.30 Newspapers1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 News 2.00Bowlegs 2.30 Behind the Scenes ofLatest TV 3.00 Bored Gamers 4.00Modern Toss 4.30 News 5.00 BoredGamers

BBC26.05am Homes Under The Hammer7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50 Caught Red Handed 8.20 AnimalSaints And Sinners 9.05 SuperSenses: The Secret Power Of Animals10.05 First Time On The Front Line10.35 The Travel Show 11.00 BBCNews 11.30 BBC World News 12.00pm The Daily Politics 1.00 FredDibnah’s World Of Steam, Steel AndStone 1.30 Celebrity MasterChef 2.15 Ready Steady Cook 3.00 The LifeOf Mammals 4.00 Great BritishRailway Journeys 4.30 Pressure Pad5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Two Tribes Richard Osmanpresents the fast-paced quiz showwhere what contestants have incommon is just as important as theirgeneral knowledge.6.30 Eggheads General knowledgequiz show where a team ofchallengers take on arguably thegreatest quiz team in Britain.7.00 Mastermind Four contestantsare interrogated on a chosen subject,plus a general knowledge round, inthe famous black chair, to competefor the grand title of Mastermind.7.30 Lorraine Pascale: How To BeA Better Cook8.00 Gardeners’ World Gardening magazine.8.30 Golf: Ryder Cup Hazel Irvineintroduces highlights of day one ofthe Ryder Cup from Gleneagles, asEurope takes on the USA in one ofsport’s most compelling contests.10.00 Mock The Week Dara OBriain hosts the topical panel showas guests take a satirical swipe atthe week’s news.10.30 Newsnight 11.05 Later... With Jools HollandJools Holland’s iconic musicprogramme - live sessions fromcontemporary and classic artists.12.05am FILM: The Lives Of Others (2006) Award-winningpolitical thriller set in 1980s East Germany. 2.15 Sign Zone: Question Time


6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale News spreads tothe village. Sandy is shocked to learnthe truth about Edna’s past.7.30 Coronation Street DeludedNeil makes a stand. Can Jasonaccept Todd’s new home? 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape: A TasteOf The Sun Gino D’Acampo is innorth western Italy visiting thepicturesque region of Liguria. His firststop is the pretty coastal town ofCamogli, where he meets a familywho make a living from pescaturismo- or fishing tourism. They take himout to sea to experience what life islike for the local fishermen. 8.30 Coronation Street Neil putsAndrea in danger. Has Kylie found anescape? Todd causes more upset.9.00 The X Factor Dermot O’Learykicks off a special triple bill weekendof X Factor shows as this year’s BootCamp stage gets under way. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Job Lot Sitcom set in ajob centre. The staff at Brownall JobCentre are recovering from a nightout celebrating Trish’s divorce. 11.10 FILM: National Lampoon’sAnimal House (1978) Hit comedy seton an American college campus inthe early 60s. 1.10am Jackpot2473.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.45 ITV Nightscreen

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Golf: Ryder CupBBC2, 8.30pmIt’s that time of year, when youcreate the perfect nest in front ofthe telly to watch the mostimportant small white ball flythrough the air and change lives.Maybe not change lives, butcertainly have the potential toaffect sporting history. HazelIrvine hosts the highlights fromday one at Gleneagles.

Doctor WhoBBC1, 8.30pmWhat’s the most terrifying time inthe universe? Clearly, it’s whenyour friends meet your newboyfriend. Hold on Clara! Scaryevents threaten Coal Hill School,leading the Doctor to goundercover in Clara’s place ofwork. Which also means that he’sgoing to meet the actual current-time Danny Pink. Hold on...

Crimes Of PassionBBC4, 9pmThe evenings are drawing in,blankets are being stowed on thebacks of sofas for late night cosyviewing, and Swedish crimedrama is top of our agenda yetagain. They do have the bestjumpers. They also have someclassic tales, not least theseones – based on the crimenovels of Maria Lang.

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Sky One2.00pm The Middle (x2)3.00 Harrow: A Very BritishSchool (x2) 5.00 TwinTowns 6.00 The Simpsons(x2) 7.00 Ashley Banjo’sSecret Street Crew 8.00Duck Quacks Don’t Echo9.00 FILM: Cheaper By TheDozen (2003) 10.50 TheBoxtrolls Special 11.00Hawaii Five-0 12.00amMad Dogs: The Finale

BBC37.00pm World’s CraziestFools 7.30 Great TVMistakes 8.30 Top Gear9.30 Bad Education 10.00Comedy Fest Live 201411.00 Family Guy 11.20Family Guy 11.45 FamilyGuy 12.05am Family Guy12.30 Family Guy 12.50Family Guy 1.15 Family Guy1.35 Bad Education 2.05 Siblings (x3)

BBC47.00pm Yellowstone 8.00 Hidden Killers Of TheEdwardian Home 9.00Crimes Of Passion. Seehighlights 10.30 Top Of ThePops: 1979 11.10 YoungGuns Go For It 11.40 YoungGuns Go For It 12.10amHorizon: Why Can’t WePredict Earthquakes? 1.10 Yellowstone 2.10 Young Guns Go For It

ITV21.05pm The Best Of You’veBeen Framed! AnimalsSpecial 2.05 You’ve BeenFramed! (x2) 3.35 FILM:Valiant (2005) 5.15 FILM:Nanny McPhee (2005) 7.20FILM: Evan Almighty (2007)9.20 The Xtra Factor 9.50The Job Lot 10.20 CelebrityJuice 11.05 Release TheHounds 12.00am The XFactor 1.25 The Xtra Factor

ITV37.55am The Royal 8.55 TheRoyal 9.55 FILM: Pride AndPrejudice (2005) 10.55 FYIDaily 12.30pm Columbo:Identity Crisis 2.35 A TouchOf Frost 4.45 Wycliffe 5.50Inspector Morse 7.55Rosemary And Thyme 9.00Midsomer Murders 11.00Bomb Girls 12.00am TheAdventures Of SherlockHolmes 1.10 Judge Judy (x2)

E43.35pm 2 Broke Girls (x2)4.30 The Big Bang Theory(x2) 5.30 How I Met YourMother (x2) 6.30 The 1007.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine8.00 The Big Bang Theory(x2) 9.00 FILM: G.I. Joe:The Rise Of Cobra (2009)11.20 The Big Bang Theory11.50 How I Met YourMother (x2) 12.50pm The Mindy Project

More410.30am FILM: Hellfighters(1969) 1.00pm Four In ABed (x5) 3.35 Location,Location, Location (x2) 5.45 Great Canal Journeys6.50 The Nefertiti Bust:Treasures Decoded 8.00 BinLaden: Shoot To Kill 9.409/11: 102 Minutes ThatChanged America 11.509/11 Firehouse 12.55amBin Laden: Shoot To Kill

Film411.00am Damn TheDefiant! (1962) 1.00pmTBA 3.00 Zulu (1964) 7.20The Man (2005) 9.00Planes, Trains AndAutomobiles (1987) 10.45 Scary Movie (2000)12.25am The Hills HaveEyes (2006) 2.30 We 3 (2011) 4.00 Close

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Channel 46.10am How I Met Your Mother 6.35 Trans World Sport 7.30 Mobil 1The Grid 7.55 The Morning Line 9.00 Weekend Kitchen With Waitrose10.00 Everybody Loves Raymond10.30 Frasier 11.00 Frasier 11.30 The Big Bang Theory 12.00pm The Big Bang Theory 12.30 The Simpsons 1.00 Gadget Man 1.30 Channel 4 Racing4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.45 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Cookery-based competition. 6.45 Channel 4 News 7.15 Double Your House For HalfThe Money Sarah Beeny helpspeople to achieve their propertydreams without breaking the bank. Inthe pretty village of Bow Brickhill,near Milton Keynes, Sarah meetsRussell and Karmel, who desperatelyneed more space and want to converttheir tiny two bed chocolate boxcottage into a bigger house. 8.10 Grand Designs Seriesfollowing bold housing projects.Patrick Bradley, a young farmer andarchitect, has come up with a £100khouse design the like of which hasnever been seen before in his nativeNorthern Ireland. It’s to be built out offour 45-foot shipping containers.9.15 FILM: End Of Watch (2012)Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, MichaelPena, Natalie Martinez, AnnaKendrick. US police drama, shot in adocumentary style. Two LAPD officersfind themselves in over their headswhen they are inadvertently draggedinto a drug dealing ring.11.25 Rude Tube Alex Zane presentsa top 50 countdown of the latest andgreatest internet clips from the Worldof Fail.12.25am Alan Carr: Chatty Man1.20 FILM: Hot Rod (2007) 2.50Homeland 3.40 Hollyoaks Omnibus5.50 NFL: Rush Zone

Channel Five6.00 – 7.25am Children’s television7.25 Make Way For Noddy 7.40 CityOf Friends 8.00 Little Princess 8.10The Adventures Of Bottle Top Bill AndHis Best Friend Corky 8.30 WandaAnd The Alien 8.45 Rupert Bear 9.00Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.15Jelly Jamm 9.30 LazyTown 10.00Access 10.10 Never Teach Your WifeTo Drive 11.10 The NightmareNeighbour Next Door 12.10pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take ItAway 1.10 Storage: Flog The Lot!2.15 FILM: Cromwell (1970) 5.00 FILM: The Long Ships (1964) 7.30 5 News Weekend 7.35 World War II In ColourDocumentary telling the full story ofWorld War II with the aid of rare andunseen archive footage, recentlyreleased official documents andmodern techniques of colouring andsatellite mapping. After the retreatfrom Dunkirk, Churchill rallied Britainin its darkest hour. 8.30 FILM: The Patriot (2000)Starring Mel Gibson, Tcheky Karyo,Heath Ledger, Joely Richardson, ReneAuberjonois, Jason Isaacs. AmericanRevolution drama in which awidowed farmer forms a regiment ofCarolina patriots, whose guerrillatactics prove pivotal to the US wareffort. He has a brave but brutalmilitary past, yet decides not to joinup when the British arrive in 1776. 10.35 Lost Heroes Of World War IDocumentary series. Filmed overalmost two decades, the individualstories of the last veterans andsurvivors of World War I are replayedthrough interviews, archive anddramatic reconstructions, bringing to life what it was like to live through 1914-18. 12.00am SuperCasino 3.10 Age GapLove: He’s 70, She’s 37 4.00 HouseDoctor 4.25 Make It Big 4.50 Make ItBig 5.15 Angels Of Jarm 5.20 AngelsOf Jarm 5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary The Racing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

BBC16.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice 12.00pm BBC News 12.10 Football Focus 12.50 Saturday Sportsday 1.00 Sailing: World ChampionshipHighlights 2.00 Cycling: Road WorldChampionships 2014 4.00 Final Score 5.20 Celebrity Mastermind 5.50 BBC News

6.00 South East Today 6.10 Pointless CelebritiesAlexander Armstrong and RichardOsman present a special celebritytheatre edition of the quiz thatrewards the answers that no-one elsecould think of. Featuring SimonCallow and Imogen Stubbs, LysetteAnthony and Christopher Timothy,Gwen Taylor and Keith Barron andClaire Sweeney and Simon Shepherd.7.00 Strictly Come Dancing TessDaly and Claudia Winkleman presentthe weekend’s second live show asnine more celebrities take to thedance floor for their debut. Thejudges cannot wait to critique thetalent and by the end of the nightviewers will know who has thepotential to go far in the competitionand who will be in trouble.8.30 Doctor Who See highlights.9.15 Casualty Robyn challengesherself at a wedding disaster, Lofty helps an abused woman speak out and Max gives advice to an unhappy teenager.10.05 The National Lottery LiveNumbers, numbers, numbers.10.15 BBC News 10.30 Match Of The Day GaryLineker introduces highlights of theday’s eight Premier League fixtures,including two derby matches. 12.05am The Football LeagueShow 1.25 Weather For The Week1.30 BBC News

6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 International Chef Exchange9.00 Matchday Breakfast11.00 Matchday Breakfast1.00pm British Wrestling Weekly2.00 Matchday Breakfast 4.00 British Wrestling Weekly5.00 PostFeature5.30 Cook It!

6.00 Behind the Scenes of LatestTV Your chance to take a sneakypeek at behind the scenes actionfrom the TV studios and meet theLatest TV team.6.30 Bowlegs Music sessions fromthe best bands.7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainmentshow with Guy Lloyd and Lynn RuthMiller7.30 News The latest local newsplus national updates.8.00 You Make It, We show It Fromshorts to Spielberg-esque feats offilmmaking, send in your films andLatest TV will broadcast them!8.30 Wrestling9.30 At The Amex10.30 News The latest local newsplus national updates.11.00 At The Amex12.00am Behind the Scenes ofLatest TV 12.30 Bowlegs 1.00Brighton Lights 1.30 News 2.00 YouMake It, We Show It 2.30 Wrestling3.30 At The Amex 4.30 News 5.00 AtThe Amex

BBC26.15am FILM: Magnificent Doll (1946)7.45 FILM: The Island At The Top OfThe World (1974) 9.15 The Trials Of Life 10.10 The Trials Of Life 11.00 Map Man 11.30 South Africa Walks 12.00pm Fred Astaire & GingerRogers: Talking Pictures 12.50 FILM: Swing Time (1936) 2.30 FILM: Strictly Ballroom (1992) 4.00 Cycling: Road World Championships 5.00 £100k House: Tricks Of The Trade 6.00 Restoring England’s HeritageJohn Sergeant visits some of theregion’s best-loved and most at-riskbuildings to find out how they can besaved. He goes to the Bawdsey RadarStation in Suffolk to see how it hasfared ten years after it just missedout on winning a spot on the BBC’sRestoration programme, to see if thelocal community has managed tosecure its future.6.30 Gardeners’ World Gardeningmagazine. As well as catching upwith various tasks at Longmeadow,Monty Don meets world-renownedgarden designer, Piet Oudolf, at hislatest creation in Somerset.7.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets Shh!!!7.30 Hilary Mantel: Case HistoriesCase Histories are not histories ofcases. Lesson learned.8.00 Dad’s Army Classic wartime sitcom. CorporalJones loses the money that has beenraised to provide a new canteen forthe servicemen. 8.30 Golf: Ryder Cup See highlights.10.30 FILM: Margin Call (2011)Starring Kevin Spacey, Demi Moore,Zachary Quinto, Paul Bettany, JeremyIrons, Penn Badgley, Simon Bakeri.American thriller. Two youngemployees of an insurance companydiscover that the company is headingtowards financial disaster.12.10am TOTP 2 1.10 FILM: X: The Unknown (1956)

ITV16.00am Fort Boyard: UltimateChallenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Pat &Stan 6.40 Dino Dan 6.50 Dino Dan7.05 Canimals 7.10 Canimals 7.20 OmNom Stories 7.25 Sooty 7.40 Mr Bean7.55 The Matt Hatter Chronicles 8.15 Nerds & Monsters 8.30 TheMunch Box 9.25 The Hungry Sailors10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.25 ITV News & Weather 11.30 FILM: The Mirror Crack’d (1980) 1.35pm The X Factor 2.35 FILM: Field Of Dreams (1989) 4.30 The X Factor 5.35 Off Their Rockers 6.05 ITV News Meridian 6.15 ITV News; Weather6.30 New You’ve Been Framed!Comedian Harry Hill introduces abrand new run of the nation’sfavourite home video show, with anall new look and features. 7.00 The Chase: Celebrity SpecialBradley Walsh hosts another celebrityedition of the hit quiz show.Contestants this time areEmmerdale’s Natalie Anderson,actress Patsy Kensit, journalist andtelevision presenter Esther Rantzenand singer and songwriter Brian McFadden.8.00 The X Factor Dermot hosts,Simon smarms, Louis looks on, Mel Bchuckles and Cheryl glowers. It’s BootCamp time!9.20 Through The Keyhole JoinKeith Lemon as he snoops around thehomes of mystery celebrities. Thisweek’s guests are Coronation Streetactor Craig Charles, presenter and DJFearne Cotton and radio and TVpresenter Dave Berry.10.20 ITV News; Weather 10.35 FILM: Shaun Of The Dead(2004) Starring Simon Pegg, KateAshfield, Bill Nighy, Nick Frost, LucyDavis, Dylan Moranl. Zombie-filledromantic comedy.12.25am Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 3.40 ITV Nightscreen

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Our GirlBBC1, 9pmShe’s a scrapper is Our Girl. Well,she’s got to be against these kindof conditions combining not onlyan ex boyfriend but also a warzone. And you thought bumpinginto your ex at the cineplex wasawkward. Showing up thepersonal dramas, as well as theglobal ones, and from the verytalented pen of Tony Grounds.

Downton AbbeyITV1, 9pmWasn’t last week a series-openercorker? In the wake of that littledrama everyone is still a bit shell-shocked, and Robert is facedwith a difficult decision. It’s noteven whether or not Downtonshould get one of those new-fangled wireless contraptionsLady Rose seems so keen on. It’s just a phase, woman!

Moone BoySky One, 7.30pmIt’s the age-old comic tale of oneboy and his imaginary friendgrowing up in Ireland. Bless themboth. This week Martin wants anew games console, whichmeans getting a job so that hecan earn money to pay for it.Sure Sean’s got some cunningideas as to how to raise the dosh.They’ll be reasonable, right?

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Sky One4.30pm The Simpsons 5.00Modern Family (x2) 6.00Ashley Banjo’s SecretStreet Crew 7.00 TheSimpsons 7.30 Moone Boy.See highlights. 8.00 AnIdiot Abroad 2 9.00 HawaiiFive-0 10.00 School Of HardKnocks 11.00 Road Wars12.00am NCIS: LosAngeles (x2) 2.00 Mad Dogs: The Finale

BBC37.00pm Pop’s GreatestDance Crazes 7.05 GreatMovie Mistakes IV: MayThe Fourth Be With You7.50 Doctor Who 8.35FILM: Kung Fu Panda(2008) 10.00 Family Guy(x2) 10.45 Bad Education11.15 American Dad! (x2)12.00am FILM: Anuvahood(2011) 1.25 The Truth AboutSkunk 2.25 Bad Education

BBC47.00pm The World’s MostBeautiful Eggs: The GeniusOf Carl Faberge 8.00Byzantium: A Tale Of ThreeCities 9.00 British Art AtWar: Bomberg, Sickert AndNash 10.00 FILM: The Body(2012) 11.45 Queen: TheLegendary 1975 Concert12.30am Ziggy StardustAnd The Spiders FromMars 2.00 TOTP2

ITV212.25pm The X Factor 1.40The Xtra Factor 2.15 You’veBeen Framed! 2.45 FILM:Nanny McPhee And TheBig Bang (2010) 4.55 FILM:Despicable Me (2010) 6.50FILM: The Mummy: TombOf The Dragon Emperor(2008) 9.00 The Xtra Factor10.00 Bad Bridesmaid 11.00Tricked 12.00am The XFactor 1.05 The Xtra Factor

ITV39.45am Heartbeat (x2)11.50 Inspector Morse1.55pm Wycliffe 3.00FILM: Carry On Follow ThatCamel (1967) 4.00 FYI Daily5.05 Columbo: MurderWith Too Many Notes 7.00 Lewis 9.00 The BestOf Royal Variety 10.00FILM: Gosford Park (2001)11.00 FYI Daily 12.50amWilliam And Mary (x2)

E412.30pm How I Met YourMother (x3) 2.00 Melissa &Joey (x2) 3.00 Suburgatory3.30 New Girl 4.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 5.00 The100 6.00 2 Broke Girls (x2)7.00 The Big Bang Theory(x2) 8.00 FILM: The KarateKid (2010) 10.45 The BigBang Theory 11.10 Glue12.15am Rules OfEngagement (x2)

More411.00am A Place In TheSun 11.35 Great CanalJourneys 12.40pm A PlaceIn The Sun: Home Or Away1.40 Building The Dream2.45 Four In A Bed (x5) 5.20Come Dine With Me (x5)7.55 American Football LiveAt Wembley 9.30 Father Ted10.00 24 Hours In A&E 11.05Father Ted (x3) 1.15amEmbarrassing Bodies

Film411.00am The Enemy Below(1957) 1.00pm Avatar(2009) 4.05 20,000 Days OnEarth Interview Special4.10 Lonely Are The Brave(1962) 6.20 Runaway Jury(2003) 8.50 20,000 Days OnEarth Interview Special9.00 A Time To Kill (1996)11.55 Tyrannosaur (2011)1.45am The King Of MarvinGardens (1972) 3.25 Close

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Channel 46.15am British F3 6.40 BritishFormula 3 7.05 Ironman Wales 7.35NFL: The American Football Show8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 1.30 The Big Bang Theory 1.55 The Big Bang Theory 2.25 The Big Bang Theory 2.55 FILM: She’s The Man (2006)5.00 Channel 4 News

5.30 American Football Live At Wembley 8.00 Operation ManeaterDocumentary series following vetMark Evans as he uses technology tofind ingenious solutions to the mosthostile wildlife conflicts on Earth.Mark travels to the shores ofCanada’s Hudson Bay where polarbears are causing havoc. 9.00 FILM: Magic Mike (2012)Starring Channing Tatum, AlexPettyfer, Cody Horn, Matt Bomer,Olivia Munn, Joe Manganiello,Matthew McConaughey. Comedyabout a charming man, Mike, whoworks a variety of odd jobs, but earnsthe majority of his money working asa stripper. He takes a young man,Adam, under his wing and teacheshim the tricks of the trade, but indoing so he begins to reassess thedirection his own life is going.11.15 FILM: Indecent Proposal(1993) Starring Robert Redford, DemiMoore, Woody Harrelson, Oliver Platt.Romantic drama about a couplewhose loving relationship isthreatened when the wife is offereda million dollars by a billionaire tospend one night with him. Hit hard bythe recession, the desperate couplearrived in Las Vegas in search of ajackpot win, only to receive aproposal which could certainly endtheir money worries. 1.20am NFL: American FootballLive 5.00 Ironman Wales 5.25 Win ItCook It 5.55 Deal Or No Deal

Channel Five6.00 – 7.55am Children’s television7.55 Little Princess 8.10 TheAdventures Of Bottle Top Bill And HisBest Friend Corky 8.20 Wanda AndThe Alien 8.35 Rupert Bear 8.50 BenAnd Holly’s Little Kingdom 9.10 JellyJamm 9.25 LazyTown 9.50 PoliceInterceptors 9.55 Access 10.00 PoliceInterceptors 10.55 Police Interceptors 12.45pm Ultimate Police Interceptors1.45 FILM: Cloudy With A Chance OfMeatballs (2009) 3.30 FILM:Homeward Bound II: Lost In SanFrancisco (1996) 5.10 FILM: Paul Blart:Mall Cop (2009) 7.05 5 News Weekend7.10 FILM: 10000 BC (2008) StarringSteven Strait, Camilla Belle, CliffCurtis, Mona Hammond, Omar Sharif.Prehistoric adventure following ayoung mammoth hunter whoundertakes a heroic continent-crossing mission to try to find thekidnapped object of his desire andsave his tribe in the process.9.00 FILM: Gone In 60 Seconds(2000) Starring Nicolas Cage,Angelina Jolie, Giovanni Ribisi,Christopher Eccleston, Delroy Lindo.Tense thriller. Car thief MemphisRaines is forced to steal 50 luxuryvehicles in one night in order to savethe life of his brother, who has fallenfoul of a dangerous crime lord. Oncethe most successful car thief inCalifornia, Raines must reassemblehis old gang to fulfil the almostimpossible mission. His task is furtherhampered by a rival band of thievesand the local police.11.15 FILM: Bangkok Dangerous(2008) Starring Nicolas Cage,Shahkrit Yamnarm, Charlie Yeung.Thriller about a cold internationalcontract killer who travels to Bangkokfor his last assignments. 12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 TheGadget Show 4.00 House Doctor 4.25Make It Big 4.50 Make It Big 5.15Angels Of Jarm 5.20 Angels Of Jarm5.30 Angels Of Jarm 5.40 Roary TheRacing Car 5.50 Roary The Racing Car

BBC16.00am Breakfast 7.30 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 Sunday Politics 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 1.00 BBC News 1.15 Bargain Hunt 2.15 Escape To The Country 3.15 The Great British Bake Off 4.15 Points Of View 4.30 Songs Of Praise 5.10 Deadly On A Mission: Pole To Pole 5.40 Pointless Celebrities 6.30 BBC News 6.50 South East Today 7.00 Countryfile Countryfile playshost, for the second year running, to the One Man and His Dogsheepdog trials. 8.00 Antiques Roadshow TheAntiques Roadshow is back amongthe ruins of Kirby Hall inNorthamptonshire. There are plentyof curious and highly valuable finds,including Victorian jewellery, ArtDeco enamel, a toy football team anda Venetian drug jar that could beworth a fortune if it is original. 9.00 Our Girl See highlights.10.00 BBC News 10.20 South East Today10.30 Match Of The Day 2 Mark Chapman introduces highlightsof the day’s Premier League meetingbetween West Brom and Burnley,plus a look back at all the action from Saturday’s matches. 11.20 FILM: Flightplan (2005)Starring Jodie Foster, PeterSarsgaard, Erika Christensen, JanaKolesarova. Mystery drama. When awoman’s six-year-old daughterinexplicably vanishes during atransatlantic flight, she struggles to convince the cabin crew that she is telling the truth about the disappearance. 12.50am Weather For The Week Ahead 12.55 BBC News

6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 At The Amex 9.00 British Wrestling Weekly10.00 At The Amex11.00 Latest Homes Live1.00pm At The Amex2.00 British Wrestling Weekly3.00 At The Amex4.00 Growing Concerns5.00 Cook It!5.30 The Vote

6.00 News The latest local newsplus national updates.6.30 Latest Homes Live Dailyproperty show with all the homes forsale and to let in the area, as well asiconic buildings, local history andarchitecture, and finance tips.8.30 News The latest local newsplus national updates.9.00 FilmFest on 8 FilmFest on 811.00 News The latest local newsplus national updates.11.30 You Make It, We Show ItFrom shorts to Spielberg-esque featsof filmmaking, send in your films andLatest TV will broadcast them!12.00am News 12.30 Latest HomesLive 2.30 News 3.00 FilmFest on 85.00 News 5.30 You Make It, WeShow It

BBC26.00am Countryfile 7.00 Great British Garden Revival 8.00 Gardeners’ World 8.30 The Beechgrove Garden 9.00 The Football League Show 10.20 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.50 Lorraine Pascale: How To Be A Better Cook 12.20pm Rick Stein’s MediterraneanEscapes 1.20 Cycling: Road WorldChampionships 4.00 Canoeing: World SlalomChampionships Highlights 5.30 Rugby League: Super League Playoffs 6.30 Jungle Atlantis Documentaryseries following an archaeologicalteam in Cambodia as they uncoverthe mysteries of Angkor Wat.7.30 Golf: Ryder Cup Hazel Irvineintroduces highlights of the final dayof the Ryder Cup from Gleneagles, asEurope takes on the USA in one ofsport’s most compelling contests. Thefinal day features the singlesmatches and it was in these conteststhat the European team engineeredtheir ‘Miracle at Medinah’ in 2013. 9.30 Mock The Week Dara O Briainhosts the topical panel show asguests Rob Beckett, Milton Jones,Romesh Ranganathan and HollyWalsh take a satirical swipe at theweek’s news.10.00 FILM: Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll (2010) Starring AndySerkis, Naomie Harris, Tom Hughes,Olivia Williams, Bill Milner, RayWinstone, Toby Jones. Biographicaldrama. Neither troubled relationshipsnor childhood polio hold singer-songwriter Ian Dury back from hisburning urge to make music on histerms, despite the cost to those close to him.11.55 FILM: The Children (2008)Starring Eva Birthistle, StephenCampbell Moore, Rachel Shelley.British horror movie. 1.15am Sign Zone: Countryfile 2.10 Sign Zone: Holby City

ITV16.00am Fort Boyard: UltimateChallenge 6.25 Pat & Stan 6.35 Pat &Stan 6.40 Dino Dan 6.50 Dino Dan7.05 Canimals 7.10 Canimals 7.20 OmNom Stories 7.25 Sooty 7.40 Mr Bean7.50 Ultimate Spider-Man 8.20 Nerds& Monsters 8.30 Big Time Rush 9.00The Aquabats! Super Show! 9.25 ITVNews 9.30 Dickinson’s Real Deal10.25 Murder, She Wrote 11.25 ITV News & Weather 11.35 FILM: Carry On Girls (1973) 1.15pm FILM: Fletch Lives (1989) 3.00The X Factor 4.15 Downton Abbey5.45 All Star Family Fortunes 6.35 ITV News Meridian 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Sunday Night At ThePalladium Comedian Jack Whitehallhosts the third show in the revivedseries. Tonight, there are specialperformances by the legendary LionelRichie and The Script. Hollywoodactress and Bond Girl GemmaArterton gives an exclusive previewof her new West End Musical MadeIn Dagenham. Followed by comedyand some incredible speciality acts.8.00 The X Factor The singingcompetition’s nerve-racking bootcampstage concludes in this weekend’sthird and final instalment. DermotO’Leary offers support to the hopefulsat this make-or-break milestone ontheir X Factor journey. 9.00 Downton Abbey See highlights.10.05 ITV News; Weather 10.20 I Married The Waiter: Love In The Sun Documentary about British women from a range ofbackgrounds and ages who foundlove while on holiday. 11.15 Rugby Highlights: Aviva Premiership Mark Durden-Smith and David Flatman present allthe action from Round 4 of the Aviva Premiership.12.10am The Store 2.30 MotorsportUK 3.20 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA4.05 ITV Nightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show

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The Undriveables ITV1, 8pmOh, this should be fun - Britain’sworst learner drivers are pairedup with the country’s bestinstructors to make excellenttelevisual viewi... erm, rather, tosee if they can pass their tests.Winning their licenses would belife changing, but will these near-hopeless cases prove too muchfor the wits of their instructors?

Gadget ManChannel 4, 8.30pmLovely, funny man RichardAyoade looks at gadgets, andhow they can help in everydaylife. An army of window cleaningrobots help Richard get the‘gadget house’ ready forviewings, and he checks out oneof the country’s most high-techhomes in the company of ClaudiaWinkleman. Futuristic.

Sexy BeastsBBC3, 10pmWe’ve all had terrible first dateswith good looking people, andwe’ve all been on an ill-advisedsecond, having fallen victim totheir beautiful faces. Well, thisshow aims to break down thoseself-sabotaging superficialities ...think you could never fancy adragon, an alien or a tree? Don’tbe so close-minded!

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Sky One9.00am NCIS: Los Angeles(x2) 11.00 Hawaii Five-0(x2) 1.00pm NCIS: LosAngeles (x2) 3.00 Airline3.30 Glee 4.30 Futurama(x4) 6.30 The Simpsons (x3)8.00 Duck Quacks Don’tEcho 9.00 50 Ways To KillYour Mammy 10.00 AnIdiot Abroad 2 11.00 NCIS:Los Angeles (x3) 2.00amHawaii Five-0 (x2)

BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00Junior Paramedics 9.00Hotel Of Mum And Dad10.00 Sexy Beasts. Seehighlights. 10.30EastEnders 11.00 FamilyGuy (x2) 11.45 AmericanDad! (x2) 12.30 Hotel OfMum And Dad 1.30 SexyBeasts 2.00 Don’t Drop TheBaby 3.00 Hotel Of MumAnd Dad 5.30 Close

BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 Great British RailwayJourneys 8.00 BritishGardens In Time 9.00 LostKingdoms Of CentralAmerica 10.00 Arms Dealer:The Notorious Mr Bout11.25 I Never Tell AnybodyAnything: The Life And ArtOf Edward Burra 12.25amPrince: A Purple Reign 1.25The Wonder Of Animals

ITV212.15pm Emmerdale 12.50Coronation Street (x2) 1.50The Jeremy Kyle Show (x3)5.05 The Real HousewivesOf Beverly Hills (x2) 7.00You’ve Been Framed! (x2)8.00 The X Factor 9.00Release The Hounds 10.00Plebs 10.30 Dapper LaughsOn The Pull 11.00 Viral Tap11.45 The Job Lot 12.20amTwo And A Half Men (x4)

ITV33.10pm The Return OfSherlock Holmes 4.25Barbara 4.55 Never TheTwain 5.25 On The Buses6.00 Heartbeat 7.00 JudgeJudy (x2) 8.00 Wycliffe 9.00The Specsavers CrimeThriller Club 10.00 Trial AndRetribution 11.00 WilliamAnd Mary 12.05am TheReturn Of Sherlock Holmes1.10 Second Thoughts (x2)

E43.00pm Melissa & Joey3.30 Rules Of Engagement4.00 The Tomorrow People5.00 How I Met YourMother (x2) 6.00 The BigBang Theory (x2) 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 How I MetYour Mother 8.00 New Girl8.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine9.00 The 100 10.00 Glue11.00 The Big Bang Theory(x2) 2.00am Rude Tube

More411.55am Time Team (x2)2.00pm Come Dine WithMe (x4) 4.10 A Place In TheSun 4.40 A Place In TheSun: Home Or Away (x2)6.50 Come Dine With Me7.55 Grand Designs 9.00FILM: Patriot Games (1992)11.20 Embarrassing Bodies12.25am Come Dine WithMe 1.30 A Place In TheSun: Home Or Away (x2)

Film411.00am Topaz (1969)1.50pm The Hindenburg(1975) 4.20 Reap The WildWind (1942) 6.45 Star TrekII: The Wrath Of Khan(1982) 8.55 The Riot ClubInterview Special 9.00Ghost Rider: Spirit OfVengeance (2011) 10.50Man On Fire (2004) 1.40amHalf Nelson (2006) 3.20Close

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Channel 46.45am Will And Grace 7.10 The KingOf Queens 7.35 The King Of Queens8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond 8.30 Everybody Loves Raymond 9.00 Frasier 9.30 Frasier 10.00 Frasier10.30 Undercover Boss Canada 11.30 Four In A Bed 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Four In A Bed 12.35 Four In ABed 1.05 Four In A Bed 1.40 Four In ABed 2.10 A Place In The Sun: HomeOr Away 3.10 Countdown 4.00 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Four In A Bed 5.30 Come Dine With Me 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Teen drama. TheMcQueens and Ste unite to supportJohn Paul as Finn’s trial begins. 7.00 Channel 4 News 8.00 Jamie’s Comfort Food Jamietakes on three comfort food classics.In this episode, Jamie makes a heartyfish pie, helped by his son Buddy,along with a delicate fish curry madewith coconut milk and a spinachsauce. He also makes gnudi servedwith a butter and sage sauce. 8.30 Gadget Man See highlights.9.00 24 Hours In Police CustodyDocumentary series followingBedfordshire Police officers from thecells at Luton Police Station to theheart of major crime investigations. Inthis episode, a man is arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to murder.10.20 Jon Richardson Grows UpJon embarks on a journey to learnwhat it takes to be a happy adult.11.25 NFL: The American FootballShow Vernon Kay presents the bestof the action from week three of theNFL. Featured highlights include theMiami Dolphins against the OaklandRaiders at Wembley, and the DallasCowboys‘ clash with New OrleansSaints.12.20am FILM: Ship Of Theseus(2012) Drama. 3.00 Mammon 3.55Sarah Beeny’s Selling Houses 4.45Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 5.05 TheMillion Pound Drop

Channel Five6.00am Children’s television 6.50 PipAhoy! 7.05 Ben And Holly’s LittleKingdom 7.15 The Mr Men Show7.35 Thomas & Friends 7.45Milkshake! Monkey 7.50 Noddy InToyland 8.00 Little Princess 8.15Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.35 Toby’sTravelling Circus 8.50 Bananas InPyjamas 9.00 Tickety Toc 9.15 TheWright Stuff 11.10 Cowboy Builders 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime 12.15Police Interceptors 1.15 Home AndAway 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS3.15 FILM: Deadly Honeymoon (2010)5.00 5 News At 5 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Casey isupset about Josh moving in. 6.30 5 News Tonight 7.00 The Gadget Show Action-packed consumer show showcasingthe latest tech presented by OrtisDeley, Jason Bradbury, Jon Bentleyand Olympic skeleton champion AmyWilliams. In this episode, the teampush four leading pressure washersto their limits, Amy hitches a ride inRomania in an all-purpose emergencyvehicle and Jon weighs up fivedevices offering different experiencesfor film and TV viewers. 8.00 Ultimate Police InterceptorsDocumentary series following thehigh-speed pursuit unit of theLincolnshire police force. 9.00 Too Tough To Teach? Two-partdocumentary series in which camerasgo inside the Ian Mikardo HighSchool in East London, a school forboys with severe and complexbehavioural problems, focusing onfive very different boys over thecourse of six months.10.00 Under The Dome Drama.When Barbie and Sam set out toinvestigate a mysterious tunnel, acave-in severs their path back. 10.55 FILM: The Terminator (1984)Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.1.15am SuperCasino 3.10 JamesBulger: Britain’s Worst Crimes 4.00Wildlife SOS 4.20 Great Scientists4.45 House Doctor (x3)

BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Rip Off Britain 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 Saints And Scroungers 11.45 Break-in Britain - TheCrackdown 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Perfection 3.00 Escape To The Country 3.45 Home Away From Home 4.30 Antiques Road Trip 5.15 Pointless 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show If it’s got Britaintalking then it will get talked abouton The One Show. Presented by MattBaker and Alex Jones.7.30 Inside Out Emma Thomasinvestigates rogue landlords in Kentand Sussex. Natalie Grahamexamines the pros and cons of solarfarms in the south east. And 150years of the Seaford railway line.8.00 EastEnders It is time for thebride and groom to wed - if they canmake it down the aisle. Roxy givesAleks an ultimatum. Abi is devastatedwhen Ben delivers some shockingnews.8.30 Panorama Panorama.9.00 New Tricks Drama seriesfeaturing an eccentric bunch of ex-policemen, brought out of retirementto investigate unsolved crimes.10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Room 101 Frank Skinnerrefereeing three celebrities eachweek as they compete to banish theirtop peeve or worst nightmare to thedepths of Room 101.11.15 The Graham Norton ShowGraham Norton presents a showfocusing on people, trends, storiesand the aspects of celebrity culturethat interest him most.12.05am Weather For The WeekAhead 12.10 BBC News

6.00am Latest Homes Live 8.00 Best of Brighton Lights 8.30 You Make It, We Show It 9.00 Latest Homes Live11.00 International Chef Exchange12.00pm Latest Homes Live2.00 British Wrestling Weekly3.00 Latest Homes Live 5.00 Growing Concerns

6.00 News The latest local newsplus national updates.6.30 Newspapers7.00 Brighton Lights Entertainmentshow with Guy Lloyd and Lynn RuthMiller7.30 News The latest local newsplus national updates.8.00 The Vote Frank Le Duc coverslocal and national politics and theupcoming key elections for our future.Expect heated debates as Brightondecides on Latest TV!8.30 You Make It, We Show ItFrom shorts to Spielberg-esque featsof filmmaking, send in your films andLatest TV will broadcast them!9.00 Cook It! Andrew Kay’s weekly‘how to’ cookery programme.9.30 Ordinary Lives10.00 Brighton Lights Brighton’svery own lifestyle and entertainmentmagazine programme, withpresenters Lynn Ruth Miller and GuyLloyd.10.30 News The latest local newsplus national updates.11.00 Bored Gamers Games,games, games!12.00am News 12.30 Newspapers1.00 Brighton Lights 1.30 News 2.00The Vote 2.30 You Make It, We ShowIt 3.00 Cook It! 3.30 Ordinary Lives4.00 Brighton Lights 4.30 News 5.00Bored Gamers

BBC26.05am Homes Under The Hammer7.05 Saints And Scroungers 7.50 Caught Red Handed 8.20 The Housing Enforcers 9.05 Russia’s Lost Princesses 10.05 Animal SOS 10.35 Click 11.00 BBC News 11.30 Daily PoliticsConference Special 1.00pm Fred Dibnah’s World OfSteam, Steel And Stone 1.30 Celebrity MasterChef 2.15 Ready Steady Cook 3.00 The Life Of Mammals 4.00 Great British Railway Journeys4.30 Pressure Pad 5.15 Flog It! 6.00 Eggheads Dermot Murnaghanhosts the nerdy quiz show.6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - ItTakes Two All the backstage gossipand behind-the-scenes action fromthe world of Strictly Come Dancing.7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road TripCelebrities go on a treasure hunt forantiques across the UK. 8.00 University Challenge Thestudents from University College,London encounter the studentsrepresenting the University of Exeterin another first round match. JeremyPaxman asks the questions.8.30 Only Connect Quiz show.9.00 Horizon Series exploring topicalscientific issues.10.00 Never Mind The BuzzcocksComedy pop quiz.10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Today At Conference AndrewNeil presents highlights of theConservative Party’s annualconference in Birmingham.11.50 The Long Shadow Tracing thelegacy of the Great War through ahundred years and ten differentcountries, historian David Reynoldsexamines how the war haunted thegeneration who lived through it andshaped the peace that followed.12.50am Sign Zone: ScrappersDocumentary. 4.00 Howard Goodall’sStory Of Music 1 5.00 Play On! 5.30Compose Yourself


6.00 ITV News Meridian 6.30 ITV News; Weather 7.00 Emmerdale The aftermath ofthe previous week is felt in thevillage. Sandy has a plan. Rakesh hitsa nerve with Kirin.7.30 Coronation Street Kylie istempted to cross the line. What isTim hiding from Sally? Neil says hisfinal goodbyes.8.00 The Undriveables Seehighlights.8.30 Coronation Street Can Davidforgive Kylie? Tim sparks Maddie’ssuspicions. Neil makes a swift exit.9.00 Cilla Conclusion of the threepart biopic of Liverpudlian songbird. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.40 The Chase Quiz show hostedby Bradley Walsh. 11.40 Goodwood Revival 2014Steve Rider and Amanda Strettonpresent coverage of the world’s onlyvintage motor racing event set totallyin the glamorous post-war years.Motor cycle legend Kevin Schwantztackles the Barry Sheene Memorialbike race, there is a celebration of SirJackie Stewart’s career, a focus onthe mighty Maserati 250F and atribute to West Sussex at war.12.40am Jackpot247 3.00 UEFAChampions League Weekly 3.25 TheJeremy Kyle Show USA 4.10 ITVNightscreen 5.05 The Jeremy KyleShow

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