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Flicking that jab like sugar ray Leonard You're your own sexuak time zone You only get the respect u demand You're always closing Sounds like a full plate 10 page bon bon United states is cavalry. Come over the hill when enough is enough Write down to scribe Defense used to be 10% of GDP under Eisenhower. Now its 3%. Avg cleaner from google play Reflective defenders If he's a genius I'm glad I'm not a genius Bring through their nerves Paul guy john guy Internet - Hypnotize you into darkness Immersion therapy How did that hookup come? Young kid with a dream Sexual center of universe Gifted with a silhouette appealing to men

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Page 1: Garrett Wasny 2015 Presentations

Flicking that jab like sugar ray Leonard

You're your own sexuak time zone

You only get the respect u demand

You're always closing

Sounds like a full plate

10 page bon bon

United states is cavalry. Come over the hill when enough is enough

Write down to scribe

Defense used to be 10% of GDP under Eisenhower. Now its 3%.

Avg cleaner from google play

Reflective defenders

If he's a genius

I'm glad I'm not a genius

Bring through their nerves

Paul guy john guy

Internet -

Hypnotize you into darkness

Immersion therapy

How did that hookup come?

Young kid with a dream

Sexual center of universe

Gifted with a silhouette appealing to men

Page 2: Garrett Wasny 2015 Presentations

If you're beautiful and young the world is your oyster

Cracking that code is like opening a safe

Take the wheels off the car

March 16

Hold your tongue

Full force on this

What popped in training

U get punished for being succellful

Stronger brain after been ng concussed than someone sitting on a couch

Israeli billy jack

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Outta line

Gent October 1979

March 13

Legally privileged problematic

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Relations are frosty to the point of arctic

How do get by nd this or can she

Second tier candidate

Raising concerns in her own party

Timing tone substance

Buyer's remorse

Outreach to party

Racism knows no zip code

Made progress but not perfect

Fighting a symptom of high weight

Cirque de so what

Save money after u paid

Do not hassle the Hoff

Fusion reactor in her

.astrology is a cousin of racism

March 12

Why my brother?

Too far in the drainage ditch

You weren't pissing all over it

Page 4: Garrett Wasny 2015 Presentations

Put a button on it

Goat greatest of all time

I don't know if they ever closed

Salt content of David Prudhomme menu

Me layer of Fred flintstone

He looks like he's getting laid every 8 seconds

Pretty much settled on douchebag

Rocket fuel

Flourish the cape

Go ball pine on me

Notice patterns and irregularities in my peripheral vision

Spidey sensed it

Bandwidth to the highest bidder

Inverted midas touch

Lifelock.com - security

March 11

New pixel

Uber of wireless

Interactive events google

Forekast - open source calendar

Google compare insurance

PDF viewer in google drive

Hipchat. Com

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A lot of moving parts and moving people

Google compare auto insurance

Being the tortoise is the way to go

Google drink instructions

Chase those tail lights

Hot on hot

Wrap it up with a bow

Quasi fetal

Tap Germany on the shoulder

Get their karma right

In the heart of Teutons there is something crazy going on

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March 5

Post orgasmic

Rapturous

Advance case

Abdicating responsibility

Positive reverberations

Style of politics

Not particularly defensivable

Pushed the market

Understatement is better than overstatement

Ocular technology

Hamster habitat

Youtube is 6%:of google revenue

1.9 billion phones sold last year

IKEA charging furniture

Infographic plague

Quick diagnostic

I am the happiest man alive.

I have that in me that can convert poverty into riches

Adversity to prosperity

I am more invulnerable than Achilles

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Fortune hath not place to hit me

Synthetic happiness is what we make when we don't get what we want

Not getting what we want can make us just as happy as getting what we want

Synthetic happiness is just as real as the happiness you were aiming for

Marinate you in a little bit of data

Affective hedonic aesthetic reactions

Psychological immune system

This nothing good or bad. Just thinking it makes it so.

When our ambition is bounded it leads us to work joyfully

When our fears are bounded we are thoughtful cautious prudent

When our fears are unbounded we are reckless and cowardly

Our longings and worries are both overblown

Inside us we have the capacity to manufacture the very experience -- happiness - we choose to

be chasing.

Stop focusing on what you don’t want to happen. – Focus on what you do want to happen.

Positive thinking is at the forefront of every great success story. If you awake every morning

with the thought that something wonderful will happen in your life today, and you pay close

attention, you’ll often find that you’re right.

Gym

Deep inside Cheyenne mountai

Fuckwad

Lowest momenta of my life

Blow a little sunshine0i

Everyone is mark Cuban

I want to help the helpless not the clueless

Find your shading and work that

Leaning tower of appeasement

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Dennis Prager

Don't have a yamika in this fiight

Second guesser I wasn't a first guesser

U can manage your head better than u think u can

Oddjobing that sucker

Tethering

Default is I gotta start hustling

You're the back end in the horse costume

Comedy basic training

The only time I got paid when I made twice as much for my boss

It's cold out there

À7s7aàaaaàaàaaas cootie form - it was originally in San script

Squeezed him like a bar rug