^ FREE AH.64 SUPPLEMENT!MidnighL The manager

calls engineer Tom Wlitc for

But youaid I was, sato I was

l, on days aff.

13) A-lrt Tod FEparEs thc jobd|c Schlumb.rgcr rray.

hold the tool while

you pull the

33) A.M- On the wry ro ric rigTom is in coasLTt coruTuniedon

The sheavej

fell out. Luckywe have two.

And don'tkink the

I hope this

is the ight rig - notlike last tine.

I'll be

witnessing the

log boy so

I wanna spitoon

rcady in

'And I wantto take the

after CALas well.

Inside the truck Toin gels acalibradon off an old data tlpedespite version 30 software crashes.

gaes in here

dick head!

Even allv a lvo.king lool stringis found and dre job cm ,t,n

The CSU has

cnshed again!

This dieniwon't knowthe difference

The tool is behcving erraticauy ud will not rcpelr. .Nor again'$irks Tom. He stays cool and plays ba.k par.r ot fie maid log tosDlicc on xs r reterr section,

0.K. Ton - any

mare stickefi?

glitches are

quitP normal -

don't wotry.

Tom erplains rhe log to $e clienL

I nanaged toget a set ofgolfclubs of the last

Nlighty fine

squiggies there

Tom. but where isthe CCL?

dnined the bloody

water cushion

there goes the

botton nose.

No. no losttine was rcported.

Why do you think Iam still bent aver?

Susan Hunt, Log Aorlysi. plays rie tape back and finds no dara.She sjrifdy subsritutcs a log from a nearby well.

And lea're yourradiation badge invour locker before

handling a source.

Is three lowfor a spern

count?

AH-ol - Best known as an Junk - v.t- to remove fromalternatlve magazine, less the books - a word peculLarwell known as an adaptor to technical and peisonnethead thing/. staff as in "Junk h1m on

paper-,

Kink the cable - per-lorm a perverse act. usu-ally due to having beenoffshore too long.

B"fo.. Cal - Usuallvdone at the same time'as

the after cal-

Tool, allows Schlumbergerto charge enorrnous fees aswell as usiing up rig time-

Sai.k."" - Smalt blackand white bits of gummedpaper. In Libya Filiptno rigcrew have been known towork a.tl night as opera-tors for a couple of ttrese.

Tn"aruta-Amlthicalptace where managersclaim they used to work.

I-lnderstandine - Whatthe client claims- he hadwhen he demands a freeservice.

enough to get you awayfrom your manager.

Iy'Vpe test - An ancientSchlumberger ritual morecommonly known as 'huntthe trainee'.

X-Rav (airoort) - usuallvblamed for iadlationbadge exposure.

Yello* *..k point - Notnearly strong enough-

Z"ro th"tool - fake a

Ccr - coutaLog, but therenot.

be Called aagain maybe

Days Off - A Iictionalterm used in contractsand no where else-

Eaa - o toot in search ofan interpretation.

FO\{ - Larse obsoleteIeather boun? books usefulas door-stops, fly swatsor for patching jeans.

Gtia.t ." - normallvcaused by bad holes dtcbut neyer by tool prob-lems..

Help FiIe Loosesheets of paper whichaccompany new softwarereleases that explain howto run the previous ver-sion.

N.,rtro., Bomb - Chans- I Iine Lhe NPHI alsocithm " ,Y acation Travel AI-wiihout informi"ns the Iowance _ A sum ofclienrs. " money not nearly [arge

IJogAnalyst-AtemDo-rary job held by failed 6utun-Iireable managers.

M""rrrm - winner ofthe laxative beauty con-test,

Oir - e dark smellv lio-uid thar some old fi6ld 'engineers actually claimto have seen.

P."ro.r.r"l Oflice - Theone with the disconnectedtelephone, barred win-dows and the armedguards.

Q-crr..t-Makeamarkon a chart (or better. sey-eral charts) every fewmonths.lntercom-ararelvread

sycophanric travelogde.trRFr - Repetitive Fishing

plausible calibratlon.