Tom Swifties

"I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!"

Tom said, Dolefully.

Tom Swifties

"That's the last time I'll ever pet a lion,"

Tom said, offhandedly.

Tom Swifties

"I'll never sleep on the railroad tracks again!"

Tom said, beside himself.

Tom Swifties

"That's the third electric shock I've gotten this

week!" Tom said, revolted.

Tom Swifties

"I'm never anywhere on time,"

Tom related.

Tom Swifties

"I won't let a flat tire get me down,"

Tom said, without despair.

Tom Swifties

"That car you sold me has defective steering!"

Tom said,straightforwardly.

Tom Swifties

"I've been on a diet," Tom expounded.

Tom Swifties

"I'll have to send that telegram again,"

Tom said, remorsefully.

Tom Swifties

"I keep banging my head on things,"

Tom said, bashfully.

Tom Swifties

"Look at that jailbird climb down that wall,"

Tom observed with condescension.

Tom Swifties

"I remember the midwest being flatter than this,"

Tom explained.

Tom Swifties

"That's the third time my teacher changed my

grade," Tom remarked.

Tom Swifties

"I'll have to dig another ditch around that castle,"

Tom sighed, remotely.

Tom Swifties

"I've lived through a lot of windstorms," Tom regaled.

Tom Swifties

"I haven't caught a fish all day!"

Tom said, without debate.

Tom Swifties

"That mink coat is on wrong side out," Tom inferred.