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The Laurel LetterThe Official Newspaper of Camp Laurelwood
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Summer 2010 Starts on a Dime
4th of July Celebrated in Style; Campers Go Patriot
By Ethan Kwassman
When you look around
camp this summer, what do you
see? Do you see the 3:1 camper to
staff ratio? Do you see a more
larger, yet close-knit camp that
encompasses all of the camp
grounds from periods 1 through
6? Indeed, those are appearances
By Ethan Kwassman
On the Fourth of July at Camp
Laurelwood, campers and staff alike
went wild for the annual Fourth of
July carnival. As always, there was an
abundance of patriotic spirit andany booths. Whether it was getting
hitched at the marriage booth or
having your face and nails painted,
he day was full of fun and unique
activities. Challenging games
nvolved B3's Three Cup Monty and
B1's classic Splat the Rat. Other
activities included sponge throwing
and water balloon contests to help
cool everyone down on the very hotand humid Independence Day.
A notable attraction at this
year's carnival was an inflatable
obstacle course and a bounce house,
which provided campers with a
much-needed break from the
challenging, yet fun-filled carnival
activities. Campers also enjoyed their
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Inside this issue.
Legends ofLaurelwood
Dress theCounselors Night
Camper Contest
LaurelwoodLingo of the
Week
Puzzle Page
of the camp, but they aren't wh
Summer at Camp Laurelwood
2010 is all about. What you
should be seeing is 9-time
Executive Director Ruth Ann
Ornstein sharing her enthusia
and love of Judaism with
everyone.
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full of cotton candy while hopping
from booth to booth and winning
some cool prizes in the process.
During the carnival, there were so
many things so everyone wasn't able
to do everything! Yet, everyone stillhad fun.
Later in the day bright lights
and colors filled the air. The
maintenance staff had put on a
fireworks display. Using grounded
fireworks, campers and staff were
amazed by the patriotic display as
they sat on towels watching from the
edge of Girls Field. Continuing in
the tradition, maintenance membersdrove around in golf carts around
the softball field, shooting up the
bright colors as they went. Many
campers and staff remarked alike
about the opportunity to see
fireworks firsthand from the camp's
grounds.
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There you are, sitting outside the Mess Hall waiting for lun
to begin. All of a sudden, you see a crowd beginning to grow on dock of the lake leading into Boy's Side. You look over to the rig
of the eternal water fountain and you see what all the excitemen
all about. Like a scene only from the movies, the camp's legenda
turtle, Tank, is bobbing out of the water, feasting on the bread
dropping from the hands of curious campers. This is just one of
many tales of Tank that campers and staff alike have been tellin
for years and years.
Laurelwood has no shortage of legends. Whether it's the gh
stories of Hymie, another camp legend, supposedly haunting
noccupied bunks or dramatic Big O comebacks, each legend is told with varying interpretations andtorylines. Camps need legends to thrive. Legends are not meant for setting the truth straight or to become
art of Big O skits. They are to be passed down to future campers like an oral tradition. Many of us at cam
ght now have our own interpretation of camp legends and a story to share. All of the different viewpoint
nd contradictions in these stories make these legends that more fun to share with others.
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Legends of Laurelwood:Never Lacking in Length or Levity
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Campers Go Wild for Dress the Counselors NightBy Ethan Kwassman
Mike Fitch, a B5Counselor, had his first 2010
day off planned since last
summer. Thinking that he was
definitely going to be chosen for
he cross-dressing fashion show,
he penciled in Dress the
Counselors Night as his first day
off. Whatever the date of Dress
he Counselors Night was going
o be, Fitch wanted no part of it.And you can't blame him. All of
he counselors chosen to be
dressed in clothes of the
opposite gender dreaded
participating in some way or
another. But after all, it is a
Laurelwood tradition. And
traditions are not to be broken.
A couple days into the firstweek of the camp, Dress the
Counselors Night took place in
the Rec Hall. The junior and
senior girls' bunk drafted the
male counselors first and then,
the boys' bunks did the same for
the female counselors. The
counselors who were spared took
their campers and chosen
counselor back to their bunks to
be dressed in their finest clothes
of course, and to prepare a little
act for the show. When all the
dressing and show preparation
was done, everybody returned to
the Rec Hall for the competition.
Much to everyone's amazement,
the chosen counselors seemed to
in their new roles quite well, withcourse, a little exaggeration from
campers who dressed them.
Cameras flashed as the cho
counselors showed off their ensem
and moved to the beat of the mus
Hilarity ensued as the participant
exaggerated aspects of the opposi
gender, with everything from
mannerisms to speech. The judgin
was based on the ensemble and th
act that came with it. The winners
were determined by the audience
applause to each of the acts. In th
end, Barbara Harding and Jon
Rubik's Cube Scheiber were
victorious.
The camp's legendary snappingturtle, Tank, lives in this lake.
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If you got a story regarding
legend to tell, don't hesitate to
hare it with your bunkmates and
eers at camp. A legend can't
ecome a legend until it is shared
with others. Of course, all legends
ave some degree of truth, but
ltimately they are based on
bservation and all sorts of
ssumptions. You, the readers of
his paper, now have tremendous
ower. We are finally going to
write down these legends and
ecord them. Maybe it was some
nidentified creature you saw (or
hink you saw) on an overnight
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What you should be seeing is
Barnett Goldman's amazing ability
o organize some of the most
wesome campwide activities suchs inflatable obstacle course races
nd the always fun and
ntertaining game of dodgeball.
What you should be seeing is
xactly why you came to
aurelwood this summer. You
ame for the people, for the
xperience, for the memories you
ave and the ones that willistinguish this summer from the
thers.
Indeed, Laurelwood in '10 is
estined to be one to remember.
taples of Laurelwood like brothers
Craig and Josh Barrows return on
taff for their gazillionth summer,
nd five continents are represented
Summer 2010 Starts on a Dime
trip in Pioneer Village or an
unimaginable game of muddy gaga.
Now, be sure to remind your
audience that legends are based
solely on your observations or how
you remember the story being told
to you. Telling stories of legends can
be a lot like the game of telephone
since a great deal could be lost in
translation. We know that Tank
exists. However, it is probably very
inconceivable that Hymie is going to
haunt your bunk or that an
uninvited four-legged visitor is
going to drop in on your camp-out.
Still, if all members of your audience
agree to hear your story, you're as
good as gold to add to Laurelwo
oral storytelling tradition.
Everybody loves a good s
This is something everyone can
without much practice. Of cours
you can flesh out of the story or
practice telling it in a certain wa
And of course, stories are best to
when they incorporate as much
the five senses as possible. Here
Laurelwood, the newspaper staf
eager to hear all about various c
legends and possibly publish the
in a future issue. If interested, b
sure to write an article for a futu
issue and hand it in for
consideration.
by staff members this year. Places
such as Colombia, South Africa,
France, Israel, England, Hungary
and Scotland are some of the places
that foreign staff members callhome. At camp, you've come to
know Ilana as the guitarist. You've
come to know Barnett as the leader
of the Gladiators ( la Campers vs.
Counselors day). In addition, Josh
and Alyia have become a major
force in Upper Camp. Of course, the
staff core forms a powerful nucleus
of foreigners, veterans, first-timersand a substantial amount of junior
counselors.
The list of junior counselors
(which would run off this page)
may be long, but their knowledge of
camp traditions and ability to make
this summer as enjoyable as
possible is just as rich as any staff
member.
In addition to the people
popular destinations such as th
octagon gaga pit on Boys' Field
the beach volleyball court on GField have provided campers th
opportunity to improve their
athletic agility and to take
advantage of the summer sun. Y
have to look at all that Laurelw
has to offer you and make the m
of it. That may involve impress
Hazel by zipping through the ro
course in Pioneer Village, orshowing off to Pete by kayaking
extra lap across the length of th
lake. However, it has to be
something that makes you say,
Look at what I just did! You m
your summer at Laurelwood m
than anyone. Here's to Laurelw
in '10!
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Camper ContributionsThe following campers contributed to the Laurel Letter as
part of the Newspaper Elective:Shea Belsky, David Duhl, Justin Devos, Ethan Schaffer,
Josh Baron, Gabriella Silverman, Sadie Snow, Jenny
Steinberg, Sam Gropper, Nicole Goldstein, Stella Berfas,
Lily Dudel, Caroline Jaffe, Hadar Ben Haim, Sarah Stein,
hoshana Golovin, Melanie Sillman, Sapir Shushan, Ross
Pellenberg, Ellie Tein, Liani Levy, Julia Schaffer, Sam
Cohen, Miriam Roday and Ilana Sheveloff
WANTED
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THE ILLUSTRIOUS D TWAIN.He has returned to our grounds once again, and
saga has taken upon an extra flight. He is seen
more elastically now, swinging from tree to tre
climbing ladders that extend to the moon and
flying with squirrels while making his way
through vertical vines. Rumor has it that he can
spotted after dark, camouflaged behind a row o
trees, ready to pounce like a wildcat. Others ha
spotted him hanging from inner branches knowas rafters, claiming that he transforms from man
ape, as his animal calls sound throughout the
night. He is known for responding to question
with a very distinct Chuh. One should beware
him sneaking up behind you as he may grab yo
shoulders to prompt conversation in a move on
known as The D Twain. If you can spot him a
tame him, rewards will be sure to come your w
Coming Next Issue:
Learn from LaurelwoodersHave a particular skill that you would
like to share with others? Well, The Laurel
Letter Bulletin has just the resource you need.Beginning in our next issue, You, the readers
will have a chance to teach others your particular skill
in your very own Learn from Laurelwooders column.
ubmit all how-to articles no later than Friday, July 30th,
for a chance to have it featured in the next issue.
Want to become Internet famous?You can now post for the Laurel Letter blog. Place all
articles for the Laurel Letter blog in the Ziploc bags
marked Laurel Letter located in the back of the MessHall. If selected, the Journalism Staff will post your
content online, giving credit where credit is due.
Place all articles for the next Laurel Letter Bulletin in the
Ziploc bags marked Laurel Letter located in the back of
the Mess Hall.
Want to be a part of the end-of-the-summer issue?
Anyone at camp can report and write an article for the
Going Home edition. Start getting in your articles for the
ull-scale newspaper now. Place all articles for the Laurel
Letter Newspaper in the Ziploc bags marked Laurel
Letter located in the back of the Mess Hall.
Laurel Letter Contesfor Issue 3
Write about a certain skill, or talent that yo
have and either explain what you enjoy abo
this activity, or explain how to do it or imprupon skills in it. We'll only take a few and t
best ones may earn you a reward.
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...Continued from pa
Earlier in the day, America's national past time was play
as the Old School Staff defeated the New School. After th
counselor softball game during rest hour, juniors and
seniors got another opportunity to jump on the inflatab
at Girls Field. Super Seniors engaged in such activities li
boating, dance, basketball, and speed ball.And of course
with the nature of the American summer heat being wha
was, all camp got a chance to dip in the pool to cool off.
Overall, it was surely an incredible Independence Day
celebration!
4th of July Celebrated in StyleCampers Go Patriotic
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Visit the online camp
community at Bunk1.com
http://tinyurl.com/LaurelwoodBunk1
Register today to check out the latestphotos of this summer!
LaurelwoodLingo of the Week
Brought to you by theLaurelwood Library
Freeze Gopher!Verb; phrase used to command
peopleto freeze in place; used as a gameduring meals to determine who's
stacking.(After reading Freeze Gopher! above, youshould freeze in place until you're told to
Unfreeze.)ie.: Counselor calls Freeze Gopher!
(Johnny moves his arm
and Counselor actually sees himmove). Counselor tellseveryone to Unfreeze and says,
Okay, so far, Johnny is stacking.Then, counselor puts his finger on
his nose.(Never mind that, we'll
leave that game for another time.)
Chess Puzzle
Find the checkmate within thischess game.
Hint: There are two movesremaining.
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This issue has been created bythe Newspaper Elective Staff.
Head Editor:Ethan Kwassman
Layout & Design:Jon Rubik's Cube Scheiber
Super Senior Camper Editor:Shea Belsky
Photo Credits to Barnett Goldmanand the CL Bunk1.com photographers.
CreditsWe would like to thank Shea Belsky for his contributions in
athering, writing and typing up articles. We also like to thank theffice staff for collating, distribution mechanisms and letting us useheir computers whenever we needed them. We also extend ourhanks to Barnett Goldman and all the CL Bunk1.comhotographers for letting us use photos taken from their cameras
or this issue. In addition, we deeply appreciate the efforts of Laura,he Programming Director, for enabling us to use the Laurelwoodibrary and for scheduling time devoted to journalistic work.inally, we would like to thankYOU, the readers, for supporting usom the beginning and reading this very issue today.
Puzzle Page
All answers to puzzleswill appear in Issue 2 of
the Laurel Letter Bulletin
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