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08/27/10 Issue 5

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A batch of Cherry Bomb Punch can serve up to 20 guests. Ruby-red cherries have a thick flesh that’s deeply aromatic which ads a full-bodied flavor that ranges from sour and tart, to red wine. Cherry Bomb is not too bitter or sweet, in part to dried apricots and other citrus liqueurs that balance out the cherry’s naturally bold taste. Be warned, Cherry Bomb carries a mean punch and once you start, you won’t want to stop so drink responsibly!

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The Allnighterz are a 4 piece classic rock band that has been playing all over Havasu for the past year. The name, “The Allnighterz”, stems from the band’s inability to say goodnight

at the end of the evening when the party is over. Every-one in “The Allnighterz” has been involved in numerous bands but, they all agree they have never been in one like this. This band loves to have a good time and loves to see everyone else having as much fun as them. Their taste in music ranges from Sam Cooke to Red Hot Chili Peppers and that range can be heard in their set list on any given night.

Here are a few fun facts to help you get to know the guys better: Guitarist, Rich Navarrette (aka The Lab Rat) got his nickname because he has a habit of getting himself stuck into corners at the end of the night and then can’t find his way out. Bass player, Joe Pegorin (aka Heat Miser) loses muscular control of his face while playing and has become the visual highlight of live performances (yes ladies, he is single). Drummer Jon Atfield (aka Popeye) can be heard making comments to his invisible bird Max, that lives in his pocket. Last but not least, Danny Perretta (aka Dan Manzerik), the keyboard player, spends much of his spare time praying for the lost souls of his bandmates and we’re pretty sure he’s getting tired of it.

You can find these guys in action at all of the usual hang-outs including Jake’s, The Office and Havasu Lanes. This next month (Sept.) they’ll be adding more dates/venues to their schedule and look for The All Nighterz on the patio at Chuy’s this September as the weather cools. The Allnighterz are also available for special events and private parties. Come out and join them for a cocktail and a good time, don’t be afraid to call a shuttle at the end of the night! Check out their Facebook page at www.facebook.com/allnighterz.az.

by: The Lab Rat

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A batch of Cherry Bomb Punch can serve up to 20 guests. Ruby-red cherries have a thick flesh that’s deeply aromatic which ads a full-bodied flavor that ranges from sour and tart, to red wine. Cherry Bomb is not too bitter or sweet, in part to dried apricots and other citrus liqueurs that balance out the cherry’s naturally bold taste. Be warned, Cherry Bomb carries a mean punch and once you start, you won’t want to stop so drink responsibly!

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The Allnighterz are a 4 piece classic rock band that has been playing all over Havasu for the past year. The name, “The Allnighterz”, stems from the band’s inability to say goodnight

at the end of the evening when the party is over. Every-one in “The Allnighterz” has been involved in numerous bands but, they all agree they have never been in one like this. This band loves to have a good time and loves to see everyone else having as much fun as them. Their taste in music ranges from Sam Cooke to Red Hot Chili Peppers and that range can be heard in their set list on any given night.

Here are a few fun facts to help you get to know the guys better: Guitarist, Rich Navarrette (aka The Lab Rat) got his nickname because he has a habit of getting himself stuck into corners at the end of the night and then can’t find his way out. Bass player, Joe Pegorin (aka Heat Miser) loses muscular control of his face while playing and has become the visual highlight of live performances (yes ladies, he is single). Drummer Jon Atfield (aka Popeye) can be heard making comments to his invisible bird Max, that lives in his pocket. Last but not least, Danny Perretta (aka Dan Manzerik), the keyboard player, spends much of his spare time praying for the lost souls of his bandmates and we’re pretty sure he’s getting tired of it.

You can find these guys in action at all of the usual hang-outs including Jake’s, The Office and Havasu Lanes. This next month (Sept.) they’ll be adding more dates/venues to their schedule and look for The All Nighterz on the patio at Chuy’s this September as the weather cools. The Allnighterz are also available for special events and private parties. Come out and join them for a cocktail and a good time, don’t be afraid to call a shuttle at the end of the night! Check out their Facebook page at www.facebook.com/allnighterz.az.

by: The Lab Rat

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JOKES? Send them to [email protected]!

SIGNS YOU MAY BE BUZZZZ’D * Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.* You fall off the floor.* You lose arguments with inanimate objects.* You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.* Job interfering with your drinking.* Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.* The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.* You sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.* 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coinci-dence?? You think not!* You can focus better with one eye closed.* The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.* Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.* Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burg-er, screw dinner!* Your idea of cutting back is less salt.* You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed ... hmmm?* Roseanne looks good.

A guy walks in to a bar and says ouch!

Two peanuts walk in to a bar. One was a salted. A dyslexic man walks in to a bra. A skeleton walks in to a bar and says, I’ll have a beer and a mop.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender says “Why the long face?”

A tissue walks in to a bar and the bartender asks if he can pour him a drink. The tissue says “Hell no, it’ll go right through me!” The bartender says “Well, you don’t have to get all snotty about it!”

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