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in the season of giving, this week’s Mature Arkansas has some gifts for you to enjoy. Who wouldn’t enjoy a gift of unconditional love throughout

the year? Kaye Risser tells you how to get it free and improve a loved one’s health at the same time. Too good to be true? See for yourself on page 8.

Paige Parham’s second Advent week of ideas to help you and your family enjoy the holidays includes where to get a free yoga lesson, free genealogy lessons, a simple craft project to share with your grandchildren and places to give away old clothing you no longer need—see page 6. She’s also included a gift catalog that gives two gifts for the price of one.

Dr. Don Deems explains the health benefits of replacing missing teeth—a special gift to give yourself. If you need The Perfect Gift for your family, Jane Purtle tells you what it is, how to get it (and some of you may be able to get it free) and why your family needs it—see page 7.

Kelly Ferguson explains on page 14 why you need to call your Internet provider first, before you make any decisions about buying a computer this Christmas.

Looking for a gift for your favorite cook? Read A Novel Idea on page 11. Just need a free meal? Take the grandkids to one of the restaurants listed on page 13.

A Health Benefits Exchange, as outlined by the Affordable Care Act, is a marketplace where individuals and small

employers can shop for insurance coverage with the same clout as large businesses. An exchange creates larger insurance pools for individuals and small employers. Larger pools mean lower costs and premiums and more choices for consumers. They are a one-stop shopping place for researching, comparing and purchasing health insurance.

Exchanges must be available in every state by January 1, 2014. Each state has the choice of setting up its own exchange or the federal government will set one up for them.

The operation of an Arkansas Health Benefits Exchange is no longer an option. I write these words with great regret. Lack of legislative support has placed Arkansas’ citizens in the position of participating in an exchange operated by the federal government. However, there is an option available that permits states electing not to operate their own exchange to have some input.

The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (DHHS) recently announced a Federal Partnership Model that reaches out to states to perform some exchange functions. Under the Partnership Model, DHHS would be responsible and account-able for ensuring the exchange meets established standards.

Using the Partnership Model, DHHS would, at a minimum, do the following:

• Determine consumer eligibility for Medicaid, private plan subsidies and other cost reductions.

• enroll or re-enroll consumers into a plan of their choice• manage advanced tax credits• manage consumer and employer communications• operate a call center• perform website management• provide written correspondence with consumers to support

eligibility and enrollment• develop risk reduction strategies such as risk adjustment

and reinsurance.One advantage of the Partnership Model is that the Federal

Exchange will help fund core functions traditionally performed by states. These include plan management functions such as insurance plan selection, rating, monitoring and oversight (including on-going data that drives improvements). DHHS

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Arkansas has an Exchange OptionBy Jay Bradford, Arkansas Insurance Commissioner

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recognizes that local control over the marketplace is critical to promoting consumer protection and keeping costs down.

Another key advantage under the Partnership Model is consumer outreach and education. The Navigator Program will serve as a source of impartial information about the benefits and restric-tions of health plans included in the exchange. Navigators will also explain tax credits and cost-sharing reductions associated with the plans. The Partnership Model would let a state provide outreach efforts geared to their population, rather than based on a composite of national consumer characteristics. States participating in this core func-tion would also see local job growth related to enrollment efforts.

Federal funding is available to those states choosing to partici-pate in the Federal Exchange Partnership Model. Level One grants make funds available to participating states to develop core components of the Federal Exchange. Federal money is avail-able for planning as well as start-

up funding to develop, enhance, and automate insurance plan management functions. Federal funds are also available to imple-ment and evaluate effective outreach and education programs.

States choosing to participate in the Federal Exchange Partnership Model will be in a better position to decide if they want to operate a State Exchange in the future.

Mr. Bradford has been Arkansas’ Insurance Commissioner since 2009 and was a former State Senator from Pine Bluff.

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we Need More Assisted LivingDear Editor:

The Arkansas Health Services Permit Agency is considering serious changes in the Rules and Regulations to the Assisted Living Methodology.

I am writing in opposition to these proposed changes to the Rules and Regulations, which could have a detrimental effect on Arkansans for many years to come.

If changes are made, no new assisted living facilities could be built in 11 counties that contain almost half of Arkansas’ total population.

We need more assisted living beds in Arkansas, not fewer—espe-cially in light of the aging baby boomers.

Assisted living is an alternative to more costly nursing home care. The state should not adopt rules that force people into nursing homes.

The proposed change is not in the best interests of Arkansas families or the state budget which funds the majority of nursing home care.

The need for Arkansans to have access to more assisted living facilities is obvious when you look at the 2010 CMS data on deficien-cies cited on Arkansas nursing homes. The latest government data shows 78% of Arkansas nursing homes have been cited for having an environment that caused accidents; 60% cited for poor quality of care; 52% cited for poor food sanitation; 46% cited for failing to prevent bed sores. This is deplorable. Last year there were over 2,500 violations cited for “Actual Harm.”

Assisted living facilities give Arkansans the opportunity to live their lives in a safer and more independent environment. This is what we all deserve as American citizens.

Sincerely,Gary Melton, Vice PresidentArkansas Advocates for Nursing Home ResidentsSearcy

If someone calls or emails you saying they are from medicare, you can be

sure they’re lying to you. chances are, they are trying to scam you to get your Social Security number or bank account number.

If you give out personal information to strangers, chances are you will lose money and possibly your identity to a

thief, according to Arkansas Attorney General dustin mcdaniel.

mcdaniel recently issued a consumer alert about a new scam targeting medicare beneficiaries. callers may be using the names of fictitious companies such as National medical Office, medicare National Office or National medicare or even say they are with the government.

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Dear Editor:If you choose to print this letter, you could help someone save

thousands of dollars and a lot of heartache.According to the AARP, Arkansas ranks 37th among the 50 states

in the effectiveness with which it delivers services to older people, specifically with regard to assisting with their long-term care coverage.

I have been in the life insurance business for more than 50 years. When my wife fell ill, we had occasion to attempt to use our own long-term care insurance coverage. The experience, I am sorry to say, was a nightmare.

The deliberate delays we encountered and the consistent refusal to answer questions were terrible.

The nurse (who I dubbed “the nurse from hell”) that was dispatched to check on my loved one never took her blood pressure, checked her pulse, or even so much as check her for fever. Less a nurse, she reminded me more of a prosecuting attorney questioning a murder suspect in an election year. This sorry spectacle went on for almost two hours until I finally put a stop to it.

No wonder that companies like Humana are buying smaller compa-nies that have been selling long-term care insurance in Arkansas for many years (a phenomenon I have witnessed first-hand). With an Insurance Department ranking of 37th, I doubt they have to pay many claims.

In my own case, certain items that were disallowed early in the claim were eventually approved…five days after my wife passed away.

After paying over $25,000 in premiums over the course of over 13 years, I cancelled my coverage. I would not allow one of their nurses on my property again for any amount of money.

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“Beware if you hear any of these or similar names,” mcdaniel warns. Some callers offer updated or replacement medicare cards for a fee.

These cards are not legitimate.“It’s never a good idea to give out personal financial information over

the phone to a stranger, no matter how legitimate the reason seems to be,” mcdaniel says.

It is against medicare’s rules to call a medicare beneficiary and request bank account or other personal information or cash payments. No beneficiary should ever provide that kind of information to someone who calls, no matter how official the caller sounds.

Seniors or their family members should call medicare toll free at 800-633-4227 to report any of these types of calls or go to www.stop-medicarefraud.gov to learn more about efforts to fight these types of scams. You can also call the Public Protection department of the Attorney General’s office at 501-682-2341.

For many seniors, prescription medications are crucial to maintain health and quality of life. They’re also often expensive and most

people need some kind of help to pay for them.In the next few columns, we’ll take a look at several issues related

to medicare and prescription drugs, starting with a review of medicare Part d.

medicare coverage has several “parts.” Part A covers hospitalization and Part B covers doctor’s visits, outpa-tient services and other non-hospital healthcare. Part d covers prescription drugs. There are many choices for Part d plans, offered by private insurance companies that have been approved by medicare. For each plan, you pay a monthly premium and have an annual deductible you must meet before the plan’s coverage starts. But the details of each plan are different, so it’s important to compare plans to find the one that best fits your needs.

You generally enroll in a Part d plan for one calendar year. You can change your plan during medicare’s annual open enrollment period that ends dec. 7 this year. To get help go to www.medicare.gov/find-a-plan, where you can search for plans based on your personal needs. You can also call medicare toll free 800-633-4227, or contact your Area Agency on Aging or the Seniors Health Insurance and Information Program (SHIIP) toll free 800-224-6330.

Sally Johnson is Benefit/Relations Director with the Arkansas Foundation for Medical Care.

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countdown to christmasBy Paige Parham

DEcEMbER 8This week’s picks for Christmas flicks will give you plenty of holiday cheer. DeC. 8, ABC Family presents “Frosty’s Winter Wonderland” 6:00 PM, followed by “A Cranberry Christmas” at 6:30, “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town” at 7:00 and “A Year Without Santa Claus” at 8:00 PM.DeC. 9, ABC Family presents “The Santa Clause” and “The Santa Clause 3-The Escape Clause” at 7:00 and 9:00 PM.On CBS, “Fros ty the Snowman” and “Frosty Returns” from 7:00- 8:00 PM.DeC. 10, ABC Family will show “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” at 9:00 PM and “Elf” is on USA at 10:00 PM.DeC. 12, on ABC watch “I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown” at 7:00 PM.DeC. 13 has “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” at 7:00 and 9:30 PM.DeC. 14, ABC Family pres-ents “Santa Claus: The Movie” at 6:00 AM; “Merry Madagascar” and “Kung Fu Panda Holiday” from 4:00-5:00 PM.

DEcEMbER 9Looking for a quick, easy craft project to share with the grandchildren? All you’ll need are clear glass or plastic ornaments (inexpensive at craft stores like Michael’s or Hobby Lobby), glitter and floor wax (Mop ‘N Glo or Pledge.) Remove the metal tops, put a few drops of floor wax inside an ornament and swirl it around to coat the inside. Add a teaspoon of glitter inside the ornament. The floor polish sticks the glitter to the inside of the ornament. Replace the metal tops and your ornaments are ready to hang. For a fancy, boutique look, embellish with ribbons or beads.

DEcEMbER 10Sort through clothing that has fallen out of regular use and pass it along to someone who needs it. Central Arkansas locations that accept used clothing are: SAverS (benefitting the

ARC of Arkansas,) will pick up clothing and household goods if you call 707-0665.

The SALvATION ArmY has donation stations all over Little Rock.

Drop-off boxes for BIG BrOTherS, BIG SISTerS Program are located in Little Rock at: Family Dollar at 14102 Chicot Road or 20290 Arch Street, Donation Center at 1125 S. Broadway, Walgreens at 9200 Rodney Parham

or 3710 S University, Pleasant Ridge Shopping Center, 11601 Pleasant Ridge Road.

The ArkANSAS rICe DepOT, 3801 W. 65th Street in Little Rock, accepts coats and clothing for all ages.

DEcEMbER 11If you read our cover story last week about yoga, you may want to try it. FREE introductory classes are available at:reGeNerATION FITNeSS—1 free yoga/yogalates class to readers through the end of January (1 per person); 501-324-1414.BAreFOOT STuDIOS—1 free yoga class through December 23 and again on New Year’s day; 501-661-8005.

DEcEMbER 12“Finding Family Facts” A free beginners’ genealogy class is held the second Monday of every month, 3:30-5:00 PM, Arkansas Studies Institute, 401 President Clinton Ave., Little Rock. Taught by Rhonda Stewart, local history and genealogy expert. Participants will learn how to use online databases and city directories and archive family documents. Free and open to the public. For more information, call 501-320-5717 or e-mail [email protected]

DEcEMbER 13On a cold, clear winter night, it’s nice to bundle up and take a drive to see the biggest

lights displays: SherwOOD FOreST’S FeSTIvAL OF LIGhTS, through December 30, 6:00-9:30 PM, 1111 W. Maryland, Sherwood; dona-tions accepted; 835-8909 for more information.

h O L I DAY L I G h TS in Burns Park, through December 30, 6:00-10:00 PM; $5 per car or $10 per van. Begin at the Softball Complex and end at Military Drive; 753-7307 for more information.

G a r va n Wo o d l a n d Gardens’ “LIGhTS ON The LANDSCApe,” 550 Arkridge Road, Hot Springs National Park, through December 31,

5:00-9:00 PM, adults $6, children 6-12 $4, 5 and under are free; golf cart rides available for $5 per person; 501-262-9300 or 800-366-4664.

DEcEMbER 14The perennial holiday shopping question is “What to get for the person who has every-thing?” Take a trip to the Shop@Heifer store on the Heifer Project campus or purchase a gift through the catalog at https://secure1.heifer.org/gift-catalog. You can choose a meaningful gift and help families become self-sufficient. Visit Shop@Heifer at 1 World Avenue, Little Rock, or at www.heifer.org

here’s Mature Arkansas’ second Advent week of

ideas to enhance your holidays. Count down

each day in a festive way with these seven items.

Make inexpensive ornaments with the grandchildren for an afternoon of fun.


we usually don’t think of a Last Will and Testament as a gift, but it is. I was involved

some years ago in a situation where a family member died leaving no will. We all wished he had left the gift of a will. Without it, we did not know his wishes and family members were divided over the disposi-tion of his estate.

Among the end-of-life issues all seniors need to consider are setting up powers of attorney (POAs) and making a will. For detailed information about POAs, see the Nov. 24th issue of Mature Arkansas.

A POA provides for someone to act on your behalf in the event of incapacity. A will does the same thing after death.

For qualifying seniors, The Center for Arkansas Legal Services and volunteer attorneys can help you make simple wills and set up powers of attorneys at no charge.

A will is the basic document through which you will dispose of your property. You, as the Testator, will direct who will serve as Executor of your estate and guardian of any dependent children. This person must be someone you trust to carry out your wishes. He or she may, or may not, be the same as the person designated to serve as your power of attorney.

For most of us without large estates, a “Simple Will” provides a straightforward method of property disposition so the probate process can be handled by a family member, with assistance of an attorney. Both family and financial information are needed to

make sure your desires are honored and your assets are transferred in an effective manner. The attorney will discuss real and personal property and suggest the best ways to carry out your wishes.

You should have this information when you meet with an attorney to draft your will:

• Name of your present or deceased spouse• names of your biological or adopted children• name, address and county of residence of your

estate’s Executor• name, address and county of residence of the

guardian of dependent children• divorce decrees and property settlements• copy of previously executed wills.

Depending on your situation, other informa-tion or documents may also be needed.

If you have very limited assets, perhaps only a small bank account, pension plan or life insur-ance policy, you may not need a will. You may be able to pass on your estate through a death beneficiary designation outside the probate process. Your attorney can help you make such a decision.

In Arkansas, it is possible to make a will in your own handwriting (holographic). However, this is not recommended.

Tom Overbey, an Arkansas Volunteer Attorney for the Elderly says, “Many holo-graphic wills lead to more difficulties and expense than a properly prepared will would

cost. They often raise many questions that are not properly addressed.”

If you need a will immediately, the Arkansas Legal Services Helpline can help facilitate the process over the phone. In this situation, make clear you need immediate help and leave specific contact informa-tion, phone numbers and e-mail so they can reach you as soon as possible.

If you have already made a will, but several years have passed and your circumstances have changed, you should review the will with an attorney and reconsider your decisions. Call the Arkansas Legal Services Helpline and ask for a referral to a volunteer attorney who can help update your will.

The Center for Arkansas Legal Services can provide free legal help with civil matters to those who qualify. “Serving Our Seniors” pro bono events are available in some areas of the state each year. Call the Arkansas Legal Services Helpline toll free 800-952-9243.

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There is an almost perfect remedy for this malady and it usually arrives on four legs. Dogs, cats, small animals and even birds can help seniors overcome the pain of loneliness by supplying companionship and affection. Studies have repeatedly shown that seniors live longer, healthier and more enjoyable lives when they have an animal companion.

The “senior pets for senior people” movement has been growing across the country in recent years. Operating under such names as Silver Paws in Atlanta, Senior Pets for Senior Homes in Missouri, and Friends for Life in Illinois, these organizations promote the adoption of older pets by older adults. Additionally, many provide free pet food and find temporary pet housing if their owners are hospitalized.

cENTRAL ARKANSAS hAS A RESOURcEAdvocates of the concept in central Arkansas work with “Senior Pets for Seniors.” The volunteer organization is a seasonal program that unites animal shelters, humane societies and animal rescue groups. During December, they offer free senior pets to senior individuals 62 and older. Originally begun statewide in December 2008, Senior Pets for Seniors (SPS) proved to be a popular program with both seniors and local animal shelters.

This year the group will focus on Pulaski, Garland, Saline and Faulkner counties. Next year, they plan to expand to include shelters and rescue groups in northwest Arkansas. The program was very successful there in 2008. “We eventually want to go statewide again,” according to animal advocate Bobbie Ann Martin of Little Rock.

OLDER PETS PREfERREDA senior pet has many advantages for older people. Kay Simpson, director of the Pulaski County Humane Society, is a firm believer in senior pet adoption programs. She tells older prospective adopters who come in looking for a puppy or kitten, “These young animals are accidents waiting to happen to you! You’ll find they are way too high-energy, they like brisk walks or chasing balls and toys and running around the house.

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are heart disease, stroke and cancer. But there’s another

factor challenging senior mortality -- not so widely publicized,

but just as devastating: Loneliness.

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The chances of your tripping over them are high on any given day.” But the older pets, she continues, “they’ve gone through the teething, housebreaking and tearing things up. Older cats and dogs like to be brushed and petted, to snuggle on the sofa; a leisurely walk makes them happy. Their quiet, loving attitudes are perfect for older people and that’s why we try to match them up here. Companionship is what it’s all about,” Simpson says.

Many of the senior pets offered for adoption have been lost, abandoned or given away for a variety of reasons, including home foreclo-sure, divorce, illness or death in the family. Most of these older pets have been previously spayed or neutered and are current on their vaccina-tions. They are selected for their personalities and ability to adapt to new surroundings. “They too are lonely,” says Rita Cavenaugh, manager of the Maumelle Animal Shelter. “All they need is the love of someone who under-stands their needs and wants to share in their affection.”

Little Rock’s Animal Village, the city’s state-of-the-art animal shelter, was one of the first providers of senior pets for the program. Director Tracy Roark is a firm supporter. “Our goal is to help our senior pets find good, loving homes,” he says. “They deserve the love and respect that results from the special bond formed between those who’ve lived a long life and still have much to offer. Many of these pets are so kind and gentle. They would bring great comfort and joy every day of the year,” he says.

hEALTh bENEfiTSSeniors can receive numerous health benefits from pets. “A growing body of research is

revealing the psychological and physiological benefits that pet ownership confers on people of all ages--and on seniors in particular,” says Dr. Patricia McConnell, author of “For the Love of a Dog: Understanding Emotion in You and Your Best Friend.”

Seniors who have animal companions make fewer doctor visits per year. Pets can aid relax-ation, lower blood pressure and heart rate, and lower anxiety. They can provide feelings

of emotional support and area good substitute for personal relationships.

According to McConnell, “We know from studies that interacting with pets can have a direct influence on your health, from increasing levels of serotonin (elevates mood) to increasing daily exercise.”

Pets encourage owners to be socially and physically active. Both of these are key benefits for seniors and are essential to maintain inde-pendent living. Pets need walking, feeding, grooming, fresh water and they encourage petting. Their needs require some action from pet owners. Even if it’s just getting up to let a dog out a few times a day or brushing a cat, any activity can benefit the cardiovascular system and help keep joints limber and flexible.

Independent-living seniors with pets tend to have better physical health and mental well-

being than those who don’t, according to a study published in the Journal of the American Geriatrics Society.

Another study published in the International Journal of Aging and Human Development found that many elderly people think having a pet is more important than moving to more suitable housing where pets aren’t allowed. To accommodate this need, there is a growing acceptance of pets in senior housing facilities.

Some residential homes have begun letting animals live in the facility full time. Arkansas has several senior residential centers that welcome pets and recognize them as part of a resident’s “family.” “Part of the Senior Pets for Seniors’ mission is to encourage more Arkansas’ senior residences to allow full time pets,” according to SPS volunteer Bobbie Ann Martin.

ENhANcE MENTAL hEALThFor seniors who live alone, pets provide a sense of security and protection. They can act as a support system for those who don’t have family or close friends nearby. Pets also work as a buffer against social isolation, stress and anxiety. Many elderly and lonely individuals have discovered that pets satisfy their needs and enable them to hold onto the world of

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reality, of care, and of intense emotional rela-tionships.

Health experts say attitude goes a long way in fighting a disease. Healthcare providers have long known that love is the most important health tonic there is. And pets are one of the best sources of unconditional love.

Pets give seniors a chance to interact with others and help protect against depression. The responsibility of caring for an animal may also give older people a sense of purpose, a reason to get up in the morning. A pet’s unconditional devotion can restore and even enhance their self-concept as worthwhile individuals.

Pets cause their owners to stick to a regular routine of getting up in the morning, buying groceries and going outside, which helps moti-vate them to eat and sleep well. Pets frequently divert the mind away from troubles. Viewed as personal companions, the pets are a valid part of the family.

LOw-cOST, NON-chEMicAL TREATMENTJoy Jennings, assistant professor at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences (UAMS), says pet therapy is one of her favorite topics. She says more and more of her students are interested in pet therapy. “They are writing more papers about it now. It seems to be a popular topic, since people in the current healthcare dollar crunch are looking for more non-chemical treatments and solutions,” Jennings says.

Jennings takes her students to the North Little Rock Veterans’ Administration Gerontology Department to witness the effect of visits from dogs, cats and sugar gliders on senior patients. “You can see it in their faces, in their hands, in the way they move. The pets rejuvenate them and lift them up,” Jennings says. “The ‘feel good’ feeling they get from interacting with a pet is not just a momentary thing,” she says, “it

lasts a good while because the endorphins released in the brain extend the plea-surable experience. The patients truly look forward to these visits.”

Jennings says pet therapy has moved beyond nursing homes. It is now used by social workers with surgical patients at UAMS. “Certified pets, with the doctor’s permission, can visit with patients and it’s possible that selected patients may be allowed visits with their own pets from home,” she says. Adding that it’s common to see Alzheimer’s or dementia patients, who do not react to their environ-ment, suddenly begin to smile and interact with a pet visitor. She continues, “Dentists use fish aquar-iums in their waiting rooms to calm fearful dental patients.”

whO DOESN'TNEED A PET? There are several reasons a senior shouldn’t adopt a pet. “Cost is an important consideration,” according to Little Rock Veterinarian Bob Hale, DVM. Allergies to pet fur, inability to prop-erly care for the animal,

or the inability to feel responsible for the pet are other important issues to consider before encouraging a senior to adopt a pet.

“Cats are the best pet for seniors in senior housing facilities because they are so low main-tenance,” Hale says. “A live-at-home senior would benefit from either a dog or cat.” But Hale warns, “Don’t get any pet as a surprise for an older person, especially at holiday time. An older person needs to make the actual decision because only he or she knows if they can take care of the pet.”

Hale says veterinarians recommend a senior pet get an annual checkup, including vaccines. A survey of local veterinarian clinics reveals that the average cost for a check-up and vaccines is $74 for cats and $110 for dogs. Vets also strongly suggest a heartworm and flea preventive program, especially for outside pets. This cost varies from product to product. Hale recommends the Revolution brand because it covers everything--fleas, ticks, worms and heartworms. A pet-adopting senior must also consider the cost of feeding the animal —$100+ annually.

If all conditions are met, there are pets galore just waiting for the right caring senior to come take them home for Christmas. Nearly all the shelters are providing senior pets free during December. A few must charge a minimal spay or neuter charge if this surgery has not been done.

For more information on the Senior Pets for Seniors program or to become a volunteer, call 501-224-5383.

Animal VillageLittle Rock’s Animal Village recently held its fourth anniver-

sary celebration, including pet adoptions, a dog fashion show and a fundraising announcement from the Osborne family. Little Rock’s “Light up the Night” run in december will donate proceeds to the Animal Village. mitzi and Breezy Osborne were on hand to publicize the downtown run/walk in honor of the late Jennings Osborne, whose christmas lights brightened his neighborhood for several years before being donated to disney World.

Senior Pets for Seniors are available from the following animal shelters or rescue groups:

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“The Language of flowers,”will Speak to your heart

Venessa Diffenbaugh’s experiences as a foster parent spawned her interest in writing “The Language of Flowers.” In the novel, readers meet Victoria Jones, a young woman

trying to deal with issues from childhood. Victoria’s lack of trust and low self-esteem result from being shuffled around in the foster care system.

Abandoned at birth, Victoria ages out of foster care. A virtual nomad, the teenager has lived with 32 families over

the years. Enduring cruel experiences at their hands causes Victoria to become “defiant and sullen.” At 18, she’s considered an adult and is turned out on her own, instructed by her social worker to get a job.

Victoria wanders the streets of San Francisco, clueless about finding employment. She has no work experience, but does possess a gift for flower arranging. Victoria proves her worth to

the owner of a shop called Bloom, where she’s eventually hired.

Victoria’s interest in flowers came from living with Elizabeth, her former foster mother. Elizabeth owned a winery and taught the child the botanical names of flowers and their meaning, a romantic language that took root in the Victorian age.

Elizabeth and Victoria make great strides when the child comes to live with her at age 9. Their relationship develops as the story flips back and forth focusing on Elizabeth as a child and as an adult no longer in contact with Elizabeth. Bit by bit, the reason why is relayed in flashbacks.

When a boy Victoria knew as a child resur-faces in her life she’s shocked to learn he’s Elizabeth’s nephew. Soon they’ve fallen in love, and Victoria finally belongs to someone, a man she can trust, but can she trust herself?

Though “The Language of Flowers” concludes a bit too neatly, and at times borders on the melodramatic, its strength lies in Victoria, a character who undergoes some very real struggles and issues of children caught up in the foster care system. “Language” is an

enlightening book that tackles a difficult soci-etal issue that many of us know little about

A Toast to“All About Roasting.”

For freedom from worry regarding all things roasted, turn to “All About Roasting, A New Approach to a Classic Art,” by Molly Stevens. You’ll not only pick up tips for cooking poultry, but also will learn the history and science behind roasting, how to best utilize this cooking method and be introduced to a wealth of new recipes sure to become family favorites.

Like the one for roasted Brussels sprouts with capers and lemony brown butter which is so good I’ve fixed it three times in as many weeks. Gone are the days of boiling veggies until they’re limp and colorless, roasting brings out their flavors. Besides veggies, there are recipes for roasting fish, beef, lamb and pork.

Reprinted with permission, Missourian Publishing Company. Copyright 2011.

A Novel ideaBy Chris Stuckenschneider

ENTERTAiNMENT

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I went to live with my grandmother in caddo Gap, Arkansas, when I was very small, prob-

ably three years old.caddo Gap, on the caddo River, is about 40

miles west of Hot Springs and 15 miles south of mount Ida. In short, it’s in the country. especially compared to Fort Worth, Texas, where we lived.

Some of my warmest and most exciting memories of living with Gran involve snakes, of all things. during the time I lived with her, Gran never saw a snake she wouldn’t like to kill. I learned, however, that there once had been a snake that Gran was, if not friendly with, she at least accepted and respected.

Papa, Gran’s uncle and adoptive father, kept a big, speckled king snake called Ol’ King. Ol’ King was about half barnyard cat and about half pet.

Papa and Aunt Bonnie’s place was at the top of a long lane that ended up at the river ford (no bridge in those days). my mother and aunts and uncles would stuff Ol’ King into a big truck tire and roll him in it down to the end of the lane. Then they would carry the poor old dizzy fellow back up and do it over again. After they grew tired of that, they’d let the old fellow go back in his hole until he would get about half way down and they’d yank him out and throw him up on the blistering hot tin roof. Never once did Ol’ King try to bite or protect himself from this torture in any way.

But Gran’s personal experience with Ol’ King convinced her that he would defend the family if necessary. She was hanging clothes out by the creek that ran through the barnyard when she heard a ruckus in the water. When she

went to look, she saw Ol’ King fiercely fighting and defeating a large cottonmouth. She didn’t watch the fight until the end. Otherwise she would have seen Ol’ King taking the moccasin to lunch--down Ol’ King’s throat. That was, of course, what the fight was about.

No, Gran knew that he went after the moccasin because it was venomous and it was too close to the family. I never had the courage to tell Gran that king snakes killed other snakes to eat them.

I loved to hear Ol’ King tales except for the last chapter. It seems that when Papa died, before the funeral, Aunt Bonnie made Uncle Jess take the axe and kill Ol’ King.

I don’t know if snakes get to be saints, but I hope so. And I hope that, if Aunt Bonnie sneaks into heaven, Ol’ King bites the hell out of her.

Living With Gran By Vance Jones


cONSUMER ADVicE

if you are missing teeth, you’re at a decided disadvantage because of the negative effects

it has on your health. Here’s a partial list of the health problems that missing teeth can cause.• You can’t eat nutritious, healthy foods. Food

choices become a matter of texture caused by inability to chew normally. The softer foods you have to eat are nearly always higher in fats, carbohydrates and salt. It’s not possible to eat proteins, raw vegetables and fruits, and other foods necessary for good health.

• Your GI (gastrointestinal) system becomes unhealthy when it does nothing but process fats and refined carbohydrates. It causes a multitude of digestive problems.

• It causes your immune system to func-tion at a greatly diminished capacity. Your immune function is concerned with your body’s ability to fight infec-tion and disease. Some experts say the GI system accounts for about 70% of our immune function.

• Your appearance, self-esteem and social life suffer. The loss of teeth often makes people less sociable, less inclined to be involved with friends

and loved ones, because they’ve lost confi-dence in their appearance. Daily human-to-human interaction helps keep us emotionally healthy.

• Losing teeth predisposes you to Alzheimer’s disease and other forms of dementia.

• Eating becomes a chore instead of a pleasure. When life revolves around what you can eat and how comfortably it can be eaten, why eat?

To prevent the problems associated with missing teeth:• Maintain your teeth throughout your life. It’s

never too late to take care of your dental health. You’ll live a longer, more enjoyable and healthier life.

• Check with your medical insurance company. Some will pay for regular dental preventive care because they know there will be fewer health claims if a person has healthy teeth

and gums.• Get a dental insurance policy. It is less expensive than beau-tiful clothes, a fancy hairdo, or gorgeous makeup—none of which can compensate for a smile missing some teeth.• If you’re missing teeth or have full or partial dentures which are uncomfortable, work with a dentist who can help you replace missing teeth or resolve issues with uncom-fortable dentures.

Dr. Deems is a speaker, author and dentist, practicing in Little Rock.

Q. If I’m not going to retire until age 70, when should I apply for Medicare?A. even if you wait until after age 65 to apply for retirement benefits, most people should start getting medicare coverage at age 65.

If you want to begin your medicare coverage when you’re first eligible, it’s important to apply within three months of reaching age 65. Applying for medicare is fast and easy! You can do it online at www.socialsecurity.gov/medicareonly in as little as 10 minutes.

People who started receiving Social Security retirement or disability benefits before age 65 do not need to apply; they will be automatically enrolled in medicare.

Because Original medicare does not include

prescription drugs, most people choose to buy a medicare Part d plan to cover prescriptions. Joining is voluntary and you will pay an additional monthly premium for the coverage.

Some people with limited resources and income are eligible for extra Help to pay Part d monthly premiums, annual deductibles and prescription co-payments. To qualify for extra Help:

• You must live in the U.S.• your resources must be limited to $12,510

($25,010 for a married couple living together). Resources include such things as bank accounts, stocks and bonds. We do not count your house, car or any life insurance policy as resources

• your annual income must be limited to $16,245 ($21,855 for a married couple living together). even if your annual income is higher, you still may be able to get some extra Help. You may still qualify if you or your spouse support other family members who live with you or you have earnings from work.To apply for extra Help, complete the

Application for Help with medicare Prescription drug Plan costs (SSA-1020) online at www.socialsecurity.gov/extrahelp or call toll free 800-772-1213 and Social Security representa-tives will help you apply over the phone.

Ms. Dills is the Social Security Public Affairs Specialist in Little Rock.

Straight Talk About Missing Teeth

by DON DEEMS, DDS, fAgD

When Can I Apply for Medicare?By Phylis Dills

Missing teeth can cause multiple health problems.


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it’s that time of year again, when all the deals are coming at you fast, from cell phone plans

to the “best buys” at Best Buy. This is a great opportunity to find a deal on these items. But you must first answer the question, “What do I really need?”

Answer these questions to get you started:• Do I only want to have access to the

Internet to check email?• Do I also want the capability to store

photos and other documents?• Do I need to use software programs like

Microsoft Word or Adobe Photoshop?If you answered, “Yes” to more than the first

question, you will need more than a cell phone.

You most likely will need a computer—either a big desktop or a portable laptop (referred to as “notebooks” or “tablets”).

Here’s a short primer to help you decide.A desktop computer is going to give you the most bang for your buck when it comes to being able to do just about anything, from searching on the Internet for information, to storing family photos and tax records perma-nently on the computer’s hard drive (memory). A computer really can do everything from providing your phone line and running your digital cable to sending an email to your sister in Idaho.

Here are some options to consider: A desktop computer is going to require space in your home. If you have downsized to a smaller apartment, this may not be your best bet. If you travel a lot, a desktop computer cannot go with you. If you need access to something on your computer while away, that will be a stretch. However, if you like setting aside a place in our home for “business,” the desktop option may be best for you.

Note that a portable laptop computer can be stolen, left on a bus, in a plane or in a hotel room. If you choose a laptop, be sure you know how to protect and backup your personal infor-mation, pictures, etc. (I will tackle that issue in

future columns as well, but don’t let that warning scare you away from a laptop.) I really enjoy having a laptop with me on trips. Common sense, taking extra care, and remembering to add the device to your homeown-er’s insurance can make a laptop as “secure” as a big desktop computer.

Typically, a laptop can do every-thing a desktop can do. Size and storage capacity is different. First, you will first need to talk to a repu-table retailer’s sales person about your specific needs.

Internet access will be different as well. The popular and most cost-effective thing to do these days, especially where service is avail-able, is opt for high-speed Internet access or wireless Internet. Most new computers are equipped with the hardware to accommodate both. First, talk to your Internet provider. For most of us, this is the same company that provides our phone, cable, satellite or digital tele-vision service. Many times, AT&T, Windstream, Comcast or others will offer package services. Inquire about these options BEFORE shopping for the right computer.

Next week I will cover more options and where to buy.

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Sick, also tiredI don’t know about you but I’m sick

and tired of all the squabbling over whether it was the Knights of Colum-

bus or the Minnesota Vikings who discov-ered America.

I’m sick and tired of people who it’s always about them.

I’m sick and tired of smug. A whole lot of the discourse now is trying to outsmug one another.

Smug often finds outward expression in a smirk, and I’m sick and tired of that.

I’m sick and tired of those who try to find stature by standing on the shoulders of dwarves.

I’m sick and tired of presidential can-didates who know so little about history that they aren’t even doomed to repeat it.

I’m sick and tired of not being asked to join any organization that wouldn’t have me as a member anyway.

I’m sick and tired of trying to remem-ber whether I walked to school or carried my lunch.

I’m sick and tired of hero status being extended to anybody who ever put on a uni-form or pinned on a Charles Bussey badge.

I’m sick and tired of the allegation that freedom is not free.

It’s not free to us entitlement drudges, but as far as the Koch McDucks who have

moved beyond the indignity of oblig-atory taxation, it doesn’t cost them a dime.

I’m sick and tired of being told that if I’ll just be patient enough one of these Christmases Santy will find room in the sleigh for the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle that I first ordered the Christmas Lumpy got the u-glu-it scale model of the Enola Gay.

I’m sick and tired of plutocrats and con-gressmen sniffing one another’s uranuses.

I’m sick and tired of “White Christmas” knowing the inevitable performer got off on chronic child abuse.

I’m sick and tired of every Christmas some heathen yegg making off with Man-ger Boy out of some provincial creche, out-raging the yeomanry and leaving the Kings of Orientar to shake their heads. It’s bad, yes, but it’s just a stupid doll. Or is it? Sick and tired of such Capra snatches too.

I’ve been sick and tired of country music since the ballad with this old boy croon-ing to his gal how he’d like to take a walk through the wildflowers with her and then pick the ticks off’n her after they got back

home. The song’d be only marginally better if he went on then and ate the ticks.

I’m sick and tired of hermaphrodite deer.

I’m sick and tired of Christmas ham. Do we do that just to hooraw Jews, or what?

I’m sick and tired of Muslims being such soreheads. Have you ever heard one of them tell a joke? Draw a cartoon of the Prophet and they’ll cut your head off. Tell them laughter is the best medicine and they’ll cut somebody else’s head off that you probably don’t even know. Henny Young-man probably runs their Hell.

I’m sick and tired of being stuck with the gizzard every visit to the bird colonel or Popeye the Sailor Man.

I’m sick and tired of them that think making lame lists like this is easier, special-ed vo-tech type construction work com-pared to their fartsy fancy-boy ruminations on their tater-hole lint.

I’m sick and tired of everybody dissing the repo guys. Just because of the way they look and the work that they do and one of them with what looks like a two-inch roofing nail sticking sharp end forward through her lower lip.

I’m sick and tired of all these places like St. Petersburg, Russia, changing their name back and forth every time some new dictator comes along and kills another 40 million people.

I’m sick and tired of them what can ever get enough.

I’m sick and tired of weasels, sick and tired of goobers, and now they’ve crossbred into weabers and goosels that God help us if a lot more regular sane people don’t get a lot sicker and tireder of it in a hurry.

I’m sick and tired of being red-bellied as a wussy because I don’t nuke deers and then eat their sausage raw.

I’m sick and tired of people who either beat the tar out of their offspring for misbe-having in public or just throw their hands up and let the little dickenses run wild. A custody change is in order either way – to parental units who remember what man-ners are, and know how, without cruelty or knuckling under at crunch time, to see that they are minded. Must be an awful problem for retailers.

I’m sick and tired of Wolf Blitzer’s beard. It’s unchanged from the time when he subbed for one of the Smith Brothers in their cough-drop ad, so who knows what evil lurks under there. My guess is, it’s not George Clooney.

I’m sick and tired of all these illegal-immigrant polar bears taking over the best bar pits.

Sick and tired of trying to beat mysteri-ous little gnome who sets the Vegas ball-game betting lines. Over and under. Taking points and giving them. You can edge him out on occasion, even have a short pros-perity run, but long-term big-time capella woes if you lag back into the Bill Bennett/Lu Hardin debit range.

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Sick, also tiredI don’t know about you but I’m sick

and tired of all the squabbling over whether it was the Knights of Colum-

bus or the Minnesota Vikings who discov-ered America.

I’m sick and tired of people who it’s always about them.

I’m sick and tired of smug. A whole lot of the discourse now is trying to outsmug one another.

Smug often finds outward expression in a smirk, and I’m sick and tired of that.

I’m sick and tired of those who try to find stature by standing on the shoulders of dwarves.

I’m sick and tired of presidential can-didates who know so little about history that they aren’t even doomed to repeat it.

I’m sick and tired of not being asked to join any organization that wouldn’t have me as a member anyway.

I’m sick and tired of trying to remem-ber whether I walked to school or carried my lunch.

I’m sick and tired of hero status being extended to anybody who ever put on a uni-form or pinned on a Charles Bussey badge.

I’m sick and tired of the allegation that freedom is not free.

It’s not free to us entitlement drudges, but as far as the Koch McDucks who have

moved beyond the indignity of oblig-atory taxation, it doesn’t cost them a dime.

I’m sick and tired of being told that if I’ll just be patient enough one of these Christmases Santy will find room in the sleigh for the Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action 200-Shot Range Model Air Rifle that I first ordered the Christmas Lumpy got the u-glu-it scale model of the Enola Gay.

I’m sick and tired of plutocrats and con-gressmen sniffing one another’s uranuses.

I’m sick and tired of “White Christmas” knowing the inevitable performer got off on chronic child abuse.

I’m sick and tired of every Christmas some heathen yegg making off with Man-ger Boy out of some provincial creche, out-raging the yeomanry and leaving the Kings of Orientar to shake their heads. It’s bad, yes, but it’s just a stupid doll. Or is it? Sick and tired of such Capra snatches too.

I’ve been sick and tired of country music since the ballad with this old boy croon-ing to his gal how he’d like to take a walk through the wildflowers with her and then pick the ticks off’n her after they got back

home. The song’d be only marginally better if he went on then and ate the ticks.

I’m sick and tired of hermaphrodite deer.

I’m sick and tired of Christmas ham. Do we do that just to hooraw Jews, or what?

I’m sick and tired of Muslims being such soreheads. Have you ever heard one of them tell a joke? Draw a cartoon of the Prophet and they’ll cut your head off. Tell them laughter is the best medicine and they’ll cut somebody else’s head off that you probably don’t even know. Henny Young-man probably runs their Hell.

I’m sick and tired of being stuck with the gizzard every visit to the bird colonel or Popeye the Sailor Man.

I’m sick and tired of them that think making lame lists like this is easier, special-ed vo-tech type construction work com-pared to their fartsy fancy-boy ruminations on their tater-hole lint.

I’m sick and tired of everybody dissing the repo guys. Just because of the way they look and the work that they do and one of them with what looks like a two-inch roofing nail sticking sharp end forward through her lower lip.

I’m sick and tired of all these places like St. Petersburg, Russia, changing their name back and forth every time some new dictator comes along and kills another 40 million people.

I’m sick and tired of them what can ever get enough.

I’m sick and tired of weasels, sick and tired of goobers, and now they’ve crossbred into weabers and goosels that God help us if a lot more regular sane people don’t get a lot sicker and tireder of it in a hurry.

I’m sick and tired of being red-bellied as a wussy because I don’t nuke deers and then eat their sausage raw.

I’m sick and tired of people who either beat the tar out of their offspring for misbe-having in public or just throw their hands up and let the little dickenses run wild. A custody change is in order either way – to parental units who remember what man-ners are, and know how, without cruelty or knuckling under at crunch time, to see that they are minded. Must be an awful problem for retailers.

I’m sick and tired of Wolf Blitzer’s beard. It’s unchanged from the time when he subbed for one of the Smith Brothers in their cough-drop ad, so who knows what evil lurks under there. My guess is, it’s not George Clooney.

I’m sick and tired of all these illegal-immigrant polar bears taking over the best bar pits.

Sick and tired of trying to beat mysteri-ous little gnome who sets the Vegas ball-game betting lines. Over and under. Taking points and giving them. You can edge him out on occasion, even have a short pros-perity run, but long-term big-time capella woes if you lag back into the Bill Bennett/Lu Hardin debit range.

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Pet of the Week

LeviHe is a full-blood German Shepherd. 4 years old and came to us in VERY bad condition. He has been in an amazing foster home and is now back and READY for his forever home...is that you? Come by and meet him! 11-D569

Sherwood AnimAL ServiceS6500 north hills Blvd, Sherwood, Ar 501-834-2287

1999 Monark 261 Sunspa 26 ft pontoon with a mercruiser 140 HP inboard. Boat is in good shape, I never have time to use it. Low hours on the motor. New prop. Hard top awning, updated stereo system, sink, bbq grill, tables, ac/dc converter, as is with trailer, life vests, oar, first aid kits, etc. Have titles for boat and trailer in hand. would con-sider trade for small older model sports car. Boat blue books` at $10,500.00 without the trailer, am asking $9000.00 firm on price. Call 501-350-7172

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