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<ul><li> 1. HUMOROUS QUOTATIONS-30 Taken from</li></ul> <p> 2. The generation gap It is the one war in which everyone changes sides. 3. I was born to a punctuation vigilant. 4. There are 2 tragedies in life. One is not to get your hearts desire. The other is to get it. 5. Life would be very pleasant if it were not for its enjoyments. 6. The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise. 7. The great advantage of refuge from home life.a hotel is that its a 8. Hatred of domestic work is a natural and admirable result of civilization. 9. I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own. 10. Reality is something the human race doesnt handle very well. 11. . 12. What the good of a home if you are never in it? 13. I feel very humble. But I think I have the strength of character to fight it. 14. Someone had to accept one; otherwise there would be shelves full of them left. 15. Do you know what a pessimist is? 16. Its an odd job, making decent people laugh. 17. When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so soften. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. 18. I dont want to know what the law is , I want to know who the judge is. 19. Never marry a man who hates his mother, because hell end up hating you. 20. No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. 21. Dont worry if you never marry. It will save from a lot of vexation. 22. Any man who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. 23. All women dress like their mothers, that is their tragedy. No man ever does. That is his. 24. . </p>