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YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

What do you call a

pig that knows

karate?

A pork chop!

What do you call

cheese that’s not

yours?

Nacho cheese!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

Why is 6 afraid

of 7?

Because 7-8-9!

Why do bees have

sticky hair?

Because they use

honeycombs!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!! What's black and

white, black and white,

black and white?

A penguin rolling down

a hill!

Why did the boy

bring a ladder to

school?

He wanted to go to

high school!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

Where do pencils

go for vacation?

Pencil-vania!

How do you make a

tissue dance?

You put a little

boogie in it!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!! What sound do

porcupines make

when they kiss?

Ouch!

How do you get

straight A's?

By using a ruler!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!! Why did the elephant

paint his toe nails red?

So he can hide in the

strawberry patch!

What do you call a

fly without wings?

A walk!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!! What did the blanket

say to the bed?

Don’t worry, I’ve got

you covered!

What day do potatoes

hate the most?

Fry-day!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

What happens when

an egg laughs?

It cracks up!

What kind of room

can you eat?

A mushroom!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

What kind of bow

can't be tied?

A rainbow!

Why do witches fly

brooms?

Because vacuum

cleaners are too

heavy!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

Why did the computer

need glasses?

To fix his web sight!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

YYoouu mmaakkee mmee llaauugghh!!

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