silly jokes your kids will love!
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Silly Jokes Your Preschool Kids Will Love!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
-To get to the other slide.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
- A pork chop!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
-Because they use honeycombs.
What does a robot frog say?
-Rib-bot. (Said in your best robot voice)
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
-Because 7 8 9!
Why do cows wear bells?
-Because their horns don't work!
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
-A penguin rolling down a hill!
What does a snail say when it's riding on a turtle's back?
-Weeeee!!
How did the barber win the race?
-He knew a short cut.
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