Why are there interstate highways in

Hawaii?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the

drive-up ATM?

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing

moves?

Why do they call them "apartments"

when they’re all stuck

together?

Why are they called ‘stands’ when they’re

made for sitting?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is

called a "near miss"? Shouldn’t it be called a

"near hit"?

If you can’t drink and drive, why do you need a

driver’s license to buy liquor, and why do bars

have parking lots?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the

same thing?

How do you KNOW it’s an ENDLESS LOOP?

If you keep trying to solve Murphy’s Law, will

something

keep going wrong?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but

when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical

situations?

Do bald men wash their head with

soap or shampoo?

Why is there no Channel 1 on TV?

Why are the obituaries found in the "living"

section of the

newspaper?

How can someone be dirt poor,

and another be filthy rich?

When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms

'THEIRS'.

What would happen if you put a humidifier and a

dehumidifier

in the same room?

If you built a time machine with all new parts, when you

went back would the parts you use disappear because they

didn't exist then?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it

make a sound?

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau,

who do you complain to?

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is

a picture

of a thousand words worth?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the

rabbit?

What happens to

an 18 hour bra

after 18 hours?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone,

where

do you tell them to go?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down

the lid of a

coffin?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written

on their signs?

How come wrong numbers are never

busy?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the

world "up over"?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a

second hand?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and

dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Can you buy an entire chess set

in a pawn-shop?

Daylight savings time. Why are they saving it

and

where do they keep it?

Do you think that when they asked George

Washington

for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf

people

wear earmuffs?

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a

picture

of a running child?

Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and

buns in packages

of eight?

Why do banks leave both doors open and then

chain the pens to

the counters?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers,

large fries, and a

diet coke?