the sunday bull - issue two
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Phil Hogan continues to worry about his hairline as rumours that Enda Kenny is set to go into exile gather.TRANSCRIPT
iBooks Author
i
Austerity Loves CoxEuro darling Pat Cox told a private dinner of banking and business elites of Irelandrsquos need to continue with its austerity drive according to The Indo Cox who missed out to Gay Mitchell for the Fine Gael nomination for the Irish presidency mixed with the chief executive of Bank of Ireland Richie Boucher and David Duffy the boss at AIB The former President of the European parliament austerity comments seem to fly in the face of the actualities on the ground and were not lost on jobless Kerry native Ray Healy who contacted The Irish Bull earlier
lsquoNeed for austerity Is Cox deluded Bankrupt country Half a million jobless Emi-gration at crisis point Health in crisis Education in crisis Yep I clearly see the need alrightrsquo said the soured Sneem native who lost his job operating a roller in 2009
Cox 59 is a keen collector of presidential titles He was elected president of the ELDR Group in the European Parliament in 1998 He became President of the Euro-pean Parliament in 2002 In 2006 he was elected President of European Movement ndash a pro-European lobby group In 2009 he took over the position of the campaign director for the pro-Lisbon initiative Ireland in Europe and was rumored to be disappointed the position wasnrsquot presidential Eyebrows were raised when he decided to seek the Irish presidency in 2011 considering his federal stance when it comes to European integration They were raised further after his defeat by Gay Mitchell whose campaign was the worst run by a Fine Gael candidate in history
lsquoImagine if we had ran Coxrsquo one Fine Gael member ndash who wished to remain nameless ndash said about the sham-bles lsquoWersquod have been the laughing stock of the nationrsquo
iBooks Author
ii
Team Trio Hatch Jobs SchemeIrelands unemployed - who currently make up almost 15 of the populace - are eagerly awaiting this after-noons announcement by Team Trio of TAPJ - Irelands latest job creation plan The Action Plan for Jobs will aim to create 100000 new jobs in Ireland by 2016 by providing a micro-finance loan fund of euro100 mil-lion over ten years for start-ups and small businesses The government has repeatedly emphasized over re-cent months that aside from filling out expense claims and paying unsecured bondholders its top priority is jobs The action plan is expected to heap pressure on Richard No Jobs Bruton Bruton will be monitored quarterly by old nemesis Enda Kenny to see if hes meeting targets
However The Irish Daily Bulls jobs expert David (Dav-eeeeed) Dole said that even if the plan fulfills its brief it will still be a huge failure with 350000 people still expected to celebrate the anniversary of the 1916 Rising in varying states of poverty dependent on individual extra-curricular activitiesIts a nice round figure pulled from the air said Dole whose own career consultancy firm XDoleBuster has virtually collapsed with the loss of 3 jobs in the last year years alone If the fund was for help in emigrating then the figure might be lower by 2016 Unfortunately its not
Looking for work Start young
The Final Word
As a cheerleader for all government initiatives the Irish Daily Bull reserves judgement at this time
iBooks Author
iii
Censorship Under ConsiderationExtremist TDrsquos are considering a move to filter emails sent to them following a recent avalanche of com-plaints The Irish Examiner claims that several TDs have received hundreds of complaints by email re-cently concerning mainly the flip-flopping of electoral promises made to sucker a change-wanting public into electing them The move is seen as a way for TDrsquos to concentrate on more pressing matters that donrsquot concern the Irish electorate
ldquoTherersquos a lot of irrelevant stuff for members who do not want it coming inrdquo one anonymous member of the Joint Administration Committee said ldquoSome TDs felt that if we did that it would interfere with peoplersquos right to protest to democracy If we blocked some therersquos a fear we could be accused of censorshiprdquo the member added
The Irish Daily Bull contacted Irish website Contactie to see what they thought The website set up to act as a porthole to contact elected representatives has been at the forefront of moves to make Irelandrsquos elected representatives more accessible to Irish people Contactie have ran a number of worthy email cam-paigns on behalf of the Irish people since the last General Election They include -
Stop SOPA and ACTA in Ireland
Donrsquot Pay the Bondholders ndash ITrsquoS NOT OUR DEBT
Dear TDs Senators MEPs ndash give your Childrenrsquos Allowance Payment for December to St Vincent de Paul
rdquoNaturally we are totally against the filtering of emails How can a TD decide to filter an email before they have read it How can they decide that one member of the public can contact them about something but not another It would also set a very dangerous precedent with regards to what is and what is not accept-able in terms of contacting those who are supposed to represent usrdquo said the non-profit organization
iBooks Author
iv
The move comes as little surprise to The Irish Bull given the level of secrecy that has been allowed to go on in the former sovereign state over recent decades Recent emails sent by us to serving members have all remained unanswered fueling speculation that the lsquofilterrsquo may al-ready be in place
rdquoIsnrsquot that a form of social racismrdquo said Ballymun na-tive Kev Locke who we asked for comment yesterday We declined to answer back
Not The Final Word
Censorship has no place in a functioning democracy So is Ireland functioning Letrsquos keep an eye on this for a while
Book Roden
Editor
Image Source
iBooks Author
v
Is Enda Planning To ExileJet-setting Enda Kenny jetted to the US again today for meetings with business and political leaders It comes less than a week after his last tax-payer paid junket to the US - fueling speculation that there is to be a marked increase in St Patricks Day junkets this year
ldquoWe have to use every opportunity to reach out across the globe to give the message that Ireland is open for business and investmentrdquo the taoiseach repeated yet again to little avail
The latest trip away flies in the face of a country in dire need of strong leadership at home with some theorists suggesting The US may become Kennys place of exile should sentiment turn green in Ireland
To coincide with this latest breach of national leadership the taoiseachs department have published de-tails of his St Patricks day excursion next month Kenny will again be in the US for the celebrations He flys out on March 16th to spend six days partying in various US cities trying to sell the bankrupt country with no functioning banking system or economic sovereignty to investors
Asked if the trip was a waste of time Faye Ecoruin said It was
iBooks Author
vi
The Wednesday WaffleThe Government have said it wants meetings with job seekers to tell them they face tough sanctions if they refuse to take advantage of every employment opportunity open to them The DoSP has also undertaken to take steps to put training in place to help the burdens of state back to work Sanctions will be imposed on those who do not take advantage of training and employment opportunities The move is set to see a rise in online shelf-stacking burger-flipping and Private-Eye tutorials appearing on social networks such as You-Tube adding a much-needed boost to the viral economy
Its about f time said this irate blogger whose been trying to get back to work since 2008 Meet-ings he said They wont answer a bloody email
The government have denied tonight that the 130 new jobs created by MasterCard in Ireland has anything to do with dealing with the extortionate expense claims made by Daacuteil members MasterCard said that the governmentrsquos commitment to science technology and innovation was behind the welcome move
Trolley Accessible
Click for Image Source
James Reilly has said that roughly 3700 full-time jobs have been lost due to health worker retirements since September last year There is no way wersquore going to have an unsafe servicerdquo Reilly told a dis-believing Daacuteil today
Its just lies one elderly trolley occupant said from a Dublin hospital corridor this
iBooks Author
vii
evening Im glad of a trolley Next year itll be the floor the 79-year-old wept
Jet-setter Enda Kenny has urged common sense between householders and private rubbish collecting firm Greyhound The row stems from Greyhounds refusal to collect rubbish from householders not in credit with the firm Dublin City Council sold a bin collection list to Greyhound with 140000 households on
it last December
Theres enough rubbish going on Jack Barry said as he entered a Mullin-gar watering hole earlier this evening We dont need this
Further suspicions have been aroused tonight about whether an email filter-ing service is in place in the Daacuteil denying worn-out citizens access to their elected representatives Only 2 TDs answered a request for their view on the email filtering scandal which threatens to end many of their careers More on this in your scandal a day daily later in the week
What did Vladimir Putin think about the rugby being abandoned in Paris at the weekend
Click Here to find out
iBooks Author
viii
The lsquoGauntlet 9rsquo Face jailIrelandrsquos Chequered Future
Nine TDs have come together to run the gauntlet protestors face while outing the many ills happening on the island in the present day Five members of the United Left Alliance and four Independent TDs handed out fly-ers yesterday against the Household Charge The stealth tax - introduced by failed ex-Fine Gael leader and the now Minister for Finance Michael Noonan - is seen as a stepping-stone to a harsher property tax being paved at the moment The TDs have all said they will not pay the charge which could see them jailed
This came just hours after Noonan admitted ldquoat leastrdquo euro35billion in cuts would be needed in Decembers budget Ireland has faced over euro20 billion in austerity since
Budget 2009 largely implemented so rogue zombie bank Anglo could be bailed out The austerity - which to date has cost hundreds their lives - are a Euro State record in terms of duration
Weve asked our records department to touch base with the Guinness Book of Records to lobby for an entry
The Irish Daily Bull have asked if the money collected or cut - along with the savings made from the 17000 anonymous tip-offs the DoSP received last year - would be used positively in areas such as Health and Educa-tion As usual we got no reply
We asked our freelance Social Affairs correspondent Ginger Boxcar if the death toll is likely to mount under such fathomless draconian structures
Does a bear shit in the woods he said before jetting to Athens to report on the serious rise in suicide cases in the former democratic capital
iBooks Author
Only 86 of irish Think Corruption is Rife
Only 86 of Irish people feel corruption is a problem according to a EuroBarometre Report on Corruption Though the percentage is higher than the European average of 74 it still falls short of poll-toppers Greece (98) and Por-tugal (97) The poll was conducted Euro-wide last September Poll analyst for The Irish Daily Bull Howie Mas-sage said the results were startling
Until the 16 are found - Ireland looks doomed That level of docility in any society is dangerous said the popular Irish-American surfer Just over 19 of Danish counter-parts consider corruption a problem - giving Carlsberg the nod over Guinness this week
And in an absolutely total separate non-related develop-ment an Irish Independent investigation can reveal that Irish political parties raked in hundreds of thousands of euro in corporate donations that they never publicly de-clared The undeclared cash amounted to two-thirds of all the money donated by big businesses including develop-ers hoteliers and car dealers The findings come from con-tributions made from just nine corporate donors suggest-ing the level of undeclared donations uncovered may be just the tip of the iceberg said The Indo
The tip is right said bin-collector Harry Long who we met on our travels this morning in Tuam
iBooks Author
lsquoFraudrsquo Claims Get Cowen ExcitedA major cross-party row has erupted while Enda Kenny is in the US The Department of Social Protection (DoSP) have said it doesnt know what proportion of the euro645 million of projected savings is down to fraud Minister Burton said yesterday the figures demonstrated the departments commitment to tackling fraud and abuse of the social welfare system
In response Sinn Feacutein spokesman on social protection Aengus Oacute Snodaigh called on the Minister to produce a breakdown of the figures reflecting real savings from exposure of fraud Brian Cowens brother Barry accused Burton of turning neigh-bour against neighbour and stoking resentment
Government continues with Divide amp Rule tacticSocial Justice Irelands Seaacuten Healy said there was no basis for attributing savings of over euro600 million to detected fraud The row is another clear indication that divide amp rule tactics em-ployed by government parties for decades on the island are hav-ing a waning influence - despite added stoking within main-stream media circles Burton insisted it wasnt a waste of timerdquo to make reports of suspected fraud While The Irish Daily Bull agrees the slanting of such accusations needs to be handled bet-ter especially in a country undergoing a suicide epidemic
iBooks Author
Hogan Worries Over HairlineIn figures sure to worry Phil Hogans hairline just one-in-fifteen households in Ireland have registered to pay the new Household Charge - the governments gateway to a more profitable property tax Its a worry for Hogan with just six-week left for households to register their intent to pay up - or face a raft of bank-like penaltiesWith some serving TDs openly saying they wont be paying the charge it seems the public is siding on civil dis-
obedience on this one - leaving the fast receding Hogans op-tions limited On one-hand penalties could add to the hoped for windfall - but with money virtually non-existent in Irish soci-ety outside the established circle trouble could arise when rogue dissenters simply can not pay With prisons over-crowded with other fine dodgers Hogan is expected to team up with Alan Shatter to set-up a sub-committee - to look into pro-posals to set up a committee - to advice the cabinet committee on cheap fast and affordable alternative jailing arrangements
Sources close to the Irish Daily Bull - who didnt want to be named - refused to rule out rented prefabs hidden behind twenty-foot high chicken-wire fences in areas such as The Bur-ren as a means of dealing with the simmering tensions
iBooks Author
YouTubularsThis week
Visit our YouTube Channel for more videos
Daily Content on The Irish Bull
wwwtheirishbullcom
Cuttinrsquo through the bull
to get to the shit
Bertie Ahern Wants To Cut Members In Half amp The Paris Rugby Debacle
iBooks Author
xiii
The Adventures of Deco Doran
iBooks Author
i
Austerity Loves CoxEuro darling Pat Cox told a private dinner of banking and business elites of Irelandrsquos need to continue with its austerity drive according to The Indo Cox who missed out to Gay Mitchell for the Fine Gael nomination for the Irish presidency mixed with the chief executive of Bank of Ireland Richie Boucher and David Duffy the boss at AIB The former President of the European parliament austerity comments seem to fly in the face of the actualities on the ground and were not lost on jobless Kerry native Ray Healy who contacted The Irish Bull earlier
lsquoNeed for austerity Is Cox deluded Bankrupt country Half a million jobless Emi-gration at crisis point Health in crisis Education in crisis Yep I clearly see the need alrightrsquo said the soured Sneem native who lost his job operating a roller in 2009
Cox 59 is a keen collector of presidential titles He was elected president of the ELDR Group in the European Parliament in 1998 He became President of the Euro-pean Parliament in 2002 In 2006 he was elected President of European Movement ndash a pro-European lobby group In 2009 he took over the position of the campaign director for the pro-Lisbon initiative Ireland in Europe and was rumored to be disappointed the position wasnrsquot presidential Eyebrows were raised when he decided to seek the Irish presidency in 2011 considering his federal stance when it comes to European integration They were raised further after his defeat by Gay Mitchell whose campaign was the worst run by a Fine Gael candidate in history
lsquoImagine if we had ran Coxrsquo one Fine Gael member ndash who wished to remain nameless ndash said about the sham-bles lsquoWersquod have been the laughing stock of the nationrsquo
iBooks Author
ii
Team Trio Hatch Jobs SchemeIrelands unemployed - who currently make up almost 15 of the populace - are eagerly awaiting this after-noons announcement by Team Trio of TAPJ - Irelands latest job creation plan The Action Plan for Jobs will aim to create 100000 new jobs in Ireland by 2016 by providing a micro-finance loan fund of euro100 mil-lion over ten years for start-ups and small businesses The government has repeatedly emphasized over re-cent months that aside from filling out expense claims and paying unsecured bondholders its top priority is jobs The action plan is expected to heap pressure on Richard No Jobs Bruton Bruton will be monitored quarterly by old nemesis Enda Kenny to see if hes meeting targets
However The Irish Daily Bulls jobs expert David (Dav-eeeeed) Dole said that even if the plan fulfills its brief it will still be a huge failure with 350000 people still expected to celebrate the anniversary of the 1916 Rising in varying states of poverty dependent on individual extra-curricular activitiesIts a nice round figure pulled from the air said Dole whose own career consultancy firm XDoleBuster has virtually collapsed with the loss of 3 jobs in the last year years alone If the fund was for help in emigrating then the figure might be lower by 2016 Unfortunately its not
Looking for work Start young
The Final Word
As a cheerleader for all government initiatives the Irish Daily Bull reserves judgement at this time
iBooks Author
iii
Censorship Under ConsiderationExtremist TDrsquos are considering a move to filter emails sent to them following a recent avalanche of com-plaints The Irish Examiner claims that several TDs have received hundreds of complaints by email re-cently concerning mainly the flip-flopping of electoral promises made to sucker a change-wanting public into electing them The move is seen as a way for TDrsquos to concentrate on more pressing matters that donrsquot concern the Irish electorate
ldquoTherersquos a lot of irrelevant stuff for members who do not want it coming inrdquo one anonymous member of the Joint Administration Committee said ldquoSome TDs felt that if we did that it would interfere with peoplersquos right to protest to democracy If we blocked some therersquos a fear we could be accused of censorshiprdquo the member added
The Irish Daily Bull contacted Irish website Contactie to see what they thought The website set up to act as a porthole to contact elected representatives has been at the forefront of moves to make Irelandrsquos elected representatives more accessible to Irish people Contactie have ran a number of worthy email cam-paigns on behalf of the Irish people since the last General Election They include -
Stop SOPA and ACTA in Ireland
Donrsquot Pay the Bondholders ndash ITrsquoS NOT OUR DEBT
Dear TDs Senators MEPs ndash give your Childrenrsquos Allowance Payment for December to St Vincent de Paul
rdquoNaturally we are totally against the filtering of emails How can a TD decide to filter an email before they have read it How can they decide that one member of the public can contact them about something but not another It would also set a very dangerous precedent with regards to what is and what is not accept-able in terms of contacting those who are supposed to represent usrdquo said the non-profit organization
iBooks Author
iv
The move comes as little surprise to The Irish Bull given the level of secrecy that has been allowed to go on in the former sovereign state over recent decades Recent emails sent by us to serving members have all remained unanswered fueling speculation that the lsquofilterrsquo may al-ready be in place
rdquoIsnrsquot that a form of social racismrdquo said Ballymun na-tive Kev Locke who we asked for comment yesterday We declined to answer back
Not The Final Word
Censorship has no place in a functioning democracy So is Ireland functioning Letrsquos keep an eye on this for a while
Book Roden
Editor
Image Source
iBooks Author
v
Is Enda Planning To ExileJet-setting Enda Kenny jetted to the US again today for meetings with business and political leaders It comes less than a week after his last tax-payer paid junket to the US - fueling speculation that there is to be a marked increase in St Patricks Day junkets this year
ldquoWe have to use every opportunity to reach out across the globe to give the message that Ireland is open for business and investmentrdquo the taoiseach repeated yet again to little avail
The latest trip away flies in the face of a country in dire need of strong leadership at home with some theorists suggesting The US may become Kennys place of exile should sentiment turn green in Ireland
To coincide with this latest breach of national leadership the taoiseachs department have published de-tails of his St Patricks day excursion next month Kenny will again be in the US for the celebrations He flys out on March 16th to spend six days partying in various US cities trying to sell the bankrupt country with no functioning banking system or economic sovereignty to investors
Asked if the trip was a waste of time Faye Ecoruin said It was
iBooks Author
vi
The Wednesday WaffleThe Government have said it wants meetings with job seekers to tell them they face tough sanctions if they refuse to take advantage of every employment opportunity open to them The DoSP has also undertaken to take steps to put training in place to help the burdens of state back to work Sanctions will be imposed on those who do not take advantage of training and employment opportunities The move is set to see a rise in online shelf-stacking burger-flipping and Private-Eye tutorials appearing on social networks such as You-Tube adding a much-needed boost to the viral economy
Its about f time said this irate blogger whose been trying to get back to work since 2008 Meet-ings he said They wont answer a bloody email
The government have denied tonight that the 130 new jobs created by MasterCard in Ireland has anything to do with dealing with the extortionate expense claims made by Daacuteil members MasterCard said that the governmentrsquos commitment to science technology and innovation was behind the welcome move
Trolley Accessible
Click for Image Source
James Reilly has said that roughly 3700 full-time jobs have been lost due to health worker retirements since September last year There is no way wersquore going to have an unsafe servicerdquo Reilly told a dis-believing Daacuteil today
Its just lies one elderly trolley occupant said from a Dublin hospital corridor this
iBooks Author
vii
evening Im glad of a trolley Next year itll be the floor the 79-year-old wept
Jet-setter Enda Kenny has urged common sense between householders and private rubbish collecting firm Greyhound The row stems from Greyhounds refusal to collect rubbish from householders not in credit with the firm Dublin City Council sold a bin collection list to Greyhound with 140000 households on
it last December
Theres enough rubbish going on Jack Barry said as he entered a Mullin-gar watering hole earlier this evening We dont need this
Further suspicions have been aroused tonight about whether an email filter-ing service is in place in the Daacuteil denying worn-out citizens access to their elected representatives Only 2 TDs answered a request for their view on the email filtering scandal which threatens to end many of their careers More on this in your scandal a day daily later in the week
What did Vladimir Putin think about the rugby being abandoned in Paris at the weekend
Click Here to find out
iBooks Author
viii
The lsquoGauntlet 9rsquo Face jailIrelandrsquos Chequered Future
Nine TDs have come together to run the gauntlet protestors face while outing the many ills happening on the island in the present day Five members of the United Left Alliance and four Independent TDs handed out fly-ers yesterday against the Household Charge The stealth tax - introduced by failed ex-Fine Gael leader and the now Minister for Finance Michael Noonan - is seen as a stepping-stone to a harsher property tax being paved at the moment The TDs have all said they will not pay the charge which could see them jailed
This came just hours after Noonan admitted ldquoat leastrdquo euro35billion in cuts would be needed in Decembers budget Ireland has faced over euro20 billion in austerity since
Budget 2009 largely implemented so rogue zombie bank Anglo could be bailed out The austerity - which to date has cost hundreds their lives - are a Euro State record in terms of duration
Weve asked our records department to touch base with the Guinness Book of Records to lobby for an entry
The Irish Daily Bull have asked if the money collected or cut - along with the savings made from the 17000 anonymous tip-offs the DoSP received last year - would be used positively in areas such as Health and Educa-tion As usual we got no reply
We asked our freelance Social Affairs correspondent Ginger Boxcar if the death toll is likely to mount under such fathomless draconian structures
Does a bear shit in the woods he said before jetting to Athens to report on the serious rise in suicide cases in the former democratic capital
iBooks Author
Only 86 of irish Think Corruption is Rife
Only 86 of Irish people feel corruption is a problem according to a EuroBarometre Report on Corruption Though the percentage is higher than the European average of 74 it still falls short of poll-toppers Greece (98) and Por-tugal (97) The poll was conducted Euro-wide last September Poll analyst for The Irish Daily Bull Howie Mas-sage said the results were startling
Until the 16 are found - Ireland looks doomed That level of docility in any society is dangerous said the popular Irish-American surfer Just over 19 of Danish counter-parts consider corruption a problem - giving Carlsberg the nod over Guinness this week
And in an absolutely total separate non-related develop-ment an Irish Independent investigation can reveal that Irish political parties raked in hundreds of thousands of euro in corporate donations that they never publicly de-clared The undeclared cash amounted to two-thirds of all the money donated by big businesses including develop-ers hoteliers and car dealers The findings come from con-tributions made from just nine corporate donors suggest-ing the level of undeclared donations uncovered may be just the tip of the iceberg said The Indo
The tip is right said bin-collector Harry Long who we met on our travels this morning in Tuam
iBooks Author
lsquoFraudrsquo Claims Get Cowen ExcitedA major cross-party row has erupted while Enda Kenny is in the US The Department of Social Protection (DoSP) have said it doesnt know what proportion of the euro645 million of projected savings is down to fraud Minister Burton said yesterday the figures demonstrated the departments commitment to tackling fraud and abuse of the social welfare system
In response Sinn Feacutein spokesman on social protection Aengus Oacute Snodaigh called on the Minister to produce a breakdown of the figures reflecting real savings from exposure of fraud Brian Cowens brother Barry accused Burton of turning neigh-bour against neighbour and stoking resentment
Government continues with Divide amp Rule tacticSocial Justice Irelands Seaacuten Healy said there was no basis for attributing savings of over euro600 million to detected fraud The row is another clear indication that divide amp rule tactics em-ployed by government parties for decades on the island are hav-ing a waning influence - despite added stoking within main-stream media circles Burton insisted it wasnt a waste of timerdquo to make reports of suspected fraud While The Irish Daily Bull agrees the slanting of such accusations needs to be handled bet-ter especially in a country undergoing a suicide epidemic
iBooks Author
Hogan Worries Over HairlineIn figures sure to worry Phil Hogans hairline just one-in-fifteen households in Ireland have registered to pay the new Household Charge - the governments gateway to a more profitable property tax Its a worry for Hogan with just six-week left for households to register their intent to pay up - or face a raft of bank-like penaltiesWith some serving TDs openly saying they wont be paying the charge it seems the public is siding on civil dis-
obedience on this one - leaving the fast receding Hogans op-tions limited On one-hand penalties could add to the hoped for windfall - but with money virtually non-existent in Irish soci-ety outside the established circle trouble could arise when rogue dissenters simply can not pay With prisons over-crowded with other fine dodgers Hogan is expected to team up with Alan Shatter to set-up a sub-committee - to look into pro-posals to set up a committee - to advice the cabinet committee on cheap fast and affordable alternative jailing arrangements
Sources close to the Irish Daily Bull - who didnt want to be named - refused to rule out rented prefabs hidden behind twenty-foot high chicken-wire fences in areas such as The Bur-ren as a means of dealing with the simmering tensions
iBooks Author
YouTubularsThis week
Visit our YouTube Channel for more videos
Daily Content on The Irish Bull
wwwtheirishbullcom
Cuttinrsquo through the bull
to get to the shit
Bertie Ahern Wants To Cut Members In Half amp The Paris Rugby Debacle
iBooks Author
xiii
The Adventures of Deco Doran
iBooks Author
ii
Team Trio Hatch Jobs SchemeIrelands unemployed - who currently make up almost 15 of the populace - are eagerly awaiting this after-noons announcement by Team Trio of TAPJ - Irelands latest job creation plan The Action Plan for Jobs will aim to create 100000 new jobs in Ireland by 2016 by providing a micro-finance loan fund of euro100 mil-lion over ten years for start-ups and small businesses The government has repeatedly emphasized over re-cent months that aside from filling out expense claims and paying unsecured bondholders its top priority is jobs The action plan is expected to heap pressure on Richard No Jobs Bruton Bruton will be monitored quarterly by old nemesis Enda Kenny to see if hes meeting targets
However The Irish Daily Bulls jobs expert David (Dav-eeeeed) Dole said that even if the plan fulfills its brief it will still be a huge failure with 350000 people still expected to celebrate the anniversary of the 1916 Rising in varying states of poverty dependent on individual extra-curricular activitiesIts a nice round figure pulled from the air said Dole whose own career consultancy firm XDoleBuster has virtually collapsed with the loss of 3 jobs in the last year years alone If the fund was for help in emigrating then the figure might be lower by 2016 Unfortunately its not
Looking for work Start young
The Final Word
As a cheerleader for all government initiatives the Irish Daily Bull reserves judgement at this time
iBooks Author
iii
Censorship Under ConsiderationExtremist TDrsquos are considering a move to filter emails sent to them following a recent avalanche of com-plaints The Irish Examiner claims that several TDs have received hundreds of complaints by email re-cently concerning mainly the flip-flopping of electoral promises made to sucker a change-wanting public into electing them The move is seen as a way for TDrsquos to concentrate on more pressing matters that donrsquot concern the Irish electorate
ldquoTherersquos a lot of irrelevant stuff for members who do not want it coming inrdquo one anonymous member of the Joint Administration Committee said ldquoSome TDs felt that if we did that it would interfere with peoplersquos right to protest to democracy If we blocked some therersquos a fear we could be accused of censorshiprdquo the member added
The Irish Daily Bull contacted Irish website Contactie to see what they thought The website set up to act as a porthole to contact elected representatives has been at the forefront of moves to make Irelandrsquos elected representatives more accessible to Irish people Contactie have ran a number of worthy email cam-paigns on behalf of the Irish people since the last General Election They include -
Stop SOPA and ACTA in Ireland
Donrsquot Pay the Bondholders ndash ITrsquoS NOT OUR DEBT
Dear TDs Senators MEPs ndash give your Childrenrsquos Allowance Payment for December to St Vincent de Paul
rdquoNaturally we are totally against the filtering of emails How can a TD decide to filter an email before they have read it How can they decide that one member of the public can contact them about something but not another It would also set a very dangerous precedent with regards to what is and what is not accept-able in terms of contacting those who are supposed to represent usrdquo said the non-profit organization
iBooks Author
iv
The move comes as little surprise to The Irish Bull given the level of secrecy that has been allowed to go on in the former sovereign state over recent decades Recent emails sent by us to serving members have all remained unanswered fueling speculation that the lsquofilterrsquo may al-ready be in place
rdquoIsnrsquot that a form of social racismrdquo said Ballymun na-tive Kev Locke who we asked for comment yesterday We declined to answer back
Not The Final Word
Censorship has no place in a functioning democracy So is Ireland functioning Letrsquos keep an eye on this for a while
Book Roden
Editor
Image Source
iBooks Author
v
Is Enda Planning To ExileJet-setting Enda Kenny jetted to the US again today for meetings with business and political leaders It comes less than a week after his last tax-payer paid junket to the US - fueling speculation that there is to be a marked increase in St Patricks Day junkets this year
ldquoWe have to use every opportunity to reach out across the globe to give the message that Ireland is open for business and investmentrdquo the taoiseach repeated yet again to little avail
The latest trip away flies in the face of a country in dire need of strong leadership at home with some theorists suggesting The US may become Kennys place of exile should sentiment turn green in Ireland
To coincide with this latest breach of national leadership the taoiseachs department have published de-tails of his St Patricks day excursion next month Kenny will again be in the US for the celebrations He flys out on March 16th to spend six days partying in various US cities trying to sell the bankrupt country with no functioning banking system or economic sovereignty to investors
Asked if the trip was a waste of time Faye Ecoruin said It was
iBooks Author
vi
The Wednesday WaffleThe Government have said it wants meetings with job seekers to tell them they face tough sanctions if they refuse to take advantage of every employment opportunity open to them The DoSP has also undertaken to take steps to put training in place to help the burdens of state back to work Sanctions will be imposed on those who do not take advantage of training and employment opportunities The move is set to see a rise in online shelf-stacking burger-flipping and Private-Eye tutorials appearing on social networks such as You-Tube adding a much-needed boost to the viral economy
Its about f time said this irate blogger whose been trying to get back to work since 2008 Meet-ings he said They wont answer a bloody email
The government have denied tonight that the 130 new jobs created by MasterCard in Ireland has anything to do with dealing with the extortionate expense claims made by Daacuteil members MasterCard said that the governmentrsquos commitment to science technology and innovation was behind the welcome move
Trolley Accessible
Click for Image Source
James Reilly has said that roughly 3700 full-time jobs have been lost due to health worker retirements since September last year There is no way wersquore going to have an unsafe servicerdquo Reilly told a dis-believing Daacuteil today
Its just lies one elderly trolley occupant said from a Dublin hospital corridor this
iBooks Author
vii
evening Im glad of a trolley Next year itll be the floor the 79-year-old wept
Jet-setter Enda Kenny has urged common sense between householders and private rubbish collecting firm Greyhound The row stems from Greyhounds refusal to collect rubbish from householders not in credit with the firm Dublin City Council sold a bin collection list to Greyhound with 140000 households on
it last December
Theres enough rubbish going on Jack Barry said as he entered a Mullin-gar watering hole earlier this evening We dont need this
Further suspicions have been aroused tonight about whether an email filter-ing service is in place in the Daacuteil denying worn-out citizens access to their elected representatives Only 2 TDs answered a request for their view on the email filtering scandal which threatens to end many of their careers More on this in your scandal a day daily later in the week
What did Vladimir Putin think about the rugby being abandoned in Paris at the weekend
Click Here to find out
iBooks Author
viii
The lsquoGauntlet 9rsquo Face jailIrelandrsquos Chequered Future
Nine TDs have come together to run the gauntlet protestors face while outing the many ills happening on the island in the present day Five members of the United Left Alliance and four Independent TDs handed out fly-ers yesterday against the Household Charge The stealth tax - introduced by failed ex-Fine Gael leader and the now Minister for Finance Michael Noonan - is seen as a stepping-stone to a harsher property tax being paved at the moment The TDs have all said they will not pay the charge which could see them jailed
This came just hours after Noonan admitted ldquoat leastrdquo euro35billion in cuts would be needed in Decembers budget Ireland has faced over euro20 billion in austerity since
Budget 2009 largely implemented so rogue zombie bank Anglo could be bailed out The austerity - which to date has cost hundreds their lives - are a Euro State record in terms of duration
Weve asked our records department to touch base with the Guinness Book of Records to lobby for an entry
The Irish Daily Bull have asked if the money collected or cut - along with the savings made from the 17000 anonymous tip-offs the DoSP received last year - would be used positively in areas such as Health and Educa-tion As usual we got no reply
We asked our freelance Social Affairs correspondent Ginger Boxcar if the death toll is likely to mount under such fathomless draconian structures
Does a bear shit in the woods he said before jetting to Athens to report on the serious rise in suicide cases in the former democratic capital
iBooks Author
Only 86 of irish Think Corruption is Rife
Only 86 of Irish people feel corruption is a problem according to a EuroBarometre Report on Corruption Though the percentage is higher than the European average of 74 it still falls short of poll-toppers Greece (98) and Por-tugal (97) The poll was conducted Euro-wide last September Poll analyst for The Irish Daily Bull Howie Mas-sage said the results were startling
Until the 16 are found - Ireland looks doomed That level of docility in any society is dangerous said the popular Irish-American surfer Just over 19 of Danish counter-parts consider corruption a problem - giving Carlsberg the nod over Guinness this week
And in an absolutely total separate non-related develop-ment an Irish Independent investigation can reveal that Irish political parties raked in hundreds of thousands of euro in corporate donations that they never publicly de-clared The undeclared cash amounted to two-thirds of all the money donated by big businesses including develop-ers hoteliers and car dealers The findings come from con-tributions made from just nine corporate donors suggest-ing the level of undeclared donations uncovered may be just the tip of the iceberg said The Indo
The tip is right said bin-collector Harry Long who we met on our travels this morning in Tuam
iBooks Author
lsquoFraudrsquo Claims Get Cowen ExcitedA major cross-party row has erupted while Enda Kenny is in the US The Department of Social Protection (DoSP) have said it doesnt know what proportion of the euro645 million of projected savings is down to fraud Minister Burton said yesterday the figures demonstrated the departments commitment to tackling fraud and abuse of the social welfare system
In response Sinn Feacutein spokesman on social protection Aengus Oacute Snodaigh called on the Minister to produce a breakdown of the figures reflecting real savings from exposure of fraud Brian Cowens brother Barry accused Burton of turning neigh-bour against neighbour and stoking resentment
Government continues with Divide amp Rule tacticSocial Justice Irelands Seaacuten Healy said there was no basis for attributing savings of over euro600 million to detected fraud The row is another clear indication that divide amp rule tactics em-ployed by government parties for decades on the island are hav-ing a waning influence - despite added stoking within main-stream media circles Burton insisted it wasnt a waste of timerdquo to make reports of suspected fraud While The Irish Daily Bull agrees the slanting of such accusations needs to be handled bet-ter especially in a country undergoing a suicide epidemic
iBooks Author
Hogan Worries Over HairlineIn figures sure to worry Phil Hogans hairline just one-in-fifteen households in Ireland have registered to pay the new Household Charge - the governments gateway to a more profitable property tax Its a worry for Hogan with just six-week left for households to register their intent to pay up - or face a raft of bank-like penaltiesWith some serving TDs openly saying they wont be paying the charge it seems the public is siding on civil dis-
obedience on this one - leaving the fast receding Hogans op-tions limited On one-hand penalties could add to the hoped for windfall - but with money virtually non-existent in Irish soci-ety outside the established circle trouble could arise when rogue dissenters simply can not pay With prisons over-crowded with other fine dodgers Hogan is expected to team up with Alan Shatter to set-up a sub-committee - to look into pro-posals to set up a committee - to advice the cabinet committee on cheap fast and affordable alternative jailing arrangements
Sources close to the Irish Daily Bull - who didnt want to be named - refused to rule out rented prefabs hidden behind twenty-foot high chicken-wire fences in areas such as The Bur-ren as a means of dealing with the simmering tensions
iBooks Author
YouTubularsThis week
Visit our YouTube Channel for more videos
Daily Content on The Irish Bull
wwwtheirishbullcom
Cuttinrsquo through the bull
to get to the shit
Bertie Ahern Wants To Cut Members In Half amp The Paris Rugby Debacle
iBooks Author
xiii
The Adventures of Deco Doran
iBooks Author
iii
Censorship Under ConsiderationExtremist TDrsquos are considering a move to filter emails sent to them following a recent avalanche of com-plaints The Irish Examiner claims that several TDs have received hundreds of complaints by email re-cently concerning mainly the flip-flopping of electoral promises made to sucker a change-wanting public into electing them The move is seen as a way for TDrsquos to concentrate on more pressing matters that donrsquot concern the Irish electorate
ldquoTherersquos a lot of irrelevant stuff for members who do not want it coming inrdquo one anonymous member of the Joint Administration Committee said ldquoSome TDs felt that if we did that it would interfere with peoplersquos right to protest to democracy If we blocked some therersquos a fear we could be accused of censorshiprdquo the member added
The Irish Daily Bull contacted Irish website Contactie to see what they thought The website set up to act as a porthole to contact elected representatives has been at the forefront of moves to make Irelandrsquos elected representatives more accessible to Irish people Contactie have ran a number of worthy email cam-paigns on behalf of the Irish people since the last General Election They include -
Stop SOPA and ACTA in Ireland
Donrsquot Pay the Bondholders ndash ITrsquoS NOT OUR DEBT
Dear TDs Senators MEPs ndash give your Childrenrsquos Allowance Payment for December to St Vincent de Paul
rdquoNaturally we are totally against the filtering of emails How can a TD decide to filter an email before they have read it How can they decide that one member of the public can contact them about something but not another It would also set a very dangerous precedent with regards to what is and what is not accept-able in terms of contacting those who are supposed to represent usrdquo said the non-profit organization
iBooks Author
iv
The move comes as little surprise to The Irish Bull given the level of secrecy that has been allowed to go on in the former sovereign state over recent decades Recent emails sent by us to serving members have all remained unanswered fueling speculation that the lsquofilterrsquo may al-ready be in place
rdquoIsnrsquot that a form of social racismrdquo said Ballymun na-tive Kev Locke who we asked for comment yesterday We declined to answer back
Not The Final Word
Censorship has no place in a functioning democracy So is Ireland functioning Letrsquos keep an eye on this for a while
Book Roden
Editor
Image Source
iBooks Author
v
Is Enda Planning To ExileJet-setting Enda Kenny jetted to the US again today for meetings with business and political leaders It comes less than a week after his last tax-payer paid junket to the US - fueling speculation that there is to be a marked increase in St Patricks Day junkets this year
ldquoWe have to use every opportunity to reach out across the globe to give the message that Ireland is open for business and investmentrdquo the taoiseach repeated yet again to little avail
The latest trip away flies in the face of a country in dire need of strong leadership at home with some theorists suggesting The US may become Kennys place of exile should sentiment turn green in Ireland
To coincide with this latest breach of national leadership the taoiseachs department have published de-tails of his St Patricks day excursion next month Kenny will again be in the US for the celebrations He flys out on March 16th to spend six days partying in various US cities trying to sell the bankrupt country with no functioning banking system or economic sovereignty to investors
Asked if the trip was a waste of time Faye Ecoruin said It was
iBooks Author
vi
The Wednesday WaffleThe Government have said it wants meetings with job seekers to tell them they face tough sanctions if they refuse to take advantage of every employment opportunity open to them The DoSP has also undertaken to take steps to put training in place to help the burdens of state back to work Sanctions will be imposed on those who do not take advantage of training and employment opportunities The move is set to see a rise in online shelf-stacking burger-flipping and Private-Eye tutorials appearing on social networks such as You-Tube adding a much-needed boost to the viral economy
Its about f time said this irate blogger whose been trying to get back to work since 2008 Meet-ings he said They wont answer a bloody email
The government have denied tonight that the 130 new jobs created by MasterCard in Ireland has anything to do with dealing with the extortionate expense claims made by Daacuteil members MasterCard said that the governmentrsquos commitment to science technology and innovation was behind the welcome move
Trolley Accessible
Click for Image Source
James Reilly has said that roughly 3700 full-time jobs have been lost due to health worker retirements since September last year There is no way wersquore going to have an unsafe servicerdquo Reilly told a dis-believing Daacuteil today
Its just lies one elderly trolley occupant said from a Dublin hospital corridor this
iBooks Author
vii
evening Im glad of a trolley Next year itll be the floor the 79-year-old wept
Jet-setter Enda Kenny has urged common sense between householders and private rubbish collecting firm Greyhound The row stems from Greyhounds refusal to collect rubbish from householders not in credit with the firm Dublin City Council sold a bin collection list to Greyhound with 140000 households on
it last December
Theres enough rubbish going on Jack Barry said as he entered a Mullin-gar watering hole earlier this evening We dont need this
Further suspicions have been aroused tonight about whether an email filter-ing service is in place in the Daacuteil denying worn-out citizens access to their elected representatives Only 2 TDs answered a request for their view on the email filtering scandal which threatens to end many of their careers More on this in your scandal a day daily later in the week
What did Vladimir Putin think about the rugby being abandoned in Paris at the weekend
Click Here to find out
iBooks Author
viii
The lsquoGauntlet 9rsquo Face jailIrelandrsquos Chequered Future
Nine TDs have come together to run the gauntlet protestors face while outing the many ills happening on the island in the present day Five members of the United Left Alliance and four Independent TDs handed out fly-ers yesterday against the Household Charge The stealth tax - introduced by failed ex-Fine Gael leader and the now Minister for Finance Michael Noonan - is seen as a stepping-stone to a harsher property tax being paved at the moment The TDs have all said they will not pay the charge which could see them jailed
This came just hours after Noonan admitted ldquoat leastrdquo euro35billion in cuts would be needed in Decembers budget Ireland has faced over euro20 billion in austerity since
Budget 2009 largely implemented so rogue zombie bank Anglo could be bailed out The austerity - which to date has cost hundreds their lives - are a Euro State record in terms of duration
Weve asked our records department to touch base with the Guinness Book of Records to lobby for an entry
The Irish Daily Bull have asked if the money collected or cut - along with the savings made from the 17000 anonymous tip-offs the DoSP received last year - would be used positively in areas such as Health and Educa-tion As usual we got no reply
We asked our freelance Social Affairs correspondent Ginger Boxcar if the death toll is likely to mount under such fathomless draconian structures
Does a bear shit in the woods he said before jetting to Athens to report on the serious rise in suicide cases in the former democratic capital
iBooks Author
Only 86 of irish Think Corruption is Rife
Only 86 of Irish people feel corruption is a problem according to a EuroBarometre Report on Corruption Though the percentage is higher than the European average of 74 it still falls short of poll-toppers Greece (98) and Por-tugal (97) The poll was conducted Euro-wide last September Poll analyst for The Irish Daily Bull Howie Mas-sage said the results were startling
Until the 16 are found - Ireland looks doomed That level of docility in any society is dangerous said the popular Irish-American surfer Just over 19 of Danish counter-parts consider corruption a problem - giving Carlsberg the nod over Guinness this week
And in an absolutely total separate non-related develop-ment an Irish Independent investigation can reveal that Irish political parties raked in hundreds of thousands of euro in corporate donations that they never publicly de-clared The undeclared cash amounted to two-thirds of all the money donated by big businesses including develop-ers hoteliers and car dealers The findings come from con-tributions made from just nine corporate donors suggest-ing the level of undeclared donations uncovered may be just the tip of the iceberg said The Indo
The tip is right said bin-collector Harry Long who we met on our travels this morning in Tuam
iBooks Author
lsquoFraudrsquo Claims Get Cowen ExcitedA major cross-party row has erupted while Enda Kenny is in the US The Department of Social Protection (DoSP) have said it doesnt know what proportion of the euro645 million of projected savings is down to fraud Minister Burton said yesterday the figures demonstrated the departments commitment to tackling fraud and abuse of the social welfare system
In response Sinn Feacutein spokesman on social protection Aengus Oacute Snodaigh called on the Minister to produce a breakdown of the figures reflecting real savings from exposure of fraud Brian Cowens brother Barry accused Burton of turning neigh-bour against neighbour and stoking resentment
Government continues with Divide amp Rule tacticSocial Justice Irelands Seaacuten Healy said there was no basis for attributing savings of over euro600 million to detected fraud The row is another clear indication that divide amp rule tactics em-ployed by government parties for decades on the island are hav-ing a waning influence - despite added stoking within main-stream media circles Burton insisted it wasnt a waste of timerdquo to make reports of suspected fraud While The Irish Daily Bull agrees the slanting of such accusations needs to be handled bet-ter especially in a country undergoing a suicide epidemic
iBooks Author
Hogan Worries Over HairlineIn figures sure to worry Phil Hogans hairline just one-in-fifteen households in Ireland have registered to pay the new Household Charge - the governments gateway to a more profitable property tax Its a worry for Hogan with just six-week left for households to register their intent to pay up - or face a raft of bank-like penaltiesWith some serving TDs openly saying they wont be paying the charge it seems the public is siding on civil dis-
obedience on this one - leaving the fast receding Hogans op-tions limited On one-hand penalties could add to the hoped for windfall - but with money virtually non-existent in Irish soci-ety outside the established circle trouble could arise when rogue dissenters simply can not pay With prisons over-crowded with other fine dodgers Hogan is expected to team up with Alan Shatter to set-up a sub-committee - to look into pro-posals to set up a committee - to advice the cabinet committee on cheap fast and affordable alternative jailing arrangements
Sources close to the Irish Daily Bull - who didnt want to be named - refused to rule out rented prefabs hidden behind twenty-foot high chicken-wire fences in areas such as The Bur-ren as a means of dealing with the simmering tensions
iBooks Author
YouTubularsThis week
Visit our YouTube Channel for more videos
Daily Content on The Irish Bull
wwwtheirishbullcom
Cuttinrsquo through the bull
to get to the shit
Bertie Ahern Wants To Cut Members In Half amp The Paris Rugby Debacle
iBooks Author
xiii
The Adventures of Deco Doran
iBooks Author
iv
The move comes as little surprise to The Irish Bull given the level of secrecy that has been allowed to go on in the former sovereign state over recent decades Recent emails sent by us to serving members have all remained unanswered fueling speculation that the lsquofilterrsquo may al-ready be in place
rdquoIsnrsquot that a form of social racismrdquo said Ballymun na-tive Kev Locke who we asked for comment yesterday We declined to answer back
Not The Final Word
Censorship has no place in a functioning democracy So is Ireland functioning Letrsquos keep an eye on this for a while
Book Roden
Editor
Image Source
iBooks Author
v
Is Enda Planning To ExileJet-setting Enda Kenny jetted to the US again today for meetings with business and political leaders It comes less than a week after his last tax-payer paid junket to the US - fueling speculation that there is to be a marked increase in St Patricks Day junkets this year
ldquoWe have to use every opportunity to reach out across the globe to give the message that Ireland is open for business and investmentrdquo the taoiseach repeated yet again to little avail
The latest trip away flies in the face of a country in dire need of strong leadership at home with some theorists suggesting The US may become Kennys place of exile should sentiment turn green in Ireland
To coincide with this latest breach of national leadership the taoiseachs department have published de-tails of his St Patricks day excursion next month Kenny will again be in the US for the celebrations He flys out on March 16th to spend six days partying in various US cities trying to sell the bankrupt country with no functioning banking system or economic sovereignty to investors
Asked if the trip was a waste of time Faye Ecoruin said It was
iBooks Author
vi
The Wednesday WaffleThe Government have said it wants meetings with job seekers to tell them they face tough sanctions if they refuse to take advantage of every employment opportunity open to them The DoSP has also undertaken to take steps to put training in place to help the burdens of state back to work Sanctions will be imposed on those who do not take advantage of training and employment opportunities The move is set to see a rise in online shelf-stacking burger-flipping and Private-Eye tutorials appearing on social networks such as You-Tube adding a much-needed boost to the viral economy
Its about f time said this irate blogger whose been trying to get back to work since 2008 Meet-ings he said They wont answer a bloody email
The government have denied tonight that the 130 new jobs created by MasterCard in Ireland has anything to do with dealing with the extortionate expense claims made by Daacuteil members MasterCard said that the governmentrsquos commitment to science technology and innovation was behind the welcome move
Trolley Accessible
Click for Image Source
James Reilly has said that roughly 3700 full-time jobs have been lost due to health worker retirements since September last year There is no way wersquore going to have an unsafe servicerdquo Reilly told a dis-believing Daacuteil today
Its just lies one elderly trolley occupant said from a Dublin hospital corridor this
iBooks Author
vii
evening Im glad of a trolley Next year itll be the floor the 79-year-old wept
Jet-setter Enda Kenny has urged common sense between householders and private rubbish collecting firm Greyhound The row stems from Greyhounds refusal to collect rubbish from householders not in credit with the firm Dublin City Council sold a bin collection list to Greyhound with 140000 households on
it last December
Theres enough rubbish going on Jack Barry said as he entered a Mullin-gar watering hole earlier this evening We dont need this
Further suspicions have been aroused tonight about whether an email filter-ing service is in place in the Daacuteil denying worn-out citizens access to their elected representatives Only 2 TDs answered a request for their view on the email filtering scandal which threatens to end many of their careers More on this in your scandal a day daily later in the week
What did Vladimir Putin think about the rugby being abandoned in Paris at the weekend
Click Here to find out
iBooks Author
viii
The lsquoGauntlet 9rsquo Face jailIrelandrsquos Chequered Future
Nine TDs have come together to run the gauntlet protestors face while outing the many ills happening on the island in the present day Five members of the United Left Alliance and four Independent TDs handed out fly-ers yesterday against the Household Charge The stealth tax - introduced by failed ex-Fine Gael leader and the now Minister for Finance Michael Noonan - is seen as a stepping-stone to a harsher property tax being paved at the moment The TDs have all said they will not pay the charge which could see them jailed
This came just hours after Noonan admitted ldquoat leastrdquo euro35billion in cuts would be needed in Decembers budget Ireland has faced over euro20 billion in austerity since
Budget 2009 largely implemented so rogue zombie bank Anglo could be bailed out The austerity - which to date has cost hundreds their lives - are a Euro State record in terms of duration
Weve asked our records department to touch base with the Guinness Book of Records to lobby for an entry
The Irish Daily Bull have asked if the money collected or cut - along with the savings made from the 17000 anonymous tip-offs the DoSP received last year - would be used positively in areas such as Health and Educa-tion As usual we got no reply
We asked our freelance Social Affairs correspondent Ginger Boxcar if the death toll is likely to mount under such fathomless draconian structures
Does a bear shit in the woods he said before jetting to Athens to report on the serious rise in suicide cases in the former democratic capital
iBooks Author
Only 86 of irish Think Corruption is Rife
Only 86 of Irish people feel corruption is a problem according to a EuroBarometre Report on Corruption Though the percentage is higher than the European average of 74 it still falls short of poll-toppers Greece (98) and Por-tugal (97) The poll was conducted Euro-wide last September Poll analyst for The Irish Daily Bull Howie Mas-sage said the results were startling
Until the 16 are found - Ireland looks doomed That level of docility in any society is dangerous said the popular Irish-American surfer Just over 19 of Danish counter-parts consider corruption a problem - giving Carlsberg the nod over Guinness this week
And in an absolutely total separate non-related develop-ment an Irish Independent investigation can reveal that Irish political parties raked in hundreds of thousands of euro in corporate donations that they never publicly de-clared The undeclared cash amounted to two-thirds of all the money donated by big businesses including develop-ers hoteliers and car dealers The findings come from con-tributions made from just nine corporate donors suggest-ing the level of undeclared donations uncovered may be just the tip of the iceberg said The Indo
The tip is right said bin-collector Harry Long who we met on our travels this morning in Tuam
iBooks Author
lsquoFraudrsquo Claims Get Cowen ExcitedA major cross-party row has erupted while Enda Kenny is in the US The Department of Social Protection (DoSP) have said it doesnt know what proportion of the euro645 million of projected savings is down to fraud Minister Burton said yesterday the figures demonstrated the departments commitment to tackling fraud and abuse of the social welfare system
In response Sinn Feacutein spokesman on social protection Aengus Oacute Snodaigh called on the Minister to produce a breakdown of the figures reflecting real savings from exposure of fraud Brian Cowens brother Barry accused Burton of turning neigh-bour against neighbour and stoking resentment
Government continues with Divide amp Rule tacticSocial Justice Irelands Seaacuten Healy said there was no basis for attributing savings of over euro600 million to detected fraud The row is another clear indication that divide amp rule tactics em-ployed by government parties for decades on the island are hav-ing a waning influence - despite added stoking within main-stream media circles Burton insisted it wasnt a waste of timerdquo to make reports of suspected fraud While The Irish Daily Bull agrees the slanting of such accusations needs to be handled bet-ter especially in a country undergoing a suicide epidemic
iBooks Author
Hogan Worries Over HairlineIn figures sure to worry Phil Hogans hairline just one-in-fifteen households in Ireland have registered to pay the new Household Charge - the governments gateway to a more profitable property tax Its a worry for Hogan with just six-week left for households to register their intent to pay up - or face a raft of bank-like penaltiesWith some serving TDs openly saying they wont be paying the charge it seems the public is siding on civil dis-
obedience on this one - leaving the fast receding Hogans op-tions limited On one-hand penalties could add to the hoped for windfall - but with money virtually non-existent in Irish soci-ety outside the established circle trouble could arise when rogue dissenters simply can not pay With prisons over-crowded with other fine dodgers Hogan is expected to team up with Alan Shatter to set-up a sub-committee - to look into pro-posals to set up a committee - to advice the cabinet committee on cheap fast and affordable alternative jailing arrangements
Sources close to the Irish Daily Bull - who didnt want to be named - refused to rule out rented prefabs hidden behind twenty-foot high chicken-wire fences in areas such as The Bur-ren as a means of dealing with the simmering tensions
iBooks Author
YouTubularsThis week
Visit our YouTube Channel for more videos
Daily Content on The Irish Bull
wwwtheirishbullcom
Cuttinrsquo through the bull
to get to the shit
Bertie Ahern Wants To Cut Members In Half amp The Paris Rugby Debacle
iBooks Author
xiii
The Adventures of Deco Doran
iBooks Author
v
Is Enda Planning To ExileJet-setting Enda Kenny jetted to the US again today for meetings with business and political leaders It comes less than a week after his last tax-payer paid junket to the US - fueling speculation that there is to be a marked increase in St Patricks Day junkets this year
ldquoWe have to use every opportunity to reach out across the globe to give the message that Ireland is open for business and investmentrdquo the taoiseach repeated yet again to little avail
The latest trip away flies in the face of a country in dire need of strong leadership at home with some theorists suggesting The US may become Kennys place of exile should sentiment turn green in Ireland
To coincide with this latest breach of national leadership the taoiseachs department have published de-tails of his St Patricks day excursion next month Kenny will again be in the US for the celebrations He flys out on March 16th to spend six days partying in various US cities trying to sell the bankrupt country with no functioning banking system or economic sovereignty to investors
Asked if the trip was a waste of time Faye Ecoruin said It was
iBooks Author
vi
The Wednesday WaffleThe Government have said it wants meetings with job seekers to tell them they face tough sanctions if they refuse to take advantage of every employment opportunity open to them The DoSP has also undertaken to take steps to put training in place to help the burdens of state back to work Sanctions will be imposed on those who do not take advantage of training and employment opportunities The move is set to see a rise in online shelf-stacking burger-flipping and Private-Eye tutorials appearing on social networks such as You-Tube adding a much-needed boost to the viral economy
Its about f time said this irate blogger whose been trying to get back to work since 2008 Meet-ings he said They wont answer a bloody email
The government have denied tonight that the 130 new jobs created by MasterCard in Ireland has anything to do with dealing with the extortionate expense claims made by Daacuteil members MasterCard said that the governmentrsquos commitment to science technology and innovation was behind the welcome move
Trolley Accessible
Click for Image Source
James Reilly has said that roughly 3700 full-time jobs have been lost due to health worker retirements since September last year There is no way wersquore going to have an unsafe servicerdquo Reilly told a dis-believing Daacuteil today
Its just lies one elderly trolley occupant said from a Dublin hospital corridor this
iBooks Author
vii
evening Im glad of a trolley Next year itll be the floor the 79-year-old wept
Jet-setter Enda Kenny has urged common sense between householders and private rubbish collecting firm Greyhound The row stems from Greyhounds refusal to collect rubbish from householders not in credit with the firm Dublin City Council sold a bin collection list to Greyhound with 140000 households on
it last December
Theres enough rubbish going on Jack Barry said as he entered a Mullin-gar watering hole earlier this evening We dont need this
Further suspicions have been aroused tonight about whether an email filter-ing service is in place in the Daacuteil denying worn-out citizens access to their elected representatives Only 2 TDs answered a request for their view on the email filtering scandal which threatens to end many of their careers More on this in your scandal a day daily later in the week
What did Vladimir Putin think about the rugby being abandoned in Paris at the weekend
Click Here to find out
iBooks Author
viii
The lsquoGauntlet 9rsquo Face jailIrelandrsquos Chequered Future
Nine TDs have come together to run the gauntlet protestors face while outing the many ills happening on the island in the present day Five members of the United Left Alliance and four Independent TDs handed out fly-ers yesterday against the Household Charge The stealth tax - introduced by failed ex-Fine Gael leader and the now Minister for Finance Michael Noonan - is seen as a stepping-stone to a harsher property tax being paved at the moment The TDs have all said they will not pay the charge which could see them jailed
This came just hours after Noonan admitted ldquoat leastrdquo euro35billion in cuts would be needed in Decembers budget Ireland has faced over euro20 billion in austerity since
Budget 2009 largely implemented so rogue zombie bank Anglo could be bailed out The austerity - which to date has cost hundreds their lives - are a Euro State record in terms of duration
Weve asked our records department to touch base with the Guinness Book of Records to lobby for an entry
The Irish Daily Bull have asked if the money collected or cut - along with the savings made from the 17000 anonymous tip-offs the DoSP received last year - would be used positively in areas such as Health and Educa-tion As usual we got no reply
We asked our freelance Social Affairs correspondent Ginger Boxcar if the death toll is likely to mount under such fathomless draconian structures
Does a bear shit in the woods he said before jetting to Athens to report on the serious rise in suicide cases in the former democratic capital
iBooks Author
Only 86 of irish Think Corruption is Rife
Only 86 of Irish people feel corruption is a problem according to a EuroBarometre Report on Corruption Though the percentage is higher than the European average of 74 it still falls short of poll-toppers Greece (98) and Por-tugal (97) The poll was conducted Euro-wide last September Poll analyst for The Irish Daily Bull Howie Mas-sage said the results were startling
Until the 16 are found - Ireland looks doomed That level of docility in any society is dangerous said the popular Irish-American surfer Just over 19 of Danish counter-parts consider corruption a problem - giving Carlsberg the nod over Guinness this week
And in an absolutely total separate non-related develop-ment an Irish Independent investigation can reveal that Irish political parties raked in hundreds of thousands of euro in corporate donations that they never publicly de-clared The undeclared cash amounted to two-thirds of all the money donated by big businesses including develop-ers hoteliers and car dealers The findings come from con-tributions made from just nine corporate donors suggest-ing the level of undeclared donations uncovered may be just the tip of the iceberg said The Indo
The tip is right said bin-collector Harry Long who we met on our travels this morning in Tuam
iBooks Author
lsquoFraudrsquo Claims Get Cowen ExcitedA major cross-party row has erupted while Enda Kenny is in the US The Department of Social Protection (DoSP) have said it doesnt know what proportion of the euro645 million of projected savings is down to fraud Minister Burton said yesterday the figures demonstrated the departments commitment to tackling fraud and abuse of the social welfare system
In response Sinn Feacutein spokesman on social protection Aengus Oacute Snodaigh called on the Minister to produce a breakdown of the figures reflecting real savings from exposure of fraud Brian Cowens brother Barry accused Burton of turning neigh-bour against neighbour and stoking resentment
Government continues with Divide amp Rule tacticSocial Justice Irelands Seaacuten Healy said there was no basis for attributing savings of over euro600 million to detected fraud The row is another clear indication that divide amp rule tactics em-ployed by government parties for decades on the island are hav-ing a waning influence - despite added stoking within main-stream media circles Burton insisted it wasnt a waste of timerdquo to make reports of suspected fraud While The Irish Daily Bull agrees the slanting of such accusations needs to be handled bet-ter especially in a country undergoing a suicide epidemic
iBooks Author
Hogan Worries Over HairlineIn figures sure to worry Phil Hogans hairline just one-in-fifteen households in Ireland have registered to pay the new Household Charge - the governments gateway to a more profitable property tax Its a worry for Hogan with just six-week left for households to register their intent to pay up - or face a raft of bank-like penaltiesWith some serving TDs openly saying they wont be paying the charge it seems the public is siding on civil dis-
obedience on this one - leaving the fast receding Hogans op-tions limited On one-hand penalties could add to the hoped for windfall - but with money virtually non-existent in Irish soci-ety outside the established circle trouble could arise when rogue dissenters simply can not pay With prisons over-crowded with other fine dodgers Hogan is expected to team up with Alan Shatter to set-up a sub-committee - to look into pro-posals to set up a committee - to advice the cabinet committee on cheap fast and affordable alternative jailing arrangements
Sources close to the Irish Daily Bull - who didnt want to be named - refused to rule out rented prefabs hidden behind twenty-foot high chicken-wire fences in areas such as The Bur-ren as a means of dealing with the simmering tensions
iBooks Author
YouTubularsThis week
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Cuttinrsquo through the bull
to get to the shit
Bertie Ahern Wants To Cut Members In Half amp The Paris Rugby Debacle
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The Adventures of Deco Doran
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The Wednesday WaffleThe Government have said it wants meetings with job seekers to tell them they face tough sanctions if they refuse to take advantage of every employment opportunity open to them The DoSP has also undertaken to take steps to put training in place to help the burdens of state back to work Sanctions will be imposed on those who do not take advantage of training and employment opportunities The move is set to see a rise in online shelf-stacking burger-flipping and Private-Eye tutorials appearing on social networks such as You-Tube adding a much-needed boost to the viral economy
Its about f time said this irate blogger whose been trying to get back to work since 2008 Meet-ings he said They wont answer a bloody email
The government have denied tonight that the 130 new jobs created by MasterCard in Ireland has anything to do with dealing with the extortionate expense claims made by Daacuteil members MasterCard said that the governmentrsquos commitment to science technology and innovation was behind the welcome move
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James Reilly has said that roughly 3700 full-time jobs have been lost due to health worker retirements since September last year There is no way wersquore going to have an unsafe servicerdquo Reilly told a dis-believing Daacuteil today
Its just lies one elderly trolley occupant said from a Dublin hospital corridor this
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vii
evening Im glad of a trolley Next year itll be the floor the 79-year-old wept
Jet-setter Enda Kenny has urged common sense between householders and private rubbish collecting firm Greyhound The row stems from Greyhounds refusal to collect rubbish from householders not in credit with the firm Dublin City Council sold a bin collection list to Greyhound with 140000 households on
it last December
Theres enough rubbish going on Jack Barry said as he entered a Mullin-gar watering hole earlier this evening We dont need this
Further suspicions have been aroused tonight about whether an email filter-ing service is in place in the Daacuteil denying worn-out citizens access to their elected representatives Only 2 TDs answered a request for their view on the email filtering scandal which threatens to end many of their careers More on this in your scandal a day daily later in the week
What did Vladimir Putin think about the rugby being abandoned in Paris at the weekend
Click Here to find out
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viii
The lsquoGauntlet 9rsquo Face jailIrelandrsquos Chequered Future
Nine TDs have come together to run the gauntlet protestors face while outing the many ills happening on the island in the present day Five members of the United Left Alliance and four Independent TDs handed out fly-ers yesterday against the Household Charge The stealth tax - introduced by failed ex-Fine Gael leader and the now Minister for Finance Michael Noonan - is seen as a stepping-stone to a harsher property tax being paved at the moment The TDs have all said they will not pay the charge which could see them jailed
This came just hours after Noonan admitted ldquoat leastrdquo euro35billion in cuts would be needed in Decembers budget Ireland has faced over euro20 billion in austerity since
Budget 2009 largely implemented so rogue zombie bank Anglo could be bailed out The austerity - which to date has cost hundreds their lives - are a Euro State record in terms of duration
Weve asked our records department to touch base with the Guinness Book of Records to lobby for an entry
The Irish Daily Bull have asked if the money collected or cut - along with the savings made from the 17000 anonymous tip-offs the DoSP received last year - would be used positively in areas such as Health and Educa-tion As usual we got no reply
We asked our freelance Social Affairs correspondent Ginger Boxcar if the death toll is likely to mount under such fathomless draconian structures
Does a bear shit in the woods he said before jetting to Athens to report on the serious rise in suicide cases in the former democratic capital
iBooks Author
Only 86 of irish Think Corruption is Rife
Only 86 of Irish people feel corruption is a problem according to a EuroBarometre Report on Corruption Though the percentage is higher than the European average of 74 it still falls short of poll-toppers Greece (98) and Por-tugal (97) The poll was conducted Euro-wide last September Poll analyst for The Irish Daily Bull Howie Mas-sage said the results were startling
Until the 16 are found - Ireland looks doomed That level of docility in any society is dangerous said the popular Irish-American surfer Just over 19 of Danish counter-parts consider corruption a problem - giving Carlsberg the nod over Guinness this week
And in an absolutely total separate non-related develop-ment an Irish Independent investigation can reveal that Irish political parties raked in hundreds of thousands of euro in corporate donations that they never publicly de-clared The undeclared cash amounted to two-thirds of all the money donated by big businesses including develop-ers hoteliers and car dealers The findings come from con-tributions made from just nine corporate donors suggest-ing the level of undeclared donations uncovered may be just the tip of the iceberg said The Indo
The tip is right said bin-collector Harry Long who we met on our travels this morning in Tuam
iBooks Author
lsquoFraudrsquo Claims Get Cowen ExcitedA major cross-party row has erupted while Enda Kenny is in the US The Department of Social Protection (DoSP) have said it doesnt know what proportion of the euro645 million of projected savings is down to fraud Minister Burton said yesterday the figures demonstrated the departments commitment to tackling fraud and abuse of the social welfare system
In response Sinn Feacutein spokesman on social protection Aengus Oacute Snodaigh called on the Minister to produce a breakdown of the figures reflecting real savings from exposure of fraud Brian Cowens brother Barry accused Burton of turning neigh-bour against neighbour and stoking resentment
Government continues with Divide amp Rule tacticSocial Justice Irelands Seaacuten Healy said there was no basis for attributing savings of over euro600 million to detected fraud The row is another clear indication that divide amp rule tactics em-ployed by government parties for decades on the island are hav-ing a waning influence - despite added stoking within main-stream media circles Burton insisted it wasnt a waste of timerdquo to make reports of suspected fraud While The Irish Daily Bull agrees the slanting of such accusations needs to be handled bet-ter especially in a country undergoing a suicide epidemic
iBooks Author
Hogan Worries Over HairlineIn figures sure to worry Phil Hogans hairline just one-in-fifteen households in Ireland have registered to pay the new Household Charge - the governments gateway to a more profitable property tax Its a worry for Hogan with just six-week left for households to register their intent to pay up - or face a raft of bank-like penaltiesWith some serving TDs openly saying they wont be paying the charge it seems the public is siding on civil dis-
obedience on this one - leaving the fast receding Hogans op-tions limited On one-hand penalties could add to the hoped for windfall - but with money virtually non-existent in Irish soci-ety outside the established circle trouble could arise when rogue dissenters simply can not pay With prisons over-crowded with other fine dodgers Hogan is expected to team up with Alan Shatter to set-up a sub-committee - to look into pro-posals to set up a committee - to advice the cabinet committee on cheap fast and affordable alternative jailing arrangements
Sources close to the Irish Daily Bull - who didnt want to be named - refused to rule out rented prefabs hidden behind twenty-foot high chicken-wire fences in areas such as The Bur-ren as a means of dealing with the simmering tensions
iBooks Author
YouTubularsThis week
Visit our YouTube Channel for more videos
Daily Content on The Irish Bull
wwwtheirishbullcom
Cuttinrsquo through the bull
to get to the shit
Bertie Ahern Wants To Cut Members In Half amp The Paris Rugby Debacle
iBooks Author
xiii
The Adventures of Deco Doran
iBooks Author
vii
evening Im glad of a trolley Next year itll be the floor the 79-year-old wept
Jet-setter Enda Kenny has urged common sense between householders and private rubbish collecting firm Greyhound The row stems from Greyhounds refusal to collect rubbish from householders not in credit with the firm Dublin City Council sold a bin collection list to Greyhound with 140000 households on
it last December
Theres enough rubbish going on Jack Barry said as he entered a Mullin-gar watering hole earlier this evening We dont need this
Further suspicions have been aroused tonight about whether an email filter-ing service is in place in the Daacuteil denying worn-out citizens access to their elected representatives Only 2 TDs answered a request for their view on the email filtering scandal which threatens to end many of their careers More on this in your scandal a day daily later in the week
What did Vladimir Putin think about the rugby being abandoned in Paris at the weekend
Click Here to find out
iBooks Author
viii
The lsquoGauntlet 9rsquo Face jailIrelandrsquos Chequered Future
Nine TDs have come together to run the gauntlet protestors face while outing the many ills happening on the island in the present day Five members of the United Left Alliance and four Independent TDs handed out fly-ers yesterday against the Household Charge The stealth tax - introduced by failed ex-Fine Gael leader and the now Minister for Finance Michael Noonan - is seen as a stepping-stone to a harsher property tax being paved at the moment The TDs have all said they will not pay the charge which could see them jailed
This came just hours after Noonan admitted ldquoat leastrdquo euro35billion in cuts would be needed in Decembers budget Ireland has faced over euro20 billion in austerity since
Budget 2009 largely implemented so rogue zombie bank Anglo could be bailed out The austerity - which to date has cost hundreds their lives - are a Euro State record in terms of duration
Weve asked our records department to touch base with the Guinness Book of Records to lobby for an entry
The Irish Daily Bull have asked if the money collected or cut - along with the savings made from the 17000 anonymous tip-offs the DoSP received last year - would be used positively in areas such as Health and Educa-tion As usual we got no reply
We asked our freelance Social Affairs correspondent Ginger Boxcar if the death toll is likely to mount under such fathomless draconian structures
Does a bear shit in the woods he said before jetting to Athens to report on the serious rise in suicide cases in the former democratic capital
iBooks Author
Only 86 of irish Think Corruption is Rife
Only 86 of Irish people feel corruption is a problem according to a EuroBarometre Report on Corruption Though the percentage is higher than the European average of 74 it still falls short of poll-toppers Greece (98) and Por-tugal (97) The poll was conducted Euro-wide last September Poll analyst for The Irish Daily Bull Howie Mas-sage said the results were startling
Until the 16 are found - Ireland looks doomed That level of docility in any society is dangerous said the popular Irish-American surfer Just over 19 of Danish counter-parts consider corruption a problem - giving Carlsberg the nod over Guinness this week
And in an absolutely total separate non-related develop-ment an Irish Independent investigation can reveal that Irish political parties raked in hundreds of thousands of euro in corporate donations that they never publicly de-clared The undeclared cash amounted to two-thirds of all the money donated by big businesses including develop-ers hoteliers and car dealers The findings come from con-tributions made from just nine corporate donors suggest-ing the level of undeclared donations uncovered may be just the tip of the iceberg said The Indo
The tip is right said bin-collector Harry Long who we met on our travels this morning in Tuam
iBooks Author
lsquoFraudrsquo Claims Get Cowen ExcitedA major cross-party row has erupted while Enda Kenny is in the US The Department of Social Protection (DoSP) have said it doesnt know what proportion of the euro645 million of projected savings is down to fraud Minister Burton said yesterday the figures demonstrated the departments commitment to tackling fraud and abuse of the social welfare system
In response Sinn Feacutein spokesman on social protection Aengus Oacute Snodaigh called on the Minister to produce a breakdown of the figures reflecting real savings from exposure of fraud Brian Cowens brother Barry accused Burton of turning neigh-bour against neighbour and stoking resentment
Government continues with Divide amp Rule tacticSocial Justice Irelands Seaacuten Healy said there was no basis for attributing savings of over euro600 million to detected fraud The row is another clear indication that divide amp rule tactics em-ployed by government parties for decades on the island are hav-ing a waning influence - despite added stoking within main-stream media circles Burton insisted it wasnt a waste of timerdquo to make reports of suspected fraud While The Irish Daily Bull agrees the slanting of such accusations needs to be handled bet-ter especially in a country undergoing a suicide epidemic
iBooks Author
Hogan Worries Over HairlineIn figures sure to worry Phil Hogans hairline just one-in-fifteen households in Ireland have registered to pay the new Household Charge - the governments gateway to a more profitable property tax Its a worry for Hogan with just six-week left for households to register their intent to pay up - or face a raft of bank-like penaltiesWith some serving TDs openly saying they wont be paying the charge it seems the public is siding on civil dis-
obedience on this one - leaving the fast receding Hogans op-tions limited On one-hand penalties could add to the hoped for windfall - but with money virtually non-existent in Irish soci-ety outside the established circle trouble could arise when rogue dissenters simply can not pay With prisons over-crowded with other fine dodgers Hogan is expected to team up with Alan Shatter to set-up a sub-committee - to look into pro-posals to set up a committee - to advice the cabinet committee on cheap fast and affordable alternative jailing arrangements
Sources close to the Irish Daily Bull - who didnt want to be named - refused to rule out rented prefabs hidden behind twenty-foot high chicken-wire fences in areas such as The Bur-ren as a means of dealing with the simmering tensions
iBooks Author
YouTubularsThis week
Visit our YouTube Channel for more videos
Daily Content on The Irish Bull
wwwtheirishbullcom
Cuttinrsquo through the bull
to get to the shit
Bertie Ahern Wants To Cut Members In Half amp The Paris Rugby Debacle
iBooks Author
xiii
The Adventures of Deco Doran
iBooks Author
viii
The lsquoGauntlet 9rsquo Face jailIrelandrsquos Chequered Future
Nine TDs have come together to run the gauntlet protestors face while outing the many ills happening on the island in the present day Five members of the United Left Alliance and four Independent TDs handed out fly-ers yesterday against the Household Charge The stealth tax - introduced by failed ex-Fine Gael leader and the now Minister for Finance Michael Noonan - is seen as a stepping-stone to a harsher property tax being paved at the moment The TDs have all said they will not pay the charge which could see them jailed
This came just hours after Noonan admitted ldquoat leastrdquo euro35billion in cuts would be needed in Decembers budget Ireland has faced over euro20 billion in austerity since
Budget 2009 largely implemented so rogue zombie bank Anglo could be bailed out The austerity - which to date has cost hundreds their lives - are a Euro State record in terms of duration
Weve asked our records department to touch base with the Guinness Book of Records to lobby for an entry
The Irish Daily Bull have asked if the money collected or cut - along with the savings made from the 17000 anonymous tip-offs the DoSP received last year - would be used positively in areas such as Health and Educa-tion As usual we got no reply
We asked our freelance Social Affairs correspondent Ginger Boxcar if the death toll is likely to mount under such fathomless draconian structures
Does a bear shit in the woods he said before jetting to Athens to report on the serious rise in suicide cases in the former democratic capital
iBooks Author
Only 86 of irish Think Corruption is Rife
Only 86 of Irish people feel corruption is a problem according to a EuroBarometre Report on Corruption Though the percentage is higher than the European average of 74 it still falls short of poll-toppers Greece (98) and Por-tugal (97) The poll was conducted Euro-wide last September Poll analyst for The Irish Daily Bull Howie Mas-sage said the results were startling
Until the 16 are found - Ireland looks doomed That level of docility in any society is dangerous said the popular Irish-American surfer Just over 19 of Danish counter-parts consider corruption a problem - giving Carlsberg the nod over Guinness this week
And in an absolutely total separate non-related develop-ment an Irish Independent investigation can reveal that Irish political parties raked in hundreds of thousands of euro in corporate donations that they never publicly de-clared The undeclared cash amounted to two-thirds of all the money donated by big businesses including develop-ers hoteliers and car dealers The findings come from con-tributions made from just nine corporate donors suggest-ing the level of undeclared donations uncovered may be just the tip of the iceberg said The Indo
The tip is right said bin-collector Harry Long who we met on our travels this morning in Tuam
iBooks Author
lsquoFraudrsquo Claims Get Cowen ExcitedA major cross-party row has erupted while Enda Kenny is in the US The Department of Social Protection (DoSP) have said it doesnt know what proportion of the euro645 million of projected savings is down to fraud Minister Burton said yesterday the figures demonstrated the departments commitment to tackling fraud and abuse of the social welfare system
In response Sinn Feacutein spokesman on social protection Aengus Oacute Snodaigh called on the Minister to produce a breakdown of the figures reflecting real savings from exposure of fraud Brian Cowens brother Barry accused Burton of turning neigh-bour against neighbour and stoking resentment
Government continues with Divide amp Rule tacticSocial Justice Irelands Seaacuten Healy said there was no basis for attributing savings of over euro600 million to detected fraud The row is another clear indication that divide amp rule tactics em-ployed by government parties for decades on the island are hav-ing a waning influence - despite added stoking within main-stream media circles Burton insisted it wasnt a waste of timerdquo to make reports of suspected fraud While The Irish Daily Bull agrees the slanting of such accusations needs to be handled bet-ter especially in a country undergoing a suicide epidemic
iBooks Author
Hogan Worries Over HairlineIn figures sure to worry Phil Hogans hairline just one-in-fifteen households in Ireland have registered to pay the new Household Charge - the governments gateway to a more profitable property tax Its a worry for Hogan with just six-week left for households to register their intent to pay up - or face a raft of bank-like penaltiesWith some serving TDs openly saying they wont be paying the charge it seems the public is siding on civil dis-
obedience on this one - leaving the fast receding Hogans op-tions limited On one-hand penalties could add to the hoped for windfall - but with money virtually non-existent in Irish soci-ety outside the established circle trouble could arise when rogue dissenters simply can not pay With prisons over-crowded with other fine dodgers Hogan is expected to team up with Alan Shatter to set-up a sub-committee - to look into pro-posals to set up a committee - to advice the cabinet committee on cheap fast and affordable alternative jailing arrangements
Sources close to the Irish Daily Bull - who didnt want to be named - refused to rule out rented prefabs hidden behind twenty-foot high chicken-wire fences in areas such as The Bur-ren as a means of dealing with the simmering tensions
iBooks Author
YouTubularsThis week
Visit our YouTube Channel for more videos
Daily Content on The Irish Bull
wwwtheirishbullcom
Cuttinrsquo through the bull
to get to the shit
Bertie Ahern Wants To Cut Members In Half amp The Paris Rugby Debacle
iBooks Author
xiii
The Adventures of Deco Doran
iBooks Author
Only 86 of irish Think Corruption is Rife
Only 86 of Irish people feel corruption is a problem according to a EuroBarometre Report on Corruption Though the percentage is higher than the European average of 74 it still falls short of poll-toppers Greece (98) and Por-tugal (97) The poll was conducted Euro-wide last September Poll analyst for The Irish Daily Bull Howie Mas-sage said the results were startling
Until the 16 are found - Ireland looks doomed That level of docility in any society is dangerous said the popular Irish-American surfer Just over 19 of Danish counter-parts consider corruption a problem - giving Carlsberg the nod over Guinness this week
And in an absolutely total separate non-related develop-ment an Irish Independent investigation can reveal that Irish political parties raked in hundreds of thousands of euro in corporate donations that they never publicly de-clared The undeclared cash amounted to two-thirds of all the money donated by big businesses including develop-ers hoteliers and car dealers The findings come from con-tributions made from just nine corporate donors suggest-ing the level of undeclared donations uncovered may be just the tip of the iceberg said The Indo
The tip is right said bin-collector Harry Long who we met on our travels this morning in Tuam
iBooks Author
lsquoFraudrsquo Claims Get Cowen ExcitedA major cross-party row has erupted while Enda Kenny is in the US The Department of Social Protection (DoSP) have said it doesnt know what proportion of the euro645 million of projected savings is down to fraud Minister Burton said yesterday the figures demonstrated the departments commitment to tackling fraud and abuse of the social welfare system
In response Sinn Feacutein spokesman on social protection Aengus Oacute Snodaigh called on the Minister to produce a breakdown of the figures reflecting real savings from exposure of fraud Brian Cowens brother Barry accused Burton of turning neigh-bour against neighbour and stoking resentment
Government continues with Divide amp Rule tacticSocial Justice Irelands Seaacuten Healy said there was no basis for attributing savings of over euro600 million to detected fraud The row is another clear indication that divide amp rule tactics em-ployed by government parties for decades on the island are hav-ing a waning influence - despite added stoking within main-stream media circles Burton insisted it wasnt a waste of timerdquo to make reports of suspected fraud While The Irish Daily Bull agrees the slanting of such accusations needs to be handled bet-ter especially in a country undergoing a suicide epidemic
iBooks Author
Hogan Worries Over HairlineIn figures sure to worry Phil Hogans hairline just one-in-fifteen households in Ireland have registered to pay the new Household Charge - the governments gateway to a more profitable property tax Its a worry for Hogan with just six-week left for households to register their intent to pay up - or face a raft of bank-like penaltiesWith some serving TDs openly saying they wont be paying the charge it seems the public is siding on civil dis-
obedience on this one - leaving the fast receding Hogans op-tions limited On one-hand penalties could add to the hoped for windfall - but with money virtually non-existent in Irish soci-ety outside the established circle trouble could arise when rogue dissenters simply can not pay With prisons over-crowded with other fine dodgers Hogan is expected to team up with Alan Shatter to set-up a sub-committee - to look into pro-posals to set up a committee - to advice the cabinet committee on cheap fast and affordable alternative jailing arrangements
Sources close to the Irish Daily Bull - who didnt want to be named - refused to rule out rented prefabs hidden behind twenty-foot high chicken-wire fences in areas such as The Bur-ren as a means of dealing with the simmering tensions
iBooks Author
YouTubularsThis week
Visit our YouTube Channel for more videos
Daily Content on The Irish Bull
wwwtheirishbullcom
Cuttinrsquo through the bull
to get to the shit
Bertie Ahern Wants To Cut Members In Half amp The Paris Rugby Debacle
iBooks Author
xiii
The Adventures of Deco Doran
iBooks Author
lsquoFraudrsquo Claims Get Cowen ExcitedA major cross-party row has erupted while Enda Kenny is in the US The Department of Social Protection (DoSP) have said it doesnt know what proportion of the euro645 million of projected savings is down to fraud Minister Burton said yesterday the figures demonstrated the departments commitment to tackling fraud and abuse of the social welfare system
In response Sinn Feacutein spokesman on social protection Aengus Oacute Snodaigh called on the Minister to produce a breakdown of the figures reflecting real savings from exposure of fraud Brian Cowens brother Barry accused Burton of turning neigh-bour against neighbour and stoking resentment
Government continues with Divide amp Rule tacticSocial Justice Irelands Seaacuten Healy said there was no basis for attributing savings of over euro600 million to detected fraud The row is another clear indication that divide amp rule tactics em-ployed by government parties for decades on the island are hav-ing a waning influence - despite added stoking within main-stream media circles Burton insisted it wasnt a waste of timerdquo to make reports of suspected fraud While The Irish Daily Bull agrees the slanting of such accusations needs to be handled bet-ter especially in a country undergoing a suicide epidemic
iBooks Author
Hogan Worries Over HairlineIn figures sure to worry Phil Hogans hairline just one-in-fifteen households in Ireland have registered to pay the new Household Charge - the governments gateway to a more profitable property tax Its a worry for Hogan with just six-week left for households to register their intent to pay up - or face a raft of bank-like penaltiesWith some serving TDs openly saying they wont be paying the charge it seems the public is siding on civil dis-
obedience on this one - leaving the fast receding Hogans op-tions limited On one-hand penalties could add to the hoped for windfall - but with money virtually non-existent in Irish soci-ety outside the established circle trouble could arise when rogue dissenters simply can not pay With prisons over-crowded with other fine dodgers Hogan is expected to team up with Alan Shatter to set-up a sub-committee - to look into pro-posals to set up a committee - to advice the cabinet committee on cheap fast and affordable alternative jailing arrangements
Sources close to the Irish Daily Bull - who didnt want to be named - refused to rule out rented prefabs hidden behind twenty-foot high chicken-wire fences in areas such as The Bur-ren as a means of dealing with the simmering tensions
iBooks Author
YouTubularsThis week
Visit our YouTube Channel for more videos
Daily Content on The Irish Bull
wwwtheirishbullcom
Cuttinrsquo through the bull
to get to the shit
Bertie Ahern Wants To Cut Members In Half amp The Paris Rugby Debacle
iBooks Author
xiii
The Adventures of Deco Doran
iBooks Author
Hogan Worries Over HairlineIn figures sure to worry Phil Hogans hairline just one-in-fifteen households in Ireland have registered to pay the new Household Charge - the governments gateway to a more profitable property tax Its a worry for Hogan with just six-week left for households to register their intent to pay up - or face a raft of bank-like penaltiesWith some serving TDs openly saying they wont be paying the charge it seems the public is siding on civil dis-
obedience on this one - leaving the fast receding Hogans op-tions limited On one-hand penalties could add to the hoped for windfall - but with money virtually non-existent in Irish soci-ety outside the established circle trouble could arise when rogue dissenters simply can not pay With prisons over-crowded with other fine dodgers Hogan is expected to team up with Alan Shatter to set-up a sub-committee - to look into pro-posals to set up a committee - to advice the cabinet committee on cheap fast and affordable alternative jailing arrangements
Sources close to the Irish Daily Bull - who didnt want to be named - refused to rule out rented prefabs hidden behind twenty-foot high chicken-wire fences in areas such as The Bur-ren as a means of dealing with the simmering tensions
iBooks Author
YouTubularsThis week
Visit our YouTube Channel for more videos
Daily Content on The Irish Bull
wwwtheirishbullcom
Cuttinrsquo through the bull
to get to the shit
Bertie Ahern Wants To Cut Members In Half amp The Paris Rugby Debacle
iBooks Author
xiii
The Adventures of Deco Doran
iBooks Author
YouTubularsThis week
Visit our YouTube Channel for more videos
Daily Content on The Irish Bull
wwwtheirishbullcom
Cuttinrsquo through the bull
to get to the shit
Bertie Ahern Wants To Cut Members In Half amp The Paris Rugby Debacle
iBooks Author
xiii
The Adventures of Deco Doran
iBooks Author
xiii
The Adventures of Deco Doran
iBooks Author