The Sphinx Cafe

Q: What do you get when you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?A: Toot and Car Man

Saigon-Tokyo

Facebook status-12:13 pmAriel Fisher has never heard a song played on a solo saxophone.

Facebook status- 12:22 pmAriel Fisher has not met Mr. Roboto…yet.

India Garden-Bombay Mart

Q: Do you speak Hindu?A: Yes, I am also fluent in Jewish and Islam, but I’m shaky in my Christianity.

Sorrento’s Pizza Roma

The only place where Pavarotti and Meat Loaf can see paradise by the Naples Bay and not raise any eyebrows.

Caribou CoffeeJokes about Caribou Barbie:“While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.’Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.The old rancher said, ‘When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.’The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he continued to explain. ‘You know she didn’t get up there by herself, she doesn’t belong up there, she doesn’t know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.”

Credit to http://animoscrypt.wordpress.com/2008/09/23/funtime-with-caribou-barbie/ for the joke

Corner of Forbes and Bouquet

Pangaea on a street corner.

American Apparel

America: A Place where colorful leggings are now constituted as pants.(Thanks, Dov Charney!)

Subway

Drunk frat boy: Yo, man, what's your poison tonight? What do you feel like tasting on the way up, bro? Do you want a puke jager? Do you want a puke jager?--PATH to Christopher St

“Overheard in New York”

New Balance

Perhaps New Balance’s shoes can help one walk from one end of Pittsburgh to the other.

Dave & Andy’s

Home is most certainly where the heart (and the best ice cream) can be found.