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THE _ N WEST.T•)i.E 3, •-O. 20. " DEER LODGE. MONTANA, SATURDAY, JANUARY 20, 1872. WHOLE NUMBER 133OLU E 3 N * - - --.......
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PRtOIF'I.E MIONAL. CAIIIld.
S ATT'IOlINIEY
.JAMIf4 II. DIOWN.
ATTORNEY - AT- LAW,COURT IIOUSE SQUARE,
Deer Lodge City, Montana.
W. F. SANDERS,ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Orrscs IM TMs WuITLATru BonuILIR,
ELENA --------- MONTANA.
W. U. CLAiETT, W. W. DZON1
C:I.AGEITT & DIXON,
ATTO RNIEY- AT-LAW,(Court House Square,
1ly DEER LODGE CITY, MONTANA.
(3. (+. SYMES,[Late Associate Justice]
Attorney and Counsellor at Law,Will practiee In all the Courts of Montana Territory.
Orrisr OrralIsr 8. H. Bon dA Co's BAxK,Maltrn ltrvc t,- - . llolena.
JAMES E. CALLAWAY,
ATTORNEY - AT - LAW,VIRGINIA CITY, MONTANA TERRITORY.Will practice In all the Courts o$f Becord la Monta
ns, sad give prompt attention to all businss lutrurtedto his care.
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Private Disees treated (wsiet thout s w
Pioneer Livery Itable,abams carr, Yolt'ralt,
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(EMOiORYWI PIC'TUREBS.
1" ALO CAUrY.
Of all the beautiful picturesThat hang on Memory'. waD,
b one of a dim old forest,That seemeth best of all ;
Not for its gnarled oaks olden,Dark with the mistletoe;
Not for the violets goldenThat sprinkle the vale below;
Not for the milk.white IIllesThat lean from the fragrant bedge,
Coquetting all day with the sunbeaps,And stealing their golden edge;
Not for the vines on the uplandWhere the bright red berries rest;
Nor the pinks, nor the pale, sweet coweslps,It sauemth to me the best.
I onee had a little brother,With eyes that were dark and deep-
In the lap of that olden forestHe leth In posee, asleep;
Light as the down of the thistle,Free as the wlnds that blow,
We roved there the beautiful Summers,The Summers of long ago;
But his feet on the hills grew weary..And one of the Autumn eves
I made for my little brotherA bed of the yellow leaves.
Sweetly hie pale arms foldedMy neck In a meek embrace,
As the light of Immortal beautySilently covered hib face;
And when the arrows of sunsetLodged in the tree-tops bright,
ieu fell, in hl asatit-lke beauty,Asleep by the gates of light.
Therefore of all the pictures :1That hang on Memory's wall,
The one of the dim old foresttSemeth the best of all.
The Bonny Handle that Make(ood flaoad.
aTy ioN a. AITCEusow.
I own the charms of rounded arms,Of eyes that love's soft lustre shed;Of raven hair, and tresses fair,Of cheeks that coy with white and red,;Of pouting lips whose cupid dipsThe arrows that to hearts are sped ;Yct none of these my fancy pleaseLike the bonny hands that make good bread.
Some hands have art to move the heart,By waking music's sweet appeal;Some borrow dyes from perfect skies,And, through the canvass, make as feel;Some make the dress fair forms emsTo win the heart and turn the head;For me, more rare beyond compareAre the bonny hands that make gool bread.
Gay Maiden, vain the rustling traln,Those jeweled hands so idly crossed,That idler mind can pleasure nadIn every hour ignobly lost!Your jewels shine, your looks are Ane,But 111 not seek, wheneer I wed,For jeweled bands, or gold and lands,But for bonny hands that make brown bread.
Dying the Easiest TLing a 1a desu.[From the New York Tribun4]
Mr. Beecher was in an unusually talks-tive mood last night, and discoursed famil-iarly in his lecture room about the variousideas of death. He did not think it an evi-dncce of especial Christian grace to bewilling to die. lie did not think it naturalfor the young or for those full of the actv-ities of life to desire to die. It is better tobe willing to live and perform the dutiesof life. When Paul said it was better to do-part ho was an old man in prison. If amOctober pipin says it is ready to 'drop, isthat any reason that a little green apple inJune should be ready? It is the businessof little green apples to get ripe. All therpresentatUons of the Testament aboutdeath are full of cheer and hope. For Paulto die was to go to Christ. Dying is notgrowing short of breath and feeble ot pulse;it is flying up to the All.loving Soul of theuniverse. It is going to sweet copapnion-
Se struggle on through the world fndinglittle companionship, but we go to thespirits of just men made perfect. We gowhere all the conditions lift as up to therealm of nobility. There all is ooacord,There is no selfishness, no hardmee 4adcrudeness and rudeness and revenge; all are.working up with one sweet Impule, withgreat genial creative force of deviae love.These thoughts ring In my soul like thebellbUf a .off eity drawing aoi t1tthMward. Dying is the easiest thing um'od.The sat•feh gs isn ifel but asu rule mendie as easily as a door turns on its hlpltp.Dyia ngoing bdme, not to s•pine d•s'•otto'Orental luxury but to suprme se, rtyjwhere every part I devloped and tin the realm of love.
Bless God for the privilege of dylng Mybrother Charles, who was always I, ad.yJIgmood, once oongratulated mny f aer uponthe fact that he b a' live much longer.
"JUumph," said the old "I 4u+.mthank say of the boys for in to m isthat way I don't to die. If I 44my.oice. and It s right to chose, Iwoeld fight the b eall ore." 'fsther"eneaonled Beeher. "was a war horse, 44dafter le. was qr 4 out o mre, when-ever, ker e ouid ofthrjnS, heW~ated the gaddle ad• bridli."
Puassuamrro ow EvuB.-An hMg.tsereepmondent of the eanger W wthat. Cales Berr, 'a" ̀ h u cishiAu pgaed a s ahll at K~ 'non y evening nd after the: hela, se-tired to rest asusuI ut -warestlUm andunable to sleep, an as em llon of some-thing wro eeok bold of his mid.:
m6ote wto i4 and mrted
s, rwentto•iisMY wet •• hoom•,
from enal pw.. . a wb timeefore
publshd1 w mse,
and love to the-eld and bati it f
that if tht ezp w w ie to
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LaW Tbheh
[From Grmp GOrenwoos ?lans cerspeasal.]Tahoe is the most begtful lake I. have
ever beheld. It Is an emerald on the browof the mountain. 'Marvelously clear andsparkling, it is surrounded by the most ea-chantleg scenery, and is altogether a saurprise, a weader, a dellight. ometime, Ihop to' be abin to desurie it. I am vainenoughto think I couldk do it, for I haveonly to close msy eyes, and the whole exqui-site picture of radiant .ies and autujunplbanks, and purple mougtaips nad soft greenwater, glowsand me•l• and shlrasmei beforeme. Abh! Nature was n a happy, tendr,divine mood ' he 'she ftrnmdei lh Taboe-and its exqtisite sufeoundings. And yetthat sweet mood succeeded a pissloune,fiery outburst, lasting nobody knows howmany centuiles; for it it Is mid 'by "scien-tists" that a volcano seethed and rum-bled where Tahoe now'tpples and asiles.This lovely shket og !saer was oecs namedLake Bigler, after a Democratic Governor,but triumphant Republicanism re-christenedit Tahoe-an improvement, perhaps, poet-icaily, but politically a very small piece ofbusineqs. There is an admirable hotel atthe laq, and a small steamer for pleasureexcurelons, a charming drive along itsshores, and prime fishing in its cool, trans-lucent waters. On the face of a high rock,in full view from the road and the lake,there is a singular natuirl eurloslty. It isa profile, formed apparently by cerasin de-preseions in the stone-a colossal intaglio-and is a striking and a very noble likenessof Shakespear. Itis strange tothink thatNature has chiseled his face in the eternalrock, high among the cliffs, where the ea-gles nested, in this savage mountaln-land ina time when the New World Itaelf seemedbut a monstrous mirage, or fats maergana,afar down the watery slope of the wourld,when not even the magic seas and the spa-cious heaven of this imagination, took it in.
N. P L -PACIFIC MDIISION.
The Kalama (W. T.) Beacoe, of .Dec. 15,has the following items in regard to theprogress of the work on the Pacific divisionof the N. P. R. R
The latter part of this week has been fa-vorable weather for railroad work, so far,and although the recent storms done consid-erable amount of damage to several placeson the grade, the work of closing repairs,ballasting. gravelling, rip rapping, etc..seems to be going on satisfactorily to thbsoeein charge.
Twenty-one miles of iron isenw laid, andconstruction trains are engaged in takinagdown the iae such material as seems to berequisite at the front.
The bark Helen Almy arrived this weekfrom San Ftancisco, loaded with railroadiron, being part of the cargo of the HoratioHarris, and two more bartk are reported duewith railroad iron.
A first-clwe passenger .and baggage cararrived this week,..ad is pow ccady for thesoon expected 25 miles excursion.
On the 10-mile extension, Mr. Montgom-ery is shifting the force of Chinese thatworked on his 25-mile contract.
On the 80-milep clearing and grubbing,there are about a hundred hands.
The Olympia (W. T.) .an.ert$t of IDec.-th, says the terminus question appears to
rest easy now. every place having put t Itsbids.
4rebbisahp laalag.
He is a tall, thin personage, some s ityw,two years of age. His fate is bloodless-pale as a gfes one might msay. Ho is sothin as to look l.most cadaverous. Theoutlines of the face are handsome and dlig-alled. There is mabf o o •ur4ly grap~e anduneoaeapot about the Iearing and jesttresf beis pale, w, wk, sad wated ana. He
wears a long robe of Nwilfet silk, with romekind of dagk t .or onsei, and $I a ai.a5-Ire gql.4ti. ib, rad hs ns k, hgpldn attaea to it1 gr!e gold Cross. Tlpre.si acertaint s ve quiverin g abge his.eeand lips, but othewise he is pefotly ,b.
looted and master of the ocaOlrti". f alk*voiis i@a, but wpaierfally sn pd'p etta.
-. e gpI S .if ,•, ,mW 9pT*94The words. doi with a, slow, quiet farte,ike draopof *aa. e. WhaM7ver year opidiaiom ir,-you dbr daiooes bat 1s
loa r' ecadt d01ootb'se,h 4' ,•• m'4$,to si ia lw i •Ot• e ,ar- . :.iisio ds ' •
OIcst e chreeh q & T-l m hIs theOat+dltirl relriamidie of DIM sBea .'f Lhgpaua-Dr. Henry NAr
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Thse ea Praacdm.. - s ry thaet aitrbi e' m it ira ;ds +aipt4
lNibwr 1 whtoilisaslte2;I4 as 6 (d I
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iEiiM stt a M eLqr ilk i.-rt~t~~ rl3 ON
The City ofr LsI -Dbw rtw wvetrmes-The P lme-The M- etlulli~ha
That vast ~uggiomerason otf 000S000 in-habitants, whihe makes up Loenon iad itssuburbs, or, lan the language of the Englishlaw, the M>etroppltan District. 4 situatedwithin the fear cemoties of Middlesex, Bur-'My, Keat, aed Fhses; It is edmposed of thecity of London, the parliamestary boroughof Southwark asaun eZcesiVye numbe of
fohaqes.,p boe of the pi tltas depnds,for Jutis ad or certain braoces of ad-ministration, on the county in which it isiaelded•thamelthe vestry, qrgeneral assembly of re0ia~ es, which, seeording toEnglish tadition;, i the direct and a1;isorbing administrator of the particular in-terest withisp th,. *opial Ilmits; but, invirtue of the Lct..o 1858, these prishesi,without surrendering their peculiar pro-vince, are puoped for public wotis of com-mon utility In districts, 'wcth nr thirty-etght in number, and are a4delsi;iere ac-cording to mage, by loasl euetleveommis-sons. These divers districts, Ib their tuet,are bound together by a central ncoum i ,i tathe Metropolitan board, which i.sinyvMedwith large powers, for all that concernas,bepublic works, the public health, etc., in therange of London as whole. Thus thereare three elements superinposed in the ad-milnistive system of the English capital:At first a multitude of parishes; then above,
pd4 at the first degree of concentration,thirty-eight districts; finally 'and' as thethird degree of dacaentratl6n, the, Mettoio)-Itan Board. Whit mach nry i 'Wthat com-plication! Yes, but the complication doesnot necessarily result in confusion,
The city of London, properly speaking,represents less than m00,000 souls. In 1885,when municipal reform was aecomplisbedin England, the city did not count morethan 100,000 Inhabitants, nevertheless theinterests which were concentrated therewere so considerable, and the respect inspir-ed by its traditional constitution Was sopowerful, that its molification was not ven-tored on. This cortoration was the onlyone in the kingdom which preserved itsancient privileges, consecrated by a greatnumber of charters, of which the firstmounts back to the time of Edward theConfessor.
The les i* the Uales.
It has been said that there is only oneman who has a correct idea of the dale ofthe United States, and he is the man whodrove a yoke of oxen, in 1850-81, fromMaine to Californis. However this may be,the newspaper remark that "few people re-alise the Immensity of our territorial are,":es too true. There ,are In the irut West
eleven territories, two or thre of whichare twice or three times as large all NewEngland, and it is a small territory that Isnot at least ten times as large as Massachu-setts, while Dakota and Arizona are half aslarge again as Colorado. The eleven terri-tories, as accurately as can at present be as-certained, contain over one billion and aquarter of acre', (1,000,385.919,) exceedtngby nearly two hundred thousand squaremiles, the aggregate territoryot all the pres-eat admitted States of the Union. The,territory of Alaska, containing ,80.529,000acree, as included In the number of acresitated.
TsuruILu Amtsw IN NusBrasEA- Sgv-a3Tass Ermoa• n a s LFozax TO DEATH.-St. Louis, December 121h.-A gentlemanioe ~eached Kasas ity on saturday last
Informeed the Kansas City TIfUes that onthe Sunday previous a terrible affair occur-rer in Saline county, Nebraska. A prty ofimmigants, with th•tr:fillea , re i pass-Ing through the uonty westward, wheg thecold comatantly locreasing, they onucei4u;to camp and lights ire. They ware .a apleee of high prairle and sme l miles fromany house, but dadme three miest frohi themwas a piece f thabe. After' llItthtOng
to p rne to., .ot qnmt1•g b n;hears, the - ha left eir bhlidire asdstarted to haut bthem. Thlis aR that toowa, ;ans.that the enet a •yth bodies of
sieveteen .imraas wb had -e *d1bm
aet Ip the Meas.on eP 9te 7] t lowof the party.
w I br al, K adllape } ee.i, asp-si ly W serb ea sei w ee t ' bt,
there arieas'5 a b5"A delvi,
weather. `be cepie of t Is the 4euM.
very unwholesomesatd ti .t the ,-s aofdilrty Ams. fJ sa, ase . ;iswhersi4uagmqmmnalaa.pawgbm 1i0,on *edars •pwam;-"ro#t i ' d, h
often a vUy ii
ion of warn Iwil ve t Volns and pre-vent the dptlei prelved
ia adA as M? e fl ) o sq
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r. s r,,. well.
They haw "Ateoma Sermon" in CentralCity, C. T.
Dfrig the past year 141 deaths occurrdin Stockton, Cat
Chas. Deven!irt was killed ina cool mineha Colorado recently.
Elisha Cook, member of the Sam Fran-daco bar, died recently.
The Mammoth copper- mime, Utah, is fer;sale in London a 0t .,..0.
H. F. Kysor died in Walla Walls, Dec.18th, o• dlsease of the heart.
ttt` orange and lesson crop of Los Ange-lee, (Cal.) has fairly coasmmaeed.
De C. 1,., i. making ainother attemptto get asmelting works established.
They had a sheet and pillow-case party inCheyedine, night after Christmas.
Steamboats on the (olumbia river, be-tween Celilo andi Walnla, have tied up.
The mail schedule time from Olympia,W. T.. to Portland, Oregon, Is three days.
The Government warehouses at CampDate Croeek, Arison, were burned recently.
Building improvements in Pueblo, Colo-rado, for the year 1871, footed up $215,760
They had a grand skating carnival atCarson City, N1ev., on New Year's night.
The new Methodist Charch, Salt LakeCity, Utah, was formally opened recently.
May, late Secretary of Oregon, has re-turned from Utah to lear up his allegeddefalcation.
Idaho's new Goverfor has pdt in an ap-pearance, and receives a cordial welcomefrom the BYuamo s.
Experts are now testing east of Prescott,Arizona, for diamonds, and we may soonhave a big diamond excitement.
The people of Virginia City propose togive a handmosnrreoeption to Minister DeLong on his return from Japan.
Laura De Force Gordon goes to Wash.mgton as the representative of the Califor-nia Woman's Rights Association.
II. .. Whitney, of Los Angeles, has beenappointed judge of the 17th Judicial dis-trict, of Cal., e.e Morrisonr deceased.
The Masonic and Odd Fellows' Hall atHamilton. Nevada, was burned down re-cently. Loss. I10,000G no insurance.
Miss.T. Shepherd and Mr. Kruger, onlysurvivors of the the Wickenburg, Arizona,massacre, have arrived at Los Anges, Cal.
A coal mine h• just been opened on theSt. Vrain. Ave, ptae west of the DenverPacific and about twenty miles south ofGreeley, Col.
Ellen Sanders Kimball, one of the wivesof the late Heber C. Kimball, died recentlyin Cottonwood, Utah, in her 44th year. Shewas a native of Norway.
S. Booth was almost instantly killed bythe overturning of a tender and two cars ofa conatruction train on the Pacific divisionof the N. P. R. R, rsbently.
Two men, aMr. Campbell and Dutch John.turned loose at each other with their re-volvers, in Salt Lake the other day, fringeight shots without doing any damage.
Judge Sawyer, retiring police magistrateof San Francisco, was presented with a$160 wateh and chora; also, a gold-headedcane, sleeve buttons and snuff box.
The Wllas Walls 5Ietenma has a stand-ing head in its columnis, "oll of Honor,"under which are placed the names of thoseof its subscribers who "pay up." The weekendilng December U, showed $927.5 to havebeen the grosn receipts from this quarter.
The Grass Valley ((al) U/snio notices thefact that a CbthinmariIn tht town virtuallydeals in human Sekb. having sold four ofhis countrywomen for a pecunlary coasid-ratlion, and laving fomaore on hand for
'the sme putrpose•r.L [uniway, editor of the Vl . North
,# p4tou9h, Or., adtaken to1 ltcigresa& Of ,her rst lectare a Portlad paperiy 'She spokeh flly as honr an easy,a balin sort of mannur, alunkf sompe
goon hits, wbich ws ' ppr sltgalte brthe audience." -.
.. Vlirgpls and ,Trguc ee islro4., be-.suwe Goid tm and .CQue, .Njv,, ...;tI, good condition oane. mo t beingpretty well repaired from m o end to thep ,he, and the reguart trans, tr uiortongwoto pad pro, wl)l ld runnlg over it in a
-isy or ,4o
,...,pIo.tb iS Coct for'd rbis • s•eam ed at , PAP. ; lOb..pvalue
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id~[ i3 i al rkfu aer, hi"st o face ot ofa drfft ndi e.i
Moom P. Attqa I.. reammabiletame to eplode, foaen wenmt to ii i aos
.ams. safhmbs r* ast J anI ehei Mp ittan , diub l sdblins him:tiles hl' aisel MiCe
su .t•.•.• m•,isw ** i, s ilas
over end ashe passed thma~h dri4t,w atll elhi-el.a : lk w taken,
to th earfaceas soon as possible, l pi•m~
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NOR' WPE Ti R&
-- The grate game now-poker.-The put-up Job-an auction.--Indip Reservations--scalpsL--baps of time -Old cost-tails.-An ihn.vocation-tehdlng bar.
-A inal report-The crack of dooem.
-The irst Prince of Wails-Jeremiab.-The im" name for sausages is "Chain
:--.The. gasdesLt verse In existence-Thesaivemss. ..
-- The amnjunctive mood-Thoughts of
S-It is better to be 8tfsh in pocket thanin coasteance.
-Wen4ell Holmes calls the human braina seventy-year clock.
-The best band to accompany a ladyvocalist-A Aws-band.
-A Newport swain received a love lettersixty-seven pages long.
-The pleasantest rin ging in one's ears-That of the dinner-bell.
-It is klw enough to live in an attic, buta ground floor is a babeament.
-- Girls should not try a soldier's patience,because he can stand a tease.
-Mr. Mustard, of Virginia, lost all hisstrength by a fall from a horse.
-The book to which reference is most fre-quently made nowadays-the pockct-.book.
-An Evansville schoolboy defined alady to be "a growud-up girl-doesn't cussnor swemr."
-A Rochester girl declares she will nevervote. Go to the nasty polls and ruin myclothes? The idea!
-Says Dr. Guthrle: "If you want to keepa dead man, put him in whisky; if youwant to kill a living man, put the whiskyinto himn."
-Mr. Thacker has gone and died inSouth Carolina, at the age of one hundredand thirty-eight years.
-Anna Dickinson says: "I am againstthat man, Grant." If we were that manGrant, we would move a way.-Potd.
-Utah may have its plural wives, observes Mr. Quilp, but other parts of thecountry has very singular ones.
-An enterprising dentist in a neighbor-ing city advertises, "Get your sweetheart anew set of teeth as a-Christmas present."
-A Western editor speaks of a contem-porary who is "so dirty that every time hegoes up stairs there is a rise in real estate".
-"Are you good at riding on horse back,Judge?" "No," said his honor, "I neverbacked but one horse in my life, and thatwas into a shop window."
-"Name the longest day in the year,"said a teacher to a young hopeful of fivesummers. "sunday!" responded the littleman,
-That Nashville cow who got drunk onbrandy peaches, the Mobile fegister thinks,will probably give milk punch the rest ofher life
-"'Xy darling's shoes" is the last .oestirring ditty. "The Old Man's Boots" and"Big Brother's Gaiters" will doubtless benext worked into rhyme and music.
-It iS presumed Darwin's forthcomingbook on" the "Facial Expressions of Ani.mils," is the much talked-of, but never-yet-seen thing that "will make a hors ie ugh."
-The San Franicaco News L•ter critical-ly says: "If poetry was potatoes, JoaquinMiller would own a patch, Bret Hart wouldbe peeling them for the pot, and John Havwould be p•l'ing them pl the pigL."
-A little .boy reently became greatlyenamored of a little toy trumpet which hadbeen glvel him. One::.alht as he ws be,.Iag "put In his little bed" he handed thetraimpit o his grandolther, saying: "Here,gramnia you play while I pray.'"
--A story I told a4t4 rst thqt the lec.grer eore hLe sagitclte students, when
explaining grape culture, presented a bottleof wine made by hlbself and requested thecl as to yip it to st thoqttality. The bottlelasted only to the third,youag pa! -
-The following: conundrum Is just asyew pow as it ever Was: What Is the differ-enop betwqn thes Euapoe rq fr of i ana d abeggar? The one issues manitestoes andthe other manifests toes wthout his shoes.
-Stephen Pearl Andows ,sys ,.",tt theAbsoltold and Abstraetoid Eleksmotllm ofBeing echoes or reappears by aialo y, with.in thai Relaol4d pad Concretold ]iaoris-srns." We~~4il Judge tbai ti•e .uturoidladildasaems who drote tet seateace wasa condemaldb idlot6uiktbt- ayisftepbr.
plsteusel addresseat hLdrr. f ]the' 1 housegds 6eih," aed attAi ltenlty i R a While,
plied the gentlesmab,"I !have beem. edgheat any Ivds tH Ii sy tilb;, m dear.""Oth1 I waS s 6 "i Vip little
JA mlalister eaked a little boy who hadbeen eomaerted, "Does not the devil tellyedBMit'ar are' sot & Ohrisian "Yes,-iel ambi' :'IWell, Ibdr ye.. say tohI *'*ThDl Mht " re*li tbh bby, withl
"milsltbintg LuteWr'ssplit, "that, wheth-.rWCM.tIdi r ab,' Wa~,r ous of his bus.
'-A Wmwn vlmle;,,c -"Selmanths1iMS ptMlhe wide pnm"masniesM DC IhM hes •,
b: hasse hepslr ars.Id g -hmeelw .hrilb
Death of a Tloang Lady Oace Consideredthe Belle of iteon.
A lady writer in the Cincinnati t7arenlclsays. "Some years ago when visiting BostonI heard mueb of Mia Fannie Carter,: whowas caled the Bells of the Hub, aibett alittle showy and fast for that latitude. Herportrait was on exhibition, and most of theyounger portion of the oeemunity went tosee it. Shewas :certainly a very beautifulwoman, and was reported to be as sprightlyas beautiful, and to sing divinely. Subse-quently she married Mr. Lorrillard, son ornephew. of the rich tobacconist of NewYork, and went with him to Europe. Nextwe hear of her at the Tuileries, completingby her voice the conquest of the Emperor,which she had already made by her beauty.Then it flashed over the world, and societyin Europe and Atetichk was startled by theannouncement that the beautiful Americanhad done what none but' an Ametaicknwoman would have dared to do. Seekingto rival Eugestu and the Princess Metter-nich, she had appeared at a court ball, herhead surrounded by a halo of light proceed-ing from tiny jetsof gas, the reservoir beingbid under the masses of hair which shewore. Mr. Lorillard died, and his widowmarried Mr. Ronalds. It was not a happyunion, and they parted. She lived nmuchabroad, in Germany and for a time in Tunis,where she went for her healsth. She held
quite a couirt there, being a friend and fh-vorite of the Bey of Tunis. HIappening inan artist's studio one day in New York, Iwas attracted by the criticism of a lady,who stood with her back tome, on a picturewe had gone there to see. She pointed oatits beauties, found fault with the coloringand light in which it was placed, and it wasall done with such apparent knowledge andin so assured a manner that I asked whothe lady was. She was Mrs..Bonalds, andthq picture was a portrait of herself. Nowshe is dead, after a short, brilliant, yetcheckered career. She died recently of con-sumption at the Isle of Wight."
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The Democratic Party is at present 4 hlit.tle deficient in its outfit. The Columbits(Ga) Sun sets forth the want as follows:"The great want of the Democratic partyat present, as a leader of superior moralcourage, of commanding talent, and nation-al reputation--some such man as Clay. Web-ster, or Calhoun. The party now too closelyresembles a forest ot young pines, all alike'id size end bight, thrifty singly, but some-what sappy and green. We wish to see anold giant through whos branches the windsof centuries I ave whistled, stand out. inisolation upon the clear sky, toweritg likePompey's pilliar at Alexandria, a safe laud-mark for the political tempest tossed mar-iner."
An••KAsAs FLIES.--They have largehorseflies out in Arkansas, hut the peopleare Intelligent and full of resources. Thefarmers out there hive lately comae a g4i oon them that is likely to discourage furtheremigration of this kind. They patientlywatch the varmint as he wrestles *ith theiranimals, and after the horse has become dis-abled by lose of blood and lays down in thefurrow, they just harness the "fly' up inthe horse's toggery, and keep right alongwith the plowing. There are people soincredulous as to doubt the truth of thisstatement, of course. There is no pleasurein writing for such people, anyway.--.1.•.
To ni: D)s1..lMrT1T.I). - -The Ruea•an Gov-ernment has, after a long heitation,. decidldfinally to dismantle the fortress of Itiga onaccount of its strategically unfavorable sit-uation, and to c.,nvcrt it into tn oprc town.The fortifications have long been out of rt•pair. The works were begautin 1030 andcompletCd in 1708, standing several ieiteswhile in progress. The Rnssians fir.t be.sieged the city in 1056; the Snxotn ord Pol-ish armies tested the strength of tll; wallsnext in 1700, and the Russians foull,wd asecond and third time in 1705 and 1708.The ekadel capitulated on the 4th of July.1710. Dering the past twenty or thirtyyears the place has been nominally a for-tress. Some of the walls were removed in17I9,.and now the city has, by an agreementwith the Government, undertaken to com-plete the dismnantlement nl five y'ars.
SH1ADES OF Co.OlittD SoCI Tv,--A cor-
respondent writes from New 'Orleans:Your readers must understand that our
colored socety is somewhat (mixed) differ-ent froidt that of other places, The aristo-ratic ofdiroons and quadroors have butlittle affinity for the Ilack people, exceptat election times. The most violent rebelsof the late rebellion Wtere the octoroon andquadroon women; tlie majority of whomwere piacer'with white men, and many ofthem still conthnue the association, theiroffsprifgs being so white thUli the best ex-perts in ethnology cannot tell Wlhie1l'iswhichl, and the FiPfteenth A~enidtnieht nowgives those children a soiael statrit whichthey did not have previouq td' the pisageof that act, and the conseitlance is; theseoff-colored children hold their heads hlVhernow than ever, andit black man or womanhes id eiaise, sodially with. them.
f Tharp Duciuy had boeen anu aiilentRoman, instead of living Li 1871. in Lowell,Mani., he would have been presented witha civie crown, and posibly have had a stat•ein. te Capitol after his demise.. 4•i why?Because Thiipims' Ducey is or bap 6tn the
bes of $4 clhildren by only three' wivs!$. 84 Is on ya few days old One of the
|ritte Dupeys died some years ago. Mrs., y No. 1 hadlls hildrep. Mrs. Thotias1i y1or .o had 17 ciilidrin Mrs.ay oi m.
Duce pmtS e still further by •ke 'sresejiua.tioni tq er lor0, havingl lad 6 chillJrnMr. Thomas Dasqy to 0 years old.
$r. " loilt's, celebrated running horse.I Riirsherdis to be put in trailnint i til
,,' bae ~•y. ..r . ere, frotm his
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