the most interesting man in rutgers - vinay sivakumar
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The Most Interesting man in
An ODE to our new Graduate !!
HE is the MOST INTERESTING MAN in Rutgers
HIS legend precedes HIM,
the way lightning precedes thunder
When HE drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
but HIS shoes do
HIS feet don't get blisters
HE once brought a knife to a gunfight…
just to even the odds
HE once won a staring contest ….
with HIS own reflection
HE is the MOST INTERESTING MAN in Rutgers
HE is fluent in all languages, including
three that he only speaks
‘best dressed’list twice
HIS shadow has been on the…
HIS organ donation card also lists his
‘back pack’
HE is the MOST INTERESTING MAN in Rutgers
Once a lizard bit HIM, after 5 days of excruciating pain
the lizard finally died
If opportunity knocks, and HE’s not at home, opportunity waits
When life gives HIM lemons,
HE makes a sandwich
HIS tears can cure cancer,
too bad, HE never cries
HE is the MOST INTERESTING MAN in Rutgers
His friends call him by his name, his enemies don't call him anything
because they are all dead
The circus ran away to join HIM
HE once won the world series of poker
using UNO cards
HIS ten gallon hat holds
Twenty gallons
HE is the MOST INTERESTING MAN in Rutgers
People hang on HIS ever word,
even the prepositions
HE once started a fire
using only dental floss and water
HE once had an awkward moment..
just to see how it feels
HE’s won trophies
for HIS game face alone
HE is the MOST INTERESTING MAN in Rutgers
The star on HIS Christmas tree
Is tracked by NASA
HE’s never lost a game of chance
he’s never met
He has inside jokes with people
HE once led a horse to water….
and made it drink
HE is the MOST INTERESTING MAN in Rutgers
HIS eyes are corrective lenses
for his glasses
Police often question HIM,
just because they find him interesting
Whenever HE is driving down the street….
potholes move out of his way
HIS charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it
HE once gave his guardian angel CPR
HE is the MOST INTERESTING MAN in Rutgers
We could go on and on…
But ‘nuff said!!
CONGRATULATIONS
ADITYAGood Luck with every
thing you do!!