The More You Ruv Someone

- Avenue Q -

The more you love someone,The more you want to kill ‘em.The more you love someone,The more he make you cry

Though you are tryFor making peaceWith them and loving,That’s why you love so strongYou like to make him die!

The more you love someone,The more he make you crazy.The more you love someone,The more you wishing him dead!

Sometime you look at him And only see fat and lazy,And wanting baseball batFor hitting him on his head!

Love

Kate Monster:Love

Christmas Eve:And hate

Kate Monster:And hate

Christmas Eve:They like two brothers

Kate Monster:Brothers

Christmas Eve:Who go on a date

Kate Monster:Who....what?

Christmas Eve:Where one of them goes, Other one followsYou inviting loveHe also bringing sorrows

Kate Monster:Ah, yes.

Christmas Eve:The more you love someone,The more you want to kill ‘em.Loving and killingFit like hand in glove!

Kate Monster:Hand in glove.

Christmas Eve:So if there someoneYou are wanting soTo kill ‘em.You go and find him.And you get him.And you no kill him.‘Cause chances good

Both:He is your love.