the hobbit finals board created by: aaron rowbotham peer mentor at the university of alaska...
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The Hobbit Finals Board
Created by: Aaron RowbothamPeer Mentor at
The University of Alaska Anchorage
TAKE YOUR BOOK AND BEGIN STUDYING
THEN TAKE YOR PENCIL AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE
FOR YOUR FIGHT BEGINS AT DAWN ON DECEMBER 9TH
MAKE SURE TO HAVE BREAKFASTSECOND BREAKFASTELEVENSIESLUNCHAFTERNOON TEADINNERSUPPERAND OF COURSE DESSERT
FINALS ARE UPON YOUWHETHER YOU WANT THEM TO BE OR NOT IT IS TIME TO RISE UP TO THE TASK
Riddle What causes injuries including, but not limited to headache, laceration, evisceration... Incineration?
Hint: It will chill the flesh on your bones in the blink of an eye.
Hint 2: Flash of light, searing pain, then poof, you're nothing more than a pile of ash.
Answer: Your finals
DO NOT PROCRASTINATE YOU MUST STUDY FOR PERHAPS A LARGE A+ LIES UNGUARDED
AND IS WITHIN YOUR GRASP
FOR YOU HAVE THE ONLY RIGHT TO PASS YOUR CLASS
YOU WILL NEED ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGE FOR THIS BATTLE
AND JUST THINK AFTER YOU ARE DONE WITH FINALS THIS MOVIE WILL BE IN THEATERS
DECMEBER 13
TRAIN FOR THESE FINALS WITH COMRADES
DON’T LEAVE ANY PART OF YOUR BATTLEGROUND UNANSWERED