the greatest story i’ve ever heard: a puppet show

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A down-on-her-luck dog-sitter experiences poetic justice at its finest.

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  • 1. THE GREATEST STORY IVE EVER HEARD
    a puppet show based on true events

2. WHEN MY FRIEND DANA WAS A KID, SHE LIVED NEXT DOOR TO AN ELDERLY COUPLE
3. THE COUPLE DIDNT HAVE ANY CHILDREN
THEY HAD RUBY
4. AND RUBY HAD EVERYTHING
5. ONE SUMMER, THE ELDERLY COUPLEASKED MY FRIEND DANA TO DOG SIT.
6. ITS NOT DIFFICULT SHE SAID. JUST STOP BY TWICE A DAY, PREPARE RUBYS FOOD WITH FILTERED WATER, AND RING HER BELL WHEN ITS READY TO EAT.
7. 8. SO THE NEXT DAY, DANA VISITED RUBY. SHE PREPARED HER FOOD WITH FILTERED WATER AND AFTER IT HAD SOAKED, SHE RANG THE BELL.
9. 10. 11. BUT RUBY WOULDNT EAT.
12. SO DANA WENT HOME, FIGURING RUBYS HUNGER WOULD CATCH UP WITH HER EVENTUALLY.
BUT WHEN SHE CAME BACK THE NEXT DAY.
13. X X
RUBY WAS DEAD.
14. DANA FRANTICALLY TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO.
SHOULD SHE CALL THE ELDERLY COUPLE?
SHOULD SHE CALL THE POLICE?
X X
SHOULD SHE STASH THE BODY
AND PRETEND RUBY RAN AWAY??
15. THE VET! SHE WOULD TAKE RUBY TO THE VET! MAYBE HE COULD AT LEAST FIGURE OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED.
BUT HOW WOULD SHE
GET RUBY TO THE VET?
16. THATS WHEN SHE SAW THE ANTIQUE SUITCASE.
X X
17. AN HOUR LATER, DANA WAS ON THE BUS TO THE VETS OFFICE, SUITCASE IN TOW.
18. THATS WHEN IT HIT HER. RUBY WAS THE CENTER OF THE COUPLES UNIVERSE. SHE WAS LEFT IN HER CARE. AND NOW SHE WAS DEAD.
19. IT WAS SUDDENLY A LITTLE OVERWHELMING.
20. TRIED AS SHE DID TO HIDE IT, A GENTLEMANNEXT TO HER ASKED IF SHE WAS ALRIGHT.
21. SHE SAID SHE WAS HAVING A BAD DAY.
22. THE STRANGER TRIED TO CHEER HER UP WITH JOKES AND SMALL TALK, AND SOON ENOUGH DANA FELT A BIT BETTER.
23. TURNS OUT, THE MAN WAS GETTING OFF AT THE SAME STOP AS DANA. HOW ABOUT I CARRY YOUR SUITCASE FOR YOU?
24. BEFORE SHE COULD OBJECT, THE MAN WAS WALKING TO THE FRONT OF THE BUS WITH THE SUITCASE AND RUBY.
25. OUTSIDE, DANA THANKED THE GENTLEMAN FOR BEING SO KIND.
26. THATS WHEN HE PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE AND TOOK OFF WITH THE SUITCASE.
27. 28. SO WHEN THE ELDERLY COUPLE GOT HOME, DANA HAD TO LAY IT ALL OUT
29. YOUR DOG IS DEAD.
30. I DONT HAVE IT.
31. AND I ALSO LOST YOUR SUITCASE.
32. 33. THINGS WERE STRANGE BETWEEN DANA AND
THE ELDERLY COUPLE FROM THEN ON OUT.
THE ONE THING THAT MADE EVERYONE FEEL BETTER IS THAT SOMEWHERE OUT THERE
34. WAS A MAN OUT FOR SOME QUICK MONEY AND JEWELRY
35. WHO GOT EXACTLY WHAT HE DESERVED.
X X
36. the end

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