1. The Backyard SurpriseBy: Click to find out 2. One day you are digging in the backyard whenhis shovel hit something hard.. 3. Do you A - keep digging to find what you hit. B - stop digging and quit. C - go eat a sandwich. 4. When they finally got it open they found. 5. A RUSTY BOX!!!Next 6. THE SUSPENCE IS KILLING YOU, you blow up. Start over 7. There was a robbery at subway wile youwhere there, also you where token hostageand shot. Start over 8. Now that you have the box will you A - open the rusty box. B - burn the box. C -leave it alone 9. NextA FOOTBALL!!! And two teams that magically appeared along witha stadium. 10. It spontaneously blows up in your face, yourdead. Start over 11. You turn around and fall in the hole you dugand pass out later it starts to rain and youdrown. Start over 12. then you took the pitch and ran for a 100 yard nexttouchdown with it. 13. Now will you A Do a touchdown dance. B steal a car. C go get dinner at a restaurant. 14. The referee fouled you on un sportsmanlikeconduct, you later got in a fight with the refand he stabbed you. Start over 15. The police chased you down then you crashedand died. Start over 16. Now what do you order A steak B Hot wings C pizza 17. You slip wile cutting and slit your wrist. Youbleed to death.Start over 18. You chock on a bone and die. Start over 19. You loved the pizza. Next 20. After dinner do you A - dine and dash(not pay for your meal). B -pay your bill and go. C - burn down the restaurant after eating dessert. 21. The manager kills you with a baseball bat asyou walk out the door. Start over 22. Next Now your in the parking lot 23. You foot gets stuck in between the booth wiletrying to escape the fire, you burned.Start over 24. Now what do you do next F -sleep on the parking lot ground.A F -get in your car and go to.B F -walk to. C 25. You get run over and die, its what you disservefor SLEEPING ON A PARKING LOT GROUND,you retard. Start over 26. Do you go to AF - the movies. BF -public restrooms CF - your house. 27. You fall asleep during the movie and theperson next to you stole your wallet andphone you run into a wall because your madthen you die from internal bleeding. Start over 28. You fall asleep at the urinal and your head fallsin and drown.Start over 29. Your at your home you go to sleep and thatsthe end of your day!! Next 30. Good morning!Your alarm went off do youF -push snoozeAB - get up and eat some wheatsF -skip breakfast and go looking for a job.C 31. You sleep too long and fall into a coma then after50 years in a coma they put you down yourburied in shoops cemetery on Jonestown road. Come for the funeral Start over Stay for the ice cream! 32. You choke on the Wheaties, you died. Start over 33. Do you apply to be a.... AF - astrophysics BF -fry cook C F -a drug dealer 34. You are killed because an asteroid hit you.Start over 35. You fall in a giant fryer and are cooked to acrisp. You are dead!!! Start over 36. They denied your application but give you asample size of cocaine.Next 37. Now will you A -snort the cocaineF B -go to a barF C -sell the cocaineF 38. You get high, then stumble on to the streetand are run over by a Mack truck, you died. Start over 39. You go to a local bar called THE BAR.Next 40. You sell the cocaine to a narcotics officer; youwhere arrested. After you got to the stationand they found out who you where and whatyou did the sentenced you to death foropening the rusty box. You almost got awaywith it but if you got arrested a day later youwould not die because they repealed the lawthat day that opening a rusty box is a crime. Start over 41. You get in a fight at THE BAR;what do youdo?do you A - run away.F B -beat up the guy who started it.F C -throw your taco out the window.F 42. You run into a knife duck taped to the wallyour dead.Start over 43. You started it so you killed yourself. Start over 44. It landed in the road and the guy fighting youwhent out in the road to get it and got run over. Next 45. Now what do you do A -go eat tanbark.F B -go to a dog fightF C -go sleep in a hole.F 46. You get fat from tanbark and die of diabetes,your dead. Start over 47. You meet Michel Vick, Plaxico Burress and RayLewis. Then ray Lewis kills you because he is amurder, obviously!!! Start over 48. You make friends with a friendly bear! Next 49. Now will you AF - kill him. BF - eat his honey. CF - eat piglet. 50. You bash his head with a rock and poo bear isdead!!! Next 51. He woke up with a rumbly tummy and a badtemper he then mauled you and you died. Start over 52. You had some bacon but then tigger mauledyou because you ate his friend. Start over 53. Now will you Become a cereal killer Become a car salesmanEnter NFL draftGo back to collage Work construction Become a professional gambler By 1000 lottery tickets Get an ATT phoneBuy a dog Become a super heroBecome a competitive eater Become a teacher Get a job other than any of these Spend all day on the computer eat a taco Build time machineBecome a lab ratGet married Go to one of these countriesthrow stuff out a windowadopt a kid 54. After 15 murders you where caught sentencedto death on the cross.Start over 55. Wile selling a car you give a test drive to apsychopath and he runs you over, your dead.Start over 56. You where drafted by the Cleveland brownsso you kill your self.Start over 57. You go to Virginia Tec and get shot, your dead. Start over 58. An iron I beam falls and crushes you, youdied.Start over 59. You gamble with the devil and bet you sole fora fiddle of gold and lose your dead.Start over 60. You won the lottery but run out side andscream you won and a guy shoots you andtakes your id and ticket your dead.Start over 61. ATT is actually trying to take over the worldusing there customers phones and youre thehost of the robot, the plan fails and all therobots are dead including you! Start over 62. The dog bit you and it had rabies and then youdied.Start over 63. Will you be Green arrowsuperman Robin The hulkbatmanWolverinePikachu Luigi flashThor SpidermanKirby YoshiIron man MarioShaquille ONeal Green LanternCat woman Super womanCaption America Luke sky walker 64. You won a hot dog eating competition butwere then latter targeted by anothercompetitive eater because he was not as goodas you he put dry concert mix in your waterand wen you drank it hardened in your throatand you suffocated. Start over 65. What subject HistoryScience Art English GymMathForeran languages 66. Will you be a.Taxi driver Doctor DentistPolice officerFactory worker Night guardAthleteEBay guruBankerClerkBakerPresident 67. You explode your computer from overusesetting your house on fire killing you.Start over 68. There was a knife in your taco that you ate sothen it stabbed your internal organs and youdied.Start over 69. You go back to the Oj Simpson case and Oj killsyou.Start over 70. An experiment goes horribly wrong and youturn into a human with spider instincts, so youbuild a giant web to catch people then youstart to eat the people you caught and the onehad Ebola so you get it and die in 10 days.Start over 71. You married a psychopath and every time theyserved you dinner they slipped a pill in youfood so you will slowly die over a period of 5years. Then in 5 years your organs rupture andexplode from the inside out.Start over 72. Pick a country to fly with your points from youdouble miles credit card.RussiaCanadaChinaMexicoGermany 73. You hit a crazy guy with one of those box TVs.After he wakes up he gets a plasma TV andbusts it over your head your dead. Start over 74. You thought you adopted a kid but it wasreally a small person who happened to be amurderer. He said he could not sleep so youlet him in your bead and he slit your throat. Start over 75. You shot your self in the face with an arrowbecause your stupid and dead. Start over 76. You jump off a building but you are too heavyto fly you need to be 50lb or under so you aredead.Start over 77. You run so fast you loose control and run intoa wall and you are dead Start over 78. Mario bounces off your head and you fall and die. Start over 79. Your lantern falls and starts a fire that you diein. Start over 80. You tripped and slice youre head off withyoure shield. Start over 81. You ate green jello but it was actuallykryptonite and you died.Start over 82. You tripped and fell on your claws, your dead.Start over 83. You crush your self with your hammer, yourdead. Start over 84. You kill yourself with those laser things. Start over 85. You are chased up a tree and starve to death.Start over 86. Your nest burns down with you, your deadStart over 87. You get stuck in charlottes web, then she eatsyou. Start over 88. You hit your head on a brick and die ofinternal bleeding. Start over 89. You are shot with a kryptonite bullet, yourdead. Start over 90. You electrocute your self, your deadStart over 91. You catch on fire and burn to death. Start over 92. You suck in too much air and explode, yourdead. Start over 93. You die from overdose on drugs, your dead. Start over 94. You turn into the new Darth Vader and yourson kills you, your dead. Start over 95. You are the best super hero ever, helpingpeople who cant reach things, grabbing catsfrom trees you couldnt be more awesome.Next 96. You created a shock sensitive explosive material, Fulminate of Mercury Readily formed by interaction of mercury (II) nitrate, nitric acid and ethanol. It may be initiated when dry by flame, heat, impact, friction or intense radiation. Contact with sulfuric acid causes explosion. this created an explosion that kills youStart over 97. You where dodge ball and instead of dogeballs you used bowling balls you where killedby little kids.Start over 98. You dont know Spanish very well even thoughyoure the teacher, then when you go on afield trip to Mexico you accidentally saysomething offensive to a native person. Afterthat they knock you out and tie your front andbottom half to two different donkeys and havethem go in different directions and split you intwo.Start over 99. You are killed by car, un-related to your jobyou just get run over by a bus, your dead. Start over 100. You drink toxic paint your dead. Start over 101. You go back in time and go in the civil war. Youwhere killed at the battle of Gettysburg.Start over 102. You get a paper cut wile reading a book, youlatter bleed to death. Doctors say it was theworst paper cut they ever saw.Start over 103. They say curiosity killed the cat, so dont try tofind out everything. You died before the quizeven started.Start over 104. You fall asleep during the night sift andplummet the taxi off a cliff, and you died. Start over 105. There was friendly fire and you where shotand killed.Start over 106. You where at a museum where things came tolife and you where killed by a monkey.Start over 107. You bought a package and when you opened itexploded in your face.Start over 108. You where killed in a robbery, the robbersgassed the bank with carbon monoxide thencame in with a gas mask and took the money. Start over 109. The anesthesiologist left the gas tank open anthe room was full of the gas, you fell asleepdue to the gas and then you fell over and youwhere stabbed with the scalpel in the eye. Youdied. Start over 110. You take an x-ray wile still in the room without a lead vest and the machine you had wasreally old so it emitted a lot of radiation andyou died instantaneously. Start over 111. You get a job as the police chief! Next 112. You where paralyzed wile playing tennis, oneday you wheel chair was left un attended on ahill. You start to roll down, then you hit a rock,start flipping, go on a ramp propelling you intoa pool of raw sewage at the sewage treatmentplant. You drown in the sewage.Start over 113. You leave an explosive material on the inferred scanner too long and it crates an explosionthat kills you. Start over 114. You where crushed in a printing press. Start over 115. You where assassinated by a terrorist. Start over 116. You get stuck in a giant oven and bake todeath, but you tasted delicious! Start over 117. In communist Russia horse eats cowboy.Start over 118. You are killed by a chupacabracensored Start over 119. You are eaten by a dragon that Towandsummoned. Start over 120. You drown in maple syrup.Start over 121. You choke on some schnitzel stumble and areimpaled by a stein. Start over 122. You die because you could not make threefree throws.Start over 123. After 40 years in the police force you retireand die of a heart attack at age 60. Start over 124. The End