The Absedy Alphabet ISBI

Challenge

Chapter 3: It’s Not Funny

Welcome back to the Absedy Alphabet ISBI Challenge! Komei actually had some pretty girls, so I don’t feel so horrible about marrying him in now.

Other than that I’ve discovered this challenge is more challenging than I expected, especially where toddler skills and homework is involved. Oh, and getting sims out of bed.

Enough complaining! Time to play.

Aelwin: “Welcome home mommy.”

Laura: “Oh, thanks for the hug sweetie.”

Aelwin: “If anyone asks, it wasn’t me.”

Laura: “What didn’t you do?”

Aelwin: “Nooooothing.”

Aislin: “I’m going to kill you Aelwin!”

Aelwin: “I told you it wasn’t me!”

Aislin: “Of course it was you!”

Laura: “Oh dear.”

Oh dear is right.

Laura: “Please don’t kill your sister. She was only joking.”

Aislin: “It’s not funny. I’m gonna have pink hair forever.” *sniff*

Laura: “No you won’t. It’ll be okay.”

Aislin: “I’m gonna hit you so hard for doing this to me.”

Aelwin: “Blah blah revenge blah blah. Just go already will ya?”

Amaryllis looks very amused to be a toddler now.

Laura: “You wouldn’t happen to know where Aelwin got the pink hair die, would you?”

Komei: “Oh, ah, hehe. I’m sure I have no idea.”

Laura: “Riiight. And I’m sure you’ll enjoy sleeping on the couch tonight.”

Oh, look, Aelwin, Amaryllis came to cheer you on!

Laura: “She can’t hear you Controller.”

Oh, let me pretend.

Aelwin: “Who’s this ‘Controller’ you’re always talking to?”

Laura: “If you’re lucky, you’ll never know. Now back to your homework.”

Ouch. I’m hurt.

NO. WAY.Sims can autonomously potty train toddlers!? I had no idea! I’m completely blown away right now.

And if Komei could hear me, then he would undoubtedly make some sort of snarky comment here.

Like ‘You get excited over the weirdest things.’

Aislin: “Rats!”

Komei: “Really? Rats are such a dull topic. Why don’t we talk about something else.”

Aislin: “Maybe how Aelwin is a rat for dyeing my hair pink.”

Komei: “Really, you need to let it… er… fly?”

Aislin: “You purposely didn’t say ‘let it go’ there.”

Komei: “You can’t prove anything.”

Laura: “Come on you two, time for homework.”

Aelwin: “Aw, but mom, this is so much more fun.”

Laura: “Too bad.”

You tell them, Laura.

Laura: “I didn’t ask the peanut gallery for their opinion.”

Aw, come on Laura. You used to be nice to me. You know, before you saw you were living at a wall.

Laura: “And you nearly killed me.”

Are you still holding a grudge?

Kid: “Does your mom always talk to herself like that? She’s craaaaazy.”

Aelwin: “Oh, would you look at that. I have pink pajamas on now.”

Aislin: “Aelwin! I just know you had something to do with this!”

Aelwin: “Hehe. I think it’s time I run.”

Aislin: “I’m going to smile and pretend I like my hair this way. EVEN THOUGH I DON’T AND IT’S NOT FUNNY. SO STOP LAUGHING.”

Aelwin: “Haha. I can’t. Hehe. At least it isn’t pink anymore. Hehe.”

Aislin: “I can’t look. Is it fixed?”

It is, but you can’t here me anyway. In fact, I don’t think you’re really talking to me anyway.

It’s Amaryllis’s birthday, too.

Aislin: “Hey, I smell. We should be paying attention to me.”

Komei: “Calm down.”

Aislin: “You try being calm when you sleep in the same room as the prankster.

Amaryllis: “Grow up, clap, clap, clap.”

Uh, okay.

Aelwin: “What prank should I pull next.”

How about none. That is probably best.

…

*sigh* I need to go find your mother. It’s more fun to be around someone who can hear me.

Amaryllis: “I’ve decided that the world doesn’t exist.”

Laura: “Then what do we live on dear?”

Amaryllis: “Pocket dimension. We live in a pocket dimension.”

Laura: “I’m not sure that makes any sense Amaryllis.”

Amaryllis: “I guess we could also be nothing, but pixels, but I’m pretty sure it’s the pocket dimension.”

Aha ha… ha?

Aislin: “Ow!”

Aislin: “Aelwin, why’d you have to punch so hard. This is a game!”

Aelwin: “Yes. An intense game of cunning and skill. I believe it is your move.”

Aislin: “You’re crazy. I’m out of here.”

Aelwin: “Aw, come on Aislin.”

Aislin: “Nope. Not happening.”

Amaryllis: “I learned to study.”

Laura: “Okay.”

Does the way she’s just staring at you like that creep you out, or is it just me?

Laura: “No, it creeps me out, too.”

Aelwin: “You call these pieces of char toaster pastries?”

Aislin: “Hey, at least I tried cooking some food. Unlike someone I know. Right dad?”

Komei: “Huh, oh sorry. I was zoned out.”

Aelwin: “Haha!”

Amaryllis: “You know, there are some perfectly good pancakes on the floor over there.”

Aelwin: “Why would we want pancakes when we can have cookies?”

Komei: “Here, here!”

Amaryllis: “Suit yourself. They’re delicious.”

Aelwin: “Your right! These are delicious!”

Amaryllis: “Told you so.”

Komei: “I wonder if I could crush cookies over the top of mine.”

Laura: “Is he dead?”

Nah, he’s just sleeping. He’s trying to make me look like a bad simmer. But see, it’s all for naught since I can’t control him. Therefore it’s all his fault that he didn’t get into a bed.

Points Summary PointsBeginning Point Total: 6No additions or deductions.

Current Point Total 6

Well, time to wrap up this chapter. No changes in points this time. Though I’m pretty sure Aislin is on the verge of going into aspiration failure, so I might be getting some negatives soon. Hmm… She did roll fortune, so maybe I should get her a job. That might pull her out. Anyway, enough of my musings. Happy Simming!