OKCupid – Penis Racist 10/3/2013

(12:13:27am)GregHuffman:BLUUEUEE

(12:56:08am)ksblue594:hi

(12:56:42am)ksblue594:do u have a brother?

(12:57:54am)GregHuffman:I has a step brother and 2 half sisters ;9

(12:58:16am)ksblue594:hmm... ur step brother named sam?

(12:58:29am)GregHuffman:wtf howd you know?

(12:58:43am)ksblue594:bc i went to school w/ ur step bro

(12:59:41am)ksblue594:graduated trinity high school '05

(1:02:03am)GregHuffman:thats so crazy! we should hang out

(1:02:18am)ksblue594:welll... i no longer speak to ur bro

(1:02:50am)ksblue594:i do see him on occasion since i sadly work fast food w/ an associate's degree

(1:03:14am)GregHuffman:damn, fast food job requirements are getting tougher

(1:03:49am)ksblue594:haha no i feel like i'm wasting my time

(1:04:01am)ksblue594:some of managers make me worry

(1:06:39am)GregHuffman:aww im sowwy

(1:06:55am)GregHuffman:Wanna text? 682 472 8155

(1:07:01am)ksblue594:this is 4+yrs

(1:07:12am)ksblue594:nope... too soon to text

(1:07:21am)GregHuffman:texting is serious business ;/

(1:09:02am)ksblue594:i gotta make sure for my safety u arent some psycho

(1:09:35am)ksblue594:I'm sure ur step bro will have some not so nice things to say

(1:09:39am)ksblue594:about me

(1:09:44am)GregHuffman:whys that

(1:10:47am)ksblue594:idk he got all upset at me awhile back dont really remember what about that was hmm, 3 yrs ago now maybe more

(1:13:07am)GregHuffman:Ohh well, we dont talk much

(1:13:09am)GregHuffman:dont worry bout it

(1:13:13am)GregHuffman:im unjudgmental ;9

(1:13:39am)ksblue594:lol how old r u?

(1:15:42am)GregHuffman:26

(1:17:55am)GregHuffman:And you

(1:17:56am)GregHuffman:?

(1:18:07am)ksblue594:i'll b 26 soon

(1:20:51am)GregHuffman:wooo! lets be 26 together

(1:22:40am)ksblue594:oct 5th is my bday

(1:23:37am)GregHuffman:Ill make you a cake ;8

(1:24:03am)ksblue594:hmm... maybe

(1:24:21am)ksblue594:i like chooclate cake w/ fudge icing

(1:24:30am)ksblue594:i dont eat any other icing

(1:26:57am)GregHuffman:welp, youre eating strawberry icing this time

(1:27:14am)ksblue594:no i wont eat it and i hate pink

(1:27:25am)ksblue594:hence y blue is in my name

(1:27:31am)GregHuffman:Well youd make a lousy lesbian

(1:27:47am)ksblue594:yeah... i like penis

(1:28:06am)GregHuffman:prove it ;9

(1:30:56am)ksblue594:funny thing about hat is... i dont have to prove anytihng to u

(1:31:15am)GregHuffman:No one ever has to prove anything ever do they

(1:31:47am)ksblue594:nope

(1:31:52am)ksblue594:so then y did u ask?

(1:32:12am)GregHuffman:I didnt ask ;9

(1:32:34am)ksblue594:u just said "prove it"

(1:33:17am)GregHuffman:that wasnt an ask though, there was no question mark

(1:33:34am)ksblue594:ok u told me and u still have no authority

(1:33:36am)ksblue594:is that better

(1:34:17am)GregHuffman:No one really has any authority tho

(1:34:27am)GregHuffman:we are all just free agents roaming this godless world

(1:35:36am)GregHuffman:So, whats your favorite food?

(1:36:03am)ksblue594:italian

(1:36:26am)GregHuffman:I think im italian, wouldnt you like to have my in your mouth ;8

(1:36:48am)ksblue594:no...

(1:36:55am)GregHuffman:no one loves my jokes

(1:36:56am)GregHuffman:lolz

(1:37:11am)ksblue594:bc its sexual harrassment and actionable

(1:37:22am)GregHuffman:Ohh sorry, co-worker

(1:37:33am)ksblue594:doesnt apply to jsut coworkers

(1:37:41am)GregHuffman:please dont have okcupid fire me from my job here

(1:37:51am)ksblue594:i odubt they notice u

(1:37:55am)ksblue594:doubt*

(1:38:02am)GregHuffman:No one notices me, im unlovable ;/

(1:38:17am)ksblue594:now u get the picture

(1:38:26am)ksblue594:remmeber u said it... i didnt

(1:39:29am)GregHuffman:Who said it?

(1:39:31am)GregHuffman:I forgot

(1:40:23am)ksblue594:u

(1:40:29am)GregHuffman:why would I say that?

(1:41:22am)GregHuffman:whats your favorite italian?

(1:42:28am)ksblue594:good bye

(1:42:59am)GregHuffman:You going to bed?

(1:43:53am)GregHuffman:Ill miss you forever, krs blue

(1:44:00am)GregHuffman:Will you remember me?

(1:44:29am)ksblue594:idk y u'll miss me

(1:44:43am)GregHuffman:Why wouldnt i? I fell in love with you in this moment

(1:44:48am)GregHuffman:but now this moment is gone

(1:44:50am)ksblue594:that doesnt even make sence but whatever ties ur shoe...

(1:45:00am)GregHuffman:Ill always remember that you loved blue stuff and italian penises

(1:45:20am)ksblue594:and i'll remember u as someone whos too big for his head

(1:45:35am)ksblue594:bc i never said italian penisis

(1:45:46am)ksblue594:actually it's peni

(1:45:57am)ksblue594:but ur certainly not counting

(1:45:57am)GregHuffman:How would you know? you never said it

(1:46:07am)ksblue594:bc i know waht i say

(1:46:15am)GregHuffman:So you said italian peni?

(1:46:25am)ksblue594:no i sai di liked italian food

(1:46:57am)ksblue594:so u can take u somehwere else

(1:47:04am)GregHuffman:What kinda italian food?

(1:47:33am)GregHuffman:actually you did say you liked penis

(1:47:38am)GregHuffman:when I asked you if you were a lesbian

(1:47:42am)ksblue594:yes i did say i liked penis

(1:47:49am)GregHuffman:but not italians?

(1:47:57am)GregHuffman:So you hate italian people you racist?

(1:48:13am)ksblue594:its not about heritage its about how i'm treated

(1:48:28am)ksblue594:and i wouild never meet u from the convo right now

(1:49:02am)GregHuffman:Yeah I know, because I told you im italian

(1:49:05am)GregHuffman:and you hate italians

(1:49:26am)ksblue594:no i dont. bc ur acting stupid

(1:49:35am)GregHuffman:So all Italians are stupid now?

(1:50:19am)ksblue594:wow slippery slope... did that hurt?

(1:50:57am)ksblue594:r we gonna go at this ad nauseum or r u gonna b for real?

(1:51:25am)GregHuffman:its not even winter, how can i be slippery? Anyway, if you report me for sexual harassment, ill tell okcupid that youre a racist, and they wll erase your account and replace it with italian dicks

(1:51:38am)GregHuffman:Thats a spicy nutta sack bitch

(1:53:03am)ksblue594:name calling

(1:53:18am)ksblue594:slippery slope is a term used for one thing leading to another

(1:53:19am)GregHuffman:you called me a retarded italian, isnt it fair? ad hominem is fair play

(1:53:24am)ksblue594:no its not

(1:53:33am)ksblue594:i sai du were acting stupid

(1:53:38am)ksblue594:u took it whereu wanted

(1:53:46am)ksblue594:i'm not responsible for ur interpretation

(1:54:08am)ksblue594:i said it as i meant it

(1:54:29am)GregHuffman:So you meant that you hate italian penises? becausey ou said you loved penises, just not italian ones

(1:54:41am)ksblue594:no u said that

(1:54:56am)ksblue594:i sai di liked penis. end of story

(1:55:01am)GregHuffman:no i didnt, i love italians penises

(1:55:01am)ksblue594:u took it whereu wanted

(1:55:12am)GregHuffman:Okay, so do you love my italian penis?

(1:55:41am)ksblue594:i dont like u at all bc this attitude is not working for me.. making everything an argument is not cute

(1:56:03am)GregHuffman:Are italian penises cute or not?

(1:56:23am)ksblue594:actually for all intensive purposes idk never seen one

(1:56:31am)ksblue594:no i dont wanna see urs

(1:57:04am)GregHuffman:So, because youve never seen an italian penis, you think they are horrible? why dont you wanna see my italian penis if you love it so much?

(1:57:23am)ksblue594:ok i've had enough i'm blocking u

(1:57:30am)GregHuffman:Why?

(1:57:40am)GregHuffman:Im telling Sam youre a racist

(1:57:44am)ksblue594:bc u wont let this go

(1:57:49am)ksblue594:idc

(1:57:57am)GregHuffman:I wish you wouldnt let go... of my italian penis

(1:58:10am)ksblue594:u dont even know my name...

(1:58:25am)GregHuffman:You dont know my name either

(1:58:37am)ksblue594:tell me y would u address someone this way and expect hem to liek u or even want to meet u or further more talk w/ u?

(1:59:25am)GregHuffman:Well, I just expect a little open mindedness is all, just a little bit of willingless to not hate me because my penis is italian, but whatever.. im an idealist and i live in an imperfect world

(1:59:39am)ksblue594:but u came up w/ that idea

(1:59:44am)ksblue594:i didnt say anything liek that

(1:59:56am)GregHuffman:No, you mentioned penises and italian first

(2:00:17am)ksblue594:i said i liked italian food and when u asked if i was lesbian i said i like penis

(2:00:28am)ksblue594:2 separate sentences

(2:00:33am)ksblue594:that u drove into 1

(2:00:38am)GregHuffman:So you will put italian pizza in your mouth but not italian penises?

(2:00:53am)ksblue594:what is ur deal?

(2:01:12am)GregHuffman:$5 for half a footlong, italian style only

(2:01:17am)GregHuffman:is that a good deal or what?

(2:01:24am)ksblue594:ok blocking

(2:01:28am)GregHuffman:wow...

(2:01:35am)ksblue594:and i cant eat bread i'm allergic

(2:01:38am)GregHuffman:so if i offered more choices other than italian you wouldnt block me would you?

(2:01:48am)GregHuffman:thats ok, ill take the bread off my dick when it goes in your mouth

(2:02:01am)ksblue594:y r u being this way?

(2:02:15am)GregHuffman:because im proud to be italian, I love super mario brothers

(2:02:28am)ksblue594:ok theri s nothing wrong w/ being italian

(2:02:32am)ksblue594:for 5k time

(2:02:46am)GregHuffman:so you love italian penises or not?

(2:03:03am)ksblue594:the bottom line is i like a guy who treats me right an du r not it

(2:03:22am)GregHuffman:What, my deal doesnt treat you right? you think $5 is too expensive?

(2:03:33am)GregHuffman:listen, i could lower the price... 3.99 aye whatcha say mamma mia

(2:03:53am)ksblue594:i say that sounds like sex for money...

(2:04:11am)ksblue594:since its really ur penis as u say

(2:04:31am)GregHuffman:Alright fine, fine... if you wanna be a freeloader, ill give you my penis for free

(2:04:34am)GregHuffman:is that fair?

(2:04:37am)ksblue594:no

(2:04:42am)GregHuffman:Want some obamacare with that dick too?

(2:04:48am)ksblue594:never

(2:04:58am)ksblue594:i want obama to go away

(2:05:08am)GregHuffman:So now you hate black people and italians, wow

(2:05:13am)ksblue594:what a coincidence like i want u to go away

(2:05:19am)ksblue594:no i dont

(2:05:26am)GregHuffman:We wont go back to italy no matter what you say

(2:05:31am)GregHuffman:we are americans now

FINAL MESSAGE FROM ITALIAN PENIS HATER:BTW u have been blocked bc u cant get the facts straight!