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Issue No. 46 March 2019
Editor: John Salter
Mark Paxton, our 2019 Captain reports on his first few months in office.
Firstly, many thanks to you all for electing me as Captain for this year. When I
originally asked Dave Thorne if I could help out in any way after he took over
from Graham earlier last year, I certainly wasn’t expecting to be Vice-Captain and
now Captain. The very good news about Graham is that he is back playing and
completed 16 holes recently.
Dave Thorne had a great year, under his captaincy. We won 11 club matches, lost
6 and won The Bedford Cup. Dave also reduced his handicap from 17 to 13 and
had a hole in one – not an easy act to follow. Thanks must also go to Tony
Mackay for volunteering to be my Vice-Captain. I’m sure we will all enjoy his
involvement. The committee and other volunteers are the real strength of the Seniors’ section and give up a
considerable amount of their time to help make our events and our total golfing experience so enjoyable.
The Section has grown considerably in recent months. Last year the maximum number of golfers we had
for any event was 51; this year we have already had 58 and 56 which is quite amazing on cold and frosty
Winter mornings. The fact that we could have up to 70 in the Summer has been recognised by the Club,
who have given us additional starting times, with a promise of more if needed.
Our first Club match is against Sharnbrook at the end of March and I would like us to have teams of 8 pairs
instead of our usual 6 this year. Virtually all of the Clubs that we play have teams of 8 available and we
have a much larger Seniors’ Section than most. I am hoping that the influx of players from other Clubs, who
have previously played in Club matches, should ensure we have enough players to fill the extra places.
A good start to my year has been winning the Captain v Vice Captain trophy. My grateful thanks for your
generosity, as the event raised £141 for my charity, Macmillan Cancer Support.
One of the events I am hoping to organise for this year is a Senior’s Invitation Day. It would probably be an
afternoon of golf followed by a two course meal and a quiz. There would be a selection of prizes and a
raffle. Members could optionally invite guests who are not members of the Club to attend. The price for
guests would be around £32. There would be no obligation to bring a guest and it is designed to be a
relaxing social event which would also raise money for my charity this year – Macmillan Cancer Support.
Please let me know what you think could be included as part of this event. I understand that the Ladies’
Section run something similar each year with over 100 attendees.
There was an article in one of the newspapers recently that mentioned the NHS, in certain areas of the
country, are experimenting with offering free golf lessons for OAP’s due to the many health benefits that
have been identified, both physical and mental.
Must ask Carl if he will accept NHS prescriptions!!
Features: P1 Captain’s Report P2 Luca Thompson and golf
P3 Jim Duffield’s Profile P5 Competition Winners P6 Seniors’ Captains 1995-2019 P7 Bob Hunt’s Hobby P11 George Holt’s obituary
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My wish is that we all have a very healthy and enjoyable 2019 being involved with the playing and social
side of the Seniors’ group. Please let me know if you have any ideas on how we can improve this
experience in any way, that will be of benefit to all members (handicap adjustments excluded!).
InPutt has moved into new territory, showcasing a 5-handicap lady, who is a member of the Club and has aspirations to be a tour golf professional. 16 year-old Luca Thompson reveals how she intends to fulfil her ambition.
I started playing golf competitively just less than 3 years ago. My first handicap was 36 and I managed to rapidly reduce this. In my first year, I got my handicap down to 20; the next year I decreased it to 13 and this year I got down to a 5 handicap. My biggest achievements so far include representing Pavenham Park Golf Club in the English Bridgestone regional medal twice - qualifying to play in the national final in both years. In the first year, I achieved a 4th place out of 88 players. The second year, I managed to beat 92 golfers to win this regional event and was the
only player to score under par. I also qualified to play in the national finals of the Ping 4-ball competition. My partner Imogen Morton King and I came runners up out of 16,000 entrants. Unfortunately, we lost on countback by 1 shot! Last year I represented my county in a mixed team event in the East Region Schools Championship. The biggest highlight at my home Club was when I beat the course record. I am coached by my dad - Zac Thompson. He is an incredible coach, who has a great passion for teaching and constantly works to improve my swing. He has taught many great players, including Ian Poulter, so he therefore has a great insight into how top players manage their game, physically as well as mentally. I couldn’t ask for a better coach, as he believes in me and is willing to help whenever he can. I practice golf whenever I can every day. Days on which I don’t work, I practice around 7-8 hours; on other days, I try to do at least 4 hours practice. I work on all areas of my game each day. I love to practice and create games in my head and I try to score better each time I practice. My aims for this year are to try to shoot under par as many times as possible and play in lots of competitions, to get good experience and lower my handicap. Once I am regularly shooting under par, I will consider turning professional. I love playing golf, as it is a sport in which you can compete against yourself, as well as against everyone else, regardless of abilities. Furthermore, you are judged by your scores rather than other people judging and scoring you, therefore the responsibility rests entirely on your shoulders. I have met some incredible people during my golfing career. I love my home Club Pavenham Park Golf Club, as the members are so friendly and welcoming and I love the course, as it is peaceful and challenging and it plays differently whenever I play.
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I hope to keep improving my golf, as it is a sport I love so much and I believe that if I practice harder and more than anyone else, some day I will be the best.
In this article, Jim Duffield took time off from his Competitions’ Secretary role to tell
us about his early years in soccer and his subsequent career.
James Edwin Duffield was born in Silloth on the Solway in Cumberland now Cumbria
(God’s Country) on 18th April 1958, the only son of Ted and Sadie
Duffield. But many people said I hope they broke the mould after
meeting me over the years! Dad was posted to Silloth in the 2nd World
War where he met and married my Mum just after the war in 1945. So
it took 13 years of trying before I was born, But then again they say
practice makes perfect!
Dad was posted to Aden in South Yemen in 1962 for two years, where
I started my education, but as school finished due to the 40 degrees
heat at 12.00pm, I spent most afternoons swimming at the Italian Club.
Returning to the UK, Dad was posted to RAF Cardington, where he
managed the gas plant that made all the oxygen for the RAF and where I had an idyllic
childhood playing cricket, golf – in fact, any sport that involved a bat or a ball. But football
was always my first love.
One of the most interesting people I met as I was growing up was Arthur Bell, one of the 6
survivors of the R101 disaster. Talking to him about how he survived the disaster, he said the
crew knew the airship was unlikely to make it the 6,000 miles to India, as they had
overloaded the Airship with too many heavy gifts and they knew the airship did not have
enough lift for the additional weight that was loaded on board. This was proved when it
nose-dived into a hill in Northern France. Arthur said he knew there was going to be a fire
rush though the airship, as the hydrogen bags exploded and sent an inferno through the ship
from nose to tail. Arthur covered himself with water and wet towels and walked through the
flames and off the airship as it landed on the ground and ran away from the disaster which
killed 48 people.
I learned to play golf at the age of 12 on the Silloth beaches, after my uncle George gave me
an old 7 iron and pitching wedge before my parents bought me a half set of clubs for
Christmas after my uncle said I had a half decent swing. I joined Beds and County Golf
Club and Silloth on the Solway Golf Clubs back in 1975 at £5 a year junior membership.
Golf, tennis and cricket continued to be my Summer sports and football my Winter sport. I
played for the Beds and District County football teams before being selected to play for
Eastern England and then England National Association Boys’ Clubs. We were the first
England team to play in Northern Ireland in 1975 since the troubles, which was pretty scary
for 16 year-old-boys staying in a hotel the night before the game in Larne, being guarded by
British Troops with machine guns. I had a decent match but was still surprised to be asked
by a Middlesbrough scout for Northern Ireland to go for a 2 weeks trial to Ayresome Park,
which was Middlesbrough’s home ground and at that time was managed by Jack Charlton.
The Club had players like Graeme Souness and Terry Cooper playing for them. I was
roomed with a young lad whose parents paid for him to travel from Australia, to be on trial at
Middlesbrough for a year, an unknown lad wanting to be a professional footballer called
Craig Johnston. He later followed Souness to Liverpool and developed the Adidas Predator
football boot.
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After 2 trial spells at Middlesbrough I realised I was not good enough or dedicated enough to
make the professional grade and was released and came back to Bedford to play football for
Ampthill Town, Kempston Rovers, Wootton Blue Cross, Potton United and Bedford United,
at that time under an outstanding manager called Charlie Berry, who should have been
England’s next manager. But they went for a younger 72 year old Roy Hodgson! I also
played the 75/76 season at The Bird in Hand FC with an old ex pro Dave Corbett who was
obviously finishing his career when I was starting mine!
One of my earlier claims to fame was when I was picked for the Bedford League to play the
Luton League in a representative game at Luton. Before the game, a cocky Luton reporter
asked our manager if he could talk live on Chiltern radio to one of our players before the
game’ and guess who was the one asked to answer his questions. Yes, you guessed right:
Duffield. His first question to me live on radio in the dressing room with all our players
listening was: “It was 25 years ago when this last fixture was played and the Luton League
won 5-0.” Then, with a cocky grin on his face, he added: “How do you think you will get on
today?” To which I said into the microphone: “If they have the same side we will give them
a bloody good hiding.”….End of interview but lots of laughter in our dressing room and yes,
we won the match 3-1.
After finishing playing football at the ripe old age of 40. I started coaching my son’s team at
Kempston Rovers and then Bedford Town before becoming the Bedfordshire County Under
18’s Manager, a post I held for 5 years before falling out with the Beds FA, which is another
story for a few holes of golf or over a beer.
Managing U18 football is like being Competitions’ Secretary for the PPGC Seniors but at
least I do not have to deal with your parents if you play badly or do not get a game!
So after being rejected by Middlesbrough, I completed my British Telecom apprenticeship
and became a BT and then a GPO engineer, driving around Bedford in my yellow Busby van
fixing peoples’ house and business telephone systems. In 1981 the BT engineers played the
BT telephonists in a game of rounders in Bedford Park, where I met my wife of 36 years,
Karen, and I still say when we go out that it is the most expensive sport I have ever played!
In 1993 we were blessed with our only child Lewis, who is now 26: a tall good-looking lad.
He must take after his mum!
Following the deregulation of telecommunication industry by Maggie Thatcher I saw the
opportunities in the private sector and left BT in 1987 to join Bhs to install and manage their
Network Services and was then promoted to become the Storehouse Networks Manager,
meeting Terence Conran. Thank goodness 5 years later we were outsourced to CSC,
Computer Sciences Corporation, along with my pension, before Phillip Green could get his
bloody hands on it!
CSC is where my working but more importantly my golfing corporate career really took off.
As CSC’s European Networks Manager, I was invited to play in many corporate golfing
events in the UK and Europe, getting the opportunity to play many great courses and meet
and play with the likes of Will Greenwood, Teddy Sheringham, when he was at Millwall,
Frankie Vaughan when he was alive at the Frankie Vaughan classic at Hazelmere Golf Club,
Peter Alliss who can drink more red wine than Charlie Berry at a Dave Fleure BBQ,
Bernhard Hunt, Brian Huggett - our older members may remember them as Ryder Cup
players - Dennis Law, one of my Man U heroes, Dennis Taylor, Geoff Hurst and finally, in
1992 a round with Nick Faldo at the Cisco World Match Play Pro Am at Wentworth with
Fanny. I will bore you with the stories I have from meeting them as I play with you guys for
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hopefully many years to come, God and health willing. I retired from work in September
2012 at the age of 54 and joined PPGC and the Seniors’ Section on my 55th birthday in April
2013. But enough about me: here’s to the next 60 years of fun and laughter in life. Competition Winners 2012-2019
Competition 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018 2019
Shaun O’Reilly Cup
John Economides
Dave Atkins
Ted Woodward
Ted Woodward
Ian Wallace
James Hewlett
Dave Fleure
Aston & Toole Trophy
Dave Thorne
Glyn Lee Jim Duffield Roy Davies
Mike Browne
Robert Ingram
Paul Campion
Summer Salver
Neil Platt
Brian Deacon
Charlie Glover
Frank Williams
Michael Taylor
Dave Stephen-
son
Bob Hunt
Autumn Shield
Peter Metcalf/
John Salter
John Econ- omides/
Nick Yelland
Brian Mackett
Paul Smith
Roy Davies
Charlie Glover
Brian Bolton
Mike Wherrett
Richard Day
David Williams
Charlie Glover Roy Davies
Plate Cup/
10thAnniv’ry Sng Trophy
Tom
Mc Conville
Roy Davies Peter
Broadway
Paul
Smith
Dave
Thorne
Michael
Taylor
Mark Paxton
Singles
Knockout Cup
Frank
Williams
D Attkins Charlie
Glover
Jim
Duffield
Frank
Williams
Jim
Duffield
Mark Jeffery
Three Club
Trophy
Brian
Kirkup
J Barber Jerry
Hawkins
Mike Browne Graham Hill David
Atkins
Tony Keating
Yellow Ball
Team Trophy
B. Bolton
Nanette Taylor J. Ashby
R Burrows
G Holt P Smith T Taylor
P. Broadway
Ian Wallace Robin Mowe Harry Sykes
P Broadway,
J Kavanagh, D Fleure, G Hill
M. Bellamy
D. Williams A. McCann B. Panesar
D. Thorne
D. Fleure B. Panasar
M. Paxton
Bill Panesar
Brian Deacon P. Broadway John
Economides
Captain’s Day Trophy
Peter Julyan
Dave Atkins
Hugh Josty Roy Davies
Brian Mackett
James Hewlett
Peter Sly
Seniors’ Champion
Charlie Berry
Brian Deacon
John Umney Jim Duffield
Roger Burrows
James Hewlett
Jim Duffield
Seniors nett
Champion
Nanette
Taylor
David
Fleure
John Umney Jim
Duffield
John Econ
omides
James
Hewlett
Paul Campion
Brian
Farman Vase
John
Umney Peter Hasler
Charlie
Glover Frank Williams
John Barber
Peter Law
Graham
Hill Terry Woodward
Andrew
McCann Dave Thorne
Robert
Ingram Keith Jaynes
Dave Corbett
Robert Ingram
Summer Merit Division 1
Peter Julyan
Frank Williams
Paul Smith Frank Williams
John Econ omides
Charlie Glover
Dave Thorne
Summer Merit Division 2
Peter Metcalf
Harry Sykes
Brian Mackett
P Broadway/ John Economides -
Mick Bellamy
Peter Baker
Paul Campion
Summer Eclectic Div.1
Dave Thorne
Paul Smith
Summer Eclectic Div. 2
John Barber
Tony Mackay
Pairs Knockout
D. Atkins F. Williams
J Econ omides
N Yelland
Still to be played
D Atlins F Williams
J Duffield M Wherrett
John Econ--
omides David Stephen-
son
Hugh Josty David Williams
Jerry Hawkins
Memorial Trophy
Peter Planterose/
Dave Thorne
C. Berry D. Fleure
Keith Jaynes Peter Baker
Dusty Bin
Trophy
Steve Simms
Division 1 medals:
(April); (May); (June); (July); (August); (September); (October) Division 2 medals:
(April); (May); (June); (July); (August); (September); (October)
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Seniors’ Captains: 1995-2019
Brian Houchin 1995/6 Alistair Kinnon 1997 Bob Aston 1998 Shaun O’Reilly 1999
Michael Thomas 2000
2000 John Parrott 2001
Peter Hasler 2002
2002 Peter Daniel 2003
2003
Brian Farman 2004 Neville Houchin 2005 John Salter 2006 David Davies 2007
Robin Cooper 2008 Michael Taylor 2009 John Ayers 2010 Tony Finch 2011
Roy Davies 2012
Dave Fleure 2013 Frank Williams 2014 Mike Wherrett 2015
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Bob Hunt describes how a hobby can last a Lifetime.
As a youngster I was always sport minded and loved all ball sports and athletics. Golf
did not figure, I am sad to say, until much later. Football, Rugby, Basketball and
Cricket were always close to my spare time activities.
However being born and brought up close to the English
Channel coast in the small village of Rustington in West
Sussex, it was I suppose inevitable, that I would, at some
stage of my life take part in fishing of one sort or another.
My early encounters started at the age of seven when,
during my frequent visits to the seashore I met a family
who came from Kingston in Surrey. They enjoyed visiting
the coast for family days out and the men and eldest sons
could fish for three or four hours as the tide came in. It was not long before they
made up a rod for me and allowed me to have a go. The first fish I caught was a Sea
Bass only a couple of pounds but none the less a “catch”. On subsequent trips I
managed to add Grey Mullet and some Sand Dabs to my growing impressive record.
Without the help of the Kingston group I was not anywhere near as successful though.
My next encounter took the form of Trot Line Fishing. This is the art of laying 100 to
150 hooks on short pieces of catgut and attaching them every 18 inches or so to a main
line. This line is then laid at low water on a suitable sandbank so that when the tide
comes in it covers the hooks and then you go home and return some 12 hours later, to
see what the tide will uncover.
Initially my colleague Lance and I were only moderately successful catching the odd
Plaice and Sole in return for our labours. We were tipped off that the tide does not
come onto the beach at 90 degrees but at a slight angle and we should lay the main line
Peter Broadway 2016
Brian Mackett 2017
Graham Hill 2018 to May Dave Thorne 2018 May to Dec. Mark Paxton 2019
The welcoming sight of the calm Littlehampton harbour
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about 15 to 20 degrees off square so that the bait was free to float rather than get
tangled round the main line.
This we did and the results were fantastic. It was often the case that we could catch
up to 30 or 40 fish in a session. Mainly flat fish like Flounders, Plaice and Lemon Sole.
We were suddenly popular with our parents, neighbours and other friends, but far less
so with our teachers at school.
If you can imagine we used to arrive at the beach some two hours before our line
became uncovered to enable us the time to dig in the sand for lug and rag worms to
bait the hooks and it was hard work. Then as the tide receded and exposed our lines
we had to remove the fish and rebait the hooks to catch the next tide. We were
always fighting time, providing the tidal pattern allowed, to arrive at school just as the
bell went. Smelling fishy made us quite unpopular.
That particular activity lasted for some time, well before the beam trawlers that visit
our shores nowadays were heard of. It would be a labour of love today for very little
return.
Once I started work, although the ball sports still took up most of my spare time, I
started a Friday night Fishing Club where some of us work-chums went out from
Littlehampton some 25 to 30 miles in search of big Conger Eels, Cod, Bass, Tope and
Skate. We would leave port around 4.00pm and get back about 12 hours later, totally
knackered but usually successful.
My best night came when I caught a Conger of 42lbs and two of the biggest Crabs I
have ever seen. The Conger took over 20 minutes to get into the
boat, whereupon I undid the wire trace that housed the hook and slid
the beast into hold. Some 3 hours later, as we were steaming back
to Littlehampton, I exposed the fish only to find he was still lively
and ready to bite anything in front of his nose. The skipper advised
we leave him until back in port, where he gutted the thing and cut it
in 6 inch portions.
The skipper told me how to prepare and cook the Conger and I have
to say it tasted as good as any Cod I have eaten.
Sandra had to enlist the help of friends to dress the crab and we shared the spoils
with them.
When we moved to Falmouth in 1977 I continued my exploits with the rod and line and
enjoyed a lot of success on the rocks at the mouth of the Helston River at Mawnan
Smith.
However my most memorable trip was via boat over the Manacle Rocks using a lure to
tempt large Ling. We fished for two hours with nothing and then almost like someone
had told the fish to take the lure we caught loads. Most were over 10lbs and some
much bigger. As the light began to fade, the previously calm water began to get
choppy and the famous Manacle Bell started to ring, warning us to keep clear of rocks.
I could hear that bell in my sleep for weeks afterwards.
Landing my 42lb conger Conger
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Another good day out with the family was to Porthoustock on the Lizard Peninsula where
I could fish off the low lying cliffs and the kids could fish off the safe rocks. We
feathered for Mackerel and usually caught enough to barbecue to take home. When I
got fed up with feathering, I changed the tackle and went for the Wrasse that
inhabited the rocky caverns below. They were a difficult species to catch as they have
“rubbery lips” that prove difficult to penetrate. This area had very deep water and
was used by the staff from RNAS Culdrose for training their divers and pilots for Air
Sea Rescue activities. If you were lucky you could witness the training during your
visit.
It was in Cornwall that I started to course fish in inland lakes
for Carp, Tench, Roach, Pike and similar fresh water species.
My eldest son also started course fishing in Cornwall, a hobby
he has continued with, and today owns kit that runs into many
thousands of pounds.
One of my most memorable trips was to a lake in France some
20 miles from St Malo, where, with my son and brother-in-law,
we fished 24-hour days for 5 days. We caught Carp up to 40
lbs and Pike up to 35 lbs. Why is it that these fish choose to trigger the bite
detectors between 2.00 and 4.00 in the morning, catching us hardy fishermen on the
banks in a tee shirt, underpants and wellington boots? Not a helpful position when you
have been drinking most of the evening!!
Today, I support my efforts on the Golf Course with occasional days fishing at
Biggleswade and a lake near Millbrook. I find it an ideal contrast to golf to spend 6 or
8 hours on a nice sunny day fishing for whatever takes my bait. I have to admit to
being a fine weather fisherman, but I enjoy the relaxation and challenge of trying to
catch a” big un”
So what with my golf, walking our Cockapoo puppy and the odd days fishing, it keeps me
occupied enough to prevent me from going shopping or doing the gardening. Sandra likes
those chores, so I have passed them over to her. She has not said so, but I think she
is grateful.
Extracts from Pavenham Park January 2019 Newsletter
Handicap's / Course Rating:
The R&A and USGA have announced that a new 'World Handicap System' is set to come in to play in 2020. It has been designed to create a more ‘consistent measure of playing ability’. Features of the new system include social
rounds counting towards handicap and an average-based handicap which takes into account your best 8 of the last 20
scores. Flexibility in formats of play, allowing both competitive and recreational rounds to count for handicap purposes ensures that a golfer's handicap is more reflective of potential ability. Furthermore the County have assessed
PPGC giving us a slope rating based on the perceived level of difficulty. Your handicap is then portable from course
to course and country to country based on a calculation between your home course slope rating and the course you are
playing, such that it may increase or decrease your handicap based on the level of difficulty assessed
A dangerous pike’s head
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Course Development Update:
The greenkeeping team have been hard at work further enhancing and improving all areas of the golf course.
Some of the notable changes over the past year include:
- 3rd White Tee levelling and increase in size
- 3rd Approach drainage and path extension
- 4th Yellow Tee extending to Red Tee (in progress)
- 4th Green redevelopment, new back left tier
- 7th Pond clearance
- 7th Green pathway extension
- 10th Tee bank re-turfing
- 11th Tee redevelopment, increase in size
- 14th Yellow Tee new addition
- 14th Bridge redevelopment and drainage
- 14th Greenside bunkers addition
- 18th Yellow Tee redevelopment, increase in size
- Tree works to all trees raising the low branch canopy
- New Hybrid Greensmower purchased. This addition sees the latest technology of a diesel engine combined
with electric reel motors. This reduces 102 potential leak points on the cutting reels associated with other
greensmowers, further protecting our greens
20 Must Know Rules of Golf
1.Drop from knee height (NOT shoulder height)
2. Measure the area to drop in with the longest club in your bag (except a putter)
3. Drop in and play from the relief area
4. When dropping back-on-the-line, your ball cannot be played from nearer the hole than your chosen
reference point
5. Time to search – 3 minutes (NOT 5 minutes)
6. If you accidentally move your ball when searching for it, replace it without penalty
7. No penalty for a double hit – it only counts as one stroke
8. No penalty if your ball hits you or your equipment accidentally after a stroke
9. No penalty if your ball strikes the flagstick when you have chosen to leave it in the hole
10. Spike mark and other shoe damage on the putting green can be repaired
11. Ball accidentally moved on putting green – no penalty and replace
12. Ball marked, lifted and replaced on putting green is moved by wind to another position – replace ball on
the original spot
13. Penalty areas replace water hazards, and you can move loose impediments, ground your club and take
practice swings in penalty areas without penalty, just as you can on the fairway or in the rough
14. You can’t take relief from a penalty area unless you are at least 95% certain your ball is in the penalty
area
15. In bunkers you can move loose impediments
16. In bunkers you cannot touch the sand with your club in the area right in front of or right behind your
ball, during your backswing or in taking practice swings
17. Free relief is allowed if your ball is embedded on the fairway or in the rough (but “embedded” means
that part of your ball is below the level of the ground)
18. Unplayable ball in bunker – extra option to drop outside the bunker for 2 penalty strokes
19. You cannot have your caddie or your partner standing behind you once you begin taking your stance
20. Pace of Play - it is recommended that you take no longer than 40 seconds to make a stroke (and usually
you should be able to play more quickly than that) and Ready Golf in stroke play is encouraged
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Graham Follett writes:
Having read the Nov. 2018 edition of InPutt - and thanks for my profile - I was interested to read the short article about Mickelson, entitled "Talk about sour
grapes!". He said in it:
"I’m going to play courses that I can play and make a lot of birdies – the golf I like to
play.”
So here is my "Response from a high Handicapper."
Typical spoilt brat American!
That's what I would like, Phil. But if it means playing on pristine grass mowed to an exact 1/16 inch (they don't use metric in US) limits, then where's the fun in that?
No. It's much more fun to hack your way out of 18
inch (45cm) grass that's been knotted by the wind
into a bird’s nest, finally losing the plot and slamming your club into the ground, when the ball at last jumps
forward two yards (180 cm) onto the edge of the
fairway. After which, in "high dudgeon" (wherever
that is) you sock the ball under the lip of a greenside
bunker and take 3 to get out of it. Then you eventually lip out from 12 (30 cm) inches for a blob.
If you can do that and still come back the next week
or more, you’re British, through and through!
“Fancy a round with me, Phil?”
.......and Phil is not the only tetchy, top-flight golfer.
According to a piece in a national newspaper entitled “Garcia the brat
shames golf” we read that Sergio is continuing a history of bad behaviour.
After frequent rows with officials and spitting into a championship cup, he
now damages several greens during the Saudi International tournament.
Such a talented golfer: but what a temperament!
George Holt, who died on 5th January, 2019
The celebration of George’s life took place in the function room upstairs at the
Pavenham Park Golf Club. George died of cancer and made it quite clear that he
did not want a traditional funeral, but an occasion, where those attending were not
sad and wearing black. Most of the family said a few words and painted a
glowing picture of a wonderful, loving and rounded father.
George had five children by his first wife Margaret, who flew over from North
Carolina, USA, and one, Holly by his second wife Lesley. They were hoping to
celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary together later this year. But it was not to
be. There are 16 grandchildren.
George had an amazing knack of picking up hobbies, one was classical music –
he loved opera – and another was amateur dramatics, which enabled him to
indulge his considerable acting talent, and then there was photography, which included a dark room, which
masqueraded as a downstairs toilet.
He was an avid Spurs supporter, even though he grew up in London near the old Arsenal Highbury stadium.
Supporting Spurs was a family tradition which he passed onto two of his sons. But his most enjoyable
hobby was the frustrating game of golf and he loved playing at Pavenham and spoke warmly of his many
friends at the Club.
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Dave Atkins walzed to victory in the Individual Walz competition on 15th November.
He received 83 points, but some friends who have seen him on the dance floor said he
would normally be lucky to receive “nul points.” Mike Wherrett, on the other hand,
who came second, can demonstrate some fancy footwork, when doing the walz, but it
obviously did him no favours on this occasion. He only received 79 points from the
judges.
Watch next year’s “Strictly come Dancing”.
Let’s finish with a smile or two.
Ed and Margaret met on a singles cruise and got on like a house on fire. It was obvious that by the end of
the voyage they were smitten with each other and both were wondering whether the affair should continue.
Ed plucked up courage to broach the subject and said: “I’d very much like to continue our relationship but
perhaps I should put my cards on the table and warn you that I’m a total golf nut. I play golf; I read about
golf; I watch golf on TV – in short, I eat, sleep and breathe golf. Say now if you think that’s going to be a
problem.
Margaret responded: “That won’t be a problem, Ed, and since we are being totally honest with each other,
you need to know that for about the last 5 years, I’ve been a hooker.
“I see,” said Ed thoughtfully, then added: “Have you tried keeping your wrists straight when you hit the
ball?”
A man and his wife walked into a dentist’s office. The man said to the dentist: “I’m in one hell of a hurry!
I have two mates sitting in my car waiting for us to play golf. So forget about the anaesthetic and just pull
the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10am tee time and it’s 9.30 already. I don’t have time to wait for
the anaesthetic to work!”
The dentist thought to himself: “This is surely a very brave man, asking to have his tooth pulled without
using anything to kill the pain,” so he enquired: “Which tooth is it, sir?”
The man turned to his wife and said: “Open your mouth darling and show him”.
An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st
passenger said, "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best Football player in the world. Juventus and my millions of
fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger,
Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly-elected U.S. President, and I am the smartest President in American
history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd
passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy: "My son, I am old and don't have
many years left. You have more years ahead, so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The little boy said: "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest
President took my schoolbag,”😂
The wife was screaming at her Husband: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered. As he was walking out the door she yelled, "And .. I hope you die a slow and painful death!" He turned around and replied: "So now you want me to stay?"
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