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III« < ILfli ¿J1'"' ' - i/ V ^ rr---- jpJtoSEÉK WATCHMAN, Established April, 1850. íMateá Are. 2. 1881.1 "Be Just and Fear not-Let all the Ends thou Airas't at. be thy Country's, thy God's, and Truth's.' THE TRUE SOUTHRON, Established June, 1866. SUMTER, S. C., TUESDAY, MARCH 20, 1883. New Series-Vol. U. No. 32. aaa? Ärataro» Publishing SUMTER, S. C. Miar* per annum-in ad raneo. ^?'^*VV»míi. *BÄ air «t. ,aiatimiertkHi... .«..». ».-.....SI 06 *" 'SO far three moa As, or loafer will redaced tutti. which subset fe private _ Iforasadnrttseinents. ead triboiee of respect will be Mi »otice» ofdeaths pub- ¡ work or coatracta (or adrectisin« ¿r^píy at G. Battue» Manager. to Botf« "Baren.' J. a. luxrnr, a. o, ereaîng^- fi . faioüj g'eamíng the window of my nm, offt^îHow, ofwet-pjagwiaow, gloom. îmaxatleeoeed f ea¿tbe air «row od, . »J bed; w üb-aoft, tew cooing, tteaooibewitfe wooing, nigh. ;. lead dreaming* ; ^eaisji* ruf! front «bore, wjba tbriH of wonder, fax tog £ ^^4nMAded i ".Who are jon T fe ^Éâj&'it» saowy robe of brightness,, M ^amreéeV' be said, from Aide«, dS^e-it&Mbeo her-f«ce shalt PT ; ^feñrtfc^tfcerldwi OM fe Bring, : ker tboegbts to thet î* giving, * Oa a bright and distant aht>re ; Awd t wt, her carrier-dova, 'vV&jftimMfe (roa thy lore, < Wae Jrtata* Jofeteinwa, ^ Am>yfWimw»extíteoV »ataed, 2nd excited, . >w/3ird addressing, wiA farrer! Toke ioquir mg, vat moat desiring, to am expreasice, weald act my {nattes tut- lae tarneit is »j breast, that my meide« * Webed für me oa thai shore- ' W*oaM WmSaoJbseruaMwo, ^ Vaaiâ í spoke wiib greater terror, Z\ tae átasete rf artet Joter, r^aaf saw own departed HewT ». y à» bird of wbimnms Bwaaâag, í .Waöt my eager «feewere glistening, . .f4r the eos »er ba shook* girt : TO» tee,~0 thoa earner oort, Of my afceeot, chensbed loee, ^Waoasiaatw jadar**/yore: Qf sae blessed lead immortal, ¿: >^oiaf tbnwgbtb« golden door? Peet abe more tn iight «nd splendor, fia tim graces aft attend ber, Om that mir and distant shorer' Weté» and tone? ead looks reveai i og AB my depths of inward feeling, v Mered, aJected bj my plead j ag. And my xioos qaestîea heed i ng. Toas the dora, mj tool discerning, Aasw>f Aa3f. these words ret uro i og ; «1« the distant fields of Aiden, Qa a bright, Elysian shore, dweUt a mir «ed lovely maiden, Anè her UMBI isR inwt; f1Bd tbt lowers abont Be? blooming 'IBd tba odors »weet, perfuming AH tb*balmy ak aron od Sbe, «rrared io robes of whiteness, Walkte* eaget io ber brightness, With a wreath immortal crowned Tbeti toe bird, bi» wings Hofolding, Left ma, I my beholding XSIed with transport «od deligh ; ; Witbeseft, sonorous coo ; 3ftio>f>iddiqg am edita, Taroofb tba opea window flew Oat jeto the gloomy night. Bat the bright, enchanting vision Of the distant fields of Elysian, Aad mj cberiahtd Elinore, A# a feb ead lore!jr matteo, Dwettiag io tba Und of Aideo, * It my light forever more. Tatra shall I, my !~redooe greeting, ?tear Arter*, early meeting, <fo tbato^nt radiant »bore, *- *y.,&alfo joy ced gladness, emf parting, pain «nd sadness. Cllta agaia my Eli nore, Caliber mine forevermore 1 A Worth Carolina Bonanza Sing. Sortit Carolina oas a booaosa king js7* MWila bis wealth bj thc hundreds of taeasaeds. Toe Iocky mas U John 3ar»te of Monroe Coeoty. A few . weeba «go bis earthly possessions coa- aiatod of l»alf a doseo half atarved coon ¡digi mi * twrorj-oeo aera lot of bar- f ra» la*tdi» Monroe Ooontj. About a r fortnight ago Bar&ee dsaoorered gold on èta fra. He prodentl? kept the j aoerat fte ateseeif, aad mored tbe pre- f ajoam aaaftal aa boat be contd. He ob- taiwed mete toan 100 poecds of golJ, Ja^ ííjoaad of a portion of bte laud foe |i4Ä,000f reaoTviog a ? »rge ibare for btmeelT Bernes ¡a DOW considered Kfeinest maa ia E&stcrn North fe Barnes ia preparing to build ?eJf ft baadsoffle residence s «aaeefroa wbere be diseorered ^mW^^d^Zo^^* wbieh ^;^^w<iT» are to kindly That Bad Boy Is Choked* with Emotion-His Pa Gets to be an Inventor-An Early Breakfast. 'Ha! ba! Now I have got yon," said the grocery man to the bad boy, the other morning, as he came in and jumped upon the counter and tied the end of a ball of twine to the tail of a dog, and 'sicked' the dog on another dog that was following a passing sleigh, causing the twine to pay ont until the* whole ball was scattered along the block. 'Condemn you, Tve a notion to choke the liver ont of you. ;Wbetied the twine the dog's tait?' The boy cooked up with emption, and tears caine into his eyes, and he said he didn't know anything about the twine or the dog. He said he noticed the dog come in and wag his tail around the twine, bot he supposed the/dog was a friend of the family, and did not disturb bim. 'Every body lays everything that is done to me.' said the boy, as he pot his handker¬ chief tn bia nose, 'and they will be sorry %- it when 1 die. I have a good notion to poison myself by eat¬ ing some of your glucose sugar. .Yes, and you do about everything that is mean. The other day a lady came in and told me to send up to ber bouse some of mj country sau¬ sage, done up in muslin bags, and while she was examining it she no¬ ticed something bard inside the bags, and asked roe what it was, and I opened it, and I hope to die if there wasn't à little brass padlock and a piece of a red morocco dog collar imbeded in the sausage. Kow how do you suppose that got there V and the grocery man looked savage. The boy looked interested, and put on aa expression as though in deep thought, and Ênally said, 'I suppose the fermer that put np the sausage did not strain the dog meat. Sausage meat ought to be strained/ The grocery roan pulled in about half a block of twine, after the dog bad run against a fence and broke it, and told the boy he knew perfectly wei! how the brass pad-lock came in th^ sausage, bot thinking it was safer to have the good will of the boy than the ill will, he offered him a handful of prunes. .No/ says the boy, 'I have sworn offon mouldy prunes. I am no kinder garten any more. For years I have eaten rotten poaches around this store and everything you couldn't sdi, but I have turned over a new leaf now, and after this nothing is too good for me. Since pa has got to be an inventor, we are going to live high.' 'What's your pa invented ? 1 saw a hearse and three hacks go up on your street the other day, and 1 thought may be you liad killed your pa.' 'Not much. There will be more than three hacks when I kilt pa, aud don't you forget it. Well, sir, pa has struck a fortune, if he can make tlie thing- work. He baa got an idea about coal stoves that will bring him in several milli« n dollars, if he gets a royalty of five dollars on every coa' stove in the world. His idea is to have a coal stove on castors with the pipe made to telescope out and in, and rubber bose lor one joint, so you can pull the stove all around the room and warm any particular place. Well, sir, to bear pa tell about it you would think it would revolutionize the country, and may be it will when he gets it perfected, but be came near buming the house np, and scared us all half to death this morning, aud burned his shirt off ; he is ail covered with cotton with sweet oil on. and be smells like salad dressing. You see pa bad a pipe made and some castors put on our coal stove, and he tied a rope to the hearth of the stove, and had ma put in some kindling wood aud coal last night, so he could draw the stove-up to the bed and light the fire without getting 'up. Ma told him he would put his foot in it, and he told her to dry op, and let ii im run the stove business. Ile said it took a man with brain to run a patent right, and ma she pulled the clothes over her head and let pa do the fire j act. She had been building the fires for twenty years, and thought she would let pa see how good it was. Well pa pulled the stove to the Led, and touched off the kindling wood. 1 guess maybe I got a bunch of kind¬ ling wood that the hired giri had put kerosene on, cause it blazed up awful and smoked, and the blaze bursted out the doors and windows of the j stove, and pa yelled fire, and I jumped out of bed and rushed in and he was ! the scartest man you ever see, and ' you'd dide to see bow he kicked ! when 1 threw a pail of water on his legs and put his shirt out. Ma did ! not get burned, but «he was pretty j ( wet and she told pa she would pay j $5 loyalty on the * love and taKe the ¡ castors off and let it remain stationary. I Pa says he will make it .work if he j burns the house down. 1 think it was real mean in pa to get mad at me be- cause I threw cold water ou him in- j stead of warm water to put his shirt j out. If I bad waited till I could heat j water to the right temperature I would have been au orphan and pa would have been a burnt offering. But some men always kick at every- : thing. Pa bas given up business en- ¡ tirely and says he shall devote the j remainder of bis life curing himself of ! the different troubles I get him into. He has retained a doctor by the year, and he buys liniment by the gallon.' j 'What about your folks getting up : in the night to eat ? The hired girl waa over here after some soap the other morning, and she said she was j going to leave your house. 'Well, that was a picnic. Pa said j he wanted breakfast earlier than we bad been having it, and he said I might see to it that the house was awake early enough. The other night I awoke with the awfulest pain you overheard of. It was that night when you give me and my chum the bottle of pickled oysters that had be¬ gun to work. Well I conldn't sleep, and I thought I would call the hired girls, and they got up and got break- last to going, and then I rapped on ma'a door and told tb*m thal breakfast was getting cold, and they got up and came down. We eat breakfast by gaslight, and pa yawned and said it made a man ¿feel good to get ready for work before daylight, the way he used-to do on the farm, and ma she yawned and agreed with pa, cause she has to, or hare a row. After breakfast we sat around an hour, and pa said it was a long time getting daylight, and biraeby pa. looked at his watch. When he be¬ gun to pull out his watch I lit out and hid in the store room, and pretty soon I heard pa and ma come np stairs and go to bed, and then the hired girls, they went to bed, and when it was ail still and the pain bad stopped inside of roy. clothes, I went to bed, and I looked to see what time it was and it was two o'clock in the morning. We got dinner at eight o'clock in the morning, and pa said he guessed he would call up the honse after this, so I have lost another job, and it was all on account of those pickled oysters you gave me. My chum says he*bad the eolic, too, but he didn't call up his folks, lt was all he could áo to get np hisself. Why don't you sometimes give away something that is not spiled V The grocery man said he guessed he knew what to give away, and the boy went out and hung up a sign in front of the grocery, that he had made on wrapping paper with red chalk, which read: 'Rotten eggs, good enough for custard pies, for 18 cents a dozen/' -^- Marriage With a Deceased Wife's Sister. Governor Thompson has received the following communication from the Earl of Dalhousie, a member of the English House of Lords : LONDON, February 15th, 1883. Tous EXCELLENCY : In the last ses¬ sion of the Parliament ofGreat Britain and Ireland, a bill for legalizing marriage with a deceased wife's sis¬ ter was defeated in the House of Lords by a majority of 132 to 128. If I am rightly informed, these mar« riages have now for roany years been legal in every part of tbe United States of America, ' and you have therefore bad ample experience of their effect on social and domestic life, and can say from practical knowl¬ edge whether morality bas suffered from the fact that ia the State of South Carolina marriage with a de ceased wife's sister is pennitied by law. The opponents of the legalization of marriage with a deceased wife's sister in the United Kingdom are fond of referring to America as illustrating j in a marked degree the baneful evils which it is alleged must follow if these j marriages are recognized as legal. In order to give your Excellency an example of the statements that are j made, I enclose a letter quoted in an article which bas recently appealed in one of our leading periodicals, 'Tbe Church Quarterly Review.' which is being extensively circulated. I am anxious to ascertain whether such assertions as those contained in this letter are gene/ally supported by facts, or whether the writer has drawn his startling inferences from an isolated case. May I ask that your Excellency will kindly honor me with such in¬ formation as you can conveniently give as to how the law which permits marriage with a deceased wife's sister has worked in the State of South Carolina. My reason for making this request is, that I hope to introduce into the Houne of Lords ' again this year a bill similar to the one which so nearly became law during the last session of Parliament, and am natu¬ rally concerned t^> have all the knowl¬ edge of the practical working in America of a law similar to the one which I am anxious to pnrsuade the Legislature to adopt in this country I trust, therefore, your Excellency will forgive me for troubling you in the matter. I have the honor to be, your Ex¬ cellency, very faithfully and obedient¬ ly yours. DALHOUSIE. To HU Excellency the Governor of the Stale of South Carolina. The following is the extract referred to in the above letter: 'It is evidert,' writes an American clergyman, 'to those of us who are old enough to remember the state of things previous to these innovations, that a change for the worse has been brought about. I can well recollect when ladies in the lifetimes of their husbands used to- feel as if their brothers-in-law were their own brothers, and to treat them accord¬ ingly, in all the unreserve of domes¬ tic intercourse ; wheu a brother-in- law, after au absence, would kiss his brother's wife in all purity as his own sister, and she would confide in him I without a thought ol evil or a feeling I of embarrassment ; and when, too, in j case of a wife dying, lier sister would remain in charge of her family or would remove to the bereaved home to live with the widower and take ! care of his children as a thing of! course, without a whisper of slander ! or any occasion for it ; when the ch il-1 dren, too, knowing that their aunt j could never be in any nearer relation | to them, loved and reverenced ber, and confided in ber, and yielded rea- ! diiy a most wholesome influence to j her. 'But since such increased nearness of connexion has been deemed not imptoper and even desirable, there bas grown up in families a percepti¬ ble and pain fal constraint ; the chil¬ dren learning to look with apprehem sion on their mother's sisters and the wives becoming jealous of their in¬ fluence with their husbands, while j familiarities which formerly were thought to be, and really were, inno- ! cent, have come to possess a con¬ sciousness of evil tendency which itself is of the natnre of sin. 'I know of a wife whose health was gradually declining, a woman of the world, with a husband as worldly as herself, and in their honse was a young and attractive sister of hers, between whom and her hoaband there had grown up gradually a degree of affectionate intercourse, which in the days of the wife's health had been thought ocly natural. But as her end drew near, it became on his part more pointed and drew to it her at¬ tention so agonizingly that it became the one engrossing feeling of her soul for the last few weeks of her life, ex¬ citing in her an undisguised dread of what she foresaw would, as it did, take place, and so absorbed her as to shut out all thought of religion, and make her miserable to her very death.' mm . » ? mm Swindled by Bunko Men. A Confiding Ex-Confederate General Loses Eighteen Hundred Dollars'. A wealthy ex-Confederate General, who has been stopping in this city for the past few days, was on Thurs¬ day swindled by bunko men out of one thousand eight hundred and seventy dollars. The victim is a roan ot varied experience, who has traveled considerably and who considers him¬ self well posted on things in general. About 10 o'clock in the morning he started for a stroll up town. Ile walked a considerable distance, when he grew tired and halted a passing hack. The driver dropped his fare by mistake at the corner of Fourteenth street and Broadway, and the passen¬ ger, who desired to go still further, was about to re-enter the vehicle when a well dressed, gentlemanly looking young man approached, and exclaimed : 'Why, General, I'm delighted to see you I' The general looked in amazement at the young man, but politely ac¬ cepted the proffered hand of the stranger. .Really,' said the General, 'you have the advantage of me.' 'Why, you don't know me ? Well, you know my uncle,' and the young man named-a prominent banker doing business in the city from which the General hailed. 'I know your uncle well,' said the General. They then conversed on different matters. The young man seemed to be thoroughly posted about the general's affairs. Suddenly he happened to think of some elegant pictures which he bad purchased while in Paris, and which certainly must have arrived by this time. A friend of his around the corner was to look after them for him, and if the General would* only trouble himself by coming a little out of his way to see them he could acquaint the young man's uncle of the pur¬ chase upon his return South. The General consented to go with his newly discovered friend, and was led into a place about fifty feet off Broadway. The person they called on was very sony, but the pictures had not arrived ; it was owing to the young gentleman's own negligence, he said. 'But you need not feel entirely dis¬ appointed,' added the genial store¬ keeper; 'I have good ne ws for you.' 'How is that?' asked the polite young man. 'Why, that ticket you bought when you were here last has drawn a prize of $500. The usual game was then played on the unsuspecting stranger, who first lost his cash, amounting to two hundred and seventy dollars, and then a check for one thousand six hundred dollars. Even then he had not the sligbest idea that he was the dupe of his young friend. As the pair stepped into the street the young roan cau¬ tioned the General not to mention the circumstance of their lons to bis uncle. If the affair was made known, be said, it would ruin his reputation. The General promised to keep si¬ lent and they separated. Several hours afterward he began to think the whole matter over, and the more he thought the more he became con¬ vinced that he was the victim of a party of confidence men. Ile made the fact known to a friend and was advised to acquaint the police with the whole proceedings, This he did, and Inspector Byrnes sent out a eou- pie of detectives to investigate the case and capture the swindlers. It is understood the raen were found and compelled to disgorge.-New York Herald. Thad Stephens' Hair. John L. Thomas, ex-Congreasman and now Collector of the Port of Balti¬ more, tells ibis good story about the great commoner of Pennsylvania: When I was in Co og rea a I used to be a frequenter of the rocoi of old Thad Ste¬ vens. One day, while talking togeth¬ er, a visitor entered unexpectedly. She was a tall, raw-boned woman, with ox-bow spectacles on the bridge of her nose, and a bulky green gigham um¬ brella She handed Mr. Stevens a card with the words : 'Abigail Meec- hum, Kennebunkport, Me.' and said: 'Do I have the honor of beholding the HOD. Thad Stevens, of Pennsyl¬ vania V Somewhat embarrassed, Mr. Stevens acknowledged his identity and asked his visitor to bc seated. 'Thank you, no*' was the reply, 'but I wish to say, sir, that in my quiet home down East I have heard of your glorious efforts in behalf of the emancipated slave, of your heroic treat¬ ment of the Southern question, and of undying hostility to the enemies of my country, and I bare travelled hither, sir, to ask the privilege of shaking your haud.' She fbook it. 'Now, sir, I have one moro favor to ask. It is a souvenir for this interview -I wish to take borne with mc if I may be so bold as to ask it, a lock of the great commoner's hair.' Old Thad was for a moment more embarrassed than I ever flaw him be- fore ; ; lieu be smiled faintly ; he put hip ti md to bis scalp-lock and, lifting bis brown wig bodily, laid it upon the table leaving his pate as bald as a bil¬ liard ball 'There is every hair on my bead, madam ; make your own choice of a lock.' r ; Need it be added that the Maine woman did it?-Washington Repuhjk- ean. ' j f A Perfidious Lover. Abandoning a Young Woman at thc Moment of Her Wedding. From the Philadelphia Press. To-day (Monday) the doors of the Pennsylvania State Lunatic Asylum will open to admit a young lady whose intellect has been dethroned by the perfidity of a recreant bride¬ groom. The name of the demented i girl is Anna Peterson, a member of| one of the most prominent families of Harbor Creek, near Erie. Miss Peter¬ son is 19 years old, and has been most liberally endowed by nature with a handsome form and sweet disposition. About year ago a young man named P. Duilea paid her marked attentions, and in due time she promised to wed him. Bullea is possessed of con¬ siderable property, and the match was generally considered a most hap¬ py one. The 17th of March was set for the wedding day and many friends and relatives were invited to be present at the ceremony. The bridegroom was very zealous in making the prepa¬ rations and left nothing undone which would give eclat to the affair. The eventful day arrived at last and Anna Peterson arrayed herself in her bridal robes. The morning trains brought many friends, who assembled in the handsomely decorated Peterson par¬ lors aa the hour drew nigh. The marriage was to be solemnized at noon. At ten minutes of twelve the bridegroom had not arrived. The minister was in waiting to perform the ceremony and in au upper room the bride sat among her elegantly attired bridesmaids. Just before noon a stranger rang the bell and, handing the servant a letter addressed to Miss Peterson, hurried away. This excited considerable suspicion, and not without forebodings of evil did Mr. Peterson deliver the missive to his daughter. She tore it open hur¬ riedly, glanced over its contents and then, with an agonized shriek, fell in a swoon. The fatal letter was picked up and read to the guests, lt was a curt, heartless epistle : My Dear 3iis$ Peterson : Circum¬ stances over which I have no control compel me to forego the honor of wedding you to-day. This morning 1 was informed of great necessity for my presence elsewhere. At some future time, if all goes well, J may see you, and then, if our feelings for each other are unaltered, our relations can be considered the same as though this little hitch in our arrangements had never happened. Yours truly, P. DULCEA. P. S.-I am going to travel. Restoratives were applied and the deserted bride regained consciousness When she came out of the faint she astonished her friends by quietly re¬ adjusting her wreath of orange flow¬ ers, and, taking the hands of an aged neighbor, addressed him by her false lover's name, and announced herself ready to repeat the words that should make her his wife. Then li flashed en the minds of all those present that the shock had deprived her of her reason. They led ber away, like poor Ophelia, smiling and chatting in an artless way that was heartrending to see and hear. The house of rejoic¬ ing was changed to one of sorrow. During the night Miss Peterson was attacked with violent paroxysms, suc¬ ceeded by periods of insensibility. Her parents are prostrated by the weight of sorrow. Nothing further has been heard from Duilea, and the community is wild with excitement over ins perfidious action. - A Bear Hunter's Peril. Although now over 80 years of agc, '..Tim" Jacobs, a Seneca Indian living on the Cattaraugus Reservation, near this ph.ee, has returned from his annual encampment in the Pennsylvania wil¬ derness, where he has roamed ' very winter for sixty years hunting bear and deer. His favorite story is the oue which gives his experience with a whole family of bears and a three days' snow-storm in the wilds of southern McKeau County twenty-five year? ago. He had been hunting, with very little success, for several days wbeu, near the head waters of Sogar Creek, he came upon sigus of bear. With pro- visions sufficient for himself and dog for two days, he started for a rocky ridge. Along the south side of the ridge a ledge of rocks twenty feet high, and crowned with a gnarled growth of dwarf evergreens extended for nearly a mile. The ledgo was broken into wide seams in places, and in others shelving rocks protruded and formed caverns or cavities that extended back in the ledge from ten to twenty feet. By the time thc Indian and his dog reached this part of the ridge the snow bad fall¬ er, to a great depth, and was still fall¬ ing heavily. The seams in the ledge ! and the mouths of the caverns were j here and there almost closed by the snow. At the mouth of one of these, however, Jacobs discovered the inevi¬ table indication that a bear had sought refuge within-the presence ot a small depression io the snow, as if it were being melted from the under side. This the Indian knew was caused by the breath of one or more bears lying inside with their noses toward the opening. Jacobs knew that no bear would make its appearance oa the outside until the storm was over, and the snow was so blinding that he concluded it. would be better to wait until it had I censed falling before making on attack. Jacobs sought the summit of the ledgo, where he made a snug place of shelter for himself and dog by roofing over j with hemlock boughs a larg** crevice between two hu¿re rocks, and closing up the front of tho opening in the same way. Late in the night of the second day the wind commenced blowing a gate, and continued blowing all night and the greater part of the next day. When it ceased Jacobs made up bis mind that the storm had also ceased, and that he must loose DO time in find¬ ing a way out of bis position, for he was shut in by the drift t he depth and extent of which be had no means of knowing. Fortunately, the position of . the rocks around him had confined t drifting snow to the ioelosure tl formed, and Jacobs emerged into I open space beyond after tanneli about forty feet. The wind had SWÍ the snow almost clean from the slope the ridge and in patches from the fi of the ledge. Jacobs had a good vi .of the cave where the bear had tak shelter, and was preparing to go do* smoke the game out, and kill it, wh bc was attracted by the yelping of 1 dog. which had been running abc after merging from the snow tunnel Thc indian hurried to the spot a there discovered a large she bear star ing on her haunches, defending t cubs from the dog. She was furic with rage. Jacobs stepped aroui from behind a clump of dwarf cedí in order to get a better sight of t bear, and in doing so stepped on small stone that was bidden under t snow. The stone turned and the 1 dian fell headlong within ten feet of t infuriated bear. His gun fell from I hand, and before he could recover itt bear sprang toward him. The be paid no aft- ntion to the dog, whi harassed it from behind, but seemed c tennined to make an end of the hunt at once. Jacobs' agility enabled hi to regain his feet however, before tl beast was upon bim and at once begs to retreat, supposing that the be would remain with her cubs and attat the dog. With a fierce cry, boweve and followed by ber cubs, she hasten« on after Jacobs. Owing to the stee ness of the ridge, the Indian did n feel that he could safely engage in hand-to-hand fight with the bear tber so be concluded, if she pressed him, drop to the bottom of ledge, where, the bear leaped after him, he would 1 on good footing, and could bring to h service tatics that had never yet fail« to give bim the victory in fights of ¿imitar kine.. The bear followed hi closely, and as he turned near the ed« of the ledge to let himself down an drop, his right foot caught in under root, and the next instant he was han« ing head downward over the rock: The bear leaped to the ground belov and before the Indian could draw hin self upward or release his foot be sa with dismay that the she bear had bee joined by a huge mate, evidently tl bear Jacobs bad set his watch fe The position of thc hunter apparentl nonplussed the bears for a momeo for they both stood motionless lookin up at him. Then suddenly they bot started toward him. As his hea hung within easy reach of them, th Indian saw at OD cc that it would be tor off in short metre unless he could diset gage himself. By a great effort h drew himself upward by pressing bi hands against the face of the rocki when suddenly the root broke and h fell headlong into the snow beneath His unexpected appearance at their fee seemed to startle the bears, and the both retreated several steps. At tbs moment, also, tbú two cubs appeared a the top of the ledge, with Jacob's do fighting them. Their cries were to« much for their mother to withstand, an she hurried away to join and protec them. By this time thc male had recovera himself, and made a savage rush fo Jacobs. The Indian had also now rc covered his equanimity, and stood will his long ii un ting-knife drawn, waiting the attack of Bruin. The bear graspe« Jacobs with a paw on each shoulder, bn the next second the knife^was buried t the hilt in thc brute's heart, and he fel in the snow and soon died. The bear* clutch on Jacobs' shoulders, however was d- ep and severe, for thc indian car ries tbe scars to this day. The strair on his leg and ankle, as he hung ove the ledge, he had not noticed until aftei the excitement of the fight was over Then be found that he was unable t< walk. The she bear had defeated thc dog, and sought safety for herself and the cubs in flight. The Indian remain¬ ed two days in the dead bear's cave subsisting on ;ts carcass. Then he was able to get about. After recover- ing his gun, he started in pursuit of the she bear and her cubs, and two days afterward had all their skins.-Detroit Free Fress. A Noble Dog: A crowd was seen, one day last sum¬ mer, gathered near a heap of stones iu Ceutral Park. N. Y. A number of policemen stood in front, and on ap¬ proaching, thc attraction was seen to be a drunken mau, lying utterly sense¬ less on the stones. Of course bis pres¬ ence there was an offence against pub¬ lic decorum, and the blue-coated police¬ men found it their duty to remove him. But though there were spectators and cmcers iu plenty, the man could not be removed. He had a friend more re¬ spectable than he ; a friend who stuck closer than a brother, in spite of his degradation and shame. Á noble Newfoundland dog stood over the help¬ less man, looking down into bis face, and suffering no one to approach his unconscious master. He did not like thc looks of thc policemen, and the policemen did uot like the looks of the dog. Twenty feet was about the prop¬ er distance the dog had settled upon, for them, and any man who came near¬ er came at his peril Pails of water were brought and thrown over the faithful animal, but steadfast amid storm and gloom, he only drew closer and closer to his unworthy companion. 'We cannot take the man unless we shoot the the dog,' said one, 'and he is too noble an animal to kill.' 'Which is the brute ?' asked a passer, as at a glance he took in the seen.*. The dog was at bis best, and doing his best, with a more thau human fidelity. The man, at his worst, de¬ graded and disgusting, lay helpless, under tho care of the brute. The policemen left the man in charge of his dumb friend.-Exchange. - . m ? A well-known Presbyterian clergy¬ man from one of the lower Delaware counties, somewhat famous as a wit, '1 wa* approached by a Baptist clergyman with thc question : 'Well, brother, we .*re going to have a new bell for our church. What sort would you recom- mend?' 'There was a twinkle behind the Presbyterian parson's glasses, and he answered promptly : »By all means, ! Itt it be a diving bell.*-Stamford, N. j Y. Mirror. \ UHHaaHIHHHi_HaHHBVMBBH, He Struck Billy Patterson.! Why George W. Tillerion's laughter \ Claims a Reward cf$l,000. The Franklin (N. Y.) Register has discovered who struck Billy Patter- Bon. Mr. Patterson, the fathpr of j Mme. Bonapart, was a wealthy Balti- morcan. Upon one occasion, while ¡ Mr. Patterson was in Franklin look- j i*Ug after his property, a general row occurred among the boys, in which he became involved. In the confu- j sion, indeed, some one struck Mr. ! Patterson a tremendous blow, and this so angered him that he walked I through the crowd, inquiring in sten- torian tones: 'Who struck Billy j Patterson?' Mr. Patterson was a large and powerful man, and, under the circumstances, no one among the fighters appeared desirous of holding himself responsible. The inquiry passed into a by-word and even to this day the inquiry can be heard : 'Who struck Billy Patterson V The origi¬ nal Billy pursued the inquiry with as- j tonishing vigor, but without avail, and | at his death, curiously enough, inserted a clausein his will setting apart $1,COO j to be paid to the person who should j give to his heirs or executor the name ! of the man w: o struck him. The fight in which Billy Patterson was strack occurred in 1783, and it is ! passing strange that just one hundred years after a claim should be put in for the reward. And yet a corres¬ pondent of the Register says that such is the case. A Mrs. Jennie G. Covely, of Athol, New York, daughter of George W. Tillerton, has written to the Ordinary of Franklin County, claiming this legacy of $1,000. She states that she is an invalid, aged and infirm, and in great need of the money. In 1783 her father was a quite young man, and being in great fear ot Mr. Patter¬ son fled the country at once and never heard of the reward or legacy. She says she has often heard her father speak of the fight and the blow he gave Mr. Patterson and the fierce ! anger of the latter. The thumb of j Tillerton's hand was disjointed by the j blow and was so severely injuYeti that it remained a useless member to the j day of his death. As the facts she gives correspond so exactly with the j facts of the case, the correspondent presumes that Mrs. Covely will re¬ ceive the legacy without delay. And he Was. Glad of It Almost every night of his life for j the last twenty-three years a Detroiter has been aroused from his slumbers by a poke in the ribs and a voice whispering: 'John ! John ! do you hear that V On such occasions the conversation has always run in one channel, and about as follows : ' Whazzer want I' 'Don't you hear that noise V .No.' 'Listen ! I tell you some one is raising a window !?' 'Oh! boahV 'For Heaven's sake, John, get np j or we'll be murdered in our beds î Ï j hear some one moving around in the dining-room !' 'Let 'em move !' 'There it is again ! If you don't get up I will, for Pm all in a chill !' There was no peace until John got up and stumbled around the house with a rusty old revolver in his grip. Ile never expected it was anything more than the wind or the frost or the cat, but almost every night brought a repetition. The other night ushered in an en- j tire change of programme. Just be- i fore midnight the wife elbowed his ¡ spine and whispered : 'Mercy on rae ! but I feel a draught of cold air I' 'Nonsense!' growled the sleepy husband. 'And I hear some one walking around !' ?It's the cat !' 'Get out of bed this minute, or I'll yell murder and arouse the neighbor¬ hood !' ¡ John obeyed. Ile felt the cold air \ on his legs as he tramped through ; the upper hall, and when he was half! way down stairs a dark figure skipped ont of the open front door. When he reached the threshold he saw a man running across the street, and he | called out : 'Hello ! there-hold on !' The man halted. 'Come back here, you burglar ! Come back and I'll give you the ruu of the house' I've been waiting for andi expecting you for over twenty years, ¡ and now 1 don't waut to be shook in \ this manner V j 'You go to South America V shout- j ed the man. . 'Well, I'll leave the door or n for you, and you can enter and burglar j around for a whole hour if you want I to and I won'* hit a finger I'm glad j ' you got in-powerful glad, and sorry j, L drove you out before you had loaded « np !' I. Ile left the door open and walked | j up stairs and jumped into bed, bath lu's wife threw up a window and whis- j ] Lied for the f olice and raised such a !, racket that the neighbors w<is aroused \ It was found that the robber had < opened the front door with a false i icy, but had been driven away before j ^ fie had time to secure any plunder. !, .I've just got tired of poking around | ( for burglars when the e are no bur- j, çlars/ exclaimed thewan a* he waved j Lhe crowd out of the hall, 'and ii this < ?hap had only stopped long enough j ¡ io fire at me a couple of times hanged j t fl wouldn't have bought him a new j i overcoat !*- Detroit Free Press. \ A new rival brass band was hired to j May at the funeral of a Connecticut ( leaooo. They were playing a sbw j ( inù solemn dirge at the grave, when ¿ suddenly the trombone mau shot out a !, Mast that started thc hearse horses sad j ] broke up the whola proeession. The É leader, turning opon him fiercely, asked |, 3im what in. the name of all ha places < it once was he doing thai for ? Be aa- ' »wered wita a smile r "Gosh ! I thoogb* j it wa? foote, and it was a boa» fly ? bttfct.j 1 played it all tbs samey^gaLgaa« News and Gossip. Two-thirds of the 19.500 inhabitant* of Jaffa go barefoot the year round, dress like the Philistines of old. and do not yet kuow the decent use of a pock¬ et handkerchief. In paying out §700 in wages io his workmen a manufacturer at Marseilles, 111., privately marked all the bills. Within two weeks §3*2 of it was de¬ posited in thc local bank by saloon keepers. An Ohio pastor had to announce to his congregation that the marriage cere¬ mony announced for that morning was postponed, as the prospective bride¬ groom was iu jail for larceny. Then be preached a sermon from the text, .Thou shalt not steal.-Exchange. Complaints are now made that many newspapers give too much reading mat¬ ter. Or rather too îïrrfact in too nsany words ; too much verbosity and fine print ; foe ranch taxing of the eye to ita atuso?* power of visi to to read wbn: is printed. People are dismayed at the amount put before them in the morning to read. It is predicted that the oewspaper of 1000 will bc smaller than that cf to-day, of larger type, fewer words and more idea and facts to the line. The "lame ducks" of the Republican party, that is, the Senators and mem¬ bers of the House, whose terms have expired, are being tenderly ca»-ed for by President Arthur. Russel Errett gets to be pension agent st Pittsburg, a place of great importance. Paul, a re¬ tainer of M ahooc's, is made a United States judge ia Virginia. Page gets the San Francisco mint, and Roberson a foreign mission. The "lame docks,1' quck, quack, with a great degree of satisfaction. George Davis Williams, 35 years of age, who was committed to the county jail at White Plains a month ago as a tramp, aud Kate Levine«s of White Plains, aged 20 years, who was also recently committed to the jail for dis¬ orderly conduct, fell iu love at first sight, and agreed to marry on their re¬ lease. Hearing this. County Judge S. D. Gifford granted their discharge, and Justice of the Sessions John H. Baxter married them in the presence of a num¬ ber of the county officials. Thirty dol¬ lars was then collected and presented k> the happy couple, who shortly after* ward took a train for New York. The seven teeth body cremated in the Washington (Penn ) furnace is that of Henry Seybert, a wealthy resident of Philadelphia. Mr. Seybert was born in 1801, was without relatives, and his vast estate, amounting to over $1.200,- 000, has been left to charitable and educational institutions. The total number of bequests is seventy-nine, amounting to §1.246,000. the largest of which is $Iito,0C0 to the University of Pennsylvania for the endowment of a chair of mental and moral philosophy, andtheendowment of a ward of chronic diseases. In 1876 Mr. Seybert presen t- ed Philadelphia with an elegant clock and bell, which, which were erected is the steeple of Independence ball at a cost of $20,000. Henceforth a yorong woman in Pat¬ terson's mills, Washington county, will lead a solemn, stately life, free alike from smile or je*t. A week ago sbe was happy io the thought of her mar¬ riage ; now ber life is dark with regret. In a thoughtless moment sbe. permitted aud even encouraged ber younger bro¬ ther to play a joke upon her lover. The young woman and ber lover spent Sunday night in talking of the future and wheu the young mao went to mount his horse he was unmindful of his surroundings. Within two miu- utc>, however, he discovered that hie horse bad been exchanged for a wild and viscious bullock. When the young man picked himself together with both hands and crawled out of a fence corner he found that the yoong woman was laughing at him She will not laugh at him again, because be meets ber only as a stranger. Love may be tram¬ pled upon, but it will not be ridiculed. Cox was sentenced to a month's imprisonment at Rutland, Vt, for stiling alcoholic beverages, but had the alternative of paying a fine in¬ stead at any time within twenty-four hours. Ile refused to pay for his liberty until he found that, as a prison¬ er, he must part with bis beard, which reached to his waist, and had been twenty-five years growing. The Warden said that it was then too late, and ordered the barber to do his duty. Cox was held fast and bis face rough¬ ly shaved, without using any lather or first clipping off thc whiskers with the8cis8or8. Ile caught cold and nearly died, as a consequence of thia treatment. He «»ued for damages and two trials have resulted ;n verdicts of heavy amounts against the War¬ ien ; but each time there was an in¬ formality, and a third jury will hear the case. Twehty-five earptaila all in a row I That is they were onee in a row ; but 30w they are gone-hidden in the stomach of the remorseless terrapin. And, unlike Jonah, never tocóme forth igain. Some time lasi sommer the îarp madness seized opon our ol 1 friend Lawrence Johnson-you all know him rel]-and procuring twenty five small îsh of this fashionable foreign breed, at iontiderable expense, be niaceA theo? n a small natural pond, which he pre- riously cleaned out very cai ef ally, re- noviog ali vulgar fr illies and noxious >ccupants But, aias! e¿. :.n : and :ruel terrapins hld themselves securely md escaped the Day of Jadgo>e» t. As ?old weather came on, thc voling carp, is is the habit with ¿ur Gierman pets,, itock their hcaand haVf their bodies ntothe gentle rottd. i-nd wnr>t into win¬ ier quarters. Bu' tb.:r luckless tail» ¡tuck out in bold relier. And now came ,he terrapins, sec' ing whom khey might levoa?. And forthwith tkey nibbled >ff t^e carps down to their vita) pa; ts. :\nd w: ea the peach bfeoms brew, the- >arps emerged with half their lovely tooles ¿eee. And although they are> »till frisky, Lawrence thinks- there is aot en«ugh of their proportions left tc* *ncourv:e ike hf^r*Q of predation., rherefoie. in constr e^m? e* ^knndinç aut a pond for carp. b>ve» v* K»\ th« TOflKrsefcft* mn^ml-MdgeßeU

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Page 1: Library of Congress · 2017-12-16 · III« < ILfli ¿J1'"' ' jpJtoSEÉK- i/ V rr----WATCHMAN,Established April, 1850. íMateá Are. 2. 1881.1 "BeJust andFear not-Let all the Ends

III« < ILfli¿J1'"' '

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jpJtoSEÉK WATCHMAN, Established April, 1850.

íMateá Are. 2. 1881.1

"Be Just and Fear not-Let all the Ends thou Airas't at. be thy Country's, thy God's, and Truth's.' THE TRUE SOUTHRON, Established June, 1866.

SUMTER, S. C., TUESDAY, MARCH 20, 1883. New Series-Vol. U. No. 32.

aaa? Ärataro» Publishing

SUMTER, S. C.

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that mymeide«

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r^aafsawown departed HewT ».

yà» bird of wbimnms Bwaaâag,í.Waöt my eager «feewere glistening,

. .f4r the eos»er ba shook* girt :

TO» tee,~0 thoa earner oort,Ofmy afceeot, chensbed loee,^Waoasiaatw jadar**/yore:

Qfsae blessed lead immortal,¿: >^oiaf tbnwgbtb« golden door?Peet abe more tn iight «nd splendor,fia tim graces aft attend ber,Om that mir and distant shorer'

Weté» and tone? ead looks reveai iogAB my depths of inward feeling,

v Mered, aJected bj my plead jag.And my a«xioos qaestîea heeding.Toas the dora, mj tool discerning,Aasw>fAa3f. these words returo i og ;

«1« the distant fields of Aiden,Qa a bright, Elysian shore,dweUt amir «ed lovely maiden,Anè her UMBI isRinwt;

f1Bd tbt lowers abont Be? blooming'IBd tba odors »weet, perfumingAH tb*balmy ak aronod

Sbe, «rrared io robes of whiteness,Walkte* eaget io ber brightness,With a wreath immortal crowned

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Witbeseft, sonorous coo ;

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Bat the bright, enchanting visionOfthe distant fields of Elysian,Aad mj cberiahtd Elinore,

A# a feb ead lore!jr matteo,Dwettiag io tba Und of Aideo,

* It my light forevermore.

Tatra shall I, my !~redooe greeting,?tear Arter*, early meeting,<fo tbato^nt radiant »bore,

*- *y.,&alfo joy ced gladness,mÁemfparting, pain «nd sadness.Cllta agaia my Elinore,Caliber mine forevermore 1

A Worth Carolina BonanzaSing.

Sortit Carolina oas a booaosa kingjs7* MWila bis wealth bj thc hundredsoftaeasaeds. Toe Iocky mas U John3ar»te of Monroe Coeoty. A few

. weeba «go bis earthly possessions coa-

aiatod ofl»alf a doseo half atarved coon

¡digi mi * twrorj-oeo aera lot of bar-f ra» la*tdi» Monroe Ooontj. About ar fortnight ago Bar&ee dsaoorered gold onèta fra. He prodentl? kept the

j aoerat fte ateseeif, aad mored tbe pre-f ajoam aaaftal aa boat be contd. He ob-taiwed mete toan 100 poecds of golJ,Ja^ ííjoaad of a portion of bte laudfoe |i4Ä,000f reaoTviog a ? »rge ibarefor btmeelT Bernes ¡a DOW considered

Kfeinest maa ia E&stcrn Northfe Barnes ia preparing to build?eJf ft baadsoffle residence s«aaeefroa wbere be diseorered

^mW^^d^Zo^^* wbieh

^;^^w<iT» are to kindly

That Bad BoyIs Choked* with Emotion-His Pa

Gets to be an Inventor-An EarlyBreakfast.'Ha! ba! Now I have got yon,"

said the grocery man to the bad boy,the other morning, as he came in andjumped upon the counter and tied theend ofa ball of twine to the tail of adog, and 'sicked' the dog on anotherdog that was following a passingsleigh, causing the twine to pay ontuntil the* whole ball was scatteredalong theblock. 'Condemn you, Tvea notion to choke the liver ont ofyou. ;Wbetied the twine thedog's tait?'The boy cooked up with emption,

and tears caine into his eyes, and hesaid he didn't know anything aboutthe twine or the dog. He said henoticed the dog come in and wag histail around the twine, bot he supposedthe/dog was a friend of the family,and did not disturb bim. 'Everybodylays everything that is done to me.'said the boy, as he pot his handker¬chief tn bia nose, 'and they will besorry %- it when 1 die. I have a

good notion to poison myself by eat¬

ing some ofyour glucose sugar..Yes, and you do about everything

that is mean. The other day a ladycame in and told me to send up tober bouse some of mj country sau¬

sage, done up in muslin bags, andwhile she was examining it she no¬

ticed something bard inside the bags,and asked roe what it was, and Iopened it, and I hope to die if therewasn't à little brass padlock and a

piece of a red morocco dog collarimbeded in the sausage. Kow howdo you suppose that got there V andthe grocery man looked savage.The boy looked interested, and put

on aa expression as though in deepthought, and Ênally said, 'I supposethe fermer that put np the sausagedid not strain the dog meat. Sausagemeat ought to be strained/The grocery roan pulled in about

half a block of twine, after the dogbad run against a fence and broke it,and told the boy he knew perfectlywei! how the brass pad-lock came inth^ sausage, bot thinking it was saferto have the good will of the boy thanthe ill will, he offered him a handfulof prunes..No/ says the boy, 'I have sworn

offon mouldy prunes. I am no kindergarten any more. For years I haveeaten rotten poaches around thisstore and everything you couldn'tsdi, but I have turned over a new

leaf now, and after this nothing istoo good for me. Since pa has gotto be an inventor, we are going tolive high.''What's your pa invented ? 1 saw

a hearse and three hacks go up on yourstreet the other day, and 1 thoughtmay be you liad killed your pa.'

'Not much. There will be more

than three hacks when I kilt pa, auddon't you forget it. Well, sir, pahas struck a fortune, if he can maketlie thing- work. He baa got an ideaabout coal stoves that will bring himin several milli« n dollars, if he gets a

royalty of five dollars on every coa'stove in the world. His idea is tohave a coal stove on castors with thepipe made to telescope out and in,and rubber bose lor one joint, so youcan pull the stove all around theroom and warm any particular place.Well, sir, to bear pa tell about it youwould think it would revolutionizethe country, and may be it will whenhe gets it perfected, but be came

near buming the house np, and scaredus all half to death this morning, audburned his shirt off ; he is ail coveredwith cotton with sweet oil on. and besmells like salad dressing. You see

pa bad a pipe made and some castorsput on our coal stove, and he tied a

rope to the hearth ofthe stove, andhad ma put in some kindling woodaud coal last night, so he could drawthe stove-up to the bed and light thefire without getting 'up. Ma toldhim he would put his foot in it, andhe told her to dry op, and let iiim run

the stove business. Ile said it tooka man with brain to run a patentright, and ma she pulled the clothesover her head and let pa do the fire jact. She had been building the firesfor twenty years, and thought shewould let pa see how good it was.Well pa pulled the stove to the Led,and touched off the kindling wood.1 guess maybe I got a bunch of kind¬ling wood that the hired giri had putkerosene on, cause it blazed up awfuland smoked, and the blaze burstedout the doors and windows of the jstove, and pa yelled fire, and Ijumpedout of bed and rushed in and he was !the scartest man you ever see, and '

you'd dide to see bow he kicked !when 1 threw a pail of water on hislegs and put his shirt out. Ma did !not get burned, but «he was pretty j( wet and she told pa she would pay j$5 loyalty on the * love and taKe the ¡castors offand let it remain stationary. IPa says he will make it .work if he jburns the house down. 1 think it wasreal mean in pa to get mad at me be-cause I threw cold water ou him in- jstead of warm water to put his shirt jout. If I bad waited till I could heat jwater to the right temperature Iwould have been au orphan and pawould have been a burnt offering.But some men always kick at every- :

thing. Pa bas given up business en- ¡tirely and says he shall devote the jremainder of bis life curing himself of !the different troubles I get him into.He has retained a doctor by the year,and he buys liniment by the gallon.' j'What about your folks getting up :in the night to eat ? The hired girlwaa over here after some soap theother morning, and she said she was jgoing to leave your house.

'Well, that was a picnic. Pa said jhe wanted breakfast earlier than webad been having it, and he said I mightsee to it that the house was awakeearly enough. The other night Iawoke with the awfulest pain youoverheard of. It was that nightwhen you give me and my chum thebottle of pickled oysters that had be¬gun to work. Well I conldn't sleep,and I thought I would call the hiredgirls, and they got up and got break-last to going, and then I rapped on

ma'a door and told tb*m thal

breakfast was getting cold, and theygot up and came down. We eatbreakfast by gaslight, and pa yawnedand said it made a man ¿feel good to

get ready for work before daylight,the way he used-to do on the farm,and ma she yawned and agreed withpa, cause she has to, or hare a row.

After breakfast we sat around an

hour, and pa said it was a long timegetting daylight, and biraeby pa.looked at his watch. When he be¬gun to pull out his watch I lit outand hid in the store room, and prettysoon I heard pa and ma come npstairs and go to bed, and then thehired girls, they went to bed, andwhen it was ail still and the pain badstopped inside of roy. clothes, I wentto bed, and I looked to see what timeit was and it was two o'clock in themorning. We got dinner at eighto'clock in the morning, and pa saidhe guessed he would call up thehonse after this, so I have lost anotherjob, and it was all on account of thosepickled oysters you gave me. Mychum says he*bad the eolic, too, buthe didn't call up his folks, lt was

all he could áo to get np hisself.Why don't you sometimes give awaysomething that is not spiled VThe grocery man said he guessed

he knew what to give away, and theboy went out and hung up a sign infront of the grocery, that he had madeon wrapping paper with red chalk,which read: 'Rotten eggs, goodenough for custard pies, for 18 centsa dozen/'-^-

Marriage With a DeceasedWife's Sister.

Governor Thompson has receivedthe following communication from theEarl of Dalhousie, a member of theEnglish House of Lords :

LONDON, February 15th, 1883.Tous EXCELLENCY : In the last ses¬

sion of the Parliament ofGreat Britainand Ireland, a bill for legalizingmarriage with a deceased wife's sis¬ter was defeated in the House ofLords by a majority of 132 to 128.

If I am rightly informed, these mar«

riages have now for roany years beenlegal in every part of tbe UnitedStates of America,

' and you havetherefore bad ample experience oftheir effect on social and domesticlife, and can say from practical knowl¬edge whether morality bas sufferedfrom the fact that ia the State ofSouth Carolina marriage with a deceased wife's sister is pennitied bylaw.The opponents of the legalization

of marriage with a deceased wife'ssister in the United Kingdom are fondof referring to America as illustrating

j in a marked degree the baneful evilswhich it is alleged must follow ifthese

j marriages are recognized as legal.In order to give your Excellency

an example of the statements that are

j made, I enclose a letter quoted in an

article which bas recently appealedin one of our leading periodicals,'Tbe Church Quarterly Review.'which is being extensively circulated.I am anxious to ascertain whethersuch assertions as those contained inthis letter are gene/ally supported byfacts, or whether the writer hasdrawn his startling inferences from an

isolated case.

May I ask that your Excellencywill kindly honor me with such in¬formation as you can convenientlygive as to how the law which permitsmarriage with a deceased wife's sisterhas worked in the State of SouthCarolina. My reason for making thisrequest is, that I hope to introduceinto the Houne of Lords ' again thisyear a bill similar to the one which so

nearly became law during the lastsession of Parliament, and am natu¬rally concerned t^> have all the knowl¬edge of the practical working inAmerica of a law similar to the one

which I am anxious to pnrsuade theLegislature to adopt in this countryI trust, therefore, your Excellencywill forgive me for troubling you inthe matter.

I have the honor to be, your Ex¬cellency, very faithfully and obedient¬ly yours. DALHOUSIE.To HU Excellency the Governor of

the Stale of South Carolina.

The following is the extract referredto in the above letter:

'It is evidert,' writes an Americanclergyman, 'to those of us who are

old enough to remember the state ofthings previous to these innovations,that a change for the worse has beenbrought about. I can well recollectwhen ladies in the lifetimes of theirhusbands used to- feel as if theirbrothers-in-law were their own

brothers, and to treat them accord¬ingly, in all the unreserve of domes¬tic intercourse ; wheu a brother-in-law, after au absence, would kiss hisbrother's wife in all purity as his ownsister, and she would confide in him Iwithout a thought ol evil or a feeling Iof embarrassment ; and when, too, in jcase of a wife dying, lier sister wouldremain in charge of her family or

would remove to the bereaved hometo live with the widower and take !care of his children as a thing of!course, without a whisper of slander !or any occasion for it ; when the ch il-1dren, too, knowing that their aunt jcould never be in any nearer relation |to them, loved and reverenced ber,and confided in ber, and yielded rea- !diiy a most wholesome influence to jher.'But since such increased nearness

of connexion has been deemed notimptoper and even desirable, therebas grown up in families a percepti¬ble and pain fal constraint ; the chil¬dren learning to look with apprehemsion on their mother's sisters and thewives becoming jealous of their in¬fluence with their husbands, while jfamiliarities which formerly were

thought to be, and really were, inno- !cent, have come to possess a con¬

sciousness of evil tendency whichitself is of the natnre of sin.

'I know of a wife whose health was

gradually declining, a woman of theworld, with a husband as worldly as

herself, and in their honse was a

young and attractive sister of hers,between whom and her hoaband there

had grown up gradually a degree ofaffectionate intercourse, which in thedays of the wife's health had beenthought ocly natural. But as herend drew near, it became on his partmore pointed and drew to it her at¬tention so agonizingly that it becamethe one engrossing feeling of her soulfor the last few weeks of her life, ex¬

citing in her an undisguised dread ofwhat she foresaw would, as it did,take place, and so absorbed her as toshut out all thought of religion, andmake her miserable to her very death.'

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Swindled by Bunko Men.

A Confiding Ex-Confederate GeneralLoses Eighteen Hundred Dollars'.A wealthy ex-Confederate General,

who has been stopping in this cityfor the past few days, was on Thurs¬day swindled by bunkomen out ofonethousand eight hundred and seventydollars. The victim is a roan otvaried experience, who has traveledconsiderably and who considers him¬self well posted on things in general.About 10 o'clock in the morning hestarted for a stroll up town. Ilewalked a considerable distance, whenhe grew tired and halted a passinghack. The driver dropped his fare bymistake at the corner of Fourteenthstreet and Broadway, and the passen¬ger, who desired to go still further,was about to re-enter the vehiclewhen a well dressed, gentlemanlylooking young man approached, andexclaimed :

'Why, General, I'm delighted tosee you I'The general looked in amazement

at the young man, but politely ac¬

cepted the proffered hand of thestranger.

.Really,' said the General, 'youhave the advantage of me.''Why, you don't know me ? Well,

you know my uncle,' and the youngman named-a prominent banker doingbusiness in the city from which theGeneral hailed.

'I know your uncle well,' said theGeneral.They then conversed on different

matters.The young man seemed to be

thoroughly posted about the general'saffairs. Suddenly he happened tothink of some elegant pictures whichhe bad purchased while in Paris, andwhich certainly must have arrived bythis time. A friend of his around thecorner was to look after them for him,and if the General would* only troublehimself by coming a little out of hisway to see them he could acquaintthe young man's uncle of the pur¬chase upon his return South.The General consented to go with

his newly discovered friend, and was

led into a place about fifty feet offBroadway. The person they calledon was very sony, but the pictureshad not arrived ; it was owing to theyoung gentleman's own negligence,he said.

'But you need not feel entirely dis¬appointed,' added the genial store¬keeper; 'I have good ne ws for you.''How is that?' asked the polite

young man.

'Why, that ticket you bought whenyou were here last has drawn a prizeof $500.The usual game was then played

on the unsuspecting stranger, whofirst lost his cash, amounting to twohundred and seventy dollars, and thena check for one thousand six hundreddollars. Even then he had not thesligbest idea that he was the dupe ofhis young friend. As the pair steppedinto the street the young roan cau¬

tioned the General not to mentionthe circumstance of their lons to bisuncle. If the affair was made known,be said, it would ruin his reputation.The General promised to keep si¬

lent and they separated. Severalhours afterward he began to thinkthe whole matter over, and the more

he thought the more he became con¬

vinced that he was the victim of a

party ofconfidence men. Ile madethe fact known to a friend and was

advised to acquaint the police withthe whole proceedings, This he did,and Inspector Byrnes sent out a eou-

pie of detectives to investigate thecase and capture the swindlers. It isunderstood the raen were found andcompelled to disgorge.-New YorkHerald.

Thad Stephens' Hair.John L. Thomas, ex-Congreasman

and now Collector of the Port of Balti¬more, tells ibis good story about thegreat commoner of Pennsylvania:When I was in Coog rea a I used to be a

frequenter of the rocoi of old Thad Ste¬vens. One day, while talking togeth¬er, a visitor entered unexpectedly.She was a tall, raw-boned woman, withox-bow spectacles on the bridge of hernose, and a bulky green gigham um¬

brella She handed Mr. Stevens a

card with the words : 'Abigail Meec-hum, Kennebunkport, Me.' and said:

'Do I have the honor of beholdingthe HOD. Thad Stevens, of Pennsyl¬vania VSomewhat embarrassed, Mr. Stevens

acknowledged his identity and askedhis visitor to bc seated.

'Thank you, no*' was the reply,'but I wish to say, sir, that in myquiet home down East I have heard ofyour glorious efforts in behalf of theemancipated slave, of your heroic treat¬ment of the Southern question, and ofundying hostility to the enemies of mycountry, and I bare travelled hither,sir, to ask the privilege of shaking yourhaud.'She fbook it.'Now, sir, I have one moro favor to

ask. It is a souvenir for this interview-I wish to take borne with mc if Imay be so bold as to ask it, a lock ofthe great commoner's hair.'

Old Thad was for a moment more

embarrassed than I ever flaw him be-fore ; ; lieu be smiled faintly ; he puthip ti md to bis scalp-lock and, liftingbis brown wig bodily, laid it upon thetable leaving his pate as bald as a bil¬liard ball 'There is every hair on mybead, madam ; make your own choiceof a lock.' r ;

Need it be added that the Mainewoman did it?-Washington Repuhjk-ean.

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A Perfidious Lover.

Abandoning a Young Woman at thcMoment of Her Wedding.

From the Philadelphia Press.

To-day (Monday) the doors of thePennsylvania State Lunatic Asylumwill open to admit a young ladywhose intellect has been dethronedby the perfidity of a recreant bride¬groom. The name of the demented igirl is Anna Peterson, a member of|one of the most prominent families ofHarbor Creek, near Erie. Miss Peter¬son is 19 years old, and has been most

liberally endowed by nature with a

handsome form and sweet disposition.About year ago a young man namedP. Duilea paid her marked attentions,and in due time she promised to wedhim. Bullea is possessed of con¬

siderable property, and the matchwas generally considered a most hap¬py one.The 17th of March was set for the

wedding day and many friends andrelatives were invited to be presentat the ceremony. The bridegroomwas very zealous in making the prepa¬rations and left nothing undone whichwould give eclat to the affair. Theeventful day arrived at last and AnnaPeterson arrayed herself in her bridalrobes. The morning trains broughtmany friends, who assembled in thehandsomely decorated Peterson par¬lors aa the hour drew nigh. Themarriage was to be solemnized atnoon. At ten minutes of twelve thebridegroom had not arrived. Theminister was in waiting to performthe ceremony and in au upper room

the bride sat among her elegantlyattired bridesmaids. Just beforenoon a stranger rang the bell and,handing the servant a letteraddressedto Miss Peterson, hurried away. Thisexcited considerable suspicion, andnot without forebodings of evil didMr. Peterson deliver the missive tohis daughter. She tore it open hur¬riedly, glanced over its contents andthen, with an agonized shriek, fell ina swoon. The fatal letter was pickedup and read to the guests, lt was a

curt, heartless epistle :

My Dear 3iis$ Peterson : Circum¬stances over which I have no controlcompel me to forego the honor ofwedding you to-day. This morning1 was informed ofgreat necessity formy presence elsewhere. At some

future time, if all goes well, J maysee you, and then, if our feelings foreach other are unaltered, our relationscan be considered the same as thoughthis little hitch in our arrangementshad never happened. Yours truly,

P. DULCEA.P. S.-I am going to travel.Restoratives were applied and the

deserted bride regained consciousnessWhen she came out of the faint sheastonished her friends by quietly re¬

adjusting her wreath of orange flow¬ers, and, taking the hands of an agedneighbor, addressed him by her falselover's name, and announced herselfready to repeat the words that shouldmake her his wife. Then li flasheden the minds of all those present thatthe shock had deprived her of herreason. They led ber away, like poorOphelia, smiling and chatting in an

artless way that was heartrendingto see and hear. The house of rejoic¬ing was changed to one of sorrow.

During the night Miss Peterson was

attacked with violent paroxysms, suc¬

ceeded by periods of insensibility.Her parents are prostrated by theweight of sorrow. Nothing furtherhas been heard from Duilea, and thecommunity is wild with excitementover ins perfidious action.

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A Bear Hunter's Peril.

Although now over 80 years of agc,'..Tim" Jacobs, a Seneca Indian livingon the Cattaraugus Reservation, near

this ph.ee, has returned from his annualencampment in the Pennsylvania wil¬derness, where he has roamed ' verywinter for sixty years hunting bear anddeer. His favorite story is the oue

which gives his experience with a

whole family of bears and a three days'snow-storm in the wilds of southernMcKeau County twenty-five year? ago.He had been hunting, with very littlesuccess, for several days wbeu, near

the head waters of Sogar Creek, hecame upon sigus of bear. With pro-visions sufficient for himself and dogfor two days, he started for a rockyridge. Along the south side of theridge a ledge of rocks twenty feet high,and crowned with a gnarled growth ofdwarf evergreens extended for nearly a

mile. The ledgo was broken into wideseams in places, and in others shelvingrocks protruded and formed caverns or

cavities that extended back in the ledgefrom ten to twenty feet. By the timethc Indian and his dog reached thispart of the ridge the snow bad fall¬er, to a great depth, and was still fall¬ing heavily. The seams in the ledge !and the mouths of the caverns were jhere and there almost closed by thesnow. At the mouth of one of these,however, Jacobs discovered the inevi¬table indication that a bear had soughtrefuge within-the presence ot a smalldepression io the snow, as if it were

being melted from the under side.This the Indian knew was caused bythe breath of one or more bears lyinginside with their noses toward theopening.

Jacobs knew that no bear wouldmake its appearance oa the outsideuntil the storm was over, and the snow

was so blinding that he concluded it.would be better to wait until it had Icensed falling before making on attack.Jacobs sought the summit of the ledgo,where he made a snug place of shelterfor himself and dog by roofing over jwith hemlock boughs a larg** crevicebetween two hu¿re rocks, and closingup the front of tho opening in the same

way. Late in the night of the secondday the wind commenced blowing a

gate, and continued blowing all nightand the greater part of the next day.When it ceased Jacobs made up bismind that the storm had also ceased,and that he must loose DO time in find¬ing a way out of bis position, for hewas shut in by the drift t he depth andextent of which be had no means ofknowing. Fortunately, the position of

.

the rocks around him had confined t

drifting snow to the ioelosure tlformed, and Jacobs emerged into I

open space beyond after tanneliabout forty feet. The wind had SWÍthe snow almost clean from the slopethe ridge and in patches from the fiof the ledge. Jacobs had a good vi.of the cave where the bear had takshelter, and was preparing to go do*smoke the game out, and kill it, whbc was attracted by the yelping of 1dog. which had been running abcafter merging from the snow tunnelThc indian hurried to the spot a

there discovered a large she bear star

ing on her haunches, defending tcubs from the dog. She was furicwith rage. Jacobs stepped aroui

from behind a clump of dwarf cedíin order to get a better sight of t

bear, and in doing so stepped on

small stone that was bidden under t

snow. The stone turned and the 1dian fell headlong within ten feet of t

infuriated bear. His gun fell from Ihand, and before he could recover ittbear sprang toward him. The bepaid no aft- ntion to the dog, whiharassed it from behind, but seemed c

tennined to make an end of the huntat once. Jacobs' agility enabled hito regain his feet however, before tlbeast was upon bim and at once begsto retreat, supposing that the bewould remain with her cubs and attatthe dog. With a fierce cry, boweveand followed by ber cubs, she hasten«on after Jacobs. Owing to the steeness of the ridge, the Indian did n

feel that he could safely engage inhand-to-hand fight with the bear tberso be concluded, if she pressed him,drop to the bottom of ledge, where,the bear leaped after him, he would 1on good footing, and could bring to hservice tatics that had never yet fail«to give bim the victory in fights of¿imitar kine.. The bear followed hiclosely, and as he turned near the ed«of the ledge to let himself down an

drop, his right foot caught in underroot, and the next instant he was han«ing head downward over the rock:The bear leaped to the ground belovand before the Indian could draw hinself upward or release his foot be sa

with dismay that the she bear had beejoined by a huge mate, evidently tlbear Jacobs bad set his watch feThe position of thc hunter apparentlnonplussed the bears for a momeo

for they both stood motionless lookinup at him. Then suddenly they botstarted toward him. As his heahung within easy reach of them, thIndian saw at OD cc that it would be toroff in short metre unless he could disetgage himself. By a great effort hdrew himself upward by pressing bihands against the face of the rockiwhen suddenly the root broke and hfell headlong into the snow beneathHis unexpected appearance at their feeseemed to startle the bears, and theboth retreated several steps. At tbsmoment, also, tbú two cubs appeared a

the top of the ledge, with Jacob's dofighting them. Their cries were to«much for their mother to withstand, an

she hurried away to join and protecthem.By this time thc male had recovera

himself, and made a savage rush foJacobs. The Indian had also now rc

covered his equanimity, and stood willhis long ii un ting-knife drawn, waitingthe attack of Bruin. The bear graspe«Jacobs with a paw on each shoulder, bnthe next second the knife^was buried t

the hilt in thc brute's heart, and he felin the snow and soon died. The bear*clutch on Jacobs' shoulders, howeverwas d- ep and severe, for thc indian car

ries tbe scars to this day. The strairon his leg and ankle, as he hung ove

the ledge, he had not noticed until afteithe excitement of the fight was over

Then be found that he was unable t<walk. The she bear had defeated thcdog, and sought safety for herself andthe cubs in flight. The Indian remain¬ed two days in the dead bear's cave

subsisting on ;ts carcass. Then hewas able to get about. After recover-

ing his gun, he started in pursuit of theshe bear and her cubs, and two daysafterward had all their skins.-DetroitFree Fress.

A Noble Dog:A crowd was seen, one day last sum¬

mer, gathered near a heap of stones iuCeutral Park. N. Y. A number ofpolicemen stood in front, and on ap¬proaching, thc attraction was seen tobe a drunken mau, lying utterly sense¬

less on the stones. Of course bis pres¬ence there was an offence against pub¬lic decorum, and the blue-coated police¬men found it their duty to remove

him.But though there were spectators and

cmcers iu plenty, the man could not beremoved. He had a friend more re¬

spectable than he ; a friend who stuckcloser than a brother, in spite of hisdegradation and shame. Á nobleNewfoundland dog stood over the help¬less man, looking down into bis face,and suffering no one to approach hisunconscious master. He did not likethc looks of thc policemen, and thepolicemen did uot like the looks of thedog. Twenty feet was about the prop¬er distance the dog had settled upon,for them, and any man who came near¬

er came at his peril Pails of waterwere brought and thrown over thefaithful animal, but steadfast amid stormand gloom, he only drew closer andcloser to his unworthy companion.'We cannot take the man unless we

shoot the the dog,' said one, 'and he istoo noble an animal to kill.'

'Which is the brute ?' asked a passer,as at a glance he took in the seen.*.

The dog was at bis best, and doinghis best, with a more thau humanfidelity. The man, at his worst, de¬graded and disgusting, lay helpless,under tho care of the brute. Thepolicemen left the man in charge of hisdumb friend.-Exchange.- . m ?

A well-known Presbyterian clergy¬man from one of the lower Delawarecounties, somewhat famous as a wit, '1wa* approached by a Baptist clergymanwith thc question : 'Well, brother, we

.*re going to have a new bell for our

church. What sort would you recom-mend?' 'There was a twinkle behindthe Presbyterian parson's glasses, andhe answered promptly : »By all means, !Itt it be a diving bell.*-Stamford, N. jY. Mirror. \UHHaaHIHHHi_HaHHBVMBBH,

He Struck Billy Patterson.!

Why George W. Tillerion's laughter \Claims a Reward cf$l,000.

The Franklin (N. Y.) Register hasdiscovered who struck Billy Patter-Bon. Mr. Patterson, the fathpr of jMme. Bonapart, was a wealthy Balti-morcan. Upon one occasion, while ¡Mr. Patterson was in Franklin look- ji*Ug after his property, a general rowoccurred among the boys, in whichhe became involved. In the confu- jsion, indeed, some one struck Mr. !Patterson a tremendous blow, andthis so angered him that he walked Ithrough the crowd, inquiring in sten-torian tones: 'Who struck Billy jPatterson?' Mr. Patterson was a

large and powerful man, and, underthe circumstances, no one among thefighters appeared desirous of holdinghimself responsible. The inquirypassed into a by-word and even to thisday the inquiry can be heard : 'Whostruck Billy Patterson V The origi¬nal Billy pursued the inquiry with as- jtonishing vigor, but without avail, and |at his death, curiously enough, inserteda clausein his will setting apart $1,COO jto be paid to the person who should jgive to his heirs or executor the name !of the man w: o struck him. Thefight in which Billy Patterson was

strack occurred in 1783, and it is !passing strange that just one hundredyears after a claim should be put infor the reward. And yet a corres¬

pondent of the Register says that suchis the case.A Mrs. Jennie G. Covely, ofAthol,

New York, daughter of George W.Tillerton, has written to the Ordinaryof Franklin County, claiming thislegacy of $1,000. She states that sheis an invalid, aged and infirm, and ingreat need of the money. In 1783her father was a quite young man,and being in great fear ot Mr. Patter¬son fled the country at once and never

heard of the reward or legacy. Shesays she has often heard her fatherspeak of the fight and the blow hegave Mr. Patterson and the fierce !anger of the latter. The thumb of jTillerton's hand was disjointed by the jblow and was so severely injuYeti thatit remained a useless member to the jday of his death. As the facts shegives correspond so exactly with the jfacts of the case, the correspondentpresumes that Mrs. Covely will re¬

ceive the legacy without delay.And he Was. Glad of It

Almost every night of his life for jthe last twenty-three years a Detroiterhas been aroused from his slumbersby a poke in the ribs and a voicewhispering: 'John ! John ! do youhear that VOn such occasions the conversation

has always run in one channel, andabout as follows :

' Whazzer want I''Don't you hear that noise V.No.''Listen ! I tell you some one is

raising a window !?''Oh! boahV'For Heaven's sake, John, get np j

or we'll be murdered in our beds î Ï jhear some one moving around in thedining-room !'

'Let 'em move !''There it is again ! If you don't

get up I will, for Pm all in a chill !'There was no peace until John got

up and stumbled around the housewith a rusty old revolver in his grip.Ile never expected it was anythingmore than the wind or the frost or thecat, but almost every night brought a

repetition.The other night ushered in an en- j

tire change of programme. Just be- ifore midnight the wife elbowed his ¡spine and whispered :

'Mercy on rae ! but I feel a draughtof cold air I'

'Nonsense!' growled the sleepyhusband.'And I hear some one walking

around !'?It's the cat !''Get out of bed this minute, or I'll

yell murder and arouse the neighbor¬hood !' ¡John obeyed. Ile felt the cold air \

on his legs as he tramped through ;the upper hall, and when he was half!way down stairs a dark figure skippedont of the open front door. When hereached the threshold he saw a man

running across the street, and he |called out :

'Hello ! there-hold on !'The man halted.'Come back here, you burglar ! Come

back and I'll give you the ruu of thehouse' I've been waiting for andiexpecting you for over twenty years, ¡and now 1 don't waut to be shook in \this manner V j'You go to South America V shout- j

ed the man. .

'Well, I'll leave the door or n foryou, and you can enter and burglar jaround for a whole hour if you want Ito and I won'* hit a finger I'm glad j '

you got in-powerful glad, and sorry j,L drove you out before you had loaded «

np !' I.Ile left the door open and walked | j

up stairs and jumped into bed, bathlu's wife threw up a window and whis- j ]Lied for the f olice and raised such a !,racket that the neighbors w<is aroused \It was found that the robber had <

opened the front door with a false iicy, but had been driven away before j ^

fie had time to secure any plunder. !,.I've just got tired ofpoking around | (

for burglars when the e are no bur- j,çlars/ exclaimed thewan a* he waved j

Lhe crowd out of the hall, 'and ii this <

?hap had only stopped long enough j ¡

io fire at me a couple of times hanged j t

fl wouldn't have bought him a new j iovercoat !*-Detroit Free Press. \

A new rival brass band was hired to j

May at the funeral of a Connecticut (

leaooo. They were playing a sbw j (

inù solemn dirge at the grave, when ¿

suddenly the trombone mau shot out a !,Mast that started thc hearse horses sad j ]broke up the whola proeession. The É

leader, turning opon him fiercely, asked |,3im what in. the name of all ha places <

it once was he doing thai for ? Be aa- '

»wered wita a smile r "Gosh ! I thoogb* jit wa? foote, and it was a boa» fly ? bttfct.j1 played it all tbs samey^gaLgaa«

News and Gossip.Two-thirds of the 19.500 inhabitant*

of Jaffa go barefoot the year round,dress like the Philistines of old. and donot yet kuow the decent use of a pock¬et handkerchief.

In paying out §700 in wages io hisworkmen a manufacturer at Marseilles,111., privately marked all the bills.Within two weeks §3*2 of it was de¬posited in thc local bank by saloonkeepers.An Ohio pastor had to announce to

his congregation that the marriage cere¬mony announced for that morning was

postponed, as the prospective bride¬groom was iu jail for larceny. Thenbe preached a sermon from the text,.Thou shalt not steal.-Exchange.

Complaints are now made that manynewspapers give too much reading mat¬ter. Or rather too îïrrfact in toonsany words ; too much verbosity andfine print ; foe ranch taxing of the eyeto ita atuso?* power of visi to to readwbn: is printed. People are dismayedat the amount put before them in themorning to read. It is predicted thatthe oewspaper of 1000 will bc smallerthan that cf to-day, of larger type,fewer words and more idea and factsto the line.The "lame ducks" of the Republican

party, that is, the Senators and mem¬bers of the House, whose terms haveexpired, are being tenderly ca»-ed for byPresident Arthur. Russel Errett getsto be pension agent st Pittsburg, a

place of great importance. Paul, a re¬tainer of M ahooc's, is made a UnitedStates judge ia Virginia. Page getsthe San Francisco mint, and Robersona foreign mission. The "lame docks,1'quck, quack, with a great degree ofsatisfaction.

George Davis Williams, 35 years ofage, who was committed to the countyjail at White Plains a month ago as a

tramp, aud Kate Levine«s of WhitePlains, aged 20 years, who was alsorecently committed to the jail for dis¬orderly conduct, fell iu love at firstsight, and agreed to marry on their re¬

lease. Hearing this. County Judge S.D. Gifford granted their discharge, andJustice of the Sessions John H. Baxtermarried them in the presence of a num¬ber of the county officials. Thirty dol¬lars was then collected and presented k>the happy couple, who shortly after*ward took a train for New York.The seven teeth body cremated in the

Washington (Penn ) furnace is that ofHenry Seybert, a wealthy resident ofPhiladelphia. Mr. Seybert was bornin 1801, was without relatives, and hisvast estate, amounting to over $1.200,-000, has been left to charitable andeducational institutions. The totalnumber of bequests is seventy-nine,amounting to §1.246,000. the largest ofwhich is $Iito,0C0 to the University ofPennsylvania for the endowment of a

chair of mental and moral philosophy,andtheendowment of a ward of chronicdiseases. In 1876 Mr. Seybert presen t-ed Philadelphia with an elegant clockand bell, which, which were erected isthe steeple of Independence ball at a costof $20,000.

Henceforth a yorong woman in Pat¬terson's mills, Washington county, willlead a solemn, stately life, free alikefrom smile or je*t. A week ago sbewas happy io the thought of her mar¬

riage ; now ber life is dark with regret.In a thoughtless moment sbe. permittedaud even encouraged ber younger bro¬ther to play a joke upon her lover.The young woman and ber lover spentSunday night in talking of the futureand wheu the young mao went tomount his horse he was unmindful ofhis surroundings. Within two miu-utc>, however, he discovered that hiehorse bad been exchanged for a wildand viscious bullock. When the youngman picked himself together with bothhands and crawled out of a fence corner

he found that the yoong woman was

laughing at him She will not laughat him again, because be meets beronly as a stranger. Love may be tram¬

pled upon, but it will not be ridiculed.Cox was sentenced to a month's

imprisonment at Rutland, Vt, forstiling alcoholic beverages, but hadthe alternative of paying a fine in¬stead at any time within twenty-fourhours. Ile refused to pay for hisliberty until he found that, as a prison¬er, he must part with bis beard,which reached to his waist, and hadbeen twenty-five years growing. TheWarden said that it was then too late,and ordered the barber to do his duty.Cox was held fast and bis face rough¬ly shaved, without using any latheror first clipping off thc whiskers withthe8cis8or8. Ile caught cold andnearly died, as a consequence of thiatreatment. He «»ued for damages andtwo trials have resulted ;n verdictsof heavy amounts against the War¬ien ; but each time there was an in¬formality, and a third jury will hearthe case.

Twehty-five earptaila all in a row IThat is they were onee in a row ; but30w they are gone-hidden in thestomach of the remorseless terrapin.And, unlike Jonah, never tocóme forthigain. Some time lasi sommer theîarp madness seized opon our ol 1 friendLawrence Johnson-you all know himrel]-and procuring twenty five smallîsh of this fashionable foreign breed, at

iontiderable expense, be niaceA theo?n a small natural pond, which he pre-riously cleaned out very cai efally, re-

noviog ali vulgar fr illies and noxious>ccupants But, aias! e¿. :.n : and:ruel terrapins hld themselves securelymd escaped the Day ofJadgo>e» t. As?old weather came on, thc voling carp,is is the habit with ¿ur Gierman pets,,itock their hcaand haVf their bodiesntothe gentle rottd. i-nd wnr>t into win¬ier quarters. Bu' tb.:r luckless tail»¡tuck out in bold relier. And now came

,he terrapins, sec' ing whom khey mightlevoa?. And forthwith tkey nibbled>ff t^e carps down to their vita) pa; ts.:\nd w: ea the peach bfeoms brew, the->arps emerged with half their lovelytooles ¿eee. And although they are>

»till frisky, Lawrence thinks- there isaot en«ugh of their proportions left tc*

*ncourv:e ike hf^r*Q of predation.,rherefoie. in constr e^m? e* ^knndinçaut a pond for carp. b>ve» v* K»\th« TOflKrsefcft* mn^ml-MdgeßeU