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East Egg Review The
Things to
notice in the
East Egg
Review:
Explorers all
around the
world expand
human knowl-
edge
Our decade is
astounding, in
which flyboys
scan the hori-
zon in the
most remote
parts of the
earth
Don’t forget
to try your
luck in the
auction for
The Egyptian
king’s priceless
possessions!
O ur very own
Richard Byrd's
first and larg-
est expedition
was wildly successful yester-
day, November 29, after
Byrd and three flight com-
panions made a pass over the
Antarctic Pole of the Earth.
Landing in October of last
year, Byrd quickly estab-
lished an expansive and effi-
ciently stocked base named
Little America in honor of
our great country. This facil-
ity was where the Antarctic
crew began most of their re-
cent exploration treks. This
camp provided full commu-
nication with the world,
meaning that the discovery
of the Poles can reach our
pages months earlier than
before. During the expedi-
tions around the Ross Ice
Shelf, Byrd was specially
suited to his expe-
ditions through his
training in landing
sea planes on open
ocean during the
night. Receiving
his training in the
navy as a Com-
mander, Richard
Byrd was effective in keeping
his men safe and inspired.
Through this discipline, the
expedition discovered a new
mountain range and assigned
the name Rockefeller Moun-
tains to the great the peaks.
Beyond the distant Rockefel-
ler, Byrd claimed more terri-
tory, and lovingly named it
Marie Byrd Land, after none
other than Mrs. Byrd herself.
Byrd’s great accomplish-
ments culminated with the
crowning victory completed
just yesterday, the nineteen
hour flight from the Ameri-
can base on the Ross Ice
Shelf to the South
Pole and back,
some 496 miles.
Not long after their
return to the base,
the astounding tale
reached the U.S.
through Little
America’s broad-
casting system.
Great excitement burst
out in New York City
last night after Ameri-
cans became the first
to cross the Atlantic
Ocean by flight and the
South Pole by flight.
“Our American fly-
boys are simply the
best”, said one enthu-
siastic fan in Times
Square last night. De-
spite the public plea
for Byrd to return to
the states, he and his
team have expressed
wishes to stay in the
Antarctic longer to
explore more territory
and take observations
of the interior.
Byrd enjoys expansive
public support and
financial donations,
much of wish go to
finance his revolution-
ary expeditions. For
now, we’ll just have to
wait for his return.
Byrd Makes History! November 30, 1929
Byrd claims the South Pole for US
Inside this issue
of the East Egg
Review:
Byrd Makes History!
1
Shackle-ton Dies in South Georgia
2
Egyptian Tombs Discov-ered
3
PAGE 2
Ernest Shackleton Dies in South Georgia
around the world. The
internment will take place
in South Georgia on Mach
5. -Jeffrey Piccirillo
pedition, the explorer
was welcomed as a hero
in England and chroni-
cled his results in "he Heart of the Antarctic"
In 1914, Shackleton
once again set sail for the
south, this time with the
backing of the British
Government. However,
the Endurance was
crushed in ice during the
expedition and Shackle-
ton and his men were
forced to trek across the
icy slopes of Antarctica
to seek rescue in the
Ross Sea.
During the last few
years, as a result of the
stress of both raising
funds and carrying out
his missions, Shackleton
had encountered more
and more health prob-
lems. As a result, Ernest
Shackleton died of a
heart attack on South
Georgia at the age of 48.
He is survived by his three
children and his loving
wife. This amazing ex-
plorer will truly be missed
E rnest Shackleton
was a natural
born explorer.
Born in Kilkee,
Ireland, he received his
schooling for three years at
Dulwich College.
Ernest Shackleton was
originally a merchant ma-
rine officer. However, in
1874, he quickly realized
his potential as an ex-
plorer. Seizing the oppor-
tunity to see the world for
himself, Shackleton experi-
enced his first expedition
to Antarctica in 1901, with
Robert Scott. During this
formative trek, he hiked
over the Ross Ice Shelf.
Ernest Shackleton mar-
ried Emily Dorman in
1901, and they had three
children together: Ray-
mond, Cecily, and Eddie.
In 1908, this hard boiled
explorer launched his own
expedition, which resulted
in the discovery of the
Beardmore Glacier, the
South Magnetic Pole, and
the successful climbing of
Mt. Erebus. After this ex-
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Ernest Shackleton’s ship,
Endurance, trapped in ice
Egyptian Tombs Exposed useful information as to what life was like for
kings in that era.
If you fancy some of the artifacts that
you’ve seen in the pictures furnished below,
Lord Carnarvon holds open auctions for some
of the less remarkable treasures for special
guests with deep pockets. Two ships are
bound for Egypt today, so with that extra
dough take a vacation and at the riches for
yourselves!
The Normandie leaves port at 2:15 for Cairo,
Egypt.
Queen Mary sets sail at 5:30 set for Alexan-
dria, Egypt
See Manhasset Port for more times and sched-
E xplorer Howard Carter, funded
and sponsored by English Lord
Carnarvon, recently discovered an
Egyptian burial site in the Valley of
the Kings just outside Luxor, along the Nile
river in eastern Egypt. This monumental dis-
covery marks one of the greatest achieve-
ments ever made in archeology. Inside the
Kings tomb, which was opened on November
26, lie countless gold artifacts, furniture, even
a small boat. Among the artifacts that Carter
and his team have just begun to unearth are
chariots plated in gold and other precious
stones, Egyptian clothes, and ancient weap-
ons. These valuable artifacts will likely give
today's modern scientific community very
Clockwise from left: Lord Carnarvon's
first visit to the famous tomb, many of the
treasures found in King Tutankhamen's
chambers; Sample of the exquisite detail
work found on the walls, featuring the
story of The Opening of the Mouth’ —an
Egyptian funeral rite; the investigation of
the Pharaoh's body itself; the arrival of
dignitaries to investigate the boy-king’s
tomb.