UNCLE OWEN, AUNT BERU, IT'S TIME FOR MARTIE’SBIRTHDAY CAKE...UNCLE OWEN? AUNT BERU?

AND NOW YOUR HIGHNESS, WE WILL DISCUSS THE LOCATION OF MARTIE’S HIDDEN BIRTHDAY

PRESENTS.

I FELT A GREAT DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE, AS IF MILLIONS OF VOICES SUDDENLY CRIED OUT IN A CHORUS OF HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARTIE, THEN

WERE SUDDENLY SILENCED.

R2 SAYS THAT THE CHANCES OF MARTIE HAVING A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARE 725 TO 1. ACTUALLY, R2 HAS BEEN KNOWN TO MAKE MISTAKES...FROM TIME TO

TIME...OH DEAR, OH DEAR...

IF SCRUFFY LOOKING NERF HERDERS LIKE ME DESERVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THEN I KNOW MARTIE’S WILL BE

SOMETHING SPECIAL!

MY QUEEN, I'VE REACHED THE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS. THE WRAPPING WILL BE OFF IN MOMENTS, AND YOU

MAY START YOUR CELEBRATING.

YODA: TOLD YOU ABOUT MARTIE’S PRESENTS, DID HE?

LUKE: YES.YODA: UNEXPECTED THIS IS, AND UNFORTUNATE.

YUB NUB, MESA YUB NUB.

NEVER. I'LL NEVER OPEN MY PRESENTS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY. YOU'VE FAILED YOUR HIGHNESS. I AM A

JEDI, LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME.