martie star wars birthday
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UNCLE OWEN, AUNT BERU, IT'S TIME FOR MARTIE’SBIRTHDAY CAKE...UNCLE OWEN? AUNT BERU?
AND NOW YOUR HIGHNESS, WE WILL DISCUSS THE LOCATION OF MARTIE’S HIDDEN BIRTHDAY
PRESENTS.
I FELT A GREAT DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE, AS IF MILLIONS OF VOICES SUDDENLY CRIED OUT IN A CHORUS OF HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARTIE, THEN
WERE SUDDENLY SILENCED.
R2 SAYS THAT THE CHANCES OF MARTIE HAVING A HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARE 725 TO 1. ACTUALLY, R2 HAS BEEN KNOWN TO MAKE MISTAKES...FROM TIME TO
TIME...OH DEAR, OH DEAR...
IF SCRUFFY LOOKING NERF HERDERS LIKE ME DESERVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THEN I KNOW MARTIE’S WILL BE
SOMETHING SPECIAL!
MY QUEEN, I'VE REACHED THE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS. THE WRAPPING WILL BE OFF IN MOMENTS, AND YOU
MAY START YOUR CELEBRATING.
YODA: TOLD YOU ABOUT MARTIE’S PRESENTS, DID HE?
LUKE: YES.YODA: UNEXPECTED THIS IS, AND UNFORTUNATE.
YUB NUB, MESA YUB NUB.
NEVER. I'LL NEVER OPEN MY PRESENTS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY. YOU'VE FAILED YOUR HIGHNESS. I AM A
JEDI, LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME.