Martie star wars birthday

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<ul><li> 1. UNCLE OWEN, AUNT BERU, ITS TIME FOR MARTIESBIRTHDAY CAKE...UNCLE OWEN? AUNT BERU?</li></ul> <p> 2. AND NOW YOUR HIGHNESS, WE WILL DISCUSS THE LOCATION OF MARTIES HIDDEN BIRTHDAYPRESENTS. 3. I FELT A GREAT DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE, AS IFMILLIONS OF VOICES SUDDENLY CRIED OUT IN ACHORUS OF HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARTIE, THEN WERE SUDDENLY SILENCED. 4. R2 SAYS THAT THE CHANCES OF MARTIE HAVING AHAPPY BIRTHDAY ARE 725 TO 1. ACTUALLY, R2 HASBEEN KNOWN TO MAKE MISTAKES...FROM TIME TOTIME...OH DEAR, OH DEAR... 5. IF SCRUFFY LOOKING NERF HERDERS LIKE ME DESERVE AHAPPY BIRTHDAY, THEN I KNOW MARTIES WILL BESOMETHING SPECIAL! 6. MY QUEEN, IVE REACHED THE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.THE WRAPPING WILL BE OFF IN MOMENTS, AND YOUMAY START YOUR CELEBRATING. 7. YODA: TOLD YOU ABOUT MARTIES PRESENTS, DID HE?LUKE: YES.YODA: UNEXPECTED THIS IS, AND UNFORTUNATE. 8. YUB NUB, MESA YUB NUB. 9. NEVER. ILL NEVER OPEN MY PRESENTS BEFORE MYBIRTHDAY. YOUVE FAILED YOUR HIGHNESS. I AM A JEDI, LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME.</p>