April 28-May 2, 2014
Shouldn't we stop calling it the Middle East peace process? It's
more of an ongoing anger management meeting that no one wants to go to.
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I left my corporate job when I found out I was allergic to the
material they make cubicles out of:
cardboard and broken dreams.
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The proposed Pfizer merger with AstraZeneca will save them
$10 billion in taxes. With less money in the budget how
will we afford the next corporate bailout?
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The Federal Reserve continues to reduce the stimulus.
And then they wonder why we’re not in the mood.
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I saw a psychic sitting in a lawn chair
in the rain on a NYC street corner.
Was this the future she saw for herself?
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is seeking help for his
drinking problem.
His drug problem will have to look after itself.
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Exceeding estimates, businesses added
273,000 jobs last month.
Yeah, but what if they're all at Walmart?
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