leighann lord's fresh off the synapse march 3-7, 2014
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Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do. @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.comTRANSCRIPT
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March 3-7, 2014
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Do increasing tensions between the US and Russia
mean comedians should start dusting off their Cold
War era jokes?
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If this Ukraine situation keeps up I'm gonna have to find it on the map.
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Cate Blanchett confessed that she slept with her Oscar.
So did Mrs. Madison until she threw him out, requesting that he never
return.
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The Web turns 25 next week. Now it can start worrying about
something cheaper, younger, and faster that’s ready to take its place.
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The College Board has announced the first changes to the SAT
college entrance exam since 2005.
Post-test therapy would be nice. I'm still bitter.
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If Russia is not afraid of American military intervention
in the Ukraine have we considered threatening them
with jobs and healthcare?
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Universal Pre-K? Should sending kids to school
on other planets really be where we're focusing our
efforts right now?
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Ghengis Khan killed about 11% of the entire world’s population.
And that was without
a college degree.
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U.S. House approves loan guarantees for Ukraine.
Still no word on my application from 2008.
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Venezuela has severed ties with Panama.
Is that Venezuela's way of saying, "I think we should
see other countries."?
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Taking my Parents to the movies. What's the
etiquette? Do I let them sit by
themselves in case they want to make out?
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