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Women march for rights BY C \LU E \IORRI~I.,E'

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111~ one ot the largest march~·, 111 ll , htstor), mard1 organiZ­er \lice Cohen satd

Knn (,and), prLstdent of the ,Itwn~l ( >rg.ImLatwn f\.1r \\omen. ,Jddrcsscd marchers from a tJgc set up \lll the

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"\\ e \\'tlll.t go hack tn I %S '' hl'n \\omen couldn't bu: btrth control," she :.at d. "\\ c ,,·on 't go ha..:k to 1972 ''hen \hlmcn \\ l'rc d; 111g from Illegal abor­tion~ \\'c ·rc marching fi1r our t I !.!Ills hcfon~ 1t's too latl' ... ~ The mJrch '',Is led h)

sc\ en m.IJOr organiLation..,

\\'omen and men of dt tTcr­cnt agcs. nallonaltttcs and hack­grounds made the trek around the stn:cts ot 0 C .. mduduw: a tin.ll stretch along Pl'nn~) h a7Ii A\l:nut:. to hm c thetr 'otces heard On \\\HTICII \ I 'SUe._, '><I~ h as .1hortwn. contraception and ht:alth care

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Organizers estimate more than a million demonstrators man:hcd in

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\ blu~· -,k, \\Ck.)mcd ~1\l\\ds to the 29th annual t\g Da' and Pi;n t ..., I, <'ll Saturd;l\ on the grounds of to\\n end H .. u. f.t h r ( tcenhott5c.

A!! Da\ 'hL'WC.ts~·-. the · o.'L!!C tJL\gnculturc and • attual Rc 'ourLe' · ''or k Ill .. n ..:ntcn.a.Jin!! and educa-tiOnal \\.t) ~

Alumnt.s Peter R IT\ tr,.l\ckd \\Ith his \\ifl' and "on from \\,bh<ll;!l\ll'. D ( ftlr the re,ti\ IIICS.

''\\c ll\c \g'd,I). It "bf .. ,t for all ofus.' he ~ard. "l'\ e ah\ a) ClliO)'cd It. and I \ c been here C\ er) ~car since I\\ .... 1 stud~nt at the unn ~rslt\ ...

Junwr \ hie\ l artcr o• the ( olle!!..: ofA!!n..:ulture and Natural RCs\hircc, satd !he e\ cnt ~,11\ oh ed a !!real deal of planmn.s Jnd \ oluntccr work. -

\p \gn~·t 'ture Council om.amzcs the C\ cnt. she ~.11d. :.1nd cnn-,t ts of dt b,, !ratemitics and ~ororities lll\ oh ed Ill .J!!rtc.tlturc l)f related ticlds.

There .1re I 0 undergraduate "tude11ts '' ho. for one ) car. pJrttctp .. tc in J ~ l1ss to plan Ag Da). she said. and they '' mk on l'\ en thl11!; from public rclatiom to cntertainm nt and the educJtronal booths

The booth" con,t-.tcd of um' crstt: groups. state en' tronmcntal ):!roups. sccrng e: c lhlg dubs and numerous other nn.!anllatJon ....

lunmr Brcmh)n Hershe\ "a~ in char!!e ot entcr­tJI111'1CI t and COLH'dtnaltll!! tiands \\as hts ma111 task.

:::.tudcnts or fa<.:Ult\ n1cmbcrs led SC\ era] of the bands. he s,lld, and C\ ef) l)llC seemed 1\l he enjoying the music.

For ncar!;. 12 ) cars. Alpha (iamm .. r Rho. the uni­\Crsit\ agricultt.rc fr.Jtcrnit\ has been barbccuin!! chid.:cn at t\g D,l\ and '' ork1i1g the farm ha\ ndcs. -

This : cir ''.is no .:xceptt;Jn. as mcmbc'r~ tried to kcl'p up \\ Ilh the long and C\ cr-kngthening I me ti.1r the barbt'\.UCd chicken. baked beans n11d soda that sccm­lll!!h c\ en one '' ant.:d.

-·The ·Plant Sale 0.1 Frida\. S..ttunLI\ and und,J).\\,JS held 111 ~:1e F~sc!Jl'r Grc.cnhou~c. ·

Staff for the Plant Sale \\as m .. rdc up of Hl1UI1tccrs.

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The university's 29th annual Ag Day drew crowds to South Campus Saturday.

facult\ and stlldcnts in the unt\CrSJt\ ·~ Hot1rculture Club.· ·

Teresa Holton. one at the orgamzcrs of the sale and the Grecnhou e matl<l!!cr. satd the e\ cnt usuall\ ~ells approxunatcly I O,OO(l plants and makes J gros~~ profit of S65.000.

The sale feature.; planh 111ll found 111 loc,tl nurs­l'riLS. ~he said. 111 order to mcrcasc the plant 'a net: and not to he in direct .:ompctition \\'Jth local growers.

Ka\ ll Ti!!ani. a member of the Horttctllturc Club '' orking ''ttl~ the Plant Sak. satd the most popular selling plant was bast!. along\\ 1th other\ cgctahles and herbs that sold qutckl).

"This \car. the weather\ so beautiful." he satd. "and it scci11S like'' c'rc o;clling ntorc plnms ...

All pmfit from th..: "ak of annu.Ils. 'cg.:tahlcs and houscplanh \\Cnt to thl' HortH:ulture Club. she 'atd. to bu) plants for next ) car·~ s.1lc.

One \)f the more p.lptllJr C\ .:nts or the d.I) \\ .h the pon~ ride. \\hich to1lk pla.:c <.III the cr1mdcd IHlrth stck of \\orniO\\ Hall

As d1ildren and thctr parenh s\llt1d 111 line. the:

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b) a-. lll'ndrcd., ;!,· thcred !,,r th~ L .,, L Reddmg Sympos .tl'l. held a· ( I y to.J II II frtdJ) to ccle'Jt.~ c tht: "ifttl· Il'll\ er ' ' the landnark <....rprer1..: ( ourt d... il'l Bnnr11 1 Board ot Edac til lUll fop( ku K,ul ,.o 1.

T 1c I. t.: Lout L R..:ddtn!:, . .1 dt tlll­glllshcd cl\ tl nghh hm ycr and the ltrst .. nd on!) black Ia\\) cr in Del a'' .Jr.: for appnn:t­matcl) 25 ) car,, rcprc cnkd :he !lldlllt.ff, 111 l\\ o of the fi\ c .:onsolrd.ued ea e' that are rcmcm1Jcrnl u" Bnmn.

This \\,b rftl'r he \\011 Parhr • l111nnill' o/ f), /,J,\<11'< 111 llJ50, the fih:

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Ro':l~.:rt C ot•rol J r I '' nd lu -to f) pro­k ~ 11 1' (,eor .!C \\ h n Tfon l nt\ c r'll).

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I 1-J, h:rram '' ,) ld h,t\ c "'~..c.:n nud1 bllmp1cr md the pl..!\ mg fteld n ,1\\ ful (,•t le" le\ cl. · he s.ud ... ,, tthuut tile cfToJ1.; llf those mer d11Ll \\ o.11e1 '' ho de\ dopui the ~tr ICg\. tgued tl·c .: ~ .• md changed hh­ton J'l Broun 1 Bn,Jtf •Jf f ucufiC.II.

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Greeks compete in weeklong campu competition 8\ JE:'\:\IFI:.R l.l C.\~

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l:nerg, ''as ht.!h "· ti·atcmitics and -.orontrcs celebrated the l'nd of (,reck \\'e~c'k '' •tfJ \lrt.>and and Gr~ek Games Da\ Fnd.l\ and SaturdJ\.

Stgma K,tppa soror t;. and fheta Chi fratcniity '' Oll the cnttrc Gt~cck Week competition. Srgma l\.appa and Theta Chr also ,,·on the A1rband competition. and Dell'l (Jamma sororit;. and Phi Kappa Alpha fratcmity \\011 Greek Games Da\ .

Greek Games Oa~. the tina! part ofthc Grcd. \\ed. compctrtron. \\as held Saturda\ on the llamngton Beach. Greek Games Del\ e\ cnts ranged from \ ollcvball tll tU!!-\)(-\\ ar .. -

The c\ cnt mcludcd a dtsc JOck c). and man: soront; and fraternity members danced or relaxed on couches under the tenb that \\'ere st:tup for each group Sc\ era! fraternities and soronttes gnlled food for their mem­bers. '' hrlc otheh ordered pizza.

Atrband \\as held in the Carpenter Sports Blllldmg Fnda) night. Each soront) or fiatcmn: that pat1ictpatcd prepared a dance rout111c. and judges selected the \\111ner' at the end of the competition.

Before the Arrband ..:ompetition began. YoCDee enter1a111cci the crO\nl \\ htlc soront) and t'ratl'mJt) dancers practiced their routmcs 111 the back of the !!\ m.

Scmm \!chs"a ( .. Ipic. Pht Stgma S1gma soronty member. satd she danced 111 her sororit\ ·.., Sn0\1 \\'hitc themed routine.

"Pra.::ttci11!! has been hard ... she sa1d. '·but the actualm!!ht ts ~.rrcat." Themes ti'lr th..: wutmcs ranged from Alpha Xi Delta ~sorurit) \ Dr.

Seuss routine to T.w Epstlon Pht fr.Hcrmt) 's mtcrpretatron of"Thc \\'izard of Oz."

The L'llstumc" ''ere bright and colorful. rangmg from pt rates to thc Flintstoncs to clones \,fTom Cruise crrca "Rrsky Busmcss ...

Each ti·atcmit\' or soront\ Jlso d.:sumed a banner to usc a' J back­drop for the pcrti.1nnanccs. ')t)mc of the backdrops \\ere large. rl'qturing several sororit) or tratcmity members to hold them up.

:-.to~t ot the rout111cs ''ere pc1ionncd to a medic) or music. Csher\ "Yeah" \\US a popular chm..:c as \\Cll a:. Ja)-l's "Hard Knock Life .. and Outkast\ "l Ltkc thl' \\'a\ You \hl\C ...

Sc\ ern! of the dan~:c, pamd1cd recent c\·cnts. :o-uch a. the "Greek Idol .. routine pcrfom1cd h;. Sigma Alpha Epsilon fl·atcmll). '' hi..:h includ­ed a perlonnancc of"Shc Bang~" h~ a \\'illtam I lung rmpcrsonator.

At the end of the wmpctitwn. emcees JUnior Sara La\ and!). a l ht Omega soronr: memhcr. and JUnior Jen-y Gargrulo. a Theta Cht fratemit) member. announced that SrsTJna l\.appa sororit;. and rhcta Cht fratemlt) had ,,·on the competition.

Semor Chnst111a Carboni.'. Stgma l\.appa membct. sa1d the '' m ''a~ especially meaningful for her because she wtll be graduat111g thts semes­ter

"It's the culmination of a great tour years:· she satd . "I \\'anted to go

THE RL \ J[\\ Je"1'" Sttl..ntt Sororities compete in Greeh Week's Airband competition.

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0ut '' ith J han.! l arb<.lnc ;,lJd Sign·J Kappa danc~·r, pr: L'llt: fottr hour:. per da;. fnr

.I month. 'l'tretimc "egmmng a..; carh ,1, 6 1 '1

Sophcmore ~:: Ftr11Cf!an, fhl'tJ C lu n c. h..:r td th Greek \\cck '' i.1 'as o;pccial bcc.m e I'lc ti·,ucmit) ''on ~hnt the\ had ric\ cr '' nn he fore.

"It \\as pretty amazmg ... he sat d. "\\'c ''on C\ Ctlls '' c nc\ CI dreamed ~~r ,, mnme!."

l'innegan satd fh.:t.l l'l1 t on!) prepared th Arrhand d.nK c t\\ '' ccks in .iLh .mce

.. ,. n1 proud.:'! of \trband ht:L.lUsc '' c put 11 togethct at th~ ,1 t mmutc and ''cr..: ,u!l .1hlc t1' "111 ... he :-.atd.

Audtem:e members \\ere char!!cd 'i~ or t\\ o canned !!LWd as admi'­ston to the competitiOn The C\ cnt ra~;,cd s~.695 lor :han!\ and -WO pounds Ll~ food ·

~latt L~llli\l. J!;siStJnt drrccwr of student centers and .td\ tsl'r to tra­tcmlltc~. sard the Greek comn•untt\ ''til dc..:tde \\ h~rc w d11ll~tc the monc\ toda\ 111 a Grcl'k Coun..:rl mcetm!!. ,,nd the tood '' rll hl' donated to the Fl;od B:ink of Dcla\\ arc. -

T\\ ent) -three tl·dtcmtllcs and o,orontJes rat111.1patcd in Greek \\ cck. '' lm:h also mcludcd a "L1•okmg Fit .. compctltton and a "Greek God Goddess" -=~lmpt:llll\lll.

Freshman ,\1l'gh.mn Kdl~. Alpha X1 Ddta somnt;. mcmb..:r. 'atd her tir:.t (Jl·cck \\ cck cxpl'ncn..:c '' .h a t!l'\'J one

"lkl\ 111!! C\ Cf\ one to!!cthl'r ts the most fun.· shl' 'atd. "opho1norl' Kcm \\amer. Gamma Stg.na '>tgma soront: memher.

sard she also had run dUllll!! her lirst Greek \\ cek. "The Greek God and Goddess ,,·ere Ill\ f:nontc." sh\.' sJtd. Lcnno s~ud Greek \\'cck has a lnng hi~i,u; at the Uli\ ~T>It\. "! \\,JS~ Circck student 111 l~NI .mJ I p.uttctpatcd," lle aJ.("lt's been

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A2 • THE REVIEW • April 17, 200-l

War costs under examination BY GRETA Kl"'APP

s·ratf Rl·portcr

The Bush Admmi tration is currently facmg critJctsm about the planning, funding and cost assessment of the war in Iraq.

In his book "Plan of Attack." rclea ed this month, Washington Post assistant manag­mg editor Bob ~Woodward stated that Prestdent George W. Bush began platming the war in Iraq m December 200 I and diverted $700 million. origmally appro\·ed by Congress for rebuilding in Afghanistan. to fund the war in Iraq.

Woodward's book stated that President Bush began planning the war just after the Sept. II. 200 I tenorist attacks. The money went to tinancc pipelines and airfields in Kuwa1t.

Deput) Defense Secretary Paul D. \\'olfowitz said last Tuesday that no funding was a\ailable exclusi\ely at that time for the war m Iraq.

Both Republican and Democrat lawmak­ers said during a meeting of the House AITiled Scf\ tees Committee Wednesday that the Bush administration may have failed to provide a comprchensl\·e assessment of the cost of the war in Iraq.

Scott Russell, budget analy t for Rep. John Spratt, D-S.C., said with the war in Iraq currently costmg approximately $4.7 billion a month, it 1· possible there may not be enough fllJlding to last through Sept. 30. the end of the 2004 fiscal vcar.

The admimstration a\ oidcd addressing important C\.penscs m 1ts budget platming, he said, so addtttonal nmding may be necessary by the end of the summer. - "Thts is something we all know our

expenses arc going to have to pay for." he said. "so as a true government-at-the-minute type of issue. this is somcthmg we should have done up front."

The decision to h.eep approximately 20,000 troop an extra three months in Iraq i one of the unaccounted expenses. Russell said, which could add $700 million to the cost.

Russell said part of the reason the Bush admini !ration has not yet requested more supplemental funds to finish the vear is due to the upcoming presidential election.

Despite the administration's rescf\·e in the matter, Congre s is growing increasinglv concerned and is beginning to ;espond to the immediacy of the problem, he said.

"The winds of Congress here are blow­ing in the direction of doing something about this:· he satd. '"As the months go b) we get a better idea with more accurate infonnation and there is a growing sense of urgency on this ...

Lt. Col. Ro ·e-Ann Ly11ch, spokeswoman for the Department of Defense. said the DOD does not yet expect to need supplemental funds before the beginning of the 2005 fiscal year.

She said there may still be expense · after the agreed supplements for each year nm out. but this is largely due to unanttcipated costs and not a result of poor budgcung.

"There is a lot of talk right nO\\ about ·Do we have enough money left. arc we going to make it, did we budget properly'.1" she said. "But we at the DOD do not budget for war. We pay for our war strictly thro~gh supple­ments, set aside to fund the war.,.

Although the co ts haw on ly been totaled through January 2004. the supplement expenses of this fiscal year had reached $18,894,207 billion, she said. bringing the cost of the war in Iraq up to approximate!) $63 blllion so far.

lt is too early to know \\ hether the recent v iolcnce in Iraq will increase expenses, she said, but the depattment has enough flexibili-

ty to accommodate for shon-teiTil changes. Russell said regardless of where the addt­

tional funds come from, they will probably still be needed to fully support the troops.

Jf they are not provided through Congres ionally allotted supplements, he satd, the DOD may rework its budget inter­nally to make up for the deficit, possiblv com­promising other areas withm the department.

"They may have some chotces to make:· he said. "If no additional funds are pro\'ided in 2004. ~'hat effect will this haYc on the depan­mem 1f they are usmg [mone\] from their accounts'?" -

The effect of rising costs will ha\'c a direct effect on taxpay·ers as well. Russell sa id. and tho e \\ ho dtd not benefit from the recent tax cuts will be disproporuonablv affected. -

''The tax cuts benefited the wealthier population in this country ·o they're gettmg a free nde on this:· he satd. ''This-is so~meth~1g our children \\ill ha\·e to deal with. We are mortgaging our future ...

Jason Mycof( political science professor. said the mllitary· \\ill probablv be able to stretch it · cunent budget throu;>h the end of the fiscal year, but for-2005 the~ \\111 need a supplement of between $50 to S80 billion m additton to the funds already appropriated.

•· Jfs clear to me that \\hat the mihtan has now i not going to be enough ... he sat d.'

The Bush administration has been unco­operatiYe in answering questions conccnung costs, he satd. because of the effects thev \\Ould ha\·c in the presidential clectton. -

"One of the problems \\ ith the admmts­trationon this issue 1s they are really playmg a polittcal game:' he said. "E\ervonc know': they need more money but the\ don't want to let on until after the cicction:·'

UD profs advise ocean report BY JOCELY:--1 JONES

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In an elTon to npand ocean rc~earch and protect the world's ocean resources from ··exploita­tion and pollution:· a presidential commisston umed President Gconre \\'. Bush- and Congress last Tltcsda\ to mcrcase funding.

Jordan· St John, director of j)llbk <til:m~ for the Nallonal Occantc and Atmospheric Admmistration. said devoting more monev and attentton to th~ \\ orld\ oceans is obligatory·.

"\\'c kno'' more about the dark stdc of the moon than \\ e do about the ea11h ·:-.oceans." he said. "People recogmze ASA. but they don "t recot,rnize "iOAA, the nation's ocean agency:·

C Molvn Thorough good. dean oOt.inne tudtcs and a sci­ence ad\ iscr to the commis ·wn, said she agrees ocean research and development should be first pnonty.

"\\ e · re im estigatmo a mag­nitude bs in unde~·-;tandmg oilr own planet than we are in learn­mg about oth~.:rs," she satd. "We ne'Cd to understand what's hap­pemng on our planet.'.

One of the most notable rec­ommendations, Thoroughgood said, 1s to t!) to bring ~greater

coordination over federal agen­cies that deal with ocean issues.

This lack of haiTilonization between the local, state and feder­al government is partly re ponsi­ble for the deterioration of ocean resources that has gone unsolved.

Thoroughgood said the cre­ation of a natio nal ocean policy fi·amework would improve the linkages at all levels of govern­ment.

St. John said one of the major new initiatives is to have a coastal observing svstem.

Employing- a' network of sensors along the coastline would aid in climate predictions, deter­mining levels of ozone and even informing the public about days when they would be at a higher risk of asthma complications. he said.

Thoroughgood said one of the reasons ~there has not been more interest and investment in the ocean is that people do not understand the impact they have on the ocean, its role in our lives or its capacity to accommodate our needs.

"E\'eryone should be inter­ested to what's happening to the water on this planet," she said. '·Ifs such a dominant feature there ·s no way for it not to ha\·e

impact and vice versa." The old theory, "the best

solution to pollution is dilution," has been proven wrong, Thoroughgood said.

The oceans do not ha\·e an infinite capacity for \\'aste and their resources are not limitless.

'·People think of the ocean as a place to swim or boat or fish:· she said. "'They rcall; don't understand that the oxygen they breathe is dri\ en b\ oceanic processes." '

St. John said half the U.S. population lives in a coastal region, and 20 percent live direct­ly on the coast.

Thoroughgood said that is why one of the other recommen­dations, education, is so \ita!. One way to dra\\" students to math ai1d sctcnce could be through the study of the ocean. making the subject matter less "dry." Usmg aquariums to con­duct infoiTilal education would also be useful.

"Ifyou're gro\\'mg up future generations of students who ·ve actually had study of the oceans." she said. '"they \\ 11 I be more inforn1ed policy makers in the future."

St. John atd there is an incredible need for ski lled mmine

biologi ts as well, and if a more vibrant aquiculture industry were created, that would mean more jobs. · Cou11ney Schikora. press secretary for Sen. Ted Ste\ ens, R­Ark., chamnan of the Senate Appropriations Committee, said the proposal includes creating an Ocean Polic\ Trust Fund from ro;alttes paid on the ml and gas exploration.

The commission is ash.ing for S5 billion O\ er tl\e years. she said, and for the upcommg year members have asked for 1.8 bil­lion.

"We don't have a final budg­et here in the Senate." Schtko~a said, "but we antlctpate the budg­et being very tight."

Thoroughgood said the real­location of funds wdl be neces­sary'. as there\\ ill be a shift of pri­orities. Other important issues include ecosystem management. expandi.n~: to a global system and reducing 0\·cr-fishing.

The first re\ te\\ of ocean · polic) in 35 years included 198 recommendation·, she satd. and a draft of the repol1 has been released to allo\v go\·emors as well as the public ~to conunent through May 21.

Astra Zeneca opens Del. plant BY ;\IARIA:'IA SALEi\1

Stall Rt'f>l>rt<•r

Astra Zeneca, the fifth largest pharma­ceutical company in the world, opened its fifth buildmg in Delaware on April 20.

The building, known as the Automated Compound Mam1gement Facility, is located at the company's research and development campus in Wilmington.

The facility relies on the process of sci­entific rc earch through use of automated robots.

Kellie Rivest, senior manager for research and de\'elopment at Astra Zeneca, said the new facility only has 12 employee on staff, mo t of whom were transfened from other departments in the company.

She said with the goal for improvement in research. the pbatmaccutical comP.any will help advance its reputation in the state of Delaware.

"Astra Zeneca has contributed tremen­dously to Delaware's economy, and through

the advancement of research, we will only continue to do so," she said.

James Butkiewicz, economics professor, said the advancement of automated machines replacing the labor force is an ine\'itable pan of the technological process.

He said that in 1960, 20 percent of man­ufacturing was in the labor force. By 1997, the labor force went d0\\11 to IS percent.

"Technology will continue to displace more and more people in the future." Butkiewicz said.

EYen though technology may have to replace skilled labor with machines, he said. Astra Zeneca i a company where high!; skilled people with a college education are always in need. he aid.

'·Machines like these will help compound storage, but it still takes people to analyze the results." he said. ··This is cetiainl) a job opportunity for Delaware graduates."

"This is an advancement where soctel\ IS

better in the long nm," he said. ··'vvc don ·t

\\'lint to stop the carousel of progress:· Michelle Meeh.er, corporate communica­

tion manager, said the S 13 million addition 1s the first of its kind in Delm,are.

"We're \'Cry exctted about our purpose.'' she said. '· It is complete!) new technology that is utilizing research through robotic mechamcs.'· - -

Meeker said the Automated Compound Facility ha the abllit} to :tore more than 2 X mtllion compound samples.

The facility in \\'ilminmon has the abilit\ to improve the-speed and producti\ ity of drug discovery and dc\clopmcnt. she satd.

Ri\ est said she is nor cettain whether the ne\v faci lity will affect employment in the ntture. Astra Zeneca CUITently employs 6,000 in Delaware.

"The issue should not be about future employment but more on the process of research discO\·ery:· she said.

WORLD BANK, IMF CONS1DER DEBT RELIEF WASHI.:-.;GI~0;\1 - \Vorld finance leader~ agreed Sunday on the need to

contmue cancchng the debh of poor countries and to prO\ ide more aid in the furn1 of grams rather than loan'>. but critics said their pledges feU short of \\hat wm, needed.

The lntemational Monetat) Fund and the World BJnk concllided two dav:. of deliberation~ b) declaring their intent to e-..pand an e\.isting debt-relief pro­gram and secure more funds to help developing countries achieve pG\ Crt)­reduction goals.

The recommendations, endorsed by members of a joint policymaklng committee. \\ill be taken up b) the full membership of the two institut1ons in the fall.

Panel members embraced a U .S.-backed proposal to pro\ ide more future de\elopment atd in the f01m of grants requiring no repa;,ment. in:,tead of c-..tcnding ne\\ l<Kms that perpetuate the cycle of indebtedness.

But they did not agree on the optimal level of grant financing. a subject of con~iderable debate among big lender:-.. The World Bank has expres::.ed con­cem about the effect of more e-..tensi\e debt cancellation or grant sub~titutJon on lh abilit) to u~c debt rcpa\ ment~ to make ne\\ loans to~ de er\ ing coun-tnes · ~

The panel called on the de\ eloped world to do more to help poor couutrics mah.c progress tO\\ard po\·ert) reducuon. warning that most of the mtllennt­um de\ elopmem goals endorsed b) global leaders four years ago were unhke-1> to be met b\ the target date of 20 15. - The millennium obJecti\es include reducing global poverty by half.

achie\ mg u_ni\ersal prim_<U) school education. promoting gender equahty. reducmg cht!d mona hi.). tmpro\lng health care and pre\ enting em ironmen­t a! degradattnn.

World Bank pre.,ident James \\'olfcnsohn accused the mternational com­mumt) of getting 1ts prioritie~ bach. ward. noting that global defense spendmg ll.llb appro:>..tmatel) $900 bdhon annual]). farn1 subsidies in wealthy nations appro:~.tmatel;. $3(X) bllhon. and development assi~tance for poor countries only '>60 biliion.

For three decade~. the United :"'ations ha.~ encouraged wealthy nations to contribute 0.7 percent of their gross nauonaJ mcomes~to de,·elopment assis­tance.

The United State~ was the world\ btggcst donor in dollar teiTil~. hut the ~llngicst \\hen judged by the US. standard. contributmg $15.5 billion. \\hich amounb to just 0 .13 percent of the nation\ income.

UJ\1. OFFICES SET ON FlRE DURING RELIGIOUS FIGHTING JAKARTA.lndoncsia- At least 10 people were h.illed \\hen offices of the

United :'\at ions were set on tire Sunday a:-. lighting erupted between ~1uslnn~ and Christians in the remote Molucca blands. authonties and\\ 1tnesse~ satd

The clash broke out in Ambon. the pnnincial capJtal. during a demonstra­tiOn b) Chn::.tlan separatists \\ ho ad\ ocate independt:nce for the lndonest•m region once kilO\\ n as the Spice blands.

Ambon Pollee Chief Bambang Sutrisno satd nearly 100 people. mcludmg two ofticers. \\Cre injured in the fighting- the tiN ma]or outbreak of\ iolenc~ tn the regwn in more than two )Cars. Dotcns of people were arre .. ted. he satd. including many scparattsh 1\ ho attempted to raise the han ned flag of thetr tnuependencc mm ement. -

The rioting sparh.ed fcm·.., that the :\lolucca.., could once agam become the focal point of a ma_1or religtous confltct. \1uslum .. llld ChmtTans had li\ed in hm·mon: in the i .. Iand Lhain tultd 1999. when a cla~h betweu1 an Amhon bLh driwr and a pa.,senger triggered a conflict that h. tiled at least 9.000 and dnl\ c more than 500.000 people from their home-. .

On Sunuay. police ~aid . hundreds of Chrisllans celebrated the 5-Ith an_ni\ er.,<U) of t.hc fountlmg of th~tr eparatist mo,·ement by attempting IL• rL11se thctr tlag 111 doLcns ot locallons and marc.:hmn throunh the center ot Ambon. ~ "' "'

Ctroline Tupama.hu. the head of the U DP oftice, satd rioters sel lire to nearby buildings. including the offices that hou~ed the United 'atwns Dc\clopmcnt Prnfram. CNlCEf· and the LnHed '\allons Ofhcc tor the Coordmatton of Humamt<U1an Al"tatr ... . Also de~tro)cd were the otltces of nongm~.:mmental aid group:-. mcludmg Doctor., \Vithout Borders .

i'\o L·.:-.:. staft·mcmbcrs were harmed. she said. but the offices \\ere almo.,t destroyed. The United "iallons \\as not singled out b;. the crowd but \\a'> on a street 1n the border area \\here the confl tct broh.e out. .r\.ppro-..tmatel) 10 bu!IJmgs on the street were destroyed. she said .

"We cannot "I) that our oftice \\as a target:· ~he ~a1d. "Its not JUst our office."

Other butldmgs that were torched mcluded school'>. a hotel. a church. an airlines office, refugee housing. homes and a reconciliation center for :V.1ushm~ and Chmt1;ns. ~

:V.1embers of both communilles blameJ police for not mO\ing qutckly enough to ~eparatc the groups and for allowmg the \ tolence to escalate

"The local go' ernmem and the police were siO\Y to anticipate thi~." Dicn Kclilauw. chief of the Amara new~ agency. bureau in Ambon. satd. "The pohcc came too late. and there were not ma;1) of them ...

U.S. TROOPS CLAHI PROGRESS IN FAT.-Ll'JAH CNREST FALLUJAH. Iraq - After threatemng for oays to stoiTil msurgents in thi~

monar-scmTed Cll). L .S. forces Sunda;, reponed 'ign' of progres~ tO\\ard a peaceful settlement and announced that G.S. ~oldicr~ <llld the Iraqi Ci\il Defen'e Corps would begin JOlllt neighborhood patrob thJs week.

The shift in tenor under~cored the complexilles U .. forces face in ~how­ing resohe again't insurgents \~hile trymg to a1·oid another round of blood­~hed that could incite new upnsings across the nation.

Brig. Gen. :\1ark Kimmitt. deputy director of operations in Iraq, ~aid po~i­ti\e sigm \\ere emerging from negotiations and the military would practice "combat patience:·

In an incident that could rile passion~ in Baghdad. the capital. U.S. force are im e~tigating a shootout dO\\ tHO\\ n bet\~een their troop~ and rooftop gun­men.

The tiretight ~tarted near ~larty r·s Monument after a roadside bomb killed one Amencan. Troops ca.med the soldier awa) from the cene. When they rctumed. children wen: taking items from their \'Chicle .

The quagmtre in Fallujah Ts testing the patience of the military a~ negotia­tors from the U.S.-backed Iraqi GoYerning Council attempt to per,uade insllf­genr~ to lay dO\\ n their hcmy weapons and allO\\ ci~ go\·ernment offices to reopen. U.S. forces ha\ e stated that they would wait "da)S. not weeks" before launchmg a ~weeping offensi\·e.

Kimmitt said anyone carrymg a \\capon ins1de Fallujah after that would be "constdercd ho,tile :·

- compiled hy Brook Pauer.\onfrom Washim~ton Posrand LA. Ttmes ll'ire reports

Police Reports

TUESDAY

Partly cloudy, highs in the 60s

WEDNESDAY

Mostly sunny, highs in the 60s

THURSDAY

Mostly sunny, highs in the 60s

COLDSTONE CREAMERY BRAWL

Two men injured another man in front of the Coldstone Creamery on East Main Street Saturday at approximately 8:25 p.m.. ewark Police said.

A group of approximately 10 people approached the man and one member of the group said. "What are you looking atT and then spi t on him, Simpson aid.

Another member of the group punched the man in his face. she ~aid. then picked up a chair and threw it at him.

Police have identified a us­pect and the investigation 1~

ongoing. Simpson said .

'

SHATTERED WINDSHIELD An unh.nown person damaged

the windshield and hood of a '97 Mitsubishi Eclipse Saturday between approximately 2:00 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. near Scholar Dr.i\e. Simpson said .

Upon impection. the officer observed footprints on the hood. she said . and what appeared to be a heel print in the center of the v..indshield where it hat­tered .

Appro-..imatel) S-l50 worth of damages was done to the wind­shield and hood. Sunpson said . and there are no suspects at this time.

SOAP AND !\lORE SOAP An unknown man remO\ ed

$50 worth of liquid and bath vapor soap from Happy Harry's in the College Square Shoppmg Center Thur da;, at 4:40 p.m., Simp on said.

A second man di ·tracted the clerk at the front counter ~ htle the other man collected the items . she aid.

An employee yelled for them ro stop. but they had alrcad) ned. Stmpson said.

There is a sun eillance tape of the incident and uspect de crip­tion. she said. and the ca ·c lh still under ime tigation .

- Megan Sui/iran

April n. 2004 • THE REVIEW • A3

New UD program to encourage volunteerism BY KATHRY~ DRESHER

Sraf[ Reporrer

A new program to be instituted at the university next fall will encourage students to get more involved in the community.

"The council believes that the uni­vers ity has a rcsponstbiltt; to he engaged in lis communi!) and to pro­mote a sense of ci\ ic responsibi Itt; among its students," he said.

"'\\ c arc going to jo111 the national sen ice learnmg movement,"" she said. ""and the mam rdca of the program is that ''hat you learn can be applied out­srdc the classroom.··

and Public Policy and co-chairman of the council, said there are hundreds of possibilitie for \\hat kind of programs sen ·ice learning could offer.

'·[t cou ld work in public and private schools. in neighborhood groups."" he sa1d. "There are a whole ranoe of option that could be linked ba~k to academics.··

Other colleges across the country ha\ e already in t ituted service learnmg programs, Barneko\ satd. including programs at Penn State. Umversity of Pennsvlvania and Rutgers.

Expanded Sef\. ice Learning is a new teaching program that \\ill reqUire students to engage themselves in com­munity service and relate it back to classroom learning.

The program \\til inlttally focus on opportumtics for undergraduates, R1ch said. but hopefully :t \\ill expand to include graduate students as well.

The hope of these classes is that they \\Ill help foster civic respon tbdrt) among students. :\.1organ said.

""Lots of students a I read) \ olun­teer." she sard. ··but this rs taking rt to a le\ cl \\her~ tt can be connected to the acadcmrc experience."

'"There are high- expectations for programs to begin in many other uni­\'er itie ,"'he said.

Rich sa id significant gro\vth 111 tu­dents' participation in se;;_ ice learnmg is expected for next year.

The Academic Council on Service Learning presented provost Daniel Rtch with a report that recommended sen tce learning be introduced to the universtty.

"The office \\Ill help students to pursue opportunillcs to part1cipatc '' ith facu It; 111 sen icc learning projects lmkcd to thc1r academic program-, of study_·· he satd.

Sen ICL lcarnmg not only invoh es \ oluntecnng for the commullll\. :\.1organ sarJ. but also rcqu1res students 10 rcllcct on '' hcthcr somcth111g '' orkcd c~nd lllm 11 could be imprm cd.

The council did a ur\ ey of the campus when they prepared the report, Bamekov said. and it found specific entries of sen ice learning beino done in e' ery college. ~ "'

"Expanded programs of service learning are consistent \\ ith the um\ er­·irv· commitment to di CO\en·-based le~rning." he said. ""and sen ice learning programs wil l provide additional educa­tional benefits fo r our students:·

Rich stated in an e-mail message that the council was created last spring as the first phase in bringing sen ice learning to the university.

Robin Morgan. dean of the College of Agnculturc and Natural Rc,ourccs. co-chain\ oman on thc cmmctl. sa1d Rich has a deep comrmtment to hrmg­mg sen tcc lcarntng to the uni\ crsity.

Timlltl1\ Barncko\. ·dean of the College or fluman Sen !CCS. EducatiOn

"I did en ice learning act ivitie with my graduate s tudents~· - he said. ··and other acti' itics have been going on 111 almost e\·ery college that m,·olves some aspect of service learning."

Dance celebrates Caribbean City prepares concert series BY :'-:ATALIE T ORE:\'Tl'\'OS

Stall R<porter

Pounding reggae and hip-hop beah boomed through the l"rabant University Center Saturda) as 250 students danced Ill ·'Yuh Tmk \\'~: Easy," a celebration of Caribbean heritage and culture.

Junior Chris 0' etll smd he liked the vanet~ of music pia~ ed at the event since those genres are not heard often on campu~

"This dance •· like stud) abroad,"" hr sa1d. ""People get to e\pcri­ence something different. It 's good for the mmd and sout.··

Junior Krystal Desormeaux, secretar;. of Caribbean Student Alliance, sa id the dance rat sed 52.000 for the oreamza;ion. \\ hich aims to educate students on cultural awan.:ness. Other ·programs the organization has sponsored include folk talc nights and dance lesson'

She sa id organizers \\anted participants to bring !lags represent­ing their homelands. Flags from Canbbean countries such as Hattt and :rrinidad were waved during upbeat songs and hung ti·om bclt loops of Jeans.

The dance started slow at first. while people began tricklmg into the Multipurpose Room and a few bra\ e souls danced 111 front of the disc jockey stage to get the part) started. Dillinjah, a Jamaican. was one of the d1sc JOCk C) s and satd it took a whi le to get everyone im olved but the good vtbcs hctghtcncd the ener­gy level.

The crowd thickened as cliques of dancers formed throughout the

room. ThL danung ranged fwm casual arm ''a\ ing to grinding during song-, fwm Sean Paul. Kanyc \\'est. Vybz ( artcl. Elephant Man. Jay­/ and B.lb\ Cham.

Sophomorc Shantce \!orris sard she liked the mnture of music pia~ cd at the dance and the cultural di\·er,II).

"'\!) parcnh .trc Jc~maican. so 11 \\~b nrcc to sec a Wcs_t lndtes theme." she ~aid . ·'I drdn"t know there were so man) people wnh \\'est lndtan hcnta!!c at thi ~ school.··

A \ arict~ of laneuagcs ''ere heard among the students and the music . clcct;ons. frc~H:h~ Spant:h and Englisl~ arc all spoken in the Canhhcan countncs. and the mght integrated th1s aspect of the culture.

Senior l:sther PnnLc. president of Canbbcan Student Alliance. commented on the mustcal stY lcs· heard throughout the night.

··soca mustL mgmatcd In Trinidad and i'S li' elier than cal; pso." she sard. ··soca tells a stor) about the culture, dcalmg with polttic. or .soc tal status. It "s more of a carni\ al t) pe of music.··

Prmcc. a natn c of the Virgin Islands. satd she was happy to see a lot of non-Caribbean students. She satd she hopes in the future more people fmm the student population ''til attend these C\ cnts, not just those '' llll arc alrcad\ familiar with the musrc. Dillmjah said he '' a~s enthusiastrc about the Ionge\ ity of the reggae mu. tc genrc. saymg hip-hop songs easily go out of st) le ,,·hen reggae from 20 year, ago is. till popular today.

BY DA:\'IELLE RABE'i Stafl Reporter

Newark Parks and Recreation will host a eries of concerts beginning May 6 that \\ 11l feature music from blues to rock.

Sharon Bruen, recreation supen isor for communrty e\ ents. said e\\ ark has host­ed Its Spring Concert Series on the lawn of the Academy Building on the corner of 'v1ain Street stnce I 990.

The concerts are free and any one can attend. she said. and organizer· tr; to ha\ e a 'ancty of perforn1crs o they can attract dtffcrcnt ty pc of people.

it \\US well planned, open to the publrc and engage· the communit)- as ''ell as tu­dents.

Honest John Band IS one of the groups set to play m the series, and front man John Grenda said he Is exctted about th1. opportunn; to per­form.

Grenda sa1d the band plays funk. soul. blues and classtc rock.

'"lt"s a little bit of the old and a little bit of the ne,,:· he said . • '"\\'c make you ''ant to get up and dance ltke you dtd many ) ears ago.

Local playhouse performs comedy ""\Vhtle most of the regu­

lars are older ctttzen!> :i"nd famtltes. students generally stop by ''hen they are walkmg past because they ha\ e more free ttme." Bruen said. ""It"s a great thmg when you get to bnng the commun1ty together to experience mustc the] would not necessanl) listen to.··

Grenda said the mcknamc Honest John i, tongue and cheek. When the band was audnwnmg smgcrs. he d1d not ha\ c the ncn c to tell them the) .. ,, eren 't a perfect match··

Butch Zno. '' ho ha~ heen playmg music for 30 years. ts al ·o set to perform 111 the show.

BY LAURE~ ZA:'<E 'irati Rqwrru-

The Chapel Street Players fi lied its orth Chapel Street Playhouse with laughter Friday night, performing its last play of the season, "Romantrc Comedy,"" to an audience of approximate!) 75 people.

Bernard Slade's light humored production featured a 1--l-year-long love and hate rela­tionship between two play writers, along \\ ith their sarcastic agent, spouses and a lover to spice things up.

Charles Hicks, co-director of '·Romantic Comedy," said he was mterested in the play because of all the subtle dry humor and sar­casm it encompassed.

"We only had about two months to put this play together. and we' re delighted'' ith the pres­entation,'" Hicks said.

The setting of the show con-

ststed of an office ,,.llh a chest•mt \\ nting table. sofa and she!\ cs stacked full of books. paimcd in for effect. The play began '' tth an aspiring \\Titer ''a! king mto the offi ce thinking ~he has a meeting with a famous play \\ ntcr. but instead gets a special surprise when ;,he dtsco\ crs he is naked and attemptmg to put on clothes.

After the cmbarrassmg scene, they bcgm to find each other m~ s­tcriously attractn c. He offers her to work wrth hrm on hrs next pro­duction and soon their rolkrcoast­cr relationshrp takes off

The; spend almost e\·cr:­minute of the day collahoratmg tdcas for future plays and soon become almost the same person. The) read each othcr·s minds and finish each other's sentences but still do not realize they [0\c each other.

Instead of profcssmg thc1r desires. them o go to great lengths

to make each other JCalous. L!ltlc thmg' IIkc constant b1ck..:nng and hun sleepmg wtth random actrc-;s­cs cause grant uproars between them. lea\ 111g the audience to pon­der rf the:- will ever get together.

:\.1 iddletown rcstdcnt St..:\ e l\.lc"-:cll) said he ~potted an ad\er­tiscmcnt about the pia) 111 the nC\\ spa per and thought It \nmld be a wonderful wa) to ~pend an C\ en mg.

""It\ been a '' hilc smce I sa\\ a play. and 1 thought the sarcastic humor between all the character~ ''as grcat."" he said

Hockessin resident Lynda Stellcnhcrg said it ''as a great comcd;. and Yet;. cntcnammg.

Co-drrcctor Barbara H1cks. '' rfc of co-drrector Charle-, Hicks. said rchear~als dt the Play housc ''ere hard to schedule because the cast \ oluntccrcd its time.

··The cast members consrstcd of doctors. Ia\\ y cr-.. tcachcrs and

Student battles for life Sophomore Tom Isherwood

has a pa sion and understand­ing for this week"s Battle for Life events few can relate to.

He spent Winter Sess ion on a study abroad trip to South Africa. not only taking classes but also volunteering at Tumelong Haven . a center in a heavily populated area of the country for children from under-privileged familie .

The international relations and . economics major said he and five to 10 other students aided the center 's workers with everyday need and helped provide the children with companionship and edu­cation .

"It let them know that peo­ple in other countries care." he said.

Isherwood said the center was a place where 40 to 50 preschool-aged children could learn and be provided with two olid meals per day.

" It" providing an infra­structure they couldn't get at home;· he said .

The Wichita, Kan. native said the experience taught him that language was not neces­sary to communicate with such young children. Isherwood said they expressed themselves through gestures. such as the rai ing their hands when they wanted to be picked up .

"I think more than anything they just wanted attention ," he said.

One day. Isherwood volun-

teered at the Mohau Center. an orphanage for approximate!) 30 South African children. almost all of whom had AIDS .

At the center. he said. he met a ) oung student who ''as alive becau~e the mone) earned through Battle for Life bought htm rncdicinc.

"'Just to sec thts kid smile when he wouldn "t ha\ e been alive lets us knO\\ we realh make a change ... he -,aid ·

The chil&en at the center were \ isiblj sick. lshemood said. and at trmes it was emo­tionally difficu lt to work there .

·'[AIDS I hits you in the face." he said. '·You can"t ignore it:·

His C\perience in South Africa made him realize how 'aluable am kind of 'olun­tecrism 1s. he said.

Isherwood is president of Alpha Lambda Delta. the honor and sen Icc socict) sponsonng 'arious C\ ~nts to raise monc\ for Battle tor L!lc this week ·

Proceeds of the c\ents \\ill be sent to hoth of the centers ''here he \Olunteered in South Africa. as well as pro\ idmg a partial scholarship to a priYate elcmentan school 111 South Afnca. ·

- Chrisww Hcnwndc:

t

hot..se\\ I\ cs:· she said ··so the) had to "ork an1und thc1r already hectic li\ cs and could on I) prac­tice two or three tunes a \\ cck"

She sard the Chapel Street Players put on fi\ c shows per year and anyone can audttwn.

·-rour or five unt\ crsit} stu­dents auditioned for some of the plavs. so we arc lookmg for tal­ented people of all ages. not JUst adultS:' Hicks said.

Pcter Clark. productiOn man­ager. smd he ts dehghted to see the progress the pia) house has made 111 the past le'\ years.

··The build111g used to consrst of a flat lc\ el fl~or and foldmg ch~.11rs."" he said, ··but now '' c rcbmlt the stage. cleared out the pdlars and put 111 proper seaung for the audience:·

""Romantic Comedy·· \\til be performed for the following three weekends Ill the '\orth Chapel Street Pla~ house.

Laura Scanlan. director of the Del a\\ arc Di\ IS IOn of the Arts. O\ cr aw the grant that was giYen to fund the e\·ent.

Scanlan said the crt) applies for the grant and a board of cuizens rc' 1e'' the applications and rank them.

··It "s our goal to ensure a '' rde cross section of the com­munit) is 111\ oh ed and ha an opponunrt) to C"\periencc our programs. she satd. ""It engages people from a 'a net) of backgrounds, bnngs 111 ne'' busmess patrons and presents an opportunrt) for people 111

the community to promote therr cultural heritage ··

Scanlan sard the Spring loncert Senes ''as a project ,,·orth~ of the fundmg because

In the past. he said he played '' !th Pete eegcr. Jefferson Airplane and man) other ··60 ps) chedehc peo­ple '"

Zi!O sard he took a :-ear and half off from bcmg m bands to '' ork on hrs folk and bluegrass st) le mus1c. In addttlon to '' ntmg songs and sing mg. he also pla) s the gui­tar and the mandolin.

Zno sard he ts excited about pcrformmg because the concert sencs I!> a chance to ~howcase the songs on h1s ne\\ album.

··rm really lookmg for­ward to putting my songs out there '' nh a great bunch of performer~.-· he said.

Three bands play R -Series B' CHRISTI '\E ALH \ :\18~\

SI:t! Rtp,,uj

Local bands Ommsoul, :-.larlon l)prke and Suspycrous Aloycwus rocked the Scrounge. packing in more than 200 people 111 a conccn Thursday nrght.

The shm\ was a part of the weekly R-Scries. hosted by the Student Center Programs \d\ tsory Board.

Susp) c10us Aloycious opened the shO\\ \\ rth a relaxed. smooth sound. The band per­formed songs ltkc ""Yours Tmly .. and ""\\'here \\'e Are·· '' hich caused some gtrls 1n the audience • to gaze up at the band members \nth starr:, eyes.

Susprcous Alo) cious satd Thursday, night was the first tune 11 pia~ cd a set consisting of no etn er songs, only the band· - orig­inal songs.

Omnisoul, a band composed ofuni,·erslly students and alumni, played next.

Junior hawn Manigl), a 2.tntarist for Omnisoul. said the band draws its inspiration from John ~ayer. Howie Day and Li\e.

Ommsoul has played at the uni\ers1ty man1 times. as well as at Deer Park Bar and Ta,em. Stone Balloon. and in ew York City and Phrladelphia.

\.1anigly said Omnisoul recently opened for Sugar Ray at Kahunm illc in \\'ilmmgton.

Senior Derek Fuh;;,ann sard the band usually plays to O\Cr-21 crowd~. so they were happ) to be able to reach out to a broader audiLnce.

""R-Series is a great opportu­nity to pia) for all ages."· he said. --It·s a diflerent energy when peo­ple are sober.··

Marlon Spike was the final act. brining jazz-influenced rock to the stage. The band combined saxophone, keyboard and drums to simulate a concert experience remimscent of the DaYe Matthews Band.

"R -Series is a great

opportunity to play for all ages. It 's a different

energy when people are

sober." - Senior Derek Fuhrmann

of Onmisoul

Marlon Spike said the band \\as exci ted to play Thur day night, especially becau e it wa Its first time playing together in a month.

Dan Sarkis ian, a drummer for 1arlon Spike. aid the R­Series allows the band to reach a large audrence.

··uD i a big thing in th is area:· he said. "Everyone from all

over goes here and tf you reach them. the) can take it home wtth them."

Freshman \ 1agen McKinney, a fi rst-time attendee, said she enjoyed the concert and was touched by the bands· sincerity.

"A II three of the bands showed such strong emotion in their lj ric and they all looked like they were ha\ ing a great time up there," she said.

Semor Ke\ in KoYale ki said he thought the band · perform­ances were high energ).

"My fa, orite part was when the ba ist from ~farlon Spike threw his bas around hi back," he aid.

Junior Matt Fuerch said he enjoyed Omnisoul' performance.

"Omnisoul wa fanta tic a always."' he ard. 'The) are uch a tight and pohshed band, and you can te ll the) take \\ hat they do seri ous!) . Derek" [Fuhrmann] vocal are an amazing blend of strength and emotion and there isn't a weak link 111 the entire group.

'"The; are definitely becom­ing a local fa\ orite. ·· ~ Junior Ju tin Sager, R- erie

chairman for CPAB, aid this particular R- cries concert wa unique becau e the tudent TV

etwork tele\ ised the show. He said he thought the

bands' music was excellent. h\·e­ly and upbeat.

"Omnisoul has more of a main tream sound while Marlon Spike ha more of a jazzy rock ound," Sager said.

A4 • THE RE\ IE\\ • April 27. 200-+

Students honor Shakespeare

BY JOE OLIVIERI Stu/! Ref'orler

E-52 Student Theatre sponsored 1ts fourth annual 24 Hours of Shakespeare on the steps of Memorial Hall Fnday to commemo­rate the Bard ·s 440th birthday.

Semor Gwen Thorson. president of E-52. s<ud some people were sur­prised by the event.

ever you are here, you are here." Thorson said the style of per­

forma nces changed as the day pro­grc ed. - ''At around 2 a.m., we ye ll at the drunks to get thee to a nunnery." she said.

' ·At around noon, we're more catering to the parents and we tend to be a little more active. put on the cos­tumes and act a little b1t." "A lot of the tour groups find it

really interesting. Someone actually tried to give us donations:· she said.

This v ear I:> the first to use a schedule dr plays. Thorson sa1d.

Thorson said by the end of the 24 hours, e\ eryone just wants to get through it so the plays are read more quickly.

THE RE\lEW Je~'1ca S1tkoft Theatre students pay homage to the anniversary of Shakespeare's birth by reading his works for 24 hours outside Memorial Hall.

"Last vcar it's been. we p1cked it and we did it," she said. "\\'c ha\ e 12 plays that we plan on doing and we 'II get through all of them.··

She said the marathon became a traditiOn because E-52 decided it was fun and they wanted to do it c\·ery year.

"[We J play With words to keep each other on our toes and lots of caf­feine." B1rch said.

other people read. too. Depending on hO\\ somcbod) reads. you suddenl)­notJcc different things about the play--She said approxm1atcly 20 to -W

people participated 111 the e\·ent. mostly E-52 members, but passersby were welcome to join the perform­ances and were offered snacks if they did.

Junior Becky Birch, a partici­pant. said she intended to stay_ as long as she could.

"l wa~ here at midnight, had an hour nap unintentionally. ;nd l had a test at 9:00 I went to," she said.

"Other people come. so 1t's not the same six or 12. and you can take naps if enough people are around.'' she said. ·'and if we ha\ e enouhh people to read." ~

Senior Jessica Pcnctar sa1d although the 1dca of perfonn111g seemed mteresting. she d1d not "ant to participate.

Lois Potter. English professor. "[ like Shakespeare. but I don't thmk I would sll there and read for a while:· she ·aid . "[ just like to li~­ten.··

·'Three of us arc planning on st1ckmg around for 24 hours right nO\\," she said. '·but othennse ''hen-

She said the performers used a 'ancty of means to stay awake and alert.

said she enjoyed reading Shakespeare aloud.

'·It's a pleasure to have the opportunity.'' she said. "I like heanng

Community cleans up for Earth Day B' '\ATALIE BISHOP

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A communi!) cleanup ho ·ted by the Newark Parks and Recreation Department took place Saturday to celebrate Earth Day and to help make the Cit) a cleaner place to live.

Sharon Bruen. recreation supervisor of com­munity events, sa1d the Earth Da)- cleanup is important because some people in the community are not concerned with thetr em·ironment.

"In every city there arc a few p~ople who care." she said. "and other-. that don't care or are Inconsiderate of the enYironmcnt. ··

Tht: event ha-; helped the community since 1999. sh<. sa1d. and IS in conjunction with Earth Day to raJ. c t:ll\ ironmental a\\ art:nc_·s.

Tht: cleanup usually targets parks and other common areas m the commulllt). Bruen said, and Yoluntecr collect appro:-..imatcly 300 to 400 bags t:ach year.

There \\as a larg~ turnout this y·ear wi,h apprO.\lmatel) 200 Yolunteer,, she said, including Boy Scout and Bro\\ nic troops, sororities and some indi\ iduals that just wanted to help.

Joann \\arton. representing Browmc Troop

892, sa id her group collected seven bags and found a hubcap, tennis ball and a brick at Dick) Park.

Bruen said the teams cleaned their designated areas for approximately two hours and then reunit­ed to enJOY hotdogs and hamburgers and recap on their experiences at the itcs.

In past years. groups have found refrigerators, bicycles and tires, she said, and this year was no different.

"The team working behind Dunkin Donuts found basically a whole car," Bruen said. "They found three tires and several other components. They had their work cut out for them."

Sophomore Andrea Tetreault, Alpha Phi Omega fraternity member, said she was at the cleanup to celebrate Earth Day and to keep the commumty free of their garbage.

"The cleanup is important so that we're not living 111 our own garbage." she smd.

Junior Altuz, representing Boy Scout Troop 352. said th1s was his tirst year participating in this e\ cnt. but he a~d his group had fun cleanmg the bicycle trail.

"We had a bla ·t and the kids loved it.'' he ~aid. "I think it's cool keepmg the area I l1vc in nice."

Connie Branson. with BrO\\ nie Troop l 062. said her troop \\anted to get the girls.m\ olved in their commumty.

'·It is a community-oriented C\el1t that allows the girls to feel like they did something for their commumt) ... she said.

The troop cleaned Lumbrook Park and then cleaned around Wh1te Cla) Creek. Branson said. collecting approximate!) I 0 bags

"\\'e had fun and a good time:· she sa1d. ··1 high I) recommend pm1ic1pating. ··

It IS important to participate in community e\ cnts. Branson s<ml. because e\ cryonc uses the areas that were cleaned.

" It is Important to g1\·e back to the communi­ty in which )Ouli\c because we ,l!J w,e the parks." she said. "This c\ cnt gi' es the group a sense of community and responsibility. and that is some­thing eve I) one should take ad\ anlage of. ..

Bruen said the communi ty cleanup \\as a suc­cess and e\ cryonc had fun .

"The \ olunteers had a good time, and the streets look good," she sa1d.

Farm festivities draw enthusiastic crowd continued from A I

\\·atched the pon:- '' alk the monoto­nous course. and passed th~ time until their turn to ndc.

Jill Friedman. 8. who tra\eled with her parents from Philadelphia for the day, Impaliently wa1ted for

her turn. "That's a really small horse."

she sa1d. ··and r·ve never ridden one before I can't wait."

Ag Day has brought the commu­nity and the university together for agricultural events for 29 years. and

those who worked the event in vears past benefitted from the experieitcc.

Goodwin Keener Cobb IV. alum­nus of the College of Agriculture and Natural Resources. said taking pa1i in the e\ent as a student helped him in his career.

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D.C. march fights for choice continued from A 1

;-..1archers ''a! ked past small groups of count­er-protesters. who could be seen \\ Jth banners that read "God hates you" and posters of aborted fetu~­es. Some abortion-rights marchers held sums that said. "Keep your n;-~ane, otT m) o an~s-- and "The on!)- bush I tmst Is m~ O\\ n:·

The marchers yelled chants such a, '·\\-ho~c bod)'! 1) body! Whose choJce'l ,\1~ chOice' .. ''This 1s what democrac:- looks like:· and "Pro­life'? That's a he. You don't care 1 f ''omen d1e ··

A~ marchers rounded Penns\ h ani a A' cnue and headed back to the 'ational \tall. huue TV creens were set up to shO\\ the speakers on~ stage

Ms. magazme co-l~lundcr and longtime fcmJ­ni ·t acti\·ist Glona ~tcmcm spoke to the cnmd. along \\'Jth a sle\\ ot other celebnt) supporter-, Sen. Hillary Chnton. D-~.Y. Ted Turner. ;\lob:. Carole King. usan Sarandon. Juhanne .\to,lrc and Camryn .vtanheim abo made their\ oiccs heard.

Officials from the ~e\ en organvat1ons abo addressed the crowd. Eleanor Smeal. president of Femm1st :-vlajonty. took to the stage as marchers tilled the ;-..tall.

'·This histone march IS scndmg an unmbtak­able message· \\omen's nghts and \\omen·~ II\ e-.. are non-negotiable." she sa1d "\\'c are bmldmg .m expanded and mclusJ\C mo\ ement that \\ill make \\omen ·s reproductJ\ e nghts just like ·on l secunl) a third rad of politics··

Gloria Feldt. president ,lf Planned Parentlwod Federation of America. commented on recent gll\­emment efforts to restrict abortiOn nghts

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Symposiu~ reflects on Brown legacy continued from A 1

that rejected racial exclusion. he said. The decis1on accelerated the abandoning of racism as a cultural norm and concluded that no Americans can be singled out for separation and tigmatization because of race.

"Racism still exists. 1t' not hard to find." he said. '·But it lacks the kind of official support that 1t had in generations past."

Cottrol said pri\·ate schools in southern communities, which originally started as ··segregation academies." nO\\ routmely enroll black students, and southern white fundamentalist Protestant church­es often have black panshioners.

Jack Greenberg. keynote speaker and law professor at Columbia Univcr:.it\, said he also agrees that Bro1rn altered the country.

''[t \\~as part of the c;mpaign to bring an end to racial segrega­tion not only in education:· he said. '·but to bring an end to rac1al segregation period."'

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Ever; large city has had a black mayor. Greenberg ~aid. and the CEO's of man; large compamcs arc also black.

Sen. Joseph R. Bitlen. Jr .• 0-Del.. aid the journe) has been a long one.

'·It was a hell of a lot eas~er to get Rosa Parks to be :1hle to mo\ c from the back of the bus to the front of the bus,'' he sa1d. "than 1t \\a. to get Rosa Parks· children to be able to O\\ n the bus company··

Juan \\!I Iiams. former \\ ashmgton Post reporter and author of "Thurgood Marshall:· said although the Umted States has made progress. segregation sllll contmues toda).

"Th1rty percent of America\ black children attend hyper-segre­gated schools:· he said. '"and RO percent or more of Amen can 's white children go tu schools that arc 90 percent white."

Cottrol said due to suhurbamzation and the flight ofm1ddle class students to pm ate schools. re-scgregat10n has actually mcreased.

Littleton i\lnchell. former president of the _'\ACP. sa1d south-

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ern school systems were 50 percent integrated in 1990. but that fig-ure ha now dropped to 30 percent. .

'·The Bro\1'11 ~~ Board of Education decision had prO\ 1ded the law for education opportunity," he said, ''but the goal has not yet been achieved.··

\\'illiams said in the 27 biggest cities in the Cnited tates today. 50 percent of chool age children are black. Yet. the high le\el of education necessary to be uccessful i not guaranteed 111 man: of the big city public schools.

'·The era threatens to allow further di\ ision 111 our soc1ety. not solely by race but on the ba i of those that have the opportunit) to get a first-rate education and those who have no chance to get . uch an education. no chance to be competiti\e and succeed:· he ~a1d. "That's the challenge that we inherit." ·

William .. who ~receiYed a standing O\ation. said he agrees there arc still tremendou challenges for which battle must be fought.

·'Now it's our tum to get in the ring," he said. "to throw off all the pretense. all the hypocrisy that we live with around race in this society. to stop playing games and start throwing punches and keep our eyes on the prize." .

Greenberg aid it was that kind of attitude that Bro1111 emmed that helped give rise to the ci\ il rights moYement. The freedom nd­ers ·cheduled their fir t ride on the anniversary of Br0\111, and Sit-In demonstrators as well as those in the Montgomery. Ala .. bus bO)-COtt dre\\ mspiration from BrOil'//.

"It was like an icebreaker that broke through the frozen sea:· he sa1d, "and allowed others to proceed."

Gilbert Sloan, symposium chair from the America,n Ci\ il L1berties Union. said there have been monthly meet1ngs for more than one vear and a half in preparation for the C\ ent. Free and open to the public. he hoped to attract students. teachers. school admmis­trators and politician who will be making the polic: decisions about what more needs to be done to en ure educatiOn equ1ty.

"If we don't know where we'\e been. we really can't judge where we want to go.'' he aid. "So. It's important not to ignore the ugliness that preceded Bro11 n \'. Board of Education.'·

Curtis Fleming. an educatiOn major at Temple Unl\erSity. sa1d the e\ent was particularly meaningful to him.

•·from being here I got a much broader knO\\ ledge ba~e on the content of the subject.·• he said. "and \\as able to open up m) per­spectives."

Schnell Hocker, a sophomore at Howard High chool. smd she was proud to go to the first black h1gh school in Delaware.

'·It wa. exciting to learn more about Br01m:· ~he sa1d. ··and hO\\ Howard High School wa involved with the case."

Orland~ Camp. \vho was a I Oth grade student at Howard High School in 1954, recollected \\ ith Mitchell on the1r separate and \ ery unequal pasts.

Camp a1d he remembered the 24-day Integration at HO\\ ard, riding in a state police car to school each morning 111 order to be pro­tected from protestors.

Having to retum to an all-black school. he recalls dre:Hiing the RO-mile bus ride to Georgetown's Jason H1gh School. when the\\ hue school was only four blocks from IllS house.

Later in the program, panelists recounted their memone:-. of Louis Redding.

Historian Annette Woolard-Provine sa1d Redding kne\\ he had to pro\·e him~elf e\ cry time he walked mto a courtroom. L nder a Jim CrO\\ legal sy tem. he personall) learned the effects associated \\ 1th the stigma of implied mfenority

··He sa\\ segregatiOn not ju 't as opportun1t: dcmcd to the fc\\

but as a constitution lost to the man) ."she sa1d "To h1m America could be better and would be better \\hen It not onl) ga\·e w all but when 1t took from all the genius they had to offer." •

Coltrol said at the end of the da; he still questions what the cur­rent realities of race relatwns and the status of blacks are at the beginning of the 21st century.

·'Should we judge race in Amenca by lookmg at un1\ erslt) edu­cated business man;gers, college professors, military officers and pre idential ad\isers." he sa1d. "or do we gam a more accurate pic­ture by looking at junior high school studenb in ghetto neighbor­hoods who are functionall; illiterate?'.

Williams said while Br01m \\as a \ 1ctory. the questions sUI­rounding the Implementation of the decree \\ere left unanswered. which is why the current generation of college students is so impor­tant.

"What you ha\ e to understand IS that you arc m a fight right now. at th1s moment. about the future of Amenca. about the future of American education," he sa1d. ·· and about the consequence' of the kind of society that you will h\C 111 and pass on to :our children."

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Women's March The \1.arch for Women's

Li,es 111 \\·a~hmgwn. DC on Sunda} brough t a ma-,s ot pL·o­ple from across the countr) toge ther m support of \\0'11Cns righ ts and reproductive rights.

~ ork left to be done . But the administration of

Pre~1dent George W. Bu~h has a hi,tor) of hoqillt) to~ard

\\Omen'\ and rcpro­d U C I I \ ' e 1'\Ues SUCh as abortion. contracep-

T h c organitcrs e ~timatc 1.15 million peo­ple attended. 600 of '' h1ch traveled fmm the um­' ersit) b) bU\.

Review This: tion and health care.

T h c Rc\iC\\ applaud-, the ' anous cam­pu-, groups for their month'> of prepar.ttion for this 0.:\Cnt.

When it

The students who took part· in

Sunday's March for Women's Lives should

be comniended for

their dedication.

The 'i~ual. emotional and political ~tate m.e n t that came along \\ 1th Sunda) ·, m<lrch i-, a p o \\ e r f u I illu-,tration of the fact that on I)

not are

these ISSUCS -.1111 press-mg. there arc also people. many of

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progre ·s in the pa-,t centur) that it i-. ca') to get lulled into .t mmdset that there t\ little

them student\, dedicated to J..:eepmg the topiL of \\Omen\ nghts in the public eye.

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Columbine anniversary story missed several points on gun control

I would l1ke to respond to the aniclc ""U .S. reflects fi ve years after Columbine ~hoo mg-.· puhl shed on Apr I 2.i

The .trtick omlls rckvant mform,ttion that should han: been mL'Iuded.

Fir't: There i, no such thing a~ an ··unli­cemed dealer'" with regard to firearms. Selling firearms fur profit without a federal firetu·ms lteense ts pumshable b~ fi,·c years in federal pmon and a '3250 .000 fine.

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Second: The -,hooters "ere too ) oun~ to purcha\e the ""Tec-9'" piswL <IS one mu t be 2! -year~-old to purchase a pi,tol from .t de.d­er. The). ilhtead . ..:ngaged in a str.l\\ pur~h.t'e where .\!lark :'.1anes and Philip Duran .t~~t,tc'd them in acquiring the pistol. Both .:\lane-, and Duran are 111 pnson for cngag1ng Ill the -,tr,t\\ purchase. which i~ illegal under federal Ia".

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puntshment of I 0 vears in pn-,on .mJ .t ~ 10.000 fine.

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Safety is not a goal of the 'Strike' system

Andrew Amsler

Last year, a fre hman student was found

by a resident assistant lying on his bed in a puddle of vomit. His roommate was nowhere in sight. Had it not been for the fact that the stu­

Reality Bites dent's door was left open and the quick

response of the RA, the intoxicated stu­dent might have been in serious trouble.

Although disturbing. this feasible instance brings to light one of the biggest problems swTmmding the university's alcohol policy.

The bottom I me is that the university's policy may do more harm than good for students when faced with life or death situations.

Whether university officials want to deny it or not. drinking is a fact of life

at Delaware. Thursday through Sunda), scores of tudent take to the treet to party the week away. even though their action rna; result in a '·strike.'·

Binge drinking has steadily increased and. while dangerous, the , -eiy peo­ple who seek to protect students have created a troubling dilemma. '

As hould occur at any respectable institution. Delaware tudents are pun­i bed if they illegally abuse alcohol. However. the very thing that the '·strike sys­

tem .. seeks to prevent may be in jeopardy if a student is in need of immediate medical attention.

Both on and off-campus student- are warned each year that illegally abus­mg alcohol will not be tolerated by university officials. Whether it i in the

dorms or after a trip to the hospital. students are told they will be reprimanded if caught using alcohol illegally.

However. students who are aware that a trip to the ho pita! will also win

them a trip to a judicial hearing may be less likely to eek medical help for them­selves or for their peers in case of an emergency.

The university ha, made it so that when a .. rear· and dangerous problem materializes, students may thmk twice about calling for medical help for fear of

judicial retribution. Time IS everything when it comes to treating a person with alcohol poi­

sonmg or omeone who has fallen headfirst down a flight of stairs, and the pre­di position to '·think twice" may cost a student's life.

ln addition. the -a sumption underlying the university's policy on alcohol are reckless at best. It is inaccurately assumed that tudent are always among

friends and are mhen::ntly good under all circumstances. The idea that students will do what is best for their peers, although an

appealing thought. is often far from true. As had the freshman's roommate in the instnx:c of the student who was found lying in a pool of vomit, many students will do whate,er it takes not to get in trouble.

The endearing notion that students will band together to ave a student in trouble may help ·orne university officials sleep at night, but it would be sup­posing too much. Many students would rather ignore the situation than aid a stu-

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dent in trouble if a " trike" is on the line. I fthe worst is expected from students, namely that they will shy away from

helping a peer in a dire ituation, then the university will be better prepared to maintain a safe atmosphere when the unthinkable happens.

Admini trators and students alike must realize that when among complete strangers, a student ·s health is in his or her own hands and to make seeking med­ical attention an improbable solution is simply despicable.

It i understandable that students should be reprimanded for illegal actions. However, given the fact that drinking on campus is a popular extracurricular

activity, administrators should erase the reluctance in eeking medical attention. Two programs that have little to do with alcohol abu e may serve as an

example to the administration. Needle-exchange programs and educating stu­dents on condom use are two examples of how the P.tinciple of acceptance can

work. To prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS through needle-sharing during intra­

venous drug use, needle-exchanges supply addicts with w1infected syringes, no

question asked. Likewise, students as early as ninth grade are given condoms and told that

if they have sex, they should use protection to avoid sexually tran m itted dis­

eases. By accepting the fact that addicts exchange needles and youngsters have

unprotected sex. local officials have not simply ignored the problem. Instead, they are actually promoting the fact that safety might save lives by accepting the

truth. University administrators should take a lesson from these programs. Instead of promoting regulations that are counter-intuitive and work only

in theory, administrators should pay attention to the reality that students will

continue to drink and that safety should never take the backburner in university

policies.

Andrew Amsler is a copy editor for The Revie11: Some people think aft he does is bash President George W Bush, so he decided to prot'e rhem wrong by \\Til­ing lhis editorial. Send comments to acamsler@_udel.edu.

U.S. economy needs outsourcing Allison Clair

Just Call Me Als

As the presi­

dential election d r a w s near, the

candi­dates are debating many issues. One that has par­

ticular interest for the public is outsourcing. Outsourcing is basically sending jobs over­

seas so that they can be done cheaper and more efticiently there.

Of course, many people ha\'e a problem with this. as sending these jobs overseas means that people here are losing their jobs.

Senator John Kerry has called tirms that out­source abroad "Benedict Arnold" companies who

arc betra) ing Americans by giving jobs to foreign­ers instead of keeping them at home.

Of cour·e. that's intere ting coming from him as hi second wife Theresa Heinz- Kerry i heiress to the HJ Heinz & Co. throne. making Kerry the

richest Senator. And though Kerry takes a strong stand against outsourcing, it's notable that Heinz

has 79 international companies. That's a lot of jobs that have gone to foreign workers instead of

Americans. Bush tands by the free trade idea and sup­

port outsourcing. He believes it will create bette· paying jobs in the future. I don' t agree with much that Bush does, but he must have been listening to

his advi ors on this one. Bush's chief economic advisor Greg Mankiw

was criticized for saying "It's something that we should realize is probably a plus for the economy in the long run:· and cites out ourcing as "just a

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new way of doing international trade.'· His state­ments were seen as insensitive to those who have

lost jobs but it's obvious that outsourcing is a nat­ural progression. and though Mankiw was criti­

cized for his statements, they do make sense. It is incomprehensible to me that 35 states are

considering measures that could reduce or com­pletely eliminate out ourcing.

Do they want their companies to go out of business? Do they realize that if they don't out­source, other companies will, and they will go out of business and eYeryone in those companies will

lose their jobs? Outsourcing is based on central economic

principle . The country with the competitive

advantage in producing a good should produce it. Although lndia is not producing a good per se, it is providing a service. Many Internet technology jobs are getting done over in countries like i ndia becau e they are more efficient and cost less to the

do the same service. Right now, the main outcry is against out­

sourcing white-collar jobs. Most people were fine with letting the pedantic mechanized type jobs go overseas. But now higher paid workers are getting

worried. because their jobs might go abroad too. And we mostly ju t hear about the "per onal"

heart-wrenching tale about people who have lost

their jobs. Yes, I do feel bad for them. Yes. something

hould be done. An idea has been suggested to give

those people a year or two of salary so they have time to find another job, and attend re-training.

However, new job are being created because of this. It is a fact that when a company gets rid of the mechan ical jobs they can also create jobs that

let a company make more efficient use of their resources.

When a company outsources, it also makes room to create higher-end job . And these can cre­ate higher salaries in the long run.

The numbers of jobs are skewed because the Census Bureau doesn't count a lot of the jobs in the service area or jobs created by small businesses. So they miss a lot of jobs that are actually being cre­

ated at home. Because the e types of jobs go unnoticed, it

makes it look like jobs are being lost by the econ­omy and not being replaced by other • which sim­ply isn ' t true.

The simple fact is that technology has actual­ly lost more jobs for people than outsourcing to other countries. But no one argues that technology is a bad thing. Because it makes a country more efficient and provides a way for people to concen­trate on other things than repetitive-type job

Some companies, like New Balance, have prospered whi le keeping jobs in the United States.

They refuse to outsource, and instead try to J[ain their workers to be more efficient and to multi task.

There are a few advantage to this. like they are closer to their market so they can understand the consumer atmosphere and keep their shoe

styles updated. They also can get their shoe orders out faster

because they don't have to ship overseas. However, even ew Balance admits that the

company would probably have a much harder time if there weren't tariffs on Chinese imported shoes from companies like ike and Reebok.

Looking at basic economic principles pro­vides a sound answer to this dilemma. Whenever there is free trade, all countries prosper. Outsourcing these jobs, in the short term, might be painful for some people. Those who lose jobs should have a safety net.

However, examining the interests of the coun­try is what matters in the long term. And that

means that outsourcing is a cheaper, more efficient way to do business.

If everyone had been concerned that the assembly li ne would lose individual workers' jobs, then we wouldn't have a very efficient way of making cars. Sometimes jobs have to be lost to cre­ate better, higher paid jobs in the future.

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Trustinjournalisffi wanes as media plagiarism grows

Mike Fox Agam. It happened a gam. Yet another major new paper ha Will Write

For Food expo ed one of it reporters as a bla­tant plagiarist. try­

ing to mask hi deception in the subsequent inquiry. Thi time the culprit is Jack Kelley. an internation­

al reporter for USA Today. \\ ho, the ne\\Spaper·s im e~­tigating team ha disco,·ered. fabricated or im ented sto­ries about the war on terror on the Paki tan-Afghanistan border, a suicide bombing in Israel and Cuban refugees. Evidence suggest Kelley e\·en wrote ·cripts for hi ·'sources" to use if questioned by investigators.

His name joins an unfortunately long list of famous journalism plagiarist . including ina Totenberg of

ational Public Radio, Bob Morris of The Orlando Sentinel, Laura Parker of The Washington Post. and. of

course, Jay on Blair of The ew York Times. In most instances, these ethically inept indi\ iduals find "ork at

another media outlet, omewhere else withm the angi­nal company or. like in Blair's case. agree to a six-fig­

ure book deal. So much for karma. Plagiarism can happen at all le\ els of journalism.

even at The Re\ iew. Whcre\'cr there i:-. a lack of moral

and professional initiative, there ''Ill be deceitful rogues attempting to cheat their way through life.

The wrongful acts of ju tone journalist can tarni~h the reputation of the entire newspaper. its staff and the

work of its other reporters. Subscribers. ad' ertJsers and affiliate outlet cannot be particularly impre sed either

Journalism and mass media entails much mon: ethics than politicians and law enforcement. bccau~e the

pre s has so many rights and does not ha'e to answer to anyone most of the time. For example. it is uncon~titu­tional to forbid the media to release the names of mmors

involved in serious crimes, but journaii~b·usuall) \\ ith­hold the information anyway as an eth1cal fonnal it).

Most of the plagiarism cases toda:-: imoln: corrupt journalist weaseling their way through work or setting

out for personal ambition. l\.!ost In\ ol\ ed stealing quotes from other news ourccs or 111\ enting notes and interviews. A few of Kelley's bogus articles were C\ en nominated as finalists for the Puliuer Pnze.

Journali m is the fir -t draft of histor) . If in fact reporters such a Kelle) arc fyaudulently reporting on world events uch as the Middle East conOict or the \Yar on terror, the study of history can also become pen ert­ed when primary sources cannot e,·en he tmsted prima

facie. On an individual ba ' IS. there can only be personal

accountability. Whether it's m JOurnalism. Ia\\. medi ­

cine or business. no matter hO\\ much ethics ) ou an.: taught in class or in textbooks. it comes dO\\ n to mak­ing the right decision on the JOb \\hen confronted with ani ue. Simply being taught ethics doe · not make you anymore ethical.

Sadly, corruption in the press IS nothing ne\\. dat­ing back to the birth of .. yello\\ joumah~m .. a centur: ago, rooted v. ith a political malry between Wilham Randolph Hearst and Joseph Pulitzer that they mot!\ at­ed with their newspapers. Today. journalistic plagiansm has entered main tream entertainment media.

In an episode of •·Judgmg Amy." two high school journalism tudent deliberately libel a fellm' student in order to attract more Internet surfers to their Web sne. The defamed tudent becomes so di traught O\ er the circulating rumor that she commits suicide.

Jame Bond's enemy in "TomorrO\\ eyer D1e .. IS

Elliot Car\'er, a' illainou media mogul who attempt to start a war between China and England o he can -core major rating with his affiliated news outlets.

Police in "Law and Order" first suspect that a 'io­

lent gang wounded a local newspaper reporter after he exposed that the gang used grandmothers to carry and conceal their drug shipments. The reporter· expose turned out to be completely fabricated.

Even in an episode of ''The Fairly Oddparents:· Che ter and A.J. attempt to make up a story for their school newspaper about Timmy that imohed him kid­napping his parents so he could u e the inheritance and insurance money to buy luxury items. Why? They want­

ed a big scoop. We long for the good o l' days of muckrakers and

Watergate, when journalism was revered rather than reviled, when famous journalists included Tarbell,

Lange, and Woodward and Bernstein. not Totenberg,

Blair and Kelley. Media corruption exi t . because journalists are

people, too. But when the public' tru t of the media wanes , the public is losing its objective defender of truth and di regards the freedom of press Amenca Is

fo unded upon.

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Grease. Buckets and camstcrs of grease: both on the chrome trimmings of a '"\1erc"" and m the hair of its dm·er Screeclung tin.:s -that can be heard from about as far as the burnt rubber oJor thev exude can be smelled. \lore tattoos than Fantas) Island. and a lone phone booth. from which both Bill and Ted walk out with about 500 people that look as if they"veju~t \\alked offthe set of Grease.

And so the environment for the 6th annual Hot Rod Hoe DO\\ 11 is set.

On Saturda). approximatcl;. 450 suped up and chromed out ems meet lllgt.:thcr to shO\\ their onginalit\ and class1c st) le at K<1huna~ ille on the RJ\ erfront.- Joe Shtpley. \\ ho orchestrated the first Hoc Du\\ n si\. years ago and goes by the rc pccted name ""Profcs~or;· stresses that th1~ event is prima­rih about communitv. and scconda1ih about cars.

. ""This shO\\ i · fi.Jr people who arc bored of regular car shm\ s and \\ant to come togt.:thcr to e\.penence a fi.m part;. anJ . hare ihc1r lm c of car:-.."

')htph:) sa) s the e\ cnt tums no profit for him. Kahunanllc makes llllll1e\ oil" of the concessions during the day and the m,1nc:- he ga~ns from car registrations (S I 0 per can goes tn promotion and bands.

That\ n!.!hl not onh arc there dose to 500 cars to maf\ el 0\ cr. tf1crc is al. l' rot;ghl) 15 bando. playmg through­llUt the da;. on the Kahun~n die deck. An eclectic mix is pro­\ tdcd. fi·om punk rock tn RL1ck,tb!ll). a hyb1id blend of mustc takm!! !.!t<.Is,rotlh counlf\ and blue grass and melding it \\·ith punk ~r~ck · n · roll Acts ·such as \\ ;'inda Jacbon. The Lustre Kmgs ,md the Rocbts pia) for the eager slickcd-back-hatr tims.

The entire parkmg lllt uf Kahuna\ illc IS slew \\·ith all sorts of entertainment related to cars and the people who chcnsh them. Dudes and dames dressed in complete 1950s gear\\ 1th optional fuil ~Icc\ c of tattoos look on at ·ome of the most spectacular and mmd numbmg specimens of hot rod glOI'). hke the countless :-...Jcrcul')'>. reletred to as '"Meres," and the titmous "Shortcut Hti!h .. hot rod school bus. Jem Bm\·crs. who spent tive ) car.; 2rcatmg the bus. talk · about its specific upgrades.

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Not a typical sexed book Psychoanalyst adds humor to 'Getting it On! '

B' JA..\ IES BORDE~ Ellft'rtaif111lC1ll Echtor

More than 10 years ago. Paul Joannides was workmg in California as a psychoanalyst lookmg lor a sex gutdc to give his ymmger patients that \\Ould not onlv infonn, but entertain as well.

'·I thought 11 would be an eas) task and it was­n "t."" Joanmdes savs ··so I set out to ''lite one myself. I figured it\\~uld take around six months. but it ended up bemg about eight years." .

lr"s appropriate then. that Joannides dedicated his book. "The Guide to Gertmg 1t On!" now in its fourth edition. to Sisyphus. a mythic figure of Greek legend who is condemned to ceaselessly roll a rock to the top of a moun tam. only to haYe it fall back on its 0\\11 weight. Greek gods believed there IS no worse punishment than painful and fruitless labor

The eight years Joannidcs spent compiling the tome were indeed \\Tough! with po\·erty and cow1tless hardships.

" lt was pretty sad."" he says of the experience. " I had a lot of scrambled eggs. to the point of \\here after I fimshed the book. I couldn "t eat an omelet for five or six years.

'·Living like a college student when you' re a college student is one thing, but li\ ing like a col­lege student when you're out of college is called living below the poverty line."

All of his eftons ha\e paid off. however. The "Guide." nO\\ translated into l.t lam .. ruages such as Korean. Serbian and Russian. is 'assigned in a number of sex-ed courses natiOnwide. -

In addition. Joannides ' book has won three lit­erary awards. including the Firecracker Alternative Book Award. the Book Award from the American Foundation for Gender and Genital Medicine and the Ben Franklin Award.

Feedback from the professors who use the book has been positi\·e. as it often makes a dull cia s somewhat more intcrestmg.

"Of course I do get a fair amount of '\\1lere the hell did you come up with this?""" Joaru11des says laughing. ln a book\\ 1th chapter tales such as "Men's Undem·ear- The Fru1t m Your Loom"" and ··up Your Bum - Anal Sex" some academic bewildennent is likely to ensue.

In the years spent \\ ntmg the "Guide:· Joanmdes spent time in a \ancty of locales. includ­mg "a couple thousand hours m the stacks of a b!o­med libra!') ... As a "a; of countering th1s. he says he also spent a lot of time under a date tree at the west end of Topanga beach. ncar Malibu.

"That was the type of place that tf you're reading and doing research. you need to make sure you 've got ometlung covering your lap," he says.

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She runs a tight ship Jury manager knows a laugh goes a long way

BY HEATHER DEl WILER \fafl Rept..l '£ ,.

Tucsda\. 8:30 a.m.: The excuses ha\ ~~ nm out lor 115 Dehm arcan; summoned for jur;. dut:- The) dr .. g thcmsch cs into the l'\e\\ Castle Count\ Courthouse and assemble fi,r oricntatton. The gathcmH! niects 111 a room that resembles a larger. caqJetcd~ \ ersio~ of tht• Department of \lot or \'chicles· \\<lltinl! area.

People sco~\ I and C\.halc through b ... llonncd hps. \ \\lllnanm a S\\Cat-sutt sits\\ ith her arnb std1h L'l'lbscd. \len in busmcss suits gnunhlc and Clllllpl.tin under their breaths.

One \\oman has the job nfwckoming this crm\ll Chcr;.l l:.lzc). the .t6-) ear-old a,shtant JUr;. mJnJgcr.

glares at her audience nr grump) charges. "You .tre not released ttl go home:· she declare~, "until

you hear me :-a~ these \\'OI'lb: ·J ha\ c ,.pokcn tn the :\ !cs. tah. and he has satd. ""Let Ill) J'Cllplc g,,, ..

Laughter erupb in the wnm. Elze~. a short but unpnsmg \\ llman \\ c,trs a dark-putk

suede sun and an "I kn<1\~ \\hat : ,,u did" e\}Xe,swn. Sht• IS a mother, grandmother .md a n,nur:...l rut;. shepherd

Of course, people \\Ould mthcr be llthcr places, Elzey ~a:~- But ~he reminds .JUr,)r' that the~ m .• : s<llneda) lkn" to depend on a JUI') them,ch es.

\\ ilhng or not. her group of citizens h.b I~ court ca,;cs tO Scf\·e On ti11:- day and It Is £:Jze~ \ dut: to prepare them for the jOb

· · · ct Your bodies Ill be here until 5:00." . he sa\~- scan-ning the faces of potcntial.ruror~ . ·

Pre!,.'l'lant \\omen. busmcs~ pcopk and grand fin hers are among those \\ ho stare back. Elze\ \ tone is like a reacher scttmg the L.'Tound mles for a bus load of nm d\ kids about to be nu;1cd loose on a ficldtnp. ·

""Set your bl1dies to be here until 5:oo:· she repeats. \\ alkmg deeper mto the room.

A busincsswomJn up front dares to ask the qucstmn c\·cryonc m1ght be \\Ondcnne.: If thev fimsh all the cases before 5:00 p~m .. can the; lca\'C early'.' Elzc:- stares her dmm \\ 1th a ""what part didn "t you understand'.'"" expression.

She holds one palm up. lingers spread "FiYe o "clock." The woman bows her head and laughs. Elze) smiles. She admits that juror.;-can lea\ c carl). but

that hope. she cxplams to them. IS dangerous in a day domt­natcd b; wattmg. She tells them the; \\ill get through the da) much easier 1fthe) relax and stop watchmg the dock.

One more time-related issue needs elari fication. Elze\ ad\ ises that tnals usuall\ last from 1\\ o to three da\s. but. and she slowly emphasiZes: they "could ... be .. mo;·e.··

She tosses these last three words like grenades. pausing for impJct after each one. Again. she stre:ses. '"trials are from two to three davs. but could . . . be . . . more.

"I JUSt know that some of)· all are gonna · get up to the cotutroom 111 a trial that goes five days and c01np!·1in to the JUdge. "That lad;. dm\11sta1rs said \\ e only had tn sta~ 1\\'0

days! · o ... I'm sa) mg: could .. . be ... mllre." Elzc) tssucs her most important instmettons three

times. She finds that 11 pays to be dear \\hen addrcssmg a drafted audience.

Throughout the day. she teases people and quizzes them on Jlll} procedure. JUI) -poolcr~ laugh. whtch helps them through the potcntmlly intimidating process

Judge \\!I ham Carpenter sugge,;ts \\ Jth a smile that Elzc\ is m the \\TOn!! field.

·"She missed her calling. don't \OU think'!" he s<J\\. "She could ha\C been a drill scn!eant:· · ·

Elzcv sa\·s she atm~ lll somcda\ become a nug1strate for the Jusucc of the Pc.tcc Cou~. · -

In her thrt:e \ CJrs \\l)Ilinl! at the courtlwusc. she has seen and heard sOil1C stram.!e thii1e.'. One woman. ~he recall~. cooperated wJth the court "'s requ'est lor proof-of-citizenship b\ mailing in her \ 'i a Credit card. · Conuniss10ner Mark \ 'a\ ·ala works with Elze) at the

"Hf RL\11\\ 1\

C'hcr~ I EILQ hcep.; potential jurors in their place.

cou"lhot, L and remember J Jc,~ coopcrall\ c citizen Th1:­ma•1 tned 10 .t\ 01d Jlll') -dut\. \ "a\ .. la ~a) s. h) daunmg he'' J~ tlll.lb,c Ill Sit !,11· Jong pcnod~ of tll11C. J'hc ("Oil)Jl11SSlllllCI .tsked him\\ hat h1s lh:cupation \\as.

f ruck-dm cr he n:phl·d. He l.lter reported for jur;. dut;.. \a\ al3 jl1kcs that the on!~ ~ure \\ .t;. s to a\ md JUI} scf\ ­

llC alt rether m Dcla\\ ,trc are Ill 1110\ e or dte. Rcsehedulin~ IS ... llu\\ cd. prm ided pc0plc respond to their summons.

\lo t ret'ple. fltC) in,;i,ts. dCiuaJI~ lind ,lllr;. -dut;. 10 be J \\ Ortr\\ h1lc expcncnce. People arc <~11 equal 111 the CllUrt­n.J ''11. 'ht: .t) s. F\ Cl) 0nc ha tll cr. c. l' \ en pohllclailS. pL'h'..: oflicc!'> a11d JUdge~.

Llzc\ ~m!lcs as she recalls the Fcbntaf\ sef\ Icc of ')en I'honus k l arpcr. D-Dcl. lie \\ cnt through the \\hole process. ~he sJys. just like C\ ci-;.·onc else. He eYen sent her a thank -\OU card aftcf\\ ard.

··it repeated three t1mes ... Elzey proud!) says ·· ·You made ,mr .rur;. sef\ 1ce ... more bearable.···

Though she graduated from \\'1dener L'm\ ersit\ with 3 degree m paralegal studtcs. she says nothmg m her education <lr prcnous \\Ork prepared her for the challenge of handling hundreds of potentml jurors C\ er;. day She also has no pnor cxpeticncc speaking to large groups.

\\'hat she docs ha\ e is a philosoph:. ""I r I can change one person "s attJUtde about JUJ)'-duty,"

Elzc~ says. 'T\e done 111) JOb." She tncs to use humor to rela\ people and show them

that the process IS not as bad as the) t:\.pcct. People respond. Elzey often recei\es thank-you cards

from torn1er JUrors and e\ en landed a guest-speaking g1g for \\'ST\\' radio. She has also spoken 111 professor \'alene Hans· cnmmalJusttcc class at the Ul11\ ers1t;..

The JUI') cxpencnce ts 1ifc \\ tth Ironies. however. Elzey tells her audience o\·er and o\·cr throughout the da\ that JllfOI"• .tre the most powerfi.1l people in thl.'-huildmg. Then ·he rcmmds rhcm 10 ask before rakm!.! a ~mokc-break or gomg to the bathroom. - - ~

The real tnck seems to be makmg pel'plc teel1mportanr \\ lule the~ sit around domg CI\1Ss\\ ord puzzles and \\·Jtchmg ""The Bold and the Bcautiful."l:.Jil:, d l. thiS \\ tth a helpmg of practicality. emphasizing thc1r role m the process

\\ tthout the ph~ sica! presence of Jurors. she say .. mo t cases \\ lmld ne\ er be resoh ed because defendants \\ ould procrastmate fore\ cr. ElzC) asserts that the JUf)-pool"s pres­ence m the courthouse allows most cases to be re~oh ed with­out uials.

She -;ays .rust the sight of a gal let) full of grouch) .rury­panchs s Is enough to inspire man) defendant~ to plea bar­!!am - In tact. nmc out of l ~cases on thi~ Jay end m a plea bar-!.!am - 2:311 p.m.: Juror-. ha\·e been safd: herded back and fonh tr, n Lhl' Cl)t.ItTOlll11. . \ I< \\ 'llllnnur blankets rh.: a c 1b \ n m l'coplc rl•ad. ch.1t ... I'd ltluch Ill their chairs J~ ~ \ L ) t .. 'Jib ll1r \\\)rd that the last JUdge has concluded the last case of the da\ .

Final h. that word come . Elzey stands before her nock and sings out. '"I ha\ e spoken to the Messiah. and he has said, ·Let m~ people go!"··

82 • THERE\ IE\\ • ,\pril 27. 200-+

The formerly unknown returns "\lusicoloo,"

'"'· Prince ~PG Columbia Rating: ,? ,? ,? 1 2

Instead of burninl! out after extreme high p0111lS of success. Print:c 's stardom has faded in the past decade. HO\\ c\·cr. Prince's newest album album " \lusJcology ·· has the potential to spark ne\\ life Ill his career.

ln the late '70s. Pnnce emerged as one of the most interc:stllll! ne\\ art1sb \\ tth his dan<.:cable funk"':.rock. Amazmgl) enough. most of Pnnce 's mus1c on his earlier albums was cre­ated solclv b\ him. As his musical expcrimcJ1tatfon gre\\, so did his lyrics. Pnnce "s songs began to ooze sexual appeal. \\ hich fit perfect!) with the ongoin!.! sexual re\ e lution of the ·sos - -

Pn n<.:e ·s popularit) lllcreascd \\ tth the llJX4 film "Purple Ram.'' a scmJ-autobiographlcal story of h1s

The Gist of It #'r~"c .. 'r,( '(King

hfe. The tilm soundtrack of the same name contamed hts most act:essible, warm and sexual material to date. As a result. the album shot to No. I and so did two of tts singles ("When Doves Cr;." and "Let's Go Crazy"). By the year\ end. Prince had jomed the h ·t of mo t successful musictans of the \ear 19~4. ,,·hich included M ichaef Jackson. Madonna and Bruce Springsteen.

Not long after ··Purple Rain." Prince relea ·ed "Around the World in a Day," an album cxpressmg hts ongomg mterests in psychedeltc music. \\'hile not as crittcalh appealtng as his other albums. tt still charted htgh and the stngle "Raspberr;. Beret" JUmped to ~o. 2.

As the ·so~ came to a close. Pnnce maintamcd hts stature on top with the 19R7 release of the ambi­tious double album. ·'Stgn ·o· the Times:· an <1lbum of \'af\·mg must­cal st) les. and a complete~ sound­trat:k for the 19R9 film '·Batman."

If the 'ROs were Prince's era of apex. then the '90s were the era of decline.

After chamnne. hts name to an unpronounceabfC s) mbol and enter­ing a legal battle '' ith his fmmer label \\'a~mer Bros .. Pnnce ·s mustc and albums mamtained cntical acclatm. althouuh un ·uccessful commcrctall\'. -

In a - return to form.

were unable to absorb all the music because of the album's length.

\\'hen the millennium came around, greatest bib and unreleased song collecuon began to surface to help the mus1cian's dwindling career. But prior . to disappearing from the music scene completcl;, fate intcf\·cncd to sa\ e this falling artist.

\\ 1th h1s mduction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year. Pnncc ha now been forever imm011altzcd 111 rock histOf\' for his innovation and talent. ·with a renewed interest from old fans and a new generation of listeners, Prince has taken the challenge to follow h1s newh acclaimed title wnh a straightforward tour and album. 200-+'\ "MusiCOIOg)."

BY the first note on Prince ·s ne\\ album. a characteristiC wail sig­nals to the listener that the arti~t knm\ n as Pnnce L back.

The ntlc track IS one of the more interestmg songs on the a1'1um. contaimng an R&B funk tlavor that sounds like a fresh departure from h1s earltcr clectromcall} -based matenal. On the track, Pnnce expresses re ... pcct for some of his mus1cal mtluences including James Br0\\11 and Ea11h, \\'md & Fire.

other upbeat tracks on the album. \Vhile many artists would stumble when singing the long title, Prince is able to say it with grace and cool­ness.

Lyrically. the album is a ·tute and sexual while at the same t1me n has a degree of entertainment. The ong "Life ·o· the Party'" clearly

demonstrates this. "I 'm the life 'o ·parry L01,g as

I got your body Shaking like a lea( on a tree Babr come dance ll'ith me

}ou and me, ;re got mad chemistn· Don 1 it make \'Oil H"G/1/Ia hoi/a.?··

At times. ii ·eems Prince is able to make a full comeback on th1s album. However. at others It seems impossible.

At the end of the song ··call M: 'ame:· Prince procla1m his own

name. The track worb as a segue wav into '·Cinnamon Girl." a tUnc that ounds a if it was taken from an earlier album. The track contain· all the right ingredients of a good Prince tune: catch) lyrics. melodic hooks and a psychedelic sound that onh Prince could create.

- The main instance where it seems Prince ma) be out of hi· realm is on the slo\\er-paced songs. These ongs seem out of place on the album and break up the fun. party-like atmosphere. In addition thi., these songs strike nothing of the f01mula of his earlier slo\\ songs. like "Purple Rain." -:, .'< :, _., Queen

.'< :, :, Pri nee :<.1 Jester

:, Pauper

"Emanctpatton," a triple-dtsc set, was released Ill 1996. As the title suggests, the album \\aS a statement abo~tt hts mustcal freedom from bt.., former label. SttiL mass aud1cnces

Some listeners ma) be offended b~ thts manell\er. but It is a compro­mise. Amusement replaces listener doubt as the song infectious!) groo\CS on.

··JIIusiOn, Coma, Pimp & Circumstance," w1th its mteresting title. follows in the same vein of

While Prince's '·MusJcologv" i interesting and different for his-cata­logue, thiS is not his greatest effort for a comeback.

Kee~an Ha~11i~an 1.1 a HajJ npvrt< r fur lh, Rnu11. Ill\ past re' ic11·s include The Dtilll/111' 11~' "Be. ~tard~ of the Uecu :· r-.? ,? ,'c J and The Blooclr /.;.Jrclic'' '!:>ome 7rwl> and \I ttle ,'\.Ioney'" ( ,? ,? I 2 1.

"Re.Prcscnt'" Jimmie's Chicken Shack Koch Records Rating: ,? ,'c ,? ,?

On 1ts f1fth n:leuse. Annapolis. ~Id .. nati\c Jimmie's Chicken Shack comb•ne~ its brand of hard rock mixed \\ ith funky groo\'e~. \\ hilc bnngmg current rot: k star friends on hoard a~ co-\nitcrs to create a stellar rcka~e.

ln 1997. J1mmic's stoner rock anthem. 'H1gh. · found 1ts \\a) mtLl :h.: t~>p I 0 and L'n .\lTV rota­lltlll. fhl' hand". nc\.t hit. '"Do Right.'" ro.:lea~cd 111 1999, fea­tured a d1ffcrent ~lltllld than most fun.· \\ o.:re u~ed 1,1 associating \\ ith the band. The Jll'PP:'>. funky song brought mmc funs aboard. C\ en thLmgh JC S ts kmm n for 1b hard rock tunes

Tim tunc <~round. s1nger gu•­tanst .hmi Halla brings Stamd ingcr ,\aron Le\\ 1.· to the m1x

on the opener. "Fa llmg Out." The I\\ o LO-\\ rote the song. and

People for tht• Ethical Treatment of Animals has reported!} had enough of fur­licious popstftr Beyonce Kno" les. The an1mal rights group recently took out an ad in Billboard Magazine to ask Knowle!' to dis.:ontmuc her fur­wearing ways. Reported!), :\1atthew Knowles. Bevone's father and manager, has been m contact w1th the president of PETA in order to begin an open dialo!="Ue between the two camps.

Bill Rancic. \\'ilmer of ·'The Apprentice'' and official butt-kiss­er of Donald Trump. the !:>illlllmi­est toupee-wearing billionaire this stde of the :vhsstssippi, is writing a book. Reported]]. Rancic ·s book will be a tell-all of the behind the scenl.!s action. including the real ongms of Trump ·s small furry mammal hatrp~ece. In other

' '·Apprentice" ue\\S, Kwame the eareer killer and new reality TV vixen Omarosa Manigault­Stallworth are reportedly in development talks \\'lth Clairol Company lo do an advertisement campaign for the company's line of products, Herbal Essence. Reportedly, Clairol has been imm-

Taurus (April 21-\la~ 21)

Pat1ence ts ke\ th1s week. Your temper tends to rule you, so tr; to

fight your nsing anger.

Gemini (\Ia~ 22-June 21)

Jumping mto lo\e 1s not a good idea this week. You're \Cry quick

to become attached. which can lead to heartbreak.

Cancer (June 22-.Jul) 22)

Your personaht) has been a little hard for other~ to take lately. Tr;.

to become more balanced.

Leo (July 23- Aug. 22)

Tn not to imagme \ ISions of grandeur. What goes up can come

dO\\ n e\ en harder.

It sounds sunilar to the hea\ 1cr (non- acoustiC) s1de of Staind. HaHa and Le" is interweave the1r 'ocals to sing about ha\ ing ~omeone important to share time with.

"At least IIOH' Ilwl'e someone to play with I Is more !han you '1·e e1·er dreamed of! Falling out again.

Although the maJority of the album is pure hard rock. the tracks "Ghctto,·ent" and "Dead Sleep" bnng the band back to the "Do Right"' poppy reggae sound.

As1dc from cO-\\ ritmg "ith Aaron Le\\Js, HaHa also collab­orates \\ 1th EYerclear's Art Ale.\akis. \1an clous 3 ·s Butch Walker, Creed's \1ark Tremonti and Marc: Playground's John Wozniak.

It's obnous that HaHa is the brainchild behmd the band, since he is the only one from the ong­mal lineup, and the band ·s sound has remained some\\ hat consis­tent

dated with calls to "fire'' the "Apprentice" dud.

The family of Princess Diana i:> reportedly more than peeved after pictures of the dying princess were shown on the CBS news program "48 Hours Investigates.'" Princess Diana died in Augt1st 1997 as a result of mjuries sustained in a car crash in Paris. CBS mamtains that the pho­tographs were not graphic and were shmvn in conjunction with an interview of the doctor who cared for the Princess.

Paris "I am famous for being nch and hot" Hilton is coming to a small screen near you - again. The rights to the infamous sex video featuring Hilton and men­boyfriend Rick Solomon has been sold to Red Light District Video by Solomon for an undisclosed amount of money. The video will . feature the grainy nightvision sex­ual romping of Hilton and Solomon along \Vith scenes of the two clubbing in Los Angeles. Hilton is currently suing an Internet firm who originall) released the video for S30 million.

- Crilta Ryan

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 23)

You tend to need a lot of help in daily life. Rei; more on yourself

and you'll become more inde­pendent.

Libra (Sept. 24-0ct. 23)

The summer looms and with it some panic. Your plans'' ill

become clear Ycry soon.

Scorpio (Oct. 24-:\ov. 22)

Lymg on the beach is all you desire in this nice weather. Just

don "t neglect your ending school­work.

Sagittarius (~ov. 23-Sept. 24)

Trying new thmgs tends to fright­en you. But the benefits of doing so will ·oon O\ em de your fear·.

A standout song on the aibum is ··Quitter:· wh1ch is written solei) by HaHa. The distorted guitars and sarcastic lyrics make it a classiC JCS tune.

"Doni thinf. you could care less r..:nashamed and you 're not afraid to say\\ hat 11 ill come next

Get wasted Get in heel I If ()()o. "

Bottom I ine: "Re. Present"' is a worthy album. so new and old fans should check it out.

- Cal~re .'l.forrissey

"Underneath" Hanson 3CG Records Rating: Zero Stars

Hanson has a new album? Sadly, the effeminate trio respon­sible for "MMMBop" has retumed to poi on the airwaves with a new album: the tluffy pop of "Middle of ow here" replaced with a new '·edgier" ound and more "mature" lyrics.

Although one of them has sprouted a bit of facial hair and all three ha\'e cut their hair shoner perhaps in an attempt to reassure their fans that they are, in fact. brothers and not sisters - Ta) lor Hanson still resembles an up and coming Disney starlet and the mus1c sttll resembles the sort of tripe noise that could only be enjoyed by the swooning, pre-teen girls who made the band a house­hold name.

A good example of the new lyrical direction can be found on "Penny and Me." the tirst smgle

released ofT the album. '"Cigars 111 the summertime

L"llller the sky hr the light I can feel her read Ill\' mind I c011 1ee If in her e1·es [ "nder th< moon <1.1 tl plays like music £'\'L'I)' line.··

Sadl;. the album onh get-­worse. Although a number of the tracks are a poor attempt at emu­latmg the garage-rod: ~ound that has become su popular as of late. far too man~ of them arc a\\ k­ward. poorly executed lo\ c ~ongs, with names like '"\liset;.;· '"Llht Without Each Other" und '"l'r:tL) Beautiful."

Throughout the CD. thl' \ oc:tls are frequent]: dnmnl'd out b) the instrumentals. "hich can ''lPll'­ttmes help out a band that can nei­ther wnte nor Sill.:,!. but ''hen 11 can't play, ellher. th1~ becomes ... n embarrassmg problem too glarmg to o\·erlook.

Although much of the album fcds like cl P•'O , I'Cmpt lO dtkh the band·~ popp: roo h. th1 impos~tb!lit: IS :tpparent <.:\ o.:n

I' Ul1P1ltlg ted dt astt.r nle \\ nl· -; 1< dd\ 1\ 01c. .

,ub-pd l'l,trt.n• ntal1zauon ... nd Llll~hable sm.!mg I hou<-h the b1.) '>L b\IOU l) r d the \Hit nt- II

the \\ J l that no longer \\Ill the l•gl•t pop ofthe1r Ja,t album dl. It would OL' a !CfL'.ll tr,n c~l\ 1 f ,un­Jtl ' bt. \ l'!ld t'l b ld' tl~ll1LJI .t.; fam l] ptu..-., up tht MM\1f lor

Jm11c' Bordtn

The 'filthiest' masterpiece alive "Pink Flamingos" 1972 Directed by John Waters Written by John \Vaters

John Waters' 1972 cult-classic '"Pink Flamingos" has been called the sleaziest mo> ie of all t~me, and it's for good reason. Not on!) did it make audiences cringe at its explicitness when tt was released. but 1t retains its gro -out factor to this da). more than 30 years later.

The low-budget comedy features John Waters· biggest (and most fabulous) drag queen star. Di\ inc. as Babs Johnson. a trailer park di\·a who prides herself as being ''the filthiest person alive." Unfortunately for her, Raymond (Da\ 1d Lochar)) and Connie Marble (~link Stole) are out to take O\ er the coveted title.

Although Babs is hiding out from her fame in a hot pink trailer adorned \\ ith tacky pink tlammgo Ia\\ n ornaments, she is being spied on b\ the l\.larbles. who threaten to find out what she IS all about. Babs II\ es with her mother, Edie (Edith Masse)). who stays in a playpen and waits for her beloved Egg Man (PaulS\\ ift) to bring her some eggs. The Marbles create their filthiness by running a baby ring, where they kidnap young women. artificially insemi­nate them and sell their babies to lesbian cou­ples.

The logistics of ··Pink Flamingos·· may

seem b1zarre, but the 'Je\\ er must undcr:-.tand that tt is all comml! from \\'atcrs· t\\ 1stcd sense of humor. The Baltimore nat!\ e (" ho ... boob all of his films 111 his home state) creates a t\\ 1 ted world all his own and ill\ ites the audience along for a crazy nde.

The film was banned 111 man: place~ due to

its sexually and shoo.:king e\plicit humor. Thanks 10 the ad\ent of D\'D. the ongmal \Cr­sion is a\·ailablc for \ 1ewcrs and mcludcs the outrageous scenes Water~ · " ·as forced to cut from the film. includtng a sex scene Ill\ ol\ mg chickens.

Perhaps the single most outrageous anile "Pink Flamingos·· is known for 1s a scene in which Di\ inc eats dog crap. And she's not act­ing. She actuall; ate genume defecatL, allm the name of celluloid.

Although Waters has gone on to make lcss­shockmg mo\ ies (but still contain1ng trade­mark Waters· humor) -uch as ·· enal \.fom." "Peeker:· "'Hairspra;.'' ··cectl B. Demented·· and ··cry Bab].'' it wa · the raunchiness of ··Pink Flammgos'" that began it all.

- Cal!ye .lforri.Hey

"Top I 0 things you don "t want to hear from your accountant tarting with . .. 'I'm not that

good with math ....

··They are un ·cripted dramas \\ hether it is the CU\ em en 111 the ca,·es thou ·ands of years ago. Shakespeare pia) s. tele\ •~•on. mo\ ies and books. stories and character take us on a ]Oume\ . All I do IS tell those stories\\ Jth­out scripts and Without actors."

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 20)

Half the battle is just shO\\ ing up. Start showing up to class, and your grades will certainly rise.

Aquarius (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)

The hard work of the semester will soon pay otT. EYen if you're worried about grades. you'll be

pleasantly surpri ed.

Pisces (Feb. 20-March 20)

Animals seem like better com­panions than people lately. But take hea11, changes are about to

occur.

Aries (March 21-April 20)

Your birthday trip may have been fun. but bathroom can be dirty places. Try to remember that.

- Allison Clair

- Da1·id Lelferman, Top 10 List,

"The Late ShOll'" April 15. 2004

'·By far the biggest reason these single women don ' t vote is because candidates are more interested in getting elected than trying to improve our govem­ment."

- Richard Hblf. ll'rite1: Ne11s1reek

April 2I, 2004

''I really thought nobody would care and I would lose the weight and call it a day. I \.\'as \Hong."

- AI Roke1: ·-rodm· ·· sho11· host, on his gastric bypass sur­

gery and consequent 11·eight loss,

1\"'H'I\". IIe/ cape.com April 21. :200-1

- ,\lark Bumelf. creator of such realitl" 1·hmn as ··sun·il"Or ~-and '"The

Apprcnttcc, .. C\',\

A.pn I 19, :!(J(}.f

"'l don "t thmk 1·, c e\ er met am joumaltst with that kmd of po\,·­erhouse focus. He nc\ cr 2i' es up. I think the record for- h1m was J 8 times for retummg to the ame 'Ource until he got ,~·hat he

\\·anted... ~ - Ben Bradlee. 1'/CL president

o_( the Washmgton Po.'t on jour­nalist Boh IJ(lOdHw·d,

Pcoph .\Jay 3. :!IJII-1

- compiled by .11/ison Clair

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Quote of the Week

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"Congress should not haYe legislation

that '''ould make college more expen~ siYe for anyone. It's

just not fair.,.

Tum Kilel·, spoke.\mmr fur Rep. Gco~p \111/e,; D-Cahj.,

ih£ wmor DemoutJt on the lfou~e Com1171((ec on

Education, The Rc\7£'1\

Apnl 20, 2()04

C efs battle for the best c B\: LAURA BOYCE

Ft'tiHirt'' EdifM

"Bt>causc just one more bt>an would make it two-fany:· reads the sign on the front of "Mayor r.kDears 239 Bean Chili" made bv Dave Deal at the fir::.t DL'Iaware Kniuhts of Columbus Chili ( <'uk-OfC ~

lim\ e\"t'r. the d1ih dt1t"S not actually have 239 dtf~~n:nt b.:ans m Jt. but ratht-r Deal says he decid­~:d to make Insh .:hih and :;o he added a '"Me .. to 1m last name and savmg his chili ·s slogan with an ln-;h accent \\hat ~~ st;pposed to be 240 sounds lt .... e t\H>-'"am, wlHch 1s appropriate if there are 23<1 be . .ms, h.:- avs.

"lt'sJU t aJokc." Deal says laughing. "l don't (. ven know if there IS such a thing as Irish chi h. but l"rr m4rned to a flanagan so I thought I would t reate ''hat I call lri~h chili ...

Deal b 1.mt' of 13 partic1pants bemgjudged on thor chill I..Ot1kmg capabilities at St. Anthony in the IIIIIs in /wondale. Pa .. Saturday. The event wa-: held to raise monev for Birth righ t of Del._,, .ut> ' ~

•·J clb0 bl'ught these first place ribbon<. for a bur1 w put on my s1gn because l thought it mtght Impress the JUdges;' he <;ays about the blue rib­bon~ 1rnply mg he ha~ received first place ill mter­nal!c n<ll chtlt cook-oft\ over the past years.

<. 'arl Colantuono, the man behind '·Authentic Tex ... ~ ( h•h:· howe\ er, actually used an interna­tional a'' ard-\\ im1ing recipe to int1uencc b is spicy b.cnd

fhb being hi' first chill cook-off, he used the sat 1e ba~k' n.:ctpe \nth a bit of a modification to m:1h 1t unrqu.: tu hunself. Adding his OV.'ll home­mad.: !Jlend of chtli powd.:-rs to his concoction gl\ c-. orne extra heat to h1:; Texan recipe.

fhe main charactenstic of Texa chili, which 1~ uncraractcnstic of most other chili, is that there ~ue no beans, C olanmono -;ays.

Instead, the chili meat is blt::nded \Vith spices and when ready - in less than two hours - is :cl"\ ed on top spiced rice.

.. The rice is meant to absorb some of the heat the chih leaves in your mouth," he says

Those in attendance haw the opportunity to try each kind of chili, ranging fro m "Conch Rcpubl ic Chili, .. with a shot of margarita to wash it do\\n or '·Grandma's Chil i." that includes :\le.xican noodles on the stde for dunking.

There are three awards a t the end of the day

two for taste and one for presentatiotJ. While some participants were more focused on the flavor of their ch1li and so had no special presentation. others went all out.

Nancv lanelli, for instance. dressed in an Eagles jersey. presented her '"Super BO\vl Chtli" on a table representing a football field.

Just tables away, Gerry Safranski decorated his table v.i.th a string of glo\• mg chili pepper lights and miniature bottles of Tabasco sauce to surrounded his chili pot.

Official judges from the Culinary Arts Department of the T\ie\>. Castle County Vo-Tech school district were on hand to choose a wmner based on what their taste buds thoul!ht. The sec­ond award for flavor is decided by~ a "People's Choice" ballot, which allows everyone who sam­pled the events of the day to cast a \ ote for thcrr favorite bowl of chili.

Reyn Ciemiak, coordinator of the event, says besides bragging rights the winners receive prizes geared toward cooking a good pot of chili. This includes a Tabasco gift pack. a rack of spiCes and a one-year subscription to "Chili Peppering" mag-

aline. ·'Bastcally thoufh. v.e JUSt thought tt \\ould

be a fun thlil.! to do." he sa\'· "It'-; a h1t t~t fun today, but 1f there were about 200 more p.:opli! here it \\ ould be .: ..:n more fun '

As C\ cryom· tl.!td their belltt>~ to full c p.t.:l­t). the band 1\.lad-S\ eet Pang'. made ur ot three UnlverSit\ l.morc;. Dustm rrohch, hlrdan Lettncr and Clni~ Huzt:\\ skJ. otT creel ~Ollll! swccl tunes for entert.nnment.

A +tcr ada\ of eating for~ go,,d cau~e. acn,m­panicd h) gvod mu,u.'. appr~1x1matd~ S500 i-. raised. and a\\ anls c..rr prescnkd.

\\ ith a ( un, h R.:rubhc !lag fly mg O\ er h1: marganta blender and pot fulltlf chtlt at hts beach mspired table, R.P. Cierntak rcccl\es th.:- award for best prcsentatJon

The cnmd li'kcd Gcn• SJt"r:lnski"s blcnJ ,lf ·'Border! me Chili' the finest, ~~s the\ hose his chili as the Pc,,ple ·s Choice \\ mner. ·

The t1flicial jud~cs. howe\ cr. differed a btl b\ awarding the "Authcntit· Tc:o..as Chib .. first pla.:e."

It seem~ Texas chtli tsn't just a wmner mter­nationall). but in .\vondale as well.

Apnl '2/. '200-t . THERE\ IE\\. B3

Get a taste of the No. 1 Chili recipe Carl's Texas Style Chili

In a heavy Dutch O\'e'1 (do not usc aluminum pot) Brown - at least 2 pounds of cubed beer (chuck tender).

Add: 8-oz. Can - tomato sauce 3 Tbs. Beef Base 1 Tbs. Chicken Base Cover \\'ith \\ atcr ( 14 oz.) Float of couple of local hot pepper-; ( SeiTano peppers preferred but to cut the heat. Jalapenos acceptable)

2 tsp. - Onion Powder l tsp. - Garlic Powder 1 2 Tbls. -Carl's "Hot Blend" Chili Pov.der #l 1/2 Tbls. Hot Mexican Chili Powder l Tbls. - Texas Style Chili Powder 114 tsp. - Fresh Ground Black Pepper 1 packet - Sazon Goya Cut back heat and simmer for about an hour. lhen add:

l '2 t. p. - ~·1exican Oregano 1 2 tsp. - Onion Puwdl!r 1 2 bp. Gar] ic Pcm dcr I 4 Tbls. Carl's ··IIot Blend .. Chili

Powder #3 I 4 This. - Carl".; Mexican Ciuh Powder #4 1 2 Tbls. Hot :Vlexican Chili PO\\dcr I 4 tsp. -- F cesh Ground Black Pepper I 4 hp. Ca~ cnnc Pepper l 2 packet - Sazon Goya Simm~:r tor about 30 minute ·. Squeeze peppers and discard pulp.

Add: l Tbls. - Ground Cumin I 4 tsp. Cayenne Pepper 1 1 packet Sazon Uoya

Simmer tix about 10 minute.;. Ta te and add salt dnd cayenne as needu.l. You tr~t a vcrv tender bl!cf chili CO\-1::" ~

crcd m a thick ··grm y .. that is deep red, with a good after bum. It is to some a very hot flavor :;o I recom­mend serving in small portions with rice or beans. cheese and sour cream all served on the side.

- comtesy of Carl Colantuono

Bowlathon benefits children with Cerebral Palsy B\ LEAH CO~WAY

'\ ,\·, h.:.uurc' EJttor

K!) su·s bnghtly colored bowling ball made its \\ J) down the bO\\·Iing ramp placed in from of her \\ heclchair and rolls dmm the lane.

As the ball lea\ es the bowling ramp, used b; bo\\ ler~ w1th disabilities. 1t 1s not necessarily mo\lng at an) great speed. Howe\ cr. 1t knows exactly what it 1s doin" mo\ ing steadih straight down the middle lane IO\~':Ird the pins · ~

be!) tnp dO\\ n the lane. tt usual.ly manages to conquer at least a fe\\ of the pm~ standmg 111 the way.

So\\ lers cro\\ ded the lanes of the Bowlerama. in ; C\\ Castle. on Saturday aftemoon in a benefit to con­tmur the '' ork of the K!)stl Bingham Cerebral Pals; Foundation. Inc. The goal of this group is to provide housmg and sef\ ices to adults with Cerebral Palsy.

orane Bringham founder of the KBCPFI and Krysti"s mother.-says 'c, ents like the Bow Iathon and t'ther fundra1sers arc tmportant to the children becau~e the;. help build the Hope Houses.

These houses will pronde a better life for the chtldren by pro\ tding them wtth a plac_e to live wh.en the;. get older. The Hope House ·s they mtend to budd will be a homelike en,ironment. but also customtzed for the1r thsab!littes. she says.

K!)·sti supporters filled about I 0 lanes of the bm\ It ng aile). rangmg from fnends and supporters of the orl.!amzation to fam11\ and classmates from the H:'>.IS Scholl! for Children-w1th Cerebral Palsy.

The Bngham family \\'as present in three difTer­ent generations. Krystr "s brother and grandparents even strapped on their bowhng shoes.

\\'avnt: Carter, a fnend and member of the l\..B( Pf"i. looks o\·er at the children from the HMS school, gnns and says. "Look at each eve!) one of them smiling.

"These -ktds arc so se\ ere!) disabled but so happ~. \\hde there arc phystcall) fit millionaires out there \\ ho are m1scrablc.""

Special ramps are placed at the bottom of the

lanes and help from R1ch 1\.la~:,llluson. a rccn:atwn theraptst at the HMS school, enables the childr.:n to bowl and mo\ e around the aile\.

Carter stresses the importance of the Hope Houses.

··when these kid's parent"s die what \\!II happen to them'!" he asks. It is our m1ss1on to pronde them v. ith houses and a community '' tth the hope houses.

As Diane £3ringham places a lime green ball on Howard Anderson\ ramp. she says he likes this ball becau~e 1t hns holes he can push his pinky in and then stnrt ns roll.

Howard is one of the man\ students at the H:\ lA School for Children wnh Cerebral Pals) ''ho liYes there seven days per week. Some of the bowler's hav~ been at the school for as many as 16 years of their li\'eS. .

'"Many k1ds only go home for the holidays:· Dianne Bringham savs.

Krysti is fortunate enough to spend e\e!) week­end at home with her family.

The highlight of the eYent for the chtldren ts when the n~mb'er placed on their dark blue t1cket 1s finally announced.

Each child receiYes their chance to select from the colorful and fun-filled pnze table.

After careful deliberation. Kryst1 chooses a Scooby Doo bowling pm. After all. this pin is a remmder of bowling a favonte acti\ itv. Diane Brir.gham says her and the kids usunlly go bO\\ ling on a lazy summers day.

Drannc Bringham says the event probably raised around SS.OOO

"Their sptrit is absolute!) amazmg:· Carter ·ays. The children do not let their disabilities or\\ heel­

chairs stop them from ha\ mg fun. he adds. Like Kryst1"s bnght ball the; may need a little

push to get gomg m the right direct1on. To some. e\ ents ltkc the Bm\ Iathon may JUSt be

a Saturda) aftemoon out mg. but to K) rst1 and fncnd"s these e\ents make all the difference.

B4 • THE REVIEW • Apnl 27. 200-J.

• ftntertainment Edilor • • • : jimmyb1ludeLedu

FollowHH! the Federal Commerce l ommtssion\- '·shockmg" decision that lbno's use of the phrase "f mg bnlltant'' du .. mg the Golden Globes \\as. in fact. pro­f;tmty~ a number of groups chief among them the American Civil Liberties Unton and the Dtrectors. Actors and \\·ritcrs Guilds submttted a petitton 111 protest, claunmg that such wanton censorship ''ill hamper the crcati\ tty of those'' ho wish to pr,,ducc content for broadcast tclcnston.

Sacrificing quality for vulgarity Hov. e,·er, this doesn't mean cable net­

works are free to do whatever they want: the advertiser which support them largely determine what can and catmot run - this is wh) when I'm watching "Die Hard" on TBS, Bruce Willis· infamous " Yippie-ki­ya;" phra e i. modified to "Yippie-ki-yay. Mr. Falcon." And while "Chappelle's Show" tosses around the n-word more than a klansman, most of its profanitie are cen­sored out.

best movies of all time r·casablanca," "Double Indemnity ... ":\taltese Falcon") were created 111 a Hollywood that forbade the deptction of any on-screen sex. wcren 't allowed to use profamty. the makers of "Gone With The \\'ind." for example, had to go to court JUSt so Rhett Butler could tell Scarlett O'Hara that he dtdn't giw a damn yet thts censorshtp. mw.:l; mmc stnngent than an) rules applied to broad­cast tele\ tston today. dtd not lead to thc creation of an mfcrior product

I thmk the main reason '' hy hroad­ca ters are 111 ~uch an uproar about all the crackd0\\11S as of late ts stmple the) ·rc laz). Most T\' shm'" arc complete trash: boring. unmspircd and unnngmal Rut the producers know tf the~ tlmn\ tn enough

• sex and shockmg content. at least a good portion of the audtcncc ''ill be ahk to stt through long enough to justtf~ the outra­geous pncc the nctwor's charge ath·cnts­crs to hock thctr ''arcs.

\\'ith this bcmg an election year. the ..;p-callcd mdccenC) crackdmYn waged b; the FCC has gamered so much unwarrant­ed attentton tl;at it a lmost makes one forget about the real issue of this campaign gav marnagc \ntsts. ah\ ays a touchy gr<>up. seem to somehO\\ hclic' c that if th.::\ · rc not free to toss around four-letter cxpkti\es and expose a bare breast or ass­check now and then. thetr product\\ til suf­fer fhts ts absurd.

I'll adn}tt. the onl] t\\O shows 1 \\atch I\ tth ;111) rcgulant) arc "South Park .. and ''l happelk 's Sho\\ ... arguably two of the ll1!dcst programs to C\ er grace a tclc\ tston .;ct Both nm on Comcd! Central. a cable nl'l\\ ork nor subjected tll the apparent!~

dracoman regulations or the FCC.

But just because Chappelle or whoev­er it was that \\TOte "Die Hard'' felt the need to swear doe n 't mean writers should feel constricted if they cannot. Take "Seinfeld" for example - it's one of the best. and fu nmest, shO\\S of all time, yet even in the episode ' ·The Contest," where the character wanted to ee "ho could remain the master of their doma in the longest, the word ma turbation wa not uttered once. There arc even better exam­ples the further back one look - in tele\'ision htstory: shows like "The Twilight Zone" were hard!~ intended for children, yet there ''a no graphtc \iolence, no gratuitous sex and no expletives.

The ob\ ious rea on for this is simple entertainment need not beget 'ulgarity.

Just because our culture is much le s con­sen ati\e than tt was 50 years ago doesn't mean tele\ tsion writers (or any writers for that matter) should feel the need to create a complete!: debased product. Some of the

If tcle\ tston prodl!LCrs arc forced to constra111 thcmsch cs. no lonl!er all(n\ cd to contmually go h:1ck to the \\:Cll of ,·ulgari­ty. the} ''til ha\C t(' dn something trul~ shockmg produce stl!11ethm;_r Lreati\ c that'' til actually. engage the audtcm:c. Thts is probably. one of the rcasnn: reality tele­\ ision has become so htg: sttconb arc a tired format. fom1Ulatc. predtctahle and crude. Rcaltt} tele\ tston is (most!~)

unscnptcd and usualh deals '' tth thmgs

not ti.mnd on the a,·erage ~itcom. If some­one tned Ill sell '\BC a sttcom about a hunch of mampulatt\ e baekstabbers 'ying for a htgh-pa) ing job workmg for a pompous, sclf-tmportant jackass. the pro­ducers would like!; make ure the charac­ters all slept '' tth each other at least once . Yet "The \pprenttce" has been one of the most successful shows of the year. and no

one e\ en had se:\. .\!though l don't :-.upport censorship

per sc. there arc some thmgs that ha\ c no place on tbe publiC am,·avcs: even though the quality of mo t shO\\ s no\\ on T\' ts appalling, I doubt letting them be more crude \\Ould do anything to help the rroh­lem.

Sexpert discusses art of lovemaking continued from B 1

"It was a fine counter to the highly academic research I'd been doing." "\1) threshold for being embarra sed changed dramatically. What embar­

ra:-.~ed me 111 year one doesn't eyen get a blush no''." Joannides says. "I guess if the ·Guide' ha a saving grace, it's that it's on top of the latest

re.carch. but it's tempered with what goes on in the street, what's going on in college donns and of course. what docsn ' t go on in college dorms - there's a "hOle chapter on masturbation."

' .\!though spcakmg openly of his time in the libraty and on the shores of Malthu. he \\nh concedes. "Well. there's the research I can talk about, and there\ the rcsca;ch l can't talk about."

One of the thmgs Joanntdcs sought to do with the book was to make sure tltc dt!Tcrcnt element., that cmblld\ lo~c and lo,·cmakin!! were in balance, with a l,trgcr clement of fun than most ·pre\ 1ous sex guides. ~

··Jfyou ''ant to sec something ''here the element· are not in place, take a loL•k at the a\·crage SSO to S I 00 text they require you to read in a lot of college .-~;, ·cd cout.~es, .. he.'! sav~. "These are hooks where the head is severed from the holh. there's no danger you would become sexually aroused when reading them ..

I Its umquc apprmh.:h. though, dtd not make gettmg the book to press an ~.:a~) task. and pubhshmg houses across the country soundly rejected it.

"The} didn't get the idea that a highly intelligent book could have a sense ot humor." Joanmdes says. "It rea II) makes me \\·onder how people in the pub­ltslung mdustT} haw se\.. You know. do the) e\·er laugh while they're doing ~ ,.~

I.

To II\. thts problem. he sa) she started hts own publishing company, Goofy foot Press, \\Inch was difticult be..:ause he was "massi\'ely broke to begin \\ tth.''

"But I was JUSt happ) to get It published,'' he says. '·I didn't expect atiy of till'. I mean tt 's e,·crvwherc 110\\. fi·om Serbia to Croatia, to Slovenia.

"Jim e those trat1slattons because I can't read a word of them, so I can pre­tend the) 'rc absolutely hnlliant. \\hereas the English version, well, I JUSt keep hittmg m~ sci f over the head. ·oh God. that paragraph ·s a real clunker.' ,.

To supplement the almost mcrwhclming amount of written information, the "Gmde" i~ also tempered\\ tth a\\ tde arra; of drawings - everythmg from medical sketches of the intcmal workmgs of sex organs to an artist's concep­ti@ oft\\ o T~ rannosaunts Rexcs hanng sex in the chapter "Kink in the Animal K111l!dom."

·"There ,,·as nothmg easy about the birth of any one of those illustrations, and I would emphastze the word childbirth - it was painfi.tl," Jommides says. "Ftrst of all. tt took a long time for us to get in sync. Part of it was [illustrator D::~ctid.: Gross] was used to that s~ lc of comic book illustration. He does Spidennan and is vel) accomplished. but with Spidennan or X-Men. if you reall~ study those comics. a lot of the characters are posers, and by that I mean the) 'rc looking at you sa) ing 'He: look at me.· The) ·rc not wonied about their chcmtstt) with anyone else on the page.

"That's ''hat first became ob\ ious in these illustrations, so we really had to \\Ork together to get chemistry bct\veen the couples. Another problem is how in the heck do you get chemistry when all you have to work with is a single black line on a white page? \\'e don ·tuscany shading. no colors, no pastels ­that's where Daerick·s genius ts, in doing so much with so little.

"Because you have so little to work with. it's harder in line art," he says. ''.\lot of thmgs arc an exaggeration. You'll notice to get a sense of a woman, her skin ts smooth, whereas a male is almost animalistic, usually kind of hairy wtth btg. bulging muscles. This became a particular problem with breasts and

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penises, getting him to make notmal s!i'ed brca~ts '' :1s a real prohlem. and graphically I'd haYe to thro" the pemscs that he'd do mto Photoshop and cut them in half and then paste them hack together. I mean he would ha\ c schlongs that would humble an elephant."

Joannides then adds apologeticall~ 'Tm son~ to bore you. but I fLltmd this more fa cinating than other aspects of the hook It\ a real challenge the .trt -and I'm really pleased with hO\\ tt tumcd out."

Although the book ts already 111 tts ti.1u11h cd ttton. fi.1r '' htl'h the awhor added eight ne\\ chapters and 51 additionaltllustratlll11~. Joanmdcs sa~' he has an obligation to continually update the hook.

"It 's being used in medical schools mm." he sa\ s ,,·ith a sh!!ht sense of bewilderment.~"so we·,·c got to keep putting out nc\, editions. But thts one should be good for at least another three years. ;\Ia} be'' hen tt gets to tts ~ec­ond printing I'll start thinking about tt."

Joannide says he has some ideas about topics he'd ltke to see in the new edition.

·'We didn't put ptercmgs on \arious body pans." he sa) s, "and damned if 1 didn't forget to put in this \vhole section on threesomes I'd \\Tttten."

In the meantime. Joanmdes says he "ill contmually update the book·~ Web site with new infonnation, as \\·ell as an entire guide on crcati\e date tdcas.

'·I have a strong belief that what you do togetl1er when your pants arc on is far more important as far as sex is concemed from \\'hat you do ''hen your pants are off." he says. .

From anyone else, tim ad' tee mav seem tntc. but "ho can dJs<l!. .. 'Tec wtth a "sexpen·r - · -

Cars, music meld at Hot Rod Hoe Down continued from B 1

Eldorado frame and had it painted and detailed."

The school bus. ,,·hich looks like. a tricked out. lO\\ riding pimp­mobile wtth spoiler and gigantic engme cut through the hood. ts speculated to ha~e cost close to $200.000 111 tts creatton. It's use. howe\er. ts going to be of a dtffer­ent motn·e. The ptu·ase ''\Vanna be cool ... sta} m school!" is printed on the s ides and back.

"\\"e · re working 110\\ \\ tth the Bov-, and Girls Club~ofDclawarc to set· up events where we bnng the Shortcut to their sites and teach ktds about sa fetv and sa\ mg no to dnt!!s ... BO\\:ers ·ays. - ~

- A popular occupation among car lovers ts custom hand-painted pm-stnpcs. A11thony Whtte, who works out of cw York. slow!; and dtltgcntly lets his brush g lide over the~' htte paint of a "Mere:· leaving a thin pink ltne that, jomcd wtth tts brothers. creates a custom destgn.

"I've been doing this for about 15 years,'' \\'htte says. ''Its the per­fect way for me to express my love for cars and art."

White says hi favorite cars to paint are traditional 1950s. custom cars and "Meres." The ptnk and

· : · \\'htte-pinstriped ' 'Mere" ran the owner about S300 for White's meticulous work.

Consider some of the other "attractionc;" to be witnessed at the

show. A man who refuses to be called anything other than "The Great N ippulini'' acts as a sort of ·ideshow for the slack-jawed audi­ence.

T.G. N ippulini attaches two metal wire cables to the front end of a hot rod that was made out of a casket called "The Dragula." The other ends of the cables fasten securely to the man's nipples via the holes he has had pierced there before.

With a grunt and a smile, ippulini then walks backward,

pulling the 2,000-pound hot rod across the 2:round. And of course there tS a tattooed g irl incognito as a 1950s Greasess in the driver's seat.

"It's about mental concentra­tion ... says tppulini, whose nip­ples get a break after the spectacle is over. "And you know what, I' ve never had a tear."

Custom made trophies go out to unique witmers of categories like "Best Back Scat.'' where the car's sole purpose seems to be for ... well, one can assume what for. That trophy is a kull riddled with bras.

Shipley says he is into old cars because they are much more beau­tiful and durable than the newer mode ls out today.

"I can't even tell you what model is what with new cars. When 1 rent a car on vacation, I have to tie a bandana on the antenna to remember which is mine."

2004 MTV Movie Award Nominations

BEST :\10\'IE "50 Ftrst Dates" "Findino ·c'llll ..

''The Lord vf the Rm!!s."\hc Rcntrn of the K tn!.! .. ''Ptrates of the Canbbcan~ The Curse of the Black Pt.:.trl"

"X~ X-\kn Unncd"

BEST :\IALE PERFOR.\1 ·\ ~CE Adam Sandler "50 Ftrst D •. tcs.

Rtll :\lurr..l\ "Lo~t 111 Tr,mslatwn" Johnn; Depp "Ptratc~ oi the l anhh.:an fhc Curse of the BI.11:k

Pearl" Tom Cnu~e "The Last <Jmurat"

.ltm Canc;cl "The Pass ton of the Chn~t ..

BEST FEMALE PERFOR"IA~CE Dre\\ Barrymore "50 F1r~t Date . ..

Queen l 'lotfah "Bnngmg DL n the lkuse" Halle Bem "CiothtJ..:a'

L ma Thunnan · "Kill Rtll \ ol I" Charlt;e 1 heron " \IL'n~ter" .

BEST CO\IEDIC PERFOR:\1.-\ \CE .ltm Carre\ "Bruce Almtl!h' ·

\\til Ferrell 'Tlf'- · Ellen DcGenercs "hndiiH! :--Jemo"

Johnn) Depp "Ptratcs of the l anhhcan- -The Curse of the Bla.:k Pearl"

Jack Bl::tck "<.;ehool of Rod"

BEST 0:\ -SCREE~ TE.UI Adam Sandler & Drc\\ BaiT) 111L"~rc "50 Fir~t Dates"

\\'ill Smnh & .\lanm La\\rcn.:e "Bad Bo' s II" Johnn) Dcpp & Orlando Bloom "Ptratcs of the C' anbbcan· The

Cur e of the Black Pearl" Jack Black & the School of Rock "Band" .. chool of Rock ..

Ben ttllcr & 0\\en Wilson "Starsk~ & Hutch"

BEST \'ILLAI\ Dcmt .\!oore "Charlie\ Angeb Full Throttle··

LtH .. : Lm "Kill Btl! \'ol. I" Ktcfcr uthcrland "Phone Booth"

Geotfre; Rush "Ptrates of the (anhbcan: The Curse of the Black Pearl"

Learherface "The Texa~ C ham~J\\ Massacre· ·

BREAKTHROVGH ~tALE Ludacns "2 Fast 2 Funou . ..

Cilhan \1urphy "2, Day~ Later" Shia LaBeouf - "Hob"

Shawn Ashmore "X2: X-~ten United'' Om arion "You Got Sen cd"

BREAKTHROUGH FE,IALE Lmdsav Lohan "Freak\ Fnda\ ··

Scarlett Johansson "Lo~t it1 Translation·· Keira Knightlc\ "P1ratcs of the Canbbean. The Curse of the

- • BJack Pearl" Jesstca Btcl "The Texas Chain~a\\ :\lassacre"

E\an Rachel \\'ood "Thineen"

BEST Kl S Jim CatTey & Jenmfer A111ston "Bruce Almight\''

Keanu Ree,es & i\1onica Bellucct "The :\latrix: Reloaded" Charlize Theron & Christina R1cct "\tonster"

0\\Cn Wilson & Cannen Electra & Am) Smart " tar ky & Hutch"

Shawn Ashmore & Anna Paqum "X2: X-:\ ten L'ntted"

BEST ACTIO~ SEQVE~CE Intercoastal Free" a' Pur~utt -

"Bad Bo\s il" Escape from Mongolia "Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle"

Battle at Gondor ··The Lord of The Rings: The Retttm of the Kmn''

Champion Crane Chase "Tenn~1ator 3: Rtsc of the \tachme~"

BEST FIGHT Queen Latifah \S. :Vlissi P)le "Bnngmg Do,,n the House"

Uma Thurman 's. Chtakt Kumama - "Kill Btll \ 'ol. I" Keanu Ree\ cs 's. Hugo \\'ea' mti "The \lair!\.' Reloaded"

The Rock 's. Konttkt Rebels -"The Rundm' n ..

Hugh Jackman \S. Kell) Hu "X2 '\- \len United"

BEST DA~CE SEQl'E:"CE Ben tiller & .lcnmfcr Amston "Along Came Polh" " Hot

Salsa Dance" ~ -~eann \\ tlliam cott ··Amencan \\'cddmg" "Dtsco Dance Off'

Stc, ·e i\lartm - '13nngmg Do" n the House" - "In da Club" Drew Bam·more Camerot{Dtaz Luc\ Ltu - "Charlie'. Angels:

· Full Throttle''- "Burlesque Revue" -Omarion. Marques Houston and the Ltl Saints' Dance Crew ­

"You Got ened - ''The Big Bounce"

Find ow the ll'inners on June 10 at 9 p. m. - compiled by Cal/ye .~forrissey

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Cub Scouts Cross Bridge. ot Water On April 26.200-l at 7:00 pm at the First Presbyterian Church in Newark. Dens 6 and 3 will be crossing a small bridge to become Weblos I (We be loyal scouts). Crossing the bridge symbolizes advanc­ing from bears to Weblos and means that scouts have completed all of the requtred achievements from the Cub Scout Bear Book. For more rnformation on local Cub Scouts. contact leader Heidi Skopowski or visit www.scouttng.org

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The Del a\\ are • Humane A,st1.:rat1<>n Ill\ nes you and your -1-kggcd fncnd to the FiN Annu.1l ''Beach \\alk for the Anrmals," Saturda~. Apnl 24th rn Rehoboth Beach. Tlus 2-mrk \\alk along the Rehoboth boar<h' alk "til begm dt II 30am Regbtrallun and dr~d,-rn

begms at II am. y,,u can pre-rcgr't~r t(u $15 unlll April 20 cost 1 . 20 d:n ,, "alk. Krds ag~' 6 t<> I h Jrc JU't s:. the "alk rs tree f<>r o.:hrldren 5 and und~r Thrs rs a pkdge-dmen walk .. panr<rpams ,trc cnc<>uraged to rar'c S50 111 pkdg~s If you rar>c $75 111 plcdg~'>. ~nu'll get a Walk for the .-\mmals T-shin Fonn a team or walk ;r, an rndl\·rdual pn7C, '' rll be 3\\arded to the top two tundrats­ers as well as m the kids and team catc­gone>. Free refreshments for all walkers \\ rll be prm rded after the Wall.. . You are welcome to bnng your lea.shed dog on s the Walk All proceeds froin the \\ alk wrll go to help suppon the Dela" are Humane -\ssociallon's Spa~ ';\cuter \ 'an. which smo.:e it bega11 operallons 111 2002. is responsible for more than I 00 cats being spayed neutered! To regrstcr or for more mforma11on. call :102--l / )-,-81 72-dO I Or rcgrster onlme at

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SP£Ak.OUTI The Office of Student Diversity and Success

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On Wednesday, April 28th at 7:30 PM in Sharp Lab Room 130

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Contact mlaberge@udel.edu OR melanie@udel.edu to purchase a bus ticket .

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D Victims Day and Candlelight Vigil

Wednesday, April 28 (rain date April 29)

11am to 8 m Candlelight Vigil begins at 7pm

Trabant University Center Patio (Main Street and South College Avenue)

247 pairs of shoes representing those who died 1n alcohol-related crashes

1n Delaware 1998-2002 will be displayed.

Spc~'sOrtd by the Delaware Crapter of Mothers .1\ga,nst Dn .. nk Dr1v.ng ard the Bwld ng Respons1b1 ity Coalition's Student .Alcohol Use Comm1ttee

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• Head to Head • Winners and Losers • 'Veekend Review

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Apri/27, 2004 • CJ ===============::lS&~E·!S·tm·rul• c=====::::=======c==== Commentary

B oB THURLow

A 'Giant' problem n . like many other football

fans. ~pent a good portion of this \\eekenu monitoring this

weekend's draft. which is kind of sad when )OU think about it. c~pecially \\hen the first round Jaqed longer than a Jenmfer Lopcl marnage Zmg!

:-.:FL comn11ss10ner Paul Tagliabue should have e\pecteu It woulu he a long da) as ~oon a> the first ptck \\a~

announced. .. With the first ptck in thts year·s

1\FL draft. the San Diego Ch.trgers select .. well. the) kind of pick Elt l\.lanmng. but \\e all knm\ \\hat won ·t happen. ~o in

. theor) the Charger~ pick Phthp Ri\ers and three Ne\\ York Giants draft ptcb:·

E\ eryone knC\\ Eli wanted to pia) in :\e\\ York and he wouldn't play for the Chargers. so the Chargers did the right thmg and forceu the Giants to traue.

'\'e'' York ·s general manager. Ernie Accorsi. was backed ulto a corner. and ha\ ing a! read) lost one superstar quarter­back in the draft \\hen John Elwa) Jemanu.:-d to b.:- trad.:-d !rom Baltimore t \\her.:- Accorst ''as G \I.) to Denver. he gan~ up too much for th.:- unpnnen quar­terback.

It was the most watched hoodwmk­ing tn the htstor) of tele,·ision!

Two fiN round draft picks. one third round ptck and a fifth rnund pick for someone of good football lineag<'.

If :-.lannmg ''as the mnst domtnant quarterback in college last -;easnn. r could understand the tradt'. but he '' _.s not head and should..:rs above either of the other two quarterback ( Ri\ ers and Ben Roethltsherger) Keeping RtYer~ wtth their ongmal pt.::k or tradmg dm\ n a few spots and sclectmg Rocthltsbergcr would h<rYc been a brilliant mow b) the Giants. but the Giant. pro,·ed multiple times on Satunla; \\ h~ the) iinished 4-12 last ) ear.

\\ith :\Ianning in town. former sHu·ter Kerf) Collins \\ill be released and backup Jesse Palmer .. well. I don't thtnk he knm\ s he\ playinf:. football He lost all three games he played tn last ) car and he seem-. L'Ontent bemg on the Bachelor. even if he doesn·t know what he\ doi'lg there either.

.. 1 pick )OU ..• um. \\hatever :~-our

name is·· The Gtants sa) on!) got more (\\ isted

after the first round debacle. Apparently the ne\\ head coach. Tom Coughlin. has a daughter. and this daughter became preg­nant while attending Boston College. r-.' O\\ here· s the catch - -.he got knocked up b) a football player. but not just any football player. he wa~ a good one. Good enough to get drafted in about the third round. Good or granddaddy Coughlin took Chris Snee. the father of his grand­son. with the second pick in the second round.

Ptcking Snee that carl; assured him a decent contract. which \\ill help him sup­port the bab) and the baby\ momma. who had previous!) stated she plans on marr)­ing Snee. ~ This might sound like some football

version of the Jerr) Springer show. but fortunate!). no one took their shirt off dur­ing Saturda\ ·s draft co\·erage . The closest w; came ;o that was Tommie Harri · · dancing dad who made me think of a Cosby ~Show episode when Dr. Hu\table busts a move w htle weanng one of his piffiest :-.uits.

I knov. the city of Ne\\ York has to be the center of attention all of the time. that's JUst what the) do. I guess.

Did you see Ghostbusters 2? The Statue of Liberty walked! That was so cool.

Unfortunate!) for :\1annmg. he does­n't ha..-c as much freedom as Egan. so he will only get one chance to \\Ill the hearts ,ofGtants· fans or he's gonna have to 'ikip town

I hear Ryan Leaf is looking for a new roommate.

Bob Thurlov. ts a managmg sports editor at The ReYie\\ Send questions. comments and Ghostbuster action figures to bthur­low@ udel.edu.

UD players selected in draft Hall, Johnson picked in sixth round on Sunday

BY JOl\' DEAKINS ~),orr\ Ldtror

Two Delawar.: player~ were selected in the st.\th round of the r-.'FL draft on Sunda).

The Oakland Raiders selected defensi'e end Sha\vn Johnson with the first pick 111

round st\ The transfer from Duke looks to bnng -.ome mul"h-needed quarterback pre-.­-.urc to the Oakland defense after compiling 25.5 sacks 0\Cr the past t\\0 sca.llllS.

"Sha\\11 Johnson I'- a pass ru-.her:· ~aid Ratders head coach Non Turner at a post draft press conference ... He\ a guy that I thmk and we thtnk can come tn our nickel package and contribute and compete for a :-.pot a-. a Jefensi,·e end.''

The Philaddphta Eagles -.elected quar­terback -\nd) Hall. a Georgia Tech transfer. in the -.txth round \\llh the I 85th O\erall ptck . He ts -.l,Ited as the l\'o. 3 quarterback behinu Dono\ an \1c'\abb and K.o) Detmer. a spot A.J. Feele) held last season.

..We were interested [in Halll.''said Eagles head coach Andy Retd at a post draft press conference. "He caught our e:e. We tried to do a little bit of homework there knO\\ ing A. J. Feele) was lea\ ing. We thought we needed a certain gu) for that posi­tion.! think Andy has the qualities. He's just got to go do it."

Reid also said at the press conference that Hall's mobility and leadership most like­!) persuaded the Eagles' interest. Hall com­piled 3.4 74 total yard:, en route to leading the Hen~· to the di\ i~ion 1-AA championship.

.. He probably has a little more experi­ence than \\hat A . .J. Feeley had. but I don't knm' :· Reid satd . .. There are so man) quar-

terbacb that hud a ton of reps 111 college that don't make tt in the pros. I think it· a Itt tie bit more than that. You \\ant to tr) to find some charactensttc~. Then. it's not a I 00 per­cent shot that tt works out.

"\\'c took some things th.Il we thought \\-ere redeemmg qu.tlttie~ that AnJ~ had and \\e'll ~ee ho\\' he Jocs and gt\C htm an oppor­tunity to ~how ht~ stuff··

Two other Hem also h::t\1.~ an opportunt-1) to shm\ thetr stuff at the ne\t lc\el. as Jason :\er; s and :-.1ichacl .-\d.tms hoth signed contrach a~ undrallcd free agents short!: after the draft.

''I'm definitely dtsappotnted I didn't g.:-t drafted:· :\ery-. said ... hut there weren't that man; lmem,\11 taken 1t \\a-,n·t a big draft for linemJn:·

Ner;s. who stgned '"ith the :--:e\\ York Jets. got a call dunng th~ se\enth round inquiring about the three )eJr \tarter·s sen ic-

.. They v.anted to bnng a guard to camp as a htgh pnortt) free agent. .. he said. "ThC) told me that that option was a\ at! able to me tf I \va~n 't drafted. I thought that \\as the best situation:·

Adam . Del<mare·s other captain during the 2003 championship season. ~igned '' ith the San Franci~co 49ers late Sunday night.

'Tm just humble for this opportunity:· Adams said. ·-rm also e\ctted because the Niners have always been my f<l\oritc squad:·

All four players report to their respecti'e camps on Thursda).

THE REV IE\\ Fik Photo

Senior pitcher Mike Iannucci hurls a ba ll in a game earlier this season. Delaware pitchers have played solidly. led by transfer Jarame Beaupre from Drexel.

Tiger tamers: flot bats lead Delaware

BY TYLER ~IAYFORTH StaU-Reporter

In a week that one assistant coach deemed .. offensi,·e :· featuring 39 runs and 7-l hits. the Delaware baseball team managed to defeat Towson thi · past weekend . two games to one.

In a two-da: epic that started Friday. the Hens (20-16. 4-7 Colonial Ath letic Association) defeated the Tigers 8-5 in lO innings .

Delaware fell behind Towson

left with t\\O men on base. "Nothing was ~aid in the dugout \\hen

we \\ere going into the etghth inning. We kne\\ \\hat we had to do:· satd Dela\\are assistant coach Casey Fah).

Junior Kelt; Buber led off the inntng with a double into the left center field gap. and sophomore Brian \'alickha '' alked to put runners on fir ·t and second.

Then. down 0-2 in the count. Da\ ison launched the ne.>.t pitch 0' er the

(14-24 . 5-10 CAA) early. after Brian McKenna and Adam

BASEBALL left field wall and into an adjacent pond. for his thtrd homerun of the season.

Heffron hit back-to-back RBI -------- Soon after. a li ghtning storm suspended play until the next day.

doubles for the Tigers . Hens . The Hens put on a rail: of Towson

their own and notched the score at Hens 1,\ o. Sophomore Todd Da\ is on Towson rapped a single into left field to start the inning. Two batters later. Hens sophomore Brent Rogers ripped a Towson

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7 Gm.2 9

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In the second installment. Towson tied the game at five on Jerem) Stift1er's RBI single .

double dO\\ n the left field line -------­

The Hens had a golden opportunit; m the top of the ninth. but freshman Bnan Hage rich into a double pia). ending the that scored Da' i::.on. Ste>e Van Note fol­

Io'\ ed \\lth a bloop single into center that allowed Rogers to score.

But the Ttgers clawed their way back in the bottom Jf the si\th. when Heffron crushed junior Scott Rambo'-, delt,·ery behmd the nght center field wall. scoring Ca-.per Wells.

Follo\\ing a 30-minute rain delay in the top of the s;, enth. Dehm are threatened once agam. but Van :\'ate tlieJ out to deep

grounded threat and sending the game 11110 e\tra innings.

In the lOth. Da,ison laceJ a single tnto center and sentor second baseman Brock Donovan sacrificed D:l\ io,on to 'econd. Julllor third baseman R) an Graham singled home Da\ ison for the go ahc d run. t0 put the Hen~ up 6 "

see BASEBALL page C3

II L Rl \ ll \\ I tk Photo Pa\ ton Award finalist And' Hall \\as taken in the sixth round b\ the Philadelphia f:agle~. the same round .Sha" II .Johnson·" as o,elccted b~ the Oakland Raidl·rs.

Hens sweep shu •

ut w BY CH \Sf< TRI'\1\IFR

s I R· Dc.a\\ar.:o L.tpped .t pL•rkd

• \\e<.:k.:-nd \\ 11h 11 t.1tr... tratght shutout \ IL'IOI \ g.unst l :\( \\'ilmmgton lH1 Sund,t)

Fre hm<m Carol: nn Sloat ga' <' UJ 'e'en Jut~ m her .:onfer­ence k.rdm.! -th \\Ill ,md recmded ner t.f 1 h11t Hit of th.: s ',!sOil.

The Hen La J1tal11ed on th.:­Sc.tha\\ ks • detcns \ e \\Ocs. sconng t\\ o of thctr three run~ o il mtsCUt''- 111 the field . frc,hm.tn shortstop :\hL·hdle Pl.mt scmcd the fir,t Del a\\ ,trc run on a ''tid pitc·h \\ ith the ba ... cs lo.tdcd .tttcr kadmg off the fir~t Inning \\ tth :t stnglc

The 1-kn, ,L·urcd ag,nn 111

the bottom of the third \\ h.:on senwr third ba,Cm<tll Laura Streets \\ Jlked ,md then L'amt' hnme on Randt lsaaL·, RBI sm­gle th,tt bounced pa't the Sea hawks· uutficlder f11r th <,<.:c­ond error of the game

In the bottnm half of the fifth inning. Streets htt a hard I me dn' e to left for her single­~eason record 15th t\\0-bJ-.e hit of the sea-,on

Senior Lit. Win~lnw ga\e the Hen-. a three-run lc<td \\ tth an RBI fielder·, choice that dn)\ e in Streets from third .

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game ot tt.trda) 's double header ~-(1 on ,1 \\tid pt!Lh and an RBI stngk from Isa:.tcs Sloat got the 't.::tm). gl\ mg up onl) four hits.

In g:.tmt' two. the Hens \\Oil

in a 10-mning marathon behind a complet<' g.tme 'hutout from Jo~<'ph for her etghth win of the -,ea~nn . The Scaha'' b · defen~c hurt them .tg.t r. as Plant. who had rL•ached third -,afely on an errant thnn'. scoreJ in the not ­tom of th.:o tenth on lsa.tc's int icld 'ingle .

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the CAA '' iII ad' ,mce to the pla)Otf·s <llld the Hen' current!) find themseh es on the outstdc looking in \\ ith an upcoming weekend -,eric' again\t second­place To\\,Llll. Delaware\\ ill he on the road ag,titht non-confer­ence team-, this \\eek at Rtder on Tue,d.t) and Rutg<'r' on Wednesda) .

C2 • THE REVIEW . April 27. 2004

The Sports Shakedown

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This weeks male athlete to watch: Brock Donovan - Junior infielder has helped boost the Hens mo. t recent offen­sive outburst in the teams recent success . He will need to play well when Delaware plays JMU thi weekend.

This ll'eek s female mhleTe ~ to 1\'atch:

Lindsay Jone ophomore ~ pitcher has prO\ ided a "park to ; the Hens rotation after rerum- ; ing from a knee injury that had ~ her sidelined for much of the season.

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Winners and losers of the NFL draft BY JON DEAKINS

Spom &itror

As the NFL draft came and pas ed qver the week­end, some team'> did wonders in improving their squads, while others had e:-.perts around the league scratching thetr heads. Here are the top five winners and loser~ of the NFL draft weekend.

\Vinner~:

1. Detroit Lions - The big winner of the weekend was Man MiUen. who landed Roy Williams. arguably the best \\'Ide out in a w1de receiver-laden draft ar 'o. 7. They also traded up to get Virginia Tech running back Kevin Jones in the late fir~t without giving up too much . In the second round. Millen picked up a tough-no~ed ,

but ~\\ ift outstde I me backer in Teddy Lehman. Kelly Butler from Purdue was considereJ the third be~t offen­SI\'e tackle and No. 46 best player overall by ESPN Scout~ Inc. Detroit ~wtped htm at o. 17} in the siXth round.

2. San Diego Chargers - San Diego ended up with the quarterback they wanted all along in Philip Rivers. They made out like bandib in the blockbu ter deal with the Gtants by recei\ mg a fir~t. a third and a fifth round draft ptcJ... in exchange for El! Manning. That right there would put them 111 the Top 5.

Everyone harassed the Chargers for giving up Michael \'icJ... three )Cars ago. but most are quick to for­get they picked up LaDaiman Tomlinson in that deal, the league's best nmning back. ln the third round, San Diego ~elected the best kicker in college football over the past two year~ in Nate Kaeding. They also picked up a proven player on day two in Shaun Phillips. Phillips is a vet) similar player to Western Michigan· Ja on Babin. a fir~t round selection. The .. Bolts'" also got a stealm the late seventh round in Carlos Joseph. a mam­moth of a man. The 6-foot-6 345-pound offensive tack­le started the last two sea;,ons for Miami.

3. Atlanta Falcons - The '"Dirty Bird ·· did not make one had pick. In the emire draft. Not one. DeAngelo Hall i-. a stud and will be for years. Defensive minded head coach Jim Mora Jr.. who specialize m defensive bat:J...s. will ease Hall's transition. The Falcons abo traded up to get ~ tde receiver Mike Jenkins from Ohto State. a great move considering the wide out class dropped off a bit after round one.

Jenkm~ remind~ a lot of people of f01mer Buckeye Davtd Bo~ton with hi~ ~ile and gives Michael Vick

another weapon to work with. Atlanta had the best sec­ond day of an) team with solid picks up and down their draft board.

-l. New England Patriots- Somehm' the football god continue to ~hme down on the Pats. The best defensive tackle in the draft fell mto their lap at No. 21 in Vince Wilfork (probably because of weight issues). Wilfork \\ill step right in and start in place of the depart­ed Ted Wa~hington . The defending champs selected the athletic Ben \\'at~on. in the late fiN round. He was con­sidered the thtrd be-,t ught end prospect. J\.larquise Hill fell to them in the -,econd round. and the) picked up four proven college player-. in Guss Scott. Dexter Retd. Cedric Cobbs and P.K. Sam. Don't forget Core) Dillon for a second rounder.

5. Minne ota Vikings - The Vikings needed to stockpile defense In thts draft after building up a d)nan1ic offense over the years. And after they igned Antoine Winfield to pia; comer. the) wanted to focus on their front se\en. After trading down one spot to o. 20 the) were ~,hie to ptck up the best defensive end in the draft 111 Kenecht UdeLe. Also with quality picks in rounds two. three. four and live. the Vikings will be much improved 111 200-+.

Losers: 1. Texans - Dunta Robinson will be a solid comer

for the team for year' to come. but he IS a little small and the cornerback. market was unusually weak this year. He would not have been a top- I 0 pick in years past.

They traded up with Tennessee to take Western Michigan's Jason Babin in the late ftrst round, a player that some draft boards had as a low as a third rounder. Babin ·s producti\ it) has never been questioned. but Western Michigan does not exactly play the cream of d1e crop and Babin will switch from defensive end to outside linebacJ...er for Houston. The 6-foot-2, 258-pounder will struggle when he will have to drop in pass coverage. something he didn't do in college. He ~ill be good. but in no \\'ay 1s he worth the second. third. folllth and ftfth round pich that they gave up. This is a young team that needs help all over.

2. New York- They ended up with their man. Ole Miss quarterback. Eli Manning. Its hard to argue against that. but if they wanted a quarterback, which probably wasn't their biggest need. they could have traded down and got Rtvers or Roethlisberger.

With so man) teams trying to trade up for Sean

THE RE\'IE\\ I ik Phot. Fourth overall pick, quarterback Philip Rh ers from N.C. State, wa part of a block­buster trade this weekend which heavily favored the San Diego Chargers, his new team.

Taylor. Kellen Winslow and RO) \\II hams the) could have picked up dt least another o. I ptck. Instead they gave up Rl\ers . their third round pid, (~o 65) anJ their" fiN and fifth-round selections in the 2005 draft. The Giants had a lot of talent a! read) ,md nO\\ ha\·e to take a step bad.. to w:~it for .t\lannmg·s progression Abo Manning wtll have to work bchmd a sus pen o!Tensi\ c­line with a suspect running game. when KeiT) Collms has proven he IS good enough to get them to the super bowl.

3. Bills- Buffalo basically picked up two players 111

the draft. Lee Evans has tremendous speed. but docs have recent inJury problems. The Bills <tbo hm e t\\ o qualit) receivers 111 Eri( l\loulds and Josh Ret:d. The other player they ptcJ...ed up \\as Tul.me quanerback J.P. Los man

Lostmm has had trouble in the past m bad \\ eathcr and Buffalo Is snO\\) and cold half the season. Along With last year's first-round s::lectwn, \\'illis ~lcGahee. Losmru1 is another player that \\\lll 't pht) nght .tway. The) gave up this ye<rr·s scconJ and fifth round ptcb and next year's first. That\ a \\·hole lot to gi\·e up fur the questionable Losman. Too much

~.Bengal~- Cincmnau dtJ get Deltha o· \calm a pre-draft trade. but Demw \\anted lum gone fc.1r ,t rca­-,on f-or some reason. unkno\\n to most. the Bengals pa"ed on Ste\ en Jackson <ll o. 2-+ b) trading with the RanK Then at ~o 26. they sclecteJ runmng b:tck Chris Pen: out of ~fichigan , mcanmg the) l!J...ed Perry. the third or fourth rated back. on most hoards. O\er Jackson and Ke\·in Jones. the con,ensus top t\\O hacks. A I I the Rams gaYe them was a fourth rounder to mm e up. The) al,o reached a ha on -,e..:onJ round piCk Kei\\ an Ratlifl \\ ho ts a tad shon for the '\'FL.

5. Eagles - Philadelphia traded from .2 to 16 to acqUire SIX-foot-four. '1.7:\-pmmd Sha\\·n AnJrew,. an ol!en-.1\ e taciJe out ol Ark.m-,a'. \\ tth the 16 tile ··Bmb .. could oltaken runnmg back Ste\en LtLk"m or linehaL·J...er D.J Wtlltam,, both ratcJ htghcr than Andrew-..

\latt \\are of UCL\ and Trey Darilek. of L,'TEP \\ere t\\O good ptcks. hut J.R. Reed ~~ too 'mall fm .t

'cc,mJru: d1at 1' ,ilreaJ) lacJ...111g 'ILe. If ;.ou ~ompare \\hat the Eagles got out ol tht' deal. \ cr,Lh \\hat the .f9ers got out ol the deal. the Eagle\ would h,J\ e h..-en !'letter off wah the :\111ers ·pte b.

Head to Head: · Stanley Cup or NBA?

MATTAMis

The 2005 1'\HL season might not happen. As players and union reps get set to bang out a new collective bm·gaining agreement. NHL hockey might cease to be.

And already I can hear people crying like Dick Vermeil slicing onions. Why?

Because the Stanley Cup Playoffs are the greate t thing in sports.

Un like the glamorized. posier-ized, and, urn ... moisturized BA Playoffs. where only three teams have a legit ~hot at the ti tle. the NHL boast a diverse lineup of teams. In recent years. unknowns like the Minnesota Wild. Mig hty Ducks of Anaheim and the Tampa Bay Lightning soared out of the gutter and into hockey legend.

Both Stanley Cup finalists from last year ( ew Jersey and Anaheim) are already out of the picture . Since the Dalla · Stars· victory in 1999, it's been five years since the team with the NHL"s best regular-season record went on to win the Cup.

Speaking of diverse. check out any NHL playoff roster. The BA signs a few European players and starts marketing itself a some kind of "global village ...

That :-aid. every hockey player in the world - Canadian. American, Russian. Swedish , Czech. you name it - fights his hardest to get his name etched on Lord Stanley's Cup, easily the most recognizable trophy in the world.

And when I say '·fight." I really mean fight.

o professional athletes lay it on the line -whether in battles along the boards or sticking up for their teammate - than hockey players Jim Armstrong said it best: ·· BA players get tattoos:

1HL players get stitches." And while free agency has gobbled basica l­

ly all of pro sports. the NHL is probably the lea t affected. Players still hate other players. Teams still hate other team~. The Avalanche hate the Red Wings . the Canadiens hate the Bruins. the Flyers hate the Devils ... and the Maple Leafs . .. and the Senator ... and the ... well. you get the picture. Essentially, every Conference match-up

is the equivalent of a Yankees-Red Sox series . To paraphrase Dean Rogers: ·'Hockey is a

game in which passions run wild ... Had enough suspense? Too bad, because

overtime is just about to start. For my money (and anyone else's. for that

matter) there·s nothing more nail-biting or butt­c lenching than NHL Playoff sudden death over­time. It"s -+-on--+. It"s fast. It"s end-to-end. makes-you-spi 11-your-beer mayhem.

Between overtime , players receive IV"s and eat bananas and drink liquids to stave off dehy­dration.

Your team's been dominating for three peri ­ods. Doesn't mean squat. One errant pass. and the game is over. Four years ago. the Flyer · and Penguins skated to a five-overtime ses ion.

ot so in the NBA. where players are play­ing for shoe contracts and SponsCenter high­lights.

Hockey players work harder. play tougher and are more inten~e than their b-ball brethren.

Do me a fa\or and name five selfish HL players .

Tough one. eh"l

Mall Amis is the senior sports cditur at The Re,·iell'. He lol'eS the Flyers, bur don'r call him a

c01rboy. He hates counrry music. Send ann/zing

you11·anrro MarryA/6@Aol.com.

BOB THLRLOW

It brings in the btg bucks. it features the hest ath letes and. most important!). it"s the most fi\Ct­ing.

That's right - the :'\BA pia) offs arc the best out there. Where else can )Oll mow the lawn. do your taxes and finish a keg in the time it takes to finish the last rwo minutes of a pia) off game .l

\\'ell. Jstde from that. b;o.sJ...etball is the best. If you think of the greate't pht) off scenes of all-ume. basketball ones will come to mind more than an) other sport· An) of l\.ltLhacl Jordan's tearful\ icto­ries. Reggie :\1IIIcr nppmg apart the Nc\\ York KnicJ...s or Willis Reed limpmg onto the court In Game ~C\Cn and making his first two ,]101\ to help the 1970 KnicJ...s \\in the title.

This ;car m.l) be e\en more spcctal than an) of the past ye,trs. First of all. there is no clear fa\ orite. and almost an) team Ill the \\'est could fight for the title. as well as a couple in the East.

Take KeYin Garnett. for example. Fan<, ha\e watched him gro\\ from the htgh school phenom to the powerhouse and ~1\'P that he is toda). ~0\\ we

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g.:t the chance to 'ee htm pu'h toward a title fl)r \1innc,ota. a st.tte that ha:-. gone \\ tthout a title 111

an;. of the four m.tJor sport' ~ince 1991 \\hen the T\'.in' beat the Atlanta Bra\c~.

It t' e\cn more special watchmg K.G. than someone like Kobe Br)ant he..:ause ... \\ell. Garnett hasn "t had problems \\ tth the law. and that mtght sound ltk.c nothing. but that\ a major accom­pli~hmenr m toda) ·, 1\BA.

E\er:one \\Ill <1dmll that the pla)ofh In an) sport arc better than the game-, in the regular 'ca­son. :l\lore is on the line and it .separate~ the real competitors from the hack.-..

Where 111 an) of the other pht) off~ do ) ou get the chance to follow young gu) s like this from their entrance in the league to when they are at the top of their game·)

In baseball. most of the young talents spend se\cral )Car' de, eloping m the minor leagues and fans don "t get <l great chance to see them Ill that deYelopmental stage, so b) the time we meet them. the) either ha\ e o\·ersized muscles (steroid') or O\ersiLed egos. The ones who don't haYe either are fe\\ and far bet ween.

Football\ de\ elopmcntal ~tage is the college le\ el. \\ hich is great to\\ atch. but there arc no pia)­offs.Just a series of bowl game~. so you onl) get to -,ce the youngster play 111 on!) one game at the htgher le\el.

Hockey '1 Most people can "t pronounce the name-, of half of the young talent in the league (e.g. NtJ...o Dimttrakos. Nikolai Zherde\ or Dtmity AfanasenkoY) and Americans are lazy. so they wont even tr) to learn those tricky name:-. . Abo, most Americans make it their goal not to IIJ...e things that pi!ople elsewhere in the world like. so soccer and hockey don·t get much respect.

We're indinduab . That means basketball is left. In the pa't cou­

ple of years. Laker~ Kings senes arc some of the greatest basketball you will e\cr see and. a, I satd before. there is nothing like Reggie Miller in the pla;offs.

Nov •. before you argui! about the Super BO\\I (lhe most hyped and usually most disappointmg football game of the year). World Series or Stanle) Cup, I would point out to you that the World cries usually gets IO\\ ratings in non-New York. di-,tncts and the Stanley Cup. although It 1 eniertaining. is ju-,t too long to sit through all of thosi! long names (It lasts into the middle of June).

So JU'it remember. it's :\1iller time .

Boh Tllurlcm IS a mana~in~ sporrs ediTor ar The Rniell". He is a fan of all sports. plaYoff~ or 1101.

so please donr send hare mail to bthurloll"@ lllfel.edu.

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Weekend Review I

Here·s a ]o(•k back at what happened in Delaware athletic>. over the wed,end.

The women·" nm ing team .:ontinued ib domination of the Coloma! :\thkllc A>~ociation this week­end. as the Hen~ v. on thrct: of four races to wm the CAA chmnpion~hip for the third con~eculi\·e year at the Kerr Cup.

The Hens captured the Varsity Fours. No\· ice Eights and Second Fight' to lead them over runner-up Drexel.

The golf team tini~hed second at the Scotty Duncan :Memorial Golf Tournament thi-, wed. em!. the

Hens best finish of the ~ca,Oii. Junim Steve Banb propelled the Hens to N.:ond place after shooung a T2 Saturday. follo\\ ing th:u wnh <I 76 on Sunthl).

Banks WJS JUSt t\\O "hob off first place. in Delaware·!. finaltoumament a~:~ ion of the season.

Overall champion Pat O'Nt>ill !->parked Temple 111 a "ictory. fimshmg 12 shots ahead 1>f Delaware. O'Neill used a bli ~;tcnng -.core of7() on Saturda) to giYe him the edge mer Bank:;.

The Hens also got comrihution~ from fre,hman Joe ;'\.lcLister and defemhng champion Dan Sp1ker. who both pla.:ed in the top 10 of the tournament

In women ·s track. Fre~hman phenom I\lanJy Still continue~ to !<>d record~ in ju:--t her firM collegiate

~~Nm of cumpettllon. Stille Jnushed third m erall m the heptathlun at the Penn Rel.tys thi~ weekend. Stille'" 4,X53 point tnt:tl broke her 0\\'11 record of 4.6% that was r:.et earlier thb year.

The women·, 4\.400 meter reta: kam abo had a good showmg. placing second in 1ts heat and break­

ing a ~chnol recon.l nl the proce~~-

ln women's lacrosse, freshman .Jenn: Diana :-cored with 35 seconds remaining.to give the Hens an Il - l 0 \\ m over Temple 0ver the weekend. In addition to Diana's game·\\ inner. ~he ~cored four mure

times to propel the Hens to the victory. Diana scored ti\'e goals for thr sc~.:ond -;traight game and enior

Shannon Kron chipped m \\ !th three assists in the t,ame.

Baseball wins two of three continued from page C I

\'an "\otc. \\ hn had ~P home run~ on the season. made it se\ en \\hen he annihi ­lated Ste\ e Sweich's fa<;~ball

over the left field \\al l. That \\as more than

enough for Del a\\ are. as sen­ior Mtke ;>.1thaliJ.. !3-3) ~hut

dO\\ n TO\\ son 111 the bolt om of the inning.

Rambo pitch<!d ~e'en

strong innings for the Hens. allo" .. ·ing fours runs. \\ hile scattering etght htts Rambo also had h1s knee-buckling curveball \\Orkmg as he had eight stnke ouh. six ol \\ h1-:h the Tigers did not mo\ e the bats off the1r shoulders.

"Rambo always has quali­t) starts. he never .. urpri~es us:· Fahy said.

ln the second game on Saturday. Delaware lost 9-7. \\hile letting a four-run lc.td go to waste.

is~ued four walks. \\htle pick­ing up the loss

Sunda) ·~ game dtd not fc.Jture a collap~e by the bullpen. but b; sen1or starting pitcher Jarame Beaupre. Beaupre had the k.1d 7 - I entering the fifth. but then \\as rocked for siX more runs in the next I 213 innings.

The Hens bailed Beaupre out. as the) tallied tour rum 111

the last two innings to '' 1n the g.une 11 -7.

Dehmare clinched their 20th win on Sunda). and nl)\\ 1t has been 32 straight years in which Dehm are ha~ achieYed that milestone.

The Hens \\ill !10\\ have six ke) conference games agaimt James Madison and Hot\tra .

Delaware \\til hope that the bull pen c.1n nght l(self. entering the late game-. of the season .

. Compiled by Da11 Montewno

April 27. 2CX)4 • THE RE\ IE\\' • C3

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DELAWARE SPORTS CALENDAR WOMEN'S LAX ..; - ... ~ • 1

April4. 2004

TEMPLE 10. Delaware Jl

Thes. Wed. Thur . 4/27 4/28 4/29

Fri. 4/30

Sat. 5/1

Sun. 5/2

1\lon. 5/3

TE\lPLE Lc.tdcr 1-1-I); PuJasJ,J (:-11. Ctpaldo tl-1); Cech 1 ~-I); Cataldo (0-1): Freng' (0-Il

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D1ana tHlJ, Edell t:-0); Cellu~ci (2-0);

C.tll!f't'kttmo ( t-I ;; Zane 1t-O); Krun 10-3); Hager (fl.~); L•hcnmi 10-1).

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;Baseball

\\ ilmington

3:00pm.

Softball

Home game;, at Bob H<Ul~th f-ieiJ

J:\1{;* J:\IL'* J~Il * 3:00 pn1. 1:00pm. 1:110 pm.

Dela""re TEMPLE

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3:00pm.

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G!\'Yml bali> b) half I ~ Tot Ddd\\ar~ 1713-.\0 TE\1rLE 16 2: • 3S Men's Lacrosse H ome game~ at Rullo Stad!llm.

Sa' cs bv half I 2 Tot

O.:la"arc Q S · 14 TEMPLE 10 X· )g

Fnu), b) half I 2 Tot

O.:Icl\\ are 5 6 - I I

Demer 7:00pm.

TE.\1PLE 6 4 • 15 Women's Lacrosse H ome game~ at Rullo St,tdium

Tum•"cr' hl bJll ! ' Tot Delaware 6 I J • !7 TEMPLE 8 6 • !-I

Outdoor Track Home mee~ at ~Jaw;m~ ~lmi-Stndium

CAA STANDINGS Conf Pet AU Pet

Jamc' \IJdt'''" 7-0 l .000 11-3 .800 T<lWS•lO 6-1 .857 14-3 .8~4

\\'tllium & :Vbry 4-3 .571 9-7 .563 George \1>~son 4- 3 .571 6-8 429 HofstrJ 2-4 333 7-7 .500 O;,iaware 2-5 .286 5-10 .333 Drc~el I-5 . I67 9-6 .600

Old Domm1on 1-6 243 4·11 267

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Tennis

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Hrnne matchc;.. on Field Hoo-c temus cou1h.

Home Awa)

* Den01es Conference Game

The

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Men make CAA tournament The Delaware lacrosse team clinched a spot in

the Colonial Athletic Association Toumamcnt after defeating Sacred Heart 13-8 on Saturda).

MEN'S

LACROSSE

Hens 13

The Hens (9-5. 2-3 CAA) were powered b) jun­ior And) Hipple\ four goab as Hipple registered his fiN m the period 10 gi ' e Delm~are an early 1-0 lead . Sacred Heart then ~cored

Sacred Hc:an 8 ...;.;.;.;..;.;.. ______ three unan~wered to end the

fiN period \Yith a 3- J lead . T he Hens dominated the second period. scoring

four goals . while goalkeeper Chris Collins kept Sacred Heart scorelcs for the remainder of the peri­od. as Delaware headed into halftime \\ ith a 5- J lead .

Dehmare tacked on two more goab as Hipple once: <~gam got the ball rolling. sconng at 14:07 to

mcrea~e the Hen~· lead til 7 1

The Pioneer~ \\ otdd no! f!o ..t\\ .1\ I '\' ,:\ r. ~ back-to-bad. goab b:. S.tcred lk.n LUt tht: Dela\\are lead to t\\o ai 7-5.

The Hen' put J\\ a~ ::-;a.:1ed lk.n1 lor • 1

scoring three an~\\t.:red go.II' .mJ eH:r.tt;.J I) held n

for the ' IClOI')

The \\111 ended Dd.t\\ arc·, thre.· ,; Ill<! lo mg streak and g.11 e head LO.IL 1 Bob Sh1ll ngl1\\ .1 'It to­f) in ht~ 400th career game.

Delaware \\·rappeu up the :\o. ' 'eed 1!1 the CAA Tourn<lment and mu't heaJ to\ dl.tno\ a 10 t:tke on the Wildcat\ \la~ :1 fm\ 'on e.Jrned the o. I seed O\ erall in the CA.\ .• md \\Ill take on o 4 'eed Hofstra.

- Cumpilccl h /)an \!mite wno

Mike Adan1s - Safety San Franciso 49ers

-rason Nerys - Guard ~

New York Jets

- Andy Hall - QB Philadelphia Eagles '--

hawn Johnson - End Oakland Raiders

The bullpen crumpled \\hen freshman :\1itrh Heckert allowed four run~ 111 three innings pitched . Heckert abo

THE REVJEW 'File Photo Sophomore Brent Rogers has been very solid at the plate this season, including a two triple game two weeks ago. The "offensh e'' Hens combined for ~0 runs this weekend.

C4 • THERE\ IE\\ • Apnl 27. 2Utl..f

--·---5:30PM

* * Power Point and Pizza * * (Church & Campus Connection - Sponsor)

PIZZA, DARWIN, DESIGN (A Power Point talk on the current crises in evolutionary theory with free pizza for the

first 150 attendees)

Dr. Tom Woodward Author: boubt's about' barwtn:

A Hlsfory or Int'elltgent' best]7n Theory

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INTEL /GENT DESIGN OF LIFE AS A SCIENTIFIC THEORY

(PREPOSTEROUS OR PLAUSIBLE?)

PLAUSIBLE Dr. Tom Woodward

Professor at Trinity College (FL) - Rhetoric of Science

PREPOSTEROUS Dr. John McDonald

Associate Prof. of Biological Sciences at U. D.

Both events on

University of Delaware, Newark, DE Smith Hall-130; South College and Amstel Road

DD Vic ims' Day and Candlelight Vigil

Wednesday, April 28 (rain date April 29)

11~m toll "1 Candlelight Vigil begins at 7pm

Trabant University Center Patio (Main Street and South College Avenue)

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