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Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell! Reloaded [Not that there’s anything wrong with that] Varun Singh, Shrey Goyal

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Don't Ask Don't Tell - Reloaded, July 23, 2009

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Don’t Ask,

Don’t Tell!

Reloaded[Not that there’s anything wrong with that]

Varun Singh, Shrey Goyal

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Connect

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Products/services developed through Permitted Bootlegging in

15-20% Pet-project time

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In A.D. 2101 War was beginning.Captain: What happen ?Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.Operator: We get signal.Captain: What !Operator: Main screen turn on.Captain: It's you !!CATS: How are you gentlemen !!CATS: ___________CATS: You are on the way to destruction.Captain: What you say !!CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.CATS: Ha ha ha ha....Operator: Captain !!

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“All your base are belong to us”

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Whose description?

"There is her little Baluchi-style face with pouting lips and insolent look in the eye. She's about fifteen years old I should think, not more, but she stands there with bangles all the way up her arm and nothing else on. A girl perfectly, for the moment, perfectly confident of herself and the world. There's nothing like her, I think, in the world."

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The Dancing Girl statuette, Mohenjo-Daro

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Ad for what?

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____ called his friend Krishna Menon, the then Defence Minister, and requested him to send an infantry division from Delhi. He had already got permission to use the cavalry force of the Jaipur 56 regiment. Finally 2,000 camels, 4,000 horses and 8,000 troops were used, many of them soldiers on loan from the Indian Army.

What is the context?

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The Battle scene in Mughal-E-Azam

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Interestingly, the first instance of it appearing on U.S. currency is on the reverse of a $1 coin first issued in February 2007.

What?

[And why’s the above fact interesting?]

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The $ symbol

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The etymology of the word is somewhat colorfully based on Roman law. The latin word ____, witness, was used in the firmly established legal principle “____ unus, ____ nullus" (one witness [equals] no witness), meaning that testimony by any one person in court was to be disregarded unless corroborated by the testimony of at least another. This led to the common practice of producing two witnesses, bribed to testify the same way in cases of lawsuits with ulterior motives. Since such "witnesses" always came in pairs, the meaning was accordingly extended, often in the diminutive.

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Testicle

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Although usually associated with another religion, the word _____ is a Latinization of the Greek word used to refer to the priestly caste of Zoroastrianism, literally meaning “the follower of Zoroaster”, and used as such in the ancient times. As part of their religion, these priests paid particular attention to the stars, and gained an international reputation for astrology.

Their religious practices and use of astrological sciences caused the term to be applied to the occult in general. The English word _____ is derived by adding a single letter to the same.

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Magi, and Magic

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Alice Pleasance Liddle, photographed by Charles Dodgson (Lewis Carroll)

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ConnectA boat beneath a sunny sky,Lingering onward dreamilyIn an evening of July--

Children three that nestle near,Eager eye and willing ear,Pleased a simple tale to hear--

Long has paled that sunny sky:Echoes fade and memories die.Autumn frosts have slain July.

Still she haunts me, phantomwise,Alice moving under skiesNever seen by waking eyes.

Children yet, the tale to hear,Eager eye and willing ear,Lovingly shall nestle near.

In a Wonderland they lie,Dreaming as the days go by,Dreaming as the summers die:

Ever drifting down the stream--Lingering in the golden gleam--Life, what is it but a dream?

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Alice Pleasance Liddle, inspiration for the main character’s name in Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland.

She has been referenced in Through the Looking-Glass through the poem.

A boat beneath a sunny sky,Lingering onward dreamilyIn an evening of July—

Children three that nestle near,Eager eye and willing ear,Pleased a simple tale to hear—

Long has paled that sunny sky:Echoes fade and memories die.Autumn frosts have slain July.

Still she haunts me, phantomwise,Alice moving under skiesNever seen by waking eyes.

Children yet, the tale to hear,Eager eye and willing ear,Lovingly shall nestle near.

In a Wonderland they lie,Dreaming as the days go by,Dreaming as the summers die:

Ever drifting down the stream--Lingering in the golden gleam--Life, what is it but a dream?

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After a $700,000 prototype was rejected, a new one, the looks of which were inspired by Carl Sandburg, Albert Einstein and Ernest Hemingway, was created, which took three months, and cost $1.5 million. It was used by two dwarfs, Tamara De Treaux and Pat Bilon, as well as 12-year-old Matthew De Meritt, who was born without legs. Caprice Roth, a professional mime, helped as well.

What is it?

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E.T.

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Who’s the Author?________________, “a book which ascends to such rarefied heights of pure mathematics that it is said that there was no man in the scientific press capable of criticizing it?”

An online search, as of 2005, for these titles with author _____, reveals 263 references to _____ and 209 to _____, while the overall average for citations to scientific papers is less than 6. It is among the select group of Victorian scientific works that are still remembered, and referenced, even today.

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Dynamics of an Asteroid by

Professor James Moriarty

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What is it that all of them do?

Julius Caesar (in The Gallic War), Pelé, Charles de Gaulle, Jesus (allegedly), Richard Nixon, Shaquille O’Neal, Elmo from Sesame Street (who justify it by saying that this “mimics the behaviour of many preschoolers”); Duffman, Gil, Willie and Disco Stu from The Simpsons; Todd from Scrubs, Dr.Doom, House-elves in the Harry Potter series; Rolf from Ed, Edd n Eddy; “The Jimmy” of Seinfeld, Gollum from LOTR, The Hulk, Mordac (from Dilbert), Hercule Poirot (in television adaptations)

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Illeism, or referring to oneself in the third person

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Collectively known as ???

• I Was Twelve, My Mother Slapped Me• My Angry _____• My ____ Was My Village• The Little ____ _____ That Could• The Woman Who Loved to Make _____ Happy• Because He Liked to Look At It• I Was There In The Room

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The Vagina Monologues• I Was Twelve, My Mother Slapped Me• My Angry Vagina• My Vagina Was My Village• The Little Coochie Snorcher That Could• The Woman Who Loved to Make Vaginas

Happy• Because He Liked to Look At It• I Was There In The Room

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References to ???

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Godwin's Law (or Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies) "As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison

involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.“ It is often cited in online discussions as a

deterrent against the use of arguments in the reductio ad Hitlerum form.

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Fill in the blanksDuring interviews with a Silicon Valley News Agency, Eric Schmidt indicated he believed that “______" oriented businesses were the future of the internet and computing industry. Notable excerpt from these interviews:

...Eric Schmidt, Sun's chief technology officer, is leaning back in a plush executive chair. Eric is thinking about _______. A smile is on his lips, and a deep, satisfied light radiates from his eyes. He has grasped a liberating truth: _______ - not microchips and software - is the key to the future of business. Eric Schmidt's job at Sun is to spawn and nurture new businesses. For Eric, organizational ______ is a rich, vibrant topic….

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SEX

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Who’s Bibliography, what’s missing?• __________________________________• The End of Imagination• The Cost of Living• The Greater Common Good • The Algebra of Infinite Justice• Power Politics• War Talk• An Ordinary Person's Guide To Empire• Public Power in the Age of Empire• The Checkbook and the Cruise Missile: Conversations

with _____• The Shape of the Beast: Conversations with _______

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Arundhati Roy

and her first novel,

The God of Small Things

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Princess Irina of Russia sued MGM in 1932 for libel after the release of Rasputin and the Empress, which insinuated that the character Princess Natasha had been raped by Rasputin.

What “trend” in Hollywood films did this start?

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The All-Persons-Fictitious Disclaimer

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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Identify X and Y

Jessica Hill secured the copyright of X in 1934 by demonstrating its similarity to Y, created by her sisters Mildred and Patty in 1893. Clayton F. Summy Company, working with Jessica, copyrighted X in 1935 (copyright intact till 2030).Today the copyright lies with Summy-Birchard (part of media giant AOL Time Warner), and brings in about $2 million annually, with the proceeds split between the company and the Hill Foundation.

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Happy Birthday to You

and Good Morning to All

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The LVC

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The Harry Potter Series

• Paras Pharma. – Philosopher’s Stone (Paras)• Firefox, earlier called Phoenix• Secret Chamber• Goblet• Hallowe’en• Half Blood Prince• Prisoner of Azkaban

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