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MVO: Impression jamaane ke chahe laakh tariqe hon Par hindustaaniyon ke liye 3 hi brahmaastr hain Pehla angrezi aap kisi bhi shehar mein nikal jaaiye Do chaar log toh aapko angrezi ki taang todte huye mil hi jaayenge Aur nahi toh kisi naye aashiq ka Ishqiya halafnama sun lijiye Doosra shabdkosh Matlab shabdon ka gyaan Aise maharathi aapko kam hi milenge Par jab milenge toh aise shabd uchhalenge Jaise America japaan pe bum giraya tha Aur aapka bhi wahi haal hoga Jo Hiroshima aur Nagasaki ka hua tha Teesra hai famous logon ke bare mein baitiyaan Waise aisa karne mein koi buraai nahi Par aapne agar unse ghalti se pooch liya Toh aapki khir nahi kyunki ye sab ke sab jhooth ka chehra aur Banwat ka libass 24 ghante pehne rehte hain Kyunki inke liye cool hone ka matlab hai Apni sachchai se munh modna..

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MVO: Impression jamaane ke chahe laakh tariqe hon

Par hindustaaniyon ke liye 3 hi brahmaastr hain

Pehla angrezi

aap kisi bhi shehar mein nikal jaaiye

Do chaar log toh aapko angrezi ki taang

todte huye mil hi jaayenge

Aur nahi toh kisi naye aashiq ka

Ishqiya halafnama sun lijiye

Doosra shabdkosh

Matlab shabdon ka gyaan

Aise maharathi aapko kam hi milenge

Par jab milenge toh aise shabd uchhalenge

Jaise America japaan pe bum giraya tha

Aur aapka bhi wahi haal hoga

Jo Hiroshima aur Nagasaki ka hua tha

Teesra hai famous logon ke bare mein baitiyaan

Waise aisa karne mein koi buraai nahi

Par aapne agar unse ghalti se pooch liya

Toh aapki khir nahi kyunki ye sab ke sab

jhooth ka chehra aur

Banwat ka libass 24 ghante pehne rehte hain

Kyunki inke liye cool hone ka matlab hai

Apni sachchai se munh modna..

Toh aap sochiye aap kaun se cool banana chahte hain?

Character: Harnayvi guy

Character: Girl

MVO (Accent) : Sanjana listenmain aur tu friend

FVO: Friend kab se?

MVO (Accent): pehle din se and I know u like english..i propose english

FVO: Propose?

MVO: I love you..from lower floor of heartu my beat..i you beatI marry you

FVO: No way

MVO: I wayrunning marriageok

SFX: Slap

FVO: Bastard