my plan for world domination!!!!!!!

MY PLAN FOR WORLD

DOMINATION!!!!!!!

Don’t worry. I will be nice. (He’s Lying!) SILENCE YOURSELF SLAVE!!!

Beginning

I am making this plan not to rule the world (At least not entirely for that). My major goal here is to create a united land. One where all people live together in harmony. The illusion of separation to be gone. Though in some cases violence will be necessary, in carrying out these plans I want you, the user, to do so with peace. Enjoy my plans.

Part I

Take Egypt. Their economic distress makes this Very easy. Bring them together again!!! Make Them Strong

Part II

Take out Tunisia and Libya. If Egypt has improved greatly they will happily take you in.

Part III

Harder step. Take any of the countries below by peace. Then, if necessary, stomp the others out!

Part IV

Go for Italy. They will likely not succumb. However, once we get to the Vatican City, we can convince them with religious reasons and weaken the Christian countries all over the U.S. to our will.

Part V

With the new influence of Italy and the Vatican, take a few of the countries east of Italy (below).

Part VI

And now, take Spain and France Without Violence!!!! These countries have some pretty good military power, and can be bought! (throw in Portugal, It will come with Spain)

Part VII

Bloody right we’re taking Britain!!! The United Kingdom and Ireland will likely come peacefully once Britain’s centuries-old rivals have.

Part VIII

Finish off Europe one country at a time. If allies from Russia attack, retreat as fast as hell and leave that country alone. Remember: Russia is a force to be avoided

Part IX

Finally. We control all of Europe… but now we must get Africa. There is no specific order, but take out the coast first, and the inner parts later. Otherwise we wont have enough influence on the powerful inner cities. They still, however, are pretty weak.

Part X

The Caribbean mon!!! The entire area should be easy. Convinced before it becomes difficult.

Part XI

South America is here, except for one part. Can you guess? I’ll give you a hint. Its that big gaping hole in the picture. No? Ok, the answer is Brazil. We have to take them out later.

Part XII

Ah, Brazil. The legends of soccer. They have to go down, but if you managed to convince the rest of South America, the job is done already.

Part XIII Now we move on to our

friend Asia, where the primary strategy is fleeing. Once a country is conquered, Keep it as a part of your own land. The enemy is not likely to attack after that. Finish on the edge of their borders. Remember: Russia and China are not to be fought unless defending territory. All men should be on guard there.

Part XIV

Take India and Sri Lanka. Go with peace, as to hold charisma. They should not be fought, but rather asked to join. This was a previous rule, but here it applies especially.

Part XV

Take south of China. Remember that they are to be avoided. Also take South Korea, preparing to battle their northern neighbors.

Part XVI (The unknown)

North Korea: The land of secrets. They must go down. Take out all forces not being used to guard borders. You know my little peace speech in the beginning? FORGET IT!!! These people aren’t to be harmed, but the government overthrown. See to it.

Part XVII

Japan… must I say more?

Part XVIII

Indonesia and friends. They wont fight. Yay us!!!

Part IXX

Australia and New Zealand. Easy take, though they might put up a fight. But we need to conserve our power for later.

Part XX

Mexico. America will probably support them not to, but with their old land Spain conquered, I’m pretty sure minimal violence will work here and they will join.

Part XXI They might come peacefully, they might not.

Either way, we need to convince or overthrow them. America is their rival, and so the primary goal is to use each to get the other. (once we get Russia conquer Mongolia)

Part XXII

Canada, eh? Yeah… they’re going to have to join without violence. (Greenland is included)

Part XXIII

The U.S.A. has good willpower, and it is said it will do anything for freedom. But will it fight the world? No. No country in the world is so foolish to attempt a fight in such disadvantage! So, add U.S.A. to the collection.

Grand Finale Damn the Chinese. They have a huge population

and a great army. Almost undefeatable by any one country. But wait! There’s a new country now!!! And it covers almost all of the world. China might fight to its own death, or it might surrender. At last. WE WILL HAVE WON!!!!!