men can fix anything! - emi imaging · 2018. 2. 20. · men can fix anything! don't have a...

MEN CAN FIX ANYTHING!Don't have a spoon?

I can fix that!

Seatbelt broken?I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)

New TV too big for the old cabinet?I can fix that!

No bottle opener?I can fix that!

Room too dark using compact fluorescents?I can fix that!

Electrical problem?I can fix that!

Car stereo stolen?I can fix that!

Bookshelf cracking under the weight?I can fix that!

No ice chest?I can fix that!

Can't read the ATM screen?I can fix that!

Car imported from the wrong country?I can fix that!

Satellite go out in the rain?I can fix that!

Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?I fixed that.

Wiper motor burned out?I can fix that!

WTF?

Display rack falling over?I can fix that!

Desk overloaded?I can fix that!

Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging?I can fix that!

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk?I can fix that!

No skate park in town?I can fix that!

and - last but not least - - - -

Out of diapers? I can fix that!