man o man! what an irony!
Post on 15-Jun-2015
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When he’s without money, he wishes to get
married;when he has
money, he wishes to get
divorced.
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When he’s without money,
the wife becomes the secretary;when he has money, the secretary
becomes the wife.
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When he’s without money,
he acts like a rich man;
when he has money, he acts like a poor man.
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Man, O Man, Do you mean what you say
And say what you mean?
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He says the share market
is badbut keeps
speculating;he says
money is evil but he keeps accumulating.
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He says women are trouble-makers but
keeps desiring them;
he says high positions are
lonely but keeps wanting them.
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He says smoking and drinking are
bad but keeps indulging in
them.
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He criticizes his wife for putting on
weight but he does not seem to realize his pot belly is
quite a sight.
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He reprimands his children for
using vulgar words but he swears and
uses four-letter words on his employees.
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He says women are lousy car drivers but he
has got a record number of traffic summonses for
speeding .SPEEDING!
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He talks of the dangers of
‘meal skipping’
But he forgets to eat when
he’s gambling.
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He hounds his wife to save for
a rainy daybut he
constantly drinks, gambles and puffs away.
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He tells others to be happy and
carefree
But he has sleepless nights
because of worry.
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The End
HA! HA!I CAN SEE
OTHERS’ FAULTS!
BUT I CANNOT SEE MY
OWN FAULTS!
With Metta,Bro. Oh Teik Bin
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