FRESNO CITY COLLEGE

Theotre orgon benefit

Couneelor, left, Cella Gornez, is ready wíth a stopwatchas Jirn Brooks, student, and Elbert '\4roodruff, instructor,wait to hear go. The trio are warnxing up for the eecondannr:al Jog-O- Thon to be held Saturday.

Rail exhibitg his work. ... ....,Pg. 3

Folksinger to appear. .........Pg. 4

April Activity Galendar... ... ..Pg. 5

'W'ornente tennís team loaeg. . ...Pg. 6

A manlg car ie hig castl€. . . ,. . Pg. I

Fresno Silly College . ' .... Pga' 9'L6

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tïheelers, runners

set for Jog'0-Thon)

The second annual FCC Jog-O-Tho¡ for the benefit of a coneertorgan for the college theatre willbe held on Saturday, April 7,from 9 a.m. to noon at R¿tcliffeSt¿dium.

Participants walk, jog, wheelor run as far as they can in anhour's time. Prior to the event,they obtain as many sponsors aspossible, each of whom donates10 cents or more per lap.

the Jog-O-Thon will be ,

divided into two heats, with thehrst starting at 9:30 ¿.m. and thesecond at 11 a.m. Both heats areopen to all entrants.

Runners who collect up to $25receive a participation ribbonand a certificate of achievement.Those who collect $26 or moreget a commemorative T-shirt.Participants who colleet over

$lü) receive ¿ T-shirt Plus adistinctive one'of-a-kind beltbuckle.

The five runners who collectthe most donations will have

Soonsor sheets are avail¿blefrorñ the Office of CommunitYServices and from . Fr¿nzWeinschenk of the humanitiesdivision.'For more information'calt 442-8256.

Iñ case of rai¡ on APril ?' theevent will be rescheduled forApril 21.Student Retenti on Committee

qdvises 'eqrly olert' system INTHIS ISS[.-E.A report by tbe Committ¡e o¡

Student Retention was sub-ndtted for review at last week'ssenate meeting. The report,submitted by Dr. Gary Graham,ch¿irm¿n of the oommittce, andGerry Stokle, associate dean,soci¡l sciences, de¿lt with ¿nearly alert system desigaed toidentify and help students whohave low GPA's or are "non-highschool graduates."

After a brief presentationfollowed by a question andanswer period, the Senate wasasked to review the proposal inhopes of later endorsing it.

Also discussed was a letter ofdispleasure to be sent to CampusPolice Chief Kenneth Shrumabout his recent proposal tobringing parking meters to thiscampus.

ASB President Sue Sorensendiscussed her recent veto of Bills

3ftl%z and 82ül94fl. The f¡rstbill concerned funding forPAS(Ig q¡ltursl events. She ¡¡id

Hä:Iwould

sqa¡n be bnougùt before theSãnrte for eon-sider¿tion. lbeseeond w¡s vetoed bec¿r¡se shedis¿greed with the wording ofthe bill.

Sorensen also rePortcd on thelast Area V meeting, sheattended. One of the ide¿s she

initiattng aall students

e of the Are¿to those held

for high school seniors ¡t somelocal high schools.

She went on to recommendfour students to the ScholarshiPCommittee, David Andrews,Daisv .Yarbroush, RosalindaTorrõz aqd PattfTakeuchi. And.

two students to be considered forappointment to the CampusAdvisory Commitþe,.Joe Lopo!and John Herbert.

Other br¡si¡ess concerned theresignation of Sen¡tor Bob

out his term.Senate annouocements in-

cluded a reminder that "îheDutchnan" will be on campusnext Wed¡esdty ttl? noon for afree coneert. DECA won't beattending the conference tleYwere fuñded for bec¿use of itconflicting with fin¿l week.

Also, Senator Wes [¡ilsonannounced that it was hisbirthday ¿nd invited everyone toshare some c¿ke with him afterthe meeting. He is 68 years old.

Thursday, March 29, 1 97 g,

lVilliam Saroyan, Fresno'srenowned author, may ôoon besracins the FCC camPus withãnothei visit. That is, if HarrYDalva, FCC's head librari¿n, getshis way.

National Library Week startsApril I in a yearly efÏort toincrease the school communitY'sawareness of the librarY and itsservices.

Last year the. Open Housereception fe¿tured SaroYan, whohad just then published his bookCh¡nce Meetlng. This Year'sreception, scheduled for APril 4'12:80 to 2:30 P.m', ¿r,ill honorcontributors to the rece4tlYoublished Cdiforni¡ Hoûthnd.'

Saroyan has a short storY inthis anthology of poems, songs,esssys, play5 and stories inspiredby the Central Valley.

Several contributors' haveacknowledged the invitation' toattend so far. Among those a¡eRichard Dokey, an instructor atSan Joaquin Delta College inStockton, and trtilliam Rintoul, afree-lance writer who speeializesin coverage of the oil and gasindustry in California, bothwell-published short-storYwriterì, and DeWayne Rail' FCCinstructor and poet whose work

has appeared in inany literaryjournals and who has a poem inthis issue of the Rrmprge.

Dalva feels the anthology willfurnish'-dn excellent theme forthe week. Few books deal withthe valley, and this one shouldhelp kindle local interest in booksand reading.

"La"st year's event brought inpeople from the community andFCC classified staff, some ofwhom had never been here," hesays. "Increased awareness isobvious for a couple of weeks,but it is hard to measure thenumþer of people who eventuallybecome regular users."

Throughout the week, everY-one is invitgd to stop by for "afriendly siiile, a bookmark, adisplay of library give-awaYbooks. buttons and balloons"'

And- for an added bonus,beginning April 2, students maYbring in the coupon below to thebox at the library cireulation

'desk.On Friday, APril 6, three

nsmes will be drawn as reci-pients of eopies of Cdilornirlle¡rtl¡nd, autographed by thosecontributors who will attend theOpen House.

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now available FREE in the FCCBookstore. Music. Theatre.Dance. Calendar of events.

TYPIST NEEDED 12-1 p.m.Five days a week. $8 per hour. 60wpm. No dict¿tion reQuir_ed.Ctance for promoùion. Call¡4854192. Ask for Bill.

LOST - L¿dies' Hamilton quartz,digital watch, gold w/góld band,in FCC Gymnastics room.REWARD - CaII4886437 afte¡:3:30. Ask for Roxanne.

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St¡ff WriterIt was around 12:30 lasù

when I heard ond of them saY

that somé-boY" was going totight.

lVhen I heard this I naturallYlooked out the window to seewhat was going on'.. 'still

managing to mind my ownbr¡siness, of course.

As I looked out the window Isaw this guy pulling off his shirtas if getting ready to scuffle. Imoved closer to the window toget a better look at the incidentonly to find that there was notanother person within 30 feet ofthis guy.

As I wond-ered what in heckthis guy might be doing, I'heardanot-her voice saY somethingalong the lines of "He's going totake off his clothes." theY

weren't just whistling dixie. Thissuy proceed':d to take off his[aits and throw them aside.

To make a semi-long storysemi-short, he luckily did not gethis shorts off before beinggrabbed by officials. It was,however, described as the most

"exciting' thing that has hãþ'pened all year.

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Thursday, March 29, 1979 3

Poetry

FOR YOU

æ by DelVeyne Rail

How could it have mattered so

that in the mid-daY heat You laYand watched two crows pass overhead,

therewhereusguns?

In your world, things counted:coin dates, stones, a scorpion scuttlingsideways with his stinger raisedpredicted years or marriagesor bad trips we'd have to t¡ke.Years lâter, I'll check a coin to seeif it repeats the year of loss,

let my hand fall blindlYon a map and off mY indexfinsernail from the townwhäre you wound up, rniles easto¡ north or south of here.Some morning Bs You drive to worka trotting dog or a cloud

will tell you I live bY the Pacific,miles from our common home,

nothingthe Years

the things I live among say You.

The Rarnpage welcornes Poenr'oaubrnitted by ite readets.All entrieg should be accornpaniedby a ahort biographical staternentabout the author .

All material will be used at thediscretion of the editor.Pleaee eubrnit entnies to SC-211.

Three FCC coeds competeFCC students, frorn left, Sharon Ruth 'Wal1ers, JuIi Linn

Kaprielian and Joairie Scholar, are th¡ee of I0 contestants run-ning for Miss Fresno County. The pageant, . prelirninary toMi.ss California, will be held in the Fresno Mernorial Auditor-iurn on Sunday, April 8, at 7:30 p. rn. Tickets are $5.

Whoddo yo wont --blood?

lo blood bank

insuronce for domors

from 11 a.m. to 2 P.m. in theStudent Lounge.

With each Pint donation'insurance for future usage is

weigh at least 110 Pounds andstrould refrain from taking

Yolleyon0tion

proY¡des

Some things in this worldcannot be reproduced or duPli-c¿ted: Blood is one of thoseresources. This life source c¿nnotbe mixed from a box on the shelf,or found in a well in the ground.It must come from individualswho are willing to give a Pint tohelp save the lives of others.

In realizing the continual andever-present need for blood,students at City College willsponsor a blood drive on APril 4-5

medic¿tions at least 72 hoursprior to donating blood.(Thyroid, aspirin and birth-control are acceptable). Alldoùors are encouraged to eat a'good meal prior to the donationperiod.

Students and community members are urged to eonsider thei¡role in this lifesaving service.

For more information: HealthService. ..442-82æ.

Thursday, March 29, 19791

Fol ksing êt, oudist feqturedin FCC concert Wednesdoy

Two widely known artists willbe featured in a concert onWednesday, APril 4, in theTheatre at 8 p.m.

Jean Ritchiê, a folksinger and,composer, and Richard HagoPiana màster oudist, will Perform inthe free concert and demonstratetheir singing and instrumentalstyles. They currently are artistsin- residence at California StateUniversity, Fresno.

Ritchie. a native ol Kentuckvis the youngest in a familY of r4children. She is the author of thebook, "Singing Family of theCumberlands," reviewed as anAmerican classic. Many bookshave followed.

Üoncerts, festival appear-

LETTER

ances, television programs,recording contracts and radiobroadcasts have been naturaloutgrowths of her interest in herfamily music and have taken herto many countries around theworld.

She is most closely associatedwith South'ern Appalachian folksongs and the Mountain Dulci-mer instrument. Widely con-sulted as a folklorist, she hasoften represented the UnitedStates at international folkloreconferences.

recording artist specializing inArmenian folk tradition. He is amaster oud player, learning howto play the instrument at the ageof 11 by initially teachinghimself.

He has appeared nationwide,playing in many clubs. Includedin his recording background aresix albums. His series of"Kef-Time" albums is widelvknown. A resident of Visa[á,Hagopian is considered one ofthemoit knowledgeable persons in'Eastern music today.

Her newest single recording, The concet is sponsored by,.None But One," -was awardõd the National Endowment.for theRolling Stone magazine's Critics Arts' CSUF and FCC. ParkingAward. will be relaxed the night of

Hag-opian, born in Fowler, t, " :lå performance in Lots c' D'

Jean Ritchíe

LETT E R

lettere cont.frorn Page 8'

f rarely respond ,îjåtig;"}, dinthe

e¿nnot letite bY Mr.

Hauss go by ,without some90mment.

I have no idea who scorchedMr. Hauss with comments abouthis unsuitability to review a play.I would like to talk to thet po¡ee¡as well. Apparently we h¿ve twomisguided souls-one who talkstoo much and one who listens üoo

closely. Neither was correct.Nonetheless, the people who

suffer are the cast and crercmembers of Pl¡za Suite who had:nothing to do with the "lobbyopinion forming."

Mr. Hauss used the oce¿sio¡ ofwriting a review to sarcasticallyretort the comments of theperson who made uncompli-mentary remarks about hisqualifications as a critie. He ledhis readers to believe that theplsy wss at f¿ult for the bad t¿ste,he had in his mouth.

What lÁr.'Il¿uss should havedone w¿s to write two a¡ticles.One to review the play and asecond one to ve.nt his spleen.

Tom Wright, Director

Reporter llauss replies:

I tried to do wh¿t I thoughtbest with the_"Plaza Suite" sto.ry.

\tthen I wrote up mY criticism I

pulled the story together on thethread of my inexPerieneebecauséthat was the most actualthread I had.)

Second, to make the point that

a¡en't slander, they're a ParodYof the snootiness th¿t doesn'tbeloug with theatre in the firstplace.)

as littlelfocusingits good

poinh the script. Ift h¿dn't beenso discreet, if Id s¿id just what Ifelt about the play, it might havegone something like...

IVell, never mind.I never clsimed to be a drama

,eritic anYwaY.

Distorted cccount of YietnomITor Plcy rev¡ew cr¡t¡cized

"The Deer Hunüer," which isabout the Vietnam lVar and isnominated for nine AcademYawards, offers a hotribly

this movie shows the Vietnameseas the bad guys.

"The Deer Hunter" contri-butes nothing to our understand-ing of what the Vietnam was wasabout and. what is n¡orse, itattacks the victims by portrayingthem as a totally brutal peoPle.

Unfortunately, a lot of peoPlewill see this movie and believe its

by sending in American troups to'defend American corporate in-terests and his eorrupt regime.

If you see this movie, you willsee the many prostitutes andheroin addicts in Saigon, but youwon't be told that without'theAmerican soldiers none of thatwould have existed.

1o believe the history that thismovie portrays would be toaccept the lies and distortionsthat the CIA and Pentagon toldus all during the war. Viewers of"Îhe Deer. Hunter" must ques-tion what.is being presented as

fhe truth of THEIR history.

Mike Rhodes

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Ke¡ E¡loeDennis Holscybrook

Lori LuzRobbie ìtood¡¡d

Doug Ermilton, Jon Htuee,Ilicù¡rd Joh¡sonr; M¡l¡e McC,onick'

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SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THUR,SDAY FRIDAY ,SATIIFCC Jazr þ¿¡¿5Theatre, I p.m.-FreeSierra Chamber OPera'Jullus Caesar" by HandelRecital Hall, 3 P.m.'84

2Shrdent-faculty art exhlbltAprll 2 thru l3Art Gallery

3PSA alrlincs PresentatlonPlaccmcnt offlceSS Bldg., 11a.m.'3 P.m.Thê Dutchman ¿ slngcrP¿tio arca, 1 2 noon

4Men's TcnnlsFCC/Amcrlcan RlvcrFCC courts,2 p.m.

5

"Fresno's futurq"-paneldiscussionCULounge, l2noon,,VANITIES''

6lulcn'sTcnnbFCC/S¡cnmcntoFCC court!,2 p.m.Rccl World: Kubrlck fllm.DR.gTRAÌ{GELOVE"Forum Bldg. A,?¡30 p.m.åf -AABfrccYos. h¡k tr Curty Co.lntcrvþws on aPpt.9a.m.4p.m.Placcmcñt ofrlcc

7Jooo-thonR¡Icilfrc ¡t¡dlume to'12 noon'Frcc

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Fresno lntercolleg¡ateOuartetRecital Hall - 8p.m.CSUF RodeoClovis Rodeo grounds

"VANITIES"-moderncomedyArena Theatre - 8:1 Sp.m.April 2 through 7s2l$7 CSUF

Woody Shaw OuintetCU Lounge.8p.m.- Free,,VANITIES"

CSUF Music Showcas€student performancesCU Lounge, 1p.m.

Lecture-Dr. W. Keufman"Black holes and E¡nste¡n'stheory cif rolativity."CU Lounge, 8p.m.,,VANITIES"

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9FCC Chambcr SlngersPatio arca - noon

lo il

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tóStudent exhiblt ofarts and craftsArt Gallery.Thru Aprll 2O

t8llcn's TennlsFCCyC.O.S.F, CC courts - 2 p.m.Maqlclan H.R. Lovccraft12ñoon - Patlo arca

zçtRccl World: KuDrkk f,lm '.PATHSOFGLORY"ForunBldg.A,?:3Ot I gcncral, F¡rc ASBFrccnoSbxoghoncCluaÉctJ R.H.' 8 P.rn.,'THE CHOIREOYS"<novie3p.m., lA 1017:30,9:¿tOp.m,, CU Lourge

Portable Dance Troupew/guest choroogr. MelanieSnvder: "Stud¡o Concerte2" Women's gym,nam 1 1lÁ 7'lfln m Frna

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President's Ou¡ntetRecital Hall, 8gm,,,MIDSUMMERNIGHT'S

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DRFAM" Exper. Theatre Co6:3Op.m.-$l admissionApril 16through21

CSUF Music Showcasèstudent oerformancesCU Lounge, 1 p.m.

POP SINGERSRecital Hall - 8þ.m.-MIDSUMMEBNIGHT'S

DREAM"

JAZZ BAND "B"Recital Hall, 8p.m.,,MIDSUMMERNIGHT'S

DREAM"

STEFLING STAFFCONCERTMu Phi EpsilonRecital Hali. 8o.m..,MIOSUMMERNIGHT'S

DREAM"

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23NAISA art exhiblt:lndlan art and artifactsArt Gallery - Thru Apr. 27

24

Senio¡ RecitalJoseph Lizama-pe¡qussionRecital Hall - 4:3Op.m.

25

Faculty.R6'citalR.W. Hurst,Bass/Bar¡ton€Bob Eennett, PianoRecital Hall, 8p.m.

z6ONE.ACT PLAYSstudent dlrectcdLab thcatrc - 8:1 5 P.m.Through Aprll 28Paul Ortcga slngst¡adltlonal lndlan sorigsCafctcrl¡ Staoc - l2 noc

27STUDENTOTìE.ACTSLccturc: "Amcr. lnd. llfc"Jay Johnson (tlAFlC)Cafcterla - 2 P.m.lndlan danccrs at noonCafctcrla stagcFtlms on lndlan lficfLc¡mlnS Rctourc€ Ccntc¡lOa.m.to 12a.m.BaskctmaklngdcmonrtratlonJulla ParkcrArtGallcry- lG3oa.m.

zóSTqDENT OTÌE.ACTS

Student RocitalBecky Holman, sopranoand Judy Brown, mezzo-sopranoRecitâlHall, 8p.m."THE LADDER" children'sdrameages9-12-$1¡llL¡bschool 1O1.

"THE HAT" 9:3ua.m..1p.m.

Concert choir/chambersrngersRecital Hall, 2p.m.,,HORN ABEND"wlJ. Winter, ¡nstructorRecital Hall, 8p.m.

,,THE HAT" ChiIdrEN'Sdrama ages 5-1 OLab school lOl -9,1Oa.m.&1p.m,,,THEWLD DUCK"lbsen play-lnhn Wrftúî Th. - 8:1So.m.

30Jcar Chadotfiqch ardstP¿lntlnqs and book lllustrArt Galfc¡y, thru Irlay I I

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VINTAGE DAYS

,THEWILDDUCK'I,,VINTAGEOAYS"

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"V¡nr¡ceo¡vs"

F.CC in top of, boreeCSUF in lower Part

DStudent ßec¡talSandra Moats, clarinetRecital Hall. 3p.m.,,VINTAGE DAYS'',,THE WILO DUCK"

Percussion EnsembleRecital Hall.8p.m.,,THEwlLD DUCK"

$ ,rnrr.oay, March 29,,1g7g

Hoqe sposon ends Fridoy.

Giont women beot

Rum tennis teom

am ìost,Valleymatch

r being

In sinsles the winners were

No. f lvín Cabbiness and No' 3

Sandy Smith.

In cloubles Lhe winners wereNo. t ùabbiness and MaureenMueller'.

The No. 3 doubles team, Lisa

Gannthe bdoubifirstplair of 5-.1"

After Fridav's rìatan withDella, atl the matches will be outo[ town.

Coach Sh rrleY ' Srrìwell' re'marked that, "We shot¡ld bestronger during the t;econ'iround of the season."

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soing on the 'triP are urged toãtteñ¿. The trip will be dis-cussed. The bus will leave theMcKinley Parking Iot at 5:15p.m., Friday, APril 6.

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HÏ'tAthlete of the 'Weêk'r'

Doleno's big bot wins honor

Ram basebail player PeteDalen¿ was honored ¿s Athleteof the Week MondcY bY theValley Sportswriters and SPorts-casters.

D¡lena's anties powered theR¡ms to a ñrst Place standing in,the V¡lley Co¡ference. Dalena, ¿.

crad 'from San Joaquinitemorial, went six for six in aR¿m twin bill last SaturdaY withthree doubles and a triPle to helPlead the R¿¡¡s to that imPortantp¡ir of wins.-

Dalena is cunentlY batting.4E0 in the Valley Conference,and overall is hitting 8t e .87f clip

with 13 runs batted in to lead the

well now for us."

club in that categorY.Accordinc to coach Len

Thursday, Mar,ch 29, 19i9

Reedlêy Cosumnes foll

Trock teoms host three

others Fridoy in stodium

The men's track team defeatet¡both Reedley and CosumnesRiver in a Valley Conferencetri-meet last Friday, by scores of117-lE over Reedley and 7?68over Cosumnes.

puneh to garner vietory. Alstonleaped 49-TYz in the triple jump.Scott had another great perform-ance winning the 100 meters ¡t10.8 and the 200.at 22.1.

Tom Merlo hit 47-10% in theshot put, Dan Rhoades posted a15.1 time in the 120 highhurdles, and Willie Alexander'sl2-9th long jump mark helpedout in the Ram scoring. KevinO'Reilly's javelin and pole vaultdouble was another bright point.

In women's action, Kasparian

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hít 89-? a¡d 124-3 Ín the shot anddiscus. M¿cias ran lFB in thelfl) meter high hurdles and wason the victorious 4(X) meter relryteam at 56.65. Connie Ilesterwon the 4ü) meter and CarrieJohanns the 100 meter dash.

The Bams take òn. three,gchooìs Friday ú 2zt6 p.m. atRatcliffe Stadium, AmerieanRiver will take or both FCCsquads. The men will ¿lso hostModesto and the women will alsobe competing against SanJoaqrrin Delta.

Roxanne I(asparian displays fiercecompetitiveness in the shot put. I(aspariantsbest throw marks at 39r IL Llãtt.

The swim teams, both men andwomen, fell to the College of theSequoias last Friday iñ VaileyConference meets.

The men lost 57-55. The COSwomen soundly defeated theRams 89-42 and this moved tne

Athlete of the Week honors thisweek. Dalena wasn't the onlvR¿m who pliyed well Saturday.Walt Robinson and Mike Hansenboth garnered four hits on theday.

Flanigan took the first game winfor the Rams. Richard Gretchgave up three hits in 3% innings

to take the second win.The Rams tattooed the Chiefs

for ãl hits, eight of them beingextra-base hits, ¿nd left 21 me¡on bases,

The R¿ms t¿ke on SacramentoCity Saturday in a noondoubleheader at Euless Park.Coach Len Bourdet commented,"Our ball elub, luekily, is rollingalong pretty good....1{e feel ifwe come through with two out ofthree-hopefully three-we'll beright in there."

JOCK TALK"

tMqgic' in NC AA--ond FCC diqmond

byEenrY GutierrezSporte Edttor

"M8gic" Johnson earned the plaudits of the l¿nd after hisMichigan State Spartans won the NCAA National BasketballChampionship Monday over Indi¿na St¿te in I game that wastruly the national championship.

Lary Bird did all he could but in the end it was "Magic" andGreg Kelser that proved to ¿ll around who w¿s No. 1. Congratsl

shintorace.

Pete D¿lena has provided the R¿ms with the scoriug prmcbduringthis past week of play. Dalen¿ was honored as VsliefJ0Athlete of the Week.

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weekend and are 1.3 in leagrc. In the leagne, the R¡ms willneed some important victories in the nert meets.

On the cinders, the FCC men's 8nd womenls teams haveshown dominane€ over the leagrre and hopeþlly may go all theway to the st¿te championsfps. - i

Eveu though the April Fools issue is out in conjunetion withthis issue, I would wish to give all the athletes of FCC a sense ofpride in this school and not labellthem "fools."

Swim teqms lose to COS t

trqvel to Sqcromento Fridov

Roms trqmple Cosumnês,leod VC boseboll ot ó-l

by llenry GutierrezSpoúe Editor

Fresno City College is in thedriver's seat in Valley Confer-ence baseball, thanks to anoutstanding performance of PeteDalena.

Dalena's bat spoke for the.Rams, going six foi six en route'to FCC's twin bill win 12-4 and14-5 over Cosumnes River lastSaturday.

Dalena's play helped him earn

Rams to identical 1-3 records lorboth the men's and women'ssquads.

Andy Stock won the 200 meterindividual medley and the 200meter breaststroke to lead theRams in thei¡ close loss.

KÍm Lofton paced the wonlentankers, with wins in the 50backstroke and 50 freestyle.

Both men and women's teamstake on Sac City in SacramentoMarch 30 to close their dual meetseason.

EDTORIAL

Cor is 'coslle'In a decision handed down Tuesday the Supreme Court

reinforced the idea that this nation will not ellow the heedom ofthe people of Americ¿ to be sacrificed to make l¿w enforcementpractices e¿sier or more extensive.

In an &1 ruling the Court decided that an individual driving ac¿r has a right to privaey that police may not violate withoutjust cause or if they believe the person operating the vehicle isbreaking the law.

The rúling was made on the premise that "Automobile travelis a basic aid pervasive mode of transportation to and fromone's home, wôrkplace and leisure activities," according toJustice Byron R. White.

One of the main reasons for the court's decision, cited JusticeWhite, was the fact that to stop private citizens arbitrarily todemand their official papers eould be interfering with themotorists' "freedom of movement."

This practice sounds uncomfortably like life in the SovietUnion where one must have special permission on their"pspers" in order to travel to another district.

The Supreme Court decision is the result of a ease involving ateenager in Delaware. A police officer pulled over the car ofWilliam Prowse while on routine patrol. The reason was tocheck the driver's license but resulted in the officer findingm;'rijuana in the car and in Prowse's pocket.

Charged with illegal possession of marijuana, Prowsethrough his lawyer asked that the pot found not be used asi'videnee bec¿use the officer had no authority to stop the carand make the search.

The Del¿ware Supreme Court ruled in Prowse's favor andthe U.S. Supreme Court upheld the decision earlier this week.

In this country many people spend almost as much time intheirvehicles as they do in their homes. I'm sure that very fewpeople would want the police (or anyone for that matter) tohave the power to come into a citizen's home demanding"papers" and searehing the house as a part of routine patrol.

The courts'decision shows thafthis country still values thepiineiples it was founded on and that the value of human rightsand guarantees of freedom are more important than thearbitrary misuse of power by eivil ser¡ents.

f unding 0m0unlsln your March ?2 edition.of the '

Rampage I wish to inform you ofsome incorrect information i

which was released in regards tothe cultural events funding.

The Rampage stated thatMECHA had proposed an $1,850búdget for the annual Cinco deMayo celebr¿tion which inreality, only submitted a $1,620budget of whieh only $1,6(X) wasepproved..

I ask that befone infNnstif¡ilicrelea¡ed in the Rampage, tþl$lreporters and groups whrchsubmit information please beex¿ct on the facts and figures ofwliçþ tbey might readily be

-Sam Tull

quoted.

Jess ArreguinMECHA PolitiealAdviser

(Editor's note: The reporter whowrote the article which appearedMarch 22, expresses regret forh.is mistake. The figure of $1,850was derived in error from

ftranscribed notes and does notreflect the $1620 that was askedfor, or the $1500 that wasgranted by the ASB to MECHA.)

letters cont.page 4.

erued inRompoge

1\\ asEtloug DR\\IÉR SLrcEñSE., PLEASE.3

A sËAReÈ i¡)\RRhNTJ

torm worker pf esentedpos¡t¡on

in lwo-slcle lettuce strikeThe United Farm Workers

have been negotiating for twomonths with 28 California andArizona lettuce growers (con-tracts with these growers ex-pired in December and January).In mid-January the workersm,rde their first economic propo-sai; the employers respondedwith a take-it-or-leave-it position.tied to President Carter's 7 percent wage guideline.

On Jan. 19, lett,uce workersbegan walking off their jobs. Bythe end of the month more th¿n3.000 workers were on strike.Including families, there are16,000 men, women and childreninvolved in this struggle, most ofthem in the Imperial Valley.

The growers position on wagesis indefensible:

(1) Farm workers are 30-40years behind industrial workersin wages and benefits. Thegrowers have profited from thatcruel history and now they havethe gall to ask farm workers tolead the nation in keeping wagesdown.

(2) Lettuce and other unpro-cessed foods are not covered byPresident Carter's price guide-lines. In fact, lettuce prices perbox have gone up 110 per eent inthe last year. The growers areasking farm workers to staywithin the 7 per cent wageguideline while insisting on thefreedom to raise prices as theywill. The workers respond: "If

you will stick to the President'sprice guideline we will considerthe wage guideline more ser-iously."

(3) President Cartêr's wageguidelines are not supposed toapply to workers who earn lessthan $4 per hour. The majority ofvegetable workers earn less than$4. The minimum wage in UFWlettuce contracts is cumently$3.70 (the workers are demand-ing an increase to $5.25).

(41 A 7 per eent increase infringe benefits for farm workersamounts to almost nothing (lessthan nothing if inflation isconsidered), e.g., employers nowcontribute 15 cents per hour tothe pension plan; a ? per centincrèase would yield 16.1 cents.(The California average contri- .

bution to workers' pension plansis 81.2 cents per hour.)

(5) Lettuce growers have beenmaking money. In the last eightyears, they have made $f95million in profit, after cost. Lastseason alone in the Salinas Valleythey cleared $71 million on salesof $201 million. (The large lettucecompanies operate in the Salinasànd Imperial Valleys.)

Some argue that the farmworkers are asking for too muchmoney. They are forgetting a fewsimple facts: (a) the workers .

have only made an economicproposal; they assume there willbe further negotiations. Theemployers triggered the strikewith their take-it-orleave-it, 7oer cent proposal._ (b) farm

workers only work'part of theyear but they support their'families year-round. Lettucecutters, who can make,$6{ perhour dutinþ the harvest, are onlyable to do that back-breakingwork for 5{ years at the most.(c) piece rates have inereasedfrom 32 cents per box in 1910 to57 cents per box in 197E; buttaking inflation into account, ¡ealwages have actually dec¡eased6.4 cents per box in thiseight-year period. (d) for thosewho worry about the cost oflettuee in the stores, only 2.4cents out of a 79 cents head oflettuce goes to farm workers.

The lettuce growers seem tobe digging in for a long strike.they have hired Bill Roberts tohandle their public relations -the same Bill Roberts who rantheir "private property" TVcampaign against Prop. 14 in the1976 California election.

The National Farm WorkerMinistry is coordinating a fooddrive for the families of thestrikels. You can help bybringing food to the NFWMoffice or by sending a check madepayable to "NF\{M-Food." Wewill use all the eontributions tobuy food whoresale in LosAngeles.

National Farm'Worker- Ministry

1430 W. Olympic Bl.Los Angeles 90015(Submitted by Joe Lopez)

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olthe district and it was secondedby Ma'am Rogue. This wasdiscrissed for over on hour, proand con. Gopher McFearless wasagainst it, as he felt the Sennutwould be putting themselves intoa position to get into trouble withthe ¿dministr¿tion. A vote wasthen taken and it passedunanimously.

to class rrxrms so students c¿n'tenter, and belching in public. There w¿s some minor discus'

A motion was than made by sion as to whether this was aHaul Ridges, to approve the good idea, but everyone wasaction of taking the petition to persuaded by $rreath Racy that

Spen:.a tvolcT¡

"I

)t wr':-.i meeting

I Sennu *wnern¡qm¡rn',,sÊrit was for a good e¿use a¡d that

The Sennut meeting was calledto order by llim Be-a-ham. Rollwas taken by the Yogaslavianmotor mouth, the floor was thanturned over to Twinkles Boren-son (the clown), who brought upunder old business the petitionshe had received as Student

they would all understand whe¡they got the explanation l¡ter. A

104.

Under eorrespondence it ive¡suggested by Speedy Wheelecthat we send a thank you letterto the three Clea.vage photog-raphers, who wish to remai¡anonymous, for their ,generor¡gjoint donation of $80¡üD to theASB' Sennut wild party. fund.This idea was accepted frvorably.by all and the duty was'assigaedto the motor mouth.

the business being finishedthe ineeting wgs adjourned byHim Be-a-ham and the followingwild party was enjoyed by all'inel¡¡ding this reporter.

Cleovogê, Sennut occused

Administrative officials con-tinue an investigation ofnumerous alleged kickbacks andmisuse of funds between theASB Sennut and the FCCCleavage to the tune of S30'000.

The kickback scheme aPPar-ently inv epurported e

Cteåvage dASB ofliei d

photo contest.

Another investigation, some-what related to the above,involves charges by DECA(Deceptive Eavesdroppers Cor-poration of Afghanistan) that thephoto contest should h¿ve beenwon by their entry instead of bythe three Cleavage photograph-ers, and that the Cleavage men

in kickbock scheme

won bee¿use of kickbacks to theASB "Wild and CrazY PartYFund."

Also under investi¡¡ation arestories of the hiring of France'sfinest female chef (as well asFrance's finest female) to "in-crease the quality of cuisineserved in the coffee shop andtherefore increaÞing businese so

we'can m¿ke more moDey,"according to Rick Fl¡mbeaux,Cafeteria director at FCC.

There is, however, gomequestion as to the aituirl moiive

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CTEAVA GE

Photo contestawrnners nqmed

Three Cleavage PhotograPherswe¡:e the winners in the fi¡stASB-sponsored photo contestheld today. Kenioe, SamuraiGutierrez and Frisbee Fandlwere awarded a Prize of thei¡choice, paid íor with ASB funds.

The winning photos were'"itled (in order of finish), "Moonover Mendota,'' "Woodja WoodjaWoo," and "Suggested List,s1.97.''

oí Gardner-Goldrnan

r''\[oodja Woodja'Woo'

rrMoon ovef Mendotail

CLEAVAGE

How nnqny hqirs con you pluck out

The Evolutionist - WelI' th¿tdependsBulgarianBulgsrianspecies ofevolvedspecies of bulldog called NiPtusTierrierd¿ctus. Now, because ofthe difference in climates. . . .

of th e n ostri ls of q Bulgqriqn bu lldoE 6Ja

The Virgin - Oh, you'resickeninç why don't you take'a like, you creept

the Ecologùt - I feel th¡tthat is a typical questionconsidering the way our soeietyis set up today. I strongly believethat the Bulgarian bulldog hasbeen abu¡ed long enough i¡ thisf¡shion. I predict that çithin

killers like you will want toaurwer this question.

the Adventurer - I don't,know, you got one on ya so we'c¿n find out?

The Politici¡n - I don't k¡ow,but fm goingto put a 12 eent t¿xon ev€ry oqe of those babies thatcomes out of there.

The Lumberjaek - I eannt saythat I know; I've plucked thenostrils of a couple of CaliforniaSrrtly bears (living) but neverone ofthese bulldogs that you'retal\ing about.

The Revolutionist - This is agood question and also anexcellent exampl! of hqw thecommon man h¿s been treated.For tgq long the comrhon manhas not been able to enjoy thepleasure of nose hair picking.This is why I believe.. ..

CTEAVAGE

Cartoon from Running A.Muck, copyright 1978, by JohnCaldryell, published by ìrV riter's Digest Books ( I 2û pp. $ 3.95)

CLEAVAGE INTERVIEW?oa.rtFrenzt poir en ioV ouldoorsin new lífe on cqmpus quqd

The Frenzi $tatue has been apa¡t of this campus for overthre'e moñs. Many studentshave had the great joy of sittingand staring at the sculpture.

The sculpture ié maäe up oftwo brothers, AC and DC Frenzi.They spent most of their life atthe Bemedial Inn before eomingto F¡esuo Silly College. ,

Cleavage - IS there anythingspecial you'd like to say to thestudents out there?,

n"åf fn"lt ""Tî"Ti,i ä,ioiCleavage - So, most students 're clay men and

have been pretty friendly? we look down oní't true. We look

AC & DC - Yeah, they sit down on you because we are ril)around us talkinc to iheir high, we didn't ask to be put upfuiends' the gossip il great' n"if;,d

arso rike to express oursympathy to the ASB. Sre know

. g!"uy"g.e ; _!on! reu rind i:t""ä#:IåtJåi"ffi#ltå.being deadlocked in that dreadful We didn't tell you [o overbiri andposition a handieap? . get stuck with us. Noooooooo, we

AC & DC - Not at all- whnt yalted to be placed ¿t the zoo'

one of us can't see th" ;i:J;Ï; but on9 ofyour donkey-s overbld'

c¿n. Who wants to u" .t]"ii--r,t"Ïñ Lastly' some of you bette-r be

rheir rire? !¡4Ë.¡! q ffiH.îlåIJJJ jf,"i"i",Llïand we won't hesit¿te to fink onyou. Especially, if one of you

.Çleavirge-- Do students ever Hffiff#tfffiloffi"î'l"i.talk to you?- have been õar¡ed!

you, it wasn't a place I couldname.

Cleavage - Have studentsdone anything else to you?

AC & DC- Wellwe do get hitbv an occasional frisbee now andtñen, but being uP this high hasits advantages.

Cleavage - How do You mean?

AC & DC - \ile don't have toworry about dogs, you know,relieving themselves.

AC & DC - A few swear at usonce in awhile, but rhost peopledon't like to associate with "claymen". I guess we're not goodenough for them. -

Cleavage - What do you dofor entertainment?

AC & DC - Not too much, weenjoy listening to musiô, like theMusic Farmers, and once inawhile someone will read us abook.

Cleavage - Were You haPPYto make the move to our eamPus?

AC & DC - Yeah, it's okaY.the Remedial Inn was kind ofborins. You set sick and tired ofbeingJ bumpéd into by drunksleaving the bar.

Cleavage - Do you find beingoutside a problem?

AC & DC - Not usually, it'sactually kind of refreshing after'being eooped up for so long. We'dsay the only real problems'arebird droppinç and a few of therowdy students.

Cleavage - [¡hat do you meenby rowdy students?

AC & DC -'Well, just awhileago this student got really crazyand put a tennis ball o¡ a certainpart of our anatomy. Let r¡e tell

FR,EE,TR. IP TH ll..sIF YOU CA.N STAND ON

YOUR HEADIFOR A WEEKRECITING T{AMLET.. .

ELEAVA GE

SCENE AROUND BAD NEWS BRIEFS

Owners of conine lriends Hu nt ccldqvers,push lor dog-co re center stotu e look-qlikes

BEtCirlll{onaging Port-Wopoguee

Though enrollment has de'creased at FCC this semester,tìre dog population hasn't. It's upalmost'50 percent.

lt¡ith the coming of springthey're out in full force. theYesp-ecially tike FCC's new land-scape, the trees, bushes, etc.. .

Doss can be seen catchingt.i"úËã., chasing sticks and

"lapping'l uP the nice sPringweather.

We, 'at the Cleavage, havesubmitted our proposal to rid theschool of the often messyproblem of dog control.

Dog control is becoming a

¡serious controversY on thiscampus and I for one dislikehaving to watch every step Itake.

A dog care center is the onlY

ansrrer] The center would be

open to all students to droP off

CADAVER SCAVENGERHUNT -- Cadaver, cadaver,who's sot the cadaver? Find outon Apiit 1. 1:30 p.m. when FCChosti the first annual CadaverHunt. Somewhere on the camPusare two cadavers left over fromthe Human AnatomY class of19?3. Finders KeePers!

FCC $TATUE LOOK-ALIKE.CONTEST -- Competition for rheFrenzi $tatue look-alike-eontestwill take place 12 noon, APril 1,

on the east lawn of the Cafeteria.Couple will be judged on howwellthey can portray thg.famou$$tatue in their precarious Pose.

Hos Spring sprung?

Since spring has finally arrived, many people have corre

outofthewoodwo¡k.FccIsfrisbeecornpetitionwasheldonanicesunnydayandaflockofdeterminedsunwgrshipersappeared.

Frorn left,wrestling dualHandsorne.

are a pair playing piggy-back, bottorn left, a

with official, and top left, Fccta flinger, Jack

CLEAVAGE

Fresno flingers

S¡nuraiAthletic SuPPorter

The FCC frisbee team iscurrently 298{ in World FrisbeeLeague competition over thisseason. The season has lasted forfive.years now and the worldchampion has yet to be crowned.The last match was held on theFree Speech area of the CityCollege campus.

trisbeeso

spf rng

the-Year, are frorn left, F.C. Slob, Jill Handsorne, andTongue in Cheeky.

so¡l os Rom othletes

dominote uuorld in spoftUnder the bright Fresno skies,

the many talented athletes of theFCC coed team got out andproved to all their superior playin the realm of frisbeeing andhave taken the lead in tleuniversal competition.

Handsome was also a memberof the Mongolian Olympic team.Jill Handsome, J¿ck's.sister, wasalso in view and the smallishcrowd of 20 was not left out inthe dark. The Fresno team hasgiven the people of the valleysomething to be proud of.

The next time that anèxhibition ôf frisbee magic comesto the Free Speech Area, don'thesitate to get out and join in thefun.

Jack Handsorne takea a mi.lk breakfrom his athletic endea\¡orB.

ATHLETIC SUPPORT

(you two chumps know), Gonzoand Honclrcmay seemto give thecampus life at FCC the cert¿i¡spark in the ai¡.

On a happy note, I wish totbank the.rain for such a gooddeposit on'the Batcliffe traek sothe ¿thletes and fans have tolraipse out to CSUT' to competefor FCC out there - Eveuthough the people who areplanuin theCSUE. tomake' ¿ll-weather track.

I wish to wish ¿ll the otherwould be ¿thletes to put thatsix-pack of the Schiltz Bull andget out and celebrate the mightyday of April Fool, and may allyour. days be fult of bull.

lïe do hove

o few bummers

S¡uur¡i- Athletlc Supportor

In many a sports colum¡, the

Fresrio City Co[ege has givebius many a great athlete, but twowho strike my mind as beingrkit¿lly useless are G¿ro Honchoond Erin Gonzo. These two fools'have given FCC an air of justplain craziness in their anticsthroughout the year.

Having known these twomorons has given me the hopethat the world is probably safefrom an enemy att¿ck. Eventhough ¿n attack is imminent

¡WAprA-Df,AffART YOU TIRTD OT THT SATIT OlD

THI}IG GUARAIIIEED OR YOUR

TNATE BACK!!!

The winnerrs of the first ann¡:al Cleara,ge Burn-head-of -

tnesd oyK¡II

For thoe€ of you who don'tknow, every Wednesday night the

In fear of ny life (or at least my g¡¿de), I ¿m ¿bout to revealwhat really happene during the "Wednçsd¡y Night Kill."

One by one wè stumble in: Managing Port-Wopaguee,B¿tgirl; Spiritual Advisor, Sam Stone; Food Investigator,Kenloe; Bouncer, Dennis Men¿cq Jock Supporter, SamuraiPhotographer; Liquid Refreshment Runner (¿lso known asAbcent¿e Ad Girl), Late Lr¡a and I, Politieal Opinionator, JuliBeile.

As we discuss who to'kill' in our next issue, we get a callfrom our "rarely seeD but always heard." foreigncorrespondents: Jon, who claims to have been the instigatorbehiud the rebellions against Eddie Amen (in Agandah ¿ndShut Nelleman, who is still saying she's proud not to be anAmerican (¡nd who "s¿lutes yoùr Ilag anyway?"). Awhile later ,,

our Bad News Bee buzzes in to tell of yet another sc¿ndal he'suncovergd-þ the S_e¡nuf . Ch¿mbersll

As I t¿ke a run with our liquid refreshment runner, ourManaging Port-lVopaguee and Food Investigator discuss thelatest issue on "CountÆoi¡tercount," Prop. 69, LegalizQdProstitution. . ."You're a jaekass if yoú think Prop. ô9 shouldpass. Prostitution is an alienation offemales and a degradationof the female body! I know that you want hop. 69 to passbecause the only way you eould get a woman is if you paid her. Isay spend that lã).on your wife or girlfriend, maybe you'll getlucky. If some of you men can't get lucky, don't blame it onwomen."

Befôre we hear the reply we are interrupted by a squabblebetween Samurai Photographer and our Spiritual Advisor. Itseems they don't agree on what cleavage should go on the frontpage circle. So I say to them, I say, "Well fellas, it's likethis. . . When I was a little itsy-beetsy Sbl, my cousin wouldlook at me and say, little Juli Julian Juli¿nadana, I know you'rejust an itsy-beetsy little g¡rl but you have ¿bsolut-ely nocleavagelll I mean, what man is gonna look at a girl with nocleavage? WeU I said to her, Hey, whadd¿ you expect a l0 yearold to look likel ïrhich just goes to show ya. . . If you don't got itnow, you're never gonna have it - right, Jane?"

As the night cones to.a close, we're deþting whose turn it isto t¡ke the paper to Mongolia. . .when who should drop by butour friendly neighborhood csmpus cop, just to tell us that he'ssick of the Cleavage staff always breahing the law when he triesto e¡force it.

to ¿nnou¡ce the big8 csnpw oop who

heerd of egain

Coo¿¡¡¡gtL

Sam StoneBstgLtKe¡loc

Juli Belle .

S¡munl l. DennisMen¡ecI¡t¿Lu

Hawkeye llamiltol, John Houbc,Bicha¡d Joh¡son, Takeahike !f,ila

Shut Nellemen, President Sheeh¡¡,Senate Suggr

Billy Sahatdeldjien,Frisbee Fandl

Focus Juan.Julie Lynu Kapian.

Stock Market Lang.

the Cleavage is published inouter Mongolia. Don't call us, we'll

eall you. Hope you all aie fools for April.