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TOUCHLINES The Magazine of the Sutton Referees’ Society
www.suttonreferees.co.uk
October 2016
March Society Meeting now
Wednesday 21st March
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Says Fez…
C o n t e n t s
2 Says Fez…
3 Editor’s Notes
3 From the Chair
4 Minutes & Committee Reports
From the Meeting of September 8th
, 2016
5 Sutton’s Super Refs
6 Captions Please!
7 Wait and See
Mike Coen on why it’s sometimes best to delay
that whistle.
8 ..in the Referee’s Opinion
Your thoughts, questions and comments.
9 You are the Ref…
Match scenarios and the members’ responses.
14 Check the Net
Snippets from the World Wide Web.
20 Footie Funnies
A selection of football-related cartoons.
22 Society Contacts
23 RA County Meeting Minutes
from the meeting of 26th
October, 2016.
24 Dates for Your Diary
Upcoming Events.
October Meeting – Thursday 13th
Hi, All.
Nothing special this month so I dug out something from my past.
Hope you like it....
Scouts are always prepared, but are referees...
Deep in the second half the blues were pushing hard to secure a goal that
would see them get level, which would force them into extra time in this national
cup semi final. The ball was played down the left to the winger who with
consummate ease lifted the ball past the defender, taking two steps inside and
floated the ball towards the penalty mark.
The reds seeing the danger had dropped back level to their 6 yard line thinking
the ball would drop near the blue forwards. But no one had picked up the blue
midfielder standing level with the penalty spot with his back to goal.
As the ball drove through air the blue midfielder's left arm dropped, his right
lifted. A red defender, who was on the 6 yard line, read the danger and sprinted
out jumping to header the ball. The blue midfielder arched his back and lifted his
right leg quickly, followed by his left and over his head for a superb bicycle kick.
As the blue foot rocketed through the air, and the red defender flew like
superman, I knew was was going to happen. I was only 15 feet away, but I
couldn't blow my whistle. I had to wait for the inevitable to happen.
But that didn't stop my feet from moving. In that fleeting split second when the
world seemed to stop before my eyes. I made a mental note of the defending
teams first aider's position while my feet drove towards the inevitable collision.
The red defender had his eyes closed, the ball just above his head, while the
attackers yellow studded boot streaked across the sky. It's amazing the detail
you remember when you know what's going to happen.
CRACK!! Back to reality. The attacker's boot made contact with the defenders
face. As blood ushered from his nose he fell back to earth I was blowing my
whistle. I turned to the defending team first aider beckoned him on.
Head injuries have to be treated quickly. As a referee I've had my fair share of
head injuries and it's important to get medical attention quickly. I ushered the
players away from each other. Keeping calm. Defenders towards goal.
Attackers out of the penalty area. Just in case of any reprisals.
As discussed in the pre match talk, both my assistants moved closer as a
precaution. I didn't have to say anything. This is the benefit of a well oiled team
and it gave me time to speak to the first aider.
The defender was lucky, his nose wasn't broken, just bloodied and with a few
scratches near the eye. It could have been worse though, much worse.
All my training came together that day, my positioning was spot on. I had read
the build up play and made sure I was in the right position. I read the body
language of both midfielder and defender and experience told me to be aware
of the first aider's position. All this helped speed up getting medical attention on
to the field.
While some referees don't cover injuries in their pre match talk with the
assistants, it came in useful that day. Their presence definitely calmed down the
players leaving me to deal with the more serious issues. So be prepared...
TOUCHLINES is published by the Sutton Referees’ Society.
Editor: Mike Coen
Email: [email protected]
The reproduction of articles and news is welcomed by the Society.
Please, however, ensure to mention Touchlines and we would also like
to receive a copy of those publications which reproduce any of our
articles, either in whole or in part.
The opinions expressed in TOUCHLINES merely reflect the views
of the authors and are not binding in any way on the editor or
any official.
Front cover photo:
Ken Pople:
U18 Girls Cup Final 2016
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Fez
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Hello Everyone!!
I missed the first meeting of the new
season, choosing instead to spend a
couple of weeks soaking up some of
the sunshine in Crete. On reflection,
it was the correct decision!
Those balmy days already seem a
distant memory though, having come
back to a full league and cup
programme. In fact, having travelled
back in the early hours of Monday
morning, I was originally scheduled
for a line on the Tuesday followed by
a middle the following evening.
Thankfully, an FA Cup draw needing
a replay meant that the Tuesday
game was postponed, so I had time
to at least draw breath before pulling
the boots back on.
I have already been reminded how
much it is possible to learn when
running a line to more senior
referees. Alas, sometimes that
learning comes as the result of
things having gone badly wrong and
an incident in a recent Southern
League match shone a light on the
need to sometimes delay a whistle
until a possible advantage has had a
chance to come to fruition. See later
in this issue for more details on that.
I should be at the October meeting
on the 13th – although that will
depend on no problems with the
flight back from Guernsey earlier that
same day after the Wednesday
night’s game. With the guest
speaker currently scheduled to be
Trevor Ford of Arsenal Security, I
imagine that will offer a different twist
on footballing matters. Hope to see
many of you then.
See you on the park,
or at Gander Green
Lane.
Mike.
Editor’s Notes From the Chair
Hi, Everyone.
What a great turn out for our last
meeting. I counted 30 plus. I hope the
remaining meetings this season are
just as well supported.
After the film of the new law changes
how many of you had to apply them?
In the twenty-five games I have had
this season, I have only had the “off-
side in his own half ” once and nothing
else from the new crop yet!
It was good to see Pete Rogers a
couple of times at grounds trying to
drum up support for the RA.
Hope to see you all on the13th.
Cheers.
Rodders
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Sutton & District Referee Society
Minutes of September Meeting that took place on 8th September , 2016 at Sutton Utd FC
Meeting opened by chairman at 7:45pm
Apologies for Absence: Mike Coen and Fez Barnard.
Officers’ Reports: As per Touchlines.
Membership at start of meeting: just 19.
Supplies: Stock (inc. ties): £291.95
Pete Rodgers proposed that the Society pay the £4 membership to the RA for new members. This will be discussed at
the next meeting but a show of hands on the night was in favour.
Tim Lawrence (Surrey RDO) then made a two-part presentation on the changes to the laws, which was very well
received.
Attendance on the night was 27, including guest.
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Hi.
As promised, I have an update regarding all the Referees that have joined The Sutton RA Society
since 2013:
• We have Registered 94 Refs.
• 40 have renewed their Membership for this Season.
• 10 have Retired through injury.
• 1 has passed away.
• …Only another 43 to convince to renew their Membership!
For those who have not renewed, think about it!! 25.00 for peace of mind if the worst happens.
Two Words….WHAT IF!
Pete Rogers
Retention Officer’s Report
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Sutton’s Super Refs
Rod van Niekerk
Surrey Sunday Lower Junior Cup Banstead Old Boys -v- E.S.C. Classic XI Sun 9th Oct
Surrey Saturday Premier Cup Carshalton Athletic -v- Chessington & Hook Utd (Assistant) Mon 17th Oct
Keith Slaughter
FA Youth Cup 1st Qual Rd Carshalton Athletic -v- Dartford (Assistant) Fri 9th Sep
FA Women’s Cup 1st Qual Rd Carshalton Athletic Ladies -v- Aylesford Ladies (Assistant) Sun 18th Sep
FA Youth Cup 3rd Qual Rd Sutton Utd -v- Molesey (Assistant) Tue 4th Oct
Mike Coen
FA Cup 3rd Qual Rd Tonbridge Angels -v- Hereford (Assistant) Sat 1st Oct
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CAPTIONS PLEASE !!!
H a v e y o u a n a m u s i n g c a p t i o n f o r t h e p i c t u r e ?
Email your thoughts to me and I’ll put the best efforts in the next issue.
Jerzy Dabrowski
- Assistant: "What's up 11, you don't look too happy?"
No.11: "I'm looking forlorn" (geddit??!!)
Isa Dabrowska
- Drop and give me 50.
- Got bored - looking for insects in the grass.
- Ready, steady, go!
Mike Coen
Still no joy in the search for the assistant’s flag.
Rod van Niekerk
- Okay player get down and gimme 50 !!
… a n d L a s t M o n t h ’ s O f f e r i n g s
Neil Sitch
- New rules say you have to do 10 press ups before
entering the field of play…New rules also state that
assistant refs have to have a corner flag on their head!
Grant Sheavyn
- I used to be able to get down that low when I was your
age son!
John Martin
- I do 5 press-ups every morning, keeps me fit. How
about you?
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Wait and See Mike Coen
How often are we reminded to ‘Wait and See’ when officiating? Indeed, a standard part of
any referee’s instructions pre-match is for his assistants not to rush with an offside flag but
instead to ‘wait and see’ - to ensure a player is genuinely active before signaling.
A different type of ‘wait and see’ was sadly lacking during one incident in a Southern
League game this month. I was the bench-side assistant and the situation unfolded just a
few yards in front of me.
The referee, in his first season as a level 3, had been having a good game. Several of his
decisions had been questioned by players throughout the game but this seemed, to me, to
reflect more on their general attitude than on any shortcomings of the man in the middle.
However, it did mean that any genuine error was more likely to have a detrimental effect on
his match control.
The away side had probably just about been the
better side as we approached the hour mark but
they had had to come from behind three times
to make the score 3-3. The home winger was
attacking up the right hand side and, as he
shaped to cross, it was obvious that the
opposing left back was going to arrive too late to
make a legal challenge. Quite correctly, the
referee used the trailing eye to ensure he didn’t
miss the resulting foul.
Unfortunately, he then forgot that the challenge
being late meant that the cross had been
successful and his whistle was immediately
followed by the sound of a home forward crashing a fabulous header into the top corner of
the net!
Cue pandemonium, angry players and a home manager exiting his area and running the
length of the field to add his comments to the mix (I did think that the observer’s later
advice, that the manager should have been sent to the stands as a result, may have been
correct in law but would probably have seen match control collapse completely).
It took a few minutes but we eventually got things back under control (the free kick was, of
course, sent sailing straight out of play) and the three of us spent the next 30 minutes
hoping that the home side would find the winning goal – only for the away side to take the
lead on 90+1 and rub it in by making it 5-3 on 90+5 following a home side red card for
DOGSO!
It could all have been so very different if the whistle had just been delayed by a second or
two! We’ve all done similar – and no doubt will do so again – so it’s good to take the time
to remember to Wait and See. 7
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.…in the Referee’s Opinion….
Your Thoughts, Questions and Comments
Can I put forward a proposal to all of the Sutton RA Members that, for New Registered Referees,
we pay the first year Membership to the RA.
The RA, as an incentive for new members, have reduced the normal fee of £25 to £4.
If, due to financial reasons, the Sutton Society cannot do this, I would like to start up a sponsorship
scheme where the fully paid up members of Sutton pay the first-year new-referees’ RA fee of £4.
Could members contact me if they would be interested to sign up for this incentive to get referees
to join the Sutton RA Society.
Pete Rogers
Sutton Society RA Retention Officer
07532 170534
E-Mail: [email protected]
News: Recently spoke to the Surrey Youth League and they
are adopting a relaxed approach to coloured tape on socks,
elastic things around socks, white socks over coloured socks
and different colour undergarments for youth football.
Just thought I would let everyone know.
Just as well, as I had a team on Sunday who had 3 boys
wearing different coloured socks entirely!
Neil Sitch
David Hutchinson (Development Group Co-Ordinator, SCFA ) was
presenting a course at Disney in Florida. This chap came up to him
and said he used to be a member of the Sutton Society. Peter
Watson has checked him out; he passed the Exam in 1986 and
became an active member.
Can anyone identify him (see page 23) ?
John Kasey
A referee was about to drive home for Sunday lunch following his game on a local
park when he spotted two of the players kneeling on the side of the pitch and eating
grass. Disturbed, he stopped to investigate.
“We don’t have any money for food”, said one of them. “We have to eat grass!”
“Well then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you”, the referee replied.
The players thanked him and got into his car. As they got comfortable, the referee
turned to them and said, “You’ll love my place. The grass is almost a foot high!!!”
Adapted from Readers Digest 8
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A player takes an accidental knock to the head and ends up in a heap
just off the pitch.
As the physio races over. The opposition have a scoring chance, so
you play on. But, as the attack continues, the player rolls back onto
the pitch, followed by the physio.
What do you do?
Isa Dabrowska: Allow play to continue until the attacking team have scored or the ball goes out of
play and caution the player for entering the FOP…However, in a game, I would stop the game
because it’s a head injury.
Chris Robinson: It's an accidental head injury but, if the player is not on the pitch and it's clear
that physio treatment is quickly being made available, play on. If the player rolls back onto the
pitch, stop play and ensure he's getting the right treatment. By law, the physio should receive a
yellow card for entering the pitch without permission but apply common sense, especially
depending on the seriousness of the injury. Show the yellow if it's clearly not serious and you
suspect the physio might have persuaded the player to roll back onto the pitch to trigger a stop in
play. Restart with a drop ball returned to the goalie of the team which had possession when play
was stopped.
Mike Coen: Since the player fell off the pitch – and the physio is already rushing to the scene –
you are correct to allow play to continue. However, you don’t want play continuing with treatment
taking place on the pitch once the player has rolled back into play, although there is always a
chance that this is a deliberate ploy to break up the oppositions’ attack. I would allow play to
continue as long as it is nowhere near where the player has rolled back onto the pitch. As soon as
the attack breaks down, I would stop play anyway to ensure the player is being treated safely.
Difficult to be certain that the player has consciously rolled back onto the pitch, so would not be
reasonable to take any further action (such as a caution for re-entering without permission).
Neil Sitch: I'm thinking that I would let play continue - as the player is being attended to - unless
they are close to the play and there could possibly be a collision. I must say that with a head injury
my immediate reaction would always be to stop play. I'm unsure from the question how close the
player is to the dugout/physio.
John Martin: This is a contrived method to stop play and should be ignored until there is a break in
play. It could be a caution for the player and the physio being reported.
You are the Ref
Keith Hackett says: “Time for some common sense. It’s a head injury but there’s no need to stop
play: the player landed off the pitch, he’s already receiving medical attention, and, even after he
rolled back on, neither he nor the physio is interfering with play. So await the outcome of the attack,
and then stop the game, delaying the restart until the injury has been fully dealt with. As for the
defender’s behaviour… Did he roll back on due to his delirium – or was it a deliberate attempt to
disrupt the opposition attack? You have to be very certain of that before taking any action against
him – but if you are sure it was a ruse, show him a yellow card for entering the field of play without
permission..” 9
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A keeper pumps the air after making a world-class fingertip save
– and the opposition race off to take a quick corner.
But you don’t think he touched it – and your assistant just
shrugs.
What now?
Mike Coen: Whilst we must never let players dictate our decisions, there are often instances
(throw-ins, goal-kicks, etc.) where you are convinced the award should be one way but player
behaviour immediately shows 100% that you have got it wrong. Common sense should prevail in
such circumstances. Award the corner and avoid a needless impact to your match control.
John Martin: Difficult! The players reaction says he touched it but your feeling says no (Think
cricket when a batsman is caught behind but you see no deviation of the ball but the players hear a
sound of ball on willow). I think you have to go with the keeper or you make him look silly. This is
probably the wrong answer but it feels right to me.
Neil Sitch: I would go with what the players want. From his reaction it is clear he touched it.
Sometimes best just to give teams what is expected!
Keith Rodger: Players from both sides have indicated that a corner is the correct decision, so go
with them in this case and allow the corner as your assistant has not supported your original
thought that it was a goal kick.This will avoid any dispute and maintain your credibility.
Isa Dabrowska: Even though I didn’t think the goalkeeper had touched it, I would still give the
corner because that is what everyone else thinks. If I go against it, then I may lose control of the
game.
Chris Robinson: The key point appears to be the keeper's reaction, virtually admitting that he
made contact with the ball, saving a goal and steering it out for a corner. If your lino is not sure and
you only think there was no contact (ie - not convinced beyond reasonable doubt), then go with the
flow and award a corner. No point making a potential problem out of this unnecessarily.
Jerzy Dabrowski: I would give a corner to save face and lambaste the assistant at half time for
shrugging.
Grant Sheavyn: Goal kick for me!
Keith Hackett says: “You are the decision maker – so make your decision and stick by it. You
need to have the self-belief to act on what you and your colleagues saw, and nothing else. If you
don’t think the keeper touched it, award a goal-kick.”
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!
From Readers Digest 10
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A midfielder commits a foul worth a second yellow card but you play
advantage as the opposition are in on goal.
But when their shot is cleared, it drops straight to the midfielder you
planned to caution.
He turns and, seeing the keeper off his line, launches an audacious
punt which flies into the net.
What do you do?
Chris Robinson: If you clearly signalled advantage to the attackers and they were unable to take
full advantage, then play should have been stopped at that point and a free kick awarded, 2nd
yellow and red card shown. However, if you don't blow the whistle in time to stop play before the
ball crosses the line, then the goal has to stand. Common sense should see the goal disallowed
but if the referee doesn't stop play for the original foul...Best always in that situation to signal
advantage and at the same time make it loud and clear that it is a cautionable offence.
Keith Glover: You stop play as soon as he goes for the ball and administer the caution.
Neil Sitch: It's a different phase of play. Let the goal stand but give him the yellow!
John Martin: Who else knew it was a cautionable offence? You played advantage after the tackle
and once it broke down you were into another phase of the game with the ball still in play (if only
we had the jurisdiction that rugby referees have). The goal has to stand but to then send the
player off will cause you all sorts of problems, like he shouldn’t have been on the field etc.
Hindsight being a wonderful thing; perhaps advantage is a bad thing: if only we could have the
respect and flexibility of those rugby referees.
Keith Rodger: You have allowed advantage to be played, so the game continues until a stoppage
enables you to issue the yellow card. Allow the goal and then show the midfielder his second
yellow card, followed by the red card.
Mike Coen: This is another situation that has been cleared up with this season’s update to the
Laws of the Game.
So, as soon as he becomes involved in active play, stop the match, send him off and award an
indirect free kick to the opposition. Just because you have not managed to whistle before he
‘scored’ does not mean that the goal should be allowed to stand.
Grant Sheavyn: Allow the goal to stand and then show a 2nd yellow and red, then run for cover!
Jerzy Dabrowski: If it was a borderline yellow, I would allow the goal. If it was a clear yellow then I
would ensure I would blow as soon as the goal attempt form the advantage had failed.
Isa Dabrowska: I would not let this happen because I would have stopped play when the
advantage had ended and blown up to send the player off. However, if the goal had been scored, I
would have disallowed it and sent the player off.
Law 12…The referee must send off the player when the ball is next out of play but if the player plays
the ball or challenges/interferes with an opponent, the referee will stop play, send off the player and
restart with an indirect free kick.
Keith Hackett says: “No goal. You should have stopped play the moment the ball reached the
player you planned to dismiss – he shouldn’t be on the pitch and you cannot allow him to benefit
from the advantage you awarded the opposition. Call him over and show him a second yellow, then
a red. Restart with an indirect free-kick, taken from where the ball was when it reached him – the
point at which you should have stopped play.” 11
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12 Continued on Page 13...
In a meaningless end-of-season game, the home manager says he
wants to kick off with 10 men to make a point about his notoriously
tight chairman refusing to spend money.
He says he will send his 11th player on to the pitch in the 11th
minute.
Do you let him?
Isa Dabrowska: I would allow it, as long as there is a goalkeeper on the pitch and the player who
will come on is named in the starting 11 on the team sheet.
Neil Sitch: Nope!
John Martin: As long as the player is not a named substitute and is named on the team sheet, I
see no problem although the incident should be reported to the league or county as the manager
could be charged with bringing the game into disrepute.
Chris Robinson: This seems to be entirely a matter of team/club management. A team can start
without 11 players on the pitch but must have at least 7 for play to continue. If the player he
intends to bring on after 11 minutes is named in the starting 11, then he can come on and should
not be treated as a sub. Include it in your report so the league can consider whether any
retrospective action is needed (intentionally fielding a weakened team).
Mike Coen: There is nothing in the laws to prevent this but there will probably be a clause in the
league rules making it clear that such action will result in a fine for the home club. Advise the
manager that you will report any such action to the league but, as long as he has at least seven
players on the pitch, allow the match to kick off as scheduled.
Keith Hackett says: “You can’t stop him if he really wants to do this, but you shouldn’t condone it.
Technically the 11th player named on the teamsheet can come on at a stoppage in the 11th minute,
and his team will still have three subs to use - but it makes a mockery of the game. Tell the
manager that if he starts with ten men you will report him.”
Late in the second half, you ask a player with blood on his shirt to leave
the pitch and change it.
As play continues, he grabs a new shirt and races back on – but in his
haste he has it on inside out, obscuring his name and number.
Do you stop play?
John Martin: The player should not return to the field of play until you are satisfied with his attire.
He has therefore entered the field of play without your authority and the game should be stopped,
the player cautioned and his shirt put on correctly. Restart with an indirect free kick to the
opposition.
Neil Sitch: I would stop play and give him a yellow for entering the field of play without your
permission.
Isa Dabrowska: Assuming I didn’t signal for the player to re-enter the field of play, I would book
him for coming back on without permission. I would then tell him leave the field of play, put his shirt
back on correctly and for the player to wait to be called back on.
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...Continued from page 12
Mike Coen: A few things wrong here, the most serious being the player’s re-entry without your
permission (Hopefully you would have already told him that he would have to await re-inspection at
a stoppage before he could rejoin). As there is possible blood involved, don’t wait for the player to
get actively involved. Stop play, caution the player, make him adjust his kit and check him for blood
before restarting with an indirect free kick to the opponents.
Chris Robinson: Yes. Then show him a yellow card for re-entering the field without seeking your
permission and ask him to leave the field again to put on his shirt right side out and also ensure
that his bleeding has stopped. Re-start play with an indirect free kick to the opponents at the place
where he re-entered the field of play.
Grant Sheavyn: Yes and caution the player for entering FoP without permission. Then get him to
dress properly.
Jerzy Dabrowski: I would not stop play if play was away from where the player ran back on. I
would ensure he left the FoP, put his shirt on properly and then waited until play stopped before
showing him a yellow card for entering the FoP without permission.
Keith Rodgers: Stop the game at the first suitable point in play, request the player puts the shirt on
properly and show him a yellow card for re-entering the field of play without permission.
Keith Hackett says: “Yes, but not because the shirt is the wrong way round. He went off under
Law 4 (concerning players’ equipment), so cannot return until the ball is out of play and you have
checked the condition of the new shirt. You need to deal with this by stopping the game, showing
him a yellow card for coming back on without your permission, and then having him change again
so his shirt number is visible. Restart with an indirect free-kick to the opposition, taken from the
point where the ball was when you stopped the game.”
My Dad’s advice when I was younger about women was, “Treat ‘em mean, keep
‘em keen.”
…I guess that’s why they had that divorce!!!
A lot of my games involved fairly long journeys and I sometimes found myself
driving past fields of cows. For no obvious reason, I couldn’t avoid opening the car
window and shouting loud abuse at them. One time, I had an assistant referee with
me who convinced me that this was not normal and that I should see someone about
it.
I had loads of tests . It turns out I’m dairy intolerant!
Someone complimented me on my driving last Saturday. I came back to my car
after my match and there was a little note on my windscreen saying, “Parking Fine.”
…so that was nice!
A friend of mine went to a party last week but it didn’t end well. Turns out that the
very worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades!!
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Video Technology could cause ‘remote-controlled referees’ From Mal Davies’ regular Videos and Articles
Check the Net !!! Snippets pulled from the World Wide Web
one of his VAR’s in another crucial incident during the match involving a possible penalty.
‘In the second incident, my VAR advised me seven seconds later not to decide for penalty,’ Kuipers
said. ‘The players again accepted immediately. This trust by the players gave me a lot of
confidence.’
The trial was only experimental with strict guidelines that technology can only be used for penalty,
red card, and goalscoring incidents. Afterwards FIFA president Gianni Infantino claimed: ‘We have
turned a new page in football’s history book.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/05/howard-webb-claims-video-technology-could-cause-remote-
controlled-referees-6110926/
Former Premier League and 2010 World Cup final
referee Howard Webb has claimed that the
introduction of video technology could lead to
‘remote-controlled referees’.
Webb was speaking in response to the successful
trialing by FIFA of video technology during the
Italy-France friendly on Thursday, where Dutch
referee Bjorn Kuipers admitted that the assistance
of Video Assistant Referees (VAR) who had
access to replays aided him in two vital decisions.
The first of which occurred after just four minutes,
when French defender Djibril Sidibe fouled Italian
midfielder Daniele De Rossi. Within ten seconds,
Kuipers was informed that a yellow card and not a
red would suffice. Kuipers used the assistance of
Video technology was experimentally trialed during the France-Italy fixture
Yet with all of the apparent positives to come
from the trial, Webb was still sceptical about
the topic of technology, despite the fact that
almost every major sport has embraced it.
‘When the idea of retrospective action was
first brought in, it was supposed to be for
incidents way off the ball, which no official
could possibly have seen, but that is no
longer the case,’ Webb added.
‘Now FIFA’s position is changing and trials of
video technology are taking place. Of course
we should welcome anything which helps get
decisions right, but we have to be careful.
‘If all decisions can be reviewed by video, referees on the pitch become nothing more than remote-
controlled referees.’
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Another topic hot on the agenda of all former referees is the issue of retrospective banning, with
former Premier League referee Mark Halsey claiming on twitter that he was told to say he had not
seen incidents which he had seen, so that a retrospective ban could commence.
Halsey tweeted in response to the Sergio Aguero elbow on Winston Reid, where the Argentine was
charged and given a retrospective three-match ban despite the fact that referee Andre Marriner can
be seen looking directly at the incident.
Writing about the incident in the Times,
Webb claimed that he had never been told
to say he had not seen incidents when he
had, going on to suggest that Halsey could
be trying to keep his own name in the news.
‘The first thing to be clear about is I can say,
categorically, that I never came under
pressure from the referees’ body to say I
had not seen something I had during my
refereeing career,’ said Webb, a former
technical director of PGMOL.
‘Halsey’s allegation is a significant one.
‘The PGMOL has denied that any referee would come under pressure to lie about an incident but
not said much more than that, which may be because they do not want to be drawn into a public
row with someone they may feel is trying to keep his name in lights.’
Referee banned from football after setting up
three fake Tinder profiles of female officials From Mal Davies’ regular Videos and Articles
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/referee-banned-football-after-setting-three-fake-tinder-profiles-
female-officials-1566208
Referee Connor Mayes is banned from football-related activities until 2019. The Southsea referee
set up fake profiles of Women's FA Cup final official Lucy Oliver, and referees Amy Robinson and
Paula Wyatt on the dating app Tinder, and flirted with other men.
Mayes, who was fined £200, received a three-year ban after 'maliciously' posing as each of the
women on the dating app and setting up fake Facebook accounts in their names. The women
realised they had been targeted after receiving unwanted comments and unsolicited approaches
while they were refereeing and socialising.
Mayes had known the women as refereeing tutor at South Downs College in Portsmouth.
Janie Frampton, ambassador for women's sport support group Women in Football, said: 'Lucy, Amy
and Paula have been through hell, with their reputations tarnished and their confidence shattered.
"The fact that Mr Mayes worked with all three referees and then betrayed them in this way
illustrates a shocking disregard for the standards of trust and integrity that must be paramount
when working together as a team officiating at a football match.'
The campaign group said Mrs Oliver, wife of the Premier League referee Michael Oliver who is
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currently officiating at the Euros, had been "forced to endure two years of torment." Mayes worked
with Oliver at county-level matches.
Women in Football said Mayes was given a conditional caution by police in December and last
month an independent FA regulatory commission found him guilty of improper conduct and banned
him from refereeing from all football-related activities until 2019.
'Mr Mayes can return to football in three years as if nothing has happened but the women need FA
sponsored counselling now to help them recover from this traumatic online abuse and to ensure
that they can continue as highly successful referees. An FA statement said they had been in
"regular contact" with the victims to offer "assistance and guidance."
Referee is hailed a hero after saving the life of
a 10-year-old striker who had a heart attack From Mal Davies’ regular Videos and Articles
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3757061/Referee-hailed-hero-saving-life-10-year-old-
striker-heart-attack-football-match.html
A referee has been hailed a hero after jumping into action to save a ten-year-old boy who went into
cardiac arrest during a Sunday morning football match.
Dan Fagg, a striker had scored a goal for his team just moments before he collapsed on the pitch at
Adwick, near Doncaster, South Yorkshire. Quick-thinking ref Chris Crowe spotted the schoolboy fall
and ran to him, performing CPR while they waited for an ambulance to arrive.
Dan is now talking and on the road to recovery, much to the relief of his parents Hayley Thompson
and Anthony Fagg.
Mr Crowe, 54, said: 'He just dropped to the floor. I stopped the game and ran over straight away.
His eyes were gone, and he wasn't breathing. I started giving him CPR there on the pitch. I've had
first aid training for my work and with the FA because you have to have it to be a referee, and I'm so
glad I did because I knew exactly what to do in that moment.'
• Dan Fagg scored a goal at a game in Yorkshire and collapsed seconds later
• Quick-thinking ref Chris Crowe performed CPR before ambulance arrived
• The youngster was airlifted to hospital in Sheffield where he is recovering
Dan Fagg, pictured, was taken to hospital in Sheffield by an air ambulance and is expected
to make a full recovery. He had just scored a goal for his team, Adwick Park Rangers
Dan was airlifted to hospital in
Sheffield for emergency
treatment.
Mr Crowe said: 'I think Dan's
going to make a full recovery so
thank God for that. He's a
talented player, and we'll all look
forward to seeing him on the
pitch again soon. I was calm at
the time, but now I feel like I'm
still in shock from it. It was a
really traumatic thing to see
happen.'
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Dan's team, Adwick Park Rangers, set up a fundraising page on Gofundme and have almost
reached their target of £2,000 to buy a defibrillator for the club in the event of a repeat of the
incident.
Emma Hutchinson, whose son Rhys, 10, is one of Dan's team-mates, said: 'We all just want to do
something for Dan. He's the nicest, bubbliest little lad you could ever meet and we just want to do
what we can to make sure this doesn't happen to anyone else.'
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Swedish Defender sent off for (funny)
celebration after scoring a hat-trick From Mal Davies’ regular Videos and Articles
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=855_1472812354 (See video on-line)
A defender for Norrby IF completes a hat-trick and helps his side to a 6-1 win over Tvååker in the
Swedish first division on Monday.
The player celebrates his third goal by jumping into the stands to applaud himself but the referee is
less than impressed with his antics and shows Dresevic a red card for a second bookable offence!
Stand back, chaps. I’ve been practicing this one. About time we had someone in these seats.
Hurrah for me!
No-one likes a smart-arse! Take that, you blighter! Now go and find a seat somewhere else! I never
wanted a decent club mark anyway!
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Referee Bobby Madley goes to start second-half…
…but forgets his whistle!!
From Mal Davies’ regular Videos and Articles
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11743/10592157/referee-bobby-madley-goes-to-
start-second-half-but-forgets-his-whistle
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6SsNq_zDME (see the video on-line)
Referee Bobby Madley had an embarrassing moment after leaving his whistle in the
dressing room at half-time and only realising when he went to restart the second half.
The incident happened during Bournemouth's 1-0 win
over Everton at the Vitality Stadium on Saturday in the
Premier League.
Everton lost their unbeaten start to the season as
winger Junior Stanislas netted a thumping winner for
Bournemouth to give the hosts a deserved three points.
However, there was a two or three minute delay to the
start of the second period as Madley suddenly realised
he'd left his whistle in the dressing room. He sent a
signal to the fourth official via his headset on the
touchline, who shot off into the referee's dressing room
to collect the crucial instrument.
The referee and his fourth official tried to do the exchange discreetly on the half-way, but the
cameras spotted it.
Referee Lopes will be judged for pushing a player in Brazil
From Mal Davies’ regular Videos and Articles
http://refereeingworld.blogspot.co.uk/2016/09/lopes-will-be-judged-for-pushing-player.html
The Superior Court of Sports Justice analyzed the images from the Brazilian Championship
game between Corinthians and Palmeiras. The justice body confirmed the complaint
received from Corinthians and the penalty can range from 15 days to 6 months.
Copa America 2016 final referee Heber Lopes will be judged
by STJD (Superior Court of Sports Justice) for pushing
striker Dudu, from Palmeiras, during the classic between his
team and Corinthians, last Saturday, in the Brazilian
Championship.
The referee, angry with the player’s comments, put his arm
into the athlete's chest and pushed him away.
The STJD prosecutor decided to accept the complaint
against the referee after analyzing images, considering that he used excessive force to maintain
his personal area. That action falls under Article 273 of the CBJD (Brazilian Code of Sports
Justice), which talks about "acting with excess or abuse of authority". If found guilty, Lopes will face
a suspension of 15 days to maximum 6 months, in addition to a fine of $100 to $1000. The text of
the article says that the justice body can change the suspension to a warning if it considers that the
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Makeshift Bomb explodes on Cypriot Referee’s Car
From Mal Davies’ regular Videos and Articles
http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Makeshift-bomb-explodes-on-Cypriot-referee-s-car-
9290483.php
NICOSIA, Cyprus (AP) — The Cyprus Football Association has condemned a bomb attack
against the car of a top referee, calling it a blight on the island's footballing family and
society in general.
The association says it stands by referee Georgios Nicolaou and urges police to track down and
bring the culprits of Tuesday's pre-dawn bombing to justice. Police say the explosion occurred
while the car was parked outside the 41-year-old's home in the Larnaca area. The front of the car
sustained extensive damage.
A string of attacks against the property of Cypriot referees have occurred in the past two years.
The most recent previous attack took place in March 2015 against the car of another referee that
was set ablaze after being doused with flammable liquid.
I’m usually quite tired after my game on a Saturday, so we tend to stay in at the
weekend. Last week, me and my wife watched three DVDs back to back.
…Luckily I was the one facing the telly!
I phoned the local builders today and I said to them, “Can I have a skip outside my
house?”
He said, “I’m not stopping you!”
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with
socks on!
Adapted from Readers Digest
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Footie Funnies!!
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…More Footie Funnies!!
If girls watched cooking shows
the way blokes watch football!!
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CONTACTS – 2014 / 2015
President Grant Sheavyn [email protected]
Vice President John Kasey 020 8394 2968
Vice President Peter Watson 020 8393 9989
Chairman Rod van Niekerk 07976 545874
Vice Chairman Mike Coen 07930 668432
Hon. Secretary Fez Barnard [email protected]
Hon. Treasurer Jerzy Dabrowski [email protected]
Training Officer Peter Watson 020 8393 9989
Training Assistants John Martin 020 8641 0501
Dolapo Odujinrin ..
R.A. Delegates Keith Glover 020 8786 0545
Declan Wyatt ..
Magazine Editor Mike Coen 07930 668432
Supplies Officer Mike Ewing 020 8644 7225
Retention Officer Pete Rogers 07532 170534
Sutton United Liaison officer Simeon Potter 020 8661 1555
Hon. Auditors Ms B M Lisney, MAAT
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Minutes of the RA COUNTY MEETING of 26th October, 2016
• RA President, David Elleray, has stepped down due to other football commitments.
• Expenses for Commission Hearings: Only mileage will be paid.
• Fulham and Chelsea academies: Officials will be appointed by County Office.
• Quest Awards: Societies are still not applying.
• 3G Pitches and Footwear: Details have been passed to league secretaries to remind clubs to
inform players and officials of correct footwear for 3G pitches.
• Board members are no longer allowed to chair committees.
• Reminder for Society membership numbers to be sent to RA Head Office and County Office.
• List of Society Committee members to be sent to the secretary of Surrey RA.
• An FA proposal to merge levels 5, 6 & 7 into one is likely to be dropped after opposition from
several counties including Surrey.
• A Surrey referee was spotted wearing a coloured shirt while officiating and has been given a
warning.
Pic-from-Disney Answer from page 8: Jonathon Dawes
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Dates for the Diary
October, 2016
Thu 13th @ 7:30pm Sutton Society Meeting @ Sutton Utd FC
Guest Speaker: Trevor Ford – Arsenal Security
Thu 27th @ 7:30pm Surrey County RA-FA 2016 Event @ Imber Court
Guest Speaker: Select Group 2 referee – Tim Robinson
November, 2016
Thu 10th @ 7:30pm Sutton Society Meeting @ Sutton Utd FC
Speaker: Declan Wyatt – the RA Weekend
December, 2016
Thu 8th @ 7:30pm Sutton Society Meeting @ Sutton Utd FC
Quiz Night
January, 2017
Thu 12th @ 7:30pm Sutton Society Meeting @ Sutton Utd FC
February, 2017
Thu 9th @ 7:30pm Sutton Society Meeting @ Sutton Utd FC
Guest Speaker: tba
March, 2017
Thu 9th @ 7:30pm Sutton Society Meeting @ Sutton Utd FC
April, 2017
Thu 13th @ 7:30pm Sutton Society Meeting @ Sutton Utd FC
May, 2017
Thu 11th @ 7:30pm Sutton Society Meeting @ Sutton Utd FC AGM