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V V , - : r 9 - .:- - - ... r . ' l ' x f ' . v" .... igBaiftSJWISSSaiMBHSMBBi -- 'MwwwwwipwwMaiwwiwwp THE COLUMBIAN. V- - -- vii CSQ THE COLtJMBIAN. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY 17 I I l i TT TT "11 yVt V t - TT "V T A I T "TV Vi A '' "TX V " . PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY AT ST. HELENS, COLUMBIA CO., OR., 11 11 1 i 7 U WA VS. ' . ST. IIELEXSj COLUMBIA CO. OR., A " Vi J Vi Ai ) IA ' BY y -- ; a a -- " ,jj c , 1 . by JL G. ADAMS, Editor and Proprietor. BK Qt ADAMS, Editor nd Proprietor. I t - - .... I - Subscription Rates: ' - L! On year. In adTance..... . '" f - - . . Three BIX mont. months, VOL. in. I ST. HELENS, COLUMBIA COUNTY, OREGON: MAY 11, 1883. NO. 40. One Esch iquar kubsequeut (10 1!d) 1 pnertloa Ihtt InMrtioo.-.- .. 12 1 uu 00 A VOICE FROM THB FARM. .. EDMCVD LYONS. Yoa tay that my If fe U a round oftci!? ' Th stalwart farmer mM. "That I scarce can wrent from the oft-till- ed soil My pittance of daily bread? Well, what yoa tell me la part U true. I am seldom an Idle man. Bnt I TaJue tne bladings of rest, aa you. Who hare muU of it, never can. "And, lurely. I never have worked In vain. From the uprtog to toe eoldeD fM; Tbe harvest has ever brought waving grain. Knoagh and to pare for .11. And when In the evening freed from cate, I see at my farm dome lvr My wlf--i ana little cues waiting there. On. what has the millionaire mart! "My coil Iren may nt ver have horn dad weal th ; Tti-t- r Jives may at tiia? be ruuti; But if In their hmi thvy have iove and health. They will nod Uiee riches enough. The only land they will ever own Js the laud that tho trcn right arm And the patent, fuatle-- - heart loue Can till to a tortile lim. I have nothing heyond ray simple want And a little lor e!udy lavs; But no grim rx-cw-e my homtteid haunts. hncb ascliver aud mtght raie Around me are thtt wi'.n rparkllng mirth Or with placid cut dIdipeI hUe .Atid no wealth cl K-- lord upou ail the earth lias a lot more bteased ttiau mine. "Oh. ves. I'm laboring all day lot. With the mind aud tbe mu-cle- . too; But I thank the Lord, who has madd me strong. And given me work to do. For what, ineeed. la the idle drone BU' a vampire on ilia od. Beeping fruit that by ota-- rs was nown . And not by his own tight baud!" '. Upper. A ROMANCE OF HISTOEV. It was nutting time. " A blooming Land of peasant children had gathered from far and near to Lave a merry day amid tbe nut trees and hedges. I say children but girls of 15 and lads of 18 end 20 were scattered through the chattering group. The nut harvest was a joyful time to them. The young are always attractive in a certain way. The undimmed brightness of the eye the satiny smoothness of the completion the happy smiles hovering . around the rosy lips each has a beauty to itself; but add to the youthful face the charm of perfectly chiseled featares, and of lustrous brown eyes, looking out upon tbo world with an innocent wonder " at the changing scenes of loveliness so ' constantly unfolding themselves before them frame it in a mass of shining, wavy gold of nature's own crimping and poise it upon a form so lithe and lender in its exquisite grace that Praxi- teles might have chosen it for his model and you can form an idea of Rika Bremer, the acknowledged beauty of the whole surrounding country. And there was a romantic story about her going the rounds. . . , Ii was said that no leas a personage than Prince Eric, the son of the great and good Gustavu9, had been standing one morning by one of the palace win- dows to witness a luetic procession, whioh had been gotten up in honor of some important victory, recently won by his famous father, aud as he stood gaz- ing listlessly out, his eyes brightened suddenly, and he turned to an attendant and whispered a few words which caused him to hasten away. When he returned he was not alone Rika was with him. Prince Eric's beauty-lovin- g eyes had been attracted by her, as she had stood amid a group of other maidens, looking at the gayiy-dresse- d columns of her countrymen tiling by. She, too, was in holiday attire, and the black velvet jacket, fitting closely to her slender figure, and adorned with silver-gi- lt buttons, brought out so vividly the exquisite fairness of her skin, with its rose-le-af tints of red upon lips and cheeks, that she looked like a being of a different sphere as she stood amid her mates. Confused aed blushing, she now awaited the Prince's pleasure. She dared sot raise her eyes to his face. Had Bhe done so she would have been overpowered by the earnestness of the gaze with which he regarded her. From the moment his eyes rested upon Rika's face the world held but one peer- less woman to him. It mattered not that his younger - brother, Duke John, was then in another kingdom, wooing for him a royal bride, upon whose brow rested a diadem, whose splendor far exceeded the one which he was to inherit upon the death of his father. No. In that moment Elizabeth of England was forgotten. The peasant maid who stood before him had become the queeu of his fancy. "Thy name, little one?" he asked. Rika raised her eyes to the handsome, earnest face, but dropped them timidly asfshe met his glance. "I am Frederika the forester's daugh-- . ter your majesty." "Nay, not yet crave I for that title, maiden. Young blood musthave its vent, and I am glad to know that the cares of government are not soon likely to rest upon my shoulders, bioad though they maybe." With a smile he glanced at his stal- wart frame, which was acknowledged to be one of the finest Hpecimens of phyei cal comeliness in the country, as was his face called the handsomest of any prince's in Europe. Rika courtesied rospeetfully, but did not reply. If the gracious prince chose thus to address as an equal one of the humblest of his father's subjects, she knew well her position.and was to the fall as proud of her unsullied innocence and integrity as the haughtiest miid iu the realm. Her shy modesty added to her beauty in Eric's eves. "Where livi-a- t thou, Freilrika?"he asked, Bcltly; "for I would we'll like to send thy father a commission to fell some trees which much interfere with the comfort of the King's hunting par- ties in the forest.'' This he suid, knowing intuitively that it would startle Rika to give her his true reason and say that he iutended to start out himself iu quest of fairer and more preoious game which must be ensnared in tenderer toils than those at the com- mand of tbe keenest Bportsmau at his father's court. After a few words more he suffered . Rika to go. But the sweet memory of her presence went not with her. It nes- tled deep within his heart. After tbii interview scarcely a week i passed that did not find Eric's step3 turned in tne direction or cue iorester s cottage. ! A glass of milk from Rika's own white hands was the draught most preferred by the royal hunter although out of cour- tesy, he would sometimes accept a mug of mead from the sturdy old father. Matters were in this stage at the time our story opens. j The nuts were gatherec. ,;and the merry "groups bad dispersed jto their various homes, with the understanding that they should meet again; the next day and go together to the palace and dispose of their treasures. ' The next morbing found them on their way, dressed in their best, as became so eventful an occasion in their usually monotonous lives; for roj-alt- y had such a glamor to uninitiated eyes that the mere sight of tho walls which shut it in is eagerly coveted. It was a pretty sight to any; one who might have been stationed at the win- dow, to see that blooming procession of neatly-dresse- d lads and lasses, as they wended their way aloug with many a merry laugh and jest, until at last tney halted in the great square before the palace. But to the watching eyes of tho prince who had received a hint of the coming of the nut-gathere- rs there was but one face worth looking at among the throng. "Come," he said to the courtiers who were standing near, "let us go j down to the square aud make the hearts of yon merry rustics even merrier to-da- y by ex- changing some coins for the nuts they have with them." ' A prince's suggestion never lacks for listeners, nor for followers, and soon the rich toilettes of the court people were scattered about amidst the crowd in the square. ! Eric's steps were turned at once to wards Rika. He soon possessed himself of her nuts; and after paying for them lavishly in golden coin, he took from an inner pocket a locket and chain, which he gave to her, saying: "Wear it for my sake. Ther is no one who would look fairer in it. You ought to be a queeu, little Rika, and I will yet make you one. Before Rika had time to realize aught but that his words had filled her heart with a bewildering sense of happiness, be had gone, his gift alone remaining to prove that she had sot been dreaming. liut sue soon came to ner sooer senses. It was well known that KingOustavus had been holding negotiations with the maiden queen of England to induce her to bestow her jeweled hand up his elder son, and it had reached Rika's ears. Such a thing had been known as a maid of low degree being wooed and won bv aroyfd suitor. Theteje of Grisel's happiness, and of her woes as well, had been a favorite one among the folk-stori- es told around the humble hearths of the peasantry ; end if fate had ordained it to happen to her also, Rika would have been as glad and proud a maiden as ever the sun had shone on. But she would listen to no words of love from one whose hand was as good as given to an- other. Thus she thought as sue walked slowly homeward.. So the next day a little barefooted boy the child of a neighboring farmer was sent to the palace with by Rika with Prince Eric's gift, carefully tied up in a piece of linen cloth, cut from the corner of a web, which she herself had woven from flax raised from the seed, and pre- pared by her own deft hands. ; Could the unconscious trinket have told Eric that Rika's eyes had lingered lovingly and regretfully upon it end that she had pressed it to her red lips again and again, it might have lessened his chagrin in receiving it back again. As it was, it only kindled anew his de- termination to win Rik for his own, be the consequences what they might. It should not be said of him f that a low peasant girl had given him, the Crown Prince of Sweden, such a rebuff. lie threw u large cloak over his rich conrt suit, and, thus disguised, he mounted Olaf, his favcrite hunter, and hastened toward Rika's home. Hot anger was contending, with his love for the rustic beauty as he rode along. ! But when he at last reached the bor- ders of the cleared patch of land in the forest which held the little cottage, had dismounted from his horse and tied him to a sapling, and found himself standing at the door awaiting her answer to his rup, all was forgotten but the thought that he was soou to gaze upou the beau- tiful face that had haunted his fancyso parsistently since lata had first brought it before him. Rika opeued the door aud stood for an instant in glad surprise, gazing up into her lover's face in utter forgetfulness of the difference in their stations. "Ah ! little one, thy face for once tells me all tha I wish to know. Thou lovest me! I see it in those eyes." i Aud before Il ka had tim e to retreat he caught her to his heart and imprinted passionate kisses upon her trembling lips. Suo drew herself from his encircling arms and stood panting like a frightened fawn. ' Then she threw herself at his feet and, clasping her hands entreatingly, she said: I "Oh, most noble prince, let it not be put against thy rwcord that innocence aud virtue received no respect at thy hands ! Qo, I entreat you 1 j Should my father return and .find thee here, he would surely first kill me and then kill himself, in shama and despair ! Oh, go!" "I mean thee no hrui, Rika. I love thee; and when one loves he hurts not the object of that love. To win thee, I wiil give up my heirship to the crown to my brother John; and while he wears the diadw upon his brow, I wiil con- tent myself with love and happiness w ill) t!i t I "Not so, noble Erio," said Rika, firm- ly, "if thou wouldst make such a sacri-flceT"- !, for one, will not be a party to it. After such a marriage entailing, as it would, so much loss love would prove but a transient guest within our home. Reproaches would drive the fickle god away." "Tell me the truth. Rika," interrupted Eric, with passionate earnestness; "do you love me ?" t "So well that I would rather did than know that harm would come to one so noble throuch anv influence of mine. "And yet you refuse to make me hap- - "I refuse to work your ruin, noble prince. The present is not all of life. But see the sunlight has already reached the middle point of yon dial ! In ten more minutes mv father will be here. If thou would 't shield me from harm, go! "I will obey now, but I will not prom ise to give up the hope whicu lured me Farewell, for a time, most ob- durate maiden." Then, with along, lingering, regretful look, the prince turned and departed. Days and weeks passed on. At last came a time whioh was to plunge the nation into mourning. The good and groat Gustavus was stricken with a mortal illness. He died, and was laid beside his kingly progenitors, and Eric was the reigning sovereign in Sweden. Tonng. impulsive and his own master, with heart filled with but one image, is it to be wondered at that he saffered no obstacle to delay"his union with the maideu of his love, after the days of his mourning' were fully accomplished, and that'the pretty nut girl of Sweden be- came its crowned queen ? House Decoration. If you have not a book case, make one, or two looks better if you wish to fill up the recesses each side of the chimney. Any nook, or a corner will do, though a corner is rather harder to fit up. Have a carpenter make you some very smooth helves, and fit them into place from the floor only breast high. Do not paint or stain them, but rub them roughly with oil, except the top ane, which should be covered with a bright cloth. Finish the edge of the shelves with a strip of scarlet leather-clo- th pinked on each edge, and fastened on with brass headod nails. Make a pretty curtain to hang across the front. It may be of dark felt cloth, trimmed across with bright bands of cloth feather-stitche- d on, or of any crash worked in outline embroidery, or of any material or color which will har- monize with your carpets or curtains. Hang it with brass rings (whioh you can buy of any upholsterer) on a pole whieh should be fastened in front of the top shelf (we forgot to say, in in its proper place, that the top shelf should be nearly 2 inches wider than the others). The pole may be ordered with the rings, or you can take up a section of pipe (or a broom stick) and gild it with prepared gilding, bought at a paint shop. To support the pole, have your car penter saw out a couple of small brackets with a bole m the center just large enough to admit the pole. Faften yonr ctinMn to the rings, put the rthgs on" the pole and the pole through the brackets, then screw the latter into place. Gild the brackets and screw heads into place. Put plaster busts or other ornaments on the top shelf, and you will say you have a pretty and use- ful piece of furniture at a slight expense. We saw a lovely ourtaiu for this pur- pose made of olive covered cloth. Across the bottom was a deep facing of maroon cloth, above this were five rows of ordi- nary worsted braid in bright color, and fastened at each edge with high-colore- d silks in fancy stitches. Above 5 inches from the top of the curtain was another cluster of the braids. Farmer's Review. Why Jude Black Uses the Weed. Not long ago J udge Black met a gen- tleman who pathetically related his en- deavors to break himself of tobacco-chewi- ng, as it met with the unqualified condemnation of all civilized people. "You'll find it a hard case a hard case, my friend," replied the judge, with a solemn wink. "I tried to break myself of it once didu't I ever tell you? Well, it was when I wis Attorney General, and I said to myself, 'Jeremiah Black, we've got to stop this thing.' - So I made up my mind and one morning I started down to my office without a scrap of to- bacco. I began the day badly and it got worse and worse by degrees. I never felt so much like a savage in my life. I dismissed two clerks, bounced a messen- ger, made a fool of myself three or four times, snapped at everybody and started home feeling myself a complete failure, and all creation a mistake. On the way I met a man whom I respected very much. He was a religious man. I told him my experience with leaving off tobacco and asked his advice. 'Judge,' ne said, 'my experience is the same as yours. I tried to leave off too. I quarrelled with sev- eral members of the church I belonged to, got tired of my wife, and if I should have kept it up I should have been a moral monster and I determined to cir- cumvent the old enemy by taking up my cherished vice,' and so" continued the Judge, cheerfally, "I saw tht tobacco-chewi- ng was conducive to virtue and (cutting a quid) I propose to keep it up until I laave it off." SELECTED MISCKI LAN'V. Search others for their virtues, and thyself for thy vices. Fuller. Some men have the key of knowledge, and never enter in. La Bruyere. Nothing is politically right which is morally wrong. Daniel O'Connell. Let us not be ever driving on. The machinery, physical and mental, will not stand it. F. Jacox. Be brief; for it is with words as with sunbeams the more they are condensed the deeper they burn. Southey. We no longer attribute the untimely death of iufauts to the sin of Adam, but to bad nursing and ignorance. Garfield. The true grandeur of humanity is in moral elevation, sustained, enlightened and decorated by the intellect of man. C. Sumner. We must distinguish between felicity and prosperity ; for prosperity leads often to ambition, and ambition to disappoint ment. Land or. Say nothiDg respecting yourseU.either good. bad. or indifferent; nothing good. for that is .vanity; nothing bad, for that is affectation; nothing indifferent, for that is silly. The darkest night that ever fell upon the earth never hid the light, never put out the stars. It only made the stars more keenly, kindly glancing, as if in protest aflamst the darkness. George isuoc. ' -- 1 . . . How to Buy, Meat. "Now, ladies, I hope you will ask as many qaestions as you like, because I want to make everything clear to you,' said Miss Maria Parloa, as she began her lecture on "Marketing," at the oollege of pharmacy, in New York. On the long table on the lecture-platfor- m was a Bide dressed beef weighing 400 pounds. Be- side it, ready to cut it jp to represent the lecture, stood; a most gentlemanly looking butcher, f "You must remember," said Miss Pai-Po- a, "that after the meat is dressed only about one-six- th of it is desirable. The rest of it, thu rich and poor alike, prefer not to buy, batjtlrpoor have to buy it because they cannot afford the prioe of tbe chice cuts. But you must bear in mind that the costly and tender cuts are not tbe most nutritious. The muscular parts that is most used, while it is the toughest, also gives it the most nourish- ment, only it needs to be cooked differ- ently from the tender parts. When yoa are buying meats, remember that the tenderest parts come from that part of the animal where there is least musular action. The tough parts ' of the meat which would be unpalatable if broiled or roasted, may be with profit stewed, braised or made into soup. In fact, the very tender parts would not be good, for food for sick persons, because they are not nutritious enough. Now, I want you ladies to say what are the names of the parts I touch." "The neck," said a timid voice. "The ribs," said a matron in a seal- skin sacque, as the stick moved along. "What kind of ribs?" "Give it up," said a lady in a fur-line- d cloak. "Now, we will have Mr. KisseJ cut up," said Miss Parloa, after she had pointed out the principal cuts, and told of the various ways of cutting moat in the different cities. "Fix the back bone in your mind," she continued, "for you will start from there. You see the side of beef has been cut in two. The hind quarter end contains, at about the mid- dle of the animal, the porterhouse steaks, the porterhouse roasts and the tender pieces that everybody wants. As we go further back we find the rump, and the sirloin." The deft butcher, with his knife, saw and cleaver, cut piece after piece as the lecturer pointed them out, showing where the kidneys lay embedded in the suet, showing the brittle, crumbling na-tur- o of the suet as distinguished from the fat, showing where the tenderloins lay, and how to cut them to advantage. Each piece was shown uutil all had the opportunity to-- x iU name and place and its present market price. The deli cate, nutritious, roiling pieces were cut and shown oncViie method of prepara- tion was explained. These pieces some times are called the skirt. The ladies are cautioned that brine draws out the juices of the meat, and that fat corned beef is tho best, because tho fat keeps the juices of the meat from being drawn out by the brine. "Do you consider the kidnevs nutri tious?" inquired a sprightly lady who had got a front seat to bo sure and see the carving. les, kidneys and the flank pieces, and other cheap pieces, whan properly cooked, are good food." The lecturer showed how much more economical and sensible it would be to have the meat cut in grades, and not buy as often as is done now poor meat and good meat in one piece. She ad- vised the buying, even at higher prices, pieces with the flank end cut off. She advised her hearers to hunt up butchers who would cut up to order, and not com- pel them to buy what they did not want, and could not use. Speaking of soup, she said that to keep it clear it should not be boiled, as boning set tbe limes of the bonse free. "But I should think that might be the very thing needed for children when they are making bones," said a bright-eye- d lady. "Well, that may be so. I suppose it is; but you must not boil the soup much if you want it clear." The lecturer was pointing out a piece of sirloin the tough part of which she said ought to be cut off as not fit for roasting, and turning to Mr. Kissel, the gentlemanly butcher, she said: "You don't usually sell them that?" "Oh, yes they do," interposed a young lady. "You will have to go and'eduoate our butchers, Miss Parloa." "They charge you twenty-eig- ht cents for this piece with the flank on. You might better pay thirty cents for the rest and let them sell the flank for ten cents." v "All its worth!" ejaculated the lively matron. "I always ask for short steaks and short roasts, and don't buy a lot of worthless moat." Miss Parloa kept up a running fire of chat with her audience, and encouraged them to ask questions. Several very young ladies, with books and pencils, availed themselves of the opportunity. The lecture is to bo repeated in Brook- lyn. Time's Mirror. The approach of age first shows itself about the eyes. Lines come, faintly at first, then deeper and deeper, until the incipient crow's feet are indicated, devel- oped, revealed. The woman, who, look ing in her glass, perceives the lines di verging from the outer corner of her eyes knows that she has reached aji era in her life. She recognizes it ivith a sigh, if she is a vain, a lovely or a world- - woman; with a smile, perhaps, if s: e has children in whom she can live her own youth over again. But it can never be a gay smile. None of us, men or wo men, like to feel youth that precious possession slipping away from us. But we should never be on the lookout for crow's feet or gray hairs. Looking for them is sure to bring them, for thinking about them brings them. Tears form a part of the language of tbe eye, which is eloquent enough when sparingly' used for other reasons than that of adding to their mute eloquence. Tears are a dis- figuring expression' of emotion, and those who get into the habit of weeping over small vexation do much toward acquiring a careworn, miserable expres- sion and are sure to look old before their time. Excessive weeping has been known to not only injure, bat actually destroy the .sight. Few woman look pretty or even interesting in .tears, though, it has long been a pleasant fio uon in poetry and romance to suppose that they do. Many women1, some men and moit children make most disfiguring and distorting grimances wbile (crying; and the lady who thinks she - can worK upon a man's feelings by a liberal dis play of tears should study! a becoming more of producing them before her look ing glass. Grimaces soften no' hearts, and tears, accompanied by the usual dis tortion, have a hardening effect, if not a visible one. In a prettily Written book. not probablj out of print, purporting to be the story of the life of one of Milton's wives, the author makes that poet say of his wife's eyes after oryinglthat they re- sembled "the sun's clear shining after rain," a very pretty natural object, in- deed, but during the rain inself the ob- server is not inclined to be so compli- mentary, j Grimaces of a somewhat similar order are frequently madd during the action of laughter. Care should alwiys be taken with children to prevent their falling into this habit. It frequently reaches such a pitch as to render the laughter positively unsightly. The face is distorted and out of drawing, the eyes disappear, and the lips are drawn up, revealing half an inch of pale pink gum. This pecuniarily some- times runs in families, partly from un- conscious imitation. I know one family whose grimaces during laugliter are most ludicrously alike. When they are all assembled at the dinnerj-tabl- e and a joke goes around, there is not a single eye left in the family. Much, if not all of this could be prevented y due care in childhood. The laugh can be culti- - vated quite as much as the voice. Ac tresses take lessons in laughing with occasionally very charming) results. I do not, however, advise that such teach ing should begin in early childhood, lest it should destroy spontaneity and pro duce an effect of artificiality; but I very strongly recommend mothers to check a disposition to make grimaces during their children s indulgence liu mirth. The Injury that Dotted Yelld do to Ladles' Lyes. A crusade has been made against the cigarette-smokin- g young men, tbe girl who stops up the pores of the skin with bandoline and cosmetics, the women or men who wear tight shoes ori colored stockings, yet the use of dotted veils by ladies is entirely overlooke ft. l or some time past opticians and eye specialists have been discussing the evils which are wrought by the dotted y eil,and they are, with but few exeapti pns, right in their opinion that their use is very detri- - mental to the vision. The dangerous "beaut,1 ifier." This kind of veiling is made in number of styles, but in a majority of esses the veils are made and worn to beautify the features and complexion the person who peers through them, and the uanie of "beautifier' has come to be the ac- cepted term by which this fabric is designated. It is manufactured in all grades and at all prices and so uni versally is it worn that a reporter counted seventy ladies out of every hundred who wore veils with this fabric on. When spoken to upon the subject a prominent optician said that the damage that is done to the eves by the use of this style of veil can hardly be imagined. "You would be surprised,'! said he, "if I should tell you that a lare part of my practice is owing to the use of these veils. A laiy with perfectly healthy eyes and strong optical nerves can stand the . strain of them for a k ng . period in m m ni ...11 t iact, zor years, one couia enuure tuem for a lifetime probably if the style did not change. To day, however; we have the closely-dotte- d veil. To-morro- w a veil will be displayed in the store win- dows with the dots sparsely studded over the fabric; and that is the way the fashion varies. Seven ladies out of every ten are troubled in some way with their eyes. Some have vieik nerves of the eyelid; others have weak optical nerves, and all the diseases to which the eye is heir are shown to a greater or less degree in those seven ladies.' The cause of this trouble is the beams and shadows that are continually flashel into the eye and the countenance, and spasmodie twitching of the eyeball w ien the person desires to see some object which is hid- den by the dot in the veil." "Some veils have dots of different colors from the thread of the fabric; does this irritate the nerve to any de- gree?" inquired the reporjter. j "Yes, indeed; it makes a material difference," was the replyL "The colors are very trying upon the delicate nerves of the eye, and such a viil is far more prejudicial to the vision than the ordi nary dotted veil of one solid color." "What is your opinion of the zigzig cords in the mourning vil?" "That is very injurious; indeed, it is far more injurious than the dotted veil; yet there is one advantage that it has, and that is not attributable to the merits of the veil. When a ladV is in mourn- ing she usually wears one veil, and thereby becomes acoustomed to its use; but a lady that wears a otted veil for a beautifier usually has a great variety, and she is continually hanging them. The dotted veiling cau b ) purchased as low as twenty five cents a yard, and an eighth of a yard will be sufficient for a veil, according to the present style, as they are only worn over the upper por tion of the face." j "I don't suppose you object to their use?" queried the reporte r. "Weil, no," laughingly replied the optician, "not in a pecuniary point of view, but in a general sense I do. I see bo many cases of optical iffections which are handed down to the children of these people that in my opinioh. if the present ruinous fashion prevail i for any length of time.it will have a marked effect upon the risinor generation." Another eminent eye specialist was oAnonltp.l and hft ft (Treed with the former optician in many particulars, yet be differed with him in respect to the manner in which the eye! was affected by the veihncr. "The. principal trouble is the nervousness which is caused by the obstructed vision. A person becomes nervous by looking at thje dots, and the nerves of the eye are so irritated that the vision is seriously affected, j Tbe physician reiterated some of the faots that are given above, and in speak ing of the general abuses which the different members of the body are sub jected to in the eager pursuit of attrao tiveness which nature has neglected, he said: "It has always been a curious question to me why a woman will per sist in allowing tho fnll weight of her clothing to fall upon the waist and hips. A woman's skirts will weigh as much as tbe whole outfit of a man, and yet the clothing of tbe man is entirely supported upon the shoulders the place where the strain can best be borne. A woman, who is naturally tbe weaker, and who should utilize all her strength, allows her cloth ing to rest "upou her waist. This is an evil whioh certain people have attempted to alleviate, but it seems that the woman 19 obstinate and baud to her befit inter ests." . " Three Ways of Life. A certain rich man being reminded by tbe increasing weight of years that he would never be any younger, and most one day go tbe way of all flesh, called about him his three sons, whom he thus addressed: "My children, when I die all I have will be yours, but in addition to the property which I shall divide among you equally, I have a ring in whioh is set a diamond of great value. This I intend for him who after twelve months shall have made the greatest advance toward success in life. Here, take each of you one of those pursns containing a hun- dred pieces of silver, go out into the world, and at the expiration of ihe time prescribed return, that I may judge which among you deserves the prize." Thereupon the sons received their father's blessing, and, taking the purses of silver went awav. But when a year and a day were passed they returned and presented themselves before their father. and it appeared they had chosen widely dinerent means of gaming a common end. "My father," said the eldest, "with a part of the hundred pieces of silver thou gavest me I bought a certificate setting forth my great skill in healing the sick. I cultivated my beard and put on my glasses that I might appear to be a man of learning. I gave out that I was able to cure all known diseases. 'I adminis- tered bread pills and sweetened water to all who placed themselves under my oare.and as a result I have gained wealth to the extent of one thousand pieces of gold." "Mv son, remarked the parent, well pleased, "truly, thy cheek in colossal." "My father, then said the second youth, "with thy hundred pieces of sil ver I purchased votes by which I secured to mvself a government contrao. I en- gaged to transport the mail for one thou- sand pieces of gold per annum,, and by exceeding prudence of management I have garnered profits upward of fifteen hundred pieces of gold." "Verily, th prudenca is monument al." exclaimed the delighted father, "but thy brother hath not yet spoken." "With one of thy pieces of silver, O, my father," begau the youngest son, "I bought some tools and became a plumb- er--" "My son, thou pride of my heart!" cried the enraptured old man, falling on his neck, while the happy tears coursed down his aged cheeks, "thou neodst say no more. Thou hast clearly shown that thou hast discovered the true road to success. It is to thee, without a ques tion, ' the ring belongs." Toronto Globe. How Wilkio Collins Works. "How do you work, Mr. Collins, rap- - idlj?" "Ao, not verv; let me see. I write about nine or ten pages of a book a day when I work regularly. It usually takes me about six months to turn ont a book after I get fairly started upon it. I work chiefly at night, and use very large sized sheets of paper on which 1 write very slowly, und cut a great deal. Here now, is the manuscript oCsmy best story, 'lhe Blaok Roba. You see it is scratched and worked over until it becomes scarce- ly decipherable. The printer can read it, however, even if you can't, at a glance." I couldn t read it at a glance, and 1 am not sure that X could read it at all. And yet I have read letters written by John V. I orney, and made ont what Horace Greeley was trying to write. It was cut, interlined, the interlineations interlined again, sentences written on the side and hauled into place by a line around them, and erasures which looked as though the writer, in trying to scratch out .some- thing, tried also to push it out through tho paper on the other side. There were blots everywhere. "It is a pretty good day's work for me to get through three of these pages iu a day." Three of his pages would make about 1200 words; or, say, two-third- s of the space of this column. When I come to the last I get the fever on, and I make tho pages fly. Then I am in a way, and I write and write till nature either stops me or I finish. When I came near the end of 'Man and Wife' I wrote away for dear life some twelve or fourteen hours, without farther rest than the exereUe I took when I got on the floor t'o act my situations and represent my characters, and no furthur refresh- ment than a little dry champagne and a lew irissoles. "Do you always act your characters?" "Yes, invariably. I have to oonsider what they would do. and how. before I try to tell for a certainty how under given circumstances they would behave. Finishing a book liko that always ex- hausts me very much. By the way .have the Americans acquired the habit of having a dog run by their heels? Be cause, when I was in America they didn't d that, and I noticed, too, they did not carry sticks like we do. Boston Her aid. Prohibition item: "Wake me up darling, to-nigh- t and give me a toddy," said an Austin inebriate to his wife, as they were about to retire for the night. "But how will I know when you want one?" "You can't make a mistake. I am always thirsty when I am woke up." Texas Siftings. We frequently hear the expression, "Bee in a bonnet." Who ever saw a bonnet without a B in it? Boston Star. FACTS AKDfcEWS. No matter how homely a woman is, a looking-gla- ss possesses no terrors for her, "You are setting us a bad example," as the algebra class said when tbe teacher wrote a hard equation on the board. A witness in a New York court testi- fied that he could drink a keg of lager and attend to business. He was a police-ma- d, we believe. Phil. News. Rev. Mr. Cook thinks there is nothing like a journey round the world to take he conceit out of a man. But we sup-pob- o Mr. Cook can't afford to make thir- ty or forty circuits. The second uay after a young aspirant for Thespian honors begins his first en- gagement in a two line part he makes it a point to fleak contemptuously of "am- ateurs." - A New Yorker has been fined $300 for giving tobacco to a giraffe in Central Park. That's right; give to boys as much as you like, but don't try to poison our giraffes. Oil City Derrick. Tbe French authorities have captured Louise Michel. After seeing her picture in a New York illustrated paper, remarks the Baltimore American, we trust that we may be allowed to hope that they will keep her. Muskrats are, somehow, very plenty in the streets of Lvnn, and so many folks are gunning for them that a man who turns a corner suddenly is quite liable to get his legs filled up with shot iutended for a rat. Standing on ceremouy: "That was a funny story Mr. Dixon told, Aunt Jessie the one that made you laugh so much, ou know !" "Yea; why didn't you augh, Ida?" "Oh, I don't know Mr. Dixon well enough." A father may turn his back on his , child, brothers and sisters may beoome inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands, but a ' mother's love endures through all. Washington Irving. One lady at the Vanderbilt ball repre sented a pck of cards. Several gentle-- , men appeared as knaves, and the"l)euce was present in various forms. There were more than four railroad kings in the pack. Low. Cour. Why, certainly, Ezra, certainly. Anv- - body can answer a little question like that. They are called the "end men because they are the last persons the wandering joko reaches in its earthly pil- grimage. Bur. Hawkeye. The examination of cash in the treas ury has thus far revealed a deficit of fire cents in a bag of silver. It is barly . possible that in a fit of abstraction one of the clerks borrowed half dime to buy beer and forgot to return it on a salary day. N. Y. Com. A man has invented a chair that ctn be adjasted to 800 different positions, and yet a man who suspected that his wife was going to ask him about where he was the night before, couldn't get in-t- o a position in that chair which seemed comfortable. Bos. Post. If biennial means once in two years and triennial once in three years, Mr. Boyceof St. Albans, Vt., wants to know why ly doesn't mean once in two weeks, and tri weekly onoe in three weeks. And by the same token, why doesn't centennial mean a hundred times in a year? Low. Cour. "Why didn't you return me that poem sent for your examination?" angrily asked a man presumably possessed with ' the divine afflatus, lhe critic sweetly smiled as he replied, "I intended to wait until the two-cen- t postage law went into effect and then " But the irate versi- fier had disappeared like a house a-fi- - Yeonor predicted sometime ago that "April will enter on Sunday with a March storm." That April did enter on Sunday proved true, aocordingto the al- manac and the enforcement of the penal code; but the March storm was left out in the cold. Vennor is hereby notified that if nothing happens. Fourth of Jaly this year will enter on Wednesday .- - N. 1. Com. A writer who makes woman the sub ject of his thoughts by day and of bis dreams at night, makes public - his con clusion that a good looking woman seldom or never displays her foot In pub lic. The next time, he says, you see a lady exhibiting her foot rather gener- ously look into her face, and you will recognize that nature has not been kind to her. A Sadden Cam; of Conversion. The Boston Sunday Budget contained the following: Mr. Charles R. Train, some time at torney general of this ancient Common wealth, tells an incident that happened in his father's ohureh, in FramingLam, a many years ago. It seems that his father, a Baptist minister, had long wanted instrumental musio in his church.but had been opposed by savaral prominent members of his congregation, notably by Mr. Ben Haven, a near ' neighbor and friend, who loved tbe old ways and was set against innovations. Bat at last ihe pastor, who was one of the "quiet kind," and apt to oarry his point, got a man in the churoh who brought along his bass viol, prepared to accompany the singing of the congrega tion. Old Mr. Haven walked into the ehuroh, and - took his seat in the front row of pews, putting his hat, as was customary with those who sat in the higher seats of the synagogue, upon the conmunion table. Tbe opening prayer ' was over, and tho first hymn (riven oat.' when the strains of the viol sounded through tbe ehurch. Amazed, Mr. Ha- ven rose in his place, gave one look up into the gallery where the musioiaa was beadi gto hid work, seized a hat and marched down the aisle in high dudgeon. Getting outside he tried to put oa the hat, but he found that by mistake he had -- taken one several sizes too small for bim, in fact, a boy's hat. This made him pause. He stopped, reflected, made up his mind that he was wrong, and that this was a direct sign from heaven to prove it to him. So he walked meekly-bac- k up the isle, restored the hat to the commnnion table, took his seat and' never again opposed instrumental musio in the house of God. About the moit sudden case of conversion on reocrd. t

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A VOICE FROM THB FARM.

.. EDMCVD LYONS.

Yoa tay that my If fe U a round oftci!? 'Th stalwart farmer mM.

"That I scarce can wrent from the oft-till- ed soilMy pittance of daily bread?

Well, what yoa tell me la part U true.I am seldom an Idle man.

Bnt I TaJue tne bladings of rest, aa you.Who hare muU of it, never can.

"And, lurely. I never have worked In vain.From the uprtog to toe eoldeD fM;

Tbe harvest has ever brought waving grain.Knoagh and to pare for .11.

And when In the evening freed from cate,I see at my farm dome lvr

My wlf--i ana little cues waiting there.On. what has the millionaire mart!

"My coil Iren may nt ver have horn dad weal th ;

Tti-t- r Jives may at tiia? be ruuti;But if In their hmi thvy have iove and health.

They will nod Uiee riches enough.The only land they will ever own

Js the laud that tho trcn right armAnd the patent, fuatle-- - heart loue

Can till to a tortile lim.I have nothing heyond ray simple wantAnd a little lor e!udy lavs;

But no grim rx-cw-e my homtteid haunts.hncb ascliver aud mtght raie

Around me are thtt wi'.n rparkllng mirthOr with placid cut dIdipeI hUe

.Atid no wealth cl K-- lord upou ail the earthlias a lot more bteased ttiau mine.

"Oh. ves. I'm laboring all day lot.With the mind aud tbe mu-cle- . too;

But I thank the Lord, who has madd me strong.And given me work to do.

For what, ineeed. la the idle droneBU' a vampire on ilia od.

Beeping fruit that by ota-- rs was nown .And not by his own tight baud!"

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A ROMANCE OF HISTOEV.

It was nutting time. "

A blooming Land of peasant childrenhad gathered from far and near to Lave amerry day amid tbe nut trees andhedges.

I say children but girls of 15 andlads of 18 end 20 were scattered throughthe chattering group.

The nut harvest was a joyful time tothem.

The young are always attractive in acertain way. The undimmed brightnessof the eye the satiny smoothness of thecompletion the happy smiles hovering

. around the rosy lips each has a beautyto itself; but add to the youthful facethe charm of perfectly chiseled featares,and of lustrous brown eyes, looking outupon tbo world with an innocent wonder

" at the changing scenes of loveliness so' constantly unfolding themselves before

them frame it in a mass of shining,wavy gold of nature's own crimpingand poise it upon a form so lithe andlender in its exquisite grace that Praxi-

teles might have chosen it for his modeland you can form an idea of Rika

Bremer, the acknowledged beauty of thewhole surrounding country.

And there was a romantic story abouther going the rounds. . . ,

Ii was said that no leas a personagethan Prince Eric, the son of the greatand good Gustavu9, had been standingone morning by one of the palace win-dows to witness a luetic procession,whioh had been gotten up in honor ofsome important victory, recently won byhis famous father, aud as he stood gaz-ing listlessly out, his eyes brightenedsuddenly, and he turned to an attendantand whispered a few words which causedhim to hasten away. When he returnedhe was not alone Rika was with him.

Prince Eric's beauty-lovin- g eyes hadbeen attracted by her, as she had stoodamid a group of other maidens, lookingat the gayiy-dresse- d columns of hercountrymen tiling by.

She, too, was in holiday attire, and theblack velvet jacket, fitting closely to herslender figure, and adorned with silver-gi- lt

buttons, brought out so vividly theexquisite fairness of her skin, with itsrose-le-af tints of red upon lips andcheeks, that she looked like a being of adifferent sphere as she stood amid hermates.

Confused aed blushing, she nowawaited the Prince's pleasure. She daredsot raise her eyes to his face.

Had Bhe done so she would have beenoverpowered by the earnestness of thegaze with which he regarded her.

From the moment his eyes rested uponRika's face the world held but one peer-less woman to him.

It mattered not that his younger- brother, Duke John, was then in another

kingdom, wooing for him a royal bride,upon whose brow rested a diadem, whosesplendor far exceeded the one which hewas to inherit upon the death of hisfather.

No. In that moment Elizabeth ofEngland was forgotten. The peasantmaid who stood before him had becomethe queeu of his fancy.

"Thy name, little one?" he asked.Rika raised her eyes to the handsome,

earnest face, but dropped them timidlyasfshe met his glance.

"I am Frederika the forester's daugh-- .

ter your majesty.""Nay, not yet crave I for that title,

maiden. Young blood musthave its vent,and I am glad to know that the cares ofgovernment are not soon likely to restupon my shoulders, bioad though theymaybe."

With a smile he glanced at his stal-wart frame, which was acknowledged tobe one of the finest Hpecimens of phyeical comeliness in the country, as was hisface called the handsomest of any prince'sin Europe.

Rika courtesied rospeetfully, but didnot reply.

If the gracious prince chose thus toaddress as an equal one of the humblestof his father's subjects, she knew wellher position.and was to the fall as proudof her unsullied innocence and integrityas the haughtiest miid iu the realm.

Her shy modesty added to her beautyin Eric's eves.

"Where livi-a- t thou, Freilrika?"heasked, Bcltly; "for I would we'll like tosend thy father a commission to fellsome trees which much interfere withthe comfort of the King's hunting par-ties in the forest.''

This he suid, knowing intuitively thatit would startle Rika to give her his truereason and say that he iutended to startout himself iu quest of fairer and morepreoious game which must be ensnaredin tenderer toils than those at the com-mand of tbe keenest Bportsmau at hisfather's court.

After a few words more he suffered. Rika to go. But the sweet memory of

her presence went not with her. It nes-tled deep within his heart.

After tbii interview scarcely a week

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passed that did not find Eric's step3turned in tne direction or cue iorester scottage. !

A glass of milk from Rika's own whitehands was the draught most preferred bythe royal hunter although out of cour-tesy, he would sometimes accept a mugof mead from the sturdy old father.

Matters were in this stage at the timeour story opens. j

The nuts were gatherec. ,;and themerry "groups bad dispersed jto theirvarious homes, with the understandingthat they should meet again; the nextday and go together to the palace anddispose of their treasures. '

The next morbing found them on theirway, dressed in their best, as became soeventful an occasion in their usuallymonotonous lives; for roj-alt-

y had sucha glamor to uninitiated eyes that themere sight of tho walls which shut it inis eagerly coveted.

It was a pretty sight to any; one whomight have been stationed at the win-

dow, to see that blooming procession ofneatly-dresse- d lads and lasses, as theywended their way aloug with many amerry laugh and jest, until at last tneyhalted in the great square before thepalace.

But to the watching eyes of tho princewho had received a hint of the coming

of the nut-gathere- rs there was but oneface worth looking at among the throng.

"Come," he said to the courtiers whowere standing near, "let us go j down tothe square aud make the hearts of yonmerry rustics even merrier to-da- y by ex-

changing some coins for the nuts theyhave with them." '

A prince's suggestion never lacks forlisteners, nor for followers, and soonthe rich toilettes of the court people werescattered about amidst the crowd in thesquare. !

Eric's steps were turned at once towards Rika.

He soon possessed himself of her nuts;and after paying for them lavishly ingolden coin, he took from an innerpocket a locket and chain, which he gaveto her, saying:

"Wear it for my sake. Ther is noone who would look fairer in it. Youought to be a queeu, little Rika, and Iwill yet make you one.

Before Rika had time to realize aughtbut that his words had filled her heartwith a bewildering sense of happiness,be had gone, his gift alone remaining toprove that she had sot been dreaming.

liut sue soon came to ner sooer senses.It was well known that KingOustavus

had been holding negotiations with themaiden queen of England to induce herto bestow her jeweled hand up his elderson, and it had reached Rika's ears.

Such a thing had been known as amaid of low degree being wooed and wonbv aroyfd suitor. Theteje of Grisel'shappiness, and of her woes as well, hadbeen a favorite one among the folk-stori- es

told around the humble hearths ofthe peasantry ; end if fate had ordainedit to happen to her also, Rika would havebeen as glad and proud a maiden as everthe sun had shone on. But she wouldlisten to no words of love from onewhose hand was as good as given to an-other.

Thus she thought as sue walked slowlyhomeward..

So the next day a little barefooted boythe child of a neighboring farmer

was sent to the palace with by Rika withPrince Eric's gift, carefully tied up in apiece of linen cloth, cut from the cornerof a web, which she herself had wovenfrom flax raised from the seed, and pre-pared by her own deft hands. ;

Could the unconscious trinket havetold Eric that Rika's eyes had lingeredlovingly and regretfully upon it end thatshe had pressed it to her red lips againand again, it might have lessened hischagrin in receiving it back again.

As it was, it only kindled anew his de-termination to win Rik for his own, bethe consequences what they might. Itshould not be said of him f that a lowpeasant girl had given him, the CrownPrince of Sweden, such a rebuff.

lie threw u large cloak over his richconrt suit, and, thus disguised, hemounted Olaf, his favcrite hunter, andhastened toward Rika's home.

Hot anger was contending, with hislove for the rustic beauty as he rodealong. !

But when he at last reached the bor-ders of the cleared patch of land in theforest which held the little cottage, haddismounted from his horse and tied himto a sapling, and found himself standingat the door awaiting her answer to hisrup, all was forgotten but the thoughtthat he was soou to gaze upou the beau-tiful face that had haunted his fancysoparsistently since lata had first broughtit before him.

Rika opeued the door aud stood for aninstant in glad surprise, gazing up intoher lover's face in utter forgetfulness ofthe difference in their stations.

"Ah ! little one, thy face for once tellsme all tha I wish to know. Thou lovestme! I see it in those eyes." i

Aud before Il ka had tim e to retreathe caught her to his heart and imprintedpassionate kisses upon her tremblinglips.

Suo drew herself from his encirclingarms and stood panting like a frightenedfawn. '

Then she threw herself at his feet and,clasping her hands entreatingly, shesaid: I

"Oh, most noble prince, let it not beput against thy rwcord that innocenceaud virtue received no respect at thyhands ! Qo, I entreat you 1 j Should myfather return and .find thee here, hewould surely first kill me and then killhimself, in shama and despair ! Oh, go!"

"I mean thee no hrui, Rika. I lovethee; and when one loves he hurts notthe object of that love. To win thee, Iwiil give up my heirship to the crown tomy brother John; and while he wearsthe diadw upon his brow, I wiil con-tent myself with love and happinessw ill) t!i t I

"Not so, noble Erio," said Rika, firm-ly, "if thou wouldst make such a sacri-flceT"- !,

for one, will not be a party to it.After such a marriage entailing, as itwould, so much loss love would provebut a transient guest within our home.Reproaches would drive the fickle godaway."

"Tell me the truth. Rika," interruptedEric, with passionate earnestness; "doyou love me ?" t

"So well that I would rather did than

know that harm would come to one sonoble throuch anv influence of mine.

"And yet you refuse to make me hap--

"I refuse to work your ruin, nobleprince. The present is not all of life.But see the sunlight has already reachedthe middle point of yon dial ! In tenmore minutes mv father will be here. Ifthou would 't shield me from harm, go!

"I will obey now, but I will not promise to give up the hope whicu lured me

Farewell, for a time, most ob-

durate maiden."Then, with along, lingering, regretful

look, the prince turned and departed.Days and weeks passed on.At last came a time whioh was to

plunge the nation into mourning. Thegood and groat Gustavus was strickenwith a mortal illness.

He died, and was laid beside his kinglyprogenitors, and Eric was the reigningsovereign in Sweden.

Tonng. impulsive and his own master,with heart filled with but one image, isit to be wondered at that he saffered noobstacle to delay"his union with themaideu of his love, after the days of hismourning' were fully accomplished, andthat'the pretty nut girl of Sweden be-came its crowned queen ?

House Decoration.

If you have not a book case, make one,or two looks better if you wish to fill upthe recesses each side of the chimney.Any nook, or a corner will do, though acorner is rather harder to fit up. Havea carpenter make you some very smoothhelves, and fit them into place from the

floor only breast high. Do not paint orstain them, but rub them roughly withoil, except the top ane, which should becovered with a bright cloth. Finishthe edge of the shelves with a strip ofscarlet leather-clo- th pinked on eachedge, and fastened on with brass headodnails. Make a pretty curtain to hangacross the front. It may be of dark feltcloth, trimmed across with bright bandsof cloth feather-stitche- d on, or of anycrash worked in outline embroidery, orof any material or color which will har-monize with your carpets or curtains.Hang it with brass rings (whioh you canbuy of any upholsterer) on a pole whiehshould be fastened in front of the topshelf (we forgot to say, in in its properplace, that the top shelf should be nearly2 inches wider than the others). Thepole may be ordered with the rings, oryou can take up a section of pipe (or abroom stick) and gild it with preparedgilding, bought at a paint shop.

To support the pole, have your carpenter saw out a couple of small bracketswith a bole m the center just largeenough to admit the pole.

Faften yonr ctinMn to the rings, putthe rthgs on" the pole and the polethrough the brackets, then screw thelatter into place. Gild the brackets andscrew heads into place. Put plaster bustsor other ornaments on the top shelf, andyou will say you have a pretty and use-ful piece of furniture at a slight expense.We saw a lovely ourtaiu for this pur-pose made of olive covered cloth. Acrossthe bottom was a deep facing of marooncloth, above this were five rows of ordi-nary worsted braid in bright color, andfastened at each edge with high-colore- d

silks in fancy stitches. Above 5 inchesfrom the top of the curtain was anothercluster of the braids. Farmer's Review.

Why Jude Black Uses the Weed.

Not long ago Judge Black met a gen-tleman who pathetically related his en-deavors to break himself of tobacco-chewi- ng,

as it met with the unqualifiedcondemnation of all civilized people."You'll find it a hard case a hard case,my friend," replied the judge, with asolemn wink. "I tried to break myselfof it once didu't I ever tell you? Well,it was when I wis Attorney General, andI said to myself, 'Jeremiah Black, we'vegot to stop this thing.' - So I made upmy mind and one morning I starteddown to my office without a scrap of to-

bacco. I began the day badly and it gotworse and worse by degrees. I neverfelt so much like a savage in my life. Idismissed two clerks, bounced a messen-ger, made a fool of myself three or fourtimes, snapped at everybody and startedhome feeling myself a complete failure,and all creation a mistake. On the way Imet a man whom I respected very much.He was a religious man. I told him myexperience with leaving off tobacco andasked his advice. 'Judge,' ne said, 'myexperience is the same as yours. I triedto leave off too. I quarrelled with sev-eral members of the church I belongedto, got tired of my wife, and if I shouldhave kept it up I should have been amoral monster and I determined to cir-cumvent the old enemy by taking up mycherished vice,' and so" continued theJudge, cheerfally, "I saw tht tobacco-chewi- ng

was conducive to virtue and(cutting a quid) I propose to keep it upuntil I laave it off."

SELECTED MISCKI LAN'V.

Search others for their virtues, andthyself for thy vices. Fuller.

Some men have the key of knowledge,and never enter in. La Bruyere.

Nothing is politically right which ismorally wrong. Daniel O'Connell.

Let us not be ever driving on. Themachinery, physical and mental, will notstand it. F. Jacox.

Be brief; for it is with words as withsunbeams the more they are condensedthe deeper they burn. Southey.

We no longer attribute the untimelydeath of iufauts to the sin of Adam, butto bad nursing and ignorance. Garfield.

The true grandeur of humanity is inmoral elevation, sustained, enlightenedand decorated by the intellect of man.C. Sumner.

We must distinguish between felicityand prosperity ; for prosperity leads oftento ambition, and ambition to disappointment. Landor.

Say nothiDg respecting yourseU.eithergood. bad. or indifferent; nothing good.for that is .vanity; nothing bad, for thatis affectation; nothing indifferent, forthat is silly.

The darkest night that ever fell uponthe earth never hid the light, never putout the stars. It only made the stars morekeenly, kindly glancing, as if in protestaflamst the darkness. George isuoc.

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How to Buy, Meat.

"Now, ladies, I hope you will ask asmany qaestions as you like, because Iwant to make everything clear to you,'said Miss Maria Parloa, as she began herlecture on "Marketing," at the oollegeof pharmacy, in New York. On the longtable on the lecture-platfor-m was a Bidedressed beef weighing 400 pounds. Be-side it, ready to cut it jp to representthe lecture, stood; a most gentlemanlylooking butcher, f

"You must remember," said Miss Pai-Po- a,

"that after the meat is dressed onlyabout one-six- th of it is desirable. Therest of it, thu rich and poor alike, prefernot to buy, batjtlrpoor have to buy itbecause they cannot afford the prioe oftbe chice cuts. But you must bear inmind that the costly and tender cuts arenot tbe most nutritious. The muscularparts that is most used, while it is thetoughest, also gives it the most nourish-ment, only it needs to be cooked differ-ently from the tender parts. When yoaare buying meats, remember that thetenderest parts come from that part ofthe animal where there is least musularaction. The tough parts ' of the meatwhich would be unpalatable if broiledor roasted, may be with profit stewed,braised or made into soup. In fact, thevery tender parts would not be good, forfood for sick persons, because they arenot nutritious enough. Now, I want youladies to say what are the names of theparts I touch."

"The neck," said a timid voice."The ribs," said a matron in a seal-

skin sacque, as the stick moved along."What kind of ribs?""Give it up," said a lady in a fur-line- d

cloak."Now, we will have Mr. KisseJ cut

up," said Miss Parloa, after she hadpointed out the principal cuts, and toldof the various ways of cutting moat inthe different cities. "Fix the back bonein your mind," she continued, "for youwill start from there. You see the sideof beef has been cut in two. The hindquarter end contains, at about the mid-dle of the animal, the porterhouse steaks,the porterhouse roasts and the tenderpieces that everybody wants. As we gofurther back we find the rump, and thesirloin."

The deft butcher, with his knife, sawand cleaver, cut piece after piece as thelecturer pointed them out, showingwhere the kidneys lay embedded in thesuet, showing the brittle, crumbling na-tur- o

of the suet as distinguished fromthe fat, showing where the tenderloinslay, and how to cut them to advantage.Each piece was shown uutil all had theopportunity to--x iU name and placeand its present market price. The delicate, nutritious, roiling pieces were cutand shown oncViie method of prepara-tion was explained. These pieces sometimes are called the skirt. The ladiesare cautioned that brine draws out thejuices of the meat, and that fat cornedbeef is tho best, because tho fat keepsthe juices of the meat from being drawnout by the brine.

"Do you consider the kidnevs nutritious?" inquired a sprightly lady whohad got a front seat to bo sure and seethe carving.

les, kidneys and the flank pieces,and other cheap pieces, whan properlycooked, are good food."

The lecturer showed how much moreeconomical and sensible it would be tohave the meat cut in grades, and not buyas often as is done now poor meatand good meat in one piece. She ad-vised the buying, even at higher prices,pieces with the flank end cut off. Sheadvised her hearers to hunt up butcherswho would cut up to order, and not com-pel them to buy what they did not want,and could not use. Speaking of soup,she said that to keep it clear it shouldnot be boiled, as boning set tbe limes ofthe bonse free.

"But I should think that might be thevery thing needed for children whenthey are making bones," said a bright-eye- d

lady."Well, that may be so. I suppose it

is; but you must not boil the soup muchif you want it clear."

The lecturer was pointing out a pieceof sirloin the tough part of which shesaid ought to be cut off as not fit forroasting, and turning to Mr. Kissel, thegentlemanly butcher, she said:

"You don't usually sell them that?""Oh, yes they do," interposed a young

lady. "You will have to go and'eduoateour butchers, Miss Parloa."

"They charge you twenty-eig- ht centsfor this piece with the flank on. Youmight better pay thirty cents for therest and let them sell the flank for tencents." v

"All its worth!" ejaculated the livelymatron. "I always ask for short steaksand short roasts, and don't buy a lot ofworthless moat."

Miss Parloa kept up a running fire ofchat with her audience, and encouragedthem to ask questions. Several veryyoung ladies, with books and pencils,availed themselves of the opportunity.The lecture is to bo repeated in Brook-lyn.

Time's Mirror.

The approach of age first shows itselfabout the eyes. Lines come, faintly atfirst, then deeper and deeper, until theincipient crow's feet are indicated, devel-oped, revealed. The woman, who, looking in her glass, perceives the lines diverging from the outer corner of hereyes knows that she has reached aji erain her life. She recognizes it ivith asigh, if she is a vain, a lovely or a world- -woman; with a smile, perhaps, if s: ehas children in whom she can live herown youth over again. But it can neverbe a gay smile. None of us, men or women, like to feel youth that preciouspossession slipping away from us. Butwe should never be on the lookout forcrow's feet or gray hairs. Looking forthem is sure to bring them, for thinkingabout them brings them. Tears form apart of the language of tbe eye, whichis eloquent enough when sparingly' usedfor other reasons than that of adding totheir mute eloquence. Tears are a dis-figuring expression' of emotion, andthose who get into the habit of weepingover small vexation do much towardacquiring a careworn, miserable expres-sion and are sure to look old beforetheir time. Excessive weeping has beenknown to not only injure, bat actually

destroy the .sight. Few woman lookpretty or even interesting in .tears,though, it has long been a pleasant fiouon in poetry and romance to supposethat they do. Many women1, some menand moit children make most disfiguringand distorting grimances wbile (crying;and the lady who thinks she - can worKupon a man's feelings by a liberal display of tears should study! a becomingmore of producing them before her looking glass. Grimaces soften no' hearts,and tears, accompanied by the usual distortion, have a hardening effect, if not avisible one. In a prettily Written book.not probablj out of print, purporting tobe the story of the life of one of Milton'swives, the author makes that poet say ofhis wife's eyes after oryinglthat they re-sembled "the sun's clear shining afterrain," a very pretty natural object, in-deed, but during the rain inself the ob-server is not inclined to be so compli-mentary, j

Grimaces of a somewhat similar orderare frequently madd during the action oflaughter. Care should alwiys be takenwith children to prevent their falling intothis habit. It frequently reaches such apitch as to render the laughter positivelyunsightly. The face is distorted and outof drawing, the eyes disappear, and thelips are drawn up, revealing half an inchof pale pink gum. This pecuniarily some-times runs in families, partly from un-conscious imitation. I know one familywhose grimaces during laugliter aremost ludicrously alike. When they areall assembled at the dinnerj-tabl- e and ajoke goes around, there is not a singleeye left in the family. Much, if not allof this could be prevented y due carein childhood. The laugh can be culti- -vated quite as much as the voice. Actresses take lessons in laughing withoccasionally very charming) results. Ido not, however, advise that such teaching should begin in early childhood, lestit should destroy spontaneity and produce an effect of artificiality; but I verystrongly recommend mothers to check adisposition to make grimaces duringtheir children s indulgence liu mirth.The Injury that Dotted Yelld do to Ladles'

Lyes.

A crusade has been made against thecigarette-smokin- g young men, tbe girlwho stops up the pores of the skin withbandoline and cosmetics, the women ormen who wear tight shoes ori coloredstockings, yet the use of dotted veils byladies is entirely overlooke ft. l or sometime past opticians and eye specialistshave been discussing the evils whichare wrought by the dotted y eil,and theyare, with but few exeapti pns, right intheir opinion that their use is very detri- -

mental to the vision.The dangerous "beaut,1ifier." This

kind of veiling is made in number ofstyles, but in a majority of esses theveils are made and worn to beautify thefeatures and complexion the personwho peers through them, and the uanieof "beautifier' has come to be the ac-

cepted term by which this fabric isdesignated. It is manufactured in allgrades and at all prices and so universally is it worn that a reporter countedseventy ladies out of every hundred whowore veils with this fabric on.

When spoken to upon the subject aprominent optician said that the damagethat is done to the eves by the use of thisstyle of veil can hardly be imagined."You would be surprised,'! said he, "ifI should tell you that a lare part of mypractice is owing to the use of theseveils. A laiy with perfectly healthyeyes and strong optical nerves can standthe

.strain of them for a k ng

.period in

m m ni ...11 tiact, zor years, one couia enuure tuemfor a lifetime probably if the style didnot change. To day, however; we havethe closely-dotte- d veil. To-morro- w aveil will be displayed in the store win-

dows with the dots sparsely studdedover the fabric; and that is the way thefashion varies. Seven ladies out ofevery ten are troubled in some way withtheir eyes. Some have vieik nerves ofthe eyelid; others have weak opticalnerves, and all the diseases to which theeye is heir are shown to a greater or lessdegree in those seven ladies.' The causeof this trouble is the beams and shadowsthat are continually flashel into the eyeand the countenance, and spasmodietwitching of the eyeball w ien the persondesires to see some object which is hid-den by the dot in the veil."

"Some veils have dots of differentcolors from the thread of the fabric;does this irritate the nerve to any de-gree?" inquired the reporjter. j

"Yes, indeed; it makes a materialdifference," was the replyL "The colorsare very trying upon the delicate nervesof the eye, and such a viil is far moreprejudicial to the vision than the ordinary dotted veil of one solid color."

"What is your opinion of the zigzigcords in the mourning vil?"

"That is very injurious; indeed, it isfar more injurious than the dotted veil;yet there is one advantage that it has,and that is not attributable to the meritsof the veil. When a ladV is in mourn-ing she usually wears one veil, andthereby becomes acoustomed to its use;but a lady that wears a otted veil for abeautifier usually has a great variety,and she is continually hanging them.The dotted veiling cau b ) purchased aslow as twenty five cents a yard, and aneighth of a yard will be sufficient for aveil, according to the present style, asthey are only worn over the upper portion of the face." j

"I don't suppose you object to theiruse?" queried the reporte r.

"Weil, no," laughingly replied theoptician, "not in a pecuniary point ofview, but in a general sense I do. I seebo many cases of optical iffections whichare handed down to the children of thesepeople that in my opinioh. if the presentruinous fashion prevail i for any lengthof time.it will have a marked effect uponthe risinor generation."

Another eminent eye specialist wasoAnonltp.l and hft ft (Treed with theformer optician in many particulars, yetbe differed with him in respect to themanner in which the eye! was affected bythe veihncr. "The. principal trouble isthe nervousness which is caused by theobstructed vision. A person becomesnervous by looking at thje dots, and thenerves of the eye are so irritated that thevision is seriously affected, j

Tbe physician reiterated some of thefaots that are given above, and in speak

ing of the general abuses which thedifferent members of the body are subjected to in the eager pursuit of attraotiveness which nature has neglected, hesaid: "It has always been a curiousquestion to me why a woman will persist in allowing tho fnll weight of herclothing to fall upon the waist and hips.A woman's skirts will weigh as much astbe whole outfit of a man, and yet theclothing of tbe man is entirely supportedupon the shoulders the place where thestrain can best be borne. A woman, whois naturally tbe weaker, and who shouldutilize all her strength, allows her clothing to rest "upou her waist. This is anevil whioh certain people have attemptedto alleviate, but it seems that the woman19 obstinate and baud to her befit interests." . "

Three Ways of Life.

A certain rich man being reminded bytbe increasing weight of years that hewould never be any younger, and mostone day go tbe way of all flesh, calledabout him his three sons, whom he thusaddressed:

"My children, when I die all I havewill be yours, but in addition to theproperty which I shall divide among youequally, I have a ring in whioh is set adiamond of great value. This I intendfor him who after twelve months shallhave made the greatest advance towardsuccess in life. Here, take each of youone of those pursns containing a hun-dred pieces of silver, go out into theworld, and at the expiration of ihe timeprescribed return, that I may judgewhich among you deserves the prize."

Thereupon the sons received theirfather's blessing, and, taking the pursesof silver went awav. But when a yearand a day were passed they returned andpresented themselves before their father.and it appeared they had chosen widelydinerent means of gaming a commonend.

"My father," said the eldest, "with apart of the hundred pieces of silver thougavest me I bought a certificate settingforth my great skill in healing the sick.I cultivated my beard and put on myglasses that I might appear to be a manof learning. I gave out that I was ableto cure all known diseases. 'I adminis-tered bread pills and sweetened water toall who placed themselves under myoare.and as a result I have gained wealthto the extent of one thousand pieces ofgold."

"Mv son, remarked the parent, wellpleased, "truly, thy cheek in colossal."

"My father, then said the secondyouth, "with thy hundred pieces of silver I purchased votes by which I securedto mvself a government contrao. I en-gaged to transport the mail for one thou-sand pieces of gold per annum,, and byexceeding prudence of management Ihave garnered profits upward of fifteenhundred pieces of gold."

"Verily, th prudenca is monumental." exclaimed the delighted father,"but thy brother hath not yet spoken."

"With one of thy pieces of silver, O,my father," begau the youngest son, "Ibought some tools and became a plumb-er--"

"My son, thou pride of my heart!"cried the enraptured old man, falling onhis neck, while the happy tears courseddown his aged cheeks, "thou neodst sayno more. Thou hast clearly shown thatthou hast discovered the true road tosuccess. It is to thee, without a question, ' the ring belongs." TorontoGlobe.

How Wilkio Collins Works.

"How do you work, Mr. Collins, rap--idlj?"

"Ao, not verv; let me see. I writeabout nine or ten pages of a book a daywhen I work regularly. It usuallytakes me about six months to turn ont abook after I get fairly started upon it. Iwork chiefly at night, and use very largesized sheets of paper on which 1 writevery slowly, und cut a great deal. Herenow, is the manuscript oCsmy best story,'lhe Blaok Roba. You see it is scratchedand worked over until it becomes scarce-ly decipherable. The printer can readit, however, even if you can't, at aglance."

I couldn t read it at a glance, and 1 amnot sure that X could read it at all. Andyet I have read letters written by John

V. I orney, and made ont what HoraceGreeley was trying to write. It was cut,interlined, the interlineations interlinedagain, sentences written on the side andhauled into place by a line around them,and erasures which looked as though thewriter, in trying to scratch out .some-thing, tried also to push it out throughtho paper on the other side. There wereblots everywhere.

"It is a pretty good day's work for meto get through three of these pages iu aday."

Three of his pages would make about1200 words; or, say, two-third- s of thespace of this column.

When I come to the last I get thefever on, and I make tho pages fly. ThenI am in a way, and I write and write tillnature either stops me or I finish. WhenI came near the end of 'Man and Wife' Iwrote away for dear life some twelve orfourteen hours, without farther rest thanthe exereUe I took when I got on thefloor t'o act my situations and representmy characters, and no furthur refresh-ment than a little dry champagne and alew irissoles.

"Do you always act your characters?""Yes, invariably. I have to oonsider

what they would do. and how. before Itry to tell for a certainty how undergiven circumstances they would behave.Finishing a book liko that always ex-hausts me very much. By the way.havethe Americans acquired the habit ofhaving a dog run by their heels? Because, when I was in America they didn'td that, and I noticed, too, they did notcarry sticks like we do. Boston Heraid.

Prohibition item: "Wake me updarling, to-nigh- t and give me a toddy,"said an Austin inebriate to his wife, asthey were about to retire for the night."But how will I know when you wantone?" "You can't make a mistake. I amalways thirsty when I am woke up."Texas Siftings.

We frequently hear the expression,"Bee in a bonnet." Who ever saw abonnet without a B in it? Boston Star.

FACTS AKDfcEWS.

No matter how homely a woman is, alooking-gla-ss possesses no terrors forher,

"You are setting us a bad example,"as the algebra class said when tbe teacherwrote a hard equation on the board.

A witness in a New York court testi-fied that he could drink a keg of lagerand attend to business. He was a police-ma- d,

we believe. Phil. News.Rev. Mr. Cook thinks there is nothing

like a journey round the world to takehe conceit out of a man. But we sup-pob- o

Mr. Cook can't afford to make thir-ty or forty circuits.

The second uay after a young aspirantfor Thespian honors begins his first en-gagement in a two line part he makes ita point to fleak contemptuously of "am-ateurs." -

A New Yorker has been fined $300 forgiving tobacco to a giraffe in CentralPark. That's right; give to boys asmuch as you like, but don't try to poisonour giraffes. Oil City Derrick.

Tbe French authorities have capturedLouise Michel. After seeing her picturein a New York illustrated paper, remarksthe Baltimore American, we trust thatwe may be allowed to hope that they willkeep her.

Muskrats are, somehow, very plentyin the streets of Lvnn, and so many folksare gunning for them that a man whoturns a corner suddenly is quite liable toget his legs filled up with shot iutendedfor a rat.

Standing on ceremouy: "That was afunny story Mr. Dixon told, Aunt Jessie

the one that made you laugh so much,ou know !" "Yea; why didn't youaugh, Ida?" "Oh, I don't know Mr.

Dixon well enough."A father may turn his back on his ,

child, brothers and sisters may beoomeinveterate enemies, husbands may deserttheir wives, wives their husbands, but a

'mother's love endures through all.Washington Irving.

One lady at the Vanderbilt ball represented a pck of cards. Several gentle-- ,men appeared as knaves, and the"l)eucewas present in various forms. Therewere more than four railroad kings inthe pack. Low. Cour.

Why, certainly, Ezra, certainly. Anv- -body can answer a little question likethat. They are called the "end menbecause they are the last persons thewandering joko reaches in its earthly pil-grimage. Bur. Hawkeye.

The examination of cash in the treasury has thus far revealed a deficit of firecents in a bag of silver. It is barly .

possible that in a fit of abstraction one ofthe clerks borrowed half dime to buybeer and forgot to return it on a salaryday. N. Y. Com.

A man has invented a chair that ctnbe adjasted to 800 different positions,and yet a man who suspected that hiswife was going to ask him about wherehe was the night before, couldn't get in-t- o

a position in that chair which seemedcomfortable. Bos. Post.

If biennial means once in two yearsand triennial once in three years, Mr.Boyceof St. Albans, Vt., wants to knowwhy ly doesn't mean once in twoweeks, and tri weekly onoe in threeweeks. And by the same token, whydoesn't centennial mean a hundred timesin a year? Low. Cour.

"Why didn't you return me that poemsent for your examination?" angrily

asked a man presumably possessed with 'the divine afflatus, lhe critic sweetlysmiled as he replied, "I intended to waituntil the two-cen- t postage law went intoeffect and then " But the irate versi-fier had disappeared like a house a-fi- -

Yeonor predicted sometime ago that"April will enter on Sunday with aMarch storm." That April did enter onSunday proved true, aocordingto the al-

manac and the enforcement of the penalcode; but the March storm was left outin the cold. Vennor is hereby notifiedthat if nothing happens. Fourth of Jalythis year will enter on Wednesday .-- N.1. Com.

A writer who makes woman the subject of his thoughts by day and of bisdreams at night, makes public - his conclusion that a good looking womanseldom or never displays her foot In public. The next time, he says, you see alady exhibiting her foot rather gener-ously look into her face, andyou will recognize that nature has notbeen kind to her.

A Sadden Cam; of Conversion.

The Boston Sunday Budget containedthe following:

Mr. Charles R. Train, some time attorney general of this ancient Commonwealth, tells an incident that happenedin his father's ohureh, in FramingLam,

a many years ago. It seems that hisfather, a Baptist minister, had longwanted instrumental musio in hischurch.but had been opposed by savaralprominent members of his congregation,notably by Mr. Ben Haven, a near 'neighbor and friend, who loved tbe oldways and was set against innovations.Bat at last ihe pastor, who was one of the"quiet kind," and apt to oarry his point,got a man in the churoh who broughtalong his bass viol, prepared toaccompany the singing of the congregation. Old Mr. Haven walked into theehuroh, and - took his seat in the frontrow of pews, putting his hat, as wascustomary with those who sat in thehigher seats of the synagogue, upon theconmunion table. Tbe opening prayer '

was over, and tho first hymn (riven oat.'when the strains of the viol soundedthrough tbe ehurch. Amazed, Mr. Ha-ven rose in his place, gave one look upinto the gallery where the musioiaa wasbeadi gto hid work, seized a hat andmarched down the aisle in high dudgeon.Getting outside he tried to put oa thehat, but he found that by mistake he had --

taken one several sizes too small forbim, in fact, a boy's hat. This madehim pause. He stopped, reflected, madeup his mind that he was wrong, and thatthis was a direct sign from heaven toprove it to him. So he walked meekly-bac- k

up the isle, restored the hat to thecommnnion table, took his seat and'never again opposed instrumental musioin the house of God. About the moitsudden case of conversion on reocrd.

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