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As Lulu announces she’s going to be a gran she chats about her own insecurities as a mum and how she’s fi nally learnt to be herself

By Richard Barber

L ulu can’t contain her excitement at the news that she’s going to be a gran. There certainly can’t be many grans as glamorous as the

effervescent star, who admits she doesn’t feel like a gran – or as if she’s 60 either. Speaking as the news broke she told Yours: “I am so excited and thrilled about the news of becoming a granny. The baby is due in December and it’s defi nitely something I am looking forward to.” We’ve met for afternoon tea in a smart London hotel. Lulu is looking fabulous. At 60, indeed, she’s never looked better. In her own life she’s certainly come a long way. When I ask her if she can recall a small girl called Marie Lawrie she loses herself in her thoughts and fi nally comes up with an answer. “Sometimes, yes when I’m laughing – usually with my sister – and it makes my belly ache. That takes me

back to my childhood in Glasgow and a time when everyone knew me as Marie. But I’ve been Lulu for an awfully long time now. Marie’s the girl who never grew up. She’s forever 14. It’s Lulu who’s the one who’s had to do the growing up.”

It’s a telling remark and goes part of the way to understanding this hugely talented, endlessly enduring star who is considerably more complex than her bubbly exterior suggests.

An assertive child (by her own admission), she never had a moment’s doubt about her God-given singing ability. “I couldn’t just sing – I could really move people with my singing. My grandfather used to say that I lost myself in my music – and that made people cry.”

But, like so many teenage girls before and since, she was desperately insecure, she says, about her appearance. “I was a short, chubby-cheeked, spotty dog,” she laughs. “Actually, I wasn’t spotty when I had my fi rst hit with Shout! at 15. But the

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and I make no apology for that.”At the moment, much of that

ambition is applied to the business of making Time Bomb a success. “I’m totally involved in every aspect of it. I used to let other people make decisions about my career. Not anymore.”

She also fi nds time to help raise the remaining £3 million needed for a new Marie Curie hospice near where she grew up. “My mother died of cancer and so did my friend, Dusty Springfi eld.”

Friends are very important to her as she showed by joining the many celebrities speaking out in support of her friend and former dance teacher Arlene Phillips. Talking about Strictly and Arlene’s new replacement on the show – the much younger Alesha Dixon, Lulu said: “Being overly obsessed with appearance or youth is crazy. It’s part of the business, it always has been. Arlene’s a good friend. I say to her, just you keep on trucking, girl.”

And that’s appropriate for Lulu too, who says she’s become much better at pacing herself. “I notice things more. Like my garden or the birds singing or the changing seasons. I go for long walks with my Westie, Clyde, and talk to my friends. When I was young, I was always in such a hurry. Now, I love a train journey when I can read or watch the world go by or just be.” But that could all change when she becomes a gran!

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lights and the make-up, the chocolates and the late-night curries played havoc with my skin. It’s why I’ve always looked after my complexion ever since.”

It’s also why, many years later, she launched her successful Time Bomb skincare range. Then there were boys. “Everyone from the Beatles and the Stones onwards all went for six-foot tall, blonde stick insects. I didn’t stand a chance. It felt like I was the odd one out. And it’s why, of course, I over-compensated by being so chirpy and outgoing.” Inside, though, she was a raging mass of insecurities. “I was also completely naïve when it came to the opposite sex. There was no such thing as sex education classes at school when I was growing up. And my mother would have died rather than talk about anything like that with me. So I trained myself not to let my ignorance – or my true feelings – show. And that’s something it has taken me many years to get over.”

She always assumed she’d be a mum one day. “I was the eldest of four. I thought I’d have loads of kids.” She fell pregnant during her second marriage to hairdresser John Frieda and gave birth to Jordan, now 32. “He was such a good

child. He slept all night and ate everything I put in front

of him. But I wasn’t coping. I’d wipe his nose a million times a day. I went back

to work – too quickly, I realise now – but I

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for more than ten minutes before I’d ring my mother, if she was staying, or the nanny to check the baby was all right. It felt like I was anxious all the time. I simply wasn’t prepared for the responsibility of motherhood. I may have been grown-up on the outside but, on the inside, I was still a child. And yet, here I was, suddenly in charge of a baby, this precious little life. It was a shock to the system. I’d had a career for more than half my life and, somewhere along the line, it had stunted my growth, my emotional development. That’s probably why I’ve been married twice and I don’t currently have a relationship.”

Still, Jordan turned out fi ne. Last December, he married – “a fabulous girl called Alanna. She’s blonde, blue-eyed, cheerful and chatty, the daughter I never had. I adore her. And now I’m going to be a gran.”

Lulu’s changed; she says so herself. But it’s been a gradual process. She’s been studying meditation and yoga for 25 years now. “And I’m still discovering things about myself.” One of them is to face up to who she really is. “I always used to say that I wasn’t ambitious. It was a dirty word when applied to a woman. But of course I’m ambitious –

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Homesickness, lucky escapes, heroism and doodle bugs… your amazing Second World War stories

Nearly 70 years ago, on September 3, Neville Chamberlain broadcast to the

nation that we were at war with Germany. For the next fi ve years, British children were thrown into experiences that would change their lives. It was a childhood that

The evacuees’ stories“My friend Jean and I ended up with the local coffi n maker and his wife. I always liked sewing and when I was asked if I could sew I willingly said I could. Jean was wiser than me and she said she couldn’t sew. I had to sew the pillows that went in the coffi ns. These were usually white, although on one occasion the Rector died and his coffi n was lined in mauve, so the pillow had to be mauve. I was often kept up nearly all night making these pillows. At

13, the thought of a dead person’s head resting on the pillow I had made gave me nightmares and sleepless nights.”

Joan Murton, Isle of Wight

“I was an evacuee for just two days in 1940. My mum was eight months pregnant and we were sent to Surrey. People seemed unwilling to take us in and we were the last ones waiting in the town square. It was getting dark when the billeting offi cer took my mother, younger sister and me to the manor house. We

could feel the lady of the manor didn’t want us. The maid took us to a room with a double bed for the three of us. Next morning we were told not to use the front door but to go in and out of the back. When my mum asked for a cup of tea she was told there was plenty of water in the tap. No wonder we went home to the air raids in London after two days!”

Mrs M Cooper, Billericay, Essex

brought hardship, separation and danger – but excitement and freedom too. Earlier this year we asked Yours readers to send us in their memories. From these we were able to put together: Children on the Home Front – to remember and salute the extraordinary experiences of that time. Here are just a few of your stories…

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Life in the Blitz“When the Germans started dropping magnetic mines two whole streets were wiped out. A neighbour was putting up bean sticks when his wife called him in. He refused to stop until he’d fi nished the task, much to his wife’s annoyance. Next morning they found that a mine had got its parachute looped over the sticks, which had saved it from going off!”

Joyce Lambourne, by email

“Doodlebugs started coming over on June 13, 1944. One morning Mum, Dad, Jim from over the road and I were standing in the street talking. Suddenly one passed over us from the south. ‘Where do you think it will land, Jim?’ enquired my dad. ‘Brockley or Surrey Docks,’ replied Jim. At the end of our road was a church with a tall spire. The bomb was low, its engine cut out and it began to lose height. Its right wing hit the top of the spire and the bomb turned through 180 degrees. Jim yelled: ‘It’s ****ing coming back!’ We all threw ourselves fl at on the pavement, my Mum shouting: ‘Please don’t use language like that in front of Michael!’ The bomb veered left and exploded at the far end of Gran’s road, but she and her house were OK.”

Michael Jackman, Emsworth, Hants

“I grew up in a small village in Brittany, and in our school the daughter of a collaborator was victimised by the other girls. We were always careful not to say anything anti-German in her hearing, for fear she would report it to her family. Nobody wanted to play with her and sometimes we would whisper in her ear: ‘You stink of the Boche’. Did she ever tell her father or sister?

“After the Liberation we learned that her father had been executed by the Germans. He was in fact a member of the Resistance. Being a garage mechanic, he would look after the Germans’ cars and any documents left in cars he would send to London. Those of us who were so nasty to that young girl felt terrible remorse…”

Suzanne Evans, London

Sing as we go You’ll fi nd snippets from wartime songs throughout Children on the Home Front, because there is nothing that evokes a time as much as music. Dame Vera Lynn recently told Yours, ‘I like to think my songs gave the troops added impetus to fi ght on for a good cause.’ For reader Maureen Batts, hearing Dame Vera sing: ‘Goodnight children everywhere, your Mummy thinks of you tonight,’ still reminds her how desperately homesick she felt as a young evacuee. This is why we have also produced a special CD of wartime songs, We’ll Meet Again.. see overleaf for details.

‘ When they sound the last all clear’

“My father was killed on HMS Mohawk, but at last the war was over. I was nearing my eighth birthday. At our street party there was all sorts of food. Where the mums conjured it from I’ll never know! I can remember eating ice cream and tinned fruit – it was lovely. When the tables were cleared away we all played games: three-legged race, egg and spoon, even a race for the mums and dads. Then, at dusk, the bonfi re was lit, the fl ames leaping up the stack of dry wood, licking Hitler’s boots,

which were someone’s old wellies. Everyone cheered.

As the fi re’s glow diminished we were called in for

bedtime. As I reached the front door, Mum was

standing there and I noticed her quickly wipe away the tears

from her eyes – for my dad, or the end of the war?“We spent Christmas 1945 with friends who lived on the other side of town and when we walked home quite late on Boxing Day night I remember everything was lit up as the street lights had been switched on. I said to my mum, ‘Will they ever switch them off again?’ ‘I do hope not, love,’ she replied.”

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writes just for youwrRoy Hudd

Hello folks! A sad little column this time. About a huge hero of mine, the late Danny La Rue OBE. Well, not so sad because whenever I think of Danny he brings a smile to my face. On stage he was the epitome of a star… someone who brought to the

theatre glamour, wit and that indefi nable something that made you sit back, relax and enjoy his company.

When he walked on you knew you were in for some fun. Of course he looked like a million dollars – a lovely face, great legs and an amazing fi gure clothed in spectacular outfi ts – but he was much, much more than a beautiful female impersonator.

I found a phrase that, I think, summed up what he did well. When people who never saw him in full fl ight ask me what he was like, I’d explain: “Max Miller in a frock.” He had that same great delivery of non-pc gags; of taking you into his confi dence and, above all, the same cheekiness and lovability.

At his height, in the Seventies and Eighties, he was thought by some to be a bit rude. I never heard him crack a dirty gag. His jokes were like Max’s – seaside postcard – saucy not smutty. They were, when put across in his unique, naively knowing way, irresistibly funny. It did help that most of his material was written by Barry Cryer and Dick Vosburgh – carefully crafted to fi t Dan’s personality and talents.

I got to know him well when I was in his revue, Danny At The Palace. I’d had one of the worst starts to a year anyone in show business could have. Within three months I’d had a fl op TV series, a fl op radio series and had done a West End play that ran for just six nights. No one wanted to employ me. My agent was told: “No thanks. He’s

box offi ce poison.” Then I managed to scrape into a pantomime at Wimbledon. Danny came to see the show and said he wanted me for his new revue (against the advice of all the powers that be he insisted I got the job). He arranged that my name would be up in lights next to his outside the theatre and he restored my confi dence and put me back in the game. I owe him a great deal.

People do forget what a huge international star he was at

this time. He, more than anyone I’ve ever known, loved being a star and he truly was one. Everyone was his fan, from Rudolph Nureyev to Princess Margaret to Noel Coward – you name them. Whenever anyone famous came to see the show I got an invite to join them and Dan for a drink. He’d sit in the middle of his dressing room on a papier-mâché throne (a prop from one of his pantos) holding court.

His funeral was a chance for all of us who loved him to swap our memories and say a communal goodbye. The Catholic church was packed, but Father Peter Stodart, who was due to deliver the homily, was late arriving so Father Christopher Vipers started to ad lib a sermon. A couple of minutes in and Father Peter breathlessly arrived. As he took his place Father Christopher announced to us all, “You see there is a God!”

I could hear Danny’s unmistakable chuckle above everyone else’s.

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Mary wasn’t sure what to do when she fi rst suspected murder. She couldn’t prove that Colin Frey killed his wife, but no

one else knew he’d borrowed that book from the library – until she told her sister, Sarah. “What does George say?” Sarah asked.

“The mighty Chief Inspector wouldn’t be interested in his wife’s theories. He thinks that as I’m a librarian I read too much fi ction and don’t live in the real world.”

“I don’t know why you stay with him, Mary. He’s married to his work, not you,” Sarah said dismissively.

But Mary couldn’t get Alice Frey’s death out of her mind. The woman had been bedridden for a long time, but just because people thought she was a hypochondriac didn’t mean she was faking illness. And just because Colin Frey had slipped a copy of The Little Book of Poisons between a Danielle Steel and a Dick Francis didn’t mean he’d poisoned his wife.

Mary hadn’t given it a thought at the time, but now Alice was dead and there were rumours fl ying around about Colin and his secretary Debbie, she wished she could talk to George the way she used to when he was just a bobby on the beat. But the higher George went up the ladder of promotion, the more remote he had become. Sarah’s unkind comment hadn’t been far off the mark.

The next day at work, Mary checked to see if The Little Book of Poisons was back on the shelf. It wasn’t, and she found it was out on loan to Nathan Turner.

“I suppose it could be innocent,” Mary said to Sarah that evening. “But don’t you think it’s strange that Nathan works in the same offi ce as Colin Frey?”

“Oh, come off it – there’s no way Nathan would want to do away with that lovely wife of his,” Sarah remonstrated.

Mary had to agree. Perhaps George was right – she did read too much fi ction.

A s the weeks went by, Mary suppressed the mad idea that people in her town were poisoning

each other. Then two things happened.First, she heard Colin Frey was moving

to Spain with Debbie. “That girl’s 25 years younger than him and only after his money,” muttered Mrs Evans, as she returned a Barbara Cartland.

“My nephew works for the insurance broker in the high street – he says Colin had his wife very well insured!”

Secondly, her sister rang in a state of excitement. “Nathan Turner wasn’t trying

to poison his wife. He had a wealthy great-uncle living in an expensive care home. Nathan was his only benefi ciary and guess who visited the old boy just hours before he died?”

“Are you sure?” Mary asked.“I heard it from someone who works

at the home. Not that anyone suspects foul play, of course,” Sarah replied. “I didn’t think much of your poisoning theory when you fi rst mentioned it, but I think perhaps you should talk to George about this.”

The next day, Mary took The Little Book of Poisons to the park at lunchtime and read it over her cheese and pickle sandwiches. It fell

How can Mary convince the Chief Inspector her dark suspicions are worth investigating?

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open at page 26, which proved mind-numbingly dull until the last paragraph, which happened to mention that a particularly fatal concoction was virtually undetectable unless you knew it had been taken.

It was two days before she managed to persuade George to listen to her. She showed him a list of everyone who had

ever borrowed the book, together with notes on what she knew about the deaths.

“It only took me an hour on the internet to fi nd two ways of buying the poison and the symptoms if it was taken,” she explained over dinner. George carried on eating. He wasn’t impressed.

“Life isn’t like one of your daft detective thrillers where people get bumped off every other chapter,” he scoffed. “I’ve real criminals to deal with, without you trying to invent more.”

“But Colin Frey had insured his wife for half a million! And the policy was only taken out after Debbie started working for him. And Nathan had been told that all his uncle’s money would be gone in two years if the old man stayed in that care home. Colin and Nathan worked in the same offi ce, they both borrowed the same book on poisons. Don’t you fi nd that suspicious, George?”

George turned the TV on. Mary was bitterly hurt. Her sister was right, she should have left him years ago. Their relationship was an empty shell.

The next morning, Mary noticed her copious notes had disappeared. No doubt George had shredded them.

She hardly saw him for the next few weeks. He worked late and was even less communicative than ever.

Deciding she could not carry on like this, Mary took her courage in both hands and began to make drastic plans to change her life. Then one evening, George rushed in, gave her a hug and poured them both a large drink. It was

almost like old times, as they sat in front of the fi re together and George told her about his latest case.

“I couldn’t tell you all this before,” he explained. “I had to get the proof fi rst and that has taken some time.”

“Nathan Turner’s uncle was poisoned,” he confi rmed. “Thanks to you, I was able to arrange a post mortem before the funeral. Frey’s wife was cremated so that wasn’t so easy to prove, but your investigative work came in useful. We’ve linked Frey’s credit card with the purchase of the poison on the internet.”

Mary was puzzled. “What made you look into it after you’d dismissed my theory out of hand?”

“Sorry for being rude, but it did sound far-fetched. After you’d gone to bed, I noticed Dr Jones was on the list of borrowers. Two years ago, his receptionist died in suspicious circumstances. The girl was pregnant and we were sure the baby was his, but we couldn’t fi nd a cause of death. That was until you gave me the vital clue.”

“And that was enough to go on?”George nodded. “I’ve had to work

hard, but last night I got the results of the tests. I didn’t want to arrest the other two and risk alerting Jones, but tonight all three men are locked up.”

“Of course! The doctor plays golf with Colin Frey,” Mary exclaimed. “Why didn’t I think of that?”

“Hey, you did just fi ne,” George said, smiling warmly at her. Then he did something he hadn’t done for many years – he gave her a long kiss and suggested they had an early night!

After that evening, he was a changed man and even whisked his wife off to Paris to celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary in style. In fact, George proved to be such a devoted husband that Mary soon abandoned her drastic plan to change her life – but of course she knew exactly where that book was in the library, should he ever slip back into his neglectful old ways!

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