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department at the university where I work for a
referral and was delighted to fi nd that they
could suture it in the offi ce. After explaining
that I was still actively bleeding, I declined their
late afternoon appointment and was fi nally told
they would see me upon my arrival. My lacera-
tion was closed by a third-year medical student
(with my permission and after two attending
physicians checked it over), and I was given a
tetanus shot and Vicodin. During the whole
procedure I was sitting in a chair directly in
front of the door, during which time three
individuals tripped and fell coming in. It was
quite entertaining.
I was instructed to call if the incision red-
dened or became edematous—and when I
asked how I was to assess an incision in the back
of my head, the attending looked at me quizzi-
cally and asked “Don’t you have friends?” Any-
way, I worked that day and gave out candy that
night without incident and medicated myself
for mild head pain with Tylenol.
Over the next few weeks everything seemed
pretty normal. No headaches—just a busy life.
Then the fi rst week of December I went to
Chicago for a meeting and noticed that I
tripped a couple of times on the sidewalks and I
also experienced some dizziness—enough so
that the day I came back (Wednesday) I went
back to Family Medicine and was ultimately
diagnosed with an inner ear problem, given an
anti-motion sickness drug/antihistamine and
w
When Nurse Becomes Patient
Mary C. Brucker, CNM, DNSc, FACNM
When Daylight Savings Time ended last year, I
took the advice to “fall back” a little too literally.
On Halloween morning, while preparing for
work, I left the water running in the sink to
warm while I let the dogs out. When I returned
to the bathroom, I didn’t realize that the sink
had overfl owed onto the pseudomarble fl oor,
rendering it as slippery as an ice-skating rink. As
I entered the bathroom, my feet went upward
and my occiput (of course—the midwifery
connection) directly impacted the fl oor. I don’t
think I quite lost consciousness, but I broke the
skin and started bleeding. It was quite a mess,
with the blood and water swirling around.
I now had to fi gure out how to get the lac-
eration stitched up. Not wishing to spend the
day in the ER, I called the family medicine (continued on p. 266)
Not wishing to spend
the day in the ER, I
called the family
medicine department
at the university where
I work for a referral
and was delighted to
fi nd that they could
suture it in the offi ce
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scheduled for a CAT scan—just in case. I got
the scan on Friday, and at 5:15 that evening
I was thinking about going home when the
Family Medicine physician called me. When I
recognized his voice, I said, “Hey, how are
you?” and his response was, “Better than you.”
It turned out my CAT scan was abnormal and
he advised me to go directly to the ER to get
evaluated by the neurosurgeon on call. Knowing
how busy an ER is on Friday night, I opted to
go instead the next morning.
When I got there at 8:00 a.m., the neuro team
already was in surgery. I still didn’t have a clear
diagnosis and ended up sitting in the ER for
eight hours until a resident told me the attend-
ing had gone home and they would like to admit
me for evaluation. The decision was made for
me when the fourth-year resident turned to the
intern and asked him to plan my care, including
allowing him choice of my “routine” anticon-
vulsant without even talking to me. So I signed
out and went home (after a stop at a Mexican
restaurant, which had great therapeutic value!).
When I arrived home that evening, my
phone was ringing. My regular primary care
provider had heard of the issue and called to tell
me that he had looked at the scan and “didn’t
see anything wrong.” He suggested repeating it
and if it was abnormal he would arrange an
outpatient evaluation with a neurosurgeon.
This plan I liked.
So on the following Wednesday I actually
received an MRI instead of a CAT scan. I was
still having only minor symptoms—occasional
transient dizziness at worst. I was still driving
every day and working. In fact, the primary care
provider kept saying I must be okay because I
was driving and doing activities of daily living.
In reality, it was probably a guardian angel
protecting me and others on the road.
On Thursday I got a call asking me when I
would like a visit with the neurosurgeon. When
I asked for someone to tell me the diagnosis and
explain what the MRI revealed, the offi ce staff
put me on hold and came back, telling me that
the physician had said “the same as the CAT
scan.” In frustration, I called the neurosur-
geon’s offi ce directly to arrange an appoint-
ment. By this time I was pretty certain it was a
subdural hematoma.
I fi nally did get a diagnosis—yes, it was a
subdural, but I got an extra holiday present—
namely it was two! Seems the slow bleed was
under both parietal bones due to a contra coup
(sounds fancy, doesn’t it?).
On Monday before Christmas, I started
having major issues walking. I was actually
shuffl ing more than walking and so I went to
the ER. Two hours after I arrived, I couldn’t
walk at all. It was a funny feeling, similar, I
suspect, to what people who’ve had a stroke
might experience. When I was told they wanted
to admit me to a larger hospital, I anticipated
I’d have to take a wheelchair to the car but, no,
I had to take an ambulance! It was the most
expensive ride of my life. When I got there, I
was admitted to the ICU.
The next day, I had a craniotomy. It went
well, although they had to do two long fl aps
instead of little burr holes and they had to shave
my beautiful hair for which I had just paid for a
stylish cut and highlights less than a week before.
Apparently there were some issues in the
ICU. When I awoke after anesthesia, the nurse
asked me if she could get me anything. I quickly
replied, “Brad Pitt,” since I always fi gured I
should ask for what I really want when asked.
Apparently I was deemed hallucinating and it
took the testimony of friends to convince the
doctors that I really was okay.
It seems those pesky clots tend to squish the
brain, so I got to stay on my back in Trendel-
berg for days! Every time the neurosurgeon
came in, he found me slightly on my side and
he would yell at me. Also, I tended to slide
down to the head of the bed (with my head), so
he would simultaneously yell and pull me up by
the ankles to the end of the bed. And to top it
all off I ended up with a small decubitus in the
sacral area after only a week (maybe it was
because those sheets couldn’t have had a
threadcount of more than 10).
I really tried to be good. I kept the lights and
TV on so I wouldn’t sleep too soundly and
change positions (I particularly like to sleep on
my side, and with a couple of pillows). But one
night I must have really zonked out. It was
about 1:30 in the morning and I had slid down
so far that my head got caught between the
mattress and the headboard. I had a large tur-
ban dressing with two drains, one of which had
intertwined on the side rail. Also, the anti-DVT
apparatus on my calves had gotten stuck at the
end of the other side rail. My lovely patient
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Mary C. Brucker, CNM,
DNSc, FACNM, is director
of the Women’s Health
Education Program at
the University of Texas
Southwestern Medical
Center in Dallas, TX.
DOI: 10.1111/j.1552-6356.2006.00049.x
gown had succumbed to gravity and
had tented over my head. I was so
confi ned that I couldn’t reach the call
light. However, I was able to sneak my
hand out from under the gown, on to
the bed table and reach the phone. I
dialed “0” by Braille and asked for the
fi fth-fl oor nursing station. I was very
friendly and identifi ed myself as “Mary
in 5003.” However, I made the mistake
of saying “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”
even though it wasn’t quite accurate (a
friend of mine who works in an ICU
later told me that it was equivalent to
walking on a plane and saying I had a
bomb). About eight health care provid-
ers came running in and started grab-
bing me from all directions. It was
quite an event. Eventually I was freed
from my contortion. The next night
when I had another CAT scan, even the
scan person asked me if I was the “one”
who got stuck. I guess I had acquired a
reputation.
After Trendelberg, I was fi nally
allowed to lay fl at one day and sit up
the next (Christmas Eve). Instead of
just “sitting up,” I pushed it by walking
with a walker, taking a shower, etc., so
that I was able to be released on Christ-
mas Day. What a wonderful present!
Unfortunately, I looked like Uncle
Fester from the “Addams Family” and
even glinted with the staples in the
incisions, which looked more like train
tracks. I insisted we stop on the way
home so I could get some Sudoku
puzzles—and I did 50 the fi rst week I
was home, giving me some reassurance
that I think I’m pretty okay.
As I write this, my hair is growing
back in and I am now referred to by
friends as a “Chia Pet.” I’m back at
work and except for an occasional mild
dizzy spell or headache, am doing well
and I now have a whole wardrobe of
scarves. And you know what—they
don’t look half bad.
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