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NEWS: Halloween is proving to be very haunting for the Auraria stu­dent governments. Their Bizarre turned into a financial horror.

Divine Aft?

NEWS: Another one bites the dust. This time he's from UCO.

FEATURE: Brad Bowles, a UCO theatre instructor, talks about an upcoming play his department will present and he will direct.

METROSTYLE: Our reviewers once again get cultural with a book and art review.

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Larimer and Lawrence streets may be closed

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Colfax viaduct slated to be reb.uilt by Karen Breslin

Denver has received initial fun­ding for a three-phase plan to replace the 64-year-old Colfax viaduct and ultimately close traf­fic on Lawrence and Larimer streets through the Auraria cam­pus.

The first phase calls for the replacement of the sub-standard one-way Colfax viaduct with a two-way viaduct, according to Jennifer Finch, Transportation Specialist for the Highway Department. Phase two calls for elimination of the substandard Larimer viaduct (built in 1917) and reroutes traffic to the oor­ridor along W azee and Wal nut streets parallel to Auraria's eastern parking lots and playing fields. It may possibly pick up the one-way 5ystem on the west side of Speer.

Auraria's treacherous Lawrence Street strip will ultimately be closed in the third phase of the plan, Finch said.

Funding for phase I and II may · oome from the Federal Discre­tionary Bridge Replacement fund

- available to oommunities to re­build deteriorating bridges and viaducts, Finch said.

l'hough she says there's "no guarantee at this point that we'll re-Jeive any (funding for oonstruc­tion)," the recently announced $4.l million federal engineering and design grant makes project funding more likely .

ing RTD buses from rumbling down the crumbling viaducts. (Colfax alone carries 35,000 cars and 700 buses daily.)

"Replacement of the Lawrence interchange is highly desirable, but not . the immediate need," Finch said. "And, in short fun­ding times you go with what you need."

Auraria's treacherous Lawrence Street strip will ultimately be closed in the third phase of the plan . . .

financing phase three is somewhat more remote ...

Financing phase three is some­what more remote, Finch said, because the Lawrence bridge is much newer and not substandard making it ineligible for bridge replacement funds. .

"When you don't have a pot (of funds) to go after, it seems more obscure," she said.

Phase one and two - replacing Colfax and Larimer - are the immediate ·ooncern, Finch said. Putting off or prolonging the pro­ject could lead to restricted use of the viaducts, potentially prohibit-

The entire plan has been in the works for close to three years. A highway departmeqt task force - including officials from · Auraria and RTD - have been studying plans for the area.

"We saw it as an opportunity to improve traffic through c_ampus," said Jerry Wartgow, executive director of the Auraria Higher Education Center and its task force representative.

The Auraria Board of Directors were briefed on the plans at its Nov. 10 meeting. Wartgow ex-

pressed ooncern over the phasing of the projects, the timetable for closing the Larimer viaduct and detour plans during construction.

In earlier discussions with the task force, Wartgow was told demolition of the Larimer viaduct was included in the first phase. W artgow told the board he was concerned that in moving the Larimer work up to the se­oond phase that the highway department and the city could later decide to simply rebuild the old Larimer connection and abandon the W alnut-W azee cor­ridor for west bound traffic.

"No one has even guessed about how long it could be between phase one and phase two," War­tgow said.

Demolishing the Larimer via­duct in phase one, Wartgow said, was seen as the highway depart­ment's and Denver's oommitment to the Walnut-Wazee oorridor.

But city engineer Jack Bruce, speaking before the board, said the issue "was never completely decided," but that "we're com­mitted to trying to work this out."

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Bizarre:· more tricks thcin treats [ by R.P. Bellizzi

There is _a saying that goes, "Everybody wants to see the baby, but no one wants to hear about the labor pains."

In the case of the Second 'Annual Halloween Bizarre, held Oct. 30 id the Auraria gym, it is the labor pains that have lingered, long after the Bizarre child has been put up for adoption.

The Bizarre, a joint venture by CCD, MSC, and UCD student governments, as well as MSC Student Activities, was intended to he a money-making affair. Each of the four principals invested $2,500 toward the Bizarre.

All will share the total loss of over to two others previously held. $2,000. Meanwhile, MSC Student Activities Jud~ng from the aftermath, it a~ Director, Gina Johnson, as well as Assis-

pears the Bizarre may have been doom- tant Director, Scoft W oodfand, had ed even before the doors were opened to booked what they considered a concert.

. admit the 500-plus costumed patrons It ·was billed as the "60's Shower of who were not deterred by the season's Stars," featuring Martha Reeves, Fla5h first snowfall. Cadillac, and RrocKK.

When the head of MSC'~ Special The concert format caused oonsterna-Events Committee, Pattie Goodman, tion in Ambrose. He had worked in con-contacted the AHEC Campus Events of- junction with Physical Education Direc-fice to reserve the gym for the evening of tor, Frank Powell, on previous gym Oct. 30, former Campus Events Coor- events in an effort to protect the all-dinator Larry Ambrose, now Communi- purpose floor. Powell and Ambrose felt ty Affairs Director, got the impression that any event which would allow peo-that the Special Events ·Committ~ was pie to sit in chairs where they could not

Ambrose countered, "I think people (Powell, etc.) should have some say over how their facilities are used. We did everything we could to accommodate student government to set up that gym, -and we will always bend over backwards for these events, but I think it has to be clear that there are parameters within which any event has to be held." .

The Bizarre was advertised on KLDR, an oldies station that co-sponsored the event, and tickets were also available through Select-A-Seat - sort of.

planning to hold another dance, similar • easily be chaperoned against smoking ___ __.. _______ ...,.,...,......,,,,.--..-_..;..----------------. and burning the floor was taboo.

The curse seemingly on the Bizarre continued as only ten tickets were sold by Select-A-Seat outlets. Although S-A-S was contracted to promote and sell tickets beginning Sept. 29, tickets were not made available - nor was the Bizarre mentioned on S-A-S's telephone hotline - until Oct. 21.

Scott Woodland, assistant MSC student activities director, discusses problems with the Halloween Bizarre.

Leaders reflect on Bizarre Last year Sonny Wasinger ran for of­

fice with a platform plank of more social life on campus. This kind of sentiment was met with as much criticism as su~ port.

In the fall, Wasinger sailed uncharted waters when his administration held The Halloween Bizarre. While atten­dance at the Bizarre left much to he desired by Wasinger, the soiree did leave MSC Student Government about $100 in the black. The whole production cost in the neighborhood of $2,100.

The question then arose for the cur­rent administration whether to leave well enough alone, or try to summon the ghost of Bizarres past to help fill the cof­fers of Auraria's student govemm~nts.

As ASMSC Vice-President Pattie Goodman pointed out, "If things had worked out, we (student gov.ts) would all be rich now."

Bizarre faced too much competition from happenings off-campus, Goodman said, "It was just one of those things that we all decided to do."

Goodman, in retrospect, feels that too much time was spent on bureaucratic snafus, time that could have been more effectively spent on things such as publicity.

ASMSC President Loring Crepeau regarded the Bizarre as "a diplomatic and cooperative success."

"Our two main oversights were going with all our publicity on Kl.DR, which is an oldies station, and therefore limited in scope, and by choosing acts that were too specialized, and not generic in appeal," Crepeau said.

While Crepeau agreed that the Bizarre was not a financial success, he said that he would most certainly p~ sent a Third Annual Bizarre if he ran for and was successful in winning another

This was extremely upsetting to Johnson and Woodland. The two ac­tivities directors had counted on a sit­down concert arrangement hoping to make the evening more attractive to oldie-ophiles.

Johnson and Woodland feel that AHEC invoked unwritten rules to throw a wrench into anything that Student J\c­tivities ~empted. Woodland views AHEC campus event~ as "an un-needed beauracracy. As far as campus events go, we're (Student Activities) the experts on campus. We could do alot better if they didn't exist."

After the Bizarre, a Select-A-Seat representative contacted Woodland to say he was ''very, very sorry" for S-A-S's fai,ure to fulfill its contract. As compen­sation Woodland suggested S-A-S not charge-the $100 set-up fee, the $40 ticket charge, or collect the three percent of sales. Select-A-Seat agreed.

Martha Reeves, intended to be the headliner of the Shower of Stars,

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News ·Academic Advising offers help

by Steve Cheney ·

Academic advising is· a little .lcnown but valuable service located in the Cen­tral Classroom building in rooms I 0 I and 102.

The purpose of the Academic Advis­ing Resource Center i.s to help those students who are undecided about a ma­jor or are having academic difficulty and to supply general information about college programs and degree programs.

The academic advising office has several programs to help the prospective. student at MSC. One is the new student orientation advising program. This pro­gram is designed to advise the new and transfer student on programs offered at MSC such as: course selection, transfer of credits, and material on the enroll­ment process.

For those interested in petitioning for course substitutions waivers, course overloads, and academic suspension reviews the board for academic stan­dards is the place to go. Certain academic probl~ms are excluded from the petitioning process. The best -exam­ple of this is the board will not consider

, a petition for graduation with fewer than 120 semester hours nor fewer than 40 upper division semester hours.

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jor that fits their goals should look into the contract major/minor program. With assistance from the faculty advis­ing committee, a student can plan a course of study to coincide with personal goals and MSC requirements. An exam­ple of a contract major would be geology ~mbined with a panµe~ degree. This program allows a student the opportunity to specialize in certain areas.

The resource center has four major programs: the MetroLine Service, Veterans' Services, the Women's Center and the Metro-Meritus program. The MetroLine at 629-3018 is a special telephone number established to assist students with their inquiries about the college and its programs.

The Veterans Services can help students cut through red tape that en­tangles their VA educational benefits. The certification for those benefits is jointly handled by the student and VA office in Denver. Students who are veterans, dependents, surviving service sp8uses, or in the-service are eligible for VA educational benefits and should stop by the office for information.

The Women's Center is a support system for women. The center offers in­formation regarding campus educa­tional services, financial aid information .

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UCD public relations coordinator fired

by Brian Coffey-Weber

Though he only held the job for a little over .:hree months Alan Kania was fired as UCD's Coordinator of Media and Press Relations Oct. 28.

Kania, 31, learned of the dismissal from his boss, Barbara Holland, assis­tant to the Chancellor and Director of Public Information only four days after a verbal warning about his work from Holland.

"The firing comes as a complete sur­prue to me, the faculty and staff," Kania said. "It is a great disflppoint­ment."

K'llnia is filing an appeal with the state personnel board to regain his job.

Holland said she had agreed with . Kania not to discuss the matter but she did say:

"It's a confidential matter that in~ volves personnel issues. After several mohths Alan and I talked about it and we reviewed some of the concerns each of us had about his work here at the university and I think a kind of an understanding was reached and that's the way we would proceed.

"But it's confidential and it's not a matter I can discuss publicly."

Kania was especially surprised by the actiop since it came on the heels of what he considered good work and positive

feedback. He cited his public relations work with the opening of the new Mar­shall Kaplan centers in the Graduate School of Public Administration.

Kania also said he had patched up relations with the local media and in his opinion was furthering the image of UCD.

Kaplan said he was unaware of the reasons for Kania's dismissal but felt he had done an adequate job.

Several other people who had worked with Kania repeated that sentiment.

"It's difficult for a lot of people because he was not here for very long and people did not get a chance to know him very well," Holland said. "So they do not have a real reading on what either his skill was or his personality was. There·were just some concerns that each of us had and it just reached that point." Holland said she is actively seek­ing a replacement.

Kania wonders why, if his work was suspect, he did not receive a formal reprimand. Yet he holds no grudge. ·

"I haye no sour grapes," Kania said. "My feeling about the school and the people there are still unblemished. UCD is an exciting school. I kind of envy some of the people there because they can participate in the growth.

"I'm not bitter but I am still shocked and surprised."

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specified a back-up-band in her con­tract. RrocKK, resplendent in white tuxedos, was paid $1,000 to open the show, as well as to learn Reeves' material to accompany her during the 45 minute act.

Upon her arrival at Auraria; Reeves said she had only heard about the 'engagement five days before. Following her normal routine Reeves intended to perform solo. Woodland contends that Reeves knew and was expected to per-form with RrocKK. _

Reeves also demanded the other half of the agreed price of $1750 before she went on stage.

Her demand was met. After a golden-oldies set and an un­

requested encore by F1ash Cadillac, Reeves took the stage, inviting the revelers to imagine that there was a band behind her. Twenty-five .minutes

later she fled, via her limosine, to her $100 room at the Fairmont.

Woodland, who had previously an­nounced his resignation effective Nov. 13, indicated he is pursuing legal action against Reeves to recover most of the money paid to her, including a round-

. trip ticket from L.A. that was cashed in. He also plans to contact other colleges regarding what he feels was "a rip-off. What she did was unprofessional and not fair. I don't want other schools to be in the same position." .

As far as the net losses are concerned, Woodland said, "We know we're deal­ing with student fees, we're trying to be accountable, and we're doing our best to get back as much money as possible. Students have to realize that this was our first venture as three institutions working · together, and we tried our

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by Michael Gilmore I What do Rocky Flats, the draft, the

politics of Jesus, the revolu~ion in El Salvador and the Women's Movement all have in common? They have all been topics for the open. forums at the St. Fntncis Interfaith Center.

issues. "All the seats were taken and they

were sitting on the window ledges," Rauch said.

Another popular series took place dur­ing the 1980 fall semester, prior to the general elections in November. Major candidates were invited to participate and among those who· gave talks were N aiomi ·Bradford and Pat Shroeder.

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The Interfaith Center opened in 1977 to minister to the spiritual needs of Auraria students but the Issues Forum Program was begun in Jan. 1980 by the center to further their goal of getting people to "jump into life."

Topics are decided by . a committee headed by Rauch from the Shared ~ Ministry Team at the center. Qualified ~ speakers are then contacted. Any money 4: . ..:...-"

"We want to stimulate thinking" Tom Rauch, the program coordinator said ..

spent on speakers or films comes from ~ . •- '_:_

the.center's gener~l fund supplied by th~·-, Carol Schunk (R) and Jody Ewing were the speakers at the most recent ma1ot c.hurches. m the Denver area. Issues Fotum at the St. Francis Interfaith Center.

Any topic is fair game as long as it deals with "political, social or economical issues on the local to inter­national level," Rauch added.

The programs are held every Monday from noon to 1 p.m. during the fall and spring semesters in meeting room one on the second floor of the Interfaith Center. The programs open with a film presentation or a guest speaker and then an open forum discussion is held.

Audience participation is encouraged, "whether you agree or not," Rauch said.

Topics can range from Cambodian refugees to Reagan's budget cuts but the most popular program so far, according to Rauch, was the series on womens'

Catholic, Episcopal, Luthera.n, Southern Baptist, Colorado Ministries in Higher Education and the Unitarian Universalist Association.

The schedule for the spring semester has not yet been decided. The last two programs for the fall semester will be on Nov. 16: "Energy ESP" - future pro­spects for solar and other -renewable energy sources; and Nov. 23: "Reclaim­ing the Black Hills" - the efforts of Sioux Indians to reclaim mineral rich lands in South Dakota.

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Loring Oepeau. ASMSC President

Hindsight. Highsight is said to alw~s be 20/20. Most of the

time, it is painfully clear. For those of us who have suffered the rigors of

Walk-In (Stand-In?. Pass-Out? Break-Down? Give­Up?) registration. there is a glaringly clear },iindsight. From such an experience, one can expect to develop an emotionally-based antipathy to the aversive stimuli associated with the experience. In other words, the prospect of having to go through Walk-In puts veterans of the ordeal in less than amicable moods.

All that suffering with such an easy alternative available! Remember that little green booklet you got

CCD stude~t president says thanks

On Behalf of the Student Government of CCDAA. We send our thanks to the student body. Your interest in what goes on at this school was shown in your par­ticipation in this election. We look forward to the challenges ahead of us. Our minds will always be open to you for your suggestions, because in fact we are an extension of you. So let's put our minds together and make this thing work for all of us.

Calvin (Usamah) Parks, President Student Government

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in the mail early last summer? You know. the one with Fall '81 on the cover? The little booklet you chose to ignore until after July 6th? The little book with the form you were supposed to fill out and send it? The lit­tle book that would have saved you countless hours of suffering, boredom, and anxiety over classes being full before you could register for them?

The Office of MSC Public Relations. the Office of A~issions and Records of MSC, the Office of the President of MSC. the Ad Hoc Communications Com­mittee of MSC, and other concerned administrators are all interested in the students of this college. They want you, the students, to be able to register for classes at MSC easily and well in advance of the upcoming semester. The avenue for such early. convenient registration is available to all ongoing students. When you use the Mail-In Registration, you are making it easier on yourself (what an understatementl) 1 on the

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Office of Admissions and Records, on the employees who catch hell from impatient student:S at the registra­tion windows. etc. Simply put, the Mail-In Registra­tion offered the students is clearly the best system go­ing.

One final advantage: if you, as a student, are in need of financial aid, you are going to have a head start on that seemingly endless path one must follow to get financial aid. You will have an advantage which always seems to get away: time.

Money and time are in high demand and short sup­ply these days. It will cost you both if you have to go through Walk-In Registration. Your Mail-In form is prepaid (nifty, huh?).

Be good to yourself this time! Register for Spring Semester by mail, and relax for a change!

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Guest editorial

Faculty ·Assoc.'s potential and duty pointed out Do psychiatrists, doctors, lawyers, and teachers

have anything in common? Of course they do. All are professionals; all provide services; all maintain profes­sional standards; all monitor themselves to assure quality, and all are subject to the vicissitudes of political actions.

When the state legislators decide to propose laws regarding either the psychiatric or the medical com­munities do psychiatrists or doctors spend their time at hearings, buttonholing their legislators, marshalling their colleagues to action? Of course, they do not. They are busy people ~ho know the value of their time and its proper use. Neither do they roll over and play dead whenever an issue becomes more than they can handle. Nor do they attempt to rally their clients to support them. Instead, _they shell out·some bucks, hire a full time lobbyist, and tell him what they want. He does his job; the psychiatric and medi<:al professions are alive and well. The Professions remain Profes­sional.

No one needs a lobbyist if he is not under siege. But, colleagues, MSC is under seige. We are always

under seige.

• AHEC continues to chip (bulldoze, legally?) away at our institution;

• Merger is coming up again at the next legislative session;

• A new president is to be hired; • Funding decisions are to be even more "discre­

tionary" than ever before. Many times (too many) in the past year, faculty has

been told how marvelous we are. When a crisis comes, we, the Faculty, overcome. And we know that when the next crisis comes, someone will ask what the ASSOCIATION is doing about it. But, can we really assume that we can meet any crisis? Are we sure we can continue to do what we know to be the best job for this community that we can do? Can we? Don't count on it.

One thing is clear. In order to do, an Association has ' to be. The Senate, we fully understand, can express our will; it can recommend, advise, investigate, com­municate with the Board of Trustees, chastize, point direction, examine and form policy about its own ac­tivities; however, beyond these rights, the Senate is powerless.

A Faculty Association can, I remind you, do some of the above. (Not all, to be sure; the issue of collective bargaining gets in the way.) But, more importantly, a Faculty Association can provide power. We have a lobbyist. We have a staff who can work for us, -can monitor and influence activities of AHEC, the Com­mission, the Consortium office, and the Board of Trustees. We really do not have to wait until the Deans come running to us, the Faculty, the Senate, to say, "Do something." We do not have to be un­prepared for a crisis. We could be ready. We could even be attempting to prevent, or to control.

The Senate is well on its way to clarifying who we are and what we want.

The Faculty Association could assure that the Senate's voice carries some clout. How about it? Do psychiatrists really know more about how the political world turns than we do?

All decisions concerning education in this state are political.

Any questions? Lonnie Williams, Assoc. Professor of English

Pres. Elect of Faculty Association

Club president questions resignation and article I am very concerned with the impression left by

your article titled "UCD Student Gov't. Head Resigns" published in the October 7, 1981 issue of The Metropolitan. Since I have a first hand knowledge of the situation, I feel it necessary to express my opinion on the subject and the article in general.

The resignation of Ms. Molina came as both a sur­prise and a shock to me as I'm sure it did to all other parties concerned. However, I do not accept her resignation totally upon the grounds which she cited. Her letter of resignation had made references to 'per­sonality conflicts' and 'a matter of principle' as well as other 'reasons' for her inability to effectively deal with the pressures and responsibilities inherent to her elected position. In my capacity as President of the Associated Engineering Students of the University of Colorado at Denver I too have felt the urge to blame others for continuing problems in which there is no clear cut answer. I believe that all student leaders sooner or later feel that all is lost, and it is simply easier to surrender the position than to stay and see it through.

What has happened to Ms. Molina and the Ex­ecutive Council should be taken as an example of what might happen to all of us if in fact we do not seriously consider the responsibilities which we accept upon nomination and subsequent election to an office in government. However, those who choose to leave the office for whatever reason still- have a responsibility to let all the information be known and not take the easy way out. It is this point that I would address part of this letter. I believe that the inability of Ms. Molina to compromise and provide a working leadership model may have led her down a path in which the outcome was inevitable, This, coupled with poor communica­tions between herself and the Executive Council, were also pressing reasons for her sudden exit from the political arena at UCD.

This, however, is not the only subject which has been brought to mind by your article. I am also con­cerned by the shadowy image of the Executive Council painted by this article. One might get the impression from this article that the Executive Council of the University of Colorado at Denver is an unruly childish

Editor answers questions rd like to thank Robert Bell for his letter regarding The

Metropolitan 's Oct. 7 article: "UCD student gov't head resigns." His sincere interest and care for the UCD student government is truly admirable.

Bell's opinions about Ivonne Molina's resignation as chairperson of UCD's Executive Council are appreciated but his questions concerning the motivation and content of story are what I'd like to addres.5.

The story was not written to paint a "shadowy image" of the council. It was done because a resignation of this type is news. That was the intention of the story and that is the only reason it was written.

Obviously when someone resigns any position there are problems of some sort that inspired the action. Un­fortunately - at least in most situations - the person resigning is the only one willing to talk candidly about those problems.

1bat's what happened in this case.Comments from Tom Hanna and Nancy Scott were representative of those received from people questioned about Molina's resignation. H someone other than Molina had been will­ing to speak out about the situation those comments would have been printed.

In my opinion there were no oversights in the reporting . . I stand.firmly.behind what reporter.R.P. Bellizzi research- _

ed and wrote on the subject. I'd also like to publicly state that neither I, nor The

Metropolitan, hold any animosity toward the UCD Ex­ecutive Council for not contributing any funds to the paper's operation this year.

I understand the council's reservations about the paper's name and its perception that The Mifi"tpolitan fails to cover the school adequately. The lack of monetary support from UCD in no way influences what appears in the paper.

The Metropolitan is the Auraria campus newspaper no matter where its funds come from.

(As a point of clarification: 85 percent of The Metropolitan's_ operating budget is self-generated by ads and independent typesetting work.)

I'd like again to thank Robert Bell for his response to The Metropolitan's stories. A newspaper questions and needs to be questioned. It is essential to any publication's existence that it remain in contact with its readers and vice-versa.

Communications - whether positive or negative to it - are heartily solicited by The Metropolitan.

Brian Coffey-Weber

group which cannot solve the problems within the body let alone solve problems for the benefit of the stu­dent body as a whole. I wish to aS-sure the editors of The Metropolitan as well as all students and faculty members of the Auraria campus that this could not be further from the truth. Considering the immense tasks that lie before the Executive Council I think theirs is a thankless chore which all the members, past and pre­sent, have performed admirably. I question your lack of indepth research, quality and quantity, which was devoted to this subject. Your ability to quote many passages from the letter of resignation without much in the way of responses from the remaining council members might tend to make one leary of the jour­nalistic integrity of the staff of The Metropolitan. I hope that this is only an oversight and not expres­sionistic of the feelings The Metropolitan staff has toward the Executive Council for not being funded by U.C.D. this year. Your responses to this letter would, I'm sure, be of interest to the student bodies of Auraria as well as myself. Sincerely,

Robert S. Bell, Pres. A.E.S.-U.C.D.

Author of unsigned letter sought

On Oct. 28, The Metropolitan received an insightful and thought-provoking letter defining the word PRO­FESSIONAL as it applied to MSC profes.5ionals.

While we appreciate the obvious brain strain that went into this work unfortunately The Metropolitan can not - at this time - print it.

We do not publish anonymous letters. We would be grateful to the person responsible for

this astute effort to contact The Metropolitan in room 156 of the Student Center or call 629-2507.

It wotild be a shame for this letter to go unread because the writer(s) lack the conviction to stand behind his or her work.

·we look forward to a response.

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feature PlaY. to open on Nov. 12

'Friday's Child' a war ()f hearts by Cindy Hosoya

Brad Bowles, UCD associate profeswr of communications and theater, stood on stage crisply directing theater students to this and that task. The gallery was empty of audience except for the gaping stage lights aimed on, but not lighting, the skeleton set.

Bowles' salt-and-pepper hair mimick­ed the dark walls behind the set. By Nov. 12, when Fridays Child is Loving and Giving opens in the UCD theater, this small gray space will be transform­ed into the sometimes hostile, sometimes sweet Catholic ghetto in West Belfast, Ireland.

For a time, those assembled will view the tableau of three adolescents in a war-torn city engaged in the internal battle of emerging from youth into adulthood.

A warhorse of the playhouse, Bowles has been theater director at UCD for more than 10 years. In that time he has fought the conventional custom of choosing classical plays for college pro­ductions. He said he'd rather do a new piece, or invent a show himself, than do the old standards.

Recently, a collection of songs, stories and poetry for senior citizens that he created with the help of UCD theater student Patrick Moore was acclaimed by

the White House Conference on the Ag­ing in Denver.

This same anthology, The Red Wheelbarrow, was performed by UCD students and Bowles last summer at the annual CQnvention of the American Theater Association in Dallas.

Bowles said that colleges and univer­sities are the best places to take chances with new work. No one else has that lux­ury, he said. He excitedly explained his strategy of play production.

"I'm drawn to new and original material," he said, "material that takes risks."

He's taking a risk just by doing Friday's.Child since it's unpublished and is the first play by Pamela Sterling­Bridgham, a graduate student at the University of Washington, Seattle.

Bowles knows Sterling-Bridgham from the National Children Theater events both have attended, and he said she is an outstanding children's theater actor and director. He said she wrote Friday's Child because she . was dissatisfied with condescending plays written for children. Bowles decided to do the play the first time he read it.

"It shed light on the dilemma of wanting to break away and at the same time wanting to stay a child," -he said.

He admits he shares Sterling­Bridgham's interest in special audiences

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Brad Bowles, UCO theatre instructor, will direct the upcoming performance of Friday's Child is Loving and Giving by his depar.tment.

and he said he wants to provide good helicopters, sirens and a parade. There theater for children and adults. And he will also be a simulated explosion on has some ideas on what tactics to employ stage - the type of stage business die­toward that end. hard theater-goers love if it comes off

"I'd like to see good interpretations of well. fairy tales rather than silly movies like The rest of the cast consists of UCO Herbie the Car, .. be said, "And all that theater students Wendy Hoerz, Mark sappy stuff we see on Saturday morning Overland, Judith Vetter, Rick Van­(TV) is not really doing anything for Duyn, Lee Linder, Tom Hanna, Gove anyone." Junior High School student Robert

While Bowles is directing a new vehi- Rohrer and Bowles. cle he has faith in, he's employing an ar- Bowles said the troupe will spend time my of talent from UCD. Though with Sterling-Bridgham during the Friday's Chfld is not a musical, it does play's opening week. Because this is the have a musical score and UCD's College first production of her play since its of Music has composed some of it. Also, premiere at the University of Bowles has written some tunes and Washington, she will be anxious to see Moore, a cast member of Friday's Child, and talk with the company, he said. has written a song called The Irish Friday's Child pedormances are at Shepherds Lullaby. And Shelly Cox, 8:30 p.m. Nov. 12-15; Nov. 19-22 and another cast member and UCD theater Dec. 3-5. Sunday matinees are at 2:30 student, wrote and will pedorm some of p.m. Reservations are suggested as the music. seating is limited and may be made by

The UCD Theater Department will calling 629-2730. Tickets are $3 for the enhance the illusion of city life with general public and $2 for students and sound effects such as .gun . shots, , .~nior 'Citirens. ..,_

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!Studies' worth an examination by Te~ Falagrady j

The name brings to mind those re-1uired junior high or high school XlUl'SeS. Yet, Fran Lebowit:z's latest >00k, Social Studies, a collection of :wenty-six pieces, is about as textbook­sh as the National hampoon.

Like those junior high courses, Lebowitz discusses people - what they ;ay: "Hi, how are you?" or "Do you rmod if I go ahead of you? I only have this one thing"; what they're called: "Your average Joe has simply become your average Jennifer. In more ways than one"; and how they wear their hair: "People who have or have had altnost the exact same hairstyle: Victor Hugo and Sarah Caldwell."

Lebowitz divides her book into four main sections: "People," "Things," "Places," and "Ideas." Each selection iS unrelated to the next - in fact, it ap-

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pears that Lebowitz.wrote each piece on a whim.

In the "People" section, a chapter titl­ed "The Four Greediest 'Cases: A Limited Appeal," Lebowitz characterizes anonymous individuals who are comfortably wealthy and sud­denly become vulnerably poor. As a result, each of the individuals are forced to solicit to the public for help. And to warn the reader of the evils of money, Lebowitz commands in boldface: "REMEMBE;R THE GREEDIEST."

These "cases" I found very funny; they reminded me of a few of the original Saturday Night Live skits with a Queen For A Day overtone.

Despite her lack of unity, Lebowitz's e is polished and pregnant with droll

little witticisms. The chapters are short, and her use of illustrations in one selec-

. J<_imberly. M. stands alone in the no dream. They have indeed lost her ~rline terminal. A solitary figure. Star-\ luggizge. Where it is she hasn't a clue. ing as the empty luggage carousel goes Taken "by mistake? Jn a taxi on its way rou'!'1 and round, She knows it is to no back to town? En route to Cleveland? ~~'!_'l. ~he has been there for houn. She Checked through to Hong Kong? She '~ waited. She has talked to them all: may never know the representatives, the ground crew, · even, in her blinding panic, the Gone, her Sonia Rykiel sweaters. Her ~ardesses. She has had her hopes favorite Kenzo shirt. Gone, her new "lifted only to be dashed. Her luggage supply of Clinique. Her Maud Frizon she knows, is gone. All seven pieces. All shoes. Gone, her Charles Jourdan boots. a gift from her grandmother. All Louis Gone, her address book. Yes. Her ad­Vuitton. All the old stuff. The real stuff. , dress book. Gone. Gone. Gone.

When it was still leather. J(jmberly M. stands alone in the .c' She cannot quite believe this is hap- airline terminal. A solitary figure. Star­pening to her. It must be some dreadful ing as the empty luggage carousel goes nightmare from which she will soon round and round. awake. It cannot be real. But as Kimberly M. has lot her luggage. Cer­Kimberly M. hears the metallic voice tainly you can spare some of your own. announcing the delays and cancella-tions, she knows this is no hallucination, by Fran Lebowitz -

tion allows the reader to visualize her levity.

In this piece called "The Frances Ann Lebowitz Collection," the author shares with her reader several items from her estate. In one picture of rugs the caption reads: "Rugs: two recently laundered cotton terry bathmats, late nineteen­sixties. The first, rather mauve in color, the second, an unusually common shade of blue; both nice. 2 pieces." For those interested in buying?, Lebowitz pro­vides all of the items' dimensions (in cen­timeters also) .

This is not your usual kind of book. Intentionally devoid of a plot, Social Studies is merely a hodgepodge of Lebowitz's ideas, experiences, hints, and tips, most of which I found amus­ing.

In the comical "Tips For Teens" piece, Lebowitz advises adolescents, "Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra." And, in "Fran Lebowitz's Travel Hints," the author recommends "Carry cash, stay inside, call collect, and forget to write."

Conversely, some of the pieces are as unfunny as the ones that are comical. For instance, one selection titled "The

Last Laugh" begins with a conversation between Lebowitz and her grand­mother, and develops into a monologue of Lebowitz's humble beginnings as an author. It reminded me of the "you had to be there' .. kind of joke.

Another chapter that Lebowitz might have omitted is called "An Alphabet of New Year's Resolutions For Others." In each alphabetized resolution, the author only proves that she can provide a word. beginning with each letter of the alphabet. She should have stopped while she was ahead; everything that follows is trifling.

Although "The Last Laugh" is cer­tainly not the last laugh in the book, let the reader beware that what follows is not exactly side-splitting.

For the most part, however, I enjoyed the book. Lebowitz's sarcastic humor is as bold as the book's jacket. Even the author's biography reads, "Fran Lebo­witz lives in New York City, where she frequently makes jokes at the expense of others." Yet, I thought her wit was un­offensive, and often timely.

If you have a free hour or two, and are looking for light entertainment, read Social Studies. And remember, "The on­ly appropriate reply to the question 'Can I be frank?' is 'Yes, if I can be Barbara."' , --

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'Heartland' depicts pioneer lif& by Mark Helm

HEARTLAND. Starring Rip Tom as Clyde Stewart and Conchata Ferrell as Eleanor Randall-Stewart. Directed by Richard Pearce. Now playing at the Flick.

It is an uncommon occurrence when a film can combine beauty, historical ac­curacy, and good acting all on a low budget. Heartland does all of these things and is a very fine, truly human motion picture.

Heartland is the story of Eleanor Ran­dall, played by Conchata Ferrell, who moves to the wilderness of Wyoming in 1910 with her 7-year-Pld daughter to escape a menial existence as a laundress.

She has been hired by a rancher, Clyde Stewart, played by Rip Torn. Their personalities are at different ex­tremes; Eleanor the nice motherly type, Clyde the quiet, hardworking all­business rancher. Clyde is a good man, but must be tough because of the nature of his profession and the severity of the climate in which he lives. ·

Eleanor arrives in Burntfork, Wyo. and is immediately subjected to the radical difference in life that ranching offers as compared to the city life that she has just left .

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At first Eleanor has a difficult time talking to Clyde since they are two very different people. But they get to know one another· and eventually grow closer through the common experiences they share during ranch life. There is plenty of hard work for Eleanor to do but it is early spring and the weather is not rough so she gets the hang of living and working ranch style very, quickly.

So quickly in fact that she decides she wants to try ranching on her own and obtains land directly adjacent to Clyde's spread without his knowledge. Eleanor tells Clyde what she has done and he enlightens her as to the real difficulties inherent to wilderness ranching - the hard winters and little if any profit to be made.

Eleanor is quite determined to make a go of it even though it may be unfeasible as Clyde has told her.

Clyde does have one suggestion for economic and emotional success: mar­riage.

They get married and prepare for the winter that will find the Stewarts short of food for the livestock.

Winter ensues and the real power of the film comes out in the situations that follow.

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Lite Beer/Auraria Racquetball Championship, Nov. 21 & 22. Open to all students. staff and faculty of Aurana Entries ltmlled to the firsl 100 players Entry fee $7.50. Includes v·neck polo shirt as shown, trophies for 1st · 3rd place in six divisions - advanced, intermediate and beginner - men and women. Complimentary Lite Beer or 7·Up and drawings for two racquet bags. Net proceeds to Sky Ranch. where • troubled boys live. work and learn Ute how to live with others, and the II Intramural and Recreational Svc. t~ ~ Entry forms are available in room !. I! 108 P.E. Bldg. ~ {

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, M .... ~ Lilia Skala and Conchata Ferrell in an apprehensive scene from HeartlatWI.

We watch the small family struggle to survive the long winter, birth, death, and isolation. They do survive and the family is brought much closer because of the incredible hardships that are com­mon to wilderness living.

The acting in Reartland is definitely first rate. Rip Torn is excellent as the Scottish rancher of serious ma.oner, Clyde Stewart. Conchata Ferrell also sparkles in her role as Eleanor Randall­Stewart. The casting for these parts was

Beginning skiing classes scheduled

The MSC Learning for Living Pro­gram will be offering two skiing classes this fall. The beginning downhill and cross-country classes will both hold orientations and will both have profes­sional instruction for the one time outing.

The orientation for downhill will be held on Nov. 16, with the day on the slopes scheduled for Nov. 21. Cross­country orientation will be on Dec. 7, with the skiing day set for Dec. 12.

Both orientations will be held at St. Thomas Episcopal Church, 2201 Dexter St., and will cost $32 including rental equipment and lift tickets.

For more information and class reser­vations call 629-3046.

No Joke: teachers wanted

The Foreign and Domestic Teachers Organization needs teacher applicants in all fields from kindergarden through college to fill between five and six hun­dred teaching vacancies both at home and abroad.

The organization doesn't guarantee positions, it just offers a list of current teaching vacancies.

For a free brochure or more informa­tion write: the National Teacher's Place­ment Agency, Universal Teachers, Box 5231, Portland, Oregon 97208.

perfect. The characters played by Torn and Ferrell are very believable.

Also of good mention is the photography in the movie. It is simply beautiful. Every scene is a visual delight.

The visual impact plus excellent ac­ting and story make Heartland, based on the lives of Clyde Stewart and Eleanor Randall-Stewart, very worthwhile viewing.

... Music contest being held.

Community Arts Symphony has an­nounced its 1981-82 Collegiate Solo Competition. Auditions will be held on Jan. 16, but applications must be post­marked by Dec. 1.

The competition is the only collegiate contest in the nation for performers of woodwind or brass instruments. Con­testants must have the recommendation of the chairman of their music depart­ment to enter.

Applications are available in musr­departments throughout the area. Send a $10 entry fee along with the applica­tion to Community Arts Symphony, P.O. Box 1222, Englewood, CO 80ll0. Or call 795-7670.

Play auditions scheduled . . The Denver Theatre Project will hold

auditions for Ceremony of Innocence on Sun., Nov. 22, 3 p.m. and Mon., Nov. 23, 7 p.m. at the First Unitarian Church, 1400 Lafayette St.

Eight men and three women, ag~ 16-60 years old are needed as well a5 technical personnel. Auditions will in­clude readings from the script but a short prepared classical piece is welcome. A resume and black and white photo are requested.

The Ronald Ribman play is about an. 11th century fuedal English king who retreats to a monastery after family and friends destroy his dreams of an England at peace.

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. Art Faculty-passes the test . at current show at Emmcinuel

sense of humor. In the former piece, Lang put ceramic bunitos in a chicken wire apd wood display, attaching geographical and geologic time reference to them. Lang has done other series in the past seven years that also deal with archeology and food. He is in­

"Embedded in Tradition," portray Mex­ico in a curious commentary by combin­ing religious artifacts and icons, mis­sions, and dolls in experimental techni-ques. ·

· tunity to let loose a little vengeance on teachers by critically grading this group; I will have to let the opportunity go

. . terested in the way people think about time and how this is related to objects.

Gene Eidy's painting, "16th Street," is a skillful example of photorealism. It is somewhat gray and lifeless, which may or may net be suggestive of how the ar­tist feels about the city.

' though. The exhibit displays a varied and technically professional range of work and so the MSC art faculty get:; a passing grade from me.

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' If you think art is like religion - at times boring and incomprehensible -then you may be reluctant to view an art _ show in a former synagogue. However, ! the works at the MSC Art Faculty Show m indicates that some artists have a sense ~ o4ohumor and that art is not always sruf- .:!

The form of the laminated wood sculpture by Dennis Lucero, "Standing Clock," suggests a cross between a giant bowling pin and a human figure; the

The acrylics and cut-out constructions by Francis Sprout, especially "For Swollen Foot an Urban Aborigine," are

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are putting out can be viewed at the C.M. Smith's horse head drawings. Emmanuel Gallery, acr~ from the Stu­dent Center, till Nov. 20, &om 11 am to 4 pm, Monday through Friday.

-Robert Hughes, the noted art critic, I am not, but my personal favorites in the show are Jean Schiff s mixed media drawings, "Big Flux" and "In Flux 1,2,3,4,5,6." The subtle colors, over­lapping shapes, and the combination of abstract and figurati:ve subject matter gi'Ve these drawin~ a quality of depth.

C.M. Smith's drawin~ of horses· heads come across, at first glance, as a sort of joke, but upon further examina­tion, the horses begin to look somewhat gruesome in appearance, especially the skeletal one. It is evident in these draw­irt~ and in "Uncle Leroy," the annidillo

· drawing, that Smith is a skillful and ver­satile draftsman. It's ironic that a teacher would sign his pictures in such a flamboyant manner since most instruc­tors discourage students from making a Mg deal over their signatures.

Rodger Lang's droll, "Stages in the Evolution of the Burrito," and "About Cactochronology" convey a fossi1iud

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Three pieces by photography instruc­tor Barbara Houghton, all entitled

striking and colorful.· Upsta,irs in the gallery are Robert

Stroheimer's Monolith series along with photographs of a lamp designed by Howard Brown and designs of a 1950's house he remodeled. Dennis Lucero'$ "Standing Clock."

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College and Contraceptives mix The University of Illinois at

Champaign-Urbana has initiated what may be a first among American colleges and universities: Its health center has begun distributing male contraceptives upon request.

"Actually, this is nothing new," says Dr. David Owen, associate director of Mckinley Health Center at the universi­ty. "We've been informally distributing condoms provided us by local druggists for some time. The only real difference is" that. it's now an official program

through our family planning clinic, which has already been providing female contraceptives."

According to Owen, the program will provide condoms for any male student who is officially registered and has paid his health center fee. Female students would also be allowed to obtain con­doms for a non-student male partner.

"We would have started the program a year earlier," Owen claims, "but our director at the time was afraid of a possi­ble adverse reaction both from the

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A new director subsequently approv­ed the plan, and "thus far we've had no adverse reaction at all," says Owen.

Owen thinks the Illinois program may be the only one of its kind currently operating on American campuses. "We inquired around, and didn't come across anyone else who does the same thing. At this point, we may be unique."

Bridge and street reconstruction proposed continued from page I -· I think the best thing to do is ge{ on with the project," he said.

Moving the Larimer closing to phase two was necessary, Finch said, to pro­vide some access to I-25. Closing Larimer would leave Larimer viaduct users to the Speer or 6th Av&I-25 inte·r­changes.

"I can see where Auraria is concerned about commitment - but everyone is working toward the ultimate concept," Finch ~aid .

.. We're planning for a Walnut cop­nection, not something that connects to the old Larimer line-up," Finch said.

A public information meeting will probably be held in January, Finch said. Construction on phase one, if funding is allocated, could begin by earl}' 1983 at an estimated cost of $38.4 million.

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CCD Vets Oub meeting. 230A/B Stu­dent Center. 4:30 - 6:30 pm, Wed .. Nov. 11.

Delta Lambda Epsilon meeting. Thurs .. Nov. 12, 6:30 - 8 pm. rm. 257 Student Center.

UCO Pre-Med Oub meeting. Thurs .. Nov. 12. 6:30 - 9 pm, rm. 254/6, Stu­dent Center.

MSC Cht Alpha Wed.. NOv. 18, 9 om - 3 pm. ·rm. 254/6. Student Center. 629-3185.

Phi Chi Theta Career;. Doy. flll.on .. Nov. 16, 8 om - 2 pm. rm. 330, Stu­dent Center . . All welcome.

. 1t Delta Lambda Epsilon meeting. Thurs .. · Nov. 12. 7:30 pm. rm. 254 Student Center. 2 Guest speakers.

The Spanish Club meeting. Wednesdays. rm. 151. Student Center. 12:30 - 1:30 pm. "'-

MSC Sky Diving Club meeting Wednesdays, 4 pm, rm. 254/6, StU­dent Center. ·

Aurarla Nucrear Education Proje~ meeting Thurs.. Nov. 12. 7 pm. in rm. 230, Student Center.

Multi-Cultural Arts ond Professions Club meeting Fridays, 2 pm, rm. 356, Student Center. All welcome.

Alpha Eto Aho Foll Banquet. Sun., Nov. 15. 6 pm. at Writers' Tv'ia.nor Hotel, 1730 S. Colo. Blvd. Prime Rib Dinner is $15/person. Reservations through Davy at the Aerospace Of­fice. 629-2983 .

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Sports · Men's Soccer

The MSC Men's Soccer team, ending its season with a 12-6-1 record and a #19 NAIA national ranking, travels to ,Oklahoma City to compete in the NAIA R4ional Tournament on Nov. 13 and 14.

their cliances to advance to the Na­tionals in two weeks in Springfield, Il­linois.

While MSC has never gone to the na­tional competition, this year marks the ninth time in 11 years that it has gone to regionals.

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mainder of the tournament and defeated Colorado College, Weber State, Idaho State, and Washington State, all in three games. MSC then had little trouble in dispatching CU in two games, 15-3. 15-10.

MSC, representing District • Seven, will fa.ce Bethany Nazareth College on Women's Soccer Friday at 2 p.m., and a win would ad- The MSC Women's Soccet team con­vance them to the championship game ~luded thefr season last weekend with a on Saturday against the winner of Fri- 3-1 win over UNC in the 1st AIAW day's match between Sam Houston State Region VII Soccer Tournament. MSC University and Midwestern University. ·· had lost the previous day to CSU in

MSC women selected to the all­tournament team were forwards Debra Berdahl and Barb Forst, as well as mid­fielders Rosie McGrath and Teresa Pen­ny. Coach Ruth Holden will not lose any of her squad to graduation, and looks ahead to another successful season next year.

Women's Volleyball . !

The team travels to Boulder this Saturday for a 4 p.m. match with CU.

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District Seven Coach of the Year overtime in the semi-final round of the

The MSC Women's volleyball team raised its record to 34-15-1 by taking 3rd pface in the UNC Invitational Tourna­ment in Greeley last weekend. After dropping the first two matches to AF A · and UNC by scores of 12-15, 13-15 and 7-15, 9-15, MSC played well the re-

The Floor Hockey tournament is scheduled · for Friday, November 13, between noon and 4 p.m. Anyone in­terested is urged to contact the In­tramural Office immediately at exten­sion 3210.

Harry Temmer expects . to field a tournament, and its final reeord stands healthy, competitive team, and likes at 9-5-2.

Flying team grabs top honors .

The MSC Flying team won the top team and the team safety award at the Region I National International Flying Association meet held Oct. 29-31.

MSC also took first in five of the seven individual events held at the Boulder Airport and MSC. Keoki Gray was first in Aircraft Identification and Computer Accuracy; Mike Peterson was first in Pre-Flight Safety; Scott Sammons was fi~ in Power-Off Landings; Mike Brucklier was first in Short Field Landings. Other award winners were Don Nichols, Mark Brown, Bill Dysart, David Garcia, David Wood and Linda Christopherson. . The flying team is now qualified for the national competition in Bakersfield, CA,. May 6-9, 1982.

Counselors sought for wllderness program

The Wilderness Experience Program of Denver is recruiting counselors for its 1982 winter youth program.

Qualified counselors. will take part in an extensive training program, gain ex­perience in working with youth and receive a small stipend for their service. Internships are available for those seek-ing academic credit. "

Wilderness Experience Program is a non-profit organization that works with . young people, ages 8-16, who exhibit behavior problems or who may just have trouble ''fitting· in" with peers or adults. In four wEiekends, the groups explore the wilderness on cross-country skis, 'Play . games, and learn responsibilities.

If this experience appeals to you, call the WEP ~ffice at 477-2765.

Marketlrig competition slated

Philip Morris Incorporated is holding its 13th Annual Marketing/Communi­cations Competition for students. St~dents are invited to develop marketing/communications projects related to Philip Morris Inc0rporation or any of its other operations.

The entry deadline is Jan .. 15th. The first place award is $2,000, second is $1,000 and third is $500. A free trip to N~ York to discuss the project with Philip Morris executives is also available to the top finishers.

For additional information contact Gerry Rizzo, Competition Coordinator, Philip Morris Incorporated, 100 Park Av!.,.N.Y . .,N.Y_ 10017. {212).880-3459 ..

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continaing events CCD Arts Festival continues throughout November. Guest lecturers. concerts. ond drama presentotJOOs sponsored by CCD Stu­dent Government Assoc1at1on. Context the CCD SGA offKes for 1nformotion.

Home Maintenance Course offered bi,r MSC Learning for Living. Begins November 18: register now. Four class meetings on con­secutive Wednesdays from 6:30 - 9 :30 pm. Fee 1s $39/person. Register ot 629-3046 (learntng for LMng offKe).

Gft Wrapping Booth to benefit the Asscx10-bon for Retarded Citizens of Colorado. Beqins ~.November 23. ot the Aurora Moll. to serve .V.011 patrons through Christmas Eve. December 24. Volunteers coll the Association offKe at 455-4411.

sunday 15 Sundays at Four at Central. Central Presbytenon Crurch. 1660 Sherman. Classical and contemporary music adopted for voices. directed by Jim Williams. 4 pm 839-5500.

Young Artists Orchestra. ot Boettcher Con­cert Holl. 13th & Curtis 4 pm performance. Chotles Ansbcxher. conductor. 571-1935. . Those Who Con, Ofl exhibit of ort works by fcxulty members of the Colorado Institute of Art. l'\X1S throuqh November 24. ot the In­stitute. 200 E. Qth Ave. 837-0825.

Senior Plano Aedtal "oy Pamela White presented by UCD and MSC Music. ot St. Co­,ieton's. 8 pm. Free to oil.

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Amerkan Pop 1n rm. 330. Student Center. 12:15. 2 .15. 7 & 9 pm $1 for students. or buy the 5-movie poss for only $4. ovo1lable at the door.

Brown Bog Lunch and discussion group. noon - 1 pm. EC 812. T odoy's topic: " Listening Skills." 629-2755.

Mid-day Break ot the Denver Center Cinema. 14th & Curtis. T UJO turn-of-the-century melo­dramas. Dick Powell promoting the NRA. Flash Gordon episode. 12:15 pm: Free 892-0983.

Denver Symphony Orchestra performance ot Boettcher Concert Holl. 13th & Curtis. 8 pm. Jomes Rives·Jones conducting 292-1584.

monday 16 CCD LectureSeries "Computer Animot1on" by guest speaker Pot Lehman. South Classroom 115. 2 - 3 pm. Coll 466-8811. x386. for 1nfor­mat1on.

CCD Suslness and Government Studies. rm. 230A/ 8. Student Center. 5-7 pm. 629-3185.

Men's Awareness Group every Mon<Jov 1n the Counseling and Testing Center. CC 107. 1-1:50 pm All men welcome.

Ballet West and the Denver Symphony Or­chestra Performances: V1voldi/Continuo II. Drigo/Le Corso1re Pas de Deux: Schubert/Espnt de Corps: 811et/Syfl'dionv in C. Ardeen Watts conducting. 8 pm. 292-1584

Bells of St.Mary's (Ingrid Bergman. Bing Crosby) at the Denver Center Cinemo. 845 pm. 8\>2-0983.

friday 13 AHE< Affirmative Act!On, 1020 9th St. . 8-9 :30 • om 629-3474

UCO Musk General Recital Performance, 11 om. in St Coieton's 629-2587

Live Bond 1n the Mission. sponsored by ASMSC. 1-4:30 pm. 629-3185.

AHE< Placement, rm. 254 Student Center. 1:30 - 2 :30 pm. 629-3185.

MSC lndustrlol Communications, rm. 330. Student Center. 6 :30 - 9 pm. 629-3185.

taesday 17 The Great Muppet Coper in rm. 330. Stu­dent Center. at 7 pm only. $1 for students. or buy the 5-mavie poss for only $4, ovo11oble at the roar

Student Center Advisory Boord meeting. rm. 230A/ 8 . Student Center. 12 30 - 2 :30 pm.

CCD L1tcture Serles. "'What Do Science and Art Hove It\ Common?' ' by g{Jest speaker Poul 8109i South Classroom 115. 2 pm. Coll 466-8811 . x386. for 1nformat1on.

Lterary Crusade In Nicaragua. by guest speaker Dr. John McFadden. at St. Coieton's 5:15 - 6.45 pm 443-3811.

ECHANHAA Introductory meeting. rm. 254/6, Student Center. 6 :30 - 9 :30 pm. 629-3185.

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Walb110p: CoRT Thinking, EC 277. 9 om - 4 prn 757-9722. .

UCD ll>erol Arts, rms. 230. 330. Student Certu. noon - 5 pm. 629-3185.

Colorodo ~ In Uterature. Reg1stro-00n 11:30 om. Student Center main floor. Four , semnars and reception free: lunch ovo1loble for S6. Col 629-3185 for deto1ls.

wednesday 18 The Great Muppet Coper 1n rm. 330. Stu­dent: Center. 12:iS. 2 :15. 4:15. 7 & 9 pm. $1 For students. or buy the 5-movie poss for $4. OllOlloble at the door. ..

MSC Musk Rectal and Performance class. 11 om - 2 pm. St. COjeton's. -029-2429.

MSC Efdsh Deportment meeting, rm. 230CJD. Student Center. 2-4 pm. 62<1-3185.

/,New Musk fnsemble concert. 8:30 pm at St. Cojeton"s.. 629-2727.

MSC Heaah Center, rm 2300. Student Center. noon - 1 pm. 629-3185.

CCD Concert Series. Susan Marsh. Allegro Smng Quartet_ at St. Francis Interfaith Center. 3:30 pm.

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ALL CANDIDATES MUST PICK UP INTENT TO RUN FORMS BY NOV. 2J AND ATTEND A MANDATORY MEETING IN THE STUDENT GOVERNMENT OFFICES (J40 - STtJdENT CENTER).

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FOR SALE: Earn money on the side while enjoying a hobbiel Complete laminating kit. Includes: in­structions, large starter supply of clear and colored pla,i;ics, laminating accessories, tools, molding unit ana}refabricated blank business cards. $250. Call 986-4461 between 6 and 9 pm.

FOR SALE: Skis and boots. Rossignol performer 180's w/Look GT bindings. Just tuned! Munari boots - 120. $135.00/$40.00 separate or $150.00 sold together. 722-2396 - ring 10 X, leave message.

Fql SALE: Skis, Fritzmeier Super Cup 560, 195 cm. Hand made, West German slalom ski with Tyrolia 360 bindings. Very quick edge to edge. Over $400 new, sell for $200 or best offer. Ask for Dave, 722-8919.

FOR SALE: King sire water bed for sale. Good quality for half price. If interested call Eileen at 629-1153.

FOR SALE: Browning 10-speed. Asking $200.00. Kodak color film from bulk. Call Stan 989-4177.

FOR SALE: 2 tennis rackets for sale. Donnay Borg Pro 4M w/black graffite string, New. Head Comp. 1-lL w/gold twist. Best offer - 477-5131 before 9 pm.

roa SALE: TI-59 programmable w/printing cradle and surveying, MATA/utilites, and leisure modules. Call Brian at 988-9566 between 6:30 and 10:00 pm.

FOR SALE: Alto saxaphone. Excellent condition, best offer, call Dave 756-8106 (home) 320-0257 (work).

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~ANTED: A person with a look into his future. A person with drive. Come to Rm. 156 of the Student Center. You can call 629-2507 or 629-8361. Need you Wed. & Thur.

STVPENT OF LIFE insurance needs help. SIS/hr. Call 759-1875.

MARKETING, ADVERTISING, business, com­munication and meeting management majors -Earn top $$'sl The Colorado Center for Women and Work is planning a Working Women's Exposi­tion for June, 1982. Hiring sales people, on com­mission only, for major exhibitors. This is an ex­cellent opportunity to get "hands-on" experience. Previous sales or public relations experience necessary. Call Connie at 979-1580 for more infor­mation.

LOSE WEIGHT! Earn Money! Do Both! For more info, call Lil or Vicki after 3:00 pm. weekdays.

SALES ADVOCATES needed for National Prefered Discount Club (The Money Card). This form of advertising practically sells itself! You can be part of this success story. Call Don for info, 795-6149, 7:30-12:00 pm.

DO YOU RUN out of money before you run out of month? Turn the tables with extra income from in­teresting part-time work. Local Amway distributor trains you for splendid opportunity. Phone 922-3583.

GUARANTEED Amway products for every need are just a phone call away. We deliver. Phone 922-3583.

WANTED: Someone to do part-time phone con­tacts at home. You decide on the amount of hours. Contacts must be made early evening hours. Four dollars/hr. or per contact, whichever greater. Call Mike at 322-4640 or 421-3279.

INTERNSHIPS: Graduate students in engineering or law; undergraduate or graduate students in communications, community relations or related area for 12-week internships. For details and ap­plication, contact: WICHE Intern Program, P.O. Drawer P, Boulder, CO 80302; 497-0230. Paid.

W AJ\'TED: Entrepreneurs to participate in multi­level marketing plan. Nine different product lines to specialize in. Sincere inquiries only. Small initial investment. Call Dan, Dynamic Growth Enter­prises, 795-6149.

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A'ITENTION STUDENTS We need 100 clerks for special weekend assign­ment. Filing experience required - long hours -good pay rate plus bonus. Call f?r appointment right away! Olsten Temporary Services, Downtown Denver 534-4357, Southeast 753-1960. Paid. YOU'LL NEED THIS SHOT before leaving the country. Instant passport photos, Photography West Ltd., 2812 East Sixth Avenue, Cherry Creek area, 322-3557.

YOU DON'T LOOK suspicious . .. and neither should your passport photos. Photograph West Ltd., -2812 East Sixth Avenue, Cherry Creek area, 322-3557.

FRAME YOUR FRIENDS with a portrait gift cer­tificate from Photography West Ltd., 2812 East Sixth Avenue, 322-3557.

MARKETING CLUB workshop at the Student Center, rm. 254, 6-9 pm. Nov. 11. For more info, contact John Krane, Business & Governmental Studies, 629-2485.

ATTN MUSICIANS: Tired of high prices on equip­ment and accessories? Save_ big bucks with Musi­cians Co-op. Call Dave 433-5746.

HOUSING $25 REWARD to whoever can locate a cheap base­ment apartment w/utilities included and accepts pets. Also must have art studio space. Dan 477-6031.

WAffiNG FOR YOU is a nice 500 sq. ft. 1 bdrm apt. in a small, quiet & clean North Capitol Hill bldg. for only"$190/mo. with util. and $100 dep. 6 mo. lease. Laundry facilities, storage room. Call Mike 832-5992.

ROOMMATE NEEDED to fill vacancy in 5 bdrm house. $140/mo. plus util. Mostly furnished, washer, yard, 1-1/2 bath, 15 min. bicycle ride on bike path to school. 722-2396 - ring IOX.

MOUNTAIN CONDOMINlUM for rent by night $35 or week $200 (MSC people only for this price) furn. 1 bdrm., l bath, kitchen, living-dining areas. Sleeps 4. (Maybe 6). Breckenridge. Walk to ski area. Please reserve now with deposit since requests have been made through spring break, but your night or weekend may be available. Call Faye 773-6852 or 629-2951 or 629-3368.

NEED MALE roommates to share brand new 3 bdrm house, $225/mo. plus 1/3 util. Car pool to Metro available. Ask for Kris after 5. 973-1311.

SHARE LARGE Washington Park Victorian. Own suite, share bath, kitchen, washer/dryer, storage. Off-street parking, fenced yl!ik"d. $200/mo plus 1/2 util. Short or long term. Avail. immed. Call Kallas, 777-1495. Days: 238-0536.

WANTED: Nice residents for 2 bdrm, unfurn. 920 sq. ft. apt. on top floor of a small North Capitol Hill Apt. bldg. $300/mo. plus winter util. and 6/mo lease. Storage rm. also. Available now. Call 832-5992. Balcony also.

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NEAR BUSLINES. All utilities paid. Furnished sleeping room with shared bath $135/month, fur­nished buffet with shared bath $165/month, and unfurnished one-bdrm with private bath $220/month. Currently in process of upgrading the property. 1440 Clarkson Street, 863-1469. Paid 12/2/81.

PERSONALS MARKETING CLUB workshop at the Student Center, rm. 254, 6-9 pm. Nov. 11. For more info, contact John Krane, Business & Governmentlll Studies. 629-2485.

REMINDER: Alpha Eta Rho fall banquet is Sun. Nov. 15, 6 pm. at Writer's Manor Hotel, 1730 S. Colorado Blvd. at I-25. Prime rib dinner is $15 per person (and worth every penny, damn itl) See Davy at the Aerospace office for reservations. (629-2983) Special guest speaker.

AFTER YOU SIGN IT INVEIGLER, what kind of man do you think would answer!? Mystery Man.

ASSOCIATION OF Minority Business Students general meeting. Nov. 19, 1981 - 1020 9th St. 6 pm. Refreshments setved.

CONGRATULATIONS to the MSC Flying Team on their first-place win of the regional competition I Special congrats to individual event winners Keoki Gray, Mike Brucklier, Scott Sammons, Mike Peter­son and Keoki Gray (again). On to the Nationah;l Meanwhile, back at the Frat ... Ill

COMING SOON! The Adventures of Metromanl (Mild-mannered reporter for a great '"Metropolitan'" newspaper ... Stay tuned!)

ALL YOU PREPPIES BEW ARE - Gonzo's Preppy Service now open. You bag 'em - We clean 'em . Gonzo.

NATIONAL APATHY WEEK will be held Nov. 21st to Nov. 28th.

CLAUDIT - I would like to see you again, please come by 259H 11-12 or 2-2:30 or at the Mercantile. Chris.

HAY-REPLIER. Thanks, but anyone knows that Horse-Bunnies are not only temperamental but are true Iters-Collectums, and supplies thereof are scarce.

WANT TO BUY small personal computer: $600 -$1500. Preferable Tl 99/4A or Atari 800. Also need T. V., cassette player, RS232 · interface, cheap printer. Looking for financing below 21 percent or someone_to share exp. Call Dan at 795-6149.

WANTED: 2 tickets to see Jerry Garcia at Rain­bow Music Hall. Please call Olga 423-6395.

MERV PLAYS HOST to Avon; November 20 on Channel 2 (KWGN) at 1:30 pm. "An Avon Christmas At Home"' which will feature some of our best makeup, jewelry and gift ideas for Christmas 1981. Avon Representative Sylvia ~idgett 366-2725. J.L.C. -1 meant every word I said. When I said that '"I Love You" I meant that "I Love You Forever" . .. Babe.

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