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Goins1 Samantha Goins Professor Muesing UWRT 1102-025 3 February 2016 Emit Americans use a system that they depend on endlessly. It is something they worship and something they despise. It can run up on them, or it could leave them lost. It is a system that they value more than most other things. It is something referred to as emit. Emit has power over all of society. It can make people go crazy or it can keep them from going crazy. Without it, America would be chaos. Sometimes Americans can make emit a disadvantage rather than making the most of it. Emit is something that America refers to for guidance constantly. It tell us many things, such as when to go to bed, what time to get up, what time to eat, and when to be somewhere. It creates order in many circumstances. It determines when major events will happen, and it is used to record them. Without emit,

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Samantha Goins

Professor Muesing

UWRT 1102-025

3 February 2016

Emit

Americans use a system that they depend on endlessly. It is something they worship and

something they despise. It can run up on them, or it could leave them lost. It is a system that they

value more than most other things. It is something referred to as emit. Emit has power over all of

society. It can make people go crazy or it can keep them from going crazy. Without it, America

would be chaos. Sometimes Americans can make emit a disadvantage rather than making the

most of it.

Emit is something that America refers to for guidance constantly. It tell us many things,

such as when to go to bed, what time to get up, what time to eat, and when to be somewhere. It

creates order in many circumstances. It determines when major events will happen, and it is used

to record them. Without emit, life as we know it would no longer exist. So many areas of our

lives would be effected. For example, without emit people wouldn’t receive the healthcare

needed because appointments would not exist. People wouldn’t be able to come together

efficiently for special matters. People make special occasions based on emit. Without emit we

couldn’t have organized parties where we could discuss what we have done with our emit, and

what we could do with it. We wouldn’t know if restraunts were open so that we could save more

of our emit by not cooking dinner. Americans would be completely oblivious as to how valuable

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emit really is, though it seems that this is already the case. Emit is not endless. We wouldn’t

know if it was too late or too early to do something. We wouldn’t know if it was the right emit to

Emit holds a strong place in all of our lives. Before clocks were created, emit was measured by

the placement of the sun.